pakiboo poem out now edition
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
Let's look at your post shall we?
>most people are Indian or Chinese
The only context is the post you reply to which expresses the desire to be human. There are no other conditions, no limits on countries.
You believe a majority of humans to be Indian or Chinese. This is wrong. I have explained this time and time again and will continue to explain until you understand.
I collected and annotated some britfeel data for you anons.
I hope you like it.
I mean, it's sort of cool to see but there's nothing there that I wouldn't have expected considering times of the day/thread limit etc.
Nothing of particular interest or note there. Data is only really interesting if something unexpected comes up.
This is not the same as the statement you made. You claimed that most were Indian or Chinese. Most, in fact, are not.
I guarantee you that fewer than half of the births in the last 24 hours were from India or China. You are more likely to be born outside of India or China.
Poleaboo's parents came from Pakistan
They arrived to England in the back of a van
Every Sunday they'd eat curry
with nan bread
They had a son named Poleaboo
But now they wish that he was dead
His father said 'Poleaboo you need to get a job'
His mother said 'Poleaboo don't be a slob'
Poleaboo just looks back at them and sighs
he heads upstairs
And sniffs his sister's tights
He'll piss in your milk
He'll watch you while you poo
He'd probably roofie your sister too
They call him Poleaboo
He is a scary man
Take him back to Pakistan in the van!
Any other country is indeed the option. Let me remind you that you claimed most people are from India or China. The truth is, most people are not from India or China.
>most people are Indian or Chinese
>most people are not Indian or Chinese
Which is true? Only one can be true as they directly contradict each other.
>Any other country is indeed the option
It is not, you can't be nationless, and if you are you are a tiny tiny tiny percentage of the world population, which is definitely not higher than the chances of being born in China or India or the Indian and Chinese populations.
That is all I am going to say, refute it if you can (you can't) I've had enough of you.
>mfw police helicopter out in my neighbourhood hunting the chavs
I've refuted it numerous times. You are simply unable to admit you were wrong.
You believe "most people are Indian or Chinese", those were your exact words. It's not true, please don't pretend that it is.
This was my final post on the matter.
np m9 I just wish I had some better ideas about how to analyse the data.
At some point I will develop a way to plot the interrelations between each post in terms of who replies to whom, but that will be a pain to make a graphical output for.
When I was younger ginger people used to remind me of Heinz tinned spaghetti.
So you allow someone else to clean up your mess?
You really are a pitiable fellow.
This has been very amusing, you will be remebered the anon who believed most people come from China or India and we will laugh about you for many threads to come.
I've been eating microwave food directly from the plastic trays most days for about 5 years anon, I suspect the damage is already done.
Any trips planned anywhere lads? Might be going to Amsterdam in February for the second time. It's breddy comfy desu, although I'm staying away from Space Cakes this time. Might get a blowie from a prozzie if I'm feeling brave.
Does this Anon really want to save himself though?
whats the wildest shit you've ever witnessed at a house party /britbros/?
>mfw someone got shot
and yes this is in fucking england
saturday night /brit/ stream
top fucking kek
i spitroasted a fat bird in a field before
also, i witnessed a guy passed out getting pissed on and then robbed which was pretty funny. i'm sure the guy browses reddit, not even kidding
Nice, enjoy. Going with some of my mates. Saw most of the major sights last time so we might not do as much sightseeing. Gonna smoke and stuff, see if we can smoke a bong as we couldn't find one last time. I have a small list of coffeeshops I wanna try out, so hopefully we'll go by that. Might stay in a hostel as we stayed in a hotel last time. Might try and get a friend to fuck a hooker
he's not a virgin, and maybe fuck one myself to lose my virginity. One of my friends is a planespotter , so we'll spend a while with him while he takes photos around Schiphol Airport.
Wasn't a party I went to but apparently a guy and a girl were naked and drunkenly fucking in the host's sister's bed. The host was understandably pissed about this, so him and a few others burst into the room and covered the two of them with squirty shaving cream while blowing some loud train whistle. The guy then got angry and tried to punch somebody with his erect dong still out, but got a door kicked in his face and split his lip. Somebody took a video of it, it was fucking hilarious. I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life.
I don't have the video though, and I think I'd be done for having CP since the girl was 17 at the time.
It happens to us all mate, 3 months is a decent amount so good job. Next it'll be four months.
Anybody exercise frequently but drink alcohol at weekend? I've been running and lifting since the end of last year and been sober for 21 days, but I am really fucking struggling with the sobriety given that I have nothing to look forward to in life. All I want to do now is go for a run then drink vodka and order a curry. What do lads?
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>tfw another vindaloo poo
I'm a jalfrezi guy but it's always expensive from takeaways, I'll try a madras but I do like my chillies just not red ring of death
Yeah, doesn't really effect me too much, slows muscle growth as it inhibits protein synthesis but unless you plan on becoming a body builder or some shit it doesn't really matter, still gotta enjoy life mate
Madras is the cutoff line m8, anything stronger is just a one way ticket on the pain train.
Prefer to stay chill with the Bhuna/Balti myself.
>friends only contact me if they're organising a rare group event, never on my own
>don't want to keep pestering them to do something, when they've said they're 'busy'
>never see any of them at weekends because of this
>have always made an effort to be a good friend, remembering what's going on in their life and asking about it, etc
>friends always choose other people first - people who they've fallen out with plenty of times, and who they haven't known nearly as long
>if it comes to it, I can leave a friend group easily, because they won't bother trying to contact me
>tfw no impact on peoples lives
>tfw have never felt able to be honest about my interests with my friends or anyone, because I feel they'd judge me for them (was always made to feel guilty for enjoying vidya as a child by my parents, maybe it comes from that)
>tfw normie advice of "get new friends that like you for you" wouldn't work because I'm terrible at making new friends, so I cling to people who semi-accept me
>get on with flatmate quite well
>try talking to him about more than just surface-level stuff
>it's quite clear he doesn't care
>he's a few inches taller than me (I'm 5'11"), more attractive than me, has a better personality, and a much better paying job, which he got within a week of moving here
>he started using tinder last friday and had a date this tuesday
>I've been using it since october and I only get replies from half my matches, and those are just dull conversations
>never had a date
>starting to get paranoid that if I ever did start dating a girl, I'd get cucked by him
>tfw growing frustration at how easily he gets things that I work hard for and often don't even get
>tfw growing sense of loneliness, frustration, and depression, and no idea how to change it
>tfw never do anything at the weekends
>tfw the image of your 20s being full of going out with friends has turned out to be completely unrealistic
>tfw also getting fat
Sorry for blogposting, needed to vent
During year 11 was at a house party in this shit council estate. A bunch of local chav lads turn up and one of their gfs was in the party so let them in. There was like 30 of them making in total about 70 people in this house.
One of the chav lads starts trying to get on this girl but she has a bf so she tells him to do one. He pours a beer over her head so then she goes to get her bf. It was winter I remember it was all snowing outside. The chavs make a big circle in the snow and the chav lad fights the bf, the chav lad got knocked out cold in one punch all his mates were laughing at him and giving the girl's bf respect.
Then someone pulled a knife out and shit started getting cray. This Mauritian kiddie was upstairs in the bathroom taking a shit or something when some of the chavs asked to let them in the bathroom, he thought they were trying to stab him so next thing you see is the bathroom window open and this 6;2 Mauritanian kiddie comes flying out. Lands feet first on the concrete and walks off.
Then the rozzers showed up and started nicking people so I had to throw my weed away but they ended up just letting me walk off so I wasted my weed for nothing.
Another time I saw these two robot tier dudes having a fourway with these two tumbler tier fat girls. That was bad on my eyes.
Will you see this? Do you still think of me? I think of you... I think of her...
How are you cold? I have my computer on and the heating is off and I'm fine, hell I have a big 18 inch blade fan blowing on me 24/7.
I can't sleep without it.
Well I do have two computers in my room but whatever.
You remind me of those teenagers you see going outside in the snow wearing a t-shirt, shorts and sandals.
You just know they're an obnoxious prick, trying to prove something. There's no reason for someone to wake up and CHOOSE shorts on a winter day.
Yeah mate really trying to prove something sat on my own posting on an anonymous forum on a saturday night, and no one goes out in the snow wearing t-shirt shirts and sandals you over exaggerating little prick, I've been dressed like this since I got out of bed
Happened a few years ago but guy was inhaling aerosols in another room, we thought he passed out so did immature shit to him but it turned out his heart stopped, girl screamed and tried call an ambulance while drunk, he was carted away while the neighbours gathered to see what happened and the guy who hosted the party got in deep shit by his parents for.
He was a massive cunt so I didn't really feel bad that it happened, he even guilt tripped girls into doing it with him.
How much money would you have to be given to suck a cock and let him cum in your mouth?
I'm talking an attractive 21 year old guy who is clean and fairly fit.
Myself probably about 10 grand. 100 grand if they wanna film it and put it on the internet.
Calm down m8, I didn't mean you were trying to prove something, those kids are just what entered my mind when I saw your post.
I see them every time it snows. Saw a guy on a skateboard wearing shorts and a t-shirt yesterday at like 7, when it was about 2 degrees outside.
Finished work, time to chill out.
Try uploading the right way this time you cunt of an image.
not a house party
>still had friends so went out
>random girl starts talking to me "Do I know you? Did you go to my school? I've a potato in my pants"
>lifts her skirt and she has a huge potato in the front her lacey underwear
Was pretty surreal, I'd never seen a girls underwear before either so it was
>get new friends that like you for you
Probably the hardest fucking challenge there is as an adult. Impossible to force, just have to wait for people to wander into your life and hope you get on.
It's not like there is fucking tinder for friends or anything.
>Why does it appear in my pictures as the right way up but uploads horizontally??
Modern cameras store the orientation as metadata, it's up to software to actually rotate them.
Need to rotate it in an app that actually changes the arrangement of pixels rather than just changing that metadata tag like most photo apps do
Wtf is this situation where anyone but you controls the heating? Just get an exclusive rent place and pay your own fucking bill. If he wants you to give a fuck about your gas/elec usage he should get you to pay for it. Why the hell shouldn't you use a heater?
Okay gunna play some OOT
Official things I need to do
>get Mirror Shield
>finish Spirit Temple
>get biggest bomb bag
>finish collecting final heart pieces (got 15 hearts so far)
>get last Skully Tullys (only got 52 so far I played without a guide so have ended up missing loads)
>get golden gauntlets
>get reinforced health
>get light arrows
Then I will have 100%'d it yay
Could be desu
Nah I've had a stabbing pain in my duodenum for months, my stomach's gotten really fucking bloated too in relation to the rest of my body.
Been to the doctors a few times over it but they just give me a blood test or dismiss me as mental. I've probably visited 6 times over the past few months and they don't want to know. Just more and more blood tests looking for the same things.
>hell I have a big 18 inch blade fan blowing on me 24/7.
>I can't sleep without it.
I know this feel lad. I've had migraines since I was a kid and can't sleep without my fan now either.
Last time I had to try was a work conference, I ended up putting the room air conditioning down as low as it went but still it didn't work. I think the white noise is probably as necessary as the coldness now.
Well I had been seeing the guy for over 6 months without any result.
He told me I didn't have autism but another psychiatrist I have been seeing recently tells me I probably do.
I meant I saw a psychiatrist in my last post not psychologist by the by.
I have all the 'symptoms' and traits of a sociopath. I thought I might be an ass burger or autistic but I'm way too social for either of those, though I much rather prefer being alone.
she has a bf. or did last time she spoke.
I used to be a vindaloo nut but the older ive got the more I want to enjoy the flavour.
so they confirmed a vindaloo is just the madras with more chillies/powder.
Bills are included. And it's only 400 pounds a month, which is already less than I'd be paying for rent alone somewhere else.
Shame it's a bit of a shithole though. The kitchen window has a massive hole in it, and the bathroom one doesn't close properly.
>told him I only used it when it was very cold
>it's always very cold, so I keep it on for hours
Are you going to look for skullys by yourself? Because you'd probably get sick of it by the time you've got to 80/100.
I love the game, but I've played it so many times that I'm bored of it. I wish someone could wipe my memory of it, so I could experience it again. Same with MM.
Also make sure you get Nayru's Love. I had no idea where it was for years.
> Bills are included
Just saying lad he can't say bills are included then whinge when you use the included bills.
Never lived a bills included place so not sure what the contracts look like
I don't really sweat but I do get smelly pits when working if I don't use anti perspirant.
Ignore all of those name brand bollocks, like right guard and lynx that claim to be 24-48 hour protection.
try this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Perspi-Guard-Antiperspirant-Treatment-50ml/dp/B004803YDI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1452973803&sr=8-2&keywords=anti+perspirant+for+men
I use probably twice A WEEK and don't sweat a drop. don't get the mist in your mouth though. Not nice.
Oh yeah, I still use the heater. It's not like he'll really know unless I keep it on 24/7 anyway.
>not sure what the contracts look like
It's literally just a single page, printed word document. He owns the pub downstairs as well, and given how much the rent is I get the impression that he doesn't really give a shit about the flats upstairs and is just glad to be getting a bit of money out of them.
If he ever ups the price or wants money for bills, I'll probably move out, or at least threaten to.
Hmm nice. I've heard popping your cherry with a prostitute can make you better at getting normal women. I'm definitely considering it myself, but if I feel too nervous about it I might just pay for a blowie since I've never had one.
>Also make sure you get Nayru's Love.
Alright got it bro
Right, have you ever had a glitch where your Mirror Shield disappears? I hadn't played in about 4 months when I started I was surprised to see I hadn't got the mirror shield yet because I remembered getting it. None the less I went to the chest where it is and the chest was open but I have no mirror shield. What the fuck? If this glitch ruins my 100% run...
She was really fit, used to fucking drunk tourists and wasn't going to tell anyone how shit I was. Me and my mates must have looked like complete mongs afterwards, high fiving and shit.
>implying loneliness isn't the main thing holding the board together
This is true. I get on great with people at work, but I don't know how I would move from that to doing things outside of work/work socials.
Also making male friends is shit. You have to walk a tightrope of not coming on too strong and them getting the wrong idea and thinking you're gay or something. For some reason, most of my friends are female, and I think I need more male ones to balance it out.
>qt20year old gamer girl whos super super shy invites me to skype with her
>accepted my add
>gonna call her now
>fucking nervous as shit
mates how the FUCK do I calm down?
It's like, anything phone or computer related freaks the fuck outa me, I can handle interviews and picking up chicks in the club fine but if it's a phone or skype interaction I fucking go spastic.
Nevermind guys. I got confused. In Master Quest I guess you get the Mirror Shield out on the ledge as a kid but it is different in the original. Last time I played this temple was on MQ so I remembered it that way, so when I was the empty chest and saw I had no Mirror Shield I was confused. Gotta get it elsewhere is all.
>wasn't going to tell anyone how shit I was
Well she might've told her colleagues, but at least you'd never know.
>Me and my mates must have looked like complete mongs afterwards, high fiving and shit
Well that's the spirit of it I suppose, you can't really feel any shame since almost every other person there is going there for paid sex. It's just pissing in a sea of piss really
For me the buzz wears off before I stop feeling wired. I was up until 3am yesterday but I was just pissed by that point, not buzzing. Might be because I rarely ever do coke these days though. You'll probably be chatting shit for at least an hour or two.
>tfw was once the seventh wheel back in year 7
>ordered coffee to impress people
>didn't like it
>that was my weekends pocket money
I cringe each time i remember that.
The point of furry is to indulge in your homosexual fantasies without actually sticking your dick up a guys shitter
Literally makes you a furry
I regularly spam furry threads with yiff in hell. If i ever met a furry in real life I would go fucking ballistic. These groups of degenerates make me sick. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy their porn though.
>liking furry porn makes me a furry
>liking art makes me an artist
>liking waffles makes me a waffle iron
The best way to not be bored is to continually distract yourself from your problems
Go watch every episode of MST3k. That's 196 movies I bet you've never seen, and most of them are on YouTube
Believe what you will. It doesn't change the fact that I'm not a furry. i guess it is futile attempting to change your opinion so I won't bother.
> wheel no. 17
Seen that happen in real life
Some girl i worked with who used tinder invited 8 guys to a work leaving do, first one she showed up with she told him "Don't mention we're sleeping together to XXXX, I want to get tickets to this gig off him", she literally had men orbiting her all night.
Not even attractive either, she's sorta short+dumpy but with big tits
Just back from running in the snow lads, feels invigorating TBQH. One out of a group of chavs threw a snowball but none of them had the balls to own up to it, called them a collective group of pussies and went on my way.
ALL PAKIS COMMIT SUICIDE NOW AND GET OUT
>competing in a halo 5 1v1 tournament right
>first round i win e Z p Z
>second round's against a pro
>if i win third round's against pro
looks like i'm gonna get beaten live on stream with 100's of people watching
Nothing better than a thick asian girl cosplaying air gear.
I'm ranked 4th best in the U.K. if that counts for anything
my connections 3 up and 1 down and i never get lag or laggy games thanks to halo 5 having dedicated servers
get on it senpai!
You don't need it for Halo though lad, they released Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary which is a HD remake of the original for the 360 (you can even switch between the HD and original graphics in-game), and Halo 2 works on a 360 on its own.
Need some advice britfriends.
I have a 2:2 Bsc Computing and a few years of industry experience as a software engineer. Looking to study a masters in computing but not sure where to go. I want to go somewhere decent like Imperial but they mostly have a 2:1 minimum entry.
Any ideas where I could apply?
I never played those three. I've been thinking for a long time I should just buy old Xbox games on the cheap and play those, instead of brand new ones for my computer.
Oh well, Brain told me I have to read more books so I can speak good and smart look. Fucking Brain.
oh and content for your trouble
I feel a bit bad judging these people. Those parents have seriously fucked their lives up
But then again... it's their own retarded fault for having children.
His brother looks a bit autistic as well. Her eggs must be rotten as fuck.
Holy shit I fucking hated people like that at uni, out on the piss every fucking night with the #LADS.
Biggest cunts going.
"Haha 9am lecture, not happening m8 think I've been to like 2 this year haha.
So was Stubbs, but neither of them work according to the reviews and forums so I don't really count them.
They also claim Munch is backwards compatible with the 360 but mine always crashed during the first level.
You do realise her tits will be padded to fuck. The most definitely has itty bitty titties as well as a non-existent ass.
>wrinkly fat arse
I think men may be more to your taste.
>Implying I Implied that. Implying I didn't Imply that the fact he/you expects all women to have symmetric breasts, makes it seem like he had never seen actual tits.
Have to admit I was a bit like that. Uni for me was more about getting out of my comfort zone and experiencing shit rather than studying.
Though it was more about weed, mex and shrooms than booze.
True I'm more attractive than a graduate with a first in the job market, but in the academic one? Likely not.
I despised people like you when I was in university. I was there enjoying what I studied and working my arse off to do well at it when some twat stinking of weed would stumble in 15 mins after a lecture started and interrupt everything because he was out having a "good time" instead.
>tfw also got a 2:2
>tfw it's completely useless
>the cut-off for 75% of grad schemes is a 2:1, and a lot of masters courses want a 2:1 as well
>people with 2:1s are also applying for the jobs that don't ask for a 2:1
>tfw the jobs you can apply (and be qualified) for don't even need a degree
Sure, a 2:2 is shit, but it shouldn't be as completely worthless as it is now. Must be even worse for people with a 3rd. I don't know how you could actually get that grade, I would have thought they would have just failed.
I worked and worked and got a first. Then I found employers care more about social skills and extra curricular activities. Now I'm in mid thirties and still haven't got a job. Education is worthless, forget it.
>you need a first
No you don't, it's literally the least important part of the specification
Your social skills etc are more important
>you need experience
That's literally every job, that's why you do internships if not placements
>>job says they operate equal opportunities
>you need to be non-white or disabled
Someone's mad about being unemployed and deflecting
>tfw no drugs
>tfw it's got to a point where you can't really enjoy yourself without being intoxicated in some way
I even get bored and go to the gym and do some cardio because I enjoy the feeling.
>Any degree is useless on its own, retard
I actually mean a 2.2 is LESS useful than no degree at all retard.
2.2 makes you look like a lazy imbecile. Any CVs I get with 2.2 just go straight on into the trash.
Really need a job.
I'm not afraid of doing the 9-5 grind. I did it for 8 years without thanks, it's nothing.
What I am afraid of is being interviewed, meeting new people in new places. I can't deal with that very well, infact it makes me retreat into benzo abuse and it usually takes a trip to A&E to snap me out of it.
But I need a fucking job, this isn't debatable.
I should stop being a fucking pussy and man up and deal with shit, like every other person on the fucking planet does.
>>you need experience
>That's literally every job, that's why you do internships if not placements
This isn't true at all. If you hadn't got a 2:3 or third or whatever has made you so bitter, you could have walked into a full time paid position too.
My input on this (I'm the 2:2er trying to do an msc) is that when I left uni it took me 6 months to get a job. It was hard as hell and I was lucky to find a really good guy who offered me a great job.
But when I left that 2 years later I found a job in 3 weeks. And this time people were coming to me I wasn't coming to them, they were all over me I had to start ignoring agents calls it got so bad. I ended up with 2 offers and haggled with both of them to improve their offers before choosing one.
tl;dr 2:2 does make it hard as a graduate but once you have experience it's fine
>tfw got a 2:2 and somehow got into a job by temping in a different department
>tfw they never asked for my grade at any point
>tfw they are now well aware that I can do the job, and firing me because their pre-employment checks show that I have a grade that they normally wouldn't accept would be clearly pointless
Keep trying lads. I found a 16k job as a Java developer 5 weeks after graduating, and my only experience was a 5 day mandatory work experience placement repairing computers I took in year 12.
>tfw told a placement I was after that I once worked where my Dad did for a summer
>tfw the bitch interviewing me said "hurr bring your kid to work day"
>tfw checked the other week on their company and they've shut down
I doubt anyone would care whether you got a 1:1 or 1:2, they'd both be good enough.
The 'fail' level being 40% means there isn't room for any differentiation with 3rds. And what difference does it make anyway
>tfw smoked weed all day every day and occasionally missed lectures
>do most of my assignment 24hours-1week before due date
>still managed to get a 2:1 in a pointless degree but 2k into an overdraft
>6 months later my bank is +500bongs
Being an idiot/lazy =/= having a good time
Also unifags out
Anyone seen that Shoenice guy on Youtube?
Can anyone who knows what they're talking about tell me how the fuck this guy is still alive? He slams big bottles of 80 proof booze on a regular basis. How is his liver not failing?
Not to mention all the stuff he eats.
>tl;dr 2:2 does make it hard as a graduate but once you have experience it's fine
Well that's obvious, once you have 1-2 years experience degrees no longer mean anything
Why would you still bother talking about your degree once you have experience?
Degrees are only important until you get experience
Well obviously, I'm talking about anons without experience.
Once you have 2+ years experience shove the degree right to the bottom of the CV and focus on that because it's worth way more
Why does he want to do a masters anyway? It'll be EVEN harder to get a job after that with no experience.
Unless he's doing it because he can't get a job now, in which case he needs to start applying outside his field and work up.
are you german ._.
lol pleb. i never said that I only listen to niggamusic. and how can you say mein neger to the m50x then? because they were pretty much designed to listen music like that. if i want to listen music with a large soundstage such as live recordings or music with a large amount of instruments i use my sennheiser HD558.
Tfw no matter how much you try you cant gain muscle and will never be attractive.
Coworker asked me if I watched anime today, I said yeah and she asked what kind of stuff I liked, I kind of went blank for a while but replied with 'stuff like K-On and Kiniro Mosaic', she laughed and said she likes stuff like Attack on Titan and Elfen Lied. I'm 100% sure she thinks I'm a pedo now
Make a fucking CV up then. I'm contracted site manager on 300 bongs a day and my first time managing a site I didn't have a clue, but I got the cert I needed (by law) and blagged my way in. You'll get a job if ye want one lad.
you might have a lower limit than some people but that you cant gain muscle sounds like BS. you might never be as strong as someone who has a twice as wide skeleton frame as you but you can gain mussle just like him. ur just more limited.
Say you were off working in some remote country. Google them and pick one you like the name off. Say you moved back because you wanted to be closer to your parents as they are getting older.
Sleep in till 11am
Eat toast or special k with red berry's at 11:30.
40 push up.
5:00pm, eat breaded chicken with mash and peas.
7:00pm, lift 10kg weights.
Do about 40 each arm, quick break, another 40. Another quick break, do 70.
(Don't know the right terms sorry)
About 9ish I usually eat a bag of crisps or an attack a snack or a bowl of special k.
Another 15 reps? 3 sets? With 10kg.
Not sure if this is what you meant, but IIRC for some accounting/finance masters courses you can get in based on experience in the field, rather than a degree. Presumably that's true of other areas as well.
That's bad, your bad!
That's not a routine. Doing what with weights? How many days a week? What sets/reps? What is your diet like?
You should read Starting Strength from front to back and do the whole program including nutrition. Trust me it does work though you may put on more weight than you intended.
Reps are way too high. You should be doing 5-10 reps to gain muscle. You need a proper routine, you won't get very far with just dumbbells.
With those reps you will just be more toned if nothing else. High weight, low reps to gain muscle.
Plus your diet is very important. You need to eat A LOT more. You could have a great routine but if you aren't eating enough, you won't gain muscle. simple as that.
2800 calories sounds good if you're skinny. Maybe more.
Sounds like you haven't really learned the movements (squat, bench, press, deadlift, powerclean) and you aren't doing linear progression.
With linear progression you should go up in weight at regular interval. You never stay on a weight like 10kg for any amount of time and you don't do the same weight for all your different exercises. You need to make yourself go up in weight regularly, say once a week or earlier on once per session, in order to lift more weight which promotes more muscle growth.
Your diet doesn't sound too bad but you could use some wholemilk and definitely should take whey protein and other supps.
And 6 days a week is too much. 3 days a week is enough, but you should be pushing yourself to your limit on those 3 days. Your muscles only grow when you're resting so you need a few rest days a week.
This is all covered in Starting Strength. Read it.
Say "Yeah but only for Hinata"
>You never stay on a weight like 10kg for any amount of time and you don't do the same weight for all your different exercises. You need to make yourself go up in weight regularly, say once a week or earlier on once per session, in order to lift more weight which promotes more muscle growth.
To explain this further, you need to understand basic biology. Your body is adaptive. It will adapt to any stress it undergoes so long as that stress is within your body's genetic potential and so long as the stress increase isn't so much that you're injuring yourself.
So, when you lift 10kg for a long time your body adapts to that amount of stress. And that's it. Lifting that same weight for the rest of your life won't increase your strength or your muscle size. You have to make your body adapt to greater levels of stress in order to increase strength.
>I CAN'T GAIN MUSCLE
>literally has no idea what he's doing
>thinks he can do a million reps and gain muscle without eating
>has obviously done no research at all
>would rather bitch and moan and have other people tell him what to do rather than man up and do something about it himself
here u go senpai
Dragons dogma is great btw, try it out
Nobody cares. I know 2 guys who go to the gym who are literally skeletor mode and yet they wear wife beaters and nobody bats and eye.
Of course, me telling you this isn't going to change anything and you will still be beta.
I don't call him anything because I honestly could not give a flying fuck about him. I wish he would fuck off and stop annoying me by being an attention-whoring, weird, little cunt.
>No they pretty much aren't
yes they are. they are unneutral headphones with a bass boost and lack soundstage. Now I'm not saying this is bad, the lack of soundstage is mostly due to their design (closed end). Hence they're designed to be used to listen simple music like most electronic music, pop music and hip hop. Yes I know they are advertised as "professional monitor headphones", but again, they aren't neutral enough for this. even in the price range there's better ones out there. and professionals would probably spend more money anyways to get proper equipment.
you can keep responding like a child or you can actually back up your claims with arguments.
>blocked my mums boyfriends xbox from the router
>he keeps turning his xbox on and off thinking it will work
>he phones xbox support
>they think its an issue with his console and ask him to send it to them
Fuck you Mike this is what you get for eating my coco pops
>uni starting on Monday
>literally can't get myself out of bed
>no social life
>endless cycle of uni work, deadlines, travel and emptiness
>looking for a purpose
>don't want to be a corporate monkey, hoping for a higher cause
>no higher causes, no jobs with a general purpose other then making money
>disillusioned, tired and generally disappointed with how everything turned out
Raising a watch to your eye line is more or less the exact same motion as taking a phone out of your pocket, except once a smart watch is within your view, you now have to take your phone out to do something about what you just read.
Wearable tech, not even once.
i dont know wtf you want nigga. i wanted some with a response like that to listen to electronic music and niggarap. for muh live recordings and classical music and orchestra and gay shit like that i use sennheiser HD 558, an open end headphone.
>Pussyniggas actin like they never had shit
If it was so good why did they stop producing it?
I didn't have robinsons but I had tango blood orange and it tasted like a cheap mass produced imitation of normal carbonated orange drink
>If it was so good why did they stop producing it?
Nobody knows. I fyou search engine it you just find people going "why did this disappear from the shelves??"
>I didn't have robinsons but I had tango blood orange and it tasted like a cheap mass produced imitation of normal carbonated orange drink
In this case the specific brand is important.
If I had wings like Noah's dove
I'd fly the river to the one I love
Fare thee well, my honey, fare thee well
Struggling to stay awake so may have to turn in soon.
Don't want to go to bed too early as I don't want to take up early. Anything before 11am is pointless. I don't want to sleep too much either as I hate that groggy, spaced out feeling when you sleep >10 hours.
I don't like commitments. I know you can drop out of Uni but I think getting halfway through then dropping out would put me into an even more negative mindset than I'm already in without that shit. It's bad enough I'm doing some shitty college course thats equivalent to A-levels (which i already have) but atleast I can drop out of this halfway through and get a qualification
I'm at uni now and I can confirm it's normies as far as you can see, and since it's not even a good uni they are all awful people to be around, not even anyone intelligent or cool
They are just like me except they enjoy being social
I drew a picture of Spiderman with that 99p Marvel draw thing. (I wanted it for the metal drawing ruler and pencil because those things are handy for measurements and shit)
He looks like he has a tumour in his right arm, and his legs are stumpy.
I clearly need to learn scaling and proportions. I'm always off on whatever I draw, whatever style/technique I use.
It takes me hours to do what many do in minutes perfectly. It pisses me off.
I remember I once spent hours doing basic pixel art for something that didn't even go anywhere and it looked like shit.
>tfw you could clearly improve at doing many things if you stuck to one activity at a time, but you suffer from that compulsion to jump between activities constantly that you can never focus, and just end up being shit at everything.
The other week i was collecting recipes and took up some cooking. Last week I was hacking my 3DSs and designed my own theme. This week I'm doing driving theory and drawing. What's next week? I fucking go drag the guitar back out and start practising again for like one week before I bury it again? I go write some shitty short story? Program some basic 'hello world' program then forget everything I learned the week after?
This is why I hate being me. I don't even know who I am or what i want 80% of the time. This is why I'm still living with my parents at 25 doing a shitty job with a degree that can't even get me out of this shit.
I'm a useless wishy washy jack of all trades mother fucker.
Sorry for the faggotry, but I needed to get the frustration off my chest.
Could be not cost effective, (or a sudden increase in production/supply cost could cause it to be cut), or a niche product that didn't push enough units to be a long-term viable product so didn't pass the inital run.
A lot of products disappear of the shelves for a while because of supply issues.
The store I work in constantly runs out of carriers and bags, and sometimes it can take months for a resupply.
>1 large mexican pizza
>1 cheesy garlic pizza bread
>7 brie wedges
>2 dips (garlic mayo and sour cream)
>2 cans of coke
>4 cans of Tyskie
delivered to my door all for 20 bongs by a nice Polish man
Time to get fat and drunk lads
I also did Geography, enjoy the fieldtrips. I lucked out with my housemates. One was pretty much like me and would have late night gaming sessions/supply runs and the others were friendly and always up for doing something.