No normies allowed edition
Saw a bunch of foreign student girls being interviewed by the police in burger king today.
Apparently one got her shit wrecked by some guy who grabbed cash off her, threw it away, then slammed her into the ground and ran off.
They were all joking and making Harry Potter references about eating chocolate to recover, but then she took a turn for the worse and had to be taken away in an ambulance because of head injuries.
I feel i must remind you all, Never trust a taig
Could't do better than that? I am disappointed.
Any of you lads want a snowball fight?
Bit shit throwing them at myself.
Nowt wrong with immigrants who do good work, bloody love the turkish kebab places and off licences both open till 3am near me
Jesus christ I wish, on my 4th now and not even feeling chilled yet
Stealthy ISIS thread?
Just had a comfy walk in the snow to my chicken shop, pushed my way through some chavs with ket wigs then chatted with my m8 Mohammed about how much we fucking hate kids whilst he made me a FRESH chicken fillet (I have connections like that, he even gives me free chips sometimes)
>tfw not sure if I want to have a fap
It's too early to go to bed but too late to do anything worthwhile. But I had a fap the day before yesterday. Literally don't know what to do desu
well I was gonna sit down and watch a fucking film, only got a few left I aint seen and don't feel like watching any of them.
my Friday night was too much like Saturday night, now its the real Saturday im a bit lost.
A move to ban child marriages in Pakistan has been withdrawn after meeting staunch resistance from a religious bidy, which branded to bill as "anti-Islamic"
Girls as young as 9yo were eligible for if "the signs of puberty are visible"
According to the Quran
>How long til they start protesting the same in western countries?
Listening to peter hitchens lads feeling comfy and /moral/
makes you feel absolute confidence, basically turns you into a self absorbed cunt and makes you very chatty which just results in super important super intense conversations about either stupid shit or shit that is too intense to be talking about on a fun night.
it's not enjoyable.
Who /boredoutoftheirmind/ here?
>tfw the boredom-depression's come back
>tfw so little to do other than browse the internet and play vidya that it's getting to me mentally
>literally clicking from one tab (which I opened an hour ago) to the next, barely focusing on it
>occasionally sit with my head in my hands, and stare at the keyboard, and it's just as interesting as what I was doing before
>tfw vague thoughts of things I'd like to do float through my mind (joining a gym mostly), but I won't have the motivation or energy to follow through with them
>tfw stopped asking friends if they wanted to do something because they're always "busy"
>also didn't want to add to the list of unanswered messages on fb and through text
>they never ask if I want to do anything, obviously
>tfw they all have significant others to spend their weekends and evenings with, and I have no-one except a flatmate who doesn't give a shit about me, who I barely see anyway
Might as well kill myself.
The scales say I'm 1 stone heavier than last time I checked, before christmas. No idea if they're accurate, but shit, I need to actually move in some way.
It's all about how much you take, for me
a small amount - will make me more energetic and aware, but aware of useless bullshit like a light flickering
medium amount - like being drunk for me only I actually have control over my body, so better than being drunk in every way
large amount aka too much - literally start screaming like a football hooligan in peoples faces, friend ended up knocking me out, I thanked him for it the next day since I remembered everything
Only time I've visited london I stayed with an internet friend there. Took me to... shit what was that burger place called again... the one that can fit like 5 people in it and it's got steel walls
Anyway, the onion fries. Literally the best thing I've ever tasted. The only thing I enjoyed about that London tbqh
I've seen how they look at girls. It's pretty disgusting.
Had to stare one down when I saw him going to approach a couple of lasses waiting to get picked up outside the train station, he noticed me and did a funny turn as if he was going somewhere else and then returned to his car.
I've done heroin, meth, and crack. It's very, very much different from drunk. Heroin is just like feeling perfect, meth is kind of rough and tweaky once you get past the amazing enlightened feeling euphoria, and crack is just crazy bursts of energy and good feeling.
I've had lsd, coke,e, mdma, shrooms.
cokes shit, though it does give you a solid buzz and gets you chatty which helps
lsd is pretty good in my opinion, I've had some great trips but health conditions make it so I just have bad trips now and can't sleep for 30 hours .
though it did help my depression and anxiety for a few months
shrooms twice, i prefer it over lsd. more mellow, and shorter, and you can sleep it off
mdma/E was pretty amazing I felt pure joy for the first time in years and it was so weird breaking out of a feeling less shell
what have you got against this slag lad?
Lads why am I having to do this when I make a google search?
Also earlier on I googled Taylor swift topless and had some warning police pop up...
Hoping that's just a virus.
Using a proxy or VPN, making lots of searches in a small amount of time, using certain phrases which bots search for (occasionally get that when googling uncommon error messages generated by my webserver)
Or sharing an IP with someone making suspicious requests
Anyone else get that moment when it's late at night, and your one or two actual friends have gone to bed and you realise you have no one else to message/text? Especially when there used to be loads of people?
>have every console with a huge backlog due to wagecucking and no free time
>spending 1100 quid on a gaming PC at the end of the month
>tfw even more games to not play and add to backlog
I want one but wagecucking makes my only hobby so much worse. I just want to play all these games but when I get home I'm tired and all I wanna do is play something easy to jump into like CoD.
Not him, but all my friends already seem to be acting like that. They're always constantly busy, and organising something has to be weeks in advance to have any chance of success. It'll be even worse if/when they have kids, unless I somehow do as well, at the same time, but that seems very unlikely.
>have vidya I want to play
>get home from work at half 5
>need to go to bed at 12
>get changed, have dinner, and check the websites I usually browse
>get distracted by other things
>by the time I've remembered I was going to play a game it's 9
>often don't even start playing it then, I'll carry on with what I was doing, and if there are a few games I'm thinking of playing I'll take ages deciding, while getting distracted again
>start playing at half 10
>have to keep watching the clock to make sure I don't lose track of time, which is a bit stressful
>don't really have that long to play, and so don't get too into it, and have to avoid starting anything that will take too long
>only get about 1.5 hours of vidya in, despite having 6.5 hours of free time (although that's mostly my own fault)
I both have a lot less free time than my NEET days, and also the awareness that I need to limit my free time, which makes it seem even shorter. If I had other obligations I'd have no time for my usual stuff either.
Difference being they rape them at a stupidly disproportionate rate.
I feel this too it is so depressing.
A few hours in the evening to exist after being at fucking work all day, and then you get the weekend, either hungover or doing shit you need to do or maybe jut relaxing for a bit. Working to live seems so pointless, you don't end up living.
I don't want to move out of my parents house because that would be admitting or just accepting that my life would be like that for the next 50 years (if I'm lucky). Plus I would go day without speaking to anyone if it wasn't for my parents
Anyone else have that moment when its late, all your friends have gone to bed, you've run out of booze, and you remember how shitty and pointless your life is, and what ways you could just end it all?
In the past, I'd always had this sense that there was your Life, and also Work. Life is like the default, normal state that you live in, where you are free to do whatever you want, and Work was something you also did, but to support your Life. Work seemed temporary, like you were doing it in addition to Life. This was mostly a childish idea, probably based on all the holidays that used to break up the school year.
Now it's all too clear that life is just Work, from now until I retire at about 70. Once a year I might take a week off for a holiday, and some around christmas, but other than that it's the weekly grind again and again for the next 5 decades. It seems exhausting.
My normie friends have expressed similar things to me, so it's not just us that think like this.
Right now I have a job I actually like, but I'm sure I'll get tired of it soon enough.
>and then you get the weekend, either hungover or doing shit you need to do or maybe jut relaxing for a bit
Yeah, I don't even do anything at the weekends. If I leave the house on both days, for something other than going to the shop, that's an eventful weekend for me.
Lads I finally found a jacket I've been looking for for ages, it took two months but I found someone selling one.
Problem is its a large, the chances of finding another one is almost impossible as they stopped making em about 25 years ago.
Shoud I buy it anyway?
I'm 6 foot and skinny so I doubt it will look good on me.
Getting to the point where I might invite this chavvy younger (LEGAL) girl I ocassionally bang around tomorrow. Been lonely as fuck and it been so long since I had sex. I always feel like absolute scum after and I'm terrified of her telling people about it (I went to the same school she still goes to and its slightly possible the info would reach people who could use it against me.)
>mfw it snowed
Freezing to death is almost worth it now.
Arranged to meet a tinder match for some kinky shit tonight and I get a text from her boyfriend who found her phone and the messages.
Fucking slags. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is lads
I think most people live in some kind of hope or optimism. They think they will make it big and be rich and be able to retire or that they will be able to get that dream job if they just stick at the grind long enough.
If your have any sense of reality or lead the unlucky life of a robot you will know these things are just not going to happen.
Maybe more people of our generation are realizing the 'haves' are born to it and there is no way you can become one of them
>tfw had a date set up with a qt on tinder but she "became involved with someone" the day before
>tfw had gotten hopes up that I would become a normal, gf-d person
>tfw half expected something to come up that ruined it for me
Is it autistic to go to a show on your own? It will be my first one and no one I know fucking wants to come
I think most people do it because they have relationships (both platonic and sexual) outside of work, which they can partly support through work. Like a group of guys who play golf or go out drinking or something; or a gf they're going to propose to, who they're planning a life with. Work's alright because they can maintain their standard of living and support a family.
We don't really have that, not in the same way. So it all seems pointless, just work and nothing to spend money on.
I have been to 2 on my own, had to go home the second time because too anxious, too many people in one spot
Iktf, I feel a gf would make me feel better, I just wish somebody would like me 2bh but I'm pretty average but balding at 22 and skin problems
My dad has said something similar he was talking with his coworkers about retiring or just jacking it in, and they thought it might be all well and good for him (an older guy) but they had kid and mortgages and everything to pay for, or parties or just things to buy.
I don't see that I will ever have this external need to work, nor do I have optimism of being a big deal one day.
I just go to work, so you are probably right about that.
see you soon britfag i met on omegle. it was a nice chat
First of all it's not memory it's storage, and who the fuck calls it a memory pen?
Before any of you faggots argue I know its "flash memory" inside it but it's still fucking storage.
prepare for trouble,
I will go to
this post and say "and make it double"
A dongle is something like those old retarded copy protection things or stuff like a Chromecast
I'm tired of retards calling storage memory
Selling the general public PC's has fucking gave me PTSD. You try and explain this other model has more memory and they claim 4GB is tiny their phone has more than that, I started using RAM instead of memory and they had no fucking glue what I was talking about. That job ruined my fucking hobby
The scary one had more red
>wait a minute
That m8 me but when is the square go
>try to enter giveaway on leddit
>need 10 leddit karma
>post my best joke on the joke place
>get 10+ upvotes
>mfw you don't get karma for making the thread
fucking reddit, what a retarded website with a retarded layout and GBP system fucking cunt website
Finished re-watching k-on and not really sure to do with myself now desu lads
>mfw captcha asks for pics of tea
She's all yours pal, but your taste is commendable.
(really, all k-ons are best k-on
>you STILL have to scroll up and down the page to see which post a post is replying to
Just do what 4chan does, it would make it a lot easier.
>tfw TheRobotPill is still there, unused
>tfw I'm a mod there
<trip fags are a constant>
What're my fortune back then then ses
>ask some one that knew?
I've only learnt 4 and a half things to day lads.
How was your day?
what are Dorset girls like?
what's white on top and brown on the bottom?
What's brown on the top and white on the bottom?
Why are all the good jokes racist?
I just streamed it 2bh, pretty shit weekend don't want your time on moyes
>implying normies aren't still smashing town with the girlies still
On my 4th nespresso of the day and watching In The Night Garden. I hope that fucking zeplin crashes with iggle piggle on it
Fat lazy ma came back last night after 4 nights away. Got an appointment to see the CAB on Tuesday to push for sole custody and remove her from my house legally. I haven't told her this yet. Can't wait to get rid of her tbqh and just be single dad which I am practically anyway
Put something on the end of it lads.
I know. Fanny magnet mate. But until I cut this unsightly blight from my life I steer clear. Saying "his mother isn't really interested so it's just the two of us..." Gets them as wet as a carol kirkwood weather report.
I'm not sure they are, you just tend to remember the racist ones more because of the extra spiciness.
Also the non-racist jokes I remember tend to be long-winded shaggy dog stories which don't work so well written on an imageboard (but then I don't have anything better to do anyway).
So there's a woman who'se cheating on her husband. Her and the lover are going at it one day in her house when suddenly they hear the front door open. The wife panics: "My husband's home early! Quick, hide in the wardrobe!" The lover jumps inside and shuts the door, but to his surprise he finds himself not alone in there - he's sharing the space with the couple's seven year old son. The son looks up at him as the dad comes upstairs: "Geez, it's real dark in here. I might scream, y'know." The lover panics and begs with the boy: "Please, please, don't scream! Here, I'll give you a tenner!" The boy just turns up his nose at this "Geez, it sure is real dark though. Like, I'm sure I'm going to scream soon." The man cracks and eventually gives the boy a hundred quid to not scream. A little while later, the husband leaves the room, the lover sneaks off and the son runs off to go buy himself a shiny new bike.
The next day, he's riding his new bike around and his dad comes home and looks at him funny. "Where'd you get the money for that, then?" The kid doesn't really know what to say. "I found it". His dad is thoroughly unimpressed and decides he'd better put the fear of god in his son. He drags him down to the church and throws him in the confession booth. "If you won't tell me, tell the priest and God!". The boy sits in the box and blinks a few times, then looks over to the dividing panel. "Geez, it sure is dark in here." The priest on the other side sighs heavily.
"Let's not start that again."
I have indeed been here pretty much all night.
good luck pal
>tfw going to have been awake 48 hours at 10
I'm shivering from cold even though the heating is on, have ringing in my ears and am seeing things out the corner of my eye, my motor skills are terrible too
>snowed last night
>decent coating but stopped after 3 hours
>will now turn to slush, destroy the grass, make everything icy and make everything look like shit
Why do we never get interesting weather in the UK? I don't remember the last time we had a lot of snow. It never gets really hot in the summer either like it does in Spain or Portugal.
Our weather is so fucking boring and shit.
suck your mum
wow are you like 6 months old, do you not remember the heatwave?
He's a weird one. When it comes to ruining feminists he's always right with proper facts and figures and takes absolutely no shit. When he talks about other political stuff, I have seen him plain making shit up, cherry picking facts, and using derogatory terms in place of a decent argument. As long as he sticks to the SJWs, he's great.
>another 4 days until it's safe to check my bank balance
WHEN DO THE CO OP RESTOCK THE FUCKING BAKERY YOU CUNTS
>watching milo rip feminists to shreds on bbc one live stream
>tfw i don't even have a tv license
fuck the law, boys
God damn that ending was painful.
If that crowd represents the thoughts of this country then we are doomed, lads.
Calling for new laws to stop them being ''offended''
Applauding lying feminists who scream ''muh white priviledge'' at everything
That one fucking cunt who kept butting in was on Sky news screaming ''its opression'' when that australian got fined 5k for flirting and asking out a reporter...
She claimed it was because there was a ''power dynamic'' in play as to why he asked her out...
ITS OVER LADS
>interview for a full time night shift grocer in tesco
what should I wear? any suit or blazer seems overdressed, meanwhile I don't think looking like a subhuman chav wearing t-shirt/jeans/trainers would be acceptable either.
Do I just wear a collared shirt and tie?
So you intend to go to an employer where you hope to be given a job, and the first impression you want to make with the interviewer is that you don't think that employer is worth putting the effort in for?
It really isn't, at the end of the day it's an interview. You're thinking about the job itself, but the interview is a lot more formal by nature. If you actually get the job you won't be seen wearing a suit and tie, but while you're getting interviewed there is absolutely nothing wrong with formal wear
>have a nice shower
>mfw loads of dead skin
who /skinproblems/ here?
Skin on my hands/feet are always peeling, behind my ears are always dry and cracked and my scalp is so flaky, sometimes get these little orange scab things on my scalp
No. I got a job in a supermarket on the spot by wearing a suit to an interview.
The manager literally stopped me on the way out, complimented my shoes and offered me the job.
I went to my college interview in a suit because I have no fucks to give, mate.
ok makes sense I'll wear something nice, got an open recruitment day 2.5 hours earlier as well in a restaurant so I'll wear the same snappy clothing.
>tfw gonna eat almost no carbs today and tomorrow so I temporarily look much leaner and will be more hireable thanks to facial definition and a smaller tummy
Oh bread, pizza and mashed sweet potatos, how I'll miss you.
If you're overdressed for the occasion, they'll just think "Oh, wow you're a bit formal" and be over it in a second.
If you're underdressed, they'll think you haven't put in the effort.
It's always better to go overdressed and make it seem too much, as even though you may look silly in front of others, you put in the effort.
>Nothing as bad as that
>skin cracks and bleeds
That's worse than this 2bh, my skins just dry and rough all the time if I scratch my back I get loads of dead skin under my nails even though it's soft back there
I'll order this shit, I've tried lotions and stuff before but it made me skin softer and peel more
If its as bad as that picture then yeah it will fix that shit right up mate. I get that level of peeling occasionally after being in the cold or playing various stringed instruments (cock included) and it vanishes after using cocoa butter...
>first full day of work tomorrow since last April
>Wake up half 6
Being made redundant in a dead city sucks hard
who else here /frenchtoast/ sunday tradition?
>What are you, a bunch of girls? Men using anything like that is completely unacceptable and makes you a girly-man.
I bet your self esteem is absymal isn't it mate?
>LITERALLY NO ONE LOOKS OUT FOR THEIR HEALTH AND DIETS CORRECTLY BECAUSE THATS FOR WOMEN
>LITERALLY NO ONE READS BOOKS BECAUSE THATS FOR NERDS
>LITERALLY NO ONE SHOWERS BECAUSE THATS NOT MANLY
>WHAT??? YOU ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER YOURSELF?? ARE YOU A WOMEN OR SOMETHING???
you fucking faggot.
I WANT TO GO CO OP BUT IT'S COLD AND SNOWY AND SHIT, I WANT SOME DANISH CROWNS AND CINNAMON ROLLS AND SOME FRESH BREAD FOR HAM SANDWICH AND MAYBE SOME LUCAZADE PINK LEMONADE AND A 1BONG SCRATCH CARD, ALSO SOME BURRITO SPICE MIX I'VE BEEN MEANING O GET THAT FOR DAYS
NOT SHOUTFAGGOT JUST SOME ANGRY GUY BUT NOT ANGRY FAGGOT TOO MANY FUCKING HUMAN MEMES IN THIS GENERAL
>feeling ok for quite a while wrapped up in new interests and goals, decent to watch a movie, decide I should risk some of my time and watch a foreign film.
>My sassy girl
And everything comes crashing back down. Fuck you.
Those people who said "Trump wanting to ban Muslims from the US is completely unacceptable. Let's ban him from the UK", do they realise the irony? I want to believe it's all some big joke but I think people are actually serious about it.
he's salty as fuck
Pic related, Alex Salmond's face forever
maybe don't read headlines or fb to make your opinions
he said they should shut down immigrant/refugee influx from the middle east until they can get a system in place that ensures people coming in aren't ISIS sleepers. You know, similar to the ISIS sleepers who got into France as refugees 2 weeks prior to killing over 100 people with machine guns.
Anyone who says this is unreasonable or bigoted is a fucking moron.
I don't think his ban Muslims policy was realistic. It's nice to have someone who can fund his own campaign with his own money though. That way he can actually say what he thinks, not what his donors want him to say.
>we /bargainhunt/ now
He wanted to ban some people from entering a place, and the people who think he's bad for doing that, want to ban him from entering a place.
How can they take themselves seriously?
Course there's paki's in Glasgow, Edinburgh too. They're not around the whole country like England though. Show me the paki gangs lad, you can't. They like to do their creampieing in England.
You're a complete retard
>He wanted to ban some people from entering a place,
>and the people who think he's bad for doing that
The reasons he's bad is WHY he wants to do what he wants to do, it makes him a bigot
He's being banned because he's a bigot
Oh, then you're just deluded. Is that what you tell yourself when rasheed is having his way with your little sister? 'T-There's cities 100% muslim in Scotland! I s-swear on me mums life'. Kek.
We're going to need manly men after the bomb drops and we have to fight for survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, you won't be worrying about the softness of your skin then m80
Isn't it inherently amusing that they want to do the same thing against him that they're upset about him doing though?
I don't know, maybe we're looking at it in different ways but I can't be the only one who finds it funny.
If that happens every celebrity and politician will be the first to be killed. They all have people that hate them and with no laws they will be the first to be eaten.
>tfw Iain Duncan Smith sandwich followed by Simon Danczuk soup
hearty meal desu.
Fine, don't expect me to let you in to my bomb shelter when the whole of the UK becomes an irradiated wasteland, I'll be comfy with my canned food and anime archive while you're fighting with the looters over sacks of dried cat food at the burnt-out shell of the local Sainsbury's.
>He's being banned because he's a bigot
>The reasons he's bad is WHY he wants to do what he wants to do, it makes him a bigot
No, my friend... you're the only retard here. Trump said he wants to FOR NOW, to stop them coming to America. Not permanently.
You're literally just spouting some shit you read on twitter as fact.
Go read a book, you fucking mong.
You'd shout bigot at fucking anything if social media and popular culture tells you to wouldnt you?
>deleted instagram a while ago
>make a new one
>upload a couple pics
>get a few followers and follow a few people
>like a few pics
>suddenly blocked from commenting
Wtf is this? Why can't I comment? I wasn't posting anything malicious, racist or unoriginal.
>Gary saved money with MoneySuperMarket and now he feels EPIC!
enough to make me want to kill myself
>enough to make me want to kill myself
Any advert is enough for this, I stopped watching live TV because of them.
Adverts that have nothing to do with what they're advertising are a special kind of awful though.
>accusing someone of being gay when he poses to take his own picture and uploads it to the internet solely to seek approval from peers and feel ''liked''
>getting this mad that someone uses social media
Chill out nerd. Gonna take that reaction image though.
My most hated advert at the moment is I think by Nationawide with that song
>everyone's got bills
Where they thought they could make being a debtslave seem fun and appealing by making a a black reggae singer man sing about it.
>just shaved off my beard
>OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
I feel like a hairless freak right now, I don't want to go outside
I did that about a week ago, I didn't realise how much of a chinlet I am without it. It's growing back now at least, I looked like a fucking freak. I'm nearly 30 and I looked like a teenager.
So lads I have done it
July last year I was robot prime, I am now the King of the normies with a Virgin Qt GF. I drink and Play pool with normies then go home and finger my gf and get blown. Shits good
>stupid nigger spends life savings on lottery tickets
>still doesn't realise that even with all those tickets her chances of winning are absolutely minute
>OBVIOUSLY doesn't win
>makes gofundme page asking for donations for her and her family as they have no money now
>it gets shut down
Anyway, I'm about to eat pizza and chicken nuggets. Sriracha or tabasco?
I've been a normie forever.
>drink and play pool
Sounds like something you've done a few times and now think you're king of the normies.
>finger and get blown
>still hasn't fucked her
>I didn't realise how much of a chinlet I am without it
I thought exactly the same. Looked in the mirror and just stared. My face looks sore as hell and my chin looks tiny.
>You probably look much better without a beard.
The reason people grow beards is to hide a weak or double jaw.
No, thats not the reason people grow beards. Some people look a million times better with a well kept beard than clean shaven.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I'm guessing you can't grow one lol
Any man can grow a beard.
The reason they don't shave is because they have a weak jawline or double chin which they wish to hide.
There is a good reason beards are known as face fedoras.
I used to have a beard until I realised I looked like a cunt with it. I joined the TA soon after that so no beards allowed anyway. Clean shaven for ten years now. Nothing to do with "not being able to grow one."
>Any man can grow a beard.
Yeah... no they can't. Alot of men have terrible facial hair genetics.
>There is a good reason beards are known as face fedoras.
To who? You and your boys? Lmao, please.
I'm not a chinlet... It just looks small after shaving off the beard. Nice reading comprehension bro.
I like how you jump to the conclusion that I'm a paki because I linked an article on a 'black website' even though I saw the link somewhere else.
I'm white and you're mentally ill you stupid fucking cunt.
Mate you can't backtrack once you've admitted you're a chinlet. Real men have jaws and don't need beards.
I bet you think you look real smart when you stroke your face fedora, lel.
>spray on black mould
>wait 30 mins
I managed to clear my entire bathroom and house of blackmould in less than a few hours. It's literally magic.
>Shut the fuck up you tosser
Alright big man, you're scaring everyone
>I can picture the exact type of person you are and its pissing me off
No you can't because this is the internet you fucking mong
>I bet you think you look real smart when you stroke your face fedora
>Real men have jaws and don't need beards.
I bet you're a real man aren't you mate? Posting on an online imageboard thats filled with images of japanese cartoons and virgins complaining about not having girlfriends and you still want to come across as being a ''real man''
...Lol, give it a rest, you fucking bellend.
You're on /r9k/, in /britfeel/ talking about how you'd break the face of someone you know nothing about. I want you to just take a few seconds to realize how fucking stupid you are
that reminded me of a picture of how hair follicles are transplanted.
Lads is the housing market about to crash?
I think it is, I onyl ask because I've been trying to buy a house for the past two months but supposedly the chain is keeping me from moving.
The estate agents won't answer the phone and when they do you can tell they wish they hadn't since they just fumble about telling me they have no info.
Tempted to drop out of the purchase and just wait for it to come tumbling down again.
m8 it's the series of purchases above your one, the place the people you're buying from are buying from etc.
It can be a right pain if someone 3 or 4 purchases up the chain has no where to move into because the whole thing's at a stand still.
I don't think so. There's a lot of new houses being built, but they're all tiny so they can cram as many of them into the space as possible to get more for their money on the land.
You can have to build social housing if you make more than a certain number of new properties, so you'll be living near scum too.
If anything, house prices will continue to go up if you want space to live in and decent neighbours.
I don't see how the prices can keep going up like they have, there just aren't enough people with all the money to buy the super expensive houses. It will only take the interest rate going up to make a lot of mortgages unaffordable
Fuck me living with my parents after living alone for 2 years is doing my nut in.
Constantly getting on my back for not sitting at the table for lunch, not making conversation with them, not acting like we're one big happy family.
I'm nearly 25 fucking years old with a job and an independent life, I'm only staying here as a temporary thing, I wish they wouldn't act like I'm back and 15 again.
I should have a fucking gf and be thinking about kids at this point, not running around my parents house. how you permaneets do it is beyond me.
I was at work today and some girl wanted to buy something from my co-worker but she was just pointing at things. He got annoyed and started shouting at her to say what she wants because he cant see what she's asking for.
Then her face kind of dropped into this look of complete dejection and starting signing at him.
It's bad for homeowners because they have less theoretical money, it's good for first time buyers.
A lot of old people are retards who don't use their home as somewhere to live but use it as a money making machine.
They will keep going up due to demand. As the population grows demand for housing grows thus house prices rise. Eventually I think you will see two distinct classes in the UK, a small class of home owners who own multiple properties which they rent privately, and the larger population simply renting a bedroom with little aspiration of owning an entire actual home.
m8 I'm only here because I'm waiting to move into another place and the timing didn't work out between there and my old place, so I'm stuck here for January, it's been 3 weeks and I'm ready to rip my hair out.
It's a good thing I didn't live her properly before, every member of my family is constantly asking me to go out and do stuff for them.
I just want to be left alone.
I got dumped by text, well not even. Was dating a girl for a few months and suddenly she just stops texting me back.
I got the hint after a few days and stopped bothering. She did text me a few months after apologizing with the whole "it's not you it's me" line but I never responded.
I'm paying them for the pleasure of being here as much as I would be if I were renting somewhere else so for all intents and purposes I'm a tenant in their house for one month which as far as I'm concerned means I shouldn't be bothered with family fun time bollocks.
Unless you're talking about an air conditioning / heating system, the temperature gauge is the temperature your boiler heats the water going through your pipes to, not how hot it will attempt to make your house
>there are low test faggots doing this willingly
>but I never responded.
Good lad, don't give her the satisfaction of thinking she's done the right thing and smoothed everything over.
Silence/taking attention and the spotlight away from a woman is the single most powerful message they seem to understand. They only want what they can't have.
Lads I think my parents have realised I'm a complete fuck up or something. Rather than their normal 'pull yourself up by your boot straps, get a job' kinda thing they've just been actually nice to me lately. Feels pitiful. They ask me how I am, my mum invited me to go outside with her the other day and my dad bought me some beers when they went shopping. They've stopped telling me that I need to get a job and get a drivers license and move out.
Really uncomfortable. I think it might be some kind of reverse psychology trick.
Yea it's weird when I did have a job and was a bit of a normie they'd constantly be onto me about I need to do x, y and z but now that I have basically hurled myself into the abyss they're nice as pie.
My sister is bi polar and tried to kill herself recently so I don't know if they're worried I'll do the same or something lol
I thought it was no worse than any of the other sci fi films around at the same time.
imma probably watch some hitler documentaries later. I have a few facts to look up.
need to clean a bit, and maybe fap.
there aren't enough hours
Shit like this is why I could never be married.
Women in relationships just seem to bang on and on about the most inane bollocks 24/7.
Just pick a fucking case and dump your shit in it. How more dads don't go nuts is beyond me.
My mum has become a right miserable cunt as she's gotten older. She's turning into what my Gran was like before she died.
Moans and bitches about fucking everything. Even makes me start snapping at her now.
>I thought it was no worse than any of the other sci fi films around at the same time.
Looper was good but I saw the twist coming a mile away
I liked the Resident Evil Retribution and Iron Sky but they were stupid fun, not "good films"
The Worlds End was disappointing compared to the previous 2
I liked a few comic book movies too if you count that, but I think that's about all the sci-fi I've seen from the time.
Someone on her had a theory about how women are genetically programmed to turn into massive cunts once they hit a certain age for some sort of evolutionary purpose. I think to scare the males away so the males can breed with women who can still have kids or something.
They had to line up all the dozen of cases, she is just whining saying dumb inane shit. she has made a 5 minute job into a fucking massive task and then she will complain about it. They need matching cases, but not them they took them last time. etc etc
When anything happens or you make any noise or say anything she starts screeching "Whats wrong now??" or "What was that?" for no reason at all.
She will make a big fucking deal and throw a tantrum about nothing
>being this bitter
I'm sorry you don't have a nice family mate, but there is no need to take it out on others just because they were born in more fortunate circumstances. No one can choose it.
kek my parents would have freaked if I dropped out of uni a few years back but I did it last year and they didn't care. Really supportive desu. All because I was diagnosed with depression by a doc so they are being nice.
Really comfy but do need to get a job otherwise I'll go insane. Nice to have my parents not bitching at me for once though.
>When anything happens or you make any noise or say anything she starts screeching "Whats wrong now??" or "What was that?" for no reason at all.
Jesus Christ this. Has to comment on EVERY SINGLE THING and mostly in a negative tone.
Nice argument, bro. Keep it up!
Enjoy living with mummy and daddy while your peers surpass you in every way.
Even so, he was complaining about his family wanting him to sit at the table with them during dinner. Is he 10 years old or what?
If he doesn't want to do this and atleast entertain them...Don't allow yourself to be in such a shit position in life that you have to move back in with your parents at 25 years old.
>Enjoy living with mummy and daddy while your peers surpass you in every way.
Everyone I know my age lives at home as well apart from one dude.
Are you like 40 or something? This isn't the 1970s anymore grandad. You can't just get a job down the coal mine and afford your own house.
>apply at a warehouse job
>all of them want previous experience
What the fuck? this is literally the most brainless fucking thing in the world filled with 95% foreigners who can't speak english.
Is this some sort of shit filter to make sure only serious applicants join, regardless of experience? or are they really that fucking stupid which is why they're recruiting non-stop?
>Everyone I know my age lives at home as well apart from one dude.
Everyone you know are failures and man children?
>Are you like 40 or something?
>This isn't the 1970s anymore grandad.
>You can't just get a job down the coal mine and afford your own house.
I'm 23, but nice try retard.
Previous experience is literally a shit filter to stop non serious applicants from applying because people just mass apply for jobs.
They just wanna see how serious you really want it and what are you willing to do to get the job.
By working hard 5-6 days a week and saving money. My family were dirt poor growing up.
>spends literally everyday posting on r9k
I literally only come on here once a week or so, I'm at work right now, getting paid while posting this... faggot.
>You're 23 and you talk like you're about 60? You must be a blast at parties mate.
>implying you can even throw house parties while living at your mums mate
You can try but most people will say no, as most bids happen within the last few hours of the bidding and the list price is the lowest possible price they're willing to accept (or they're certain it will go a lot higher and just want a lot of people to see it).