/cric/

Has the "Thunder are good" meme finally died?

I'm literally in the same suburb that statschink steals house cats from for his family to eat

>>64735392
Gayle can't really be Pepe in that pic since he's the one who was made to feel in the end

>>64735392
reminder that Mel McLaughlin did nothing wrong

>>64735398

They're "literally" going to win this

Reality Christ predicted it

Is Perth the only true 'Australian' city left?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/75694135/controversial-pakistan-paceman-mohammad-amir-cleared-to-enter-new-zealand

Convicted spot-fixer Mohammad Amir cleared to enter NZ with Paki squad.
>i'm not sure this semen-slurping sport is for me lads.

>>64735405
so Scorchers it is then

>>64735408

inb4 noballs

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can we all agree blanderson is the biggest grassbabby in test cricket at the moment

>>64735401
According at my /cric/ "personality map," that's in the Beijing area. How is it?

>>64735403
Gayle doesn't feel shit. He doesn't give a fuck.

He's going to win this defamation case and take CA to the cleaners.

>>64735413
he was bowling with front foot level with the stumps last i saw kek

>>64735398
>blizzard
shit
>kallis
too old
>Watson
Still capable
>Rohrer
underrated
>Russlel
Overrated batsman, good bowler


Without Huss and Khawaja, They just don't have enough batsman

why did the scorchers bother importing blackberry

>>64735415
>grassbabby
>not Dukebabby
>not swingbabby

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>>64735426
GOATderson reporting in

>>64735425
gotta meet those racial quotas mate

>>64735417
That would be pretty memey. He should also lambast Channel 10 for dogging him on national television. Maybe bring up the fact they had three male commentators behind the mike (at least one of whoms initial reaction was to laugh), whilst the token female was giving the casual sideline interview, if we're going to be talking about sexism in sport.

>>64735416
New Lynn is pretty good at this time of the year m8

>this fucking cameraman

>>64735436
nEww Lynn

>Cancer

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at work lads how are >we doing?

Did they get a new Mel that's completely unflirtable?

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-07/court-rules-monkey-cannot-own-selfie-copyright/7074538

That is the latest news folks

>>64735454
Basedcroft and Cuckgar memed >us to 170 and they're 3/50

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>64735481
You may laugh, but this is genuinely a landmark case

>>64735481
Better than another story about Christ Gayle.

>>64735470
Nah, it's a lot easier to kick all of the rowdy niggers out of the league

Here we go, a shitload of runs incoming in this predictable shit.

>>64735454
what a shit time to work
you really must live a pitiful life

>>64735501
kek

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>>64735481

>>64735481
Any news of craig fosters arrest?

>>64735502
>7pm
Could be worse, I used to work night shift in a pub with a 20-hour license

I’ve been giving this some thought for the last few weeks, and tonight in particular it felt properly appropriate, because that anon is right. I can, and have (to the best of my knowledge), been making positive changes in my life to shake off the depression that has been coming and going for the last two years, but how could I ever have made a full positive change if I hadn’t made the most fucking obvious one - stopping coming here.

I am resigning from posting on /cric/. And 4chan, completely. For those who say it’s impossible to leave, ask the people from /mu/ that I left abruptly one day when I had had enough. It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.

In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.

>>64735507
LMAO look at that fuckin monkey

Is it real? Why would it make a face like that?

>>64735516
The “no friends” thing that I’ve been talking about has always been a bit of an exaggeration - there are four friends I’ve had for this whole duration, none of which you have found out about, but at many points they grew distant due to disconnection. At times I didn’t feel comfortable talking to them about my feelings, and with the exception of one who is in my band, I would frequently go months without talking to them. They all had their own girlfriends and own lives and didn’t have time for my shit, so I had no one to vent to. I guess that’s why 4chan is so great, because I could vent to you guys. I will say this right now that some of you know more about my personal life and thoughts than any of those friends, just because I had no fear in telling you guys. When you tell someone who you have a positive relationship with that you’re struggling with depression, they immediately see you totally differently, and the positive relationship could disappear.

I did eventually, in mid-December, tell one of these friends about my depression, a guy who coincidentally is studying mental health as a degree. That was coincidentally the week where everything looked up a bit. You guys may mock me for cheating my way into this job, and you’d be fucking right, but sometimes it’s just what you need. A shitty, undeserved chance to get better. That same day was the one when I asked not one but two girls out, something I had never properly done in my life. Call it cliche but that was just a small gift of the universe to pull me out, and I’m going to try and use it to get out for good. I didn’t deserve that job, but I’m not going to waste it.

>>64735516
>that autofellatio at the end

Knit your socks

>>64735516
Good on you brother.

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>>64735519

>>64735523
I do honestly believe I’m going up in life, to the point in which you guys telling me I’m still depressed has motivated me to make this move, because you’re wrong. Yeah, it’s a cunt move to be ignoring Ivana like this but what I’m hoping is that by the time I get back to uni I’ll be fully better, and I’ll be able to form a less toxic relationship with her. So I need to properly make changes to my life. I’m quitting my shitty music blog and joining a real website. I’m working two jobs, my band is playing shows. I’m going to make more friends and stop being a judgemental cunt. And finally, I’m leaving this place. I love it, and I hate it. But as everyone who comes here knows, it is not a place that a mentally sound person resides. It’s why everyone knows that Reality Christ isn’t real, because if he was actually that great, he wouldn’t be here. Anyone who pretends they are okay whilst posting on 4chan is kidding themselves. And so to be truly okay, I have to let go of this place. It saddens me, because I do enjoy talking about cricket here, but my plan is to get some real friends to talk about cricket with.

I’ve had some great times here, of course, although “great times on 4chan” sounds a bit depressing. I honestly don’t think I’ve had to contain laughter as much as that time we raided /mu/ at 2am, and other classic moments like the reveal that NotGoose was a redditor and 60 all out were classic.

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>>64735528

>>64735530

Statsautist, I know some of the things you’ve said about me. I know that you are afraid of ever meeting me because I will be able to use those things against you. I won’t. You are evidently just as troubled as me, and if you’ve convinced yourself that you aren’t then I really feel bad for you. Same goes for Krazykrezja. You occasionally seem like a cool guy but then I remember that you’re like 27 and on 4chan. Autistic Memespouter, I don’t know who you are. There was a point in which I tried really hard to find out but I’ve stopped caring. I hope you do something worthwhile. Reality Christ, stay based. We all know you’re bullshitting but I seriously admire the effort behind your art, and what fine art it is.

To anyone else from here who wants to keep in contact, you know how to reach me. I will not dox you, no matter who you are. I have the identities of four /cric/ posters who have not been doxxed and they have been completely safe, because I’m not a cunt. Even statscunt and krazykrezja, as much as their revealing would be glorious. I’ll be at most of the Auckland games this year, and am always keen for a pint down at /The Fox/ and a bit of banter. Trinibro and Pak weeb and the britbong posters, you guys are all cool, sorry if us southerners shat everywhere. I hope you guys don’t hate me, but you probably do.

LGTSS

>daniel

>>64735537
And lastly, I’d like to make a confession, which a couple of people have worked out. I know absolutely nothing about cricket. I loved it when I was a kid, to near autistic levels, but from the years of 2006 through to 2014 I did not watch a single game. I decided last year that I should start watching cricket again because my life had become too music-centric, in that everything about my personality had something to do with music. It was originally supposed to be just a side thing, that I just started following it again like normies do with most sports, but after the doxxing I got sucked in. My entire life became cricket because I was lonely and needed conversation and that was all I could get. The Durham meme? The “Daniel knows everything about cricket” shit? Absolute tosh. Even in my exile from the game, I played Cricket Captain for a bit, and Durham was my team, but nothing more than that. I am a true filthy fucking casual, and that’s totally okay. Because having more cricket knowledge is not something you should be proud of. I’m not really proud of the mass of knowledge I’ve gained this year whilst pretending to not be a casual.

Good night.

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>>64735539
>poo-niel

kek, WA's best ever "spinner" is a 45 year old man who just bowled Sydney back into the match

>>64735537
Thanks mate, but it's not bullshit. Just hope you learned something along the way.

>>64735552
>actually watching the game

kek

KEK

>>64735528
This picture never fails to make me laugh

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>>64735516
>>64735523
>>64735530
>>64735537
>>64735542

>>64735542
You're a good lad, Daniel. Good luck. See you on Monday.

>>64735516
>>64735523
>>64735530
>>64735537
>>64735542
you can try lol

>>64735421
>>Russlel
>Overrated batsman

you

>>64735557
>frenchy taking the photo
>the cheeky plumbers crack
>dressing up a monking
>having it spew against a wall
>holding it like its your best m8 at 3 am in the morning during a bender

Whats not to love about it

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I have literally no idea who daniel or statscunt is.

>>64735574
based blanktrip

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>>64735554

>>64735542
I bet you think this is the part where we all cry and tell you how much we miss you?

>>64735516
>>64735523
>>64735530
>>64735537
>>64735542

Daniel, see a good GP who knows their stuff about mental health. It helps, seriously.
Good luck with it

>>64735542
>I know absolutely nothing about cricket.
No shit.

It was flamingly obvious that you are a newcunt fresh off the boat and only came here from 2014.

Don't try to group everybody else in with your "mental illness" shit either.

>>64735574
They're literally just one of us, but for some reason decided they were special enough to have a unique username and identity, and then got butthurt when people gave them shit

>>64735542
TLDR

Blunder

Daniel on suicide watch

Daniel on back in a week watch

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>/cric/ caused daniel to have a nervous meltdown

this

>>64735554
Autism

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>>64735516
>>64735523
>>64735530
>>64735537
>>64735542
These levels of delusional self-importance aren't typical of depression, they're typical of being a failure.

>>64735591
You'd be one of the more emotionally defective posters, for sure.

Looks like my tip was wrong after all.

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>>64735530
>Anyone who pretends they are okay whilst posting on 4chan is kidding themselves

>mfw I'm literally the only normal person on 4chan who just likes to have a bit of fun shitposting with my buddies

>>64735623
shocking mate

please respond daniel

>>64735620
Ok Dr. Phil

zozzle

ZOZZLE

Z O Z Z L E

Z - O - Z - Z - L - E

>>64735574
Either do I, been here 4+ years as well

>>64735629
There's quite a lot. A lot of people like to play up their illnesses your (You)s like thread counter

>>64735629

disgusting tßh, fix yourself

>>64735623
No one actually reads your tips mate, I was going to give you shit regardless

>>64735629
/sp/ is literally one of the most normiest boards blanktrip

Is there any team worse than the Thunder without Hussey and Khawaja to carry all their shitter batsmen?

>>64735516
>>64735523
>>64735530
>>64735537
>>64735542

Cya mate, you were honestly one of the better posters here.

The reason I kept giving you "advice" was because you reminded me so much of myself when I was your age (I'm only two years older than you fyi) but it was always pretty obvious you were going to "make it". Though perhaps I made it worse because it was me who forced the daniel meme (pasta etc) and baited AMS into doxxing you.

I'm also pleased I feature in your "highlights of 4chan" package.

Good luck with "life", daniel.

Out of curiosity, what was the story with you and the job (cheating?), I completely missed that one.

>>64735650
shit lanka without sanga

>>64735650
Kallis was a good player once

>>64735650
hurricanes without Bailey, renegades without finch, the sixers in general

>>64735634
Case in point.

EAT EM ALIVE HOGGY

>>64735650
South Africa without Amla and AB.

>>64735650

/cric/ without Daniel

Good morning /cric/

Will AB be a good captain?

>>64735542
see you next week

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>>64735667

Daniel has been a mid-tier ""persona"" in /cric/ for only a year, and he seriously thinks he's big enough to warrant a 5-post farewell message? Holy shit what a fucking ego.

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>>64735660
We have sigmunt fraud himself right here lads

>>64735537
>Trinibro and Pak weeb and the britbong posters, you guys are all cool
You're not to bad yourself. Good luck lad.

>>64735680
It's not a farewell message, it's a pooicide note.

Somebody should call 111

>>64735669
Yes, but his batting will suffer and he will retire from at least one format

>>64735690
>111
Literally what?

>>64735537
unbelievable daniel, in your """last""" post on 4chan you decide to call based RC fake. despite the fact that he has tried to help you get your shitty """life""" back on track you insult him like this. you're lucky Reality Christ is such a good bloke so he won't BTFO you like you deserve.

you're a terrible person for doing this to the father figure of /cric/, Reality Check. knit your socks lad

>>64735696
its our 911

Daniel before you go here is my karaoke of Welcome to the Jungle for you to listen to. I only had one go at it so please don't be too harsh.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03oWPS24Bc7

>>64735680
He unironically was behind a lot of the Daniel posts too. Once he uploaded a screencap of his Facebook post while still logged in

Anyone else genuinely disappointed trannyiel is gone?

He was one of the better "poosonalities" here

Daniel on listening to linkin park and crying watch

>>64735723
its almost funny that he will be legitimately emotionally effected by this

almost

>>64735706
get off 4chan mate, you have been logged on for hours now

I'm worried about you

>>64735718
Nah not at all. He was just some attention whore.

The original AMS who "doxxed" him was just Daniel having a schizophrenic episode. That's why he can't work out who it is.

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0508 TAUTOKO

>>64735727
I would
Glad I have no profile picture and maximum Facebook security.

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>>64735730

>>64735718
KEK, no he wasn't

All the drama shit was funny, but that was it. He had laughably terrible opinions about cricket and a shit sense of humour.
Say what you will about statscunt, but he knows his stuff and can occasionally be funny. Same goes with goosey and KrazyKrejza

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>>64735730

I'm tipping Perth guys

>>64735730
>>64735749
>>64735738

i-i dont getit

>>64735728
Settle down, he's a millionaire of a tropical paradise, of course someone in that position is going to spend hours a day cultivating his 4chan persona for his dozens of friends

>>64735728
Yeah I'm not going so great mate. The Japanese girl fucked off without even saying anything. Usually I wouldn't care but now I'm feeling a little bit insecure about it. Think I'm starting to lose touch. "literally" just spent the whole day in the house smoking bongs.

>>64735764
>bongs
classless bogan

A real millionaire smokes joints or a vaporizer.

Your poorrative is falling apart.

>>64735764
whatever you do dont type 5 paragraphs saying an extended fair well to everyone you 'know' on an anonymous anime sports cricket general

>>64735764
Doctor I'm having trouble with my bowling action, any tips?

I keep bowling wides and full tosses

>>64735773

Satanism, always Satanism.

Reminder that trannyiel is still here reading responses and is trying his hardest not to reply to anybody

>>64735769
How is a joint classier than a bong? Or have you never seen a bong which wasn't made from an Oak bottle?

>>64735782
Fine, one final reply.

>>64735782
Hey Daniel

>>64735769
I've been smoking joints too but they're just there to keep the high going and something to do. Vaporizers are shit, smoking is already a classes bogan act so no use pretending by using some bullshit contraption.

>>64735770
Not going to happen.

>>64735773
I'm not a cricketer. My guess is you have just have to practice more at hitting a certain line and length.

>>64735792

dont really believe you're GOATiel desu

AMS detected

>>64735792
Elite
Muscular
and
Handsome
Daniel

>>64735795

Dr. Christ I want to go on a holiday basically for the purposes of getting laid

What's the best option. North America? Europe? Asia?

>>64735797
The plan was actually for him to reply with a number.

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what's more dissapointing? a rained out test or a shit t20 where one team is comprehensively PTFO

Lads I'm predicting that AMS will now full-time assume daniels identity and gimmick just like he did with the original AMS

Just like those shapeshifting fuckers off Star Trek

>>64735794

Daniel will soon reply to this post with a number

Christ, that long edit of the Smoth Weetbix ad is a literal autism confession.

I started seriously watching cricket at the same time as Daniel. That Indian tour was GOAT desu.

>>64735822
How do we replenish our kiwi poster stocks?

Should we make threads on other boards to bring them here?

how long till pedo foster makes the news

>>64735837
No, I don't want /b/tards and other underage cunts

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>>64735821
you literally can't be a world class batsman without being on the spectrum

>>64735837
wait till the australia series to be honest
plenty of freshcunts will come for that

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>>64735842

>>64735805
To lose your virginity or just bang as many women as possible. If so do you have a preference to what type of woman?

>>64735852
this.

doin a poo haha. kfc plays with me guts a bit

>tfw no gf

>>64735866
based goosey

>>64735718
Not at all

I'd rather listen to RC sounding like a blown out drug addict on vocaroo repeatedly than ever have to hear about daniel

>>64735872
hi daniel

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>>64735706
>shananananananan knees
Fucking LEGEND, mate.

>>64735857

Yep to lose my virginity. I'm 19 which is getting to that age of no return. I don't have any problems talking to women, I'm just average looking and terrible at flirting which is why it hasn't happened yet but I feel as though I need to actively do something about it now and maybe being put in a different environment will help that.

As for preferences, well I suppose I'm not that attracted to Asians, but then I'm not really in a position where I can be picky can I.

>>64735516
Daniel please don't go.

>>64735896
age of no return doesnt exist family

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how much longer until AM goes too
RC has at max a few months before the feds get him and put him in kerobokan
goosey only has a few more years until the obesity gets him

hard times for cric

>>64735904

I'd say the true age of no return is wizardry, 30.

>>64735755

It's the number for New Zealand's suicide hotline

>>64735896
>19
>age of no return
I might as well kill myself then.

>>64735900
You should tell him your identity, AMS

>>64735923

how old are you?

>>64735537
Thanks for not Doxxing me btw. I honestly thought you would when you found my account.

>>64735896
Dude you can be picky if you want to, being a virgin isn't a big deal. Honestly I wish I was still a virgin so I wouldn't crave sex as much as I do now.

I want to ask you something though, do you live by yourself, with mates or with your parents?

>>64735924
Anyone who isn't a freshcunt knows the memeflag guy's dox, even Daniel worked it out

>>64735930
24...

>>64735923
>>64735904

What I mean is, it's all about perception

I'm 19 and a Law student so even though being a virgin is a bit of a shocker, I can sort of meme it off by saying i was le focussing on le studying.

>>64735941
>I want to ask you something though

parents. Do 19yo's unironically rent flats in the year of our lord 2016? I mean I know it's possible but I'd have to wagecuck alot more and that would be just to pay rent, I wouldn't be saving anything.

Basically I plan to live at home until a I get a full-time job.

>>64735896

Europe is the best place to sleep with girls (in terms of how hot they are and how hard it is)

Asia is the easiest tier (they all want white cock, but it's hard to find really attractive locals)

North america is similar to europe, but some area's it can be hard to find women who aren't either hambeasts or religious nutters.

Of course if you plan on backpacking then none of this really means much, as it should be pretty easy to pickup in hostels

>>64735924
He already knows.

>>64735942
I doubt that tbqh.

kfc

Okay, here's the deal for all the BLOKES sharing the footage of that one time a woman hit on a man on TV and asking where the outrage is (E.g. Sunrise weather presenter Nuala Hafner hitting on the dude on the beach):

Women are subjected to harassment and discrimination almost every day of their lives. From walking to the shops, using public transport, drinking at a bar... just being out in fucking public around men.

Multiply that 'every day' scenario by an average of say, 20 years, and would you agree that it might wear a bit thin? You might even start to feel like a piece of meat, or that you're lesser in some way to men? Simply there to serve men's needs etc...

Then add the fact that they're underpaid when compared to men, beaten and killed weekly by men in domestic partnerships, and a plethora of other examples and scenarios on a daily basis where men exert their dominance over women. So when Chris Gayle is just 'having a bit of a muckaround with Mel', maybe think about the fact that Mel's been subjected to that shit her ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

How do I know? Because I've objectified women as a young male, and so have you (you're fucking lying if you say you haven't).

So you can shove that 'double-standards / selective outrage' shit right up your privileged male arses. Maybe try to add something constructive to the conversation and lead by example, especially if you're raising children. Add to the behavioral change all of us blokes need, rather than sharing this predictable bullshit male response, it's fucking embarrassing.

>>64735957

how did daniel doxx you?

>>64735963
Le Auckland uni hacker squad

last digit is how many threads daniel doesnt post in before coming back

>>64735952

There's nothing wrong with living at home at 19, especially if you are uni full time.

Don't tell girls you are a virgin though, or anyone besides your close mates for that matter. In the year of 2016 people will still judge you, even if unconsciously

>>64735968
>Don't tell girls you are a virgin though, or anyone besides your close mates for that matter. In the year of 2016 people will still judge you, even if unconsciously

Goes without saying. Hence why I'd literally spend thousands on an overseas holiday. Obviously I'd like the trip to be decent as well though.

>>64735963
I talked about something I did, which I also sadly posted on /r/cricket, and he remembered and found the post, and subsequently my account.

>>64735952
I see. Why don't you try to fuck someone from one of your classes?

>>64735968
This is shit advice. Girls "literally" don't give a fuck whether you are a virgin or not. I used to bullshit this all the time when I was 19 and if anything it made me more desirable.

>>64735952
I haven't lived with my parents since I was 16.

>>64735985

The kind of girl you are hoping to pickup at a bar for a one night stand absolutely does care. IF she is anything over a 6/10.

>>64735957
I found it via one of your hobbies. Saying anything more will just tip fucks like Saxon off.

I literally have the dox of half a dozen /cric/ posters who slip up in their privacy. I've forgotten most of them, but I've tracked down a few of the rarer flags around here, by coincidence or whatever

>>64735952
there's no way you're gonna be able to live alone in sydney at that age without being a richcunt or sponging off your parents

>>64735966
nice meme Daniel

>>64735918

Is it finally happening? freshcunts are unironically believing a single word RC spouts on here? His *ahem* Machiavellian plot is coming to fruition.

>>64735995
Bullshit. I've slept with plenty of 8s when I was younger, and they were like "are you a virgin?" to which I would bullshit 'yes' and then they would be like me toooo xD. Which I could tell sometimes they were, sometimes they weren't given how red my bedsheets were the next day.

>>64735980

You're right, I should try. The reason I haven't is because I'm naturally introverted and frankly asking girls out scares me a bit shitless.

Which is why I want to do the trip because I think it would make it a bit easier. I'm now guessing but I imagine girls are 'easier' when they're on holidays because they don't have their friends with them to judge them. And when/if I get rejected, I can basically just fuck off aswell so I don't have to deal with the awkwardness.

pepe

>>64736000
Which hobby? Also, assuming this is true, what account did you find?

>>64736017
Photography, and I can't remember tbqh

>>64736024
Believable enough. As long as you're not posting it here I don't really care.

>>64736035
Don't worry lad, I just do it to pass the time rather than to expose someone

>>64736011
It's much easier when girls are going on tour in Australia.

Like when I was in Central Coast I used to sleep with plenty of the trogs on holiday in the area as a teenager. Easy as fuck.

>>64736049

yeah I just have no idea how to actually do that tho

where to go/what to do etc

Any karaoke requests?

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who else looking forward to the aus/nz tour

only matchup with both teams consistently posting in cric
should be a decent challenge compared to the roads in aus
not even that far away tbqh

>>64736052
Where exactly do you live? It's far easier if you live in a surfing town, I had a pretty lucky childhood looking back on it. Would have hated growing up in Sydney or Melbourne.

>>64736053
daryl braithwaite

>>64736055

literally furious they replaced a Test with meme shit

>>64736060

Sydney

>>64736055
So long as they drop Burns it should be a good tour to wash the horrible aftertaste of this ""series"" out of my mouth

>>64736052

find a mate who is fun to be around and isn't a sperg around girls. then just go out and approach them at bars where singles hang

It's a volume game mate, the more times you strike up a convo with some girls the better chance you have. If you get rejected 10 times then nail it on the 11th, you've still done better then the dudes who just sit in the corner all night hoping a girl approaches them

fuck just smashed my bong and out of papers. Looks like I have to resort to the old cannies while my pembantu goes out and buys some a bottle.

>>64736065
be happy there are any tests lad, some of the chappell/hadlee series in future are solely ODI's

>>64736063
You know I can't go that high mate.

>>64736052
Go out with some mates have fun and then hit on some girls, if you're having fun you'll be more confident and it'll probably just happen naturally

Hey guys, I had a wank after the T20 match and still had this tab open when I was done and there's been 50 new posts. Is there any cricket going on, or are you all just crying over Daniel's suicide?

>>64736074
If you're rich, why don't you do coke?

having a silverside sandwich

>>64736100
yes

>>64736104
I did a lot in China, it's just harder to acquire here.

the Bingo Fuel mission in Arma 3 is such bullshit omg

>>64736110
whats chinese coke like? i hear australian coke is different from american...

>>64736089
>>64736073

cheers lads

appreciate the willingness to help. Trannyiel quitting this joint unironically made me realise I'm wasting my youth. I mean I don't see a need to stop posting here like he is, it's a good time-killer and frankly he seems rather insecure about it, but its a valuable wake-up call because I need to sort some shit out.

>>64736122
Australian coke is shit, literally just do meth if you're gonna do that

American coke ranges for cut af to really pure, depending on who you know and what you're paying. I don't know much about Chinese coke, so let's see if RC is talking shit

>>64736011
ok
plan of action friendo.

join as many social clubs and societies at your uni and attempt to be intoxicated around intoxicated attractive women.
eventually there will come an opportunity where the problem will solve itself.

just socialize.
meet people who like the things you like or even are just doing the same units or course as you and eventually you will make female friends.
Female friends with common interests + alcohol or desu almost anything will eventually lead to someone who's willing to fuck you and who's going to let it on so obviously that even virgin you picks it up.

>>64736138
>just socialize.

literally the problem of my "life", kek

but yeah you're completely right

>>64736147
o week is rolling around.
perfect opportunity to act like a freshcunt without being completely socially shunned.
if you go to a decent uni there should be plenty of clubs to choose from to at least have a go.

>>64736138

Not above virgin but I've managed to retain my virginity throughout uni to my current state at 22. I have been overseas a bunch of times including exchange. I'm not a total sperg, having managed to land a corporate job and spent a year teaching at uni. I'm not a fat cunt either. I have literally run out of new girls within 20km on tinder and landed 2 matches, neither of which went anywhere.

Should I just kill myself lads?

>>64736176
HOOKERS
O
O
K
E
R
S

>>64736176
tinder really isnt for virgins.
even if your desperate to get the monkey off your back your not going to really be able to catch anything with the timid deer attitude a virgin has and the lack of experience.

if you believe that your not unattractive then thats at least some confidence to work with. the onus isnt entirely on you to flirt and try and sexually engage women but you need to have some sort of platform. female friends are essential, especially for someone looking to get off the duck. then you just have to try and socialise as much as possible to give yourself the best chance of maintaining interest and gaining experience flirting and hopefully converting friends to girlfriends.

>attractive but socially retarded
How do I learn? I have a heap of friends, but I'm inept at conversation. Probably just a boring cunt.

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>tfw the BBL ladder puts more weight on NRR over number of losses

>>64736274
Practice makes perfect lad, just do it until it feels comfortable. Start on the internet if it's too hard to do in person

>>64736304

poobart fan detected

>>64736319

Strokers actually, Perth are on top now, and it's shitting me.

Fuck I hate the Scorchers.

>>64736274
this was me a few years ago

get drunk

it worked but now I'm an alcoholic

dear Dr R. Check

I'm unironically considering studying under you as your disciple. How can I contact you outside of 4chan? Message you on Bigfooty?

>>64736497
you can do that or forward all enquiries here: [email protected]

What is it exactly you want to achieve? Women or money, because that's all I'm really good at. I don't know if I can make you at peace with the world.

What is your favourite reality check story lads?

Mines either
>I stared down Ponting then had a go at him
or
>I sold my soul to the devil for good fortune

>>64736538
not him but can you make my cock bigger pls?

>>64736667
Easily Ponting and Llyod.

Those two were my heroes as a kid, and I feel so blessed to share a board with someone who has demonstrated their superiority over those two greats

>>64735706
Loved it mate! Good stuff

>>64736679
Kys saxshit

>>64736538
I want a fucking fish tank

Gatecuck and Turnknjaydee opinions aside, what kind of future do you lads see out of Paris?
The lad's only 23 and has two first class games to his name, but is already an unironic inclusion into the ODI squad.

It's genuinely impressive tbqh, although I'm yet to see him actually play

KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch

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>/cric/ will NEVER have a cool mascot like /bundes/ does
ygsiu

>>64736667

I'm personally glad he shared with us the fact he came up with the Rhonda/Ketut AAMI campaign at a company that he was able to rise through with his undeniable sexual chemistry despite Ogilvy management, at the time being comprised almost entirely of men, despite Reality Christ's statements to the contrary.

>falling for the 'saving money' meme

Inflation eats them right up. Best enjoy your resources as soon as you get them. Money is literally useless unless you exchange it for something.
>some people have hundreds of hours worth of hard labor placed in a bank account where it loses value every day
Horrible. Buy that treadmill you've been meaning to get so you can lose fat while you watch Breaking Bad. Go visit Rome. Get a third monitor.

>>64736667
Street racing in Indonesia

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>>64737151

Morning lads

Been up all night.

Wonder if I should try and stay awake the whole day now and go to sleep at like 8pm.

>>64735537
>Trinibro and Pak weeb and the britbong posters, you guys are all cool

Th-Thanks

see you next week

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Getting this haircut today, lads.

>>64739284
gay

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>>64737151

>Ausincests

>>64739162

stay awake, itll fuck your sleeping pattern otherwise

>he's really gone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZVdWoz6cX0

>>64741032
nice try Daniel

>>64741032
>>64741068

stop talking to yourself, AMS

>>64741068
heartless bastard

http://strawpoll.me/6476354
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>le there is only one kiwi poster man xD

>>64741118
You aren't a kiwi

>I woke up and he wasn't there
>he's gone
>he's really gone
ALLLL BY MYSE-EE-YELF

>>64741129
not stastslant desu, the weak memery prob fooled you

>>64741147
Ahhh, carry on

>>64741134

what do you actually do for a living, statscunt? I assumed you went to uni with dan

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35254155

...

>>64741516
at least he died happy

>>64741548
I'd be fucking miserable if I lived in Afghanistan

>>64741305
I help to sell da China noodle in my mum China noodle shop. In da beijing.

How many kiwis are there now?

>>64741806
stats, am, 3rd and there's a few irregulars

>>64741830
pretty sparse.

>>64741859
just tone down the autism for a few threads and we can get some more poosters into our poomunity with this >>64736055 tour

>>64741892
Autism isn't really my specialty. That'd be Stastchink (esoecially) and A. Memespouter.

>>64741912

based 3rd Kiwi

>>64741892
Yeah, and really looking forward to some quality
>poo peeland on pooicide watch poo peeland ltd.
from you fucking retards.

>>64741516
>"People" want to give this ""country"" Test status

>>64741980
just don't act like faggots and try and make every kiwi a pseudo trip again, and actually talk about cricket

>>64741980

you seem to be in a particularly bad mood this morning, statsfriend

Are you, dare I say it, upset that your jousting buddy Dan is gone?

>>64742008
Again, not really my thing, mate.
And I'm also pretty sure I'll act fucking way I want.
>>64742026
I think he offed himself.

>>64742008
>act like faggots
>pseudo tripping
>this flag
>these comments
Who are krazykekja, reality cunt, gatefaggot, walkbro, obesitygoose and all those other washed-up homo trips and pseudos? What is poo-spamming? Tranny-spamming anyone? FTFY

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looking forward to some pyjama cricket with the indians

stats are you gonna watch this

>>64742203
I'm certainly not. At all.

>>64742203
I'm not

>>64742203
So your top dogs are a poo/Holly-spamming autist, a sad proxy liar, some washed-up closet homo tranny-spammer and a guy from leddit? FTFY

>>64742150

January is pretty bleak desu

Just the ODI's and the rest of the BBL

I'd unironically rather the ODI's were cancelled so the BBL could be full strength. I literally care 10x more about the BBL winner than the winner of that pointless ODI series.

I know that the last two BBL winners were Perth and the Sixers won it before that. I have literally no idea who Australia played in ODI cricket before the CWC last year, or the year before that etc

February is NZ tour, that will be nice,

March is world Wallop20, that will be memey. Hopefully it will be the CWC-lite with lots of different flags.

I fucking hate the IPL because it stops international cricket for 2 months. Say what you want about the BBL, but atleast it isn't literally killing Test cricket.

>>64742221
>>64742242

t. AMS

In all seriousness, can we all make a concerted effort to stop responding to WA posters? They're 10x worse than the Peewis because they've latched onto a few gimmicks (Voges GOAT, ABNSW, shilling crap like Paris and Agar etc) that they think are absolutely hilarious and spam for (you)'s

>hes says, blatantly fishing for (You)s

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at least they talk about the cricket unlike rc or am

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is he, dare I say it, elite?

*farts*

>>64742203
kys fatt

When will the Paris meme end lads?

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kek who's got the other faces of /cric/?

>>64743416
>scale goes from "Hmmm.." to "Godlike"
>people bragging about being hot don't realise that it's literally "slightly above average" and that ok is "unfuckable".

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>based as fuck Ajay

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Nice.

>>64743469
>implying Ajay isn't the godlike son of Ganesha

>>64735516
kek

KEK

K E K

See you on Sunday, Daniel

Love, statscunt

He bowls to the left
He bowls to the right
That's Mitchell Johnson
His bowling is shite.

/cric/ on bored as fuck watch

>>64743568
kys statsvomit

>297 posts
>5 posters
/cric/ on ded "poomunity" watch

>>64743820
Proof that all kiwis are one guy
What is your endgame?

Watching replays of the test. Barely anybody in the crowd.

Testlets on suicide watch.

>>64743872
His endgame is to parrot monotonous Australian shitposting until someone finally tracks him down and beats him to death.

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>>64744004

http://www.angermanagement.org.nz/contact-us

>>64744034
haha yeah brilliant stuff well done

turd kiwi on suicide watch

NZ on irrelevant watch

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very relevant

>>64743985

there was like 3k

that's a fullhouse in New Zealand

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>Perth Scorchers

bit rude tbqh

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P*rth on suicide watch

>Ausjws

I'm into music a lot but triple J core makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
It's just faux alternative. There's like 3 variations of the same song that different artists copy.

Tipping Strikers in a "close" one.

>>64745167
Yeah, kingsmill is a shit cunt
I don't give a fuck about TK Midza or whatever, stop forcing terrible shit

It's slightly more tolerable on weekends when they have shitter nobodies presenting who bring more variety, but triple J core is horrible

>>64745167
>>64745389
Reminder that JJJ play huge amounts of ozhop to target young tradies

>>64745469
Kek

>>64745469

based

>>64745469
You left out the part where I consistently wreck you and everyone else here.

Tipping reality cunt to become "even more of an insufferable faggot" in 2016.

>>64745669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40xDd7ywl00

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>>64745469

Nice

>>64745773
we have a womens cricket team?

>>64745669
>salty tripfag
what a suprise

Just woke up lads

>>64744787
>>64745011
these fires creating some /aesthetic/ haze around the metro area

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>>64746061
Good Afternoon Arnold