/britfeel/

>>25793243

I did say all of those things you just can't refute them, you have the classic signs of an autist in an argument.

Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you

He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham

His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog

They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace

Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight

"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"

Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"

So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away

unoc

Whats for supper lads

>>25793418
burgers if I get out of bed

>>25793418
stew mate

>>25793403
Let's look at your post shall we?
>>25790036
>most people are Indian or Chinese

The only context is the post you reply to which expresses the desire to be human. There are no other conditions, no limits on countries.
You believe a majority of humans to be Indian or Chinese. This is wrong. I have explained this time and time again and will continue to explain until you understand.

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I collected and annotated some britfeel data for you anons.

I hope you like it.

>>25793475

Nope I am saying you are most likely to be born Indian or Chinese.

>>25793493
Which again is wrong. You are more likely to not be born Indian or Chinese.

>>25793506

So what are you more likely to be born? Russian? No, if you are born in the world you are most likely to be born Indian or Chinese than any other country.

>>25793479
I mean, it's sort of cool to see but there's nothing there that I wouldn't have expected considering times of the day/thread limit etc.

Nothing of particular interest or note there. Data is only really interesting if something unexpected comes up.

>people still think you're more likely to be born Chinese or Indian

Wow...

>>25793528
This is not the same as the statement you made. You claimed that most were Indian or Chinese. Most, in fact, are not.

I guarantee you that fewer than half of the births in the last 24 hours were from India or China. You are more likely to be born outside of India or China.

Poleaboo's parents came from Pakistan
They arrived to England in the back of a van
Every Sunday they'd eat curry
with nan bread
They had a son named Poleaboo
But now they wish that he was dead

His father said 'Poleaboo you need to get a job'
His mother said 'Poleaboo don't be a slob'
Poleaboo just looks back at them and sighs
he heads upstairs
And sniffs his sister's tights

He'll piss in your milk
He'll watch you while you poo
He'd probably roofie your sister too
They call him Poleaboo
He is a scary man
Take him back to Pakistan in the van!

>>25793564

Again, the ball example, higher chance of the ball being India or China than any other country.

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>tfw vindaloo pooing

>>25793585
Incorrect, you have a high chance of being born in any other country than in India or China.

>>25793543

Yeah, it is a bit disappointing really, isn't it?

I am trying to think of new and interesting things to analyse from 4chan data.

>>25793585
higher chance that the ball is outside of India or China

>>25793597

Any other country is not an option, you can't be born in "any other country" you have to be born in a country.

>>25793479
That's quite nice to look at thanks mate

>>25793611
>you have to be born in a country.

Not necessarily mate my mate's mum was born on a plane over international waters.

>>25793596
just get a madras next time, its the same ingredients just less chillies.

>>25793611
Any other country is indeed the option. Let me remind you that you claimed most people are from India or China. The truth is, most people are not from India or China.

>most people are Indian or Chinese
>most people are not Indian or Chinese

Which is true? Only one can be true as they directly contradict each other.

>these retards carried on their argument to the new thread

Please, just fuck off

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>>25793640
C U R V E B A L L

>>25793651

>Any other country is indeed the option

It is not, you can't be nationless, and if you are you are a tiny tiny tiny percentage of the world population, which is definitely not higher than the chances of being born in China or India or the Indian and Chinese populations.

That is all I am going to say, refute it if you can (you can't) I've had enough of you.

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>mfw police helicopter out in my neighbourhood hunting the chavs

>>25793708
>>25793651
Guys can you add each other on Skype to discuss this and stop shitting up the thread?

if robots took over the world and killed all humans. would the animals survive?

>>25793708
I've refuted it numerous times. You are simply unable to admit you were wrong.
You believe "most people are Indian or Chinese", those were your exact words. It's not true, please don't pretend that it is.

>>25793762
Wot u on about m8?
Most people are Indian or Chinese.
Ur the one wrong here pal.

>>25793750
no they would treat all non-robots the same so if they think humans have no use then all the other animals must not have a use either

>>25793762
Alright fine I was wrong, happy?
I might be wrong but at least I'm not autistic.

>>25793819
>but at least I'm not autistic.

Debatable

>>25793819
I am glad we were finally able to get there.

Perhaps next time you will think twice before posting and to recant without such childish insults.

Most people are wankers

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>>25793819
>>25793800

Not me.

This was my final post on the matter.

>>25793708

>>25793623

np m9 I just wish I had some better ideas about how to analyse the data.

At some point I will develop a way to plot the interrelations between each post in terms of who replies to whom, but that will be a pain to make a graphical output for.

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When I was younger ginger people used to remind me of Heinz tinned spaghetti.

>>25793917
kek

Here's your (you) senpai

>>25793908
So you allow someone else to clean up your mess?
You really are a pitiable fellow.

This has been very amusing, you will be remebered the anon who believed most people come from China or India and we will laugh about you for many threads to come.

>>25793877
I can guarantee you're the same cunt who was arguing about lions last night, you are a very very sad man

gonna pop to tesco in a sec to get something for dinner lads, what should I pick up? thinking just an own brand pizza or something

>>25793969

The microwaveable red thai curry is bretty good, I eat it 1-2 times per week.

>>25793961
And you will be remembered as the autistic vessel of a human that doesn't know when to drop it.

>>25793961

Seems I have my fans already, you seem to have none.

>>25793962
That wasn't me, though it was a fun read when I finally got back to check the archives.

>>25793984
The truth isn't something you can just wish away.

>>25793896
>Most people are robots
Fixed your post for you lad

>>25793969
if you get a pizza be sure to get the onion dip they sell

>>25793917

Much to my (secret) shame, I thought Al Jazeera was a terror group until I was about 14.

>>25793982
Microwavable plastic is bad for you m8

Hope you put it on to a plate beforehand

Most people are human

>>25793984
>this mad

>>25793969
Beef Casserole with Dumplings is pretty nice desu

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>>25794029

I've been eating microwave food directly from the plastic trays most days for about 5 years anon, I suspect the damage is already done.

>>25793969
I want to go to Tesco but it is too dangerous outside.

>>25794028
>any act designed to cause terror
>terrorism can be understood to feature a political objective
Al Jazeera are terrorists mate.

>>25794078
why what's up where you live?

>>25794031
>just trolling now

How are most people human when there are billions and billions more animals and insects than humans?

>>25793969
pot noodle
bacon and egg sarni
ben and jerrys cookie dough
dr pepper

Any trips planned anywhere lads? Might be going to Amsterdam in February for the second time. It's breddy comfy desu, although I'm staying away from Space Cakes this time. Might get a blowie from a prozzie if I'm feeling brave.

>>25794103
Street urchins Swarms and swarms of street urchins.

>>25794112
>ben and jerrys cookie dough
my fucking bruv yes, nice choice

>>25794070
kek at that pic

But still! Same logic as "Been smoking for 15 years, damage has been done"

>>25794112
>Cookie dough

ISHYGDDT

>>25794088

Only if you consider reporting the news with a pro-Qatari bias terrifying.

>>25794113
I'm probably going there some time this year

>>25794160
As a female I consider all arabs terrifying.

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>>25794147
Does this Anon really want to save himself though?

>>25794172
Noice, what you thinking of doing there?

>>25794147

How bad can microwave plastic really be? It's just plasticisers, I'm sure my body can metabolise them. Beats having to wash a plate every day.

>Few guys ask me if I'm going over another friends house tonight for drinks with the lads
>He hasn't asked me

Is this a message or do you think he's just forgotten?

>>25794227
dunno, my brother only invited me a few days ago, we're going with some of his mates. Might go sightseeing and smoke some maybe, you?

FAME

>>25794282
I wouldn't go if I were you.

>>25794107
Because they're not people, just admit you are wrong right now!

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats the wildest shit you've ever witnessed at a house party /britbros/?

>mfw someone got shot
and yes this is in fucking england

>>25794450
are you a nigger by any chance?

>>25794468
no, and the shooter wasn't either
he was a drugged up chav probably on all kinds of coke

>>25794450
Girl getting spit roasted in the garden

She was fucking ugly and now has 6 kids by 5 different men I believe

Check em slag

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>>25793382
saturday night /brit/ stream
>>>/tv/64954926
>>>/tv/64954926
>>>/tv/64954926

Good evening lads~

How are you doing?

I'm currently experiencing some rather severe heart pain.

>tfw it hurts to breathe

might just go to sleep or something desu

>>25794549
why the fuck would I go watch a stream some anon picked of age old shit, than go watch the latest film of my choosing.

NA LCS starts at 8 lads, who you supporting?

>>25794570
are you gay tildeanon?

i want to cuddle you :3

>>25794578
For the bants apparently

>>25794570

Maybe it will be fatal!

>>25794524
top fucking kek
i spitroasted a fat bird in a field before

also, i witnessed a guy passed out getting pissed on and then robbed which was pretty funny. i'm sure the guy browses reddit, not even kidding

>>25794578

For a brief instant of human contact where you can pretend like the other people in the chat room are your friends.

>>25794476
yeah... all different types of coke

>>25794636
we can only hope

oc

>>25794289
Nice, enjoy. Going with some of my mates. Saw most of the major sights last time so we might not do as much sightseeing. Gonna smoke and stuff, see if we can smoke a bong as we couldn't find one last time. I have a small list of coffeeshops I wanna try out, so hopefully we'll go by that. Might stay in a hostel as we stayed in a hotel last time. Might try and get a friend to fuck a hooker he's not a virgin, and maybe fuck one myself to lose my virginity. One of my friends is a planespotter , so we'll spend a while with him while he takes photos around Schiphol Airport.

>>25794663
yeah probably cut with mcat and legal highs is what i meant

>>25794631
No, I am not gay~

Otherwise I would not have a waifu.

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I hope you lads are comfy

Snow incoming

>>25794651
no thanks, as a robot I don't partake in group activities.

>>25794450
Someone accidentally left the gas on for like half an hour. The kitchen stunk, and if somebody had lit a fag nearby the house could've exploded and we could've all died.

Who /anothersaturdayaloneinthehouse/ here?

Family have told me I've gotten really fat lately which is kind of funny since I was a skelly for 99% of my life.

Who /Jpopfolk/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRqJCkN2JjE

>>25794570
PAKISHOUTTILDE FEELS ILL FROM BEING A FAT CUNT AND THROWING UP ALL DAY~

DON'T BOTHER WAKING UP~

>>25794740
it was okay till they started speaking gook,

>>25794450
Wasn't a party I went to but apparently a guy and a girl were naked and drunkenly fucking in the host's sister's bed. The host was understandably pissed about this, so him and a few others burst into the room and covered the two of them with squirty shaving cream while blowing some loud train whistle. The guy then got angry and tried to punch somebody with his erect dong still out, but got a door kicked in his face and split his lip. Somebody took a video of it, it was fucking hilarious. I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life.

I don't have the video though, and I think I'd be done for having CP since the girl was 17 at the time.

>>25794724
Aye, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>25793418
Mummy's yummy rissotto with leeks and bacon

>>25794724
It's saturday and I'm in the house, but I'm not alone since my family decided not to go out this evening. Now I can't masturbate.

>>25793718
Eugenics should be a thing to stop chavs from existing

My polish/lithuanian neighbours have been shagging for well over an hour

Were shagging at about 10 this morning as well

3 months without a drink
Today I cracked
Not sure how to feel lads

>>25794867
East Euro women seem to have much lower standards of men than British women.

i.e. much more realistic instead of sitting on your arse waiting for prince charming.

is KAT down for anyone else?

>>25794681
Plenty of gays have waifus.

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>>25794900
It happens to us all mate, 3 months is a decent amount so good job. Next it'll be four months.

Anybody exercise frequently but drink alcohol at weekend? I've been running and lifting since the end of last year and been sober for 21 days, but I am really fucking struggling with the sobriety given that I have nothing to look forward to in life. All I want to do now is go for a run then drink vodka and order a curry. What do lads?

Original comment kutvfuytresxthygkhl

>>25794909
you're correct three

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>tfw another vindaloo poo
>>25793645
I'm a jalfrezi guy but it's always expensive from takeaways, I'll try a madras but I do like my chillies just not red ring of death
>>25794911
up4me

Snow to cover most of England tonight lads.

>>25794911
Down? The ISPs ban it.

Parents aren't going out until like 8.45.

Fuck sake I want to pretend to be an SAS trooper clearing out the Iranian embassy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4DmuGyehc

>>25794958
Yeah, doesn't really effect me too much, slows muscle growth as it inhibits protein synthesis but unless you plan on becoming a body builder or some shit it doesn't really matter, still gotta enjoy life mate

>>25795001
videogames mate

>>25795001
Everyone's just gone here
Having a cheeky glass of vimto to celebrate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOm1QoPKdO8

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>>25793596
Madras is the cutoff line m8, anything stronger is just a one way ticket on the pain train.

Prefer to stay chill with the Bhuna/Balti myself.

>>25794976
What was your favourite New Vegas DLC?

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>friends only contact me if they're organising a rare group event, never on my own
>don't want to keep pestering them to do something, when they've said they're 'busy'
>never see any of them at weekends because of this
>have always made an effort to be a good friend, remembering what's going on in their life and asking about it, etc
>friends always choose other people first - people who they've fallen out with plenty of times, and who they haven't known nearly as long
>if it comes to it, I can leave a friend group easily, because they won't bother trying to contact me
>tfw no impact on peoples lives
>tfw have never felt able to be honest about my interests with my friends or anyone, because I feel they'd judge me for them (was always made to feel guilty for enjoying vidya as a child by my parents, maybe it comes from that)
>tfw normie advice of "get new friends that like you for you" wouldn't work because I'm terrible at making new friends, so I cling to people who semi-accept me

>get on with flatmate quite well
>try talking to him about more than just surface-level stuff
>it's quite clear he doesn't care

>he's a few inches taller than me (I'm 5'11"), more attractive than me, has a better personality, and a much better paying job, which he got within a week of moving here
>he started using tinder last friday and had a date this tuesday
>I've been using it since october and I only get replies from half my matches, and those are just dull conversations
>never had a date
>starting to get paranoid that if I ever did start dating a girl, I'd get cucked by him
>tfw growing frustration at how easily he gets things that I work hard for and often don't even get

>tfw growing sense of loneliness, frustration, and depression, and no idea how to change it

>>25794724
>tfw never do anything at the weekends
>tfw the image of your 20s being full of going out with friends has turned out to be completely unrealistic
>tfw also getting fat

Sorry for blogposting, needed to vent

>>25795078
Lonesome road 2bh

>>25794450
During year 11 was at a house party in this shit council estate. A bunch of local chav lads turn up and one of their gfs was in the party so let them in. There was like 30 of them making in total about 70 people in this house.

One of the chav lads starts trying to get on this girl but she has a bf so she tells him to do one. He pours a beer over her head so then she goes to get her bf. It was winter I remember it was all snowing outside. The chavs make a big circle in the snow and the chav lad fights the bf, the chav lad got knocked out cold in one punch all his mates were laughing at him and giving the girl's bf respect.

Then someone pulled a knife out and shit started getting cray. This Mauritian kiddie was upstairs in the bathroom taking a shit or something when some of the chavs asked to let them in the bathroom, he thought they were trying to stab him so next thing you see is the bathroom window open and this 6;2 Mauritanian kiddie comes flying out. Lands feet first on the concrete and walks off.

Then the rozzers showed up and started nicking people so I had to throw my weed away but they ended up just letting me walk off so I wasted my weed for nothing.

Another time I saw these two robot tier dudes having a fourway with these two tumbler tier fat girls. That was bad on my eyes.

>>25794948
Th-that may be true, but I am still not gay~

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Will you see this? Do you still think of me? I think of you... I think of her...

>>25795181
PAKISHOUTTILDE WONDERS WHY YOU ACT LIKE SUCH A FAGGOT THEN~

Guys how the fuck do you get warm?

I'm shivering my balls off. I want to have a drink but it is too cold to drink the beers because I am shivering so much.

>>25795261
Have some wine instead.

>>25795261
wrap up, wear more layers, turn the heating up

I'm an avid reader of the Daily Mail.

>>25795261
Don't be a pussy lad, I'm sat here shirtless with no heating drinking freezing cold kronenbourg

'ard as fuckin' nails me tho like

>>25795261
>landlord asks me not to use my heater much because of how much power it uses
WELL KEEP THE HEATING ON THEN

>>25795261
I've got a small 12 quid 'leccy heater and a hair dryer in me bed

I'm sitting in a sleeping bag

>>25795261

How are you cold? I have my computer on and the heating is off and I'm fine, hell I have a big 18 inch blade fan blowing on me 24/7.

I can't sleep without it.

Well I do have two computers in my room but whatever.

>>25795336
That sounds like a fire hazard, please be careful

>>25795283
You remind me of those teenagers you see going outside in the snow wearing a t-shirt, shorts and sandals.
You just know they're an obnoxious prick, trying to prove something. There's no reason for someone to wake up and CHOOSE shorts on a winter day.

>>25795078
Dead Money

Seriously though... Old World Blues

>>25795277
I need to find my fingerless gloves. I can't type if I wear my leather ones.

I wish I had some slippers.

I don't like turning the heating on because it gives me a headache.

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any topladm8s in notts selling dude weed lmao?? haha

>>25795388
Yeah mate really trying to prove something sat on my own posting on an anonymous forum on a saturday night, and no one goes out in the snow wearing t-shirt shirts and sandals you over exaggerating little prick, I've been dressed like this since I got out of bed

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>>25794450
Happened a few years ago but guy was inhaling aerosols in another room, we thought he passed out so did immature shit to him but it turned out his heart stopped, girl screamed and tried call an ambulance while drunk, he was carted away while the neighbours gathered to see what happened and the guy who hosted the party got in deep shit by his parents for.
He was a massive cunt so I didn't really feel bad that it happened, he even guilt tripped girls into doing it with him.

>>25795434
Oioi, yes lad!
Wahayeye6yyyyyyyyy

Fire up the biftas!

420+32-30+4-6

How much money would you have to be given to suck a cock and let him cum in your mouth?

I'm talking an attractive 21 year old guy who is clean and fairly fit.

Myself probably about 10 grand. 100 grand if they wanna film it and put it on the internet.

>>25795484
you mad man hahahaha

>>25795458
Calm down m8, I didn't mean you were trying to prove something, those kids are just what entered my mind when I saw your post.
I see them every time it snows. Saw a guy on a skateboard wearing shorts and a t-shirt yesterday at like 7, when it was about 2 degrees outside.

>>25795478

That's a lot of paracetamol and ibuprofen m8, be careful.

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Finished work, time to chill out.

Try uploading the right way this time you cunt of an image.

>>25795506
>Try uploading the right way this time you cunt of an image.
lol oh well

What vidya shall I play lads, here are the options

FIFA 13
CSGO
Ocarina of Time
Super Mario 64
StarFox Lylat Wars
Football Manager
Just Cause 2
Goldeneye
WWF No Mercy

That's basically the choices

>>25795504

Only co-codamol there. Don't worry, they aren't all for tonight.

>>25795506
Why does it appear in my pictures as the right way up but uploads horizontally??

>>25795434
whereabouts in notts are you out of interest?

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>>25795506
Are you going to take all those pills m8?

>>25795524
>Ocarina of Time
This

>>25795485
10 grand is far too little, I'd need at least 100k

>>25795533
Nah, 200-250mg most likely.

>>25794450
not a house party
>18th birthday
>still had friends so went out
>random girl starts talking to me "Do I know you? Did you go to my school? I've a potato in my pants"
>lifts her skirt and she has a huge potato in the front her lacey underwear
Was pretty surreal, I'd never seen a girls underwear before either so it was

>>25795485
>>25795552
ITT: Gay prostitutes haggling over price

>>25795552

Fine I'll suck his cock 10 times and get the 100 grand, you get nothing.

>>25795524
Dragons Dogma is on TPB right now for PC pham, play some FM or OoT until it's finished

>>25795558
Top story bruv

>>25795471
Did he do the die?

>>25795558
>I've a potato in my pants

You fucking what?

>so it was

Is this #irishlad bants?

>>25795142

>tfw growing sense of loneliness

Get out, autists don't feel loneliness.

>>25795654
Youre thinking of schizoids I believe.

>>25795142
>get new friends that like you for you
Probably the hardest fucking challenge there is as an adult. Impossible to force, just have to wait for people to wander into your life and hope you get on.

It's not like there is fucking tinder for friends or anything.

>>25795295
It's not any of his business, your flat, your electricity

>>25795690
Unless bills are included in the rent

>>25795613
Nah, he was in hospital for a while but recovered

>>25795527
>Why does it appear in my pictures as the right way up but uploads horizontally??
Modern cameras store the orientation as metadata, it's up to software to actually rotate them.

Need to rotate it in an app that actually changes the arrangement of pixels rather than just changing that metadata tag like most photo apps do

>>25795690
Wtf is this situation where anyone but you controls the heating? Just get an exclusive rent place and pay your own fucking bill. If he wants you to give a fuck about your gas/elec usage he should get you to pay for it. Why the hell shouldn't you use a heater?

>>25795295
Tell your niggardly landlord to claim for his Winter Fuel Allowance

>>25795700
Still none of his business, rent should reflect what the bills will cost. Can't offer something like that then whinge when people actually use it

>>25795543
>>25795594
Okay gunna play some OOT

Official things I need to do

>get Mirror Shield
>finish Spirit Temple
>get biggest bomb bag
>finish collecting final heart pieces (got 15 hearts so far)
>get last Skully Tullys (only got 52 so far I played without a guide so have ended up missing loads)
>get golden gauntlets
>get reinforced health
>get light arrows
>kill Gannon

Then I will have 100%'d it yay

Lads I have all the symptoms of a peptic ulcer. Think I'm gonna die.

>>25795758
go to a doctor then

>>25795758
no its defiantly cancer

>>25795758
Calm down malcom

>>25795758
Sure it's not just indigestion mate

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>>25795758
You have a Pepetic ulcer lmao

>>25795485

-20

>>25795662

A psychologist once said I have that disorder no joke.

>>25795772
Will do

>>25795780
Could be desu

>>25795795
Nah I've had a stabbing pain in my duodenum for months, my stomach's gotten really fucking bloated too in relation to the rest of my body.

Been to the doctors a few times over it but they just give me a blood test or dismiss me as mental. I've probably visited 6 times over the past few months and they don't want to know. Just more and more blood tests looking for the same things.

>>25795826
I went to a psychologist once and they told me I was a high functioning sociopath, no joke

>>25795847

Sounds appendicitis desu lad

>>25795349
>hell I have a big 18 inch blade fan blowing on me 24/7.
>I can't sleep without it.
I know this feel lad. I've had migraines since I was a kid and can't sleep without my fan now either.

Last time I had to try was a work conference, I ended up putting the room air conditioning down as low as it went but still it didn't work. I think the white noise is probably as necessary as the coldness now.

I'm sat in a room of hipsters listening to surf rock pls send help

>>25795876
Migraines suck. My mum used to suffer with them when she was my age but thankfully I seem to have avoided them.

Only had a couple in my life. Dodged a bullet.

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>>25795860

Well I had been seeing the guy for over 6 months without any result.

He told me I didn't have autism but another psychiatrist I have been seeing recently tells me I probably do.

I meant I saw a psychiatrist in my last post not psychologist by the by.

>>25795868
He'd be dead if he had appendicitis for 2 months without treatment

>>25794113
I've just got back from London. I went out for my mate's birthday. Didn't realise it was going to be just him and his girlfriend. It was OK though. Going to Spain in the summer.

>>25795944
Sorry you had to play gooseberry

>>25795860
I have all the 'symptoms' and traits of a sociopath. I thought I might be an ass burger or autistic but I'm way too social for either of those, though I much rather prefer being alone.

>inb4 edgy

>>25795900
Sounds like your mum dodged a bullet not getting them as an adult too

>tfw my GP told me they would have stopped by now if they were ever going to

>>25795944
>Going to Spain in the summer
Will you be a third wheel on your mate's holiday too? Has he confessed his gay love for you yet, or is he saving that for Madrid?

>>25795981
I get about one every year or so. Vision goes all shimmery that's how I know it's starting. I take a couple of Nurofen Pluses close the curtains and go to sleep for 2 hours.

>>25795981
Yeah. She's 46 and hasn't had a bout for about 15 years.

I shower twice a day and still stink of BO

What the fuck

>>25795204
she has a bf. or did last time she spoke.

>>25794976
I used to be a vindaloo nut but the older ive got the more I want to enjoy the flavour.
so they confirmed a vindaloo is just the madras with more chillies/powder.

>>25795690
>>25795700
Bills are included. And it's only 400 pounds a month, which is already less than I'd be paying for rent alone somewhere else.
Shame it's a bit of a shithole though. The kitchen window has a massive hole in it, and the bathroom one doesn't close properly.

>>25795733
>told him I only used it when it was very cold
>it's always very cold, so I keep it on for hours

>>25795743
Are you going to look for skullys by yourself? Because you'd probably get sick of it by the time you've got to 80/100.
I love the game, but I've played it so many times that I'm bored of it. I wish someone could wipe my memory of it, so I could experience it again. Same with MM.
Also make sure you get Nayru's Love. I had no idea where it was for years.

>>25796026
Get some better antiperspirant, you may need one from the pharmacy.

What are you having for dinner? I've got a bowl of Tesco Microwavable Basmati Rice with a tin of red kidney beans

>>25794668
I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Amsterdam. Some people take the piss but it gave me a lot of confidence and I've had sex with over TWO "real" girls since.

>>25796050
> Bills are included
Just saying lad he can't say bills are included then whinge when you use the included bills.

Never lived a bills included place so not sure what the contracts look like

>>25796069
It's saturday lad, that means it's takeaway leftover night

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IT'S SNOWING BOYS!

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>>25796122
It isn't here. ;-;

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top bantz from jezza ladz

>>25796026
use Driclor roll on, google it
you will never smell of bo again
thank me later

>>25796026
I don't really sweat but I do get smelly pits when working if I don't use anti perspirant.

Ignore all of those name brand bollocks, like right guard and lynx that claim to be 24-48 hour protection.

try this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Perspi-Guard-Antiperspirant-Treatment-50ml/dp/B004803YDI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1452973803&sr=8-2&keywords=anti+perspirant+for+men

I use probably twice A WEEK and don't sweat a drop. don't get the mist in your mouth though. Not nice.

>>25796109
Oh yeah, I still use the heater. It's not like he'll really know unless I keep it on 24/7 anyway.

>not sure what the contracts look like
It's literally just a single page, printed word document. He owns the pub downstairs as well, and given how much the rent is I get the impression that he doesn't really give a shit about the flats upstairs and is just glad to be getting a bit of money out of them.
If he ever ups the price or wants money for bills, I'll probably move out, or at least threaten to.

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Why does Youtube look like this for me?

>>25795975
>>25795993
They actually wanted me to sleep in their room as well. I'm going to Spain with different people.

>>25796074
Hmm nice. I've heard popping your cherry with a prostitute can make you better at getting normal women. I'm definitely considering it myself, but if I feel too nervous about it I might just pay for a blowie since I've never had one.

>>25796069
Indian due to be delivered in 16 minutes.

>>25796050
>Also make sure you get Nayru's Love.

Alright got it bro

Right, have you ever had a glitch where your Mirror Shield disappears? I hadn't played in about 4 months when I started I was surprised to see I hadn't got the mirror shield yet because I remembered getting it. None the less I went to the chest where it is and the chest was open but I have no mirror shield. What the fuck? If this glitch ruins my 100% run...

>>25796244
Reload it lad.

>>25796244
That happens to me when my internet is being shitty. I also have really low memory on my PC so maybe it's that.

>>25796265
Maybe it was eaten by those worm type things

>>25796258
She was really fit, used to fucking drunk tourists and wasn't going to tell anyone how shit I was. Me and my mates must have looked like complete mongs afterwards, high fiving and shit.

>>25795654
>implying loneliness isn't the main thing holding the board together

>>25795672
This is true. I get on great with people at work, but I don't know how I would move from that to doing things outside of work/work socials.
Also making male friends is shit. You have to walk a tightrope of not coming on too strong and them getting the wrong idea and thinking you're gay or something. For some reason, most of my friends are female, and I think I need more male ones to balance it out.

>>25796265
Probably eaten by Like-Likes, like >>25796286 said.
No idea where it would be now though, I assume you can't permanently lose it. Was it gone when you started playing today?

Just waiting for the weed to turn up desu

>qt20year old gamer girl whos super super shy invites me to skype with her
>accepted my add
>gonna call her now
>fucking nervous as shit

mates how the FUCK do I calm down?

It's like, anything phone or computer related freaks the fuck outa me, I can handle interviews and picking up chicks in the club fine but if it's a phone or skype interaction I fucking go spastic.

My mate asked if I wanted to do some really pure coke tonight, never done coke before. What am I in for?

>>25796368
>mates how the FUCK do I calm down?
tactical wank

drive is on at 9:30 on BBC 3 lads

>>25796286
>>25796317
Nevermind guys. I got confused. In Master Quest I guess you get the Mirror Shield out on the ledge as a kid but it is different in the original. Last time I played this temple was on MQ so I remembered it that way, so when I was the empty chest and saw I had no Mirror Shield I was confused. Gotta get it elsewhere is all.

>>25796368
Just B E E yourself anon
E
E

>>25796294
>wasn't going to tell anyone how shit I was
Well she might've told her colleagues, but at least you'd never know.
>Me and my mates must have looked like complete mongs afterwards, high fiving and shit
Well that's the spirit of it I suppose, you can't really feel any shame since almost every other person there is going there for paid sex. It's just pissing in a sea of piss really

>>25796382
A sugar rush, might feel a bit tired later.

>>25796382
>some really pure coke tonight
unless you're going to a third world country then hes pulling your pisser and its likely just pub grub

>>25793382

Does anyone else here just do laps of Coventry ring road from time to time?

>>25796403

That's hwy I'm freakin out to begin with DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND MY POST

>>25796400
>Master Quest
I'd forgotten that existed. It was pretty good, although cows in walls that are also switches was a bit weird.

>>25796368
Try hanging yourself on camera and traumatizing her for life.

What's a good porn site?

Pornhub is getting old. I've seen all the best shit on there.

Sent off the gmail phishing email

Had to trim down on the details to get it past the SPAM filter but it looks very convincing

Even have "google" in the name field

>>25796405
>A sugar rush
youve never done coke i take it

>>25796382
For me the buzz wears off before I stop feeling wired. I was up until 3am yesterday but I was just pissed by that point, not buzzing. Might be because I rarely ever do coke these days though. You'll probably be chatting shit for at least an hour or two.

>>25796368
Fucking hell

We're more normie than /brit/

>>25796440
tubegalore lad

>>25796368
>super super shy invites me to skype with her

super super shy people don't do that

She's probably another "le social anxiety gamer gurl" whore

>>25796462
>Can't recognise trolls
Step up sempai

>>25796427
In all seriousness take a bath/shower then fap. Ultimate stress reliefe. Plus make yourself a cuppa.

>>25796440
I like Mother less but I am into all that amateur stuff

ffs where did 8pm come from

Who /thirdwheel/ tonight?

>>>/tv/64958646
>>>/tv/64958646
>>>/tv/64958646

Just fyi, Take Me Out is on

>>25796440

empornium

>streaming your pr0n rather than archiving it forever

anon pls

>>25796534
That was more than 6 hours ago mate

>>25796518
Permanent unicycle here.

>>25796518
I was yesterday. See:
>>25795944
>>25796248

>>25796518

I don't have anyone to be a third wheel with.

>tfw eternal unicycle

>>25796541
Don't know how people can risk losing such great videos, gotta torrent and archive that shit

>>25796534
>>25796396
It's MMXVI, why are you still watching live television?

My curry is officially three minutes late lads. I can't fucking deal with this right now.

>>25796560
I Don't know why I even bother getting in situations like this. Anytime, anyplace with anyone, I am wheel no.3

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>>25796592
cucklife nigga

>>25796592
Would you rather be wheel no. 17? Be honest

>>25796541
This shit isn't viable without fiber.

>yeah I think I'll want to wank to this video in 6 hours

who /SoBoredTheseDaysI'mGettingDepressedOverIt/ here

>>25796564
>>25796563
>>25796560
>tfw was once the seventh wheel back in year 7
>ordered coffee to impress people
>didn't like it
>that was my weekends pocket money
I cringe each time i remember that.

>>25796611
I don't know what you mean. I don't mean I'm with two other people, I mean I am left out with any group I'm with

>>25796617
If you are constantly bored with everything you are not getting depressed, you are depressed already

>>25796619
Heaven
>tfw foxgirls will never be real in your lifetime
I'm not even a furfag I just like the porn.

>>25796651
Oh right what I meant was would you rather be the third wheel in a group of three or an ignored person in a much larger group?

>>25796652
maybe, I've always been melancholy but I've never really felt crippling depression. What do I do to find enjoyment time just goes so slowly

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>>25796619
The point of furry is to indulge in your homosexual fantasies without actually sticking your dick up a guys shitter

>>25796657
Literally makes you a furry

>>25796657
>I'm not even a furfag I just like the porn.
IN DE NILE
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>>25796678
Except you answered that question already so never mind, sorry.

>>25796678
Well I have two friends and I'm third wheel to them. Whenever I hang out with other people I am the extra wheel. Both are equally damaging

Lads whose your britfeel otp?

Mine is pakiboo x pakis out

Fast anon x diabetes anon is good too

>>25796743

BritnormiexPoleaboo would be kawaii desu

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>tfw started thinking it was sunday

>>25796440
Poleaboo recommends femdomcult but he thinks it's closed for registrations right now

>>25796694
>>25796688
I regularly spam furry threads with yiff in hell. If i ever met a furry in real life I would go fucking ballistic. These groups of degenerates make me sick. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy their porn though.
>liking furry porn makes me a furry
>liking art makes me an artist
>liking waffles makes me a waffle iron

>>25796815
Is your name R. Kelly because you are IN THE CLOSED
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>>25796815
Sound like closet homosexuals who kick the shit out of homosexuals

>>25796849
That's exactly what I thought too

>>25796683
The best way to not be bored is to continually distract yourself from your problems

Go watch every episode of MST3k. That's 196 movies I bet you've never seen, and most of them are on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUVZ2TJQeok

>>25796614
I got VM SuperFibre70

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>>25796849
>>25796834
Believe what you will. It doesn't change the fact that I'm not a furry. i guess it is futile attempting to change your opinion so I won't bother.

>>25796895
The router is like a bloody christmas tree

>>25796143
Hahaha
Busted, no-one like prawn cocktail crisps

>>25796914
>wanks off to furry
>not a furry

yiff in hell furfag

>just realised I've got a pretty big dick
>didn't realise 2 years ago when trying to fuck girl and regular johnny wouldn't even go over the tip

Feels good. Need to use it more though...

>>25796956
Prawn Cocktail & Cheese and Onion are the best crisps.

Preferably Walkers, mixed up in a big bowl.

>>25797062
Only because they give an excuse to drink more to get rid of the taste

>>25796611
> wheel no. 17
Seen that happen in real life
Some girl i worked with who used tinder invited 8 guys to a work leaving do, first one she showed up with she told him "Don't mention we're sleeping together to XXXX, I want to get tickets to this gig off him", she literally had men orbiting her all night.

Not even attractive either, she's sorta short+dumpy but with big tits

>>25797062
My favourite crisps are Frazzles
I suppose they're not really crisps though

>>25797062
Ready Salted

>>25797152
I feed my cat Frazzles

Poleaboo is really looking forward to tomorrow

Tomorrow is going to be the day

Just back from running in the snow lads, feels invigorating TBQH. One out of a group of chavs threw a snowball but none of them had the balls to own up to it, called them a collective group of pussies and went on my way.

>>25797203
I don't get it, are you talking about someone else or yourself in the third person?

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ALL PAKIS COMMIT SUICIDE NOW AND GET OUT

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>competing in a halo 5 1v1 tournament right

>first round i win e Z p Z
>second round's against a pro
>if i win third round's against pro

yelp

looks like i'm gonna get beaten live on stream with 100's of people watching

FFS

>>25797250
Surely you must be pretty good if you're in the tournament though?

I wish I had an xbox 1, and halo 5. Doesn't seem worth it without a decent internet connection though.

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Reckon it's time you posted waifus desu lads

>>25797284
>I wish I had an xbox 1
Me too lad. There's so many great games with no backwards compatibility

>Voodoo Vince
>Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee
>Stubbs the Zombie

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>>25797344
Nothing better than a thick asian girl cosplaying air gear.

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>>25797284
I'm ranked 4th best in the U.K. if that counts for anything

my connections 3 up and 1 down and i never get lag or laggy games thanks to halo 5 having dedicated servers

get on it senpai!

>>25797357
Literally just for halo desu
No idea what else there is for it

>>25797359
Didn't she get banned from cons for stinking out the place?

>>25797380
You don't need it for Halo though lad, they released Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary which is a HD remake of the original for the 360 (you can even switch between the HD and original graphics in-game), and Halo 2 works on a 360 on its own.

>>25797395
tuna melt is the phrase that was thrown around

Need some advice britfriends.

I have a 2:2 Bsc Computing and a few years of industry experience as a software engineer. Looking to study a masters in computing but not sure where to go. I want to go somewhere decent like Imperial but they mostly have a 2:1 minimum entry.

Any ideas where I could apply?

>>25797359

I wish to take her as my wife and impregnate her.

>>25795531

i'm a uni student so at the campus, m8

>>25797357

I never played those three. I've been thinking for a long time I should just buy old Xbox games on the cheap and play those, instead of brand new ones for my computer.

Oh well, Brain told me I have to read more books so I can speak good and smart look. Fucking Brain.

>>25795261
look up burpees and do 20 of them in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk

Where did America go so wrong? Consumerism... consumed their culture.

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>>25797471
oh and content for your trouble

>>25797483
>>25797471
Fuck off, Normie's

Not the place for you

>>25797357
Munch is on Steam

>>25797531
>tattoos
>lop-sided breasts

who told her posing nude was a good idea?

>>25797471
>2:2
how the hell do you manage to score less than 60% overall!?

>>25797152
I'm not sure if you knew but they're not halal.

>>25797553
>lop-sided breasts
Announcing to the world you've never seen a pair of actual titties.
Hello virgin

>>25797515
I feel a bit bad judging these people. Those parents have seriously fucked their lives up

But then again... it's their own retarded fault for having children.

His brother looks a bit autistic as well. Her eggs must be rotten as fuck.

>>25797562
It's called enjoying university.

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>>25797562
I once got exactly 40% for an essay

>>25797471
>2:2

As my old bio teacher used to say, you should've stayed in bed.

>>25797562
>another normie
Just fuck off

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Are you desperate enough to fuck this girl?

>>25797606
jokes, but this guy is totally right >>25797599

>>25797599
Holy shit I fucking hated people like that at uni, out on the piss every fucking night with the #LADS.

Biggest cunts going.

"Haha 9am lecture, not happening m8 think I've been to like 2 this year haha.

>>25797591
>all women have asymmetric tits
Hello virgin.

>>25797621
>dat tit to hip ratio

Shes basically my ideal woman. Like a sexy lollipop.

>>25797608
The experience makes him better than someone with a first

>>25797543
So was Stubbs, but neither of them work according to the reviews and forums so I don't really count them.

They also claim Munch is backwards compatible with the 360 but mine always crashed during the first level.

>>25797644
>Implying that was the message of my post
Hello virgin.

>>25797645
Are you serious. LOOK AT HER ASS, OR LACK OF!

>>25797642
>you need to get the real yooni experience

Fuck those cunts. I'm glad tuition fees are so hard for these retards

>>25797649
Not if that bloke with a first also has experience.

>>25797667
I know, it's so rare to find a girl with great tits but still slim enough that she doesn't have a disgusting, wrinkly fat arse.

Love of my life.

>>25797660
>implying symmetric breasts aren't preferable in women and more common
Hello virgin.

>>25797679
>>25797642
haha yeah

We're all normies

#banter
#uniLYF

>>25797684
You do realise her tits will be padded to fuck. The most definitely has itty bitty titties as well as a non-existent ass.

>wrinkly fat arse

Hello virgin

I think men may be more to your taste.