/nfl/ General: Pokemon Nuzlocke Edition

>>64748882
>500x500
get your shit together OP

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tox's

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>>64748882
>IND:Colts hire Ravens LBs coach Monachino as DC

>>64748885
BBinDragon

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Vikes gonna get beat worse than AP's kids

Give me ONE reason why anyone should reasonably predict the Vikings will make it out of round 1

There's absolutely none

Why is this Gase nigga getting so much hype? The Bears fucking sucked this year

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>m-muh freezing temperatures

>jon gruden to eagles
Well it's not quite Tebow time, but fuck it I'm excited.

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>>64748895
Fine, nigga!

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CHOSEN
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>>64748917
It's gonna be like -17 degree windchill

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first battle against /hoc/

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>>64748895
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>>64748920
but cutler didn't
and there's the record setting broncos to consider
>>64748929
never go full jew
>>64748937
spam scratch

>>64748937
growl

>>64748920
Because the OC is the number one man responsible for record.

Will the Toxins have the #1 defense next year?

>>64748937
Don't choke!

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chiefs

>>64748937
don't fracture your thumb

>>64748934
Wilson played at Wisconsin so he should be used to weather like that

>>64748937
shit name, Carrmander was better

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>>64748895
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>>64748920
He was almost hired by several teams last season for HC. He did great with the Broncos and he has managed well with the Bears.

And above all else, this coaching candidate pool isn't quite as good as last year.

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>>64748895
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>>64748958
>>64748959
wasn't it Charles who had a thumb injury after playing Pokemon too much, or am I thinking of someone else?

Andy Dalton should get a cheetos sponsorship

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>Kaepernick gets knee, thumb and shoulder surgery so there is no way that the 49ers can trade him before the April 1st deadline.
>After April 1st his contract for next year is guaranteed
>Baalke is too egotistical to cut him for no draft picks in return
>49ers have 50 million in cap space anyways, even if they keep him
>49ers hire Chip Kelly
>Anthony Davis (RT) unretires as he said he will do all along
>Chip Kelly has no control over player personell
>49ers sign Alshon Jeffrey and resign Boldin for cheap
>Sign and draft two DEs.
>Kaepernick with Torry Smith, Boldin, Jeffrey and Hyde in Chip Kellys offense
>OL is intact with Kilgore back at Center, resign Alex Boone
>11-5
>1 and done in playoffs

skip ahead one year

>Baalke gets fired
>Chip Kelly trades away Bowman for Sam Bradford
>49ers start 2 QBs at the same time for 16 games

I can't fucking wait for this shit to happen

>>64748969
PIGSKIN

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>>64748948
Rosen>Lynch


Post sexy, future elite QBs who will play for the pats

>>64748927
Where's the Raiders?>>64748946

>>64748969
Why isn't there a football up your ass?

Are you even training your anus in preparation?

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>>64748895
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>>64748920
Defense was the biggest problems. Cutler looked better, which is given credit to Gase. He did a lot with a bad OL, underarchiving QB, hurting star RB, and oft-injured star WR. Also a lit of credit FOR record breaking Broncos, but I'm not sure how much

I'd be okay with him, but not 100% sold.>>64748926
I heard that was debunked.
>>64748958
Chiefs at getting bounced out early.

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>>64748980
bears are gonna lock up jeffrey
>>64748983
look at those inferior aesthetics
ugly people can never be great QBs

>>64748969
>>64748981
IN

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>>64748895
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>>64748998
Not if he wants 10 mill a year they won't. 49ers will pay that.

>>64748969
You know at this point I think we'd let you slide with one of those little K2 footballs but you have to admit that Vic Beasley is a bust

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>>64749004
POOPER

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>>64748895
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>>64749000
Nice digits.

What if AndyDalton beats Brock? Would this be prophesy for the Broncos benching Manning, Dalton returning to start and Bengals beating Osweiler to go to.the Superb Owl?

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>>64748895
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>>64749034
Did pokebro anger le hotpocket man?

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>>64748998
>losing bowl games
Plus, he's objectively more qt than Lynch
Cmon

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>>64749012
bears have more cap space than the niners though, and who else would they be signing? i gotta believe they'll keep him from hitting the market with his talents
>>64749034
>deleting that
mods have gone much too far desu
>>64749060
he looks like he lives underground
paxton is much more aesthetic and you know it
also
>impying he wasn't tanking so we'd draft him
shig

>>64749060
>Kikes
>QT

Not even once.

>>64749079
They gotta resign Cutler to a 25 mill per year extension.

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>>64749079
He looks kinda like Rodgers from this angle
But why would the Eagles draft lynch when they have Bradford?
>>64749101
He's the sexiest, best freshman QB in the last 600 years.

>>64749118
He looks like a cartoon character tbqh

>>64749125
This cartoon character is gonna be stylin on your defense in 2 years

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>>64749103
l0l
good one
>>64749118
he looks like a ben garrison caricature from that angle desu
you're fighting a losing battle here

How do I get banned? Need 2 days off this website

>“When you have eight wins, and three home wins, in two years, you’ve been patient enough,” Bucs GM Jason Licht said.

what did he mean by this?

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>>64749158
make a thread with pic related, works everytime

>>64749141
Oddish said lynch was ugly so......

>>64749158
post a picture of your butt
>>64749161
he hates black people clearly
>>64749169
oddish also likes feet fyi

>Tfw watching the Bills 30 for 30 and realizing the whole NFC East cucked the Bills to win Owls

>Except for the Eagles

>>64749141
He's got the oddest body proportions though. Looks like a total lanklet imo

Daamn, so did the Nuzlocker get banned?

FUK U MODS

>>64749207
someone else start a nuzlocke

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>>64749207

>>64749174
Oddish is the best poster here
I value her unbiased insight on the sport of football, and her information on relationships and attractiveness add even more to her elite posting skillset

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THIS IS NOW A GUNDAM THREAD. POST GUNDAMS /NFL/

>>64749193
yeah true, he is 6'6"-6'7" after all
i'm sure we can get him to bulk up and become the big guy we deserve
>>64749207
right? i wanted to fulfill my elementary school dream of being a pokemon
>>64749218
desu oddish's brave posting has made me question my unconditional faith in god on more than one occasion

>>64749218

no me

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Post Owls

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>>64749240

>>64749232
zoids > gundam desu

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>>64749213

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>>64749232
>mechas
>>64749235
Oddish's new religion (Winstonism) is the true path brother
Convert and be saved
>>64749239
Fuck the Texans cuck boi
JJ watt is a fucking fag

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>>64749253

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>>64749248
This is false

>>64749266
no, zoids was comfy as fuck and they looked cooler. gundam is gay

>>64748969
Its never too late to tell Lake that she needs to shove a egg shaped leather ball up her pooper.

>>64749248
zoids was pretty dank but i only started watching it cause i was still riding the high from wing

also always expected some megazord combo that never happened

>>64749218
Aint gettin none of dat bussy by brownnosing

>>64749255
idk i'm not really into cucking people and feet
plus god has been good to me so far
>>64749289
>>64749299
is it bad that i don't know what zoids is

>>64749202
reported for announcing report

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>>64749289
Again, false.

G Gundam is best Gundam

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

Guys.

I don't think the Cowboys are going to draft a QB this year

How fucked are they?

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>>64749232
>>64749266
>>64749313
BOSTAN

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>implying this isnt happening

>>64749316
IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU

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>>64749193
He's 6'7 or 6'8 245. He's still growing he's said. Put on 15 lbs before this season so you see a lot of picture where he's skinny as fuck.
Anyways he's got a long ass torso, he's not a giraffe neck, so his shoulders are high up. Dude is hyper athletic as well. I'm looking for the source but I read he has a 6'11 guys wing span but if you watch his delivery it's tight as fuck probably because he was so lanky when he was young he had to develop a good motion.


The offense he ran threw a lot down field then you look at his completion numbers that's pretty impressive. Throw in he apparently runs in the 4.5-4.6 range he's pretty athletic

I want to say flacco but he's closer to cam. Lynch in a year or two could easily put in 15-25 lbs which he's talked about doing to get ready for the combine making him a real 6'7 255-260 lb qb who is athletic and accurate. I'd take him and let him grow into his frame for a year. Seriously look at his lower body, it's massive for a guy his size. He's going to be a huge

>>64749313
compelling argument

>>64749311
>not knowing Zoids

nigga what did you watch before you went to school in the morning, the news?

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>>64749337
>animal robots

>>64749325
>New England winning at Denver
yeah, that usually doesn't happen. They can't cheat as much on the road.

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>>64749332
>put on 15 pounds you say? Here's a "pizza"

>>64749325
>toxins over chefs
>peyton not choking

Nah.

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>>64749232
THE ULTIMATE GUNDAM

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>>64749313

>>64749332
He's going to get snapped. 6'3-6'6 is the sweet spot, anything bigger just ends up being awkward.

>>64749360
They better have had a Don Quixote theme in that episode

>>64748882
oh hell yes. as a packman I approve of pikachu being our pokemon.
Inb4 pack sweeps the playoffs

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>>64749319
get bosa
>>64749332
this, his wingspan is huge and he's an actual athlete
he's going to be the next great eagles scrambling QB, cap it
>>64749337
i never watched tv before i went to school
the only time i watched tv in the morning was weekends desu
>>64749360
is this one of the country themed gundams? i remember some of those looked retarded

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enough with the Gundamuposting

who /Hyped for ice bowl 2.0/ here?

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>>64749232
Gunmen > Gundam

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reminder to never doubt the power of memes

>>64749011
>New York Jee-Otts

kek, pretty clever actually

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y'all niggas wanna talk about saturday morning cartoons? get on my level

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>>64749382
>Gurren meme

Everyone is gonna be so mad when we beat the seacucks

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One of My Favs

Judge Me

>>64749413
>Judge Me
good taste senpai.

who /came home from school to watch Dragon Ball and DBZ/ here?

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>>64749402
>we

>>64749391
I'm okay with this

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>>64749423
I was raised on Toonami

best girl

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>>64749391

>mfw I see people saying the Chefs will lose to the Toxins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nvEypZ3xs

What does /nfl/ think of this?

>>64749451
plz harness the royal magic chiefs bro

this is the year where Kansas City becomes the GOAT sports city

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>>64749391
>Smeth hosts the Lombardi trophy and Super Bowl MVP truck in the 49ers own stadium

As a 49ers fan, I am ok with this. Smith was a good guy, he sucked MAJOR ass until Harbuagh revived his career, and Kaepernick is better than him, but he is still a good guy.

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>>64749455
I love it

>>64749451
>>64749456
excuse me, but you are posting in a thread about cartoons.

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>>64749423
Not me, did come home to watch this though

>>64749456
913 reporting in. Here is hoping that the city is better prepared for the Super Bowl Parade then they were for the World Series parade.

>>64749367
It's a height weight thing. I shit you not google it with qbs.hand size and the height weight ration. Basically it works like this 9 inch hands are generally needed.
Height weight ratio goes something like this. A qb needs to be this weight or risk injuries
5'10 - 5'11 200
6' - 210
6'1 - 215
6'2 - 220
6'3 - 6'5 - 225 - 235
6'6 - 235
6'7 - 245

It's really interesting stuff. Google it

Also http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/worry-about-johnny-manziels-weight-not-his-height/

For the source

1. Joey Bosa (DE)
2. Josh Doctson (WR)
3. Jalen Mills (FS)
4. Nile Lawrence (DT)
4. Kevin Hogan (QB)

How'd I do?

>>64749289
Zoids was gay as shit dawg

G Gundam and Gundam Wing nigga

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

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>>64749168
>>64749158
this one works too and creates bantz.

>>64749465
is reverse blade a meme?

Also, anyone late night Inuyasha?

>>64749503
No, but being a fire-powered mummy is.

>>64749480
Russell Wilson is an interesting phenomenon when it comes to durability.

He's 5'10, but weighs around 215 and has a thick build with massive hands. His hands are bigger than Luck's. He has yet to miss a game or even a team practice.

>>64749497
I hope you soon come to realize is that you pasta has become old and stale and that's a reason no one replies to it anymore

I understand you feel the need to post it all the time because it's probably the one thing you ever posted on 4chan that got more than 2 (You)s so you feel the need to hang onto it and post it. Or maybe you feel it's a /nfl/ staple pasta. I can assure you it isn't. It doesn't even rank in the Top 100 of best /nfl/ pastas

I hope one day you actually produce good OC pasta instead of posting old preseason garbage

>>64749523
How about this one then?

God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)

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>>64749397

why are sharks wearing pants?

>Draw the NFC AND AFC West this year
>away games @ Denver and @ Seattle

Well at least people can't call the Panthers schedule shitty next year.

>>64749528
I hope you soon come to realize is that you pasta has become old and stale and that's a reason no one replies to it anymore

I understand you feel the need to post it all the time because it's probably the one thing you ever posted on 4chan that got more than 2 (You)s so you feel the need to hang onto it and post it. Or maybe you feel it's a /nfl/ staple pasta. I can assure you it isn't. It doesn't even rank in the Top 100 of best /nfl/ pastas

I hope one day you actually produce good OC pasta instead of posting old preseason garbage that stopped being relevant and funny the day after it was first posted

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>>64749523
>I don't enjoy chiefposting

>>64749516
Exactly. As long as the guy is bulky enough and hands are big enough, height doesn't actually matter at all. Height weight ratio, hand size and 20 yard short shuttle. That's how you know what you physically have at the qb position. 40 yard dash times really don't matter as much as a qbs short shuttle or even the 3 vibe drill. Good gms know that

Eric weddles 40 time was good but his Ss was insanely fast.

Was the site offline or did my phone just jack off?

>>64749532
Nigga you seriously don't know Street Sharks? It was like Rocket Power but with sharks... and streets and stuff.

>>64749550
yeah this site is like charles woodson, out of date and overrated

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>>64749563
BTFO

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>>64749563

>>64749563
This was me. I forgot to put the Tiki in the name field.

>>64749588
Fuck off Sneak

>>64749559
I was more of a SWAT Kats and Extreme Dinosaurs kinda guy.

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Rose
N

>>64749563
At least you can get a whole season out of this site m8

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>>64748946
>>64748962
>the Loins and the Bungles both get to be fucking legendaries

Is this supposed to be ironic?

>>64749594
>snuke

fuck off

>>64749563
The servers are a lot like romo, easy to knock out and intercept

>>64749633
swing and a miss

>>64749633
Try hard

>>64749633
Not feelin it

>>64749604
No.

You can depend on the servers I'm December

https://media.iheart.com/player/embed.html?autoStart=false&useFullScreen=true&mid=26626926&siteid=1209&share=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.700wlw.com%2Fmedia%2Fplay%2F700wlw-big-ben-alert-26626926%2F

Savage.

>>64749646
Then, Snatch

what is your opinion of Yu-Gi-Oh?

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>>64749646

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>>64749633
boo urns

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>>64749651

>>64749657
What is
"Ravens home crowd in the 4th qtr"

>>64749669
It's a rape warning from a radio station since Big Ben is in Cincinnati

If you tap on the server it'll still run


If you tap romo he'll be out for the season

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>>64749669

>>64749654
The actual card game or the show? The card game I kinda grew out of when I was around 17 or so. Same with the show, I stopped watching after GX.

>>64749656
Nice.

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>>64749694
Oh shit

>>64749694
Quit before you look even worse

>>64749694
ROMO FAGS BTFO
E
K
T

You guys think Brian Billick will ever get a job again?

>>64749685
lol, I wonder if that'll piss all the SJW's off

>>64749694
3/10 at least you tried

>>64749717
Whose ready for Chiefs vs Redskins the injunbowl?

>>64749714
Ive heard Garrett tell the team that exact same thing

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>>64749694
painful

>>64749694
cringe tbqh

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>>64749724

>>64749741
Snek are you always lurking? You're a savant btw just wondering.

>>64749724
Literally on fire

>>64749747
Sneak will literally kill himself if the packers win superbowl 50.

>>64749747
I just kinda hang around. Staying up late tonight so I can catch the Paper Mario and Starfox 64 runs on AGDQ.

>>64749753
Good thing that literally will not fucking happen. I guarantee it.

>>64749563
Lmao, kinda glad I came back

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>Only 6 callers in front of us Jimmy!

what did she mean by this?

>>64749771
If they actually make superbowl 50. Somehow win the NFC. Will you rooting for the packers or whatever team managed to win the AFC so you don't have to go to /nfl/ which will be entirely sneakposting

>Sneak said the team was shit
>Sneak said the team had 0 chance to win the superbowl
>sneak said they were going 1 and done

What's the average height of a cowboys fan? Five-Eleven

>>64749783
COWMANLETS BTFO

>>64749783
Heh

>>64749782
sneak will literally just say it was one big fluke like in 2010 and the packers were lucky.

>>64749783
>>64749694
>>64749724
>>64749694
>>64749708
What do the cowboys and this poster have in common? Both of them have no game.

>>64749774
Too bad the pats won't come back when they lose to the broncos

>>64749782
I don't see what the point is in posting hypothetical that will literally never happen. That's like asking me what if the sky fell tomorrow.

>>64749011
>Geots

I get the pun and all but there are literally 2 pokemon based on jets

>>64748989
>2000+16
>STILL no dolphin pokemon

>>64749806
What can an Asian masseuse do better than Tony Room?


Handle balls

>>64749541
lel

>>64749541
I hope you soon come to realize is that you pasta has become old and stale and that's a reason no one replies to it anymore

I understand you feel the need to post it all the time because it's probably the one thing you ever posted on 4chan that got more than 2 (You)s so you feel the need to hang onto it and post it. Or maybe you feel it's a /nfl/ staple pasta. I can assure you it isn't. It doesn't even rank in the Top 100 of best /nfl/ pastas

I hope one day you actually produce good OC pasta instead of posting old preseason garbage that stopped being relevant and funny the day after it was first posted

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>>64749807
Aahaha good one!

>>64749833
What website are you getting all these off of? I just want to know so I never visit it on accident.

>>64749867
>>

Not gonna lie, the wildcard matchups this year are all fucking garbage besides the classic afc north showdown.

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>>64749891
>classic afc north showdown
>bengals
>classic

>>64749861
hope you soon come to realize is that your QB has become old and stale and that's a reason he doesn't win rings anymore

I understand you feel the need to post it all the time because it's probably the one thing you ever posted on 4chan that got more than 2 (**)s so you feel the need to hang onto it and post it. Or maybe you feel he's a /nfl/ staple QB. I can assure you he isn't. He doesn't even rank in the Top 10 of best /nfl/ QBs

I hope one day you actually produce a non-* championship instead of posting old preseason garbage

>>64749905
steelers/bengals has more history than ravens/steelers newfag

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>>64749903
I didn't know there was another one of these

>>64749908
Stale pasta bruh, just like the Cowshits

>>64749915
no

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>Source: The 49ers have met with former Eagles coach Chip Kelly about the head-coaching job.

The Best NFL rivalries of All Time POWERRANKING

1. Cowboys Vs 49ers
2. Cowboys Vs Redskins
3. Cowboys Vs Steelers
4. Cowboys Vs Eagles
5. Cowboys Vs Giants
6. Packers Vs Bears
7. Steelers Vs Ravens
8. Seahawks Vs 49ers
9. Falcons Vs Saints
10. Tom Brady Vs Peyton Manning

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>Jon Gruden interested in Eagles job
Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck didn't he come back to the Raiders, especially when the team is being loaded with young talent, Kid Davis is perfectly fine with him, and the fanbase still loves him even after that Superb Owl.


This fucking grinds my gears.

>>64749953
>cowboys
Stopped right there

Best rivalry is Al Davis vs the NFL

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>>64749953
What are you 15? Seattle/Denver is a bigger rivalry than Seattle/naners, also who the fuck cares about Saints/Falcons?

>>64749957
the raiders are a joke, eagles at least have fletcher cox and cap space

>>64749963
Only the Top 5 matters anyway

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Post your team and a song that came out the last time your team won a playoff game

>Jaguars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vpIsQ3lX8

>>64749957
That's exactly how I picture EDP going out. That or slipping and falling in the shower.

>>64749962
Raidnigger here is actually correct

>>64749953
Dope
No
No
No
No
No
over vikings? no.
whatever
1 season is not a rivalry
> le who
at least this was an actual rivalry

>>64749957
Holy shit

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>>64749972
>Bungles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ

>>64749957
He isn't

https://twitter.com/howardeskin/status/685288629879607296

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>>64749972
>Pats
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_wVfwpfp8

>>64749988
Eminem - Lose Yourself

>>64749999
>>64750000

>>64749967
Raiders have more cap space. A capable QB, #1 and #2 WR, TE and Running Back and Mack is death on Wheels, god help any QB if the Raiders get another capable DE. The OL is falling apart along with the Safeties. But that's nothing that can't be fixed up. Carr is a two steps forward, one step back QB, so in a few years, as long as there isn't a freak injury, he's going to be elite. Oh and don't forget all the fucking Cap space.

Seriously, Gruden must have been royally butthurt over what Al did to him still if he didn't even consider the job. Now we got fucking Del Rio.

>>64749973
Davis won both Lawsuitb Owls.

And then won the Superb Owl to rub it in the face of the NFL that year.


There's a reason the Refs always have it out for the Raiders.

>>64749599
It's because you rarely see them post-season.

>Chosen
ahaha fucking niggers

>>64750015
raiders are a cancer franchise. no one wants any part of them which is why they have fucking jack del rio

>>64750028
(more like "picked" amirite)

>>64749957
>>64749997
Fug
Playoffs haven't even started and all the wacky rumors have already begun

>>64749332
>The offense he ran threw a lot down field then you look at his completion numbers that's pretty impressive
No it didn't. His offense threw a shit ton of screens then the occasional shot downfield. If anything they didn't throw deep enough, considering how strong Lynch's arm is.

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>>64749380

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>>64749972
sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

>>64749396
It's still pronounced Jet you meme loving faggot.

>>64749997
This makes me feel better. Also isn't he the most paid person at ESPN? Can't see him walking away from that.

>>64749940
wasn't chip kinda decent before he decided to be a GM

since baalke won't let anyone fuck with him being a GM it might help kelly focus more on coaching. too bad mangina will still run the defense

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Is this actually gonna happen? The Jacksonville Jaguars and the San Antonio Raiders, the cream of the AFC?

>>64750081
such a fitting song, too

>>64750161
just do it for the wild ride

>>64749940
What the fuck was the appeal of Chip Kelly? From everything I've seen, he just destroyed the Iggles.

What's so good about him?

>>64750195
the wild ride's technically been going on since mooch got fired, why not

>>64749957
He won't take the job

After getting fired from the bucs and al's death he decided to commentate rather than coach.

Besides he always wanted to coach the eagles and raiders again. If he wants to coach the eagles I say let him plus raiders have del rio who does great with rookie/young teams and developing them

>>64750217
he still had a winning record with the eagles. He only had one bad season. He is an intelligent guy and his offense is dangerous.

The Question marks are with his ability to control a locker room and his ability to evaluate talent.

Chip's Ceiling is very high, but his floor is really low

If he succeeds, he could be the next bellichick, but if he fails it could be josh mcdandiels bad.

>>64750166
first of all someone should update the image

second of all I see it happening

>blake becomes the next big ben , maybe in his own league
>carr becomes the next a-rod but still good without weapons and not shit under pressure
>both teams are young
>raiders have a better defense than jags at the moment but both can easily develop and buy something special soon

I see it clearly

>>64750263
With all the talks of McMaymay wanting a HC job again, and with Hoodie giving Madman Chip high praise, I wonder if Hoodie will get him to become the Pats OC...

>>64750217
Pretend it 2013 and the 2010-12 Oregon Ducks are ducking up the NCAA with their offense. Now pretend that a bunch of offenses in the NFL just came out with the read option with great success.

Now you're the Eagles, with the quickest, most agile QB to ever touch the turf. Now realize that placing a coach like Kelly in control of a high octane read option offense like what was possible in 2013. That's the appeal to Chip Kelly.

>flash forward to 2015
Everyone grew accustomed to the read option last year and an offense like Chips is irrelevant because every defense (ALL 32 DEFENSES) have now familiar with an offense like Kelly's


His appeal died after they lost to the Saints in the playoffs in 2013

>>64750251
Al dying was probably the perfect window to come back since he'd be able to gain a lot more control of the team than when he was coach before.

It boils down to that he's got a cushy job and is making a fuck ton of money from ESPN doing it. If I were in his position I wouldn't change a thing.

>yesterday marked 23 years since jim harbaugh was hired

fuck this gay earth

>>64750279
Bortles' game is more closely resembling Brett Favre these days and Robinson is already having a Sterling Sharpe-tier start to his career

its habbening

>>64748882
>jon gruden interested in Eagles job

this is a lie get your fucking shit together op

>>64750370
allen robinson confirmed for broken neck

way to fucking curse him you fucking asshole

>>64749332
>The offense he ran threw a lot down field
AHAHAAHAHAHA
What the hell are you talking about? His offense was very screen heavy.

>>64749859
don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to this thread

>>64749332
he's not cam he's too skinny. he's going to get destroyed and injured in the nfl.

Brett Favre HOF this year, guaranteed
source: yahoo sports

>>64750430
Oh gee, thanks for the update.
I sure needed to be told Brett Favre was a first ballot.

>only five electees allowed each year
what a load of horseshit. out of the finalists, the following are all Hall of Fame-worthy

QB Brett Favre
QB Kurt Warner
RB Terrell Davis
RB Edgerrin James
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Terrell Owens
OT Orlando Pace
OG Alan Faneca
LB Kevin Greene

How the fuck do you pick only 5 out of those guys?

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>>64750453
>Terrell Davis
>"Worthy"

ENOUGH

>>64750453
>Terrell Owens
>worthy

No.

>YFW Vikings have saved Cordarrelle Patterson for the playoffs
I honestly believe this is possible, he could straight up run 80 yard TD's on the regular when they had him for offense.
>YFW Vikings WR depth is the best in the league
>YFW you deleted every .jpg .gif webm yesterday

>>64750483
Sorry, I meant Terrell Davis.

YOU LIKE THAT?

>>64750453
Brett Favre
Orlando Pace
Kevin Greene
Marvin Harrison
Terrell Owens.

>Yfw teddy always throws deep balls 2 ft too far
>literally all the time
>-10 degree playoff game on sunday night
>Teddy is ready
>Drops another long pass with too much raw power
>Cold air thickens and drops ball perfectly into stefon diggs hands for 3rd TD of the day to seal the win
>Can you Diggy

>>64750530
>Literally the worst QB selected in the first two rounds of the 2014 draft

lyl

>>64750536
>the only one to make the playoffs
you and all teddy haters are obsessed

>>64750548
brian hoyer>>>>>>>philip rivers

>>64750517
same, except I'd vote Warner over Favre just because Brett's a bigger guarantee than Ken Griffey Jr. was in this year's baseball Hall elections, and Kurt's a borderline guy that will need the support.

>>64750548
no it's just that we remember when vikingsfaggots were praising christian ponder as the next tom brady

>>64750593
>claiming /sp/ as a unit remembers something so lucrative and inaccurate

>>64750566

This

>>64750566
>>64750617
whO?

>>64750383
I took it from rotoworld, you fucking mongoloid.

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>>64750639

>>64750453
>no smiling assassin
>Steel Curtain has literally every player in
>Orange Crush has one

>>64749500
I am severely offended by this image.

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do the pats have the best scouting team in the league?

back in 2013 everyone was talking about manzeil like he's the best qb prospect since luck but the pats sniffed him out already look at that shit they even got how many workouts he did over the summer

>>64749516

Wilson is built like the modern day quarterback but lanklets will continue to deny this

Brady doesnt count since he entered the league in 2001.

Just look at Oswieler. With all dat height he should have no issue seeing and hitting his receivers, but he literally just got benched for old man peypey.

>>64750909
height honestly doesn't matter plenty of average height qbs have made it look at fucking drew brees or chase daneil, or steve yung

>>64748961
Wilson played 1 game in late November in Wisconsin in college. The big ten championship was indoors (Lucas oil) and the bowl game in January was in Pasadena. Otherwise he played at NC State.

>tfw this was the last year the world could have seen a manningbowl
>tfw giants didn't make postseaosn
>tfw you'll never see Eli beat Peypey in a superb owl.

Why live?
>inb4 Eli would get a talk from his dad telling him to throw the game in peypeys favor

>>64751109
>implying

>>64750888
The Patriots have spies everywhere.

So the 1990-1994 Bills were a hurry up offense meme time thats why they got btfo by the NFC East except for the Eagles.

>>64751158
>implying NFC East

>opened a pack of football cards
>free gum
>noice
>remembered cards are from 1993

>>64750888
Literally nobody intelligent thought manziel was anything but a hype babby

Everyone laughed at the browns for actually using a first round pick on him

To this day i still cant believe they did it i swear if there was any team you could possibly actually convince to draft an actual waffle its the browns

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>>64751190

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>this was 5 years ago

>>64751158
no, just that the NFC was the much, much stronger conference overall. The Bills ran into
>a really strong Giants team and just had a kicker who couldn't seal the deal;
>one of those Redskins teams that decided to be elite for once in a while (again, after winning an Owl 4 years before); and
>a dynastic Cowboys team in back-to-back tries.

What other competition was there in the AFC? It was practically a JV league compared to the NFC.
That Giants game was the only winnable one.

>>64751507
It was because the NFC bought strong teams really

>>64751507
>bills and eagles get hot in same season
>meet in owl
>hosts comment how the bills have already lost to the other three NFCE teams

>and then the bills win

>yfw pinned eternal /owg/

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>mfw someone seriously told me the Chiefs were going to the super bowl

>>64751558
would also be the owl that would decide the first division with 4 super bowl winners

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>>64751558
I'm actually watching the Bills doc right now, and the thought of this makes me kek internally

>>64751582
conversely, the stillers have beat all the current nfcw teams except for the naners

>>64751558
No matter what happened the loser of that game would have to leave the NFL from such embarassment

>>64751558
>>64751647
http://strawpoll.me/6480078
http://strawpoll.me/6480078
http://strawpoll.me/6480078
http://strawpoll.me/6480078