/heem/ - Ngannou with a fan edition

this is the thread

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>Bisping
>Interim

Here is a reminder

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>>77536465
> Bisping - Interim MW champ

What's that stance meant to convey?

>>77538842

Dr. Pavel, i'm UFC

Ngannou title shot when??

>>77536465
Why is McBoner always flexing in photos?

>>77538842
>I am not a manlet

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

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When will horsemeat Silva make his return?

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<----- Knucks

>>77545105
No shot

>>77545094

Check the timestamp. Middle of round 3 and McQuitter already gassed and looking at the clock

Let's not waste a thread guys

>>77545105
This is truth.

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According to sherdog Bisping is 6'2" and Luke is 6'3" but this picture tells a completely different story, why do manlets always exaggerate their heights? At best Bisping is 5'10" here.

>>77545121
Love the way he made Poocare his bitch so goddamn easy.

>>77545144
>>77545237
The OP matters a lot to this kid

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GADOOSH!

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>>77545268

>>77545246
hell yeah

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<----- rory

>>77545246
Absolutely

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>>77545270

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>>77545288

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>>77545291

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>>77545297

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>>77545291
>>77545288
>>77545268
>>77545270
Doesn't replying to each other every day with these same posts get old

>>77545316
No, I like putting these people in their place when it comes to Schaub.

>>77545316
It's the spammer keeping this thread active so that people stay ITT, I'm off to the other one

>>77545316
He replies all the time lol

>>77545330
The OP is very important in your life eh buddy?

Im the spammer

AMA

>>77545246
You guys fucking told me Rose had no ass

>>77545246
This pic makes me realize how much I hate her current hairstyle.

If i was hitting it from the back, i would probably confuse her with a male in between strokes. Smh

>>77545348
Why are you so obese?

>>77545316
It's the same person.

>>77545348
Which posters do you hate the most? What went so wrong in your life?

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>>77545316
He still does it in less than 10 seconds so I'm gonna go with no

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>>77536465
> no one cares about the rest
>not mentioning our true lord and savior, McGOAT

get da fook outa heyere!

>>77545316
I only ever post that webm to check if coral springs is on /heem/, I can post it any time of the day and I know for a fact that loser will always respond no matter what, it's just self-amusement lad :)

>>77545389
>Caring about manlets

L O L

>>77545392
That doesn't make me a loser, it makes you a bully (which is worse than a loser)

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>>77545350
She got ass, just no tits

>>77545397
How is online bullying real my nigga? Just walk away from the screen, also it's relevant to MMA.

>>77545413
I'm not going to leave /heem/ just because you're here.

>>77545421
I never asked you to leave /heem/ same way I never ask you to ALWAYS reply to my posts my man

>>77545425
I can't help myself, it enrages me.

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>>77545425
This

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>>77545436

>>77545445
Why does she need to be braless for an upper back tattoo my guy?

>>77545455
It's a one-piece dress, but you knew that. "muh straps", it's in front of her

>>77545445
>removing all that clothing for a tiny tattoo on your upper back

>>77545462
I don't see it. Also if it wasn't a front strap wouldn't most her back be bare anyway

redpill me on chicken alfredo pizza

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>>77545550
Hawaiian pizza is where it's at, just do da dam ting

>>77536465
>No one cares about Joanna
Nigga...

>>77545555
>fingers covered in pizza grease

>>77545445

Imagine being this defensive about a fighter who is a laughing stock within the MMA community and wasn't even ranked when he retired.

>>77545556
How many PPV buys has she done?

>>77545600
How about a UFC in Poland next year?.webm

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Conor

McGregor

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>>77545630
peep the filename.

That's a phoneposter

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>>77545445
Damn Gilbert Yvel gets around

>>77545596
>who is a laughing stock within the MMA community
Not true whatsoever, every UFC podcaster strives to be as successful as Schaub. UFC fighters loathe him out of jealousy.

>>77545641
>peep the filename
>Schaub h8er has a different filename than mine
Hypocrite loser

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Watch this

<----gooby

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>>77545630
>h8r obsessed with Schaub and his fans
Hello h8r I think you need to seek some help

Schaub bless

fav fem fighter??

>>77545646
>That lanklet
lel

Rockhold should fight that Vasoncellos guy who stole Lovato from him. The dude is a middleweight as well.

>>77545681
Who is your favorite female fighter?

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I summon my Chris Weidman in attack mode!

>>77545713
>Tfw your boy is now a chinlet thanks to Herb Dean

favorite female mixed martial artist?

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>>77545710
who is YOUR favorite female hand-to-hand combat practioner

haha revved him up

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>>77545697
That lanklet is one of the GOAT kickboxers ironically.

That was when he fought in pancrase though in the early 90's

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King Cody is back

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>>77545713
chris looks broken, he's missing something.

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Too easy

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RIP BIGG PIGG

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>>77545742
yuge if true

>>77545713
I summon my Michael "The Count" Bisping and equip him with the MW belt. My fighter's special ability allows him to avoid battles when targeted

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>>77545754
B A S E D

>>77545742
So this MSG card is guarenteed to be better than the last one, right?

>>77545754
>Borrachinha is expected to face Johny Hendricks on November 4, 2017 at UFC 217
Holy fuck, why is Hendricks doing this to himself

>>77545773
can he be stopped?

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>>77545785
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>77545780
>Bisping-GSP
>JJ-Rose
>Pigg-Borrachinha
It's a meme card so far

>>77545780
All MMA in New York thus far has been a shitshow.

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I heard you guys like peaches?

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>>77545754
hes one dimensional Bigg Rigg would destroy him

bigg rigg on unlimited steaks is unstoppable

>>77545816
the dude is built like a greek god and has hands for days, hendricks is getting heemed

>>77545807

>10-7 Hamill

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>>77545816
the american will be killt

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is Cody vs TJ confirmed?

How can we meme Ray Borg to beat Mighty Mouse?

>>77545843
>>77545844
lel this is why there are weight divisions

>>77545826
I disagree he just has bigg arms that's it

>>77545813
Peaches are a beast

>>77545858
lol I know right duuude bora-china makes tj look like a small kid

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>>77545744

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Hey, look what I found xD

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>http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/ufc/636058/Khabib-Nurmagomedov-Tony-Ferguson-UFC-217-Fight-Offer-Rejected

daily heeminder fuck khabib

Johnny just needs to get back on the gear its fucking simple. Everyone else is on it, he probably cant afford the good stuff because hes been JUST for the past 2 years and not getting paid good

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>>77545933

>>77545927
I hope that guy never gets a title fight unless he moves up to 170. Blew his chance too many times.

>>77545926
you found my favorite female fighter

>>77545946
Even if he's the best, nobody wants a champ that fights once every other year

>>77545933
johnny got fucking PAID in his last fight

>>77545927
I think colby would fuck up kebab

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>>77545985
No question.

>>77545742
>best fight on tap

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Apparently Aldo is learning English and doing some training in california, good for him desu

>>77545984
how much did he make?

If JDS beats Ngannou is it overeem/jds rematch?

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>>77546039
>If JDS beats Ngannou

>>77546035
>posse

>>77546037
140,000 but 20 of that got deducted because of the weight. Considering what he actually does tho 140k is a lot. BJ penn got 170k on that same card

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>>77546068
>Ngannou beating JDS
Making picks isn't really your thing, try snowboarding ya goof

Johny hendricks 4th child is named Rigg. You can't make this shit up

>>77546093
Almost as bad as "Tiger"

>>77546085
why not? explain if you can manage.

>>77546093
>>77546101

How many kids do you boys have?

>>77546093
thats his middle name

>>77546101
Tiger isn't a bad name you weasel.

>>77546104
I have 2.

>>77546113
No its literally his first name

>>77546124
liar

>>77546104
none, as does schaub tiger's dad is black

>>77546119
gods BJ sucks

>>77546138
No, he isn't. You're referring to a photoshopped image some Brit made.

>>77545789
He looked like shit in his last fight. Black guy gassed himself out doing meme shit and then curled up

>>77546102
Francisco has not fought anyone as skilled as JDS despite him being on a decline

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>>77546113
no thats steak

>>77546155

JDS is a chinlet on his way out. Junior won't stop the french nig.

>>77546166
>JDS is a chinlet
Explain

>>77546157
he looks so happy with his steak

>>77546147
Look at pictures of tiger he's clearly half black

>>77546174
cain, reem, stipe, severe CTE

what is there to explain? do you even watch MMA? JDS is done. Did you forget about his fight with Reem?

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>>77546183
I don't see it at all.

>>77546191
he's probably thinking of the kid she had before schaub, he's black/mixed.

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>>77546191
>curly hair
>clear dark skin
stay in denial m8

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>yfw Cain heems Stipey

>>77546189
Did you not see how much output cain needed to only get a tko? Jds is durable, I like reem but even there jds wasn't out more so a nicely placed shot, Stipe swarmed him early and got him trapped against the cage. Shit happens, has Ngannou's chin been tested? He sure as he'll has poor tdd

>>77546217
he WAS durable, he WAS a champion

years ago, the sport has passed him by and Francis is one of those guys.

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>>77546191

>>77546226
How can you say that when Francis hasn't been tested at the top 5 level? Stipe will eventually lose its just a matter of time, nobody is safe in HW. Also cain would easilly wrestlefuck Ngannou and gnp his shit up

>>77546245
Ngannou could potentially be the GOAT, not saying he is or will be but the potential is there. His improvement and overall current day game is outstanding, good luck standing with him.

>>77546191
baby has same eyes like schaub..you are just being jelly because you cant suck his dick

suck it

>>77546258
So you admit once he meets an elite wrestler like Cain he's fucked?

Say what you want about schaub his wife is an absolute babe

>>77546287
Not at all, Cain's entire game is clinch and head to face ground you to pieces. That is all done standing, Ngannou can heem Cain.

Say what you want about schaub he is an absolute babe

>>77546294
she's a mudshark who cucks him

>>77546035
It's too late for him to learn english. He's at the end of his career. The time for learning english was back when he was in the WEC.

>>77546302
Kongo was landing some nice shots on Cain too, but that wasn't enough. Ngannou's TDD isn't good enough, he's fucked if he doesn't land early because Cain would make him gas on ground

>>77546293
This is just evil. That's someone's life you're fabricating to appease your fetish.
>>77546316
No she isn't.

>>77546124
>I have 2.
You're "wife's" supposed miscarried fetus doesnt count, Adan.

>>77546331
Potentially, point being Ngannou keeps getting better and the other HWs have peaked.

If JDS wins I'll be surprised.

>>77546104
You should have at least 3 if you aren't a cuck.

>I don't care if my family is bred out of existence! My genes aren't based enough to pass down!

Maximum nu-male.

>>77546345
>If JDS wins I'll be surprised
I just don't understand how you don't see JDS as favorite, I can see JDS countering him HARD with an uppercut. We shall see

>>77546361
Ngannou is the betting favorite, dude.

>schaub deleted pictures of his wife on his instagram
>says he's a "free agent" when it comes to women during an interview

what did he mean by this?

>>77546333
Im not adan. Im a vancouver island leaf

>>77546332
>2 kids from blacks
>fucks her "tattoo artist"
she's a textbook mudshark

>>77546373
she has 2 kids?

>>77546370
you wish you weren't adan

>>77546368
>Ngannou is the betting favorite, dude.
Lmao no way... Maybe now is the time to start with bets

>>77546369
schaub likes boys m8

>>77546370
Prove it.

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>>77546293
This is hilarious
>>77546332
Lighten up pussy

>>77546379
Im not, im white.

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Guess the fighter. No google.

>>77546347
>My genes aren't based enough to pass down!
what an odd thing to just blurt out in this thread. where did this come from?

>>77546404
Bris Illman

>>77546404
the weedman

>>77546404

Chris Weigdanoff

>>77546369
did he really?

>>77545789
Natty limit can't be stopped

Does anyone else think conor isn't gonna go headhunting for the first 4 rounds like everyone thinks he will?

>>77546460
Conor is a counterpuncher.

>>77546473
I never said he wasn't

>>77546460
I expect Conor to clinch, grab Floyd's arms, power shot, repeat until the fight ends.

>>77546460
I think hes secretly developed master cardio and will give away 10 rounds and finish floyd in the 11th

>Play UFC 2
>close match but opponent is in the lead
>final round
>take him down
>make him tap
>he rage quits

Cerronefags just can't handle losing I suppose.

>>77546484
>like everyone thinks he will?

no one thinks that bud

stop bein dumb

>>77546510
I don't mean everyone as in /heem/, but a common thing you hear is that his only shot at winning is in the first 4 rounds or so.

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>>77546509
Is Rogan a good character in that game ?

>>77546509
fuck you, the ground/submission game is so fucked in UFC 2

GSP'S SIGNED THE CONTRACT TO FIGHT BISPING

>>77546514
>getting hit by prime Roy makes you a chinlet

delusional

>>77546217
JDS is done lol did you even watch how he fought against Rothwell?

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>>77546617

>>77546397
That's what Adan used to say. He even got his white friend to let him take a pic of his hand with a time stamp lol.

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Going to see Joey Stand up this friday! Hopefully I can yell out IMMIGRANT MENTALITY without him blowing me the fuck out infront of every there

>>77546640
you got the one with the bright light then schaub disappears?

>>77546585
Why hello Thai_Warrior1995

Rematch?

>>77545807
Jones AND bisgoat?? Jeez I think we have a new p4p champ

>>77546545
Don't know, haven't ever played him

I stick to:
>Goobs
>BispGOAT
>Cruz
>Holm
>Waterson
>Namajoonies
>Overeem

>>77546681
nah thats not me, i was just saying i hate anyone who uses the broken ground/clinch system

>Playing UFC games
Shame on you dorks

>>77546534
People think that Conor's gastank is suspect too, don't forget. Power fades as the fight goes on, and a lot of people think he'll gas hard.

>>77546714
He has shown to gas hard fool

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https://twitter.com/GeorgesStPierre/status/895361430739922946

>>77546704
But I got it for free

you are all intolerable faggots
your shitposts aren't funny

>>77545600
Wait, Woodley was on the list and you're talking about PPV buys? That's rich

And also this>>77545619
she's the only reason Poland will get an event

>>77546726
Fucking faggot. Fuck him, fuck bisping, and fuck Dana.

>>77546732
t.obese spammer

>>77546732
i could heem you and everyone in itt in under a minute

>>77546726
WHO GIVES A FUCK

>>77546726
Sport killer
Division ruiner
Alien enthusiast
Boring wrestler
Decision machine

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>>77546764
you forgot GOAT

>>77546726
>>77546742
>>77546764
Scroll down and read comments nobody gives a fuck

>>77546642
>paying to listen to a fat drug addict yell

>>77546725
no he isn't

Has WME done anything right since they took over? If so, what was it?

>>77546806
All comedians are drug addicts that yell, the fat ones happen to be funnier

>>77546823
The Jon Jones/DC 2 promo was pretty good.

>>77546835
You can thank Forrest Griffin for that

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We're in the money
Come on, my honey
Let's spend it, lend it, send it-
Let's spend it, lend it, send it
Rolling, rolling-
Rolling around!

>>77546823
they cut Mousassi, that talentless leech

>>77546641
Yeah but adan is a dunecoon name. Im white and have a white name

>>77546859
Can he really enjoy the money with all the brain damage?

>>77546726
great, another 40yo coming out of retirement, for another pointless fight

>>77546878
This is what insecurity and mental illness sounds like.

>>77546878
just skip ahead to the part where you scatspam and get banned, no ones gonna read you're shitposts

>>77546864
you are conversing with a crazy person lol

>>77546893
He's 36. Younger than Bisping and only a year older than Woodley.

>>77546914
>>77546864
sad shit

Holloway, Pettis and Whittaker.
All cut from the same cloth

Young, energetic, well-rehearsed, well thought-out game-plans, tanned/dark skin.

Pettis... very Conor-esque in his counter-strikes, Joe.

>>77546962
I forgot to mention.
Those three fighters are /myboy/s

It's important that you know that, going forward.

>>77546962
You're talking about baby pettis right?

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For sure did you see how Moreno was out-awkwarding Mini-Pettis in that fight my guy, I scored it a draw for sure

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>filthy casuals who boo Tyron Woodley and other serious fighters
>mfw a filthy casual boos near me
>mfw Dana is a filthy casual

I only hope Bellator has more respect for the sport.
People with respect for the sport enjoy Tyron "the GOAT" Woodley.
People with no respect for the sport, and who only respect entertainment, are the ones booing.

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>>77545641
>>77545630
That was me bros

>>77546962
Whittakers pretty white though desu

>>77546992
Of course.
Older Pettis out of sight out of mind.

Woodley is more entertaining to watch than GSP
>I don't even like Woodley

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>>77547018

Based schooby

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Raising CTE awareness

>>77547021
No he isn't

>>77547010
>I only hope Bellator has more respect for the sport.

They put Bader-Davis on the prelims and had a debuting fighter on PPV.

>>77547041
for sure the cte brain is more vascular

>>77547041
me on the right

>>77546460
I believe 80% of his punches thrown are going to be in the first 4 rounds after that he will get gass and get clobbered for thw remaining 8

>>77547063
yet the 20 seconds of pico get btfo was more entertaining than the 25 minutes of Bader/Davis bullshit hell i dont even remember who won

>>77546460
He looks juiced to the gills and putting on size hoping for an early KO, when he can't get that he'll be gassed for the rest of the fight and picked apart at will.

>>77545246
Someone shop a decent haircut on her. I can't fap to this.

>>77547041
I wonder what kind of athlete the brain on the right belonged too.

Seems like retardball aka American football is the worst for it.

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>>77547113
You gay or something, son?

Road to the ruby
https://youtu.be/xz1p765JzUo

>>77546681

kek

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>>77547150
>ywn* pick up chicks with Jason

>*attempt to

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http://www.mmaweekly.com/georges-st-pierre-officially-signs-his-contract-to-face-michael-bisping-at-ufc-217

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>1-5 MMA record
>2 loses by sub and 3 by heem
>Still able to fend of 4 robbers, killing one

Why aren't you training?

>>77547186

black heemsters are probably pretty pissed

sorry uncle shana keeps oppressing you boys

>>77547133
It was probably cut out of a 70 year old footballer
https://youtu.be/U1i1hgyjsnY

>>77547227
>>77547133
NFL blocking shit

https://youtu.be/v-1MQ0Cnbhs

>>77547193
Because I own guns.

Remember that time Schaub bleached his hair and JUSTed himself? Do you think it went better or worse than he expected?

>>77547271
Let me guess a fucking Ruger Mini 14

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>>77547272

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>>77547186
I actually really like this fight

Am I the only one?

>>77546641
adan means white person in somali

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>>77547292
Pity the fool who does not like mini 14

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>>77547272
Remember when 80% of Shob's losses were by KO

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>>77547186
>Tyron literally chased GSP out of the weight class he's considered """""goat""""" in

>>77547355
Tyrone's stock is poo-chip at this point

>>77545754
how long to achieve this physique? Keep in my i'm natty

>>77547292

SKS and a nugget, actually.

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>>77547355
>ze fayt geym iz laik ze stock markit en Tyron's stock iz very low right now, Michael Bizping 'as a very 'igh stock eym very imprezzed wit 'iz performanz

>>77547381
p90x
>90 days ez

>>77547385
kek

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>>77547381
Keto diet plus half a gallon of water everyday

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>>77547385

>>77547384

>one of each

>not a crate of each

>>77546726
If he wins, he kills the Middleweight division

>>77545396
>caring about the height of another man
Mental midget detected.

>>77547542
Yup, if he wins he'll probably push for a fight with Conor or Anderson.

>>77547385
I thought that was polish for a second

>>77547543
t.manlet

>>77547542
Whoever wins kills the MW division.

>>77545813
so delicious and full of vitamins

>>77547553
I'm surprised they didnt 't get him and anderson

I'd actually want to see that

>>77547575
GSP wouldn't defend it and would just retire again

Bisping would at least fight Whittaker once this is over

>>77547620
Lol anderson is finished. GSP would blast a double and thatd be it

>>77547637
>Bisping would at least fight Whittaker
Nope

>>77547565
>literally no you!
manlet confirmed

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>>77547655
Yep

>>77547677
>Bisping
>Fighting contenders
No sweetie

>>77547657
>Being a manlet in Holland
I feel for you my guy, I really do, when I was there almost everyone was 6 feet tall.

>>77547743
>no you! really!
mate..

Trump and Bisping won.

>>77547793
Gain height

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>>77547760

listen spergy, you know that I'm a good critic of your work, so I went ahead and fixed that up a little bit for you

you're welcome

>>77547800

Trump faced his number 1 contender after winning the primary. Bisping did not.

>>77547833
Bisping won the belt. Trump won the election. I dont see the difference

>>77547848

Winning the belt = the primary.
Defending the belt = the general.

>>77547863
Horrific logic

>>77547828
Grow up

>>77547876

A candidate is not a legitimate President until they win the general.
A champion is not a legitimate champion until they defend their belt.

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>>77547818
pic related, it's the equivalent of you trying to insult me

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Today is Alexa Grasso's birthday. Say something nice about her.

>>77547909
For sure cody is just a paper champ

>>77547381
4 months of calisthenics