Brighton's first ever Premier League game will probably result in a suitable bumming by Pep Guardiola's oil-fuelled bankrolled squad. Can Chris Hughton stop the Etihad schlong from entering his team's anus?
Kick-off at 5:30pm with coverage on BT Sport 1 from 5:00pm.
Homo Albion: Ryan; Bruno, Dunk, Duffy, Suttner; Brown, Propper, Stephens, March; Gross; Hemed.
>Subs: Maenpaa (GK), Huenemeier, Rosenior, Sidwell, Murphy, Knockaert, Murray.
Al-Shittihad: Ederson, Walker, Kompany (c), Otamendi, Stones, Danilo, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, D. Silva, Jesus, Aguero.
>Subs: Bravo, Bernardo, Sterling, Sane, Mangala, Foden, Toure.
hope the gay team loses
>play 3 atb
>no sane on the wing
delet
ryan is a manlet so just shoot at the top corners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jm1RLQ8o_w
>>77598516
didn't that guy lose to Amir Khan?
>>77598549
He did
>>77598516
>leaked
It's becoming more and more apparent that the producers of this fight are trying to keep interest high because people are starting to realize what a dumb gimmick this is, having someone who has never boxed in his life fight a world champion boxer, and ticket sales so far have been subpar
APOLOGIZE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-4784450/Barcelona-sign-Paulinho-Guangzhou-Evergrande.html
>>77598307
He's good.
>>77598307
The quadruple is well and truly on
>>77598307
I understand them.
They sell Neymar and every club values every single one of their players 100m.
Paulinho used to be good at least.
Burnley 3-0 up
First for Kante is the GOAT
Conte OUT
LOL
>Getting dominated by Jack Cork
>A player Swansea didn't want anymore
looks like conte kante get the best out of his players
>le player of the year man
What part of Huddersfield are you lads from?
The Yorkshire part
The field part
I'm from the Milky Hudders part.
>Chelsea 0 - 2 Burnley (Gary Cahill red card)
>Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Huddersfield Town
>Everton 0 - 0 Stoke City
>Southampton 0 - 0 Swansea City
>West Bromwich Albion 1 - 0 AFC Bournemouth
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
is this the year the title returns to Manchester?
is this the memeist season of all time already?
lelsea
How long before he quits?
>>77596761
It would be hilarious if he left considering he's just spunked 70m on Morata
Would feel sorry for him though
>>77596761
Chelsea can't win with that "depth"
The bench is just Caballero and reserve team players.
>>77596761
He should have quit before the start of the season I have no idea why he's even bothering when it's clear the board don't trust him
shoot the limers fans edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KkEDcUiKd4
Event 10, will post results after watching.
O'Rangers bless.
>News
Yellows cheat O'Rangers out of a podium in the Steeplechase
>Savage Speeders are most definitely doping
>people will rate jungle shitters now
Standings.
>>77596120
>7
>the city of qucksilvers
Chelsea are expected to line up as follows:
Courtois; Rudiger, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Azpilicueta, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Boga.
Subs: Caballero, Christensen, Tomori, Kenedy, Scott, Musonda, Morata.
Burnley are expected to line up as follows:
Heaton, Lowton, Tarkowski, Ward, Mee, Cork, Hendrick, Brady, Defour, Gudmundsson, Vokes.
Subs: Pope, Taylor, Barnes, Westwood, Walters, Long, Arfield.
Today's referee is Craig Pawson.
Who the hell is Boga?
>>77595962
Chelsea academy's brave Jeremie Boga
let's go Burnley let's go
Boga time
what the fuck is morata's problem?
>>77595795
He will score off the bench, I guarantee it.
>No lineups
Is this even the match thread?
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>right to left
>Klopp, Klopp's son, Klopp's wife's son
>>77595305
DON'T TALK ABOUT DEFENDING SET PIECES TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
>>77595365
Kek
>everton could realistically win the league
>Everton could realistically win the league
>Everton could realistically win the league
>everton could realistically win the league
Its rainy, miserable and very hilly. Its a true classics day. I hope im not the only one thinking this is by far the best 1 week tour of the season.
Stream: http://tiz-cycling.racing/stream-live/
>>77594965
That's Belgium in August, eh? Kinda reminds me of Belgium in every other month.
>>77595022
Juli and August are the wettest months of the year in the low lands. Temperatures are quite nice though, but if you want to visit the low lands do it in June, thats when its sunny and nice.
>>77595078
July and August are the worst months here in New England. Hot and humid.
I don't envy the riders in these conditions. I hate riding in the rain.
Is Aussie rules football the closest thing to a pure ball game (i.e. the one with the fewest arbitrary rules and limitations, like how UFC is the closest thing to pure combat)?
the sound of the ref blowing his whistle every 2 seconds for a mark drives me up the wall tbqh
Ref makes some bullshit calls. But it's still better than any game with Offside
Its calvinball IRL and its glorious