Any pregnant woman wanna hock up!?
Cuck off faggot. It's almost time for you to prep Tyrone then rap a lullaby to his sons. You don't get to reproduce let alone stick your dick in anything other than a cage.
>>24779302
>then rap a lullaby to his sons
kek
Am I attractive
it's like Harry Potter and an Indian Neanderthal fucked
I'd rank you 6 or 7, there's a lot worse
But you have 80s hair
>>24778846
Is the hair bad
I think everyone here will enjoy this. Im pretty sure all followers are ghost but it does give at least some followers. I chose the 5k option and it only gave me about 3k.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/mil4ba0rxgpn8hp/AACtFD52YEoshgsK0vU3xhcwa?dl=0
Hell yeah dude i just gainined about 300 so far its adding more at this moment! very good program!!
>>24778388
seems legit and definitely not malware
>>24778436
Well its working for me
So, this is the profile photo I am using for a dating site. in 15 weeks I have had very little response and only 7 'likes'
question coming in a moment
>>24777975
This is the profile pic of a guy I know casually. He joined 3 weeks ago and is already corresponding with 21 girls (that all wrote him first) and has 35 likes
>>24777992
My question - what can I do to get the responses he is getting?
>>24777996
What quality of women are we talking here? What site? Income?
Too many unknowns, switch to tinder if you want to get by on looks alone.
NEW ORLEANS THREAD
- Post whatever -
Old Metairie - 27M/27FM -we new here. What it do senpai(s)?
North Shore better desu
I doubt anything will come of this but
21/m I'm an hour away from Nola and plan on visiting very soon.
Kik: razordefcon
I will provide pictures upon request
(please senpai I just want some friends in the area)
>>24777503
Whats/Wheres North Shore?
Rate thread. Rate everyone who posted above you
>>24775256
Leggo
Bow down
>>24775260
5/10
>>24775267
5.5/10
Georgia thread anyone?
>>24773554
404/m/28
>>24773566
>>24773554
404/678/770
27/m
open to whatever, tokers welcome
kik: AnonInAtlanta
>>24773554
originally from 706, moved but would be down to cam. let me know if interested.
FUCK IT! FANTASY THREAD! Post a pic and others say what kind of role you'd have in a fantasy setting. Go nuts
Mods can suck my boipussy
Haven't seen this thread in a long while
>>24770863
Shifty pelts dealer who won't stop bothering villagers into buying pelts from him
>>24770896
Barmaid who is very sweet to the patrons, but does it solely to make more money. Can low key drink more than most of the guys
lets get a booty in jeans thread going ladies
love my white jeans
>>24762460
And you look damn good in them too.
>>24762469
why thanks!!
MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/ CHRISTMAS EDITION
Welcome, one and all, to a thread of dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted for your listening pleasure.
If you're performing, be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
If you're joining us to listen, we hope you enjoy your time here with us, and do be sure to comment. Your requests are more than welcome!
Please remember to tag your post with your performer name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, such requests will often be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>Please tag requests with <<Request>> or similar
Previous thread: >>24663499
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg (embed) (embed)
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb (embed) (embed)
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j (embed) (embed)
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN (embed) (embed)
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq (embed) (embed)
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IMAGES FOR NEW THREADS
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
Remember to both support the performers, and the writers but also respect those who want to remain anonymous or lurk.
And remember to have fun!
NEW!!! Script writing contest!
MSA NSFW
Write a script and send it to Doit in the SexyAudio Discord server
Winner will get the script read and recieve a steam gift.
(Winner of old contest was Snack)
Discord group: https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY
(no registration required)
<<Request>>
Talk aboutyour christmas!
Best gifts you got, best gifts you got to give?
Anything nice you ate?
<<Request>>
FOR SEX. i will fuck the sexiest girls in cam. Tell ur kik id And send me nudes. Females appreciated. Males ok.
ni_nmae kik
Let's see your rooms. Just moved a to a new place but I think it's kinda cool so I wanna know what I should move. It was already furnished.
My body type?
Obese?
Big?
Husky?
Bear?
>>24777055
>>24777055
Fat, obese. Not an single gram of muscle. Hit the gym, or push-ups at home. Do something.
>>24777055
Between Big and Husky.
Go lift more, with that type of body you could go power-lifter.
Play that angle, help people move, be the "big guy" of the group, develop a cursory knowledge of fitness for conversation, people will come to you and it will flesh you out as a person.
I'm a guy who was similar to your body a year ago, and these moves helped me tremendously in life.
>>24777077
Push ups hit a very limited muscle group, even with variations of chest, diamond, elevated, and close tri-scrapers.
Trust me, from experience doing P-Ups at home with that body will give him weird sausagey arms with unfilled gaps.
Nigga needs a caloric intake calculation and a gym membership.
Questions for women on /soc/.
Can we get some honesty ITT? The board's anonymous after all, so please, no bullshit just for this one thread.
I always see the same shitposting on here from women in response to anything even slightly negative from a man, whereas men largely seem to acknowledge their faults or shitpost back or just feel sorry for themselves instead, and it generally falls into categories like:
>bitter /pol/ virgins
>retarded /r9k/ mras
>stupid /v/ fuckboys
>fucking stupid neckbeard fuck you when you get out of the basement and see REAL GIRLS you'll realize I'm not a slut
>wow man why so fucking aggressive *tips fedora* what the fuck man
etc etc
Now I never saw much of this at all until about two years after all fedora and neckbeard memes had well played themselves out on 4chan and merely referencing them was itself a nostalgic meme. Not that it's necessarily unlikely that if you spend enough time shooting blind you'll hit some very juicy bullseyes with these old memes, but the memes are pretty dead, which brings me to my questionnaire.
1. Where did you get hold of these dead memes?
2. Why weren't you meming them on /soc/ back when they were more relevant and stinging?
3. Are you actually literally here from Tumblr or Reddit, and if so, for those of you who think 4chan is a wretched place full of stupid failures, why are you here when there are much larger, more friendly venues for relationshit stuff? No copout answers along the lines of "2 laff at u"/"morbid fascination", that in itself is a stale meme and a question dodge.
4. If you do enjoy 4chan more or think it's better or are a long-time poster/lurker, why are you surprised or upset when people respond with the blunt honesty you should expect from 4chan?
5. Why do so many female-version swagfags who LIEK LUV POT AND SNOOOOP N DONT HAVE TIEM 4 NO LUZERS post here?
6. If you ARE here for flattery, do any of you actually think you're going to turn /soc/ into whiteknightsville by being offended?
>>24776398
I was gonna answer honestly but
tl;dr
>>24776549
Don't be a sped, it's under 2000 characters.
>>24776398
You come off as the type of person these stereotypes apply to, but w/e I'll bite
>1. Where did you get hold of these dead memes?
you say "dead memes" like these people aren't still around to be memed and made fun of
>2. Why weren't you meming them on /soc/ back when they were more relevant and stinging?
because I don't bother with this board very often
>3. Are you actually literally here from Tumblr or Reddit, and if so, for those of you who think 4chan is a wretched place full of stupid failures, why are you here when there are much larger, more friendly venues for relationshit stuff? No copout answers along the lines of "2 laff at u"/"morbid fascination", that in itself is a stale meme and a question dodge.
actually laughed over the sperging that is this question, but k
certain boards are better than others. For example, my main board is /an/, and the big draw of it is that it's a fairly populated (compared to others like it) online message board that pertains to my interests and career that's also completely anon so I can vent about the horrible shit I've had to see and do as part of my job (lurk a few of the animal shelter/bad owner vent threads and you'll get what I mean). there are the occasional trolls, but it's not one of the meme boards like /pol/ or /r9k/ so overall it's an enjoyable experience. and when those type of people come out from their containment boards and shitpost, it's pretty obvious and they get shat on for it. If the trolls become so frequent they make it unenjoyable I just take a break and become active again when they get bored and leave.
Then there's boards like /soc/ which do have their share of r9k retards, but I only bother with other boards if I'm stuck in bed sick with literally nothing to do (like now)
>4. why are you surprised or upset when people respond with the blunt honesty you should expect from 4chan?
ridiculing them isn't the same thing as being upset about it you faggot
>5.
Skipping because stupid question
/legwear/ - Female Legwear Thread
females only!
Are you new? Timestamp please!
from:>>24724459 (404)
>>24761491
Bump
m c g e e
Penny please move to sbt