>tfw Paddy will never satisfy your yellow fever
Get the fuck out /tv/ and take your normie shit show with you
I want to live in that arse.
I fucking hate this program, but I'll watch it because I enjoy my own rage
Oh shit son what the fuck are you doing.
>I travel the world
One thing that those vids have taught me is that roasties will turn their lights off over LITERALLY ANYTHING
Leave God's Country alone
>Tfw no fat essex slag gf
>tfw there will never be an episode where they do just that with the fella as CIA and Paddy as Bane
I imagine Essex to be a weird place where everyone pretends cameras are on them, roidbars are on every corner, and people talk like they're robots but also unbelievably stupid at the same time
What the fuck is that 40-something year old roastie with the arm tattoo doing there?!
I used watch this with mommy and she would guess who I would pick and we both would laugh and I would add them to the wank bank for the evening. But not tonight as she hasn't talked to me in a day as called her a shriveled up old cunt.
>tfw some lad a year younger than me is bagging pussy on TMO but she's a dog so it's okay
>16 years old
>Girls born in the year 2000 look like this now
>it is now legal to have sex with girls born in a different millennium to you
Emma Watson is fucking trash m8.
I sometimes feel like we have some of the dumbest women in the world. I don't mean the whole of the UK, I mean England specifically.
Am I wrong?
its overrated trust me.
>gonna go pub for a couple after work, it is friday
nope, gotta go round hers and do fuck all (and shag)
>nackered after work, think I'll stay at home and watch a film
nope, gotta reply to her texts every 5 shits
>lads holiday. should be brilliant
have to check in every morning noon and night, and when you get back shes a massive cow towards you
She looks like Odo off Deep Space Nine so she's probably 60.