/britfeel/

>>25550909

You're at ground zero. You're at the lowest you can be. I've had this realization too somewhat. This means it can only get better. How can it get any worse? You build on this. But now you know you can. People with whom you have to pretend around are honestly not worthy of your time and effort. It's people like these, that when you are in need, they aren't going to be there for you. If no one likes you fine, you shouldnt waste precious thought on those who aren't deserving on it.

>>25550986
>it's like I'm perfectly cap...
It's good that you're self aware, the majority are not.

Everyone has their hangups, for instance I'm circumcised. Had it done when I was 17 when I didn't even know it was meant to go back, always fapped to stuff other than dick, didn't know what a bellend was. People have complexes about their noses, their height, this is normal.

Taking a shit lads, post memes.

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>>25551468
an oldie, had to dust off the cobwebs for this one

>>25551565
I can shit to this thank you my friend

Does the order in which candidates are interviewed reveal anything about the the likelihood of being offered the job?

I may not be able to make an interview and have been told that I would go to the "back of the queue" if I don't turn up, that would then go through all the others first before coming back to me.

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>wagecucking tomorrow
>not tired

>>25550954
>Trying to bully people in britfeels
Glad I'm not as low as this

Everyone is sleeping.

>>25552370
Can't sleep, worried about getting a haircut tomorrow

>>25552370
everybody is wanking

I'm going to get raped in the ass in uni soon, working on disassembling this piece of shit program and writing about it.

I got no clue on some parts. I think I'll just give up and try again next year. Good night fellow lads.

>>25551821
Not even a little, stop overthiking it

>>25552397
Just go to a turkish barber mio familia.

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Been on the dole for 9 months and now I've just applied for a job working in the jobcentre.

I am cog in the machine, lads.

>>25552478
gatekeeper of the NEETs

>>25552478
Sounds good desu. Jobcentre employees do fuck all.

Most advisors dont even do the bare fucking minimum their job requires and check their clients job app book.

>>25551221
>sick note ran out

its the most demeaning trip of your life going to the doctor and having to say "yes i am so autistic and depressed I can't do anything" just so I can eat and keep on being depressed

>>25552624
My advisor straight up told me that no one enjoys working there, and not in a joking way either.

Still, might as well apply for it. They've got like 70 positions open in London at the moment, so I've probably got better chances than most other jobs I apply for.

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>tfw been talking to a girl for 5 months and really like her
>want to tell her how I feel but it will ruin everything and she will drop me, plus I haven't seen her in person for 4 years

>>25552826
Drop her, keep her as a friend maybe, and look for another girl that you can see irl regularly.

>>25552899
>you can see irl regularly
I have 0 acquaintances, this girl is literally my only social interaction beyond immediate family, plus she's nice

>>25552826
Get a practice GF first.

>>25552957
Go to the pub then, talk to some girls.
Even a 0/10 could make it that far.

>>25552965
>>25552986
How long will a practice gf take to get hold of in a pub for a robot?

>>25553066
However long it takes for a fat bird on a hen night to show up I guess.

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>>25553086
>fat bird
I'll not bother 2bh, I don't mind being a beta orbiter seeing as she's pretty friendly with me anyway

>>25553086
Fat birds are the most demanding of all

>>25553281
Better for practice, plus an amazing excuse to dump her with when you're done.

/britfeel/ I don't know why but I think I'm going insane. I have a boyfriend and I'm just so crazy about him, I can't stop thinking about him and whenever I'm not with him or talking with him I'm just going crazy.

How do I stop being such a faggot?

>>25553421
Because that's what it's like to be in an actual relationship.

>>25553421
Suck his dick harder then.

>>25553456
I want to know how that's an original comment.

>>25553453
Christ almighty.

>>25553456
I haven't actually sucked his desu senpai. He has sucked mine though.

>>25553546
You should suck his dick then you ungrateful faggot.

>>25553546
maybe you should try then.

It will satisfy you for a while.

>>25553557
>>25553562
I'm scared desu, he is the first person I've done anything romantic with so it's hard for me lads, pls no bully. I do want to make him happy though.

Seriously lads i have work at 10 and i cant sleep.

Careers are such bullshit, man wasn't meant to forcesleep justso he could meet some arbitrary timeslot.

>>25553646
Just go away, Fagtron.

>>25553646
Sucking dick isn't hard anon. No pun intended.
Just put that cock into your mouth to make sure he knows you love him
>>25553656
You can get drugs for that.

>>25553656
9:30 for me, enjoy your lie in

25 today. Haply fucking Birthday to me.
Another year closer to personal extinction.

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>>25553656
>>25553711
Haha, d-dumb wagies

>>25553723

Happy birthday, anon. I also turned 24 today.

>>25553723
Happy birthday family, want a gift?

I can't sleep. This is my first night without any alcohol at all for about a year now. Feels fucking weird man.

>>25553761
Nah. I already got what I wanted.
I wanted the WiiU 5.5 exploits, but Im pretty happy with hacking all these 3DSs I got. Put a 128gb microSD in one so its like I'm the fucking king of games now.

>>25552705
well then why dont you let nature take its course and starve then la?

>>25553748
Happy birthday to you too matey.

>>25553748
>>25553723
Happy birthday m8s, try not to be so depressed during the rest of it, ok?

He said on /r9k/

>>25553723
Happy birthday dude, another year of hopefully turning normie, right?

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>work coach is pushing me to get a shitty cleaning job
>12 hours a week
>I'd get 4quid extra a fortnight
>for an extra 12 hours of work

>>25553830
Nah I'm going out to eat a meal, play some vidya and doss about.
I got the week off work so I can't complain. I got a soundbar for my bedroom once the redecorating is done in there. Lifes pretty comfy. I just suffer from chronic self-loathing and lack of confidence built up from years of bullying.

>>25553830

I'm not gonna be depressed. I'm gonna spend the whole day drunk playing video games and watching anime (after I go to sleep and wake up though).

Just ordered a crowbar and bolt cutters from Amazon. Remember lads, if you're going to do a night burglary, bring at least 3 changes of clothes and a woolly hat.

>>25554043
Thanks for the tip lad.

>>25553523
I want to know how that is an original comment

>>25554043
>posting this in the thread

Lol

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Falling for the alienware meme. >can't even stop myself lads.

>>25554043
>ordering illegal equipment on amazon

>>25554100
And of course I fuck that up.

boozy innit

>>25554043
I lock my bike with 2 disk locks
If I hear the first one ping I'll know something is up

>40 quid for a ticket from salisbury to london

why the fuck are trains so expensive? fucking retarded

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>>25554115
>crowbar
>bolt cutters
>illegal

>>25554166
Train ticket prices are the reason I can't visit my friend in Middlesbrough ;_;

>tfw need ashit but holding it in while shitpostingin bed

>>25554211
>tfwspaceistoodifficulttouse

>>25554211
suck it up lad

>>25554176
Walk into a jewellers brandishing a crowbar then matei it's so legal.

>>25554211
The saying is "Dont shit where you eat", not where you sleep. Liberate yourself mate, shit the bed. No greater feeling that undoing the programming that was forced onto you at an early age.
True freedom.

Just not gonna go to work tomorrow tbqh mio familia.

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>>25554271
>implying it's a jeweller's

>>25554235
You racist

>>25554367
I'm sorry.

Stfu robot, my comment is SO original.

shit update lads, I got out of bed and almost clogged the toilet with a monster turd

>>25554698
>almost
Unimpressed.

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>>25554698
Liar. You used too much paper, didn't you?

>>25554735
I didn't want to clog the toilet so I did some stuff to it to make sure it wouldn't clog. I'm home alone because mummy isn't here and I wouldn't know what to do if I did clog the toilet.

>>25554756
No, I don't use too much paper because if I feel like I need to use a lot of people I just keep flushing before it gets too much to make sure it doesn't try to flush a giant load of paper and a turd all at once.

>tfw still not tired
>still have work in 6 hours

JUST

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>>25554766
>>I didn't want to clog the toilet so I did some stuff to it to make sure it wouldn't clog.
me, I just take a twig or a knife and cut the turd in half. then I throw away the twig or the knife.

>>25554954
>not licking the knife clean

why senpai?

do not die my love, i can't live without you

anyone still awake?

>>25556530
me famalam, im here, how are you?

>>25556548
bored, depressed, alone, regretting my past actions

the usual, you?

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>>25556627
fuck anon, you pretty much summed it up

>>25553723
>>25553748
Happy birthday brobots!

hasta be oc

>>25554166
Are you looking on Megabus? They sell train tickets on the route you want.

>>25554698
>tfw the water in the bowl keeps rising and you never know if it's going to stop.
>Then the ass drops out of it and it's gone/
What a rush lads

>>25556914
Oh they have the same journey for 18 quid at a reasonable time, thanks

>>25557057
My pleasure anon, always good to start the day with a (You) and a bargain! Going up there for anything good?

hello anons, time for my daily

>want to desperately leave my house and go to the 24h mcdonalds near me
>too much of a scared faggot to leave my house

I'm scared of being seen by people, I'm scared of finding the entrance to the 24h mcdonalds and looking like an idiot trying to figure out how to get inside, I'm scared of, if I do make it inside, not knowing where the counter is right away and being judged for not going over there right away, I'm scared about not knowing what I want instantly and taking my time picking what to order, I'm scared of how I give the money over to the person and not getting my wallet out, and putting change away fast enough, I'm scared of, if I used my debit card, failing to use the contactless on the little machine they use and looking like a retard, or putting my card in the device wrong if I don't use contactless and causing it to fail, or inputting my pin wrong.

I worry about literally everything and I can't stop.

>>25557142
Of course, insha'allah.

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>>25556678
have a hug and a (You) my man

>>25557142
I've got an interview in Salisbury in the morning and an interview in London in the afternoon.
I live somewhere in between so I'm going to be rushing all day.

>>25557224
just order a takeaway from a paki, should be at least one place open about now

>>25557388
Earliest place opens at 11am, besides I really want a mcdonalds, I just can't bare to leave the house and face the outside world, it's so fucking hard and I don't know how people manage.

>>25557383
urrgh, at the mercy of SWT, bad feel

>>25557410
follow the wise words of shia and JUST DO IT

>>25557410
It's dark and no one is up yet, perfect time to go outside 2bh.

>>25557450
this

but go now, 1-2 hours and the morning rush will start

>>25557431
I've never, ever been able to "just do it", not at any point in my life. The whole concept is completely foreign to me and I just don't understand HOW.

>>25557450
It doesn't really change any of the stuff in my original comment and the fears I have sadly.

>>25557476
>the fears I have
Unless you have a fear of buildings the outside world is empty at the moment.

>>25557510
>I'm scared of being seen by people
Staff in the mcdonalds.

>I'm scared of finding the entrance to the 24h mcdonalds and looking like an idiot trying to figure out how to get inside
Staff in the mcdonalds.

>I'm scared of, if I do make it inside, not knowing where the counter is right away and being judged for not going over there right away
Staff in the mcdonalds.

>I'm scared about not knowing what I want instantly and taking my time picking what to order
Staff in the mcdonalds.

>I'm scared of how I give the money over to the person and not getting my wallet out, and putting change away fast enough
Staff in the mcdonalds.

>I'm scared of, if I used my debit card, failing to use the contactless on the little machine they use and looking like a retard, or putting my card in the device wrong if I don't use contactless and causing it to fail, or inputting my pin wrong.
Staff in mcdonalds.

There is plenty of opportunity for me to look like a retard, be judged and get embarrassed by people even at this time because I have to go to where there are people.

why is it that you bongs are chill people to be friends with? i have 10 british friends on steam

>>25557562
Seriously get some benzos prescribed. It's suave and confidence in a tasty pill.

>>25557562
>failing to use the contactless
If you're that dysfunctional how have you ever managed to get a mcdons? Also, you've got a pretty high opinion of yourself if you think they will notice and/or care what you do.

>>25557510
>>25557562
scared of being judged by maccy d's workers. mate, they work the night shift at fucking mcdonalds. not like their life is going as they hoped.

>>25557643
No idea how to do that.

>>25557658
Because my parents would get it for me, but I am home alone right now, also I don't have a high opinion of myself at all, I'm a pathetic retard, people enjoy laughing at pathetic retards.

>>25557703
They are infinitely superior to me.

>>25557715
>They are infinitely superior to me.
they really aren't mate, they work a shit job for shit pay and are one step away from being neets.

>>25557715
>I'm a pathetic retard, people enjoy laughing at pathetic retards.
You're being a pathetic retard on here, why not go do it somewhere you can get a benefit?

>>25557739
They work, they can deal with people, this puts them above a status I could ever reach, they are functional humans.

>>25557752
Because on here I'm anonymous, no one can see my face, no one can look at how much of a disgusting human being, and I know there are fellow broken humans on here so I can at least be in company with relatively little pain, the pain would be so much more than the benefit I'd gain despite how much I want mcdonalds.

>>25557785
in that case there's nothing we can do. just go to fucking bed already you spaz

>>25557829
No reason to go to bed right now since I only woke up around 4 hours ago.

so bored, anyone have any flash games they can recommend? preferably something multiplayer that i can kill a few hours with?

>>25558192
haxball desu senpai

>listening section boyz thinking about money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIvIyqateE
degenerate shit

>>25558316
wow, these guys are not friendly to newcomers are they.

not comfy at all. anything other games?

>>25558748
you could play a game of pretend?

Morning lads, how's everyone feeling today?

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>>25559500
i need some words to go with a picture

>>25559500
Stressed

>>25559500
sleepy
time for bed

have a nice day wagecucks... heh heh heh

>>25559608
>ewan

>>25559500
Ashamed, upset and annoyed because I'm too afraid to go to mcdonalds.

>>25559500
Nervous as fuck because I have a 4 hour job interview and assessment that I assume will include group tasks with normies.

>>25559567
Did you make that? Him moving is really distracting.
>>25559595
What's up anon?
>>25559608
Ha enjoy, I'm not starting until 3pm!
>>25559683
Too late now it'll be full of people.

>>25559731
Yeah no chance I'd go now, but then there was no chance I'd go earlier either, maybe tonight, though that's obviously bullshit.

>>25559729
no one is paying as much attention to you as you think

>>25559765
>tfw your oneitis is mcdonalds

>>25559683
should have gone at 6 lad, the outside world is too busy to go out to now.

just forget and try again tomorrow night

>>25559731
I've just got a lot to do and not enough time to do it

>>25559847
That doesn't sound comfy lad, give up and spend the day with us instead.

>>25559830
I wish I wasn't so afraid, worried and scared of everything desu. Would genuinely pay someone 20 pounds to go 5 minutes from my house to McDonald's to get some for me.

>>25559924
Kek, like you'd go through with that. You'd be on here in knots about being unable to do it.

>>25559886
That would only make things worse

>>25559768
Yeah I suppose. I'm more worried about actually fucking up the written tests than anything that and I sweat profusely when nervous.

>>25559958
Where do you live anyway? Original content material

>>25559949
I meant a service where you could pay online and pick what you want and they just bring you your meal. 20 pounds is just the figure I mentioned to show how desperate I am.

>>25559995
Oh I thought you meant paying another anon.

>>25559924
I just don't understand why you can't make the journey, literally no one will be judging you and even if they were why would their opinion matter.

>>25560014
I've explained earlier in the thread who would judge me, and humans always judge others, peoples opinions matter to me for an unknown reason and I don't want to ever be judged negatively in real life so I'll opt to just not participate in life.

>it's already January, 2016
.JUST

>>25560062
>humans always judge others
you're wrong

>>25560062
Trust me unless there is something that physically stands out about you (Being fat & ugly doesn't count) people you see on the street or in shops are not going to judge you. That stuff only really comes when you develop relationships with people and asking for 20 piece nuggets doe not constitute that.

>>25559995
https://one-delivery.co.uk

Mate, you can do that already.

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>>25559500
About to fall asleep even though I don't want to have a fucked up sleeping pattern. I have shit to do that needs to be done asap ffs.
That's NEET life for ya.

>>25560079
Ohwell, I'm still young.
Hopefully I'll win that Lotto jackpot on Saturday

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>>25560062
>people who work in fast food
>human

>>25560139
Not in my area.

>>25560195
kek where do you live? i live in a shit small city and they do it here

>>25560203
Aylesbury

Only 1 hour into work and I feel like total shit lads. I have 0 motivation and I just want to go home.

Send help.

>>25560212
Then move. You could live somewhere you can get KFC and McDonalds right to your door.

>>25559924
where do you live?

fgsh

>>25560237
Pakistan senpai.

>>25560223
Just moved here with my mum. No chance of moving again.

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>>25560287
That's too bad. I'll say a word for you before I eat like a king today.

>>25560333
>Eat like a king
>Big Mac
Not even the best burger they do 2bh.

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>>25560333
it's half 9 in the morning how the fuck can you seriously eat burgers and milkshakes????

unless...
>pic related

>>25551221

How do I get the doctor to sign me off with stress lads?

Made my first doctors appointment in 7 years just now, so I'm not sure how it even works.

>>25560453
I've been up since 3 desu. But the anon talking about it got me hungry and I ain't ate since 10am yesterday.

>>25559500
I feel horrible, my programming assignment is due tomorrow, I got answers from a mate who did the course last year but I cant reproduce them so I need to figure out how.

He got high marks on that one so if I could follow through maybe I can get close enough. I just got stuck at the last few steps.

>>25560466
>How do I get the doctor to sign me off with stress lads?
Look up the symptoms online, tell doctor you have said symptoms, ask to be signed off as you think you need some time off work time to try and help you cope.

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Not everyone makes it ;_;

>>25560483
>I ain't ate since 10am yesterday.
So the meme goes you'll be tired 16 hours after eating that load.

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>>25560530

I know that feel bro

I've got a terrible cough and conjunctivitis. I phoned in sick today, also got an appointment hopefully the doctor will sign me off work for a while with stress etc.

>there are normies lurking britfeel right now who don't watch anime

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>>25560637

I've just been depressed for so long. Never really had a job, dropped out of college twice. It just hit me yesterday how FUBAR my situation is.

My mum was driving me back from having dinner at her house the other day and she asked me "what do you enjoy doing?" and didn't even have an answer. If I'm not smothered by a suicidal melancholy then I'm distracted by something trivial.

2 hours into work and I don't feel like a complete sack of shit anymore.

In a constant state of fear and anxiety though. Sometimes I wonder how I even ended up here.

>>25560674
I watch it like once a month, I have a shitload of shows in my backlog, I just never make time to watch them, it seems more like a chore than anything at this point.

Morning lads, who /eatingsasuagerollsinbed/ here?

>>25560674
I watched that Trigun series a few years ago because I had a weeb friend who made me watch it and it was actually quite enjoable. I also really enjoy Studio Ghibli. Can I stay?

>>25560782
Sounds like you need to watch more cute girl animays m8

>>25560674
Kek, some of them post here, angryanon loves to crap on about how shit it is.

My aunt gave me a 10 pound MandS gift voucher for my birthday. What in the world do I do with it?

>>25560890
Meal deal

>>25560864
I can't wait until Angryanon has a heart attack due to his high blood pressure. Worst gimmick poster on britfeel

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Playing M2TW on my toaster lads, pretty comfy tenderly loving my opponents.

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Wag1 Lads

Feeling like utter shit today so took day off work and might do tomorrow depending how I feel. Getting a full wage paid for being ill is pretty damn good

I think i got The Fever (Aye Aye) so I want to play some vidya to cheer myself up.

Any suggestions NEETS?

>>25560913
might just buy some percy pigs

>tfw meal trolley comes past and I nab some roasted peanuts and a choc muffin

Comfy

>>25560990
Check the booze section to see if any fancy christmas stock is left over and on offer?

Hey can someone who is smart help me. I was inspired by >>25560941 this post to see if I could run Total War Rome 2 on my laptop but when I check with Systemrequirementslab it says I cannot because I need 1024MB of ram but my laptop (according to the site) only has 32mb. But I have 8 gigs of RAM...? Why would it say I have less?

>>25560890
Save it for a present and give it to someone else, I did that with mine

>>25560995
You have a meal trolley in your bedroom?

>>25561082
No wonder he is so comfy

Lads I'm trying to quit smoking for the new year but I'm really struggling. I smoke whenever I get bored at work and usually smoke about 15 fags from 9-5.

Anyone got tips for dealing with the cravings/boredom? I bought some nicotine chewing gum but it's grim as fuck.

>>25561069
If you know you have more and the checker is wrong I give you permission to continue and install the game.

>>25560732

How old are you anon?

bloxxy

>>25561102
Get a mouth fedora, worked for me. Not wanting to be seen smoking it managed to wean me off nicotine.

>>25560272
You can fucking stay there as well

>>25561069
That website is kinda fucky and doesn't always work m8. I had a graphics card with 2GB of vram and it said it only had 1GB when I used that site.

When it came to playing games though, they'd all recognise it actually had 2GB

>>25561102
Just get some e-cigs mate. I started on them years ago and haven't smoked since. I'm going to quit them all together soon I think just because it's costing me 60 quid a month at this point and that is too much. But it's being a lot easier to go from e-cigs to nothing than real cigs to nothing.

I don't recommend vapes, just e-cigs with cartridges. Gammuci are the brand I go for.

>>25561191
Cool thanks famalam now I can be comfy and play TW too

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So whats the catch with the recent weather changes here in manchester.has anyone noticed the lack of humidity? Felt like the sahara outside

>>25561082
>>25561094

...wagecuck tbqh

>>25561069
dunno mate think i have same specs on my laptop and when i tried it, it crashed constantly.
in the end i downloaded the the older game and it ran perfectly

Just thinking today lads, Tom Cruise gets a lot of shit doesn't he? I mean, the Scientology thing is fucking mental but he actually seems alright.

When he's on the red carpet he stays there for like 3 hours signing autographs and talking to fans. You kinda know what you're getting when you go to see his films too, he hasn't been in many shit films since they're either just average or great.

He's one of the few celebrities that I don't despise, I'd have a pint with him tbqh

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>>25561296
1986-1996 he was churning out hit after hit, hell of a run 2bh.

>>25561296
>I mean, the Scientology thing is fucking mental but he actually seems alright.

Tbf it is no more mental than Christianity or Islam but no one gets their tits in a twist when a celebrity follows one of those religions.

>>25561338
Why did they make Top Gun so gay? Like I get that was the point of the film, but why? None of it makes any sense to me.

>>25561126
>>25561195
I'm doing it to save money so I'd prefer not to replace it with the e cigs, but I'll keep them in mind if I reach breaking point.

How long does one of those cigarette shaped e cigs last? My mate bought one that said it was equivalent to a pack of 20 and he polished it off in one day without heavy use.

>>25561221
I'm not too far outside of town and I know what you mean

>>25561357
I'm pretty sure that part of it was something for the girls to watch in between loud noises and explosions. It's not aged well in that aspect.

Apparently my boss is scared multiple people in our group are going to quit and it looks like a few are about to leave.

Should I give the impression I'm going to go too? This seems like the best time since I know he wouldn't get rid of me by choice, it might make them offer me some better work/more money if they're afraid I'll leave.

>>25561357
It's about the air force, of course it has to be gay.

>>25561360
>How long does one of those cigarette shaped e cigs last?

Those disposable ones will last less than a day yea. The ones I use you buy a rechargeable battery (the white bit) then you put your cartridges in the end. One cartridge should have enough nicotine for one day. The battery may not last this long though, this is why I keep 3 batteries with me at all times so when one runs out I can just move over to the next one, otherwise I would risk smoking real cigs.

Like I said the cartridges last about 1 day per cartridge and you get 3 cartridges in a pack, which costs about 7 quid a pack, or if you buy online 12 packs for 60 quid. So that's 36 days worth of smoking for 60 quid.

This is all based on the brand I smoke others might be different.

>>25561414
Got to be bait.

>have to leave the house today
>it's not going to be raining at all

Fuck you weather. Fuck you.

>>25561408
This. It was meant to be a date film so normies could take their gf's and they'd both enjoy it.

It's the same reason Pearl Harbour had that forced love story attached to it.

>>25561410
Worked for me lad, I got a 3 grand raise after saying I had an interview at another job. Just make sure they actually want you to stay otherwise you'll look like a tool when they show you the door.

>>25561452
Thank God, it's been absolutely pissing it down every day for the past week near me. Couldn't go outside without getting drenched.

>>25561422
Fuck me that's about as much as I spend on rollies. I might as well just try quitting cold turkey.

>>25561463
The only thing I'm really worried about is it might make me a marked man in the future if redundancies are going around.

>>25561464
Fuck off normie you have all years to go outside I only have when it is raining

>>25561410
Walk into the office and cut this promo on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ9LeiMkwYE

>>25561504
What are you, a fucking toad?

>>25561479
>quitting cold turkey.
Best way if you can manage it. Ecigs were good for quitting as I just had a couple of quick blasts instead of committing to a whole fag.

>>25561530
lol No but I only like going outside when it is raining because all the normies are scared of the rain so have to stay inside and I can walk around without being bothered.

>having a week off from gyming at home due to elbows hurting
>great time to relax and play my backlog of games
>can't even be arsed to play any games
>feel empty not working out

I'm so fucking bored.

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rip bennies

Day Drinking lads?
its still morning

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This is what I'm going to be having for tea lads. You jelly?

>>25561582
I started drinking at about half 1 yesterday then just went straight though to 2pm it was pretty good. I have to go outside today though so gotta keep it sober until I come home this evening. I'm going to buy a crate at the shop for when I get home later though.

>>25561504
>I only have when it is raining
>Half of the north is going to the offy in a boat

>>25561596
>Straight through to 2am

I meant to say.

>>25561584
Chips and vomit, yum.

>>25561532
I've only stopped for 2 days and my brain is desperately trying to make me buy an e cigs now. How long does it take to quit?

>>25561530
Kek

>>25561598
What happens to the animals when it floods? Like the dogs and the cats and the foxes and the hedgehogs?

>>25561559
Do some non elbow exercise lad.

>>25561608
>what is cheese

It's chips, cheddar and blue cheese and pulled pork

>>25561609
You're always an ex smoker not a non smoker desu.

>>25561626
>chips and vomit

Vile, bruv.

>>25551221

2016 so far
>Been ill the entire year, got a cold on new years day, peaked on the 5th, slightly better now
>shoes had a hole in, so had to wear my steal capped work boots 24/7
>Employer saying I wont get my December wages until February due to some 'administrative error'.
>I do not have the money to commute to work as they haven't paid me
>wondering if, when I'm sacked, Job Centre will see this as reasonable.

Is the McDonalds lad still here?

>>25561102
What job do you have where you can take 15 cigarette breaks a day? I get dirty looks if I go out 2 or 3 times a day, any more and I'd probably get reported to HR or something.

>>25561559
Sounds like you gone done yourself a mischief overtraining lad.

Get some glucosamine sulphate tablets for ya hinges

And focus on something else other than bicep curls maybe

>>25561647
I workout 5 days a week and it's most likely from bench pressing.

I'm not a curlbro, bruv. Been working out for a while now.

>>25561626
Blue cheese makes me vom so I'm still givingittothebin/10

fuck me, had to go to level 3 with that captcha, are google charging gookmoot by the click or something??

>>25561616
They all die m8, I live in Cumbria and I saw a dead cow floating down the road yesterday.

>>25557715
>>25557562
>>25557224

Still here mate?

>>25561663
>>25561631
Don't know what you're missing out on lads

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>>25561616
The RSPCA round them all up and keep them safe on a farm down south.

>>25561682
That is sad RIPs in peace

>>25561706

Can confirm. I am from the South west and whenever there is a flood they go to the flooded animal farm. It absolutely huge but secret from the media.

>>25561706
Oh that is okay then I was worried about them. Can I volunteer to take one in my home?

>>25561683
Probably gone out and soiled himself whilst knocking out an old lady with the card machine after taking 10 minutes to order with a huge queue behind him.

>>25561616
ANIMAL INSTINCT
ADAPT AND SURVIVE
NATURAL SELECTION

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>>25561596
just finish 24h sober and awake, have you tried this fine wine

Is it still nofap if you edge all day but don't cum?

>>25561781
yeah it is

your doing nofap not nocum

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Dunno what I should eat bros.

>giant bowl of oatmeal with 2 scoops of choco peanut butter protein powder (1000 cals)

or

>chili marinated chicken fillets with shit ramen

Oatmeal seems inappropriate past breakfast, but the ramen is like 600 calories of pure carbs and salt, it'll probably moonface me to oblivion.

don't really have any other appropriate side dish for my chicken, maybe rice but that shit's nasty.

don't really want to go shopping in the city centre (gonna buy shitloads of Tesco budget Bolognese/spicy potatos/etc tomorrow).

>>25561114

Twenty-one.

>>25561769
Bucky!! The breakfast of champions.

>>25561754
I feel awful for him, it takes a lot to make me feel the feels but he just reminds me completely of how I was a couple of years ago.

The trouble is that he would probably see your post as a possible scenario, I know I used to. What if I need the toilet when I'm out and there is someone in there? What if when I'm avoiding eye contact with people I walk into someone? There is so much shit but at the same time a lot of things help.

>>25561781
>>25561792
The nofap master thread said edging wasn't allowed

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>have full time job
>live with grandfather after grandma died
>be nocturnal
>go to bed late last night
>want to sleep in
>grandfather shouts me up before 12 every fucking time
>tell him not to and to let me sleep
>tell him I can sleep however much I want on my days off
>he says I'm being grumpy because I went to bed late
>mfw

>>25561821
The old goat is probably lonely, go down and have a nice brew with him lad.

>>25561834
Honestly I think you're right.

I've been out a ton over Christmas but he barely leaves the house and everytime I go he's like ''oh, you're leaving me again'' in a sarcastic manner but I know he kind of means it.

Or some days I have to leave the house several times and he's like ''oh, you're going out again?...''

I mean, I love him but It feels like having a clingy GF. What will he do when I get my own place?

>>25561859
What about your parents anon? Isn't it their job to keep him company.

>>25561821
Is your grandad nice? Maybe he wants you to go hang out with him rather than sleep.

>>25561799
how much fucking oats are you eating for 1000 cals

2 scoops can't be more than 250 cals

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>tfw my supervisor told me that if I start now I can get a pass for my final year project/dissertation
>thinking about giving up and failing uni

Great news lads, McDonald's want me to come in for an On Job Evaluation and interview. Anyone have any tips if they've been through the same process?

>>25561882
He's got 3 daughters. My mum and 2 aunts. My mum and 1 of the aunts visits several times a week but don't really stop that long.

>>25561883
Yeah he's not too bad. He's not an active person though....at all.

He likes fishing but refuses to go in the winter because it's too cold. Maybe when it gets warm I'll start fishing with him.

>>25561859
>Job
>out a ton over Christmas
Can't you put him on here lad? He sounds more of a robot than you.

>>25561900
if Amir can get a job there I'm sure you'll be fine

>>25561917
I used to be a full on NEET. Up until just over 2 years ago I hadn't had a job in probably 3 years.

It was actually my grandfather that got me the job.

>>25561900
As long as you got working hands and feet I'm sure they can hire you.

They toss the ugly and unsocial ones at the back working the fryers and burgers while the girls handle the cashier from my experience going to McD.

>>25561887

that's why I said huge bowl

200g of actual oats + 2 scoops of protein is 1000 cals.

Posted about how I got a bad ear infection on NYE.

Today is the first day I've woken up without a ton of dried shit that came out of my ear. Also it's getting itch as fuck.

Does this mean it's healing, finally?

>>25561900
Sneak as many burgers home with you as you can so you can learn more about them. You can put them in your pockets and in your bag. Bring a good bag for keeping the burgers warm.

>>25561921
>>25561939
Appreciate the confidence, lads. I'm fairly competent at following instructions so I'm not too worried about that. Knowing me I'll probably give someone the wrong amount of change or something because I'm crap at arithmetic.

>>25561950
Might get myself a reputation for it though

>>25561948
That's really bad if it's starting itching mate. My uncle had the same thing, the infection had left is ear and spread to his brain but you will only notice at first as itching in your ear. You need to get back to the docs ASAP.

>>25561947
Nutrition Facts
Oatmeal
Amount Per 100 grams
Calories 68

That protein powder must have some kick to it.

>>25561998
>Might get myself a reputation for it though

It's okay it will show you are hard working and keen to learn.

>>25562004
>Amount Per 100 grams
>Calories 68
lol

>>25561616
they grow gills like in waterworld and all survive.

hello lads
what are you doing today
lads

>>25561999
I'm on antibiotics and it feels better than it has all week.

I think itching is going to be normal for an ear infection desu.

>>25562024
aright lad
not much lad
how 'bout yourself lad?

>>25562004

that's with water dumbass.

100g of actual rolled oats is about 300ish calories.

Why does it take some people so long to shit?

You always hear about people reading, playing games or just doing something else to kill the time whilst on the shitter. WHY?!

When I take a shit I'm in and out in 3 minutes and some of that is washing my hands.

There is a guy I know at work who takes LITERALLY 25 minutes to have a shit. I spoke to an old guy about it (66) and even he said he doesn't understand why it takes people so long.

>>25561801
Have you heard of blink-182, sum 41 and 21 pilots? Do you rate them?

>>25562100
>There is a guy I know at work who takes LITERALLY 25 minutes to have a shit
It takes me literally seconds to shit but you better believe if i hate the job i'm gonna take 30 mins and just sit on my phone or something

>>25562100
>at work
He's not shitting.

>>25562100
This tbqh

Like when you see people who have books or a newspaper next to the toilet so they can read a chapter or something while having a shit.

I can put my arse down on that seat and shit within 20 seconds, wipe, wash hands then leave. The whole thing probably doesn't even take me 2 minutes.

Do people actually just sit there and wait for the shit to just fall out of their arsehole instead of doing any pushing?

>>25562100
If I've been brewing one for a couple of days it can take me a while to squeeze it out so I'll go on YouTube in the meantime. Yesterday I did a massive shit and it pretty much fell out of my arse as soon as I sat down, the whole thing was over and done with in about 5 seconds. Wish that happened more often tbqhwy, it was a good feel.

>>25562137
>>25562152
He's got his own little office to himself where nobody bothers him, so he doesn't have to sit in the shitter to do nothing.

Besides, he looks half dead anyway. We call him the grave digger.

He's only like 50 but moves like a 90 year old and just has this stagnant, stale smell about him all the time.

>>25562026
You can literally die from a brain infection if you don't get treatment.

I'm getting deja vu with all this poo talk. I suppose everyone likes to talk shit.

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>>25561522
>tfw cm punk will never come back

>>25562100
A man's shitting time is a sacred thing. I don't take that much time on the toilet, but I can see the appeal in having that peace and quiet put to good use.

>>25562058
You're a touchy little baby aren't you.

I'm on a 2pac streak myself

Thinking about going on holiday to Anglesey to have a look at the squirrels. Any Welshfags know if it is nice?

>>25562220
http://youtu.be/OBZLrydSJ1o
Sorry for so being original insta diff a cult for you who knew the darkest time is twice taken but you never knew

>>25562226
Yeah its really nice, its good for someone without many friends I'd say. When I was there with family then we stayed in a cottage without phone reception. It actually encouraged me to go out and I actually spoke to people. Everyone was very friendly and I didn't encounter any chavs or just general cunts. Would recommend.

>>25561892
he's just trying to scare you into starting. i wrote my dissertation in one weekend and one day. i got 62%

>>25562266
that's nice thanks anon

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Have you lads ever stretched and then nearly passed out?

Just stretched my arms like in the pic and my vision went completely black for about 3 seconds, there was also high pitched ring in my ears for a few seconds too. I nearly fucking fainted, felt like my brain was rebooting.

Just targeted some more pigeons with my phishing scam

None of them fell for it

I don't understand how it could have been such a (near) success the first time but a complete failure the following 20 times

The only variable is that I am now executing my ploy on weekdays instead of weekends

>>25562260
Cool thanks man, do you need a car to get around? Because I'd need to rent one if so. Or could I rent a bicycle would that be good enough?

>>25562284
>I don't understand how it could have been such a (near) success the first time
that's life, you get a small taste of success and that you might make it. but then find out it was a joke and fate was just trolling you.

>>25562281
get more iron into ye sen

>>25562284
Pigeons mainly eat seeds, fruits and berries tbqh lad

>>25562284
poleaboo your sudden bout of discretion is concerning

>>25562323
Not poleaboo, just a regular anon

>>25562333
Phishing scams the new hot meme now?

>>25562205
This is the job of some people. Their work literally involves checking pooping times. If someone asked them what they did at work today they could honestly answer
>I was timing the bowel movement of some guy

Does anyone else get fed up of thinking what to have to eat?

Good morning lads. Need to clean my room. Anyone have good music to listen to while room cleaning?

>>25562281
Happens to me sometimes, mainly when i stretch in bed.

How long would you be able to survive if your employment was terminated tomorrow?

Feeling ill as shit, it's like some sort of cold, but without a blocked or runny nose. I have a cough, a headache, and feel tired and out of it constantly.

That being said, what's your best home remedy for such ailments? I already have painkillers sorted.

>>25562501
Nothing you can do for cold. Take painkillers and decongestant and just wait it out.

>>25562281

I get this thing when I'm going to bed sometimes where I will be falling asleep and get woken up by a loud static sound in my ears. It sounds exactly like the static from the start of CM Punk's cult of personality intro song, except there's one of them. It's weird because it's really loud and jolts me awake just as i'm drifting off.

>>25562501
Booze, nice brandy in warm milk.

>>25562390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

here

>>25562389
I eat chicken, rice and broccoli most days
It used to bother me but now I just see food as fuel

I am a machine, couple of the lads down the gym have even called me a unit.

>>25562266
I'd be dissapointed anything under Dexter 70 per cent

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>tfw mum asks you for money
>"How much have you got?"
>"500bong"
>"Yeah that'll do"
Fuck that noise, literally all my money? I don't even know if I'm getting it back. I think my mum is shit with money 2bh. I thought I'd treat myself to a better monitor or something but no not allowed to have nice things

>>25562538
Do you eat that dry? How do you season the chicken?

>>25562538
I bet they also call you a twat behind your back.

>>25561799
Cauliflower and broccoli are god-tier foods to go with chicken, especially the former.

>>25562024
Was gonna do something productive lad, plasterers are over though so I'm trapped in my room lads, need to buy a suit before an interview tbqh

>>25562549
Why did you give it to her you drongo?

>>25562549
Fuck her lad, she's using you.

>>25562558
Seasoned with some sort of spice or marinade, jerk, piri piri, cayenne pepper, chinese 5 spice, the list endless
>>25562559
Why would they do that mate?

>>25562549
>telling her exactly how much you have

You did it to yourself, you should have said you only have 100 quid or something.

I never give my mother any money, she's a fucking retard with her finances.

>always complaining that she never has any money at the end of every month
>she got a 6k payout in a car accident
>rather than keep it in the bank and chip away at it when necessary, she fucking spent it all on new clothes and gadgets in one month
>next month she's complaining about having no money again

>>25562549
my dad "borrowed" 350 bongs off me
he said he'll pay be back when he gets paid
this was 2 months ago. I'm still waiting...

>>25562608
>>25562612
I managed to bargain down to 300, I'd hate to see us have to live out on the street, if she doesn't give it back I'll just refuse to pay board for a while

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>>25562531
T.hanks I really mean that
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Thing_You_Do!
http://youtu.be/UXm-Mxd2ayc

>>25562549
>>25562648
Another reason why NEETlife is the rightlife

>>25562651
Who is us?

How old are you that you still let your mum rule you like that?

>>25562695
421 2bh, pension ran out years ago

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>Get letter from FedEx
>I owe them 20 quid because of tax
>Can't pay online, only by phone or cheque

Cheeky wankers

>>25562852
I got one of those too. Round about same amount.

I didn't pay it and a few weeks later they sent me a final reminder and said if I didn't pay it they would take me to court.

Rang them up and sorted it in 5 min.

>text from DHL telling me to phone urgently
>do so, qt sounding girl answers
>have to give my tracking number to confirm a package
>give it to her
>have to confirm it as "toy from japan"

Fucking hell just kill me

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>>25562885
Did you have to speak to an actual human bean or a robot?

How come British house parties are so shit compared to American ones

>tfw don't go to a American Greek Life fraternity

>>25562920
Human. It was weird.

I rang up and it wasn't even like some official call centre. It sounded like a bunch of people just sat around doing nothing.

Some girl picked up and I told her why I had called and she was like ''oh, let me put Allen on the phone'' and this guy sorted it.

>>25562058
okay so lets say for argument's sake that you've got 200g of oats which is ~650cals

that's still 350 cals you need to make up from protein power, that's like 3 scoops

>>25562922
cos they use those red cups instead of tinnies plus their women look about 5 years older than they really are

>>25562913
I can top that famalam

>bought an animay figure
>preowned because the fig is a few years old and I haven't seen a new one anywhere
>delivery guy comes to my house but I'm out so it gets takes to the post office
>have to go and pick it up
>young qt girl working at the counter
>she has to look at the label for the tracking code or something
>hands me it with a smirk on her face
>label says in fucking big bold writing
>1x USED PLASTIC TOY

Can't ever go back desu

>>25562956
They use red cups here tbqh

>>25562969
Who cares?

She was probably just smiling at you.

>>25562922
Stop watching movies, they're nothing like that.

The average house party in the US is just the same as the UK except they have better weather and probably have a pool too.

The big huge house parties with 100+ people are rare and only really happen in Uni fraternities. We have fraternities here but only normies are allowed to join the good ones. I have a friend who was an honorary member of a sports frat in Cambridge. You could only get in if you were a top performer on one of the sports teams but they allowed a handful of non-sporty people to join.

They were basically the offspring of millionaires and they'd have boat parties and get wasted in manor houses and shit with loads of people.

>>25562956
http://www.rakuten.co.uk/shop/gadgetinspector/product/gi-165/?sku=gi-165-2579&pup_e=3747&pup_id=gi-165-2579&sclid=a_pla_uk_broad&_$ja=tsid:71873|cid:296630916|agid:21232182516|tid:pla-135300383316|crid:73323283476|nw:g|rnd:7559688170563582505|dvc:c|adp:1o2&gclid=Cj0KEQiAtri0BRDLoaCF95e7o_sBEiQA_pgRQ1CVAI2glQ-r5WbNeGXTe-rSB0O_ZCdJuAl2ElRYM9waAqTc8P8HAQ

>>25562983
>who cares?

My anxiety and autism care.

>>25563036
I personally wouldn't worry about it.

>Conduct a social experiment using a sample of 20 students
>Poleaboo ex-roommate is the dumbest of the lot

Really going off her, especially after seeing that pic a few days ago

Do you guys think the people at Tesco will judge me for buying a crate of beer at 2 in the afternoon on a Thursday?