Convicted spot-fixer Mohammad Amir cleared to enter NZ with Paki squad.
>i'm not sure this semen-slurping sport is for me lads.
can we all agree blanderson is the biggest grassbabby in test cricket at the moment
That would be pretty memey. He should also lambast Channel 10 for dogging him on national television. Maybe bring up the fact they had three male commentators behind the mike (at least one of whoms initial reaction was to laugh), whilst the token female was giving the casual sideline interview, if we're going to be talking about sexism in sport.
I’ve been giving this some thought for the last few weeks, and tonight in particular it felt properly appropriate, because that anon is right. I can, and have (to the best of my knowledge), been making positive changes in my life to shake off the depression that has been coming and going for the last two years, but how could I ever have made a full positive change if I hadn’t made the most fucking obvious one - stopping coming here.
I am resigning from posting on /cric/. And 4chan, completely. For those who say it’s impossible to leave, ask the people from /mu/ that I left abruptly one day when I had had enough. It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.
In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.
The “no friends” thing that I’ve been talking about has always been a bit of an exaggeration - there are four friends I’ve had for this whole duration, none of which you have found out about, but at many points they grew distant due to disconnection. At times I didn’t feel comfortable talking to them about my feelings, and with the exception of one who is in my band, I would frequently go months without talking to them. They all had their own girlfriends and own lives and didn’t have time for my shit, so I had no one to vent to. I guess that’s why 4chan is so great, because I could vent to you guys. I will say this right now that some of you know more about my personal life and thoughts than any of those friends, just because I had no fear in telling you guys. When you tell someone who you have a positive relationship with that you’re struggling with depression, they immediately see you totally differently, and the positive relationship could disappear.
I did eventually, in mid-December, tell one of these friends about my depression, a guy who coincidentally is studying mental health as a degree. That was coincidentally the week where everything looked up a bit. You guys may mock me for cheating my way into this job, and you’d be fucking right, but sometimes it’s just what you need. A shitty, undeserved chance to get better. That same day was the one when I asked not one but two girls out, something I had never properly done in my life. Call it cliche but that was just a small gift of the universe to pull me out, and I’m going to try and use it to get out for good. I didn’t deserve that job, but I’m not going to waste it.
I do honestly believe I’m going up in life, to the point in which you guys telling me I’m still depressed has motivated me to make this move, because you’re wrong. Yeah, it’s a cunt move to be ignoring Ivana like this but what I’m hoping is that by the time I get back to uni I’ll be fully better, and I’ll be able to form a less toxic relationship with her. So I need to properly make changes to my life. I’m quitting my shitty music blog and joining a real website. I’m working two jobs, my band is playing shows. I’m going to make more friends and stop being a judgemental cunt. And finally, I’m leaving this place. I love it, and I hate it. But as everyone who comes here knows, it is not a place that a mentally sound person resides. It’s why everyone knows that Reality Christ isn’t real, because if he was actually that great, he wouldn’t be here. Anyone who pretends they are okay whilst posting on 4chan is kidding themselves. And so to be truly okay, I have to let go of this place. It saddens me, because I do enjoy talking about cricket here, but my plan is to get some real friends to talk about cricket with.
I’ve had some great times here, of course, although “great times on 4chan” sounds a bit depressing. I honestly don’t think I’ve had to contain laughter as much as that time we raided /mu/ at 2am, and other classic moments like the reveal that NotGoose was a redditor and 60 all out were classic.
Statsautist, I know some of the things you’ve said about me. I know that you are afraid of ever meeting me because I will be able to use those things against you. I won’t. You are evidently just as troubled as me, and if you’ve convinced yourself that you aren’t then I really feel bad for you. Same goes for Krazykrezja. You occasionally seem like a cool guy but then I remember that you’re like 27 and on 4chan. Autistic Memespouter, I don’t know who you are. There was a point in which I tried really hard to find out but I’ve stopped caring. I hope you do something worthwhile. Reality Christ, stay based. We all know you’re bullshitting but I seriously admire the effort behind your art, and what fine art it is.
To anyone else from here who wants to keep in contact, you know how to reach me. I will not dox you, no matter who you are. I have the identities of four /cric/ posters who have not been doxxed and they have been completely safe, because I’m not a cunt. Even statscunt and krazykrezja, as much as their revealing would be glorious. I’ll be at most of the Auckland games this year, and am always keen for a pint down at /The Fox/ and a bit of banter. Trinibro and Pak weeb and the britbong posters, you guys are all cool, sorry if us southerners shat everywhere. I hope you guys don’t hate me, but you probably do.
And lastly, I’d like to make a confession, which a couple of people have worked out. I know absolutely nothing about cricket. I loved it when I was a kid, to near autistic levels, but from the years of 2006 through to 2014 I did not watch a single game. I decided last year that I should start watching cricket again because my life had become too music-centric, in that everything about my personality had something to do with music. It was originally supposed to be just a side thing, that I just started following it again like normies do with most sports, but after the doxxing I got sucked in. My entire life became cricket because I was lonely and needed conversation and that was all I could get. The Durham meme? The “Daniel knows everything about cricket” shit? Absolute tosh. Even in my exile from the game, I played Cricket Captain for a bit, and Durham was my team, but nothing more than that. I am a true filthy fucking casual, and that’s totally okay. Because having more cricket knowledge is not something you should be proud of. I’m not really proud of the mass of knowledge I’ve gained this year whilst pretending to not be a casual.
>frenchy taking the photo
>the cheeky plumbers crack
>dressing up a monking
>having it spew against a wall
>holding it like its your best m8 at 3 am in the morning during a bender
Whats not to love about it
I have literally no idea who daniel or statscunt is.
>I know absolutely nothing about cricket.
It was flamingly obvious that you are a newcunt fresh off the boat and only came here from 2014.
Don't try to group everybody else in with your "mental illness" shit either.
These levels of delusional self-importance aren't typical of depression, they're typical of being a failure.
>Anyone who pretends they are okay whilst posting on 4chan is kidding themselves
>mfw I'm literally the only normal person on 4chan who just likes to have a bit of fun shitposting with my buddies
Cya mate, you were honestly one of the better posters here.
The reason I kept giving you "advice" was because you reminded me so much of myself when I was your age (I'm only two years older than you fyi) but it was always pretty obvious you were going to "make it". Though perhaps I made it worse because it was me who forced the daniel meme (pasta etc) and baited AMS into doxxing you.
I'm also pleased I feature in your "highlights of 4chan" package.
Good luck with "life", daniel.
Out of curiosity, what was the story with you and the job (cheating?), I completely missed that one.
We have sigmunt fraud himself right here lads
unbelievable daniel, in your """last""" post on 4chan you decide to call based RC fake. despite the fact that he has tried to help you get your shitty """life""" back on track you insult him like this. you're lucky Reality Christ is such a good bloke so he won't BTFO you like you deserve.
you're a terrible person for doing this to the father figure of /cric/, Reality Check. knit your socks lad
Daniel before you go here is my karaoke of Welcome to the Jungle for you to listen to. I only had one go at it so please don't be too harsh.
KEK, no he wasn't
All the drama shit was funny, but that was it. He had laughably terrible opinions about cricket and a shit sense of humour.
Say what you will about statscunt, but he knows his stuff and can occasionally be funny. Same goes with goosey and KrazyKrejza
Yeah I'm not going so great mate. The Japanese girl fucked off without even saying anything. Usually I wouldn't care but now I'm feeling a little bit insecure about it. Think I'm starting to lose touch. "literally" just spent the whole day in the house smoking bongs.
I've been smoking joints too but they're just there to keep the high going and something to do. Vaporizers are shit, smoking is already a classes bogan act so no use pretending by using some bullshit contraption.
Not going to happen.
I'm not a cricketer. My guess is you have just have to practice more at hitting a certain line and length.
what's more dissapointing? a rained out test or a shit t20 where one team is comprehensively PTFO
Lads I'm predicting that AMS will now full-time assume daniels identity and gimmick just like he did with the original AMS
Just like those shapeshifting fuckers off Star Trek
Daniel will soon reply to this post with a number
you literally can't be a world class batsman without being on the spectrum
Fucking LEGEND, mate.
Yep to lose my virginity. I'm 19 which is getting to that age of no return. I don't have any problems talking to women, I'm just average looking and terrible at flirting which is why it hasn't happened yet but I feel as though I need to actively do something about it now and maybe being put in a different environment will help that.
As for preferences, well I suppose I'm not that attracted to Asians, but then I'm not really in a position where I can be picky can I.
how much longer until AM goes too
RC has at max a few months before the feds get him and put him in kerobokan
goosey only has a few more years until the obesity gets him
hard times for cric
Dude you can be picky if you want to, being a virgin isn't a big deal. Honestly I wish I was still a virgin so I wouldn't crave sex as much as I do now.
I want to ask you something though, do you live by yourself, with mates or with your parents?
What I mean is, it's all about perception
I'm 19 and a Law student so even though being a virgin is a bit of a shocker, I can sort of meme it off by saying i was le focussing on le studying.
>I want to ask you something though
parents. Do 19yo's unironically rent flats in the year of our lord 2016? I mean I know it's possible but I'd have to wagecuck alot more and that would be just to pay rent, I wouldn't be saving anything.
Basically I plan to live at home until a I get a full-time job.
Europe is the best place to sleep with girls (in terms of how hot they are and how hard it is)
Asia is the easiest tier (they all want white cock, but it's hard to find really attractive locals)
North america is similar to europe, but some area's it can be hard to find women who aren't either hambeasts or religious nutters.
Of course if you plan on backpacking then none of this really means much, as it should be pretty easy to pickup in hostels
Okay, here's the deal for all the BLOKES sharing the footage of that one time a woman hit on a man on TV and asking where the outrage is (E.g. Sunrise weather presenter Nuala Hafner hitting on the dude on the beach):
Women are subjected to harassment and discrimination almost every day of their lives. From walking to the shops, using public transport, drinking at a bar... just being out in fucking public around men.
Multiply that 'every day' scenario by an average of say, 20 years, and would you agree that it might wear a bit thin? You might even start to feel like a piece of meat, or that you're lesser in some way to men? Simply there to serve men's needs etc...
Then add the fact that they're underpaid when compared to men, beaten and killed weekly by men in domestic partnerships, and a plethora of other examples and scenarios on a daily basis where men exert their dominance over women. So when Chris Gayle is just 'having a bit of a muckaround with Mel', maybe think about the fact that Mel's been subjected to that shit her ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.
How do I know? Because I've objectified women as a young male, and so have you (you're fucking lying if you say you haven't).
So you can shove that 'double-standards / selective outrage' shit right up your privileged male arses. Maybe try to add something constructive to the conversation and lead by example, especially if you're raising children. Add to the behavioral change all of us blokes need, rather than sharing this predictable bullshit male response, it's fucking embarrassing.
There's nothing wrong with living at home at 19, especially if you are uni full time.
Don't tell girls you are a virgin though, or anyone besides your close mates for that matter. In the year of 2016 people will still judge you, even if unconsciously
>Don't tell girls you are a virgin though, or anyone besides your close mates for that matter. In the year of 2016 people will still judge you, even if unconsciously
Goes without saying. Hence why I'd literally spend thousands on an overseas holiday. Obviously I'd like the trip to be decent as well though.
This is shit advice. Girls "literally" don't give a fuck whether you are a virgin or not. I used to bullshit this all the time when I was 19 and if anything it made me more desirable.
I found it via one of your hobbies. Saying anything more will just tip fucks like Saxon off.
I literally have the dox of half a dozen /cric/ posters who slip up in their privacy. I've forgotten most of them, but I've tracked down a few of the rarer flags around here, by coincidence or whatever
Bullshit. I've slept with plenty of 8s when I was younger, and they were like "are you a virgin?" to which I would bullshit 'yes' and then they would be like me toooo xD. Which I could tell sometimes they were, sometimes they weren't given how red my bedsheets were the next day.
You're right, I should try. The reason I haven't is because I'm naturally introverted and frankly asking girls out scares me a bit shitless.
Which is why I want to do the trip because I think it would make it a bit easier. I'm now guessing but I imagine girls are 'easier' when they're on holidays because they don't have their friends with them to judge them. And when/if I get rejected, I can basically just fuck off aswell so I don't have to deal with the awkwardness.
It's much easier when girls are going on tour in Australia.
Like when I was in Central Coast I used to sleep with plenty of the trogs on holiday in the area as a teenager. Easy as fuck.
who else looking forward to the aus/nz tour
only matchup with both teams consistently posting in cric
should be a decent challenge compared to the roads in aus
not even that far away tbqh
Where exactly do you live? It's far easier if you live in a surfing town, I had a pretty lucky childhood looking back on it. Would have hated growing up in Sydney or Melbourne.
find a mate who is fun to be around and isn't a sperg around girls. then just go out and approach them at bars where singles hang
It's a volume game mate, the more times you strike up a convo with some girls the better chance you have. If you get rejected 10 times then nail it on the 11th, you've still done better then the dudes who just sit in the corner all night hoping a girl approaches them
Hey guys, I had a wank after the T20 match and still had this tab open when I was done and there's been 50 new posts. Is there any cricket going on, or are you all just crying over Daniel's suicide?
appreciate the willingness to help. Trannyiel quitting this joint unironically made me realise I'm wasting my youth. I mean I don't see a need to stop posting here like he is, it's a good time-killer and frankly he seems rather insecure about it, but its a valuable wake-up call because I need to sort some shit out.
Australian coke is shit, literally just do meth if you're gonna do that
American coke ranges for cut af to really pure, depending on who you know and what you're paying. I don't know much about Chinese coke, so let's see if RC is talking shit
plan of action friendo.
join as many social clubs and societies at your uni and attempt to be intoxicated around intoxicated attractive women.
eventually there will come an opportunity where the problem will solve itself.
meet people who like the things you like or even are just doing the same units or course as you and eventually you will make female friends.
Female friends with common interests + alcohol or desu almost anything will eventually lead to someone who's willing to fuck you and who's going to let it on so obviously that even virgin you picks it up.
o week is rolling around.
perfect opportunity to act like a freshcunt without being completely socially shunned.
if you go to a decent uni there should be plenty of clubs to choose from to at least have a go.
Not above virgin but I've managed to retain my virginity throughout uni to my current state at 22. I have been overseas a bunch of times including exchange. I'm not a total sperg, having managed to land a corporate job and spent a year teaching at uni. I'm not a fat cunt either. I have literally run out of new girls within 20km on tinder and landed 2 matches, neither of which went anywhere.
Should I just kill myself lads?
tinder really isnt for virgins.
even if your desperate to get the monkey off your back your not going to really be able to catch anything with the timid deer attitude a virgin has and the lack of experience.
if you believe that your not unattractive then thats at least some confidence to work with. the onus isnt entirely on you to flirt and try and sexually engage women but you need to have some sort of platform. female friends are essential, especially for someone looking to get off the duck. then you just have to try and socialise as much as possible to give yourself the best chance of maintaining interest and gaining experience flirting and hopefully converting friends to girlfriends.
>tfw the BBL ladder puts more weight on NRR over number of losses
you can do that or forward all enquiries here: email@example.com
What is it exactly you want to achieve? Women or money, because that's all I'm really good at. I don't know if I can make you at peace with the world.
Gatecuck and Turnknjaydee opinions aside, what kind of future do you lads see out of Paris?
The lad's only 23 and has two first class games to his name, but is already an unironic inclusion into the ODI squad.
It's genuinely impressive tbqh, although I'm yet to see him actually play
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>/cric/ will NEVER have a cool mascot like /bundes/ does
I'm personally glad he shared with us the fact he came up with the Rhonda/Ketut AAMI campaign at a company that he was able to rise through with his undeniable sexual chemistry despite Ogilvy management, at the time being comprised almost entirely of men, despite Reality Christ's statements to the contrary.
>falling for the 'saving money' meme
Inflation eats them right up. Best enjoy your resources as soon as you get them. Money is literally useless unless you exchange it for something.
>some people have hundreds of hours worth of hard labor placed in a bank account where it loses value every day
Horrible. Buy that treadmill you've been meaning to get so you can lose fat while you watch Breaking Bad. Go visit Rome. Get a third monitor.
>act like faggots
Who are krazykekja, reality cunt, gatefaggot, walkbro, obesitygoose and all those other washed-up homo trips and pseudos? What is poo-spamming? Tranny-spamming anyone? FTFY
looking forward to some pyjama cricket with the indians
stats are you gonna watch this
January is pretty bleak desu
Just the ODI's and the rest of the BBL
I'd unironically rather the ODI's were cancelled so the BBL could be full strength. I literally care 10x more about the BBL winner than the winner of that pointless ODI series.
I know that the last two BBL winners were Perth and the Sixers won it before that. I have literally no idea who Australia played in ODI cricket before the CWC last year, or the year before that etc
February is NZ tour, that will be nice,
March is world Wallop20, that will be memey. Hopefully it will be the CWC-lite with lots of different flags.
I fucking hate the IPL because it stops international cricket for 2 months. Say what you want about the BBL, but atleast it isn't literally killing Test cricket.
In all seriousness, can we all make a concerted effort to stop responding to WA posters? They're 10x worse than the Peewis because they've latched onto a few gimmicks (Voges GOAT, ABNSW, shilling crap like Paris and Agar etc) that they think are absolutely hilarious and spam for (you)'s
at least they talk about the cricket unlike rc or am
Yeah, kingsmill is a shit cunt
I don't give a fuck about TK Midza or whatever, stop forcing terrible shit
It's slightly more tolerable on weekends when they have shitter nobodies presenting who bring more variety, but triple J core is horrible
>mfw my nigger president is trying to take my guns away and turn this country into Cuckstralia
hold me /cric/
Ended up getting this haircut instead of the one I posted earlier.
ATTENTION AUSISSIES, THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
Chris Gayle has cuck'd the hell out of your """"League"""""" no wonder why the womens game is a bigger draw
I'll be back when IPL starts, peace faggots
>Lee that high
>Taylor that low
>Mel unironically not last
>Junior that low
>Flintoff that high
LE BASED FUNNY ACCENT MAN XDDDDDDDDDDD ;DDDDDDDD
These are the exact same SUPREMELY casual summer of cricket faggots who genuinely rate Michael Holding and Bumble as good commentators because of LE FUNNY VOICE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDD and nothing more.
I used to like Flintoff, but his constant ecstasy like outbursts and over enthusiasm is fucking horrible. He is becoming a self parody just like Bumble and Holding. Voice driven commentators = meme commentators
Statscunt here. It was me, not Daniel who found your account.
Don't worry, I'm not going to doxx you. You seem like a good lad who admittedly is underage, but not a worthless cancerous twat like Saxon who deserves it. Stay in school and restrict your 4chan use. Oh, and delete that account.
Alright lads I'm doing it. Just to prove I'm white I'm adding my face to the faces of /cric/. There have been many brave souls that have gone before me so it's only right that I do it. Please be gentle
He literally is.
I'm happy for him that he's taking some positive action, but that smug holier than thou attitude, holy shit.
He will be back here following the next setback in his life. Hopefully I'm wrong but from what I've seen he doesn't have the mental dexterity to bounce back without a shoulder to cry on, and I'm betting it will be here.
As for me, his leaving is a bit of a wake up call, that I should probably spend less time on here. I mean, I only ever discuss cricket with Daniel and krazykrezja and now that one is gone, I don't see the point in having the same discussion about T20s v Tests or James Anderson every single day. Besides, krazy's on reddit anyways, which objectively has better discussion on all non-political or Joe Burns issues, so I might actually go there. Unironically.
That's not to say I won't be back here - I'll still be here for gamethreads, but posting here every day is definitely having a detrimental effect on me, with the sheer amount of negativity and shitspouting on here. With Daniel gone, there aren't any other Kiwis I can converse with who aren't seething freshcunts jumping on the >LE FUG LE STATSGOOK bandwagon to fit in. I'm not going to pretend like Daniel that I'm better than this place, because I'm not, but I'll definitely look at restricting my presence on here.
I'm sure Daniel is dying to meet me irl and I'm 90% sure I'm not who he thinks I am. I'm not going to go out of my way to meet him, but I see him irl I will probably reveal myself to him. He's a decent lad, and better than 90% of the shitspouters in here, he's just a bit mentally weak to actually take the shit posted in here seriously. I mean, I'm hated far more on here and not once have I ever gotten depressed about it.
>he doesnt think the GOATchers will go back-to-back-to-back
Daniel, if you're reading this, I'm happy for you. But don't ever take this place seriously. If you truly believe this place is for the mentally ill, you'd understand how little worth the opinions of people are on here.
Just make the most of your life, and remember that every single crisis you come across will be one you look back and laugh at in 5 years. This will be true for the majority of the sources of depression you face in your late teens and early 20s. It's good that you opened up to your real friends, you can't build that wall around yourself forever.
Terrific insight into the world of Islam and the "War on Terror" from their perspective. She truly is an inspiring person.
Without doubt the best auto I have read.
It is but at the same time it the region is an absolute shambles.
Unfortunately many of the stereotypes that we have about Islam are grounded in reality in her world because with the Taliban you ofcourse get the most archaic and fundamental interpretation of it and her story is basically the struggle between some sort of liberalism and fundamental Islam.
Politically the entire region is an utter mess. The delineation between Pakistan and Afghanistan is basically a product of the British drawing lines on maps and the consequences of that are a large part of the instability in the region.
Geographically the area is actually quite stunning. I was completely ignorant and assumed the region was basically desert and mountains. It's a very intriguing place.
Pashtuns don't recognise the authority of either state and really the border serves no other function other than limiting where American planes can fly.
Name a more BASED PM than John "GOAT" Howard
Protip: you cannot
>that fucking w/l ratio over that many games
The Pashtuns are the minority in Pakistan and the majority in Afghanistan.
In Pakistan there is a fair bit of ethnic tension between the Pashtuns and the Punjabis (who are the majority of the population) and the Pashtuns have a far greater affinity with the Afghani Pashtuns than they do any other Pakistanis.
But what you need to understand about this region is, and now I'm drawing on more sources than just the book (my Uncle who served over there) is that in this region, they don't really have Western style nationalism.
So no there isn't really a big desire for a Pashtun nation-state. They don't really recognise authority beyond individual towns and sometimes valleys. So while in many cases (especially in the FATA and Kyber provinces) they are in open conflict with the Pakistani government, I wouldn't really say it has a huge deal to do with nationalism. It's more to do with power itself and in the case of the Taliban and its supporters, religion.
Dan, I haven't come on /cric/ in ages - /sp/ for that matter. Convenient timing.
I had that one meme-rage on /rug/, but after that I stopped posting pretty much, just started paying more attention to the games myself. NO /cric/ post since the doxxing and the super rugby final that has been to do with my personna has actually been me. I don't give a fuck about sage
I'll probably add you on FB one day and reveal my identity in the future. Have a nice life, and sorry for doxing you. It was a mistake.
It literally isn't. This is my 2nd post in the thread
Is my first.
I haven't posted on /cric/ since the doxxing and about week after, as said. Or on pooicide about the reverse doxxing (desu I was a little worried for a while, even if I thought the chances were slim).
I regret doing it.
AUSTRALIAN cricket great Ian Chappell has called on Cricket Australia to propose a worldwide contracting ban on Chris Gayle following his controversial sideline interview with Network Ten reporter Mel McLaughlin.
Gayle was fined $10,000 by his BBL side Melbourne Renegades for his on-air mid-match comments to McLaughlin on Monday night. The big-hitting West Indian batsman’s hopes of returning next season could also be all but over, given Cricket Australia (CA) has the power to essentially veto any BBL player contract.
Some CA officials wanted Gayle to be suspended over the interview, during which he told McLaughlin she had beautiful eyes and asked her out for a drink before saying “don’t blush, baby”.
Ex-Australian skipper Chappell said CA needed to send a zero-tolerance message on what he deemed “totally inappropriate” behaviour in a sport trying to gain traction with women.
“I wouldn’t have a problem if Cricket Australia said to the clubs, `he’s never to be contracted again in this country’,” Chappell told AAP in Sydney, where he participated in an Optus SMB Cricket Legends event alongside Tom Moody.
“And I also wouldn’t have a problem if Cricket Australia said to the ICC, `what we’re doing should be worldwide’.
“You’d have to talk to the individual countries then ... but I wouldn’t have a problem if it was tabled at an ICC meeting that Cricket Australia said, `this is what we’re doing and we would recommend that everybody else do the same’.
Fucking senile dumbass.
If Gayle had said something deeply offensive like that insane Zimbabwe player did then a ban would be appropriate. All he did was make an in appropriate, but family friendly comment and carried on with the interview.
YOU BEEN STEALING MY MUGSHOT PICS ON /POL/ LAST NIGHT?
I've been here since 2012
my face belongs on the Mount Rushmore of this poomunity
i love how most teams in the BBL are named after weather.
>australians have nothing to talk about
EXHIBIT A..... /cric/
also, is hashim whatever leaving the SA test captaincy to hoist it on de villiers to hopefully try to get him to not retire after the series?
i remember some ppl saying he might retire after this series vs england and now all of a sudden hey whaddya know >HE CAPTAIN NOW so maybe he sticks around to try and keep them afloat?
or am i just an american who needs to stick to thoughts about burgers, handegg, and saying nothing to upset those big strong australians?
seriously i dont wanna risk pissing off crocodile dundee. he walks on people's heads and knows what a real knife is.
That's entirely possible, but Amla never wanted to be captain and was pressured into it.
Chances are ABDV will retire from ODI games and remain in test and T20 cricket, while leaving du Plessis as the captain of ODIs and T20s.
>he doesn't follow Daniel's facebook music blog page
how do you get a name like faf? did his parents give up and just go with the sound that his mother was making right before she gave birth to him? is it short for faflander or something? how do you end up being named faf?
ok then i think i can roll with "faf" cuz it's hard to be imposing and named francois (it's in the -wah).
also bismarck du plessis sounds like some kind of variant of a pastry... like you're not down with the proper bismark experience so you get yours du plessis to soften the blow....
...you know, like england will be trying to do when they manage to go <250 all out in the first innings of the next test.
>search your feelings you know it be true
if i wanted to be profound and have nobody in my family respect me any more than they already don't i'd just go with my favorite song...
but since at that point i'm already dead and i wanna piss 'em off...
(and i'd made sure i had some big stupid grill in my dead ass mouth whilst i'm undeservedly grinning like paul wall)