Chelsea are expected to line up as follows:
Courtois; Rudiger, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Azpilicueta, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Boga.
Subs: Caballero, Christensen, Tomori, Kenedy, Scott, Musonda, Morata.
Burnley are expected to line up as follows:
Heaton, Lowton, Tarkowski, Ward, Mee, Cork, Hendrick, Brady, Defour, Gudmundsson, Vokes.
Subs: Pope, Taylor, Barnes, Westwood, Walters, Long, Arfield.
Today's referee is Craig Pawson.
Who the hell is Boga?
>>77595962
Chelsea academy's brave Jeremie Boga
let's go Burnley let's go
1-1 incoming
>Subs: Morata
The absolute state of chelshit. Also that midfield, looks weak as fuck without matic
>>77595962
ooga boga
>>77595997
Gonde says it's because he needs more time to adapt, but I'm not quite sure if I believe him
Batshuayi will shine this season
>no morata
what the fuck, is he the new, dare I say it, Fernando Torres?
>>77595997
That's the midfield I wanted all last season desu.
>no azzar
ok nothing to see here
>>77595962
You're gonna get Bogpilled today, son.
Burnley are doing good forcing Tebow to kick it long
>>77596099
Wonder what's going to happen when Bakamemo is back from injury
>>77596093
>>77595997
>>77596064
Doesn't have enough muscle mass for eplel, I assume.
>>77596139
Hope: 433 with the three defenders
Reality: 343 and Fabregas benched
Why people think that matic was crucial to chelsea? He was shit last two seasons
>>77596139
bakamemo is a meme player who will get exposed hard
>>77596178
because he plays DM and hes a big guy
>>77596128
You have no idea.
>>77596178
united fans
>>77596139
>baka
>not having permanently ded knees
Come on ooga Booga you should be running everywhere pressing every one
passing pretty well
Are any Chelsea PL loanees starting today? There's quite a few of them
Most Chelsea players have a weird blur, like you see in those fale-vhs videos
Chelsea looks nice despite the lineup.
>booing new nig
racist desu
>>77596281
all in prem
>>77596281
RLC
Abraham
Zouma
Brown
Palmer
>merse
>azmmmmqueder
Uhm
Haha what
lmfao chelshit btfo
>Cahill
Good one cap'.
ITS HABBENING
Christ.....
Uhmmmmm???
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
wat ?
>red card
Conte suicide when?
What a dirty play. Should get an extra game for trying to break his legs. Typical heavy touch Englishman. Kek
Correct with a red card senpai
So are Chelsea going to get a player sent off for nothing in every game now?
>keihill
What the fuck? a 1 footed challenge like that is a yellow all day long.
Yeah just conveniently ignore the fact that he's being pulled back you twat
CAMPAIGN AGAINST US
This is why I do not rate Cahill, he's an idiot.
>Cahill
Chelshit cunt already exposed, can't wait the meltdown
chavscum will still win unfortunately
>kekhill
STUDS UP
>>77596366
>for nothing
Don't be a mong
>Gayhill
>Chelshit
Looks like the FA have decided that a Manchester team should win the league this year
They should just have referees call the games before the kickoff so we don't waste our times waiting for them to just decide the matches
If that's a red card let's just end the sport right now
BTFO
>Inbredland "defenders"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC7lyUjduHk
LOL Chelsea chimping out like the niggers they are.
WHAT THE FUCK
alonso yellow was not a yellow
cahill red was yellow, studs up, but pulled back
AC time
>knee someone in the bollocks
"IT'S NOT A RED LEAVE ARE GARRY ALONE"
fuck off
>>77596370
>leg break tackle
>only yellow
Yeah, right.
>english defending
Referee needs to remain strong now and not fold to chavscum pressure to try to even the game up
>conte subbing on a defender
No fuck off Conte
this ref is an ABC
Holy shit this fucking ref
Has morata scored yet?
?????????????????????????????
Ffs Cahill you dumbfuck, this was meant to be a comfy match
Every Chelsea foul is a booking every Burnley foul is a ticking off
>CHELSHIT
LMAO there's gonna be a lot of SEETHING foreign flags
This is a fucking disaster
Poor Boga
CHIMPSEA IN RUINS
is this the most comfy match this season lads
We need less english players
no era roja
The Chelsea meltdown is beginning early.
Poor Boga
>cahill ruining Boga's career
F
>>77596435
Why don't you fuck off back to /Arse/ you Paki cunt
NOOOOOO OOGA BOOGA
The sight of a Chelsea imploding is magnificent.
Fuck I feel bad for Boga
But good on Christiansen
>>77596435
I'm having a grand time to be frank, this is better than what I was hoping for when I tuneed in
Feel bad for Boga, this was his chance to impress
Anyway at least the Christensen revolution begins now
At least Christensen will get to play until they inevitably sell him and spend next summer trying to buy a def.
>the city of Boga
WTF CAHILL JUST FUCK MY FANTASY UP F_A_M
That Chelski sub was racist af
chelshit is so used to benefiting from refball that its plastic supporters cry like little children when a normal refereeing decision is made
pathetic
Chelsea is going to get fucked at the start of the season, you can feel the nervousness in the players
Can we win?
>Luiz telling people how to defend
Christensen could have been sent off for walking on the pitch without his teammate leaving before
>>77596488
>normal
>>77596466
Imagine your club captain getting a straight red on your debut, resulting in you missing the best chance of your career to impress your manager
Conte has to calm down the players
That's never a red card. Fucking refs suck in England that would never happen in the MLS or Mexico.
>>77596495
don't give ideas to the ref, he is already working hard on his own
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE FOUL THERE REF?
CLEAR GOAL FOR BURNLEY WRONGLY RULED OUT, FUCK OFF
>>77596488
>normal
Hmmm yes
>>77596435
A paki is a paki, no matter which flag he flies
>>77596482
>wasting 6.5 on a defender during the first gameweeks aka no clean sheets weeks
>conte
>ever calming down
>>77596493
We being Burnley?
Yes
>diving to avoid the goal
So 1 footed challenges are reds now?
Then why didn't Arsenal go down to 10 in the charity shield?
>>77596500
>tfw
Why is it Chelsea is either MISREBALE or Brilliant?
referee already bending over backwards to appease chelsea, no way that goal should have been ruled out
>>77596495
that's yellow
>>77596517
yes. i support Burnley. would be a great start.
>>77596521
no reds in a friendly you baby
>>77596525
Chaos is a ladder
>>77596500
ooga booga where the ball at
Bats save us
It's only Burning, Chelsea are still going to win this.
>>77596521
>every one footed challenge is exactly the same
Kys
>>77596539
Chelsea literally got a red card that game
Referee will bail out chelsea like they did all last season
it's been a while since one of these games
they used to be mostly against QPR
chelsea will get another red
>>77596539
Did you watch the game you nonce
NEW SIGNINGS WHEN
>>77596559
it's only a friendly you baby who cares
Ffs
>>77596521
Ask Pedro
JUST
>>77596564
already did
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHWHHWHWHWHWHHWHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>the west London province of racist fans Chelsea
>CHELSHIT
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
btfo
ogre
the exposure begins
Hahabahahahahahaha
>Chelshit
>you know remember when burnley pushed mouyes over the edge at stamford bridge
will history repeat?
The victim complex in this thread is fucking hilarious, especially when Costa got away with so much for chelshit for years. Such a vermin scumbag club
>vokes
Its happening lads
F
It begins!
Haha I'm kys tonight mass Stamford bridge suicide when
What the hell tebow
What's going on in this thread?
OY VEY
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>that fucked up shot somehow going in
K E K
E
K
>the city of chelski
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't lose your hair over it Antonio.
??????????????????????????????????
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How did Courtois not get that
>>77596599
Fuck off back to bongo bongo land you cunt
Who here /ABCh/?
HAND IT OVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW, THE TROPHY HAND IT OVER NOW
>Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit >Chelshit
"""great""" team you got there chelshit
>>77596601
Underrated
GOAL GOAL GOAL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>CHELSHIT
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Vokes
wtf i love Burnley now!?
>>77596629
I'm fucking baffled
L E L
E
L
GOAAAAAAAAL.
Chelsea without Hazard and Costa look like a midtable team
>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT>CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT
>TFW People unironically thought Conte was a good manager and it wasn't just the fluke of not having European football
KEKSEA
U
C
K
S
E
A
>CHELSSEA
It's our year you cunts
MEMES
E
M
E
S
I'm at a loss for words
Place your bets! What month is Conte getting fired
is it possible to post without using memes?
IF I WAS CONTE I'D SUB ON COSTA
oh wait
Chelsea will still win 3-2
check em
>crystal palace
>>77596682
Please dont do this
Morata isn't shit, sub him in.
>>77596686
September
>>77596662
you mean without costa, hazard, pedro, with 10 men and alonso the only one in the back 5playing in his normal position
>>77596687
'no'
>>77596708
he is
>>77596671
Hope Arsenal win the league this season then if that's all there is to it
Kante has improved a lot in his decision making such a beautiful player
Told you guys throughout the summer that Chelshit is finished. Why didn't you guys believe me?
who /arse/ here?
who /smug/ here?
teehee
>>77596671
Chelsea have yet to play a European game under Conte so I dunno what the fuck your weak argument is all about.
Just give it to one of Manchester clubs. no way they are not winning the title.
>>77596686
Christmas
Who do Chelsea get to replace Conte?
Only good manager free is Tuchel and he wouldn't fit at all
>>77596687
Football is a reddit sport so I wouldn't get your hopes up
Courtois needs to step it up, even fucking Pinto could have saved that
>>77596740
Tuchel is the only manager I'd like to see in Chelsea if Conte was fired
>>77596727
It's one game and it's not even over yet. Hazard, Bakayoko and Pedro are also all out.
time to sell willian. fuck me, he is such an average brazilian showpony dancing monkey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS
>>77596744
>reddit existed before football
WTF IS HUDDERSFIELD DOING?
JUST
Batshuameme is your only hope now
>>77596697
No one believed me when I said it's Huddersfield's year
conte isn't the problem you fucking morons
just look at the state of the bench to see what the problem is
>>77596765
It doesn't have to it still remains the fact that football threads on /sp/ are teeming with redditors
>>77596740
Doesn't matter, not with this squad and Hazard not up to play in the foreseable future
>>77596733
are you retarded?
Chelsea only won the title last year because all the title contenders were too busy with europeans competitions
If >we can get a draw now I'll take it, Christensen starting next week would be nice
>>77596740
>>77596758
SILVA
I
L
V
A
well my fpl season is over already
got cahill
cheers antonio
>>77596781
Injuries as well.
>>77596733
>Not understanding that Chelsea, a team that didn't have to play Champions League football, did significantly better than those that did
>>77596730
Reporting in.
>>77596788
So Arsenal are guaranteed to win the league this year then?
Alonso is such a dirty spic, hope the cunt falls on his jimmy hill chin and stabs himself
>>77596793
fpl seasono*
>>77596794
to some extent but its not like there's an abnormal number of them - just absolutely no squad depth
Conte lost this game with his coward sub when he put Christensen in. The players still don't seem to have an idea of what to do, it's pass it to Tebow to kick it long or pass it to a fullback for a cross.
Cahill showing how bad he is, something we all knew but Conte doesn't see.
>>77596808
No, they still have Europa League.
>>77596832
That's fine they can just play their u21 squad in that and guarantee themselves winning the league since that's all it takes
>>77596774
>WTF IS HUDDERSFIELD DOING?
Palace is trying to pass out the back and hudds are clattering them and stealing the ball
Liverpool were losing too at the start. We'll come back, difference is we won't bottle it at the end.
>>77596821
there is something seriously wrong with chelsea
look at what mou did and now conte is doing the same thing
mou has already ruined united
chelsea should have kept that asian bloke as manager
>>77596781
You shouldn't pay attention to /sp/ intelectuals, obviously.
We really need some descent new players, I don't see us winning anything with this team, mostly because our bench is weak as hell
Oh look, Willian is running like a headless chicken. People will look that and think he's doing something and he's a good player.
>>77596793
Why would anyone ever pick Gayhill in any FPL pick?
He makes Davirgin Luiz look like a world class CB, for fuck's sake.
Sam Vokes is handsome and towering. why doesnt he get the same amount of love with Giroud?
>>77596765
>>77596784
This. Rain has been around before Reddit, yet it's still Reddit weather. Chicken and egg conundrums don't mean shit here
>getting benched by Batshuayi.
The state of Llorata right now.
Is the video fucked up for anyone else when they do closeups? Serious chromatic aberration making it look 3D
>>77596860
They don't rotate much, so they can't get good players on the bench and youth doesn't develop.
>>77596863
He's Chelsea's best player, show some respect.
>mooy already has an assist
damn how unaustralian of me not having him in my team
>Selling KDB
>Keeping Hazard
BRAVO CHELSEA
Chelsea got refballed hard. Cahill should have gotten a yellow, never a red for that foul.
>>77596881
I will never not be angry at you fr these posts.
ive had enough of this shit
im watching this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2M9VcslBVY
>pay 40 pounds sterling to watch footie
>doesn't work
Fuck the state of this country
Hazard, Luiz and Conte already been seen at the airport to ditch this sinking club.
Can't believe people call Kante overrated.
Thank God for Kante
>>77596882
>Never rated Mooy in the /ayy/
>always talked about how he is shit
Ive been BTFO
>>77595940
That kante tackle
>>77596897
You are such an idiot lrl
Willian is the only one on the pitch who does anything decent
based bilbao are playing their basque rivals alaves in the opening game
gonna be based
putting some money on a 3-0 win for based bilbao
>>77596904
what a way to go
>>77596808
We have a better chance than this Chelshit team for sure.
I swear, people keep rating Willian just for being Brazilian.
>>77596923
Sorry but Girona are the basque team now
Of course Tarkowsky is a great CB. Nobody can direct a defense like him
>>77596829
nah.. alonso and azpi are a necessity for attacking today
problem was that nobody in the back three knew their role after the sub. AC went central, rudiger left and DL had no idea what to do. now DL is central and AC on the right
>>77596913
he is really good but i didn't even think of him when i was choosing my team
my team is ded already anyway so who gives a fuck
hopefully mooy tears it up and gets that dream move to a team slightly bigger than huddersfield
Rudiger looking pretty good so far
Lukaku scored a goal in Super Cup but Morata is not even starting. and you get mad when i call Conte a shitty manager desu
People who dont rate willian are the same type of people who dont rate luiz
Idiots
Why didnt Conte go back to 4atb ?
>Some random oga booga
>Red card
>Actually losing to boring Burnley
>No Morata
I should've watched this from the start
>>77596934
I'll go plonk a £100 on you winning then since that's all it takes
>>77596920
Look at his awful pass to Luiz, he created a dangerous chance for Burnely because he's an idiot with no awareness .
>>77596944
Chelsea could have played with only Luiz and Rudiger.
>>77596940
they aren't even basque
there's like three other basque teams before you even get to pretend girona are basque
LMAOOOOOO
BASED STEPHEN WARD
Why did Chelshit let Zouma go out on loan
>>77596904
lol that knife. whats the story of this kid
Also Lacazette looks a far better signing than Morata or Lukaku.
Fuck off
rewòihsdkjsda
>>77596940
Full retard stuff here
Next lestah
willian is chelsea's best attacking player at the moment which is why they haven't had a single good chance in 40 minutes against burnley at home
Chelsea look good this season.
What a goal
Chelshit
>>77596962
He's a winger who can't pass, cross, dribble or score what exactly is there to rate about him?
Fugggg
We deserve the abuse, meme us to death /sp/
HOLY FUCK
Is Burnley, dare I say it, Champions League bound?
salah days already has the sperg league wrapped up on round 1
A STUNNER!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
H O W L I N G
BLOOT
JUST
lol
john terry, racist metro fans, roman abramovich can yo hear me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I CANT BREATHE
>CHELSHIT
2-0 Burnley
#ConteOut
So good
BLOOTER
>Poortois
BALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTEBALDTE
>KANTE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* breathes in *
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking ref ruined the match
>CHELSHIT
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
PICK THAT ONE OUT CHELSCUM YOU PLASTIC CUNTS
Can Burney win the title like Lester?
>>77597020
one thing is for sure fucking chelsea are not champions league bound
kill me
>>77597064
>arsenal
>winning relevant trophies
LMAO
>conte
LADS IM DYING AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
>CHELSHIT
YOURE FUCKING SHIT
>Thanks for Matic, Conte, Be sure not to lose your hair over this
https://twitter.com/hashtag/conteout?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
>#CONTEOUT
Sure the red card was a suprise but is anyone not suprised Chelsea are getting soundly beat? Conte's been a miserable, uninterested cunt the whole window/preseason. He's going to be off half way through the season.
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
>chelshit
>>77597017
He can do all those things though
>>77597059
Ref ruined the United-Chelsea FA Cup match last season so this is karma
>CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT
>>77597066
t. Darkie Arsenal supporter with no self awareness
Fucking Cahill muppet it's all his fault
>two yellows
>a red
>two nil down to burnley
>the belgian mignolet absolutely shit
chelsea are literally relegated
>David Luiz mad as fuck
KEKEK
Meh Chelsea are going to be alright. This is a shit start to the league though.
TOP LAFF
CHELSHIT EXPOSED
Fuck fuck fuck
>>77597059
Mate you can't kick some cunt and not get a red, oil money only goes so far.
>guys all our players are injured , how can we fuck our situation even more
>get a red card before 15 min ?
>Sounds good cahill, you go ahead Lad
fabregas sending off pls
THREE
THREE
THREE
chelsea
>CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT
Fuck me
>>77597117
i'm a white Arsenal fan and I vote conservative, fuck off you smelly paki shitstain
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
>>77597112
*pretends he's gonna dribble and pass sideways*
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHA FUCK YOU CONTE
HAHAHHAHHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>77597126
Don't forget the spanish Torres riding the bench after being bought for 70m
CHELSEA WILL GET RELEGATED
CAP THIS
Conte looks like he wants to quit
oh how i missed football
>>77597112
How many none free kick/penalty goals has he scored at his entire time at Chelsea? Wouldn't be surprised if it's in the single figures and I shouldn't imagine he has particularly many assists either
>the city of chelsea
>COLLAPSE
>O
>L
>L
>A
>P
>S
>E
>chelshit
>>77596992
Kid caught eating pork scratchings in Tower Hamlets during Ramadan
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
>GOMDE
>actually getting rid of Matic, Zouma and based Costa, then spending a hundred gorillions to replace them with inferior players
Good job you pasta-sucking mook.
AHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAH THREEEE FUCKING THREE
THIS IS TOO GOOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
K E K
E
K
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dubs and burnleh score 6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY TEAM
Haha alright I'm leaving the thread now please abuse us more
Chels already starting off their season ugly. No surprise though.
3-0 Burnley
Lads, how will Chelshit ever recover?
>>77597126
>the Belgian Mignolet
Heh
AHAHAHA. SAM VOKES IS GOAT
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAH
>chelshit
KEK
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>0-3
>0-3
>fucking 0-3
>chelshit
This is pornographic
THREE NIL THREE NIL THREE NIL THREE NILTHREE NILTHREE NIL
So will Chelsea finally get relegated this season?
>3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL>3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL >3 NIL
>Another one
F
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77597153
>I vote conservative
>fuck off you smelly paki shitstain
Well I got the no self awareness part right enjoy your net 300k shitskins a year under Sharia May you dullard
conte has mou'd this club
Today was a good day
>>77597081
>Chelsea
>Winning
LMAO
fucking hell
Time to leave
>>77595940
this is it. this is just. i cannot believe. chelsea playing. not playing. its beyond words, beyond imagination, its like prallel universe phasing into our one.
JUST
>LELSEA
YOU'RE SHIT NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
YOU'RE SHIIIIIIT
FUCK Conte
FUCK Abramovich
FUCK Chelski
>CHELSHIT
>55 million for the spanish Torres
Bet he's hoping for a Mou season now
BOTTOM
O
T
T
O
M
Davshit luiz exposed without a good cb partner...hmmm where have i seen this before
>Chelshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait, wait, wait. hol' up. let me catch my breath.
THREE NIL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
even with 10 men, getting memed on by Burnley is sackable offence
>put two chelsea players in my fpl team
>mee on the bench because i reckoned he would get rekt in this game
How smug is the ginger mourinho going to be after this game?
>cork and defour assists
>two vokes goals
honestly i have no words
0 - 3 (three)
I came here to laugh at Chelsea.
Conte can't hide behind the red card or the lack of depth for this defeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMjYY3tbX1k
Has Morata scored yet?
>Diego sends his regards
I'm going to an hero
>>77597281
I forgot to put Vokes in as a starter
feels bad
MUP FUCKING BEEP
>>77597296
>can't
He will.
>>77597182
>Zouma
what the fuck?! what is this macaroni eating retard doing?
ROOOOOOOOOONEY
>>77597302
with a lady behind the bench
THREE NIL AND YOURE GOING DOWN
kek people are actually leaving already
Don't really blame them though tbf, this is tragic
This is the second game I've watched but even I know this is embarrassing
inb4 contshit blames the board
missed the Cahill red because I was wasting my time on Everton Stoke what happened?
>>77597355
fuck off jap so he should
is this the laugh at chelsea thread?
David Luiz is literally the shittest defender of all time, even Titus Bramble looked like he was trying.
He is literally second only to Alia Dia in perfecting the 'what the fuck am I doing here' look.
Luiz and Cahill are both liabilities.
Just get Morata and Musonda in. They'll meme their way to 4 goals.
Genuinely forgot Batshuayi existed
What is the point in that guy
>le mourinho season
What are they singing?
Mourinho season jajajaja
hHAAHAHAHAHA
>>77597357
tackle with studs up
Please football gods lets have another season where Chelsea are in the relegation zone for a few games.
Gonna need a wedmd of that chelsea guy smiling at the camera now
>Picked a fucking Chelshit player for my fantasy team
>>77597315
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SE QUEDA?
>>77595940
>Making David Luiz your starting CB
Why?
LMAO
Conte seasono kekekek
what were they chanting lads?
>are you watching _____
>>77597403
hahahahaha
>>77597281
>tfw put Mee instead of Morgan on the bench
>RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
WORLD CUP CONFIRMED THIS YEAR LADS
>>77597304
>>77597386
Batty would be a good player if he was used right and not like he was Costa
Just here to shit on >chelsea desu
So this.........is the power..................of a Chelsea team without any of their physical players.........................
This is going to be a meme season isn't it?
lel luiz fanny flustered
>those boos
What are the Burnley fans singing?
Are you watching...Blackburn?
why..?
>>77597433
What is he good at?
Is he fast or strong?
Every time i watch him he just does nothing.
Conte's just sending a message to Roman's tight arse. Either invest or we only get top 4, it's fair enough.
Luiz yourself in the moment
>>77595940
>This team won the league last year
4D chess is all it is, expect Chelsea to win every game for the rest of the season
I think we can safely say that Chavscum FC is in a full blown crisis right now, and it's fucking hilarious to watch
Sub Michy out please. He isn't even getting involved with the play. I know you will read my post gonde.
>its happened again
Jokes on you lads. Chelsea are focusing on the Champions League
>Luiz trying to get himself sent off to avoid 45 minutes of further embarrassment
Must be getting flashbacks of 7-1
>>77597403
I put Vokes in but also put in Fuchs, Boruc, and Iheanabencho for fuck sake.
>>77597457
how
>>77597481
This is 8D chess desu, Gonde is a genious
>>77597481
conte is going to throw every game until roman signs some players and if he doesn't he will quit
>>77597443
Every season is a meme season in its own way.
Is Morata on?
>>77597473
or he gets fired
>>77597470
He's good at scoring, he should be put in condition to look the goal and have the ball on his feet. Instead he's used as target man.
>>77597401
i have two
>>77597473
>only get top 4
haha y-yeh t-top 4
Why are the sky sports presenters trying to underplay this? Chavscum are losing 3-0 at home to a team that won 1 away game all of last season. This is a fucking embarrassment. Chavscum are in a complete meltdown right now
>>77597516
>>77597296
why not, a red card within 15 minutes is kind of a big deal
>>77597486
t. zero league titles in 13 years
>allows 3 goals against Burnley
Does Courtois actually think Madrid would be interested in signing him?
Not gonna lie, former Chelsea supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Chelsea crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Conte get the midfielder he needs
REEE I HOPE BURNLEY GET FUCKING RELEGATED
>>77597457
sauce immediately
>>77597401
>picked two
>>77597555
who do you support now?
>>77597540
Because the league isn't won in August you dullard
>>77597555
> former Chelsea supporter
>>77597543
I've been looking for an indian /sp/ poster to translate this: https://twitter.com/MartiaIArt/status/895945235003576320
can you?
>>77597538
I have three
is the squad trying to pull off another mutiny like they did with Mou, but now because of Costa?
>>77597555
>former chelsea supporter
>'we' cant let
plastic detected
>>77597548
funny how atletico let him go without signing him back and now oblak is the GOAT
JUST
>>77597457
how the fuck? source ?
>selling Matic
>leave only Kunta Kinte to defend
>>77597505
if i used bench boost id be fucking balling
>>77597281
>at one point was considering cahill, azpi and Kante
>got rid of all of them and started mee
Yes boys
zero organization in DL,AC,Rudiger back three
they have no idea what to do
As an Arsenal fan I'm fucking loving this start to the season
Why aren't hazard, bakayoko, morata starting?
>captained courtois
>>77597555
>former
Why didn't Chelshit go for Rppmey? He's still better than >Morata who is Torres tier.
>>77597616
Bakayoko and Hazard are both injured.
>>77597585
probably. lazy shits
>>77597523
So he's a tap in merchant?
>>77597622
They did, about 5 years ago.
>Fabregas in two man midfield
>Cahill chimping out fifteen minutes in
>Azzar injured
>Morata not fit
>Bakayoko injured
>Luiz back to shit
Good day today for a visit to the train tracks
>>77596366
Don't be a swede
I still think Chelsea will salvage a draw at least, Burnley are wank.
I hope Luiz can experience another 7-1 today
>>77597632
He's like a Kane-lite imo
>>77597457
Hey dingos it's a fake wiener that he is holding between his legs and there is probably someone behind him pumping the "jizz" out.
Defensive and offensive problems, chavshits?
>>77597555
>
>>77597572
>>77597581
>>77597586
>>77597621
It's a thing from /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEQ5Uw35hqw
>>77597632
Bit more complete than that, he's simply not someone who you send against the entire defence.
>>77597647
It's over pal
Conte will be fuming
>>77597647
>0-3
>10 men
>looked like shit before they went down to 10 men
Yeah no I don't think so lad
>>77597647
With 10 men highly doubtful
>>77597661
>/pol/
Ew next you'll be spouting some /tv/ maymay
>>77597647
>at least
>>77597661
>browsing /pol/
>>77597691
>not rating /tv/ memes during /got/ season
>>77597647
imagine if Burnley were a bit better...
Lads, not joking here, I put my life savings on Chelsea winning this. I just lost $450,000. I am literally shaking right now. It took me nearly and hour to be able to type this. I don't know what I am going to do.
>>77597691
Big la
HAHAHAHA NORWAY, BELGIUM, ITALY, USA, FINLAND, INDONESIA HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING BTFO
IMAGINE BANDWAGONING A CLUB BECAUSE THEY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY AND LOSE TO FUCKING ARSENAL AND BURNLEY LMAO
Is this the 3-0 defeat against Arsenal of our generation? it even includes Cahill making Luiz look a reasonable defender.
>>77597677
They looked OK at least, Burnley hadn't threatened
We fucked now though, will take 3 - 1
>>77597710
post bet slip
>>77597647
>0 shots on target
>3-0 down
>down to 10 men
>I think we will draw lads
Nah
So, I'm drafting a squad from 4chan.
We'll spend about a year on /fit to get in shape
then rich pajets will sponsorize us and we'll join the Premier League next year.
Don't worry, don't judge yourself badly, don't get desperate: even if you can't touch properly the ball, you are still perfectly able to fight for the Premier League title. Everything will eventualy come with time.
We will do a great 2018/2019 season.
>>77597647
I'm just sitting here hoping for a single chance, but I admire your optimism
>>77597710
Cash out lad
>>77597710
I know your pain
>its an advertisers desperately try to get me to care about golf episode
>>77597710
Post slip anon
>>77597587
>the absolute state of Courtwat
>>77597739
Cash out lad
>>77597710
Serves you right for being a degenerate gambler
>>77597509
>>77597659
or he pumped his balls of saline solution and is shooting that out.
There wass a short video once on winmx of a guy with huge balls who ejaculated continuously for like 5 minutes
>we must avoid a mourinho season
>it's a mourinho season
>this time around they are upset because muh costa and not muh eva
what's wrong with them
>>77597647
here's a (you)
>>77597582
I was thinking of posting a translation in the original thread
you follow liverpool (talking about a girl here)
while i'm a fan of united
no one's better than this guy (talking about himself in third person)
our pogba is fine
keep in mind I'm not punjabi
>>77597731
Can I be cdm destroyer? I have dypsraxia but I promise I can tackle better than Cahill
>>77597710
You live by the betting slip, you die by the betting slip.
>>77597761
I capped that before the games started, my cash out is now 1p
>>77597765
>>77597739
you too
>>77597766
does that feel good
Put Morata on, Batshuayi is awful.
>>77597716
>1-3 Willian
>2-3 Willian
>3-3 Morata
Would be fantastic. But yeah no it's over
>>77597703
>not browsing /pol/
>liking game of thrones and its fans
why am I not surprised that the effeminate nu-male faggot is also a chelshit supporter
All these fucking disgusting JF customers being BTFO is hilarious.
But I wouldn't worry, Chelsea to win 4-3. Screencap this.
>>77597770
I never took any of the bad press seriously
Maybe Conte has a reason to be angry after all
>>77597739
you've got more balls than me, id have cashed out by now
>>77597739
Take the 10p loss and bet the 90p on a Chelsea victory - you'll get better odds
>>77597731
bagsy free role #10
>>77597770
At least Mourinho waited his third season before attempting to relegate Chelsea.
>>77597773
Thanks based Indian
>>77597774
you got the job.
>all this damage control
>>77597710
>nearly an hour
did you start typing it at kick off or sumthin?
>>77597714
You bandwagon Arsenal
>>77597766
>>77597787
>>77597509
>>77597659
here's the video. Ignore the title, he inected stuff in his balls.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=755307684
>>77597793
/pol/ is a reddit plant at this point