sweet dreams lil nippa edition
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
Just imagine how hard he's straining that skinny little wrist trying to keep the sword tip off of the ground. With his arm all bent into his hip too so you know his bicep is struggling to support it.
>not being able to be this much of an edgelord
why even live
>only got 3 hours of sleep
>still awake at 1am
when will this nightmare end?
How do you know if your mental?
Occasionally I'll stop and look at myself and my life and think something has to be wrong with me but then I'm pretty sure I'm just a prick and I'm looking for an excuse.
>"The main difference between gammon and ham is that gammon will be sold raw and needs to be cooked; ham is sold cooked or dry-cured and ready for eating."
>Don't worry, Shariah's coming so these tough culinary challenges will no longer be a problem.
i thought this was going to suck but it turned out to be really really good. You're very talented anon. I believe i recently read your JC poem and if you are the one who wrote the Angryanon diddys they were excellent too.
My dad had a stroke a few years ago, he hasn't been the same since.
My sister has left him on his own because of how he is.
If anybody here has watched the Sopranos he's pretty much Uncle Junior, I'm fed up of how my mum's family, sister and her friends give my dad loads of shit, he's an ill old fucking man for god's sake
Ordered some womens yoga pants and they arrive tomorrow
gonna be a lewd weekend
You don't pay income tax on lottery wins but you pay taxes on interest earned above 15 kilobongs per year (getting reduced to 5 kilobongs later this year though), which you'll get if you win a jackpot and don't put it in an ISA or something like that
got rejected on saturday lads, I'm still half in love with her and I still haven't gotten better. I still feel like shit and I still think about her all the time, when does this pain end?
>mfw I've never actually been in love
Hopefully, I'll never have to deal with the crushing sadness of rejection.
I have lurked these threads for quite some time, and as of late it seems the racism in threads has taken a turn for the worse. I didn't used to mind it, but now it's getting out of hand. As a native Pakistani I am rather worried that a large majority of you that post in these threads have taken the fear and propaganda spouted by the likes of /pol/, Daily Mail, Sky news etc. seriously. This is a big deal as it makes me rather uncomfortable and unwelcome when reading threads. I remember a time when the banter in these threads was just simple banter, but now it really seems as though most of you really are trying to hurt the poster you're replying to. If you could all please stop with the constant racist and offensive rhetoric it would be much appreciated. Thanks, love you all.
I noticed I do and think weird shit like I haven't left my house for over a month and I spend over 24 hours at a time in bed (apart from getting up to piss, receive food delivery, occasional shower) a quarter of my room is a mountain of beer cans and I can't sleep because I am convinced if I do my next door neighbour will break in and kill me. The few text messages I get (well, two in the last two months) I ignore because I am convinced they are only texting me out of pity and don't really like me so I don't want to speak to them. My mother is nice but I feel incredibly uncomfortable talking to her, I basically try to live a Ghostflatmate existence to my parents to avoid the interaction. I eat mostly take out but I can't stand that 10 second interaction with the delivery person and the anxious wait beforehand.
I don't want to see anyone anymore in fact.
In terms of mental thoughts. I have no hope for the future apart from the hope/belief I will be dead within 12 months. I can find literally no point or reason to want to continue existing as me but I think that if I kill myself I'll have to come back as me again and do it again which terrifies me. The only enjoyment I find in anything at this point is wanking and getting drunk.
It seems like a weird way to live considering this time last year I was a turbo normie with a job and plans and people I would hang out with. I would be overly confident with people and my own abilities, I was certain I was the best at work was going to get promoted, start a band ,write a book, host a podcast, achieve the physique of Zyzz...Back when I was being a normie many people would call me 'eccentric' but even now I am unsure why. It's part of what makes me think they don't really like me. I've done some impulsive things in the past which didn't make sense afterwards (like I said pissing in my neighbours letter box, public sex acts with prostitutes, etc) but I wouldn't say that is eccentric, a lot of people do that.
It's not the first time I've been like I am now, I was similar but not to such a great degree for long periods of time before my trip to normieville (which I realised I didn't actually enjoy in the end, which is why I left). I think spending so much time in normieville has made me see the vast contrast in the two ways of life and thus made me think no normal person would live like this.
Really though I think I am just trying to connect dots where there aren't any so I can try to giv myself some kind of excuse for, as I said, being a stupid lazy prick.
They didn't, I was hanging out with friends. One friend-of-a-friend gave me a dirty look so I don't think he likes me anymore.
Also I wasn't going all out, I was hiding my true power level, like Cell beating up Krillin.
Where have you been? Are you still here?
I HOPE YOU BRIT FAGS KNOW THAT WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL HERE IN AMERICA TO KEEP THE NON-WHITES LIKE YOU DIRTY PIECES OF SHIT OUT OF OUR GLORIOUS COUNTRY! BRITAIN IS NOT WHITE! Y'ALL ARE JUST ANOTHER SHIT STAIN COUNTRY LIKE SWEDEN, AND NONE OF YA FAGS ARE WELCOME HERE NO MORE!
>"I was overwhelmed by their distress" she told reporters. "Their lives have been brutally turned upside down".
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and i'll tell you how I became the prince of this hospital bed.
>work pretty much alone on Saturday
>one guy always comes to talk to multiple times a shift
>most boring autistic man I've ever met
>never gets the hint to fuck off
>other people hide from him when they see him coming
He's driving me insane boys and it's only 8 30. He's the kind of guy to try having a conversation with you whilst you're eating you dinner. He just doesn't get it.
Dadanon reporting in.
Child teething to the max and has woken up screaming pretty much on the hour every hour since 8pm last night. I'm a quivering jelly of a human being and now have to perform normal dadanon duties throughout the day like I had 8 hoursleep.
Put something on the end of if lads.
1. Make the fat slag mum do it or get a court order seeking sole custody.
2. Whisky on the gums doesn't work, but a tablespoon in his bottle will conk him out like the average drunk
Haven't seen far lazy mum for a few days. It's a joy. I told her she could leave and wouldn't have any responsibility over child. She just laughed and said she'd rather stay and let me support them both. She went out drinking on Wednesday and not home yet.
Not going to give alcohol desu cal poly and teething powder.
Its 9:30 in the morning and i'm already pissed lads
ITS A GOOD FEEL
>not pulling out
>not rejecting fatties on a regular basis
>having a kid with a fatso
>not convincing her to get an abortion
>not being a general sick cunt
I feel sorry for you
Feel for you bro. I have my lad pretty much to myself. Going to go the CAB to see how i can obtain solo custody. My life with the ma is a hell. Life would be better with just the two of us.
Might even meet qt single ma and start a new life.
I think I just heard a track from the Mass Effect 3 OST being used in a ad for BBC drama on 6 Music.
It's a niche kind of feel and I was half asleep so I can't be sure, but I had to tell someone anyway.
Because she was trying to trap me into supporting her and getting the CSA involved and I couldn't remember much about the encounter with her. In my head there was more chance of it not being mine. But he was.
Haha lads, I did a Dee Dee yesterday and got the bus to a place in town I've never been to before, miles away from home.
Was worth it. Ventured to a really cosy Kentish village called Wye. Was once voted 3rd best place to live in the UK.
It was in the early evening which makes everything so, so comfy with the streetlights on very dim. Seeing the pink skies over the green fields was splendid. There was a flowing river, called the Great Stour. A few pubs, very quiet streets, and a railway goes through the village. There were comfy old terraced houses that looked high quality.
Went into an estate agents to ask where the bus stops are and there was just this one really pretty young blonde bird in there, she was very kind and helpful. I imagined her as my gf.
I had to wait 40 minutes for the bus and got home 2 hours late, but whatever, now I know where I want to retire.
It's only worth it if the day is nice. I looked at the town on Google maps streetview and it looks shit because it's a gloomy overcast midday.
Going to a new place when it's sunny or almost twilight is best. Utmost comfy impression.
It's Saturday morning anons, no better time to post you're waifu
Did you see the shop "Bill Fries of Wye" and wonder if he changed his name from "Smith" to "Fries" so it'd rhyme with Wye?
Did you manage to not blow your cover while getting the answer?
>I think my bird would have something to say.
>He thinks he done proper LSD in 2016
Lmaoooooo, no mate.
There hasn't been a good batch of lucy since the mid 70's, you fucking whoppa.
Enjoy the incoming anxiety you're about to face
I salute you brother.
You have raised the bar for /britfeel/ shitposts
Because I don't have an open fire and the pub does.
>tfw just seen some bird i used to smash and treat like a mug
>had a look on her instagram
>shes now a professinal model
>is literally 10/10 now
>she cheated on her boyfriend with me like 2 years ago
>i've probably gone from a 8.5/10 to a 5/10 during that time
WHY WHY WHY
HOW DOES ONE ESCAPE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION /BRITBROS/?
ITS FUCKING MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Yeah but if you are anxious and depressed you will just end up feeling worse, especially if like that guy one is a failed normie. He will get no help at all, told to kill himself, to fuck off, and get Reee'd at.
>tfw oneitis just message me to say she's in town next week and wants to go out for dinner and drinks
I-is this it?
>you are there waiting with your little suit on and a rose to give her
>she shows up with large burly man with earring and spiky hair
>"this is my boyfriend Jonesy"
>"alright champ, haas it gaan? That flower for me? Hahahaha!"
>anxious and depressed
i'm looking for the cure mate
not even 2 years ago i was fucking atleast 4 girls at the same time minimum... now i can barely talk to anyone
Not really, it sucks up time. It's worthless and you don't really don't learn much. Doing literally anything else is better. Hell, even watching tv or movies is better than browsing 4chan because at least it gives you something to talk about.
If you browse 4chan all day, you quickly notice yourself become a very very boring person with fuck all to say to anyone irl. So yes, if you want to improve, leave this place asap.
>been posting on 4chan for around 9 years
>some underage shit tells you this isn't the place for you and that you need to leave
K E K
Publad here. My bro has just had a phone call saying he starts work Monday. He now needs taking for some new work boots. Not getting in the pub till about 2 now.
Happy for my bro
Gutted my pint or 5 is going to have to wait
That makes perfect sense desu man...but it's like a feedback loop
fuck off, i've been here since 08 but i was never socially anxious or depressed... i was just ''weird'' to a normie...
despite this, i still maintained a social life enough to fuck qts regularly. i've always been ''lone wolf'' type of dude (inb4 fedorah blah blah) you can't be a fedora if you're fucking models desu
i'm 23 now though and shit has gone downhill last 2 years but i've been told 20 is usually when mental health starts to fuck peoples shit up anyway...
Take out an electric guitar with you and a mini amp, halfway through the date stand on the table and play the solo in Tornado of Souls by Megadeth. It's the secret trick that always works, and now I am telling you. This might cost me my life as it is top secret, but I no longer care.
>How do I make a move?
Did you get lost? You're asking the wrong crowd lad.
There's an awful lot of hatred in here today lads. I, to most of you, would come across as a 'normie' Car, job, girlfriend. But deep down I'd love to be a NEET. it's just my self respect won't let me. Oh and the money.
What he said but instead of Megadeth, fuck that off and play Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat
JANE...CAME...BY WITH A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR
GUARANTEED TO MAKE HER MOIST MY LAD
>this will only work if you're literally 9 or 10/10
Why the fuck are there so many normies here now?
I came here to avoid people like you, just to have somewhere where that I felt I belonged.
Why do normie cunts have to ruin things wherever you fucking go?
back to your tumblr blog you sniveling boy
the hybrids are here now
She and I both love Leonard, I'd rather play The Stranger Song though 2bh.
"It's hard to hold the hand of anyone who is reaching for the sky just to surrender."
I feel like this might be a tad hard to explain - "yeah hold on - do you mind writing /britfeel/ 21/01/16 on my cock? Make sure you space it out right so you don't have to do tiny writing at the end." .
>The Stranger Song
>Famous Blue Raincoat
>not standing on the tables with your fedora on and belting out this song
EVEN THOUGH IT ALL WENT WRONG
I'LL STAND RIGHT HERE BEFORE THE LORD OF SONG
WITH NOTHING, NOTHING ON MY TONGUE BUT HALLELUJAH
"Sir, please get off the table now, you're scaring the other customers."
Shame, I have one that is amazing. Only downside is they take an hour plus to deliver. Guessing everyone knows they are the only good place here so they are always busy as fuck. Just waiting for them to open at 2 so I can order.
>post yfw a /britfeel/er posts a pic of him ragging a lass
My cat. The way he lives is like a neet animal. Sleeping on my bed all day, pissing about scratching stuff, sleeping again till his next meal which he doesn't need to do anything for, pissing about outside running after birds.
>tfw you weren't born with rich parents give you money so you can travel the world and jump out of planes
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
But only normie 1/10s ever get the chance with an 8+, you can get a qt gf as long as you're willing to settle with a few psychopathic tendencies and unwillingness to leave the house
The thing is I have a better understanding of statistics that you. Let me explain this to you.
Born in China: 1.4b
Born in India: 1.3b
Total people in the world: 7.1b
ie you have a 38% chance to be born in India or China. You have a 62% chance to be born outside of India or China.
Which is the more likely outcome?
>tfw this is my Dad
You're stupid. You can get a gf in less than a week from right now if you're not a fucking retard.
1. Get in any social group or make new friends
2. Maintain said ''social life'' even if you have to force it
3. Gf will come soon after
You have to be a literal mong or horribly disfigured to not have a gf. If you really want one as bad as r9k makes it seem then fucking stop being an autist.
Turn off your computer
Get a hobby
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
But of course, you don't want one... you just want to sit and rot away in your own pity while dreaming that some girl is gonna come and rescue you from your virginity and laziness.
You're worse than reddit tier fucks
of all countries your most likely to be born in china or india, but your more likely to be born outside india och china then inside
chinaindia>any other country
chinaindia<all other countries
Again, you were comparing Chinese and Indian to everything else. Your claim was that Chinese and Indian people were the 'most', ie the majority. What you said was wrong, I corrected you, and you are unable (too autistic) to admit you made a mistake.
So, for someone that wants to be human, they are not more likely to end up as Chinese/Indian than something else. It is more likely they will end up not being Chinese/Indian.
That is a completely different question to the point you addressed, please refrain from moving goalposts.
You said "most people are from China or India", you are wrong. Most people are not from China or India.
Fuck off cunt
You're retarded. Even autists have girlfriends. You just don't want one and/or are a lazy piece of shit.
>implying i'm not browsing r9k right now
Fuck off, you just want to feel sorry for yourself. I never said it's easy but it certainly isn't fucking hard...for anyone. I've known people who couldn't speak without trembling and getting tears in their eyes and still manage to maintain a social life and get a decent looking bird. You're just full of excuses.
It is. It also has weird native american scenes that pop up every now and again as if its trying to push some sort of agenda. Not worth the money to watch desu, watch Solace instead. Was pretty good m9
You are the one that is moving goal posts, you know full well if you are born a human you are most likely to be from China or India, just because I didn't say "than any other country" does not make me wrong.
And you call me autistic?
The sad part is I looked into the story it was 'based' on. That didn't have the whole killing his son. And fitzgerald was just a regular guy who made a mistake. It would have been better if both fitzgerald and leo were both good guys who became enemies because of a mistake. Would have been a bold thing to do for a movie but I just hated how generic it ended up being compared to the guys story who they based the movie on.
Lads. Do i go into work tonight?
I work in maxcas and have done kitchen for 3 years. New store manager comes in and says im on front. Tell him i have social anxiety and dont deal well with people. He said im in thw wrong job then, to which i replied must be and walkwd off.
I need the job because rent, but i dont want to go back after walking out because thwn im just a faggot who had a hissy fit.
You walked off, as in you walked out? That seems like you'd be fired for even if they didn't see that as a sure sign of you quitting.
But if you're struggling for cash then go, maybe they are understaffed and will let it slide.
>you are most likely to be from China or India
Not true. You are most likely to be born outside of China or India.
What is it about these simple statistics that you don't understand?
A true statement you could have made is "Most people are born in Asia, so a human is most likely to be asian". Instad you made a mistake and got upset when called out.
Fuck sake, what I wouldn't give to speak normally. Social skills are completely buggered, talking feels like a chore, and half the time, I cant get any words out, more of just a fucking mumble if anything
>Even autists have girlfriends
only if they become computer programmers with <Non-ASCII text is not allowed.>50k starting salaries, then somehow as if by magic they get girlfriends
People have wlked off before and basically got their shifts cut for a few weeks so Id probably be okay. Id probably get an official warning and need 3before they can fire me (unless serious like theft)
Ive got a couple missed phone calls from work so maybe ill go in early and just explain my shit.
It is not wrong though, the countries with most people on earth are China and India. Therefore if you are born a human you are most likely to be born Chinese or Indian than Swedish, Japanese, French whatever.
>Deluded. Some people are outcasts regardless of what they do. And I mean outcast literally.
Absolute bullshit. You choose to be an outcast 9 times out of ten... whether you realise it or not.
It's fucking simple and you've probably been told it many times... No one wants to be around sad and ''depressed'' people.
Depression isn't even real imo. It's just an inbalance which is essentially your brain telling you to fix your fucking shit. There is no depression in non western countries even though they live in dirt and have no fucking clean water... and this is coming from someone who's been diagnosed with ''depression'' and all sorts of other shit.
You're either bitter or repressed in some way, its on you to fix yourself, not society or your fucking doctor.
Get a job if you're NEET
Get a hobby
Keep yourself busy
Get into self improvement
Have a good diet
No. Even poor and ugly people have gfs. You can't be a 20 something year old virgin with asbolutely nothing going on for you other than browsing the net and wanking in to a sock to cartoons and still have high standards and not expect to be a fucking virgin for a long time.
If you were a women, would you want to fuck you? I doubt it
Despite your backpeddaling and goalpost manipulation, you are mistaken yet again. Just because it has the highest individual probability, does not make it the most likely outcome; The most likely outcome between being born in China and not being born in China, is to not be born in China.
You really, and I honestly mean this, need to sharpen up on your knowledge of statistics and distributions.
Your claim: You are most likely to be Chinese or Indian.
This is simply wrong.
Today is the day I finally stop posting in /britfeel/
I have noticed a rapid decline over the past few months to the point I don't even enjoy reading the threads anymore let alone post in them, this morning and last night being a particular example
It was nice while is lasted and I would like the take this opportunity to thank all the original lads if any of you are left for some great times
Cheers and all the best
Fucking ace in here because it's quiet as fuck
What is the point of going to a pub?
I can get booze and snacks cheaper from Tesco and sit at home drinking while doing something interesting. In a pub I have to put up with the smell and other patrons.
It's no wonder the pub is dying out.
ABOUT TIME ALL THE PAKIS GOT OUT
>I think you might be a closet queer
coming from the virgin lmao
>I have aspergers and social anxiety
POOR YOU! so do fucking thousands and thousands of other people... Myself included according to some doctors.
Keep making excuses and holding yourself back watch your life slide out of view m8, its not my life
>tfw ex gf from Uni has a linkdin profile for herself listing her as a "customer service advisor at M&S".
I don't think she is the sort of person that should have a linkdin profile kek.
>I'm 37, my life slid out of view decades ago.
What exactly is wrong in your life?
I'll be honest with you mate... you could still do alot of shit you want to do. Alot of people change careers at 40 and over...
If you really want to change your life its still possible.
Hit the gym, get a hobby, fix your diet, work on your anxieties day by day or... be the first of your bloodline to not pass on their genes
Take a look at where you said
>most people are Indian or Chinese
Which simply isn't true, I called you out on it and corrected you which frustrated you to the point of autistic ramblings.
Now you want me to stop posting because I'm embarrassing you? You're pathetic. Man up and accept your mistakes.
theres no better feeling than checking your exs instagram to see that she's now a fat fuck with a shit dead end job
>Hit the gym
>get a hobby
>fix your diet
>work on your anxieties day by day
>be the first of your bloodline to not pass on their genes
What a cuck
Typical normie. Your entire existence is based on platitudes
Do you have any independent thoughts?
Rhetorical question by the way
It's wrong, you are wrong. Most people are not from China or India, nor are they born there.
Most people are born outside of China or India.
These are simple statistics mate I'm genuinely sorry that you can't wrap your head around them.
Stop with excuses and just do something. Move now or wait to die.
You're 37, now is the time to fuck what everyone thinks and do whatever you want.
If you have social anxiety then force yourself to overcome it by being social. Go swimming, play sports... Your anxiety will vanish.
>Do you have any independent thoughts?
What, is this the independent thoughts only board? You fucking dick. What does it matter if its independent thought or ''reddit'' or not, its a proven method. Enjoy your virginity and stagnation you sad sack of semen
>Stop with excuses and just do something. Move now or wait to die.
>If you have social anxiety then force yourself to overcome it by being social. Go swimming, play sports... Your anxiety will vanish.
>Enjoy your virginity and stagnation you sad sack of semen
Not a smart cookie are you?
Mummy and Daddy are going out tonight, so that is pizza for me, great..
At least I can wank with my headphones on loud and pretend to be a SWAT police man whenever I go upstairs and downstairs clearing rooms etc pretending to hold a gun.
You're a fucking faggot.
Like I said, enjoy your virginity le smart virgin man.
You're more ''reddit'' than anyone in this fucking thread.
It's a proven method, simple as that.
>Not a smart cookie are you?
Oh, I'm supposed to use big words and quote schoppy am I? Fuck off and die, little boy.
A machine dispenses the coloured balls, you have to press the button to dispense the ball but you can't see what colour it is going to be, there is a higher chance of the ball coming out being red than any of the other colours.
That is as simple as I can get for you too.
When people say "get a hobby" what the fuck does that even mean?
Where do you begin in finding something repetitive to do that isn't social poison?
Might start building models ships or something if it doesn't matter. I'm sure any girls who come over would love hearing the history of the Royal Navy.
Publad here. Bought some new Nike Autismos whilst I was out with normie bro. You like?
Keep replying virgin boy, I bet all your superior knowledge that you learnt from the internet gets you all the chicks in real life doesn't it, my man?
Incorrect. You are concerned only with red (Chinese or Indian). A basic principle of statistics is being able to understand what probabilities you are interested in.
Let me again remind you your claim is that 'most people are Chinese or Indian', in reality this is simply wrong and something I have tried to explain even going to very basic analogies.
I am astounded you still don't understand. It truly boggles the mind.
You keep posting >implying
As if to imply you're not a sad fucking virgin who thinks he's muh intelligent because hes read some stuff on the internet
I wish I learnt everything I know from the internet
>You keep posting >implying
Because, and I'll make this easy for your simple mind to understand, that is all you're doing.
Predictable normie. Must be a fun way to spend your saturday :)
If it helps you feel better about your weight and confidence issues then whatever you say smart man
Slightly today. Here's a pic of my others .
Anyone else want to share their treads?
picked these up for 20 quid, army surplus and they're good quality. Need to get me some boots though.
What the legit fuck is wrong with you two utter autists.
You remind me of a fat balding guy I know irl who won't let himself be seen to lose an argument no matter what and just keeps going and going until the other person can't be arsed.
>parents get home from shop
>bought me some Pringles, 4 cans of old Speckled Hen and some Haribo
>putting shopping away
>another 4 cans stored in the cuboard
Wahey can get my drink on without even leaving the house today.
>googling a question from your maths exam
>finding the question written word-for-word and answered by an actual maths professor
It's not wrong it's a simple fact. I can't wait to hear more retarded reasoning, what will it be this time? Some semantic argument that further proves your ignorance of statistics?
What country are most people from then?
Ask 99% of people and they would say China since as they have the most people.
You are the one arguing semantics.
If you are born you are most likely to be born in China or India than any other country, it is a simple fact kiddo.
No, you're not understanding.
There is a very important difference between saying "most people are" and "has the most people". This isn't a semantic argument, it's a statistical one.
When you say 'most people are from China' it is wrong because most people are not from China. What you wanted to say is that 'China has the most people', but this does not indicate that you are more likely to be born in China than elsewhere.
Your claim, let me remind you once again, is that most people are from India or China.
This is simply incorrect, as most people are from outside of India or China.
I hope this clears up your confusion.
>this does not indicate that you are more likely to be born in China than elsewhere.
Yes it does.
Sorry, if you were right pic related would have returned.
im making a little project where i make a movie trailer using footage i filmed with my friends
its basically just about a bunch of rouge wildcards going on adventures while being intertwined with big world affairs
what music do you think will fit this.
I don't think I am. I think he genuinely believes this and I'm just trying to help.
That's an inspect element edit, and a rather poor one designed to back up your incorrect statements. I'm not sure what credibility you think a google search gives you either way.
I hypothesise that you understand your error and are now trying to worm your way out of this.
Of course it is an edit, it is what would return if you were correct, but that does not return.
What I posted before returns, you can google it yourself if you want. Just constantly saying I am wrong even when I provide proof does not exactly help you.
Lads why are most young people lazy autists?
Where I work things were good when it was just me and a bunch of old people, everyone could hold a conversation and be funny. Now we've gained a bunch of fresh graduates who just sit at their desk or at lunch flicking through their fucking phones and only do any work when people get on them about it.
How can people go to work and think this is okay. I'm not talking about some shit job this is a well paid engineering company.
Most people do not come from China or India. Do you dispute this? It's clearly true, but contradicts your first statement. Ergo your first statement must be incorrect.
Simply put, you are wrong.
rebbit and 4chan you absolute snow man, how do you manage?
OUT OUT OUT
What's Andy going to call his kid?
I shouldn't even call them autists really, they have lots of friends and are normie as fuck outside of work, but when in work they won't talk, say anything to anyone and won't do anything.
Just sit on their arse facebooking.
More like piss in their milk, before running home to his mummy.
You're making the same mistake for the third time.
There is no country that most people come from, there may be in the future, but not currently.
>Most people come from China or India (your claim)
>Most people do not come from China or India
Which is correct? Can you figure this out yet?
Well, you're wrong again so let me help.
Which has the most people:
>China or India
>Countries which aren't China or India
I'll give you a hint, one has 2.7b people and the other has 4.4b people. Which number belongs to which country and which number is larger?
Well done, you've correctly identified which number goes with which option.
Now you should understand that as 2.7 is smaller than 4.4, that most people do not come from China or India.
So now the tricky part, which of the following statements is true?
>Most people come from China or India
>Most people do not come from China or India
>mfw i started the china/india people thing by acting as both posters and come back 4 hours later, it's still going
Holy fuck, I feel really proud for some reason.
He believes that if you choose to be a human your only choices are Chinese or Indian as that is where the majority of humans are from.
I am simply correcting him and he sperged out.
I don't know what you chaps are babbling on about, or for what reason, but China and India of special note because they're the only two countries with populations over one-billion.
Allow me to once more remind you of your post.
>most people are Indian or Chinese
Simply not true. Most people are not Indian or Chinese. If you pick human you are more likely to end up as something other than Indian or Chinese.
Your consideration is the entire world. You claimed you are most likely to be Indian or Chinese, which isn't true. Accept this and move on.
In fact, you are just as likely to be white as you are to be either Chinese or Indian. Your chosen limitation on what you can choose to be if you choose to be human is absurd and only shows your lack of understanding of statistics and human demographics.
>you are just as likely to be white as you are to be either Chinese or Indian
Really? Prove it.
China has the most people, after them is India, therefore you are more likely to be Chinese or Indian than any other country.
United States comes 3rd
You are more likely to be Chinese or Indian or American than any other country
Indonesia comes 4th
You are more likely to be Chinese or Indian or American or Indonesian than any other country
Brazil comes 5th
You are more likely to be Chinese or Indian or American or Indonesian or Brazilian than any other country
Yes and? However I said Chinese or Indian than any other country, which is true since as these countries have more people than any other country.
I am right I have said more right things than that.
What you said was wrong. This argument was born out of your error.
The correction to your false statement (which I corrected many times now) is:
Most people are not Chinese or Indian.
>my savings account is getting a little lonely
>got a call for an interview with tesco, full time night shift grocery(10pm-7am).
What are the chances of me not getting in? I assume they'll take any retard in cause night shifts are pretty unpopular.
Also do they pay you extra for putting up with that bs?
You can't correct me, you can't correct other things I have said too because I am right so you just resort to repeating lies.
China is 1st India is 2nd I said China and India or China or India if you would like.
Come on lads. Have some chill music to relax too
(You) used to call me on my cellphone. Late night when (You) need my love. I know when that hotline blink.
Most people are not Indian or Chinese. Most people come from countries that are not India or China. This is why you are wrong.
This has been the only point of contention, anything else you've said is irrelevant to this point.
I had this once, it was after I'd been on a 12 hour flight and had driven 3 hours from Heathrow.
I must have smelled awful and looked greasy as fuck. She still had to grit her teeth and smile as she handed me my coffee though lel.
>got ID'd buying a bottle of wine today
>with 2 years' worth of beard growth
Are the people at Tesco actually people or just some kind of android that's programmed to ask the same basic questions to everyone?
Up north pal.
Anyone else own a snowball maker?
>tfw been drinking since 8 this morning
>just finished off a litre of good ol' jack daniels neat
>can't afford cocaine
>hoping i can one day escape this nightmare
''And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.''
What are your plans for tonight lad?
I got a takeaway last night and they forgot my sweet and sour sauce, watching The Bourne Identity on netflix waiting for them to open so I can enjoy the leftovers.
>new games on Steam that I don't want to play
>new anime that I don't want to watch
>new porn that I don't want to fap to
>sitting on 4chan in the middle of the afternoon
Where did it all go so wrong lads
That's not the only thing that I claimed, I also elaborated further proving you wrong, yet you sit for nearly 4 hours repeating the same lie again and again, you are the upset one.