CHI:Report: Fins to make 'strong push' for Gase
DET:Werder: Megatron told mom about retirement
FA:Buccaneers fire Lovie Smith after 2 seasons
CHI:Browns confirm HC interview with Adam Gase
DET:Lions can save $11M by releasing Megatron
SEA:Marshawn Lynch expected to have full workload
NO:Sean Payton staying put, remaining Saints HC
DET:Calvin Johnson confirms retirement possible
CIN:Andy Dalton (thumb) not practicing Wednesday
NYG:Eagles to interview Ben McAdoo on Thursday
PIT:DeAngelo Williams still in a boot Wednesday
CHI:Adam Gase to have 2nd interview for Eagles HC
Every time he chokes his head gains one hat size
>MFW Vikings beat seahawks
>MFW Redditskins beat Green Bay
>MFW They both advance to the NFCCG
>MFW the NFCCG is in minnesota in late january where the sun has fallen out of the sky and the temperature is -9999999999999 degrees
>MFW the NFC team in the owl is ravaged by frostbite, exposure, and hypothermia leaving the Toxins to win by default
Both of those teams play in the cold all of the time and don't play in a faggot ass some in a meme division
They would withstand the cold
And winter isn't even cold this year
The texands would be the team that would get hypothermia if any
You may only respond to this post if your team isn't relocating
Not listing the Raiders because they aren't moving
>vikings beat seahawks
the only hope that vikingfags have is the 'cold weather' meme because their team is such fucking dogshit
AFC seeds vs NFC seeds
1. Broncos @ Panthers - Panthers
2. Pats @ Cards - Cards
3. Vikings @ Bengals - Bengals
4. Redskins @ Texans - Skins
5. Packers @ Chiefs - Chiefs
6. Seahawks @ Steelers - Steelers
I saw Tom Brady at a Jiffy Lube a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hater and bother him and ask him for an autograph.
He said, “Oh, you want me to audible it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “PSI?PSI?PSI?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my tire inflating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my air up front I saw him trying to leave with like fifteen uninflated tires without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to inflate those if you want to leave with them.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the tires and started checking for PSI multiple times, he stopped her and told her to check them each individually “to prevent electrical infetterence,” I don't even think that's a word, and then turned around and gestured for a yellow flag at me. After she scanned each tire and gave them each a PSI and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gesturing in her face really loudly.
2/10 bait because I responded
Broncos are fucking stupid for starting Peyton. Keep Osweiler in. He's been pretty good for you and he's that teams future QB for years to come. Let him have playoff experience. Peyton has been shit.
Best defense this season were the Bengals. When it comes down to it the whole point of a defense is to stop the other team from scoring. At the end of the game that's all that really matters. Sacks help. Interceptions help. Fumbles help. But the team that stops the other team from scoring is the best. Bengals allowed the least points this season which means they were the best defense. Also their 42 sacks and 21 interceptions help a lot too.
You couldn't possibly fathom the reasons I have for hating Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers
You just couldn't
He's elite but he's not better than Drew Brees
1. Tom Brady
2. Drew Brees
3. Aaron Rodgers
Told you faggots before the season and now I want my fucking apology for the endless shit I took for being the only one to say it
>yfw he's rockin' that Starter jacket when he's accepting the super bowl mvp bruhs
THE ALL-DEGENERATE NFL TEAM
If you enjoy being laughed at Jerry, then revel in it, Climb right into the spotlight and revel in it. Your team is now the most ridiculous team in the National Football League. The pregame shows, the postgame shows, all over network TV, all the commentators, they're laughing at you. They're watching you unravel in public. It's like a circus, 'Step right up ladies and gentleman and watch the Dallas Cowboys unravel right before your eyes! Look at them in the locker room, fighting and screaming! Look at them on social media! Look at how they look like they don't give a damn on the field! Look at a coach that you have castrated!
Does Jason Garrett have any control of personnel? Absolutely not. If he had control of personnel some of the people that started the year on this team wouldn't be here. Does he have any control of discipline? Oh, please. Please. That's funnier than a Seinfeld routine
FUCKING DIE ALREADY
Close, but so did Stafford. He had to get x-rays on different body parts after both vikings games, and could barely talk during the post game conference. So much heart, too much for the Lions to be honest, but he still gives everything he's got.
>HATING a team that's not in your division
>not even in your conference
Beta as fuck
You autistic fuckers love your new threads lol
it's just weird how you keep bringing up how the packers have been having a down year
nigga i've had brees at top 3 on my QB rankings since like fucking july
i kinda wanted the packers to win for the playoff bantz
imo at this point he's become too fragile to be considered tough
he's definitely been through a lot, but it takes like nothing to injure him now
This team was specifically built to win this year with old man Peyton. Granted, he's been even more of a broken geezer than they imagined, but it ain't the time to risk it in order to give the new kid experience
>TY Law not a HoF Finalist
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
Jeff Garcia is the goat, then farve
Currently Big Ben, cam, Wilson, luck, I could keep going
Partying in the offseason then getting your ass beat for not being primed doesn't make you tough
David Carr also admitted he didn't do enough in the offseason to be ready and that's why he fell apart. Guys have played behind worse lines, he just wasn't in the film room enough even he said it
Roethlisber is the biggest drama queen in the NFL. He winces, and gives looks to the camera like he's passing a kidney stone every time he throws a pick or fumbles. Once after leading a game winning drive he was bragging to the media about being hurt and being looked at by the medical staff before the drive and Mike Tomlin later called Ben a liar to the media
Friendly reminder I called Matt Stafford being benched at some point this season
Friendly reminder I called Russell Wilson a top 5 QB before the season
Friendly reminder I called Cam Newton a better QB than Matt Ryan before the season
Friendly reminder I called Tony Romo being injured and the Cowboys missing the playoffs
Who's your daddy /nfl/?
>>Friendly reminder I called Russell Wilson a top 5 QB before the season
The only people who were dumb enough to deny this are faggots who never watch Russell actually play and are asshurt we've been running a train on the league 3 years running now with the #1 defense all three years.
i think if you've ever been injured for the majority of the season, you shouldn't be considered that tough
don coryell completely changed how offenses work in the nfl bud
every modern passing offense system derives at least something from him
Exactly. How many times has that guy been hit? That line is a running blocking line. Wilson is called "the robot" by his teammates because how much he trains and preps.
Stafford just gets his ass beat and broken cause he fucks around too much in the offseason
>Ratbird trips coming out of the woodworks after missing during the whole shit season
Guys, there's still playoffs, for the better teams. Wait till after Feb 2nd so you guys can go on about the Ravens will go back to the Owl and Flaccid being elite.
>Their QB isn't even faster than the Toxins line
I've been here as have most of the Rvanes trips the whole season. I've been in every gamethread I just havent been posting in generals because working more and living with the mrs now
Don't worry Flacco will be healthy in time for our game next year
Carr wasn't. He even has said it.
Stafford..... Come on. He's been a loser his whole career, he's a coach killer, he's averaged over 1 int a game his career. There's gun slingers yes, but gunslingers win games, Stafford doesn't for a reason. Dumbass interceptions
He's playing for the Lions, and one receiver qb combo isn't enough to win tons of games, unless you're brady/Moss or Montana/young/rice. The team around him was shit for the first few years, like how brees is on a shit team now. I'm not saying he's goat or elite, but he is good and fun as hell to watch.
Wanna just order some chicken parms from Dominos?
>to hit some accurate intermediate and deep throws
The Patriots literally did not do that at all last year against them, and it worked because they just gashed the middle of the short field.
the Redskins are the biggest underdogs in the entire bracket and I have them beating the Packers.
The underdog teams with the best chance of getting beyond the divisional are the Steelers and Seahawks.
if russell wilson beats the patriots in the owl this year, will he become the new tom brady?
I was partly joking because the vikings offense has been so conservative this year,
and the patriots game plan worked because of how quick Brady was getting rid of the ball, something Inexperienced quarterbacks don't often do.
It doesn't even matter who wins the Texans vs Chiefs or the Packers vs Redskins. Patriots are gonna beat whoever wins and the Cardinals are going to beat whoever wins. Both teams pretty much have a bye to the conference finals. Redskins, Packers, Texans, and Chiefs all fucking suck.
Post 'em for the WC round. No repeating matchups.
>virtually guaranteed result
>biggest upset alert
>most exciting matchup
>Steelers > Bengals
>Texans vs. Chiefs
>Redskins > Packers
>Seahawks > Vikings
>if russell wilson beats the patriots in the owl this year
stopped reading there, it ain't happening. Senile Pete got outcoached on a noncall for a timeout by BillBeli and beat himself with a shit playcall; they're not going 2-for-3 in three straight years.
>>biggest upset alert
Steelers over Bengals
You know you don't have to go strictly by seedings in determining "underdogs", right? The Steelers are going to be favored over the Bengals.
Nigger lets be honest Steelers, Seahawks and Chiefs are pretty much guaranteed wins
Only truly exciting game will be Redskins vs Packers because It's gonna be a shootout that could swing either way
I could not be less mad if I thought of the Patriots repeating as Super Bowl champions.
>virtually guaranteed result
Bengals blowing it in primetime again against their most bitter foe
Chefs or toxins? Can't decide.
>biggest upset alert
Vikes pulling off a revenge upset
>most exciting matchup
puckers and R******* will be a shootout
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No one wants advice, no one want to be saved. And if normies still hold some faith on their beliefs, they should flee this place. Or It will corrupt their soul.
Every time this type of thread gets posted and people encourage violence, it might happen, if they don't do enough to stop it, it might happen. And if they do nothing at all, it might keep happening.
There's nothing but damnation on this board. And posters in this thread are one smart ass post away from hell.
As far as me, I'm one of the monsters. So I'm damned already.
Old school helmet, for those og fans
This isn't mine, but I still like it
Last meme, have fun /sp/
I'll be back another day
>not drafting a Qb this year
baka desu senpai
they could duke it out for luckiest play, perhaps. Butler's pick was far "greater", since it sealed the victory for the Patriots, whereas Helmet Catch was just the beginning of the GWD.
>it's almost been a year since this game
Where did the time go?
up there with people like ryan nassib for game time experience though
with brady being ageless he's not going to be prepared by the time he needs to be
s m h
keep telling yourself that
Garop won't have any grounds or a worthy curriculum vitae to prove to buyers that he's worth NFL contract money, so Bill will have hamstrung him into resigning with us.
Bill is a fucking genius, literally holy shit.
why's there no fucking info on who the Bucs have or are planning to interview? Every other fucking team there's a report every hour of who they're talking to.
probably becaause the firing was very recent and haven't set up interviews as quickly as the other teams did. makes sense. honestly why did you wait so long to fire him if you were going to do so anyway?
>looking to draft a good QB
although, tee bee aitch, I'm not sure how good he really is considering he gets about 10-15 snaps per year, max.
If you think about it, Steve Young was very lucky that Joe Montana was so injury-prone that Mormon Man got so much experience as a backup and that he was practically elite right out of the gate after Montana left for KC.
or he'll let Jimmy go, some shit team will snap him up, and he'll fail miserably just like Hoyer, Mallett and Cassel
Tore ACL last year in the playoffs against the Panthers
Started this season on the PUP list. Came back against the Cards, injured his hamstring.
Thought he'd be fine after a week, he wasn't. Missed three games and then put on IR.
iirc, he could've possibly returned, it was just going to take too much time and they needed the roster spot (Lynch going out but not put on the IR, and Jimmy getting hurt)
He'll probably re-sign, he hasn't shown enough for other teams to offer him a contract
You can see it in his eyes
>mfw when it happens
>mfw he takes them to the owl his second year
>mfw he becomes the greatest QB in eagles history throwing to jordan matthews
i saw this, but doesn't he like his current job? it seems a lot cushier than coaching us
>Eagles does draft him
>he does take them to the owl in his second year
>mfw he lose the owl
>mfw Eagles fans run him out of town faster than McNabb
You wanna get Redskinned for him? Cause >we can probably do that for you.
Unless it's a banana, pls no bully
>getting your hopes up
mcnabb was there for a while, but that would be bad
i think we've all been humbled by this season and chip enough to not expect too muhc too soon
idk maybe i subconsciously like being let down or something
Gruden has said he's not interested. Howard Eskin as source. That's a stupid ass rumor. Why the fuck would he compete against his brother in the same division
>you need a veteran leadership who's played in these big games and know's what to expect
Yes, let's play the guy who has choked away most of these games
>The Cleveland Browns owner has decided to swing for the fences by turning over the management of team's football operations to Browns legal counsel Sashi Brown and Major League Baseball analytics expert Paul DePodesta.
So fellow Browns fans, who is ready for 2016?
Chefsposting is worse than cancer.
>MFW the 'TEXANS WIN WHAT A COMEBACK" prophecy is fulfilled on Saturday
Jon gruden takes you into the locker room to fuck your bussy with a 4x8 inch dick while kirk watches
"You like that?" kirk says.
It can only get worse the farther they get into the playoffs
imagine a super bowl victory
THE SWAG ATTACK IS BACK JACK
wow that phrase is actually really sexual i never realized that
wouldn't it be a banana if it was jon though
idk what jay's into
oh shit yeah lol
i like how the rasm did npthing at all with those picks too
wouldn't you guys want goff though? or do you think the borwns are gonna pick him
we want Tunsil (not gonna happen), Stanley (likely), or Myles Jack (would be bretty sweet, but probably won't happen). Drafting Goff would just set him up for failure behind this O-Line.
>trades swagman and Torrey Smith to Philly for Bradford and Cooper
>yfw the eagles and raiders make the owl
>yfw the raiders BTFO the eagles
>yfw gruden is traded to the Patriots
>yfw the pats take all the eagles players with them
>yfw the pats become the new eagles
>Teams trying to end 90's playoff loss streaks against the Toxins
Top fucking lel
I'd like Goff, but don't think he's worth an RG3 type deal. The Browns might take him as their newest sacrifice to the QB gods though.
I You think >we're gonna need another tackle when AD comes back? This isn't a god draft for guards.
>yfw the Browns hire Kevin Costner as their next GM
>at cousins wedding rehearsal
I mainly wear hoodies with an extended tee under, I had planned on getting a bomber jacket, but when you were thinking about copping, that just made me go pick one up.
think stanley and tunsil will be gone by your pick senpai
is defense or offense more imperative for you guys rn?
yeah i mean RG3 himself wasn't worth an RG3 type deal lel
it'd be a shame if the browns get him, i feel like he'd do very poorly
is cousins the most alpha QB?
Yes, Stanley or Tunsil (god willing), if drafted, would most likely be put at RT and then moved to LT a couple years later when Staley retires. Trenton Brown has looked solid at RT, so it would be likely that him and AD would battle it out for RT, with the loser getting the RG position.
tl;dr Stanley or Tunsil is the future at LT so one of them is very necessary
>getting married right after becoming a recognized qb
Hope it works out.
>MFW my autism was triggered by that headroom
Yeah but the Redskins have made the playoffs 2 out of 4 years because of that draft. And the Rams still suck. Oops
>is cousins the most alpha QB?
Early 90s Starter jacket....
idk senpai i think there's no way the titans don't take one of them and i think the chargers will take the other
only other player i could see the chargers taking at that spot is ramsey or VH3
pretty /fa/ desu
good taste cousins
>hire J. B. Bernstein
>the Browns get their QB from India
How is the material? H&M jackets are pretty thin and thready sometimes
He said he wants to go to the cowboys and probably never start there either
You cant fix incompetence
Titans will most likely get Tunsil. Stanley though, while he's good, he's not top 3 good. I can't help but feel like the Chargers would get Bosa as a bpl pick or maybe Ramsey instead on account of Weddle being done there and all. (Not sure if I'm right about that, don't follow them much).
he's really that good
one of the best tackles to enter the draft in years, he could be a franchise guy
this draft is actually pretty great for o-line, that and secondary
>yfw jerry signs chip kelly and starts RG3 over romo
>yfw the cowboys go 1-15
It's pretty dope tbqh, I like to layer up. The pics you had posted yesterday, from what site were they?
Man, I love when milfs wear those type of sweaters. Hnng
All rankings are based on this past season and do not take into consideration past accomplishments.
>top 10 QBs
1. Tom Brady
2. Cam Newton (I am ready for the hate. Bring it on fuckers)
3. Carson Palmer
4. Russel Wilson
5. Ben Roethlisburger (would have been top 3 if he stayed healthy probably)
6. Aaron Rodgers
7. Drew Brees (did literally everything for that offense)
8. Blake Bortles
9. Derek Carr
10. Philip Rivers (no help. at all)
>top 10 RBs
1. Adrian Peterson
2. Devontae Freeman
3. Todd Gurly
4. Doug Martin (he's back)
5. Deangelo Williams (really stepped up and surprised me when Bell went down)
6. Chris Ivory
7. Lamar Miller
8. David Johnson (took the starting job and didn't even look back. Ran with it all the way to my top 10 only starting a few games)
9. Matt Forte
10. Latavius Murray (raiders are going to be fucking scary these next few seasons with all these promosing young players. Good time to be a Raiders fan)
>top 10 WRs
1. Antonio Brown
2. Julio Jones
3. Brandon Marshall (Bears fucking HATE themselves right about now I bet)
4. Allen Robinson (Jags are also gonna be scary the next few seasons with all this young talent)
5. DeAndre Hopkins
6. Odell Beckham
7. AJ Green
8. Doug Baldwin
9. Larry Fitzjerald
10. Calvin Johnson
>top 10 TEs
1. Rob Gronkowski
2. Greg Olsen
3. Jordan Reed
4. Gary Barmage
5. Tyler Eifert
6. Delanie Walker
7. Travis Kelce
8. Benjamin Watson
9. Richard Rodgers
10. Jason Witten
stanley probably isn't top 3 good, but there's a large enough gap between him and the next best guys, and SD's line is bad enough that i think they get him
if the browns are smart they go bosa, so maybe the chargers get ramsey to go with verrett
>brees below ben
shiggy diggy doo
>not lowing ben because he went full gunslinger
>People don't consider Julius Thomas a good TE still
Uhh he didn't exactly fall off a fucking cliff like everyone predicted he would in Jacksonville.
12 games 455 yards and 5 TDs is still pretty good for a TE who wasn't able to participate in team drills and missed the entire preseason.
so jon gruden then? idk if i'm ready for him
yeah i have a bad feeling they're going to overreach for one of them and ruin their career
they're just untalented af and not the right spot for anyone to start their QB career rn
no one really cares about TEs outside the top 5-6 tho
>Jim Harbaugh signs as New York Giants hc in record breaking deal
I really thought about adding him but 29 TDs really isn't that great. Rivers also only threw 29 but he had over 600 more yards than Cousins. But the QBs were very close so I wouldn't have a problem if you want to replace someone with him.
Oh ok, well you should be good. Bomber jackets aren't really thick though, unless it's a leather one. It has like, a very light padding, which is why I like for layering.
I prefer olive bombers regardless, probably because I already have so much black in my wardrobe
Was thinking about copping this alpha industries jacket
>tfw if the jets didnt go complete fucking jest in the buffalo games they would have #1 seed
it still hurts
Fitz was the ultimate receiver babby this year, not to mention a top 10 defense and a solid running game to compliment him. This is easily the best team he's ever been on. He shouldn't be anywhere close to top 10.
>49ers interviewed Chip Kelly
Fucking YES. I'm a 49ers fan and this is awesome for these reasons.
1.)Chip Kelly is fucking nuts
2.)He won't have personnel control so his damage will be limited to on the field
3.)If anyone can make Kap work in the NFL it's him
4.)If he fails miserably at least it will be entertaining and both he and Baalke and Kap will all be fired after the season
5.)None of the other candidates are worth as shit
Getting hyped as fuck. Pull the trigger SF!!
Not suspenders famalam
I was just saying yesterday that Olive bombers were goat lol
I want this one but I just got the black one posted above
To your dismay he won't go anywhere
Also will they play the eagles nest year?
If he hires Chip and Chip implodes so horribly that he needs to be fired after one year, Jed York will fire Baalke.
I personally don't think Baalke is that terrible. I don't think he is that good either. He has had some really big misses in high rounds because his ego is fucked but hopefully this draft he will pick some uninjured players.
>mfw too dumb for WEBM
>mfw too dumb for proper sized gifs
>mfw all my highlights are from 2014
leafgreen is objectively the best pokemon game desu
that or HGSS imo
name the eevee after me pls
What's a nuzlocke and why is a pokemon game necessary?
Red/blue is my vote I guess it's the only one I've played and i didnt even ger all pokemon in that, nevee had to attention span
Obv include Riley Cooper the eagles and maybe CHIP Vick desean
>who else is out there?
I admire GMs willing to make ballsy trades or cut players to go after someone.
If I were you're GM, I'd focus on finding a potential trade-for target and doing everything in his power to make something work to get him.
dubs was a bad idea, so im just going to do firered,
nuzlocke is just a run in pokemon where you release pokemon who faint and only catch a few pokes to make it more interesting
I don't really want Cutler or a qb like Kaep/Rg3
Fitz stinks but he's the best stopgap option since he knows the system. I think we'll definitely draft somebody within the next two drafts, unless the Bryce Petty Project turns out to be a success
remember our promise
also you should let the starter be decided by something
only difference is the 20 or so minor pokemon you can only get in one or the other
green is more aesthetic than orangish red tho
trade wilkerson for luck desu
Why not take a shot at Bortles? You have the talented receivers to cover for his deficiencies.
He's young and developing, but currently rotting away on the shithole that is Jacksonville.
Might be worth a try to go after him.
Not even a Patsfag but oh my god, stuffy, fuddy-duddy New Englanders, shut up.
Yeah..it was a hit or miss, I felt it was more cohesive than 2 though. But I like more songs on 2 than 2.5
I want to take all the songs I liked from both and just put them in one album
Yeah man, I finished Gronk looong ago, I also did the Pats Owl ring.
>DOES SOMETHING ON HIS OWN PROPERTY
>NEIGHBORS HAVE THE GALL TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY DEEM IT "UNSIGHTLY"
>“It’s a simple utilitarian structure, but if you had tons of these around the neighborhood, it would significantly detract from the historic quality and aesthetic appearance of the Benefit Street neighborhood,” Tim More, a resident for 45 years, told the Associated Press.
>Other residents agreed. Ray Rickman, who has lived in the neighborhood for 31 years, called the carport a “minor sin,” though he admitted that it can be difficult to get out of the neighborhood in heavy snows. Rickman said there were other solutions. He owns a $40 canvas to protect his car and a neighbor with snow removal equipment. He also suggested that Amendola hire a snow removal service.
>Still, Rickman hopes Amendola stays in the neighborhood, admitting it’s cool to have a celebrity living nearby. He admitted, though, “I think it would be cooler if Tom Brady lived here. I would offer to help him shovel his snow.”
I fucking hate stuck up liberal pieces of shit
>>it would significantly detract from the historic quality and aesthetic appearance of the Benefit Street neighborhood
these are the worst kind of pompous people
it'll be the response I like the most
Make it something /nfl/ related