OFFICIAL BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION v MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD 1

hope the gay team loses

>play 3 atb
>no sane on the wing

delet

ryan is a manlet so just shoot at the top corners

>>77598746
same, I hate man shitty

Will Man City's Muslim owners execute some faggot Brighton fans at half time?

That City bench. Gundo and Mendy still to come. #GLOT

>conceding against 9 men
sean dyche out

>>77598694
Can someone explain to an American why B&H Albion is a gay club?

>>77599164
>Brighton's location has made it a popular destination for tourists, renowned for its diverse communities, quirky shopping areas, large cultural, music and arts scene and its large LGBT population, leading to its reverence as the "unofficial gay capital of the UK".

>>77598694
>Can Chris Hughton stop the Etihad schlong from entering his team's anus?
>implying Brighton wants to stop it

>>77599164
because as a town brighton is full of gays

>>77599164
bosnia & herzegovina albion has the highest amount of gay bars in the uk

>>77599164
Brighton is the gayest area of Britain. Loads of fag nightclubs etc

Last two digits is the score at the end of this game

>>77598694
So , what is this match giving us after arsenal, liverpool, everton and chelsea ? Can it get any better ?

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>>77599164
These guys were voted in there

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>poop guardiolel

>>77599213
realistic

DUDE I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WALKER LEFT TOTTENHAM. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

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>>77599191
>diverse communities, quirky shopping areas, large cultural, music and arts scene and its large LGBT population
wew

>>77599191
Can't wait for Chelsea fans to travel there tbqh.

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>>77599244
b-b-but trippier is better goy

>>77599164
Brighton is full of gays and hippies, it's like San Francisco

>>77599244
(((£)))

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>>77599223

I'm intersex, if you know what I mean.

Seriously though, what the fuck is an 'intersex' person.

Where's the Dutch City Bandwagoner?
He usually shows up for games against relegation fodder

>>77599223
>decent hiv prevention now

is "the best" just too hard to aim for?

>>77598746
M A N G L E R
A
N
G
L
E
R

>>77599283
give him a call

>>77599218
Brighton win 2-0

>>77599218
Man Shitty could lose, but let's be honest here, they'll smash Brighton

Brighton's colors and crest looks comfy

>>77599283
Still on holiday in Morocco

Yo this stadium looks comfy af.

>>77599164

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U

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With the current state of arsenal and chelsea it's time for
>us
To regain our rightful place

>>77599292
didnt mean to reply to >>77598746

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>>77599292
se queda

>>77599274
A legit medical condition where some people are born with partial sets of both sex organs. Co-opted by trannies of course.

who /fried brocolli/ tonight?

>>77599321
please make him go away

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>>77599313
>top comment
>"Αll england people wears women lingerie strings etc fuck off bastard here Greece i fuck many Girls from England hahahahaha Gays"

They literally inventing bumming

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>>77599345
>

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>>77599237
True but that doesn't mean you become a faggot and yes being attracted to trannies makes you a faggot

>>77599315
>aguero and jesus starting
Oh fuck yes, captained De bruyne and started jesus, dis gone be good

>>77599356
absolute degenerate

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>>77599345
Huh?

gerrard's suit > lampard's suit

>>77599315
Aguero is pretty good looking.

>been looking forward to this for weeks
>Get burnt out because every other game has been so good

pls be a boring win

hope yall captains jesus

Fat Ryan is a fraud and I expect him to ship at least 5 goals

Pulis may be the best trainer of all time.

>>77599375
he's the second-worst looking of the atletico five (torres, forlan, aguero, costa, griezmann)

>>77599377
this desu. just a simple shitty win, back to normality

>>77599283
Dutch city poster uses a proxy because you all bullied him :(

>city beats Brighton
>goes to jail for hate crime

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>>77599283

>>77599436
Brighton fans love it. They chant shit like "1-0 to the poofters" when they win

>>77599373

Lampard's Premier League medals > Gerrard's Premi... oh

>>77599324
this, there are more intersex women in the world than there are redheads. But it's a legit condition rather than someone being confused about their identity or gender

Who have a cheeky wank before kick off here?

>>77599380
>not triple captaining de bruyne week 1
If it doesn't work I just pretend I never cared about fantasy

>>77599456
>there are more intersex women in the world than there are redheads
i dunn believe eet

>>77599274
hermaphrodite

>put Ryan in fantasy team cause Australia and save points
Regretting decision lads

>>77599462
nah, just wanked my bf though

who else Brighton here?

>>77599462
bit gay that

>>77599449
>proud to have a prolapsed anus
2prog4me

>>77591968
required viewing for city fans

full song drops tomorrow

>palace
>bburn

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>tfw catalan and watching only because of poop

>>77599489
I play for an all gay Sunday league side

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>>77599283
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77599507
>that fucking neck

>>77599501
Brighton is a meme city

brighton score first and we all make fun of how ridiculous ederson is, then it ends 4-1

>all those defenders
what the fuck pep, I was promised memes

>>77599509
that's hot, you all banging each other?

>>77599504
she hit too much surgery levels a few years ago

>>77599528
Hope they don't win the league

>>77599535
it's only four dude, Walker doesn't count

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>Poop

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will he continue his tradition of scoring on the opening day?

>>77599534
As long as hemed and Jesus are he only ones who score

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>>77599534
this is the most likely outcome

>>77599547
Not much chance there.

>>77599536
No lad. Two guys are bfs tho

yespornplease is a good site.

>>77599535
3 at the back with wing backs and 2 strikers don't worry the memes are coming

>>77598694
Dutch shitty bandwagoner should've made this thread

shall i make popcorn or nah?

>>77599602
>depay

chortle

>>77599559
Who is this white man?

>>77599575
what does it do?


>>77599605
yes

so fed up my pizza arrived 14 minutes early

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>>77599556
Heh

>>77599613
sergio "coon" aguero

>>77599556
anyone got the other pornhub edit with pep

said something with exposed on it

>>77599629
>the look on that coach's face

>>77599608
what happened to depay?

>>77599618
Quite confused really. Having strange feelings after visit that place

>>77599556
Faketaxi is GOAT porn

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Post your face when City get POZZED

Brighton 1-4 City screencap this

>>77599507
You're Spanish, cuck. Want to get called that have your own country.

>>77599283
When city open the scoring expect him to spam >/SP/

>>77599686
Nah, it's 2-0 to gulls
Dubs confirm

>>77599649
bald wet cunt exposed and fucked outdoors

>>77599659
Went to France

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>>77599649

>>77599659
He dieded

>>77599703
good choice my lad.

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>>77599652
:^)

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friendly reminder to not rate this fraud

>This shitty Across The Universe cover

Really fucking sick of it desu

>Subs: Bravo, Bernardo, Sterling, Sane, Mangala, Foden, Toure.

better than Chelsit and Liverpool's first 11 lmao

>>77599713
>>77599716
RIP

Who /seagulls/ here?

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>hey jud

>>77599728
I'd like to see them play the 9 chelsea finished with

>>77599728
>Bravo and Mangala allowed anywhere near the pitch
bit dubious m8

>>77599633
>33
J gonna score

>>77599687
we're on our way to do that, mohammed

>>77599703
I've never been to those sites, are the videos behind a paywall? I've only seen them reposted on the regular tube sites.

>Bernardo left Monaco to be a benchwarmer

>>77599709
>>77599715
nice

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>>77599740
POUND IT, BRO

i don't understand the situation in britain but homosex man should not be allowed to play football, its not a question of wrong or right but it simply does not work, when fights break out they turn into fist fights but with gay man they could very likely turn into rapes, not to mention the problems if a gay player falls in love with his adversary he will play much worse

>hey jude
>seven nation army
>you'll never walk alone
STOP

So if poop doesn't win the league this season can we all admit it will be an absolute utter embarrassment for him?

/sp/ better like city ironically

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*walks to the europa league*

>>77599769
Wtf

>>77599769
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. Kill yourself.

>>77599763
What? Your ass?

>>77599721
lel

What is a Hove? Like in Hove in Brighton & Hove?

>>77599769
Represented like a true idiot, congratulations

>Brighton and Hove Albion
>not Brighton, Hove, and Albion

I've been saying it wrong my whole life.

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wtf this is what gabriel looks like now?

>>77599609
why is this nigger so fucking ugly?

>>77599769
lad we all engage in a bit of homosex over here it ain't no thing

>>77599769
>nerman

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>>77599790
xD

this is the comfiest stadium ive ever seen

>>77599775
How he got away with last season is beyond me. No fucking trophies whatsoever for Oil Money FC.

>>77599802
Bobbys in 20

inb4 Brighton play in their LGBT third kit.

>>77599769
I'm dying

'MON BRIGHTON

>>77599797
Based Adriana

>>77599792
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_and_Hove

BRIGHTON ROCK

>>77599800
looks like robinho lmao

>>77599800
Steroids

>>77599769
This.
Do you remember the classic image of brave Terry Butcher covered in blood but soldiering on? We can't do that anymore because of faggots spreading HIV/AIDS. Fact.

>>77599813
Bravo turned out to be utter shite, Kompany was crocked all season, and the lads couldn't finish. Given this he didn't do too badly.

Absolutely must do better this year.

comfy stadium

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what delights will the memier memegue bring us in this 90 minutes?

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>Danilo on the left

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>>77599811
This is better

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Rate my bets lads

>>77599769
good post

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>>77599841

>>77599869
the GOAT ;_;

Brightons defense sound like names of dwarves

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Joao Puebles

>>77599850
>Already had best squad in league and still won no trophies
Yes, he really did.

literally can't hear the commentator

>is he brown
He is you racist cunts. Get over it.

>>77599866
subhuman/10

>>77599857

Played there in pre-season and did pretty well desu

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>>77599769
>not to mention the problems if a gay player falls in love with his adversary he will play much worse
Would read this manga.

>>77599866
CASH OUT NOW

>>77599869
Too soon

danilo HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHUHHAHAHHAAHHAAUAUAUAHAHAUUAHAHYHAUSUSUAUUAJAUAJAJAJ

>>77599879
>no fullbacks or keeper
>best squad

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Wow, 4CC looks so real this time

City jersey is a beaut. Would look better with navy shorts though

here we FOOKIN go

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>>77599866
>to win from behind
lewd

Is Chris Hughton black?

Is Ross Barkley black?

What is this.

stream's

streams.notahoneypot.me

>>77599895
fuck /lgbt/ gonna beat us again lads

>supporting bugmen

I feel dirty but hate poop and the filthy arabs more

>>77599728
>Foden

Whomst is this? 3rd choice striker?

>>77599850
>Given this he didn't do too badly.
The Bravo thing was 100% Pep's doing, you can't use that as an excuse. Feel similar about the finishing, all those players were doing fine last season he didn't change it that drastically.

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>tfw you're formation is too smart for /sp/

>>77598746
which one?

>>77599895
top zozzle

>>77599869
But he wasn't playing like that. He came back on wearing a bandage the size of a mattress and had three drops of blood on his collar.

ive never watched EPLEL before but watching all the previous results seems like a good day to start

do the faggots have any chance against the rich faggots?

Off to watch the match

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>tfw Wagner to city when POOP gets EXPOSED again.

>>77599926
They're just promoted, noone knows much about how they play.
>Watching the championship if your team isn't in it
shig

>>77599926
always a chance of an upset

expect a big city win though

>>77599922
Who

>>77599931
Wagner has his heart set on the Arsenal job la.

>>77599926
Based on how they played last season; no.

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>>77599946
>not knowing based Adriana Chechik

>>77599926
Literally 0% chance.

City spent more on Walker and Mendy than Brighton did for all players in their entire history.

>>77599911
>>77599921
>when you're praying that /sp/ doesn't make fun of you this season

So where does the City "beautiful football" meme come from?

>jayzoos

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>>77599941
who /swallowed/ here?

bhahaha that agureo air shot

Kun looks ripped

>>77599972
every time

>jesus
Muh dick, didn't recognize silva for a second there

>>77599972
GOAT video, though I wish they got fucked in it.

>dabeed silva's hairline
it's time

wew

he used to do that all the time in brazil

>>77599972
Mike Adriano is the GOAT director.

kek, the spanish commentator says "de bruena" instead of de bruyne

Just give them the title already. You can't compete with this

Venezuela City

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Man, why'd he cut his hair. He looks weird now.

>>77599995
>he's bald
wew didn't recognize him

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>>77599972
Ye

>>77599997
Mia Malkova

whos the bald guy on purple

>>77599926
Yeah it's not like leliga. Brighton have a good chance of winning

>skinhead silva

JUST

david silva used to be qt

>>77599941
nrl//

press F to give dabeed your strength during his chemo

>>77600017
vincet company

>>77600020
>tfw Pep realises he isn't playing Real Sociedad

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Wait, where did silva's hair go?

Bald Silva is fucking wrong.

>>77600015
hi grils,
show vagena
nice bobes

brighton and homo ana look absolutely dire
this will end at least 0-5

>>77600017
that's donald silva, david silva's evil twin

>>77600012
Solidarity with zaba and pep

>>77600012
>the skinhead of southampton

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Why didn't City go in for Danny Simpson?

>>77600038
Conte borrowed it for an urgent transplant an hour ago.

>>77600025
She sold out since becoming too big for MissaX desu

>>77600007
He's right. It's supposed to be something like De Bróina.

>>77599254
>Rentboys going to Brighton

Why? All that's going to happen is the Chelsea fans will come back with a bit more cash

>>77600050
hes shit

If City are going to play this formation all season then surely they're going to need another fullback and centre-back?

Unless Sane and Sterling are going to be converted to wing-backs.

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>>77600012
Why has he justed himself? He looks like that ginger kid from those prank videos now.

Damn it's like City have got three extra players on the pitch.

>dAN(O)ilo

>>77600012
He looks like Wayne Rooney with Peter Crouch's face.

>it's a park the bus against city episode
Boring

>>77600065
pep's bought about six fullbacks lad; they don't need more

>>77600059
>Team of the season and EPL medal winner

He's not world class but he's better than some "highly rated" 9 year old French niggers.

>>77600076
Poor executed

How much money did they spend on those benched players in total?

Brighton are so bad

i hate city but the others are faggots, who do i support?

>>77600078
They'll score eventually, Brighton always let you slip in behind them.

Danilo was bad enough when he played in his natural position.

>>77600095
Arabs or faggots?

>>77600092
About 1,5 pogbas

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>>77599911
I'll remake it better later

>>77600025
I will never not rate

Absolute scenes if City's band of mercs somehow manage to lose this

What are those Brighton lads chanting?

>>77600107
uh i guess faggots just kill themselves with aids in opposition with arabs, so lets go brighton

thx 4 the help lad

>>77600092
Who's on their bench?

>their stadium is called American Express

jesus, how does it feel to be owned by your ex-colony?
it's better to only have shithole ex-colonies, that way they will never own you

>>77600098
he should play that guy who normally plays left back but is injured innit mate

>>77600115
kek nice

>being outsung by away fans
>start chanting "your support is shit"
wut

>>77600124
"your support is fucking shit"

John "Xavi" Stones

>>77600128
at least your shitty ex colonies produce good players for your league

God damn silva is balding

>>77600095
Brighton are going down regardless of what happens today. They could win 4-0 and they're still going to be playing in the Championship next year.

City drawing/losing today would be a massive humiliation. It could maybe even throw off their entire season.

Suck it up and support Brighton today.

>>77600115
kek'd

>>77600115

you did your best.

>>77600136
Brighton elects a green

>>77600124
yor sapaaaahht is fakkin shit

>>77600128
>their stadium is called the Etihad

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>>77600115
breddy gud

>>77600128
But Mexico is way better than Spain.

>>77600092
Bravo £15m
Mangala £32m
Sterling £49m
Bernardo £43m
Sane £42m
Toure £28m
Foden £0

>>77600124
"We're gay, we're glad, but don't tell mum and dad"

>>77600159
Cut me some slack I'm using a trackpad

>>77599972
Based Mike. More sites need to make the girl rim like him.

>>77600168
you have to go back
(usted tienes que volver pinche pendejo)

>>77600168
chi

>>77600170
Foden loaned out in 2 years cap this

>>77600152
he bought a left back senpai

>>77600162
>etihad means united per wikipedia
>city play in united stadium
wew

>>77600173
Another season of poop's pretentiousness.

Something's different about David Silva but i can't really put my finger on it

What's your favourite Brighton chant?

For me it's 'YOU'RE JUST A TOWN FULL OF FAGGOTS"

>>77600170
Thanks la
It's insane

Ah so this is Pep's "entertaining" football?

>>77600196
he's shaved his hair off

brighton are gonna play like this all season regardless of the opposition

i like hughton, but he doesn't half play awful football

>de brownie

>>77600170
>City spent in its bench the equivalent of Poland's GDP

really makes you think

>>77600198
"Does your boyfriend know you're here?"

>>77600191
Only reason City became relevant

>>77600191
>City play with United written across their shirts

>>77600228
pato caca

huh brighton don't have sleeve sponsors

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NANASHI NO STONES

First 100 Liverpool games:

>Brendan Rodgers: 57 wins
>Jurgen Klopp: 50 wins

Hmmmmm.

>>77599703
Need a quick wank lad. Name?

>>77600236
Looks way too American

Why does man city have two sponsors on their kits? Wtf PL about to become south america?

Shit game, im falling asleep

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>>77600240

I guess this start of the season couldn't keep on giving

>>77600198
we can see you holding hands

>tfw have cahill on fantasy squad

who has an extra noose lads

>>77600248
kendra sinclair

>>77600259
>implying PL is English anyway
Nevermind shitty...

>>77600209
>blaming city for being boring against a team that's parking the bus

>>77600220
>Poland GDP: $1.114 trillion (2017)

'no'

>>77600228
CUTE

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>>77600236
Reminder that the Amex is a shit knock off of this masterpiece.

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I wonder how many Chelsea '''fans''' have switched to City.

>>77600198
You're getting aids in the morning

If pep wins the league title with this squad then is he considered a good manager?
Does it feel right?

NO

>>77600279
impressive gdp polebro

what is your main industry?

>>77599759
Yeah, but the idiots post all the descriptions and names for easy torrent searching

>>77600274
I sold cahill for mee lmaooo

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>>77600228
saved for bants

>>77600260

As soon as City score I will watch a movie about a dog who is a spy.

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>>77600280
>doesn't highlight the 6 attacking players nearby

>kanockaert

>>77600301
was watching for izzy

fuck this shit

>bournemouth had 70% possession against west brom
Wonder will peplona top that