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No normies allowed edition
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Running Man is on lads
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Porn ain't doing it for me anymore, what are my options?
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>>25801200
Escorts or getting a bf.

You can always move to more extreme porn
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>>25801200
More extreme porn
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Someone really needs to fucking sort out that shop in the middle.
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>>25801200
torture then murder
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>>25801143
What channel, lad?
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PAKIS OUT

This is an original comment.
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>>25801143
That's another Philip k dick adaptation right? I should get round to the book
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>>25801200
Hentai senpai
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Saw a bunch of foreign student girls being interviewed by the police in burger king today.

Apparently one got her shit wrecked by some guy who grabbed cash off her, threw it away, then slammed her into the ground and ran off.

They were all joking and making Harry Potter references about eating chocolate to recover, but then she took a turn for the worse and had to be taken away in an ambulance because of head injuries.
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>>25801228
Netflix+1
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how far is OP lad with the image?
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I feel i must remind you all, Never trust a taig
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>>25801228
>4

>>25801272
Stephen King I think. Well, his alternate pen name at least
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How do I reply to a comment in an old thread in this one?
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>>25801301
>Stephen King
trashed
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>>25801294
Could't do better than that? I am disappointed.
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Any of you lads want a snowball fight?
Bit shit throwing them at myself.
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>>25801304
double meme arrows and number
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>>25801318
It's classic 80s Arnie action movie. One of the best. Has even more quips than Commando
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>>25801352
do your hands get cold darling?
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>>25801361
I do like arnie movies, but if it was arnie plus the dickmaster then I would care
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>>25801160
Nowt wrong with immigrants who do good work, bloody love the turkish kebab places and off licences both open till 3am near me

>>25801185
>4 cans
>drunk
Jesus christ I wish, on my 4th now and not even feeling chilled yet
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>>25801352
Would if I could anon....
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>>25801294
Wrong thread mate
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Saturday night with nothing to do apart from eating and whatever shitty games my laptop can handle.
Is it too late to take some stimulants?
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>>25801533
It's always too late.
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Stealthy ISIS thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
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Alright lads what we up to?
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I've wasted another Saturday and now that I'm getting drunk I won't get anything done tomorrow except worry about work.
what the point anons?
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>>25801597
Just had a comfy walk in the snow to my chicken shop, pushed my way through some chavs with ket wigs then chatted with my m8 Mohammed about how much we fucking hate kids whilst he made me a FRESH chicken fillet (I have connections like that, he even gives me free chips sometimes)
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>>25801109
New OP image ain't doing it for me right now. Last one was busier and compact, and very comfy. This one is too spaced out, and not cold enough for the current season.
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>>25801564
why are these songs so chill
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>>>/fit/
http://youtu.be/MaVGlgOn1qI>Duck
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>>25801673
Wish I didn't live in a fucking shit hole because I'd love to take a little walk right now.
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>>25801698
How many handy wanks since Bowie m8?
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>>25801352

Owning a machine to make snowballs seems to me the very height of decadence.
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>>25801698
Why can't you take a walk?
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>>25801800
Because I'd likely get stabbed. Live on a typical council estate
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>>25801109
things the OP image needs

>some reference to bennies/ESA
>reference to tilde
>reference to angryanon

y/n lads?
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>tfw not sure if I want to have a fap

It's too early to go to bed but too late to do anything worthwhile. But I had a fap the day before yesterday. Literally don't know what to do desu
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>>25801200
Try talking dirty with girls you used to go to school with
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>bought stuff to cook dinner today
>roommates have a house party and didn't tell me
>tfw stuck in my room and havent eaten for a whole day waiting for them to leave

This is suffering
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>look outside and there's deep snow
I wouldn't have even noticed if it wasn't for anon
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Poleaboo is watching Dragons Den
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>>25801200

Have you considered autoerotic asphyxiation?

Cromulent dubs btw senpai
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>>25801918
>does the same

Holy shit, you're right

Curtains are permanently closed in my bedroom.
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Sub Zero boys!
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need a twink near to bristol 2bh
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>>25801698
>>>/p/refit<<<
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>>25801826
OK GUYS... LEAVE ME OUT.

AGAIN!
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>>25802020
but youre a nobody.
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well I was gonna sit down and watch a fucking film, only got a few left I aint seen and don't feel like watching any of them.

my Friday night was too much like Saturday night, now its the real Saturday im a bit lost.
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>>25801964
He was a real pain in the neck
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>>25801826
bennies/ESA
the other 2 are irrelevant imo
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What do you do if you get a job somewhere that's too far to commute to? As in I'd need to live away from home.
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>>25802182
you move lad
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>>25802190
What's the process for that? What kind of accommodation should I look for?
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>>25801813
So do I, when I go for a late night walk I feel like I own it

don't people recognise you, I mean at the least you could put on a mean face
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>>25802202
flatshare, studio or a one bed depending on what you can afford
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>>25801109
A move to ban child marriages in Pakistan has been withdrawn after meeting staunch resistance from a religious bidy, which branded to bill as "anti-Islamic"

Girls as young as 9yo were eligible for if "the signs of puberty are visible"

According to the Quran

>How long til they start protesting the same in western countries?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/bill-aiming-to-ban-child-marriages-shot-down-in-pakistan-as-anti-islamic-and-blasphemous-a6815576.html
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>>25802238
no more poo in the loo stuff please
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>>25802238
P A K I
A
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D
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S
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Anyone done hard drugs?

How do they compare to being drunk? The spinny head feeling and lack of awareness is awful so I hate being drunk.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0
What happened lads I thought chipmunk was shite
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Listening to peter hitchens lads feeling comfy and /moral/
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>>25802238
Might join a paki rape gang lads
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>>25802296
did cocaine a few times, didn't like it, would rather be drunk desu it's much more comfy and fun
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>>25802308
Can you explain the feeling a little?
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>>25801924
Poleaboo is inserting cucumbers into his anus
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>>25802321
makes you feel absolute confidence, basically turns you into a self absorbed cunt and makes you very chatty which just results in super important super intense conversations about either stupid shit or shit that is too intense to be talking about on a fun night.

it's not enjoyable.
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>normie
>been shitposting on 4chan since 2007

whatcha gonna do about it you underage shitbird?
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some stacey slag on soc

lisluc22 on skype..nrth ondon
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>>25802296
I opted for weed and cocaine since I hate alcohol, I will drink it to seem normal but I don't enjoy it at all
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la ilaha illa-llah, muhammadur-rasulu-llah
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Who /boredoutoftheirmind/ here?

>tfw the boredom-depression's come back
>tfw so little to do other than browse the internet and play vidya that it's getting to me mentally
>literally clicking from one tab (which I opened an hour ago) to the next, barely focusing on it
>occasionally sit with my head in my hands, and stare at the keyboard, and it's just as interesting as what I was doing before
>tfw vague thoughts of things I'd like to do float through my mind (joining a gym mostly), but I won't have the motivation or energy to follow through with them

>tfw stopped asking friends if they wanted to do something because they're always "busy"
>also didn't want to add to the list of unanswered messages on fb and through text
>they never ask if I want to do anything, obviously
>tfw they all have significant others to spend their weekends and evenings with, and I have no-one except a flatmate who doesn't give a shit about me, who I barely see anyway

Might as well kill myself.
The scales say I'm 1 stone heavier than last time I checked, before christmas. No idea if they're accurate, but shit, I need to actually move in some way.
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>>25802350

Whereabouts?

Tufnell Park here
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>>25802350
link her post
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>>25802321
It's all about how much you take, for me

a small amount - will make me more energetic and aware, but aware of useless bullshit like a light flickering

medium amount - like being drunk for me only I actually have control over my body, so better than being drunk in every way

large amount aka too much - literally start screaming like a football hooligan in peoples faces, friend ended up knocking me out, I thanked him for it the next day since I remembered everything
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>>25802377
Only time I've visited london I stayed with an internet friend there. Took me to... shit what was that burger place called again... the one that can fit like 5 people in it and it's got steel walls

Anyway, the onion fries. Literally the best thing I've ever tasted. The only thing I enjoyed about that London tbqh

/blogpost
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>>25802238
I've seen how they look at girls. It's pretty disgusting.
Had to stare one down when I saw him going to approach a couple of lasses waiting to get picked up outside the train station, he noticed me and did a funny turn as if he was going somewhere else and then returned to his car.
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>>25802296
I've done heroin, meth, and crack. It's very, very much different from drunk. Heroin is just like feeling perfect, meth is kind of rough and tweaky once you get past the amazing enlightened feeling euphoria, and crack is just crazy bursts of energy and good feeling.
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>>25802296
I've had lsd, coke,e, mdma, shrooms.

cokes shit, though it does give you a solid buzz and gets you chatty which helps

lsd is pretty good in my opinion, I've had some great trips but health conditions make it so I just have bad trips now and can't sleep for 30 hours .

though it did help my depression and anxiety for a few months

shrooms twice, i prefer it over lsd. more mellow, and shorter, and you can sleep it off

mdma/E was pretty amazing I felt pure joy for the first time in years and it was so weird breaking out of a feeling less shell
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>>25802413
When I see girls being harassed by creeps I just laugh and enjoy the show even though I have the power to stop it, not like they think any higher of me than they do him
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>>25802350
topkek

what have you got against this slag lad?

i'm curious
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Lads why am I having to do this when I make a google search?

Also earlier on I googled Taylor swift topless and had some warning police pop up...
Hoping that's just a virus.
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>>25802576
Using a proxy or VPN, making lots of searches in a small amount of time, using certain phrases which bots search for (occasionally get that when googling uncommon error messages generated by my webserver)

Or sharing an IP with someone making suspicious requests
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>>25802634
Must be that, I'm not using a proxy.
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Would anyone else fuck Susie Dent?
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>>25802413
You did the right thing. They have nothing but contempt towards white girls
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>>25802832
No lad, just you and Skeletor
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>>25802838
Just like /r9k/ then
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>>25802668
The post shows your are using a phone. the internet on phones are weird in that you may be sharing and IP address with someone else who could be a pedo or anything
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Anyone else get that moment when it's late at night, and your one or two actual friends have gone to bed and you realise you have no one else to message/text? Especially when there used to be loads of people?
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>>25802992
No because I have you lads.
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>>25802992
>one or two actual friends
having friends, fucking normie.
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>>25802832
Yes

Imagine her being all drunk and horny, coming out of her shell and giggling at the phallic innuendo of wine bottles
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>>25802992
try when they get kids and / or a SO
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>>25803039
Thats not comfy.

>>25803038

Thats how I ended up here desu. Get slghtly drunk and wallow in self loathing with ome shitposting.
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>>25802992
I don't have anyone all day, maybe you should fuck off
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>>25802992
Now imagine that being your entire life
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>have every console with a huge backlog due to wagecucking and no free time
>spending 1100 quid on a gaming PC at the end of the month
>tfw even more games to not play and add to backlog

I want one but wagecucking makes my only hobby so much worse. I just want to play all these games but when I get home I'm tired and all I wanna do is play something easy to jump into like CoD.
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Might learn spanish
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>>25803156

I'm a student and sadly aware that my future work will require me to give up vidya most likely, maybe hold on for the odd stupid game like CoD or fifa/madden etc
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>>25803314
You going to even use it on a regular (multiple times a week) basis?

Otherwise, don't bother, because you WILL forget everything you learn.
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>>25803094
Not him, but all my friends already seem to be acting like that. They're always constantly busy, and organising something has to be weeks in advance to have any chance of success. It'll be even worse if/when they have kids, unless I somehow do as well, at the same time, but that seems very unlikely.

>>25803156
>have vidya I want to play
>get home from work at half 5
>need to go to bed at 12
>get changed, have dinner, and check the websites I usually browse
>get distracted by other things
>by the time I've remembered I was going to play a game it's 9
>often don't even start playing it then, I'll carry on with what I was doing, and if there are a few games I'm thinking of playing I'll take ages deciding, while getting distracted again
>start playing at half 10
>have to keep watching the clock to make sure I don't lose track of time, which is a bit stressful
>don't really have that long to play, and so don't get too into it, and have to avoid starting anything that will take too long
>only get about 1.5 hours of vidya in, despite having 6.5 hours of free time (although that's mostly my own fault)
I both have a lot less free time than my NEET days, and also the awareness that I need to limit my free time, which makes it seem even shorter. If I had other obligations I'd have no time for my usual stuff either.
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>>25803370
well i watch argentine football every week and i really want to find an argentine gf on interpals
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>>25803589
ffs jon

oc
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Love it when I haven't bitten my toenails for a few weeks and i get to completely devour them all.
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>>25802946
Difference being they rape them at a stupidly disproportionate rate.
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Wanna apply for The Chase but think I'm gonna apply for Tipping Point instead because Ben wont ask as many questions about my life as Bradley.
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>>25803564
I feel this too it is so depressing.

A few hours in the evening to exist after being at fucking work all day, and then you get the weekend, either hungover or doing shit you need to do or maybe jut relaxing for a bit. Working to live seems so pointless, you don't end up living.

I don't want to move out of my parents house because that would be admitting or just accepting that my life would be like that for the next 50 years (if I'm lucky). Plus I would go day without speaking to anyone if it wasn't for my parents
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Stuck in the conservatory since that's where my computer is.

Can see my breath when I breathe.
You could say it's a bit chilly.
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>>25803634
How?
Why?
What?
When?
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>>25803867
Move your computer.
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>>25803927
Can't m8, no where else in the house to put it.
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>>25803915
>>>/sci/

>don't bite yer nail man
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>>25803950
Not even your bedroom?
I wish I had a computer.
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>>25804040
Nah what used to be my bedroom has been occupied by a younger brother. I moved back here while trying to buy a house. The estate agent pricks are making it slow as fuck though.
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>>25802992
Anyone else have that moment when its late, all your friends have gone to bed, you've run out of booze, and you remember how shitty and pointless your life is, and what ways you could just end it all?
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>>25803795
In the past, I'd always had this sense that there was your Life, and also Work. Life is like the default, normal state that you live in, where you are free to do whatever you want, and Work was something you also did, but to support your Life. Work seemed temporary, like you were doing it in addition to Life. This was mostly a childish idea, probably based on all the holidays that used to break up the school year.
Now it's all too clear that life is just Work, from now until I retire at about 70. Once a year I might take a week off for a holiday, and some around christmas, but other than that it's the weekly grind again and again for the next 5 decades. It seems exhausting.
My normie friends have expressed similar things to me, so it's not just us that think like this.

Right now I have a job I actually like, but I'm sure I'll get tired of it soon enough.

>and then you get the weekend, either hungover or doing shit you need to do or maybe jut relaxing for a bit
Yeah, I don't even do anything at the weekends. If I leave the house on both days, for something other than going to the shop, that's an eventful weekend for me.
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Lads I finally found a jacket I've been looking for for ages, it took two months but I found someone selling one.
Problem is its a large, the chances of finding another one is almost impossible as they stopped making em about 25 years ago.

Shoud I buy it anyway?
I'm 6 foot and skinny so I doubt it will look good on me.
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>>25804119
How much?
Can you try it on?

A medium might look a bit short on the arms, for you.
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>>25804066
I feel like this all day desu
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Getting to the point where I might invite this chavvy younger (LEGAL) girl I ocassionally bang around tomorrow. Been lonely as fuck and it been so long since I had sex. I always feel like absolute scum after and I'm terrified of her telling people about it (I went to the same school she still goes to and its slightly possible the info would reach people who could use it against me.)
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>>25804141
We haven't discussed price yet and unfortunately not he lives in Liverpool.
Every other jacket I've ever bought was medium.
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>>25804119
Get it tailored
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>mfw it snowed

Freezing to death is almost worth it now.
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Arranged to meet a tinder match for some kinky shit tonight and I get a text from her boyfriend who found her phone and the messages.

Fucking slags. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is lads
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>>25804258

What did he text?
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>>25804076
I think most people live in some kind of hope or optimism. They think they will make it big and be rich and be able to retire or that they will be able to get that dream job if they just stick at the grind long enough.
If your have any sense of reality or lead the unlucky life of a robot you will know these things are just not going to happen.

Maybe more people of our generation are realizing the 'haves' are born to it and there is no way you can become one of them
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>>25804258
>tfw had a date set up with a qt on tinder but she "became involved with someone" the day before
>tfw had gotten hopes up that I would become a normal, gf-d person
>tfw half expected something to come up that ruined it for me
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Blocked the number and unmatched after that.
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>>25804393
Wew
At least he was sound to you about it
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>>25804393
Poor guy. Why do people have to be so ridiculously selfish
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Is it autistic to go to a show on your own? It will be my first one and no one I know fucking wants to come
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How do I unfuck myself

I just feel shit all the time and keep thinking about killing myself, it's really hard to go to and get out of bed because I just don't want to face tomorrow ever
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>>25804357
I think most people do it because they have relationships (both platonic and sexual) outside of work, which they can partly support through work. Like a group of guys who play golf or go out drinking or something; or a gf they're going to propose to, who they're planning a life with. Work's alright because they can maintain their standard of living and support a family.
We don't really have that, not in the same way. So it all seems pointless, just work and nothing to spend money on.
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What you gonna steel tonight
>2.5
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>>25804479
I have been to 2 on my own, had to go home the second time because too anxious, too many people in one spot
>>25804487
Iktf, I feel a gf would make me feel better, I just wish somebody would like me 2bh but I'm pretty average but balding at 22 and skin problems
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>>25802413
>Coming from a guy using a website with creepshot threads permanently active
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Found my first ever memory pen, let's see what's on it lads, do files go moldy?
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>>25804565
pretty miffed lads, just GCSE work, thought there would be some old images I had backed up or some music but just fucking bullshit work
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>>25803837
gd song m8
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>>25804491
My dad has said something similar he was talking with his coworkers about retiring or just jacking it in, and they thought it might be all well and good for him (an older guy) but they had kid and mortgages and everything to pay for, or parties or just things to buy.

I don't see that I will ever have this external need to work, nor do I have optimism of being a big deal one day.
I just go to work, so you are probably right about that.
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see you soon britfag i met on omegle. it was a nice chat
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>>25804632
Jamie T is the music chavs listen to and think they're r8 into music and have sick taste and he's a real nigga who speaks about real talk
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>>25804565

>memory pen

First of all it's not memory it's storage, and who the fuck calls it a memory pen?

Before any of you faggots argue I know its "flash memory" inside it but it's still fucking storage.
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>>25804662
No he isn't, some chavs obviously will listen to him but his audience in mainly the indie kids
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Start on time and punch in 2.3
>the smug zone
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID
but not green what you got bub?

<still reading someothers poetry
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>>25801908

why dont you go join them
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>>25804677
It's a dongle you mongloid
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>>25804677
They should put a screenshot of this in the dictionary under 'autism'
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>>25804688
they were with their girlfriends, it's awkward.
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>>25804691
That term is offensive and patriarchal and means we need 50 new female only tech jobs each time you say it, shitlord
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>>25804700
>>25804677
>>25804688
prepare for trouble,
I will go to
>>25804766
this post and say "and make it double"
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>>25804691

A dongle is something like those old retarded copy protection things or stuff like a Chromecast

>>25804700

I'm tired of retards calling storage memory

Selling the general public PC's has fucking gave me PTSD. You try and explain this other model has more memory and they claim 4GB is tiny their phone has more than that, I started using RAM instead of memory and they had no fucking glue what I was talking about. That job ruined my fucking hobby
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>on 7/8 beers
>hope to explain it efficiently
http://youtu.be/UAMyh8DjCrQ
>levels
>>>/mu
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Its called a flash drive desu
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>>25804823
That's 10x better than the original

still shit
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>>25804829
Only if it is flash memory you spaz
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>>25804770
Jesus I can almost smell it
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>>25804935
might take it to the /soc/ dick threads just because I'm bored, it's an old pic, the worst I've let my johnson get, didn't even know how it got like that
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The scary one had more red
>wait a minute

That m8 me but when is the square go
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>>25804923
Ur a spazz _see_soak_ and die
> the last of nation13
>monty
laughing reeeeregalarly
>players stay up m80
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>>25803657
That's kinda hot m8
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>>25805147
I am too drunk to make sense of this
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I hate Irish Travelers. Criminals and inbred scum.
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I'm finally un-kissless lads

Still somehow feel like shit though
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Nearly 4 in the morning. Kinda want to die desu.
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>try to enter giveaway on leddit
>need 10 leddit karma
>post my best joke on the joke place
>get 10+ upvotes
>mfw you don't get karma for making the thread
fucking reddit, what a retarded website with a retarded layout and GBP system fucking cunt website
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Finished re-watching k-on and not really sure to do with myself now desu lads

>mfw captcha asks for pics of tea
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>>25805879
Tsumugi is muh waifu, donut steel
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>>25805953

She's all yours pal, but your taste is commendable.

(really, all k-ons are best k-on except Azusa)
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>>25802296
high now, lad.
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>>25805804
>you STILL have to scroll up and down the page to see which post a post is replying to
Just do what 4chan does, it would make it a lot easier.

>tfw TheRobotPill is still there, unused
>tfw I'm a mod there
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>>25806206
alri CuriousErnestBrine
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>>25806298
pic related
this is an original comment
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>>25806364
gibe karma
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>>25806364
I was born the same year as you pham, we are 1 in the same... u & i
>tfw captcah brought up a really old windows wallpaper and I just nostalgiad back to my uncle showing me DOOM
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Am hungry lads what should I do

>the ovens on btw
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>>25806954
wtf does that say
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>>25804662
I lol find your comment and tell the dods
No op just a guest
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>>25806966
Idk but this guy is pretty bonkers
>>25807040
Are you the autistic guy from the other day?
4.Thief?
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>>25807061
And . What . I don't . Get . It's had . For all. But a few .
>http://youtu.be/eW0f8pIq7rQ
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>>25807061
I was at the meeting to start thinking if we should let the kid go do
>older than moot at U. Not for you doge. DD
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>>25807129
<trip fags are a constant>
What're my fortune back then then ses
>ask some one that knew?
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Holy fuck it's snowing
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>>25807241
Again? Might make like an old lady and slip in the snow and freeze to death on my back garden after trying to take the bins out
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>>25807275
Fun I think that's an BUZZWORD
I'm bonkers and I'm 2
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>>25807329
sum ppl fink am bonkerz
but aj just fink am 3
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I've only learnt 4 and a half things to day lads.

How was your day?
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>some are stained with bordoem
>I do the theory on every thin
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>>25807407
what'd you learn?
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>>25801200
do nofap for 2 months and basically reset
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>>25807543
isnt nofap just a reddit meme though
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>>25807576
worked for me buddy
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>>25807590
what worked

what do you mean
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>>25807623
the shit i was jerking off to was getting real bad real fast, cold turkey for 60 days and now i can jack off to normal stuff now
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>>25807674
What if I enjoy fapping to degenerate stuff, will fapping to normal stuff make me a better person?
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>>25807702
then fap to degenerate shit, if you want to go back to normal stuff nofap worked for me
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>>25807702
it will just make you less of a degenerate, degenerate
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>>25807407
that your 5am dinner mate?
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what time will the co-op restock the bakery items?
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>>25801109
hey /britfeel/

what are Dorset girls like?
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Pls no die
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Post waifus to save britfeel
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>>25809535
know any good jokes?
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>>25809641

what's white on top and brown on the bottom?

society

What's brown on the top and white on the bottom?

rape
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Who /motdrepeat/ here?
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>thread goes on all night

This is a normie general now
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>>25809731
Why are all the good jokes racist?
>>25809780
I just streamed it 2bh, pretty shit weekend don't want your time on moyes
>>25809799
>implying normies aren't still smashing town with the girlies still
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>>25809799
I went to sleep at ten and just woke up. It's not the same people in the thread all night.
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Dadanon here.

On my 4th nespresso of the day and watching In The Night Garden. I hope that fucking zeplin crashes with iggle piggle on it

Fat lazy ma came back last night after 4 nights away. Got an appointment to see the CAB on Tuesday to push for sole custody and remove her from my house legally. I haven't told her this yet. Can't wait to get rid of her tbqh and just be single dad which I am practically anyway

Put something on the end of it lads.
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>>25809780
>dat Everton celebration at 90th minute goal
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>>25809915
single dad's are attractive to women
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>>25809915
Jut kill her and save yourself the legal fees.
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>>25809956
I know. Fanny magnet mate. But until I cut this unsightly blight from my life I steer clear. Saying "his mother isn't really interested so it's just the two of us..." Gets them as wet as a carol kirkwood weather report.
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>>25809810

I'm not sure they are, you just tend to remember the racist ones more because of the extra spiciness.

Also the non-racist jokes I remember tend to be long-winded shaggy dog stories which don't work so well written on an imageboard (but then I don't have anything better to do anyway).

So there's a woman who'se cheating on her husband. Her and the lover are going at it one day in her house when suddenly they hear the front door open. The wife panics: "My husband's home early! Quick, hide in the wardrobe!" The lover jumps inside and shuts the door, but to his surprise he finds himself not alone in there - he's sharing the space with the couple's seven year old son. The son looks up at him as the dad comes upstairs: "Geez, it's real dark in here. I might scream, y'know." The lover panics and begs with the boy: "Please, please, don't scream! Here, I'll give you a tenner!" The boy just turns up his nose at this "Geez, it sure is real dark though. Like, I'm sure I'm going to scream soon." The man cracks and eventually gives the boy a hundred quid to not scream. A little while later, the husband leaves the room, the lover sneaks off and the son runs off to go buy himself a shiny new bike.

The next day, he's riding his new bike around and his dad comes home and looks at him funny. "Where'd you get the money for that, then?" The kid doesn't really know what to say. "I found it". His dad is thoroughly unimpressed and decides he'd better put the fear of god in his son. He drags him down to the church and throws him in the confession booth. "If you won't tell me, tell the priest and God!". The boy sits in the box and blinks a few times, then looks over to the dividing panel. "Geez, it sure is dark in here." The priest on the other side sighs heavily.

"Let's not start that again."

>>25809849

I have indeed been here pretty much all night.

>>25809915

good luck pal
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>>25802377
I'm also in Tufnell Park
Hi m8
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>>25810064
good joke 2bh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZpRI4inPA
The comments make me chuckle
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>>25809933
Bet they fucking regretted that though.
>>
listening to Lana del rey
favourite song:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ROoY5M_bvAA

What's your favourite song britfeel?
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>>25810523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-jnftESRJE
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PAKIS OUT THE COUNTRY NOW
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cold2bh
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>>25811014
>there's only one bed

Dangerous living arrangements
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I always thought Leonardo Di Caprio was quite dapper but he's on Andrew Marr now and you can see the sticky yellow label on the bottom of his shoe.
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>tfw going to have been awake 48 hours at 10
I'm shivering from cold even though the heating is on, have ringing in my ears and am seeing things out the corner of my eye, my motor skills are terrible too
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>>25811075

The big questions on next, time to get cucked by muslims again.
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>>25811392
I turned it off when Nicky mentioned social media trolling: "Do men really hate women that much?"
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>tfw want to have snowball fights and shit
>tfw not snowing in the southern end of the UK

Why?
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>>25811507
>snowball fights
with whom?
>>25811507
>and shit
You don't need snow to shit
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>>25811507
>tfw not snowing in the southern end of the UK
Its snowing in surrey m8
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>>25811542
I'm in portsmouth sadly =(
>>
TN6

Post your postcodes
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>snowed last night
>decent coating but stopped after 3 hours
>will now turn to slush, destroy the grass, make everything icy and make everything look like shit

Why do we never get interesting weather in the UK? I don't remember the last time we had a lot of snow. It never gets really hot in the summer either like it does in Spain or Portugal.

Our weather is so fucking boring and shit.
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>>25811435

I think that gay guy is on who always BTFOs feminists, he's bretty coo'
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>>25811599
suck your mum
>>25811607
wow are you like 6 months old, do you not remember the heatwave?
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>>25811631
>heatwave

What, that lasted for 2 weeks? We only call it a heatwave because we're not used to it being so hot. You know what they call our
heatwave in other countries? 'summer'
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>>25811616
Yeah Milo is on. There are some frumpy looking women there so that might be fun.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO_ORkCoJCA
me at 7:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDNgYk9ZNsA
OOH MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>25811674

He's a weird one. When it comes to ruining feminists he's always right with proper facts and figures and takes absolutely no shit. When he talks about other political stuff, I have seen him plain making shit up, cherry picking facts, and using derogatory terms in place of a decent argument. As long as he sticks to the SJWs, he's great.
>>
Fucking a, white muslim converts are the worst
>>
>this white woman defending Islam on BBC One.
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>>25811660

They also have air conditioning in other countries.
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>>25811800

>The earth is an egg
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>another 4 days until it's safe to check my bank balance
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>>25811717
this is the gayest thing i've ever seen
''vaping'' lmao what a bunch of fucking faggots

the world is honestly falling apart mate
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>>25811827
Milo is sniggering already. This should be fun.
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>no talking for ten seconds
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>>25811884

>women hate everyone

That collective groan from the feminists
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WHEN DO THE CO OP RESTOCK THE FUCKING BAKERY YOU CUNTS
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>>25811977
Probably done by now mate.
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>watching milo rip feminists to shreds on bbc one live stream
>tfw i don't even have a tv license

fuck the law, boys
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What's your tinternet look like, lads?
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>>25812020

probably got fucked over by that cancer poll

fuck the system
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>this ginger starting on everyone
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>>25812045
What's her name? I missed it.
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>>25812027
nobody fucking cares faggot
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>>25811607
>I don't remember the last time we had a lot of snow

Like 2012? The huge storm that blanketed the country in snow? You don't remember that?
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>>25812027
Shit how'd you manage that who you with?
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>>25812069
Don't know mate. Tempted to abuse her on twitter if I find out tbqh.
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>>25812076
Stop being jealous that your mummy won't pay anymore for yout internet.

>>25812106
Virgin media. Was with Sky and they were absolutely wank. Literally losing connection 4-5 a day.
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>>25812112

She was for free speech though, that's fine in my book.
>>
God damn that ending was painful.
If that crowd represents the thoughts of this country then we are doomed, lads.

Calling for new laws to stop them being ''offended''
Applauding lying feminists who scream ''muh white priviledge'' at everything

That one fucking cunt who kept butting in was on Sky news screaming ''its opression'' when that australian got fined 5k for flirting and asking out a reporter...
She claimed it was because there was a ''power dynamic'' in play as to why he asked her out...

ITS OVER LADS
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>>25812142
I know I was only joking. Only one that looked like she could handle it. That black woman was ridiculous.
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>>25812180

Yeah she was pathetic, a couple of people were racist to her so now we need social media laws to stop people being offended.
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>>25812069
>>25812112
>>25812142
>>25812180
Found her lads
https://twitter.com/Ella_M_Whelan
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>snow that may affect my journey to wagecucking tomorrow

Oh no

Mr. Shekelstein won't like it if I get in late
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>>25812229

Snow is no excuse for lateness, 6 billion of his ancestors were taken from the world, and you can't get in because of a bit of snow?! You're working the entire day for free!
>>
>interview for a full time night shift grocer in tesco

what should I wear? any suit or blazer seems overdressed, meanwhile I don't think looking like a subhuman chav wearing t-shirt/jeans/trainers would be acceptable either.

Do I just wear a collared shirt and tie?
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>>25812275
Shirt and tie is fine, I mean being well dressed is not a bad thing for any interview
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>>25812275
>job interview

Suit.

Always a suit.
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>>25812337

c'mon man, don't you think wearing a suit for a grocer/fast food/retail job seems too much?
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>>25812352
So you intend to go to an employer where you hope to be given a job, and the first impression you want to make with the interviewer is that you don't think that employer is worth putting the effort in for?
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>>25812352
It really isn't, at the end of the day it's an interview. You're thinking about the job itself, but the interview is a lot more formal by nature. If you actually get the job you won't be seen wearing a suit and tie, but while you're getting interviewed there is absolutely nothing wrong with formal wear
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>have a nice shower
>comb hair
>mfw loads of dead skin
who /skinproblems/ here?
Skin on my hands/feet are always peeling, behind my ears are always dry and cracked and my scalp is so flaky, sometimes get these little orange scab things on my scalp
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>>25812390
I've had eczema since I was a kid. Luckily it's confined to my legs and arms.
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Lads, I am fucking hanging so bad.

What're the best hangover cures you know of?
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>>25812352
No. I got a job in a supermarket on the spot by wearing a suit to an interview.

The manager literally stopped me on the way out, complimented my shoes and offered me the job.

I went to my college interview in a suit because I have no fucks to give, mate.
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>>25812390

Nothing as bad as that but in the winter my hands get so dry that the skin cracks and bleeds.
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>>25812406
Full english
Pint of lager
Cigarette

>>25812390
Palmers cocoa butter
Comb hair with boar bristle brush
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>>25812416

ok makes sense I'll wear something nice, got an open recruitment day 2.5 hours earlier as well in a restaurant so I'll wear the same snappy clothing.

>tfw gonna eat almost no carbs today and tomorrow so I temporarily look much leaner and will be more hireable thanks to facial definition and a smaller tummy

Oh bread, pizza and mashed sweet potatos, how I'll miss you.
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>>25812406

2 tablespoons of mustard in a pint of warm water, down it as fast as you can. Never fails.
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>>25812428
Don't mix up these two replies.
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>>25812352
If you're overdressed for the occasion, they'll just think "Oh, wow you're a bit formal" and be over it in a second.

If you're underdressed, they'll think you haven't put in the effort.

It's always better to go overdressed and make it seem too much, as even though you may look silly in front of others, you put in the effort.
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>>25812417
>Nothing as bad as that
>skin cracks and bleeds
That's worse than this 2bh, my skins just dry and rough all the time if I scratch my back I get loads of dead skin under my nails even though it's soft back there
>>25812428
I'll order this shit, I've tried lotions and stuff before but it made me skin softer and peel more
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>>25812508
If its as bad as that picture then yeah it will fix that shit right up mate. I get that level of peeling occasionally after being in the cold or playing various stringed instruments (cock included) and it vanishes after using cocoa butter...
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>>25812508
>>25812560

>lotions
>cocoa butter

What are you, a bunch of girls? Men using anything like that is completely unacceptable and makes you a girly-man.
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>>25812582
Machismo is dead granddad, come join us in the metrosexual era
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>gmail phishing ended in failure
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>>25812582
There are many lotions for guys pham
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>first full day of work tomorrow since last April
>Wake up half 6

Being made redundant in a dead city sucks hard
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>>25812607
just pay a guy on the deepweb
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>>25812622
They're all scams
>>
who else here /frenchtoast/ sunday tradition?
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>>25812610

For effeminate girly-men, maybe.
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FILTER FASTER YOU DAMNED WHORE!!
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>>25812582
>What are you, a bunch of girls? Men using anything like that is completely unacceptable and makes you a girly-man.
I bet your self esteem is absymal isn't it mate?

>LITERALLY NO ONE LOOKS OUT FOR THEIR HEALTH AND DIETS CORRECTLY BECAUSE THATS FOR WOMEN
>LITERALLY NO ONE READS BOOKS BECAUSE THATS FOR NERDS
>LITERALLY NO ONE SHOWERS BECAUSE THATS NOT MANLY
>WHAT??? YOU ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER YOURSELF?? ARE YOU A WOMEN OR SOMETHING???

you fucking faggot.
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I WANT TO GO CO OP BUT IT'S COLD AND SNOWY AND SHIT, I WANT SOME DANISH CROWNS AND CINNAMON ROLLS AND SOME FRESH BREAD FOR HAM SANDWICH AND MAYBE SOME LUCAZADE PINK LEMONADE AND A 1BONG SCRATCH CARD, ALSO SOME BURRITO SPICE MIX I'VE BEEN MEANING O GET THAT FOR DAYS
NOT SHOUTFAGGOT JUST SOME ANGRY GUY BUT NOT ANGRY FAGGOT TOO MANY FUCKING HUMAN MEMES IN THIS GENERAL
>>
Alex Salmond literally calling for Donald Trump to be banned from Britain on BBC One.
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>>25812718
>For effeminate girly-men, maybe.
You're on /r9k/ you fucking mong, please tell me all about how ''alpha'' and manly you are.

Mug.
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>>25812744
Jesus christ what is wrong with you
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>>25812748
good lad

oc
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>>25812719
>Minions

How's being 10?
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>>25812749

I never said I was particularly alpha or manly, but I certainly don't make it worse for myself by acting like a woman worrying about muh soft skin and muh moisturisers.
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>>25812762
Comfiest bed trousers I've ever worn. I honestly don't care.
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>>25812744
>DANISH CROWNS
gross 2bh, checked
>>
>feeling ok for quite a while wrapped up in new interests and goals, decent to watch a movie, decide I should risk some of my time and watch a foreign film.

>My sassy girl


And everything comes crashing back down. Fuck you.
>>
>>25812748

Those people who said "Trump wanting to ban Muslims from the US is completely unacceptable. Let's ban him from the UK", do they realise the irony? I want to believe it's all some big joke but I think people are actually serious about it.
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>>25812770
Shut up you fucking pussy.
You're the only one acting like a women by bitching about how other men take care of themselves.

Get a fucking grip lad.
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>>25812748

he's salty as fuck

Pic related, Alex Salmond's face forever
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>>25801200
Just go deeper down the rabbit hole lad. I can't even get hard unless I'm watching amatuer porn of some paki spouting his dumb language while fucking a white girl.
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>>25812791
You're a retard if you can't see the different

>Trump is generalising Muslims
>We knew Trump is a bad person
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>>25812752
>[Return] [Catalog] [Bo
I need to sleep I need to go co op
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>>25812816

>generalising muslims

maybe don't read headlines or fb to make your opinions

he said they should shut down immigrant/refugee influx from the middle east until they can get a system in place that ensures people coming in aren't ISIS sleepers. You know, similar to the ISIS sleepers who got into France as refugees 2 weeks prior to killing over 100 people with machine guns.

Anyone who says this is unreasonable or bigoted is a fucking moron.
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>>25802413
Sure you did lad. That totally happened.
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>>25812816
I don't think his ban Muslims policy was realistic. It's nice to have someone who can fund his own campaign with his own money though. That way he can actually say what he thinks, not what his donors want him to say.

>we /bargainhunt/ now
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>>25812804
>Thank you for taking all the pakis master, I don't want to see white children raped here master.
Seems good deal desu.
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>>25812879
fuck off, /pol/, you're boring
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>>25812879

>pakis or glasgow+dundee

Okay bud lol
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>>25812816

Yes but

He wanted to ban some people from entering a place, and the people who think he's bad for doing that, want to ban him from entering a place.

How can they take themselves seriously?
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>go to the shop for 20 minutes
>come back and a paki argument has exploded again

It gets old desu.
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>>25812905
Course there's paki's in Glasgow, Edinburgh too. They're not around the whole country like England though. Show me the paki gangs lad, you can't. They like to do their creampieing in England.
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>>25812923

I didnt say pakis in Glasgow or Dundee. I said Glasgow and Dundee in their entirety :^)
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>>25812916
You're a complete retard

>He wanted to ban some people from entering a place,
>and the people who think he's bad for doing that

The reasons he's bad is WHY he wants to do what he wants to do, it makes him a bigot

He's being banned because he's a bigot
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>>25812940
Oh, then you're just deluded. Is that what you tell yourself when rasheed is having his way with your little sister? 'T-There's cities 100% muslim in Scotland! I s-swear on me mums life'. Kek.
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>>25812797

We're going to need manly men after the bomb drops and we have to fight for survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, you won't be worrying about the softness of your skin then m80
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>>25812950

I have not mentioned muslims in Scotland. Dundee and Glasgow are bad enough on their own.
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>>25812946

Isn't it inherently amusing that they want to do the same thing against him that they're upset about him doing though?

I don't know, maybe we're looking at it in different ways but I can't be the only one who finds it funny.
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>>25812965
I agree, very very haram country. They do not respect Islam.
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>>25812951
Lay off the Fallout you cretin.
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>>25812951

If that happens every celebrity and politician will be the first to be killed. They all have people that hate them and with no laws they will be the first to be eaten.

>tfw Iain Duncan Smith sandwich followed by Simon Danczuk soup

hearty meal desu.
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>>25812982

Fine, don't expect me to let you in to my bomb shelter when the whole of the UK becomes an irradiated wasteland, I'll be comfy with my canned food and anime archive while you're fighting with the looters over sacks of dried cat food at the burnt-out shell of the local Sainsbury's.
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>>25812816
>Trump is a bad person
He's look out for his country.
He knows Muslims bring a disproportionate amount of crime and they are culturally incompatible with the US.
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>>25813458
This. If everyone could choose to remove muslims from England ITT they would. Top man.
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>>25812946
>He's being banned because he's a bigot
>The reasons he's bad is WHY he wants to do what he wants to do, it makes him a bigot

No, my friend... you're the only retard here. Trump said he wants to FOR NOW, to stop them coming to America. Not permanently.

You're literally just spouting some shit you read on twitter as fact.

Go read a book, you fucking mong.
You'd shout bigot at fucking anything if social media and popular culture tells you to wouldnt you?
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>deleted instagram a while ago
>bored today
>make a new one
>upload a couple pics
>get a few followers and follow a few people
>like a few pics
>suddenly blocked from commenting

Wtf is this? Why can't I comment? I wasn't posting anything malicious, racist or unoriginal.
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>>25813522
>having an instagram
lol gtfo and go take a selfie faggot
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>>25813534
stop being gay, dude.
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>Gary saved money with MoneySuperMarket and now he feels EPIC!

enough to make me want to kill myself
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>>25813581
>enough to make me want to kill myself
Any advert is enough for this, I stopped watching live TV because of them.

Adverts that have nothing to do with what they're advertising are a special kind of awful though.
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>>25813558
>accusing someone of being gay when he poses to take his own picture and uploads it to the internet solely to seek approval from peers and feel ''liked''

lmaoooooooooooooooooo
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>>25813581

#epicwolf
#epicbuilder
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>>25813622
>getting this mad that someone uses social media

Chill out nerd. Gonna take that reaction image though.
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>>25813581
>>25813605
My most hated advert at the moment is I think by Nationawide with that song

>everyone's got bills

Where they thought they could make being a debtslave seem fun and appealing by making a a black reggae singer man sing about it.
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>just shaved off my beard
>OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
>pic related

I feel like a hairless freak right now, I don't want to go outside
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>>25813690
It's time to don the burqha
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>>25813690

I did that about a week ago, I didn't realise how much of a chinlet I am without it. It's growing back now at least, I looked like a fucking freak. I'm nearly 30 and I looked like a teenager.
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>>25813690
You probably look much better without a beard.
The reason people grow beards is to hide a weak or double jaw.
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So lads I have done it

July last year I was robot prime, I am now the King of the normies with a Virgin Qt GF. I drink and Play pool with normies then go home and finger my gf and get blown. Shits good
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>stupid nigger spends life savings on lottery tickets
>still doesn't realise that even with all those tickets her chances of winning are absolutely minute
>OBVIOUSLY doesn't win
>makes gofundme page asking for donations for her and her family as they have no money now
>it gets shut down
>mfw

Stupid bitch.

Anyway, I'm about to eat pizza and chicken nuggets. Sriracha or tabasco?
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>>25813741
0/10
Trying too hard mate
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>>25813763
How much did she blow?
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>>25813741
I've been a normie forever.

>drink and play pool

Sounds like something you've done a few times and now think you're king of the normies.

>finger and get blown
>still hasn't fucked her
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>>25813581
I don't like the cuckold / chicken madras advert for Just Eat.
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>>25813731
>I didn't realise how much of a chinlet I am without it
I thought exactly the same. Looked in the mirror and just stared. My face looks sore as hell and my chin looks tiny.

>>25813737
>You probably look much better without a beard.
The reason people grow beards is to hide a weak or double jaw.
>implying
No, thats not the reason people grow beards. Some people look a million times better with a well kept beard than clean shaven.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I'm guessing you can't grow one lol
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>>25813763
forgot link
http://thesource.com/2016/01/15/gofundme-shuts-down-campaign-of-woman-who-blew-life-savings-on-powerball-tickets/
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>>25813741
> finger my gf and get blown

This is an adult board. 14 year olds are not allowed here
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>>25813800
this. blatand propaganda if i've ever seen it m8
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>>25813800
That girls a qt though, I'd enjoy seeing her take black cock.
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>>25813803
>Cinammon Nicole
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>>25813803
>The source
stop browising nigger shit desu.
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>>25813826
And... you're a faggot.
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>>25812484

that sounds fucking disgusting
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>>25813801
Any man can grow a beard.
The reason they don't shave is because they have a weak jawline or double chin which they wish to hide.
There is a good reason beards are known as face fedoras.
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>>25813847
>You think girls are cute! That is so gay!
Dumb reddit
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>>25813801
>admits he's a chinlet
>says that isn't the reason he has a beard
lel
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>>25813843
Fuck off. I saw the link elsewhere
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>>25813858

That's true, but lots of guys have patchy or thin beards.
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>>25813903
Yeah on a nig site
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>>25813858
I used to have a beard until I realised I looked like a cunt with it. I joined the TA soon after that so no beards allowed anyway. Clean shaven for ten years now. Nothing to do with "not being able to grow one."
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>>25813914
Wrong again. Fuck off, retard.
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>>25813924
Why are you so mad Rasheed?
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>tfw no qt anorexic weeb bf
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>>25813932
Shut up you fucking idiot
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>>25813932
>>25813975
C'mon lads this isn't comfy. Hug it out.
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>>25813858
The reason I don't shave is because I am lazy
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>>25813997

This desu, it's sunday lads.
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>>25813997
I'll hug him until he stops breathing.
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>>25813571
>tfw no qt3.14 mcdicks gf
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Guys I've got loads of black mould on my ceiling it's been spreading for awhile now is this bad?
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>>25814043
>is this bad?
no its good.
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>>25814043

Na sounds normal, sprinkle some on your chips senpai.
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>>25813975
Dumb paki trying to be a nigger like he sees on his 'cool' nigger sites lol
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>>25814043
Just call the bull, I mean landlord
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>>25813858
>Any man can grow a beard.
Yeah... no they can't. Alot of men have terrible facial hair genetics.
>There is a good reason beards are known as face fedoras.
To who? You and your boys? Lmao, please.

>>25813883
I'm not a chinlet... It just looks small after shaving off the beard. Nice reading comprehension bro.
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>>25814071
I like how you jump to the conclusion that I'm a paki because I linked an article on a 'black website' even though I saw the link somewhere else.

I'm white and you're mentally ill you stupid fucking cunt.
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>>25814100
Don't worry Rasheed you'll always be black in the inside. Go back to listening to some black mumble over some 'music' :)
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>>25814093
Shut the fuck up you tosser, I can picture the exact type of person you are and its pissing me off desu
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>>25814121
Fuck off you self-loathing, keyboard warrior.

Bet you're quiet as a mouse in real life.
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>>25814088
You mean my mum?
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>>25814148
Enough projection Rasheed I don't really care about your sad, sad life.
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>>25814093
Mate you can't backtrack once you've admitted you're a chinlet. Real men have jaws and don't need beards.

I bet you think you look real smart when you stroke your face fedora, lel.
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>>25814043
http://www.diy.com/departments/hg-mould-remover-spray-500-ml/136829_BQ.prd

>buy this
>spray on black mould
>wait 30 mins
>disappear

I managed to clear my entire bathroom and house of blackmould in less than a few hours. It's literally magic.
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>>25814169
Sounds to me like you're the one who's projecting.

If I saw you in person I'd break your ugly fucking face.
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>>25814123
>Shut the fuck up you tosser
Alright big man, you're scaring everyone

>I can picture the exact type of person you are and its pissing me off
No you can't because this is the internet you fucking mong
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>>25813858
>Any man can grow a beard

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/baby-faced-men-opt-for-beard-transplants.html?_r=0

Low test males out desu senpai
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>>25814193
I'm not the one who brought up how much of a sad, quiet sack of shit they are in real life, Rasheed.
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>>25814193

>a threat of violence on the social outcast section of a chinese cave picture forum

That's just sad.
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>>25814193
>If I saw you in person I'd break your ugly fucking face.

You wouldn't though
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>>25814180
>I bet you think you look real smart when you stroke your face fedora
>Real men have jaws and don't need beards.
>Real men
I bet you're a real man aren't you mate? Posting on an online imageboard thats filled with images of japanese cartoons and virgins complaining about not having girlfriends and you still want to come across as being a ''real man''

...Lol, give it a rest, you fucking bellend.
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>>25814213
You know that was aimed at you. Fuck off, failure.

>inb4 you claim I'm projecting because it's the only argument you have
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>this thread
>being cunts on a comfy Sunday

Well I'm gunna go hang out on /sp/
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>>25814193
You're on /r9k/, in /britfeel/ talking about how you'd break the face of someone you know nothing about. I want you to just take a few seconds to realize how fucking stupid you are
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>>25814205
that reminded me of a picture of how hair follicles are transplanted.
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>Rasheed getting BTFO
lel
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>>25814264
>you have to be a complete failure to post on /r9k/

Just because most people here are completely hopeless doesn't mean everyone is.
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>>25814295
I don't remember saying that, but when someone talks about breaking someone's face on /r9k/, you're already fitting that stereotype just fine
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>>25814295
be honest, everyone posting or browsing /r9k/ on a regular basis is definitely a failure one way or another
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Lads is the housing market about to crash?

I think it is, I onyl ask because I've been trying to buy a house for the past two months but supposedly the chain is keeping me from moving.

The estate agents won't answer the phone and when they do you can tell they wish they hadn't since they just fumble about telling me they have no info.

Tempted to drop out of the purchase and just wait for it to come tumbling down again.
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>>25814330

>the chain

What do you mean by this
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>>25814330
>just wait for it to come tumbling down again
do this, obviously.
its bound to come down sooner or later... look at rent prices, its insane right now mate.
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>>25814353
m8 it's the series of purchases above your one, the place the people you're buying from are buying from etc.

It can be a right pain if someone 3 or 4 purchases up the chain has no where to move into because the whole thing's at a stand still.
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>>25814330
Is it better to buy a house after the market collapses?
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>>25814387
Yeah because prices are low, if you buy at the height of a boom you'll end up in negative equity.
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>>25814242
Looks like I hit a nerve :^)
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>>25814330
I don't think so. There's a lot of new houses being built, but they're all tiny so they can cram as many of them into the space as possible to get more for their money on the land.

You can have to build social housing if you make more than a certain number of new properties, so you'll be living near scum too.

If anything, house prices will continue to go up if you want space to live in and decent neighbours.
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>>25814387

Well yea because it's cheaper....
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>>25814387
As long as you can get a mortgage if you need it and you aren't selling and buying at the same time
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>>25814358
>house prices
>going down significantly
>ever

http://www.allagents.co.uk/house-prices-from-1952/
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>>25814430
I don't see how the prices can keep going up like they have, there just aren't enough people with all the money to buy the super expensive houses. It will only take the interest rate going up to make a lot of mortgages unaffordable
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Fuck me living with my parents after living alone for 2 years is doing my nut in.

Constantly getting on my back for not sitting at the table for lunch, not making conversation with them, not acting like we're one big happy family.

I'm nearly 25 fucking years old with a job and an independent life, I'm only staying here as a temporary thing, I wish they wouldn't act like I'm back and 15 again.

I should have a fucking gf and be thinking about kids at this point, not running around my parents house. how you permaneets do it is beyond me.
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>>25814486
I think a lot of people are on fixed rate interests now.
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>>25814504
Fuck off normie

You're not welcome here. Why even post here in the first place?
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I was at work today and some girl wanted to buy something from my co-worker but she was just pointing at things. He got annoyed and started shouting at her to say what she wants because he cant see what she's asking for.

Then her face kind of dropped into this look of complete dejection and starting signing at him.
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>>25814432
How come everyone is always panicking about house prices going down then?
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>>25814517
They are fixed only for a couple of years though aren't they?

And it will stop new people getting a mortgage
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My house is freezing but the heating is seemingly doing nothing. What do? It's set to 26C but the radiators aren't warming at all.
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>>25814504
>independent life
>Living with mummy and daddy
No. You can have that when you move out from your 'temporary' stay.
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>>25814527
It's bad for homeowners because they have less theoretical money, it's good for first time buyers.

A lot of old people are retards who don't use their home as somewhere to live but use it as a money making machine.
>>
anyone here ever broken up with someone face-to-face? how did it go? did you regret it?
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>>25814486
They will keep going up due to demand. As the population grows demand for housing grows thus house prices rise. Eventually I think you will see two distinct classes in the UK, a small class of home owners who own multiple properties which they rent privately, and the larger population simply renting a bedroom with little aspiration of owning an entire actual home.
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>>25814550
Just do it over text
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>>25814527

Because if you own a property and the market crashes by say 10% you're going to lose a lot of money if you want to sell it on
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>>25814542
m8 I'm only here because I'm waiting to move into another place and the timing didn't work out between there and my old place, so I'm stuck here for January, it's been 3 weeks and I'm ready to rip my hair out.

It's a good thing I didn't live her properly before, every member of my family is constantly asking me to go out and do stuff for them.

I just want to be left alone.
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>>25814504
Stop being a whiny spoilt brat and accept you're living in their house under their rules.
Don't like it? Don't live wiht your fucking parents at 25.
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>>25814571
>I just want to be left alone.
Then stay in a hotel for the rest of the month. Or stop being a whiny little millennial.
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>>25814524
This made me really sad, please tell me you were lying lad
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>>25814550
Many times
Be cold and ruthless and it will all go easier than you think.

Basically, don't be a bitch about it.
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>>25814550

I got dumped by text, well not even. Was dating a girl for a few months and suddenly she just stops texting me back.

I got the hint after a few days and stopped bothering. She did text me a few months after apologizing with the whole "it's not you it's me" line but I never responded.
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>>25814571
>>25814607
>>25814601
>normies invading /britfeel/

Time to leave
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>>25814585
>>25814590
I'm paying them for the pleasure of being here as much as I would be if I were renting somewhere else so for all intents and purposes I'm a tenant in their house for one month which as far as I'm concerned means I shouldn't be bothered with family fun time bollocks.
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>>25814541
Unless you're talking about an air conditioning / heating system, the temperature gauge is the temperature your boiler heats the water going through your pipes to, not how hot it will attempt to make your house
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>>25814632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjxJKvMdZg
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>>25814272
>>25814272
>there are low test faggots doing this willingly

WHY
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>>25814656
To be fair southern Euros are pretty ott when it comes to family stuff.

Italians are well known for loving their mums.
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>>25814607
>but I never responded.
Good lad, don't give her the satisfaction of thinking she's done the right thing and smoothed everything over.

Silence/taking attention and the spotlight away from a woman is the single most powerful message they seem to understand. They only want what they can't have.
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>>25814272

*shudders*
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>>25814272
Trypophobia status
T R I G G E R E D
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Lads I think my parents have realised I'm a complete fuck up or something. Rather than their normal 'pull yourself up by your boot straps, get a job' kinda thing they've just been actually nice to me lately. Feels pitiful. They ask me how I am, my mum invited me to go outside with her the other day and my dad bought me some beers when they went shopping. They've stopped telling me that I need to get a job and get a drivers license and move out.

Really uncomfortable. I think it might be some kind of reverse psychology trick.
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>>25814698
>Italians are well known for loving their mums
Ey! Oh! Woah!
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>>25814738
Wish I had this, I'm pretty successful but it hasn't stopped them doing nothing but whining and screaming at me whenever we meet up.
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>>25814585
>Angryanon
>forever angry
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>>25814760
GET A LOAD O DIS GUY
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>>25814767
Angry? Not at all. I'm just trying to help him by telling him the truth
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>>25814764
Yea it's weird when I did have a job and was a bit of a normie they'd constantly be onto me about I need to do x, y and z but now that I have basically hurled myself into the abyss they're nice as pie.

My sister is bi polar and tried to kill herself recently so I don't know if they're worried I'll do the same or something lol
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What are you up to lads?

On a bit of a Sci-Fi kick, finished watching DS9, re-watched the new Total Recall (it's better than everyone on the internet says), now I'm re-doing Fringe
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>>25814787
You sound pretty angry to me bro. What happened? Mummy and daddy not nice to you? They kick you out? Tell us anon.
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>>25814819
I thought it was no worse than any of the other sci fi films around at the same time.

imma probably watch some hitler documentaries later. I have a few facts to look up.

need to clean a bit, and maybe fap.
there aren't enough hours
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My parent have been going on about what fucking case they are talking on holiday for almost an hour, right outside my room. My mum is just going about dumb fucking shit all the time.
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>>25814868
Shit like this is why I could never be married.

Women in relationships just seem to bang on and on about the most inane bollocks 24/7.

Just pick a fucking case and dump your shit in it. How more dads don't go nuts is beyond me.
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>>25814272
Are those removed follicles or inserted?
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>>25814868
My mum has become a right miserable cunt as she's gotten older. She's turning into what my Gran was like before she died.

Moans and bitches about fucking everything. Even makes me start snapping at her now.
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>>25814862
>I thought it was no worse than any of the other sci fi films around at the same time.
Like what?

Looper was good but I saw the twist coming a mile away
I liked the Resident Evil Retribution and Iron Sky but they were stupid fun, not "good films"
The Worlds End was disappointing compared to the previous 2

I liked a few comic book movies too if you count that, but I think that's about all the sci-fi I've seen from the time.
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>>25814738
Think they might be worried you're gonna just end it all mate
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>>25814939
Someone on her had a theory about how women are genetically programmed to turn into massive cunts once they hit a certain age for some sort of evolutionary purpose. I think to scare the males away so the males can breed with women who can still have kids or something.
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>>25814826
I moved out at 18 by choice because I'm not a lazy, ungrateful, whinging faggot.

Carry on living with your mummy and daddy mate. I'm sure you'll be much happier... Lolol
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>>25814921
They had to line up all the dozen of cases, she is just whining saying dumb inane shit. she has made a 5 minute job into a fucking massive task and then she will complain about it. They need matching cases, but not them they took them last time. etc etc

>>25814939
When anything happens or you make any noise or say anything she starts screeching "Whats wrong now??" or "What was that?" for no reason at all.
She will make a big fucking deal and throw a tantrum about nothing
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>>25814970
>being this bitter

I'm sorry you don't have a nice family mate, but there is no need to take it out on others just because they were born in more fortunate circumstances. No one can choose it.
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>>25814967
It's like the opposite with blokes, most old men are chill as fuck and don't care about anything but old women are fucking bonkers.
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>>25814970
The guy you were moaning at already moved out, he said was just back for a couple weeks and you're talking as if he was a permanent man child.
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>>25814803
kek my parents would have freaked if I dropped out of uni a few years back but I did it last year and they didn't care. Really supportive desu. All because I was diagnosed with depression by a doc so they are being nice.

Really comfy but do need to get a job otherwise I'll go insane. Nice to have my parents not bitching at me for once though.
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>>25814984
>When anything happens or you make any noise or say anything she starts screeching "Whats wrong now??" or "What was that?" for no reason at all.

Jesus Christ this. Has to comment on EVERY SINGLE THING and mostly in a negative tone.
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>>25815006
>''bitter''
>implying
Nice argument, bro. Keep it up!
Enjoy living with mummy and daddy while your peers surpass you in every way.

>>25815025
Even so, he was complaining about his family wanting him to sit at the table with them during dinner. Is he 10 years old or what?
If he doesn't want to do this and atleast entertain them...Don't allow yourself to be in such a shit position in life that you have to move back in with your parents at 25 years old.
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>>25814598
No lad, it made me really sad too.

She was a muslim though and usually i hate them all but she looked so sad when he yelled at her.
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>>25815098
>Enjoy living with mummy and daddy while your peers surpass you in every way.

Everyone I know my age lives at home as well apart from one dude.

Are you like 40 or something? This isn't the 1970s anymore grandad. You can't just get a job down the coal mine and afford your own house.
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>>25815102
I Vow To Thee
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>>25815098
You legit sound like an old man m8
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>apply at a warehouse job
>all of them want previous experience

What the fuck? this is literally the most brainless fucking thing in the world filled with 95% foreigners who can't speak english.

Is this some sort of shit filter to make sure only serious applicants join, regardless of experience? or are they really that fucking stupid which is why they're recruiting non-stop?
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>tfw making some Bolognese pasta to eat in this cold weather

Feels comfy man
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>>25815162
That's a dirge.
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>>25815141
>Everyone I know my age lives at home as well apart from one dude.
Everyone you know are failures and man children?

>Are you like 40 or something?
>This isn't the 1970s anymore grandad.
>You can't just get a job down the coal mine and afford your own house.
I'm 23, but nice try retard.

>>25815167
See above
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>>25815199
>Sunday
>mummy not making you a roast
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>>25815181
>or are they really that fucking stupid which is why they're recruiting non-stop?
bingo
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>>25815181

Previous experience is literally a shit filter to stop non serious applicants from applying because people just mass apply for jobs.

They just wanna see how serious you really want it and what are you willing to do to get the job.
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>>25815210
When I was up with a stinking hangover at 1pm the last thing I need is a plate full of veg stuck in front of my face.
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>>25815208
How did you afford to move out at 18?
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>>25815181
Buyer's market mate. They can pick and choose exactly who they want.
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Why are the threads full of smug antagonising twats arguing about pointless shit always trying to put each other down and score points these days, not comfy at all
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>>25815208
>spends literally everyday posting on r9k
>still calls others failures and manchildren
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>>25815208
You're 23 and you talk like you're about 60? You must be a blast at parties mate.
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>>25815210
Most overrated food in Britain
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>>25815240
There's always one twat who has to take the smug high ground, can't get rid of them all.
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Lads if someones selling something on eBay, and it has no bids, am I allowed to ask to buy it now?
Like I'm not going to get my dads account banned am I?
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>>25815227
By working hard 5-6 days a week and saving money. My family were dirt poor growing up.


>>25815240
>antagonising twats
So sensitive

>>25815244
>spends literally everyday posting on r9k
I literally only come on here once a week or so, I'm at work right now, getting paid while posting this... faggot.

>>25815254
>You're 23 and you talk like you're about 60? You must be a blast at parties mate.
>implying you can even throw house parties while living at your mums mate
>mfw
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>ordered a steak slice and chips at the work cafeteria
>get a fucking pasty

Why do they do this?
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>>25815278
>By working hard 5-6 days a week and saving money

Which job did you have that let you afford it? How did you save money if you had moved out?
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>Was gonna be wagekucking tomorrow
>get call from work
>they changed the rota and now i don't have to wagekuck till tuesday.
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>>25815278
>he works on a Sunday

Nice 'job' you got there kiddo
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>>25815273
You can try but most people will say no, as most bids happen within the last few hours of the bidding and the list price is the lowest possible price they're willing to accept (or they're certain it will go a lot higher and just want a lot of people to see it).
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>>25815278
>My family were dirt poor growing up.

Ah so the truth comes out. Grew up with a shitty poorfag family so was forced to move