acid victims anonymous edition
You're at ground zero. You're at the lowest you can be. I've had this realization too somewhat. This means it can only get better. How can it get any worse? You build on this. But now you know you can. People with whom you have to pretend around are honestly not worthy of your time and effort. It's people like these, that when you are in need, they aren't going to be there for you. If no one likes you fine, you shouldnt waste precious thought on those who aren't deserving on it.
>it's like I'm perfectly cap...
It's good that you're self aware, the majority are not.
Everyone has their hangups, for instance I'm circumcised. Had it done when I was 17 when I didn't even know it was meant to go back, always fapped to stuff other than dick, didn't know what a bellend was. People have complexes about their noses, their height, this is normal.
an oldie, had to dust off the cobwebs for this one
Does the order in which candidates are interviewed reveal anything about the the likelihood of being offered the job?
I may not be able to make an interview and have been told that I would go to the "back of the queue" if I don't turn up, that would then go through all the others first before coming back to me.
I'm going to get raped in the ass in uni soon, working on disassembling this piece of shit program and writing about it.
I got no clue on some parts. I think I'll just give up and try again next year. Good night fellow lads.
Been on the dole for 9 months and now I've just applied for a job working in the jobcentre.
I am cog in the machine, lads.
>sick note ran out
its the most demeaning trip of your life going to the doctor and having to say "yes i am so autistic and depressed I can't do anything" just so I can eat and keep on being depressed
My advisor straight up told me that no one enjoys working there, and not in a joking way either.
Still, might as well apply for it. They've got like 70 positions open in London at the moment, so I've probably got better chances than most other jobs I apply for.
>tfw been talking to a girl for 5 months and really like her
>want to tell her how I feel but it will ruin everything and she will drop me, plus I haven't seen her in person for 4 years
I'll not bother 2bh, I don't mind being a beta orbiter seeing as she's pretty friendly with me anyway
/britfeel/ I don't know why but I think I'm going insane. I have a boyfriend and I'm just so crazy about him, I can't stop thinking about him and whenever I'm not with him or talking with him I'm just going crazy.
How do I stop being such a faggot?
Nah. I already got what I wanted.
I wanted the WiiU 5.5 exploits, but Im pretty happy with hacking all these 3DSs I got. Put a 128gb microSD in one so its like I'm the fucking king of games now.
>work coach is pushing me to get a shitty cleaning job
>12 hours a week
>I'd get 4quid extra a fortnight
>for an extra 12 hours of work
Nah I'm going out to eat a meal, play some vidya and doss about.
I got the week off work so I can't complain. I got a soundbar for my bedroom once the redecorating is done in there. Lifes pretty comfy. I just suffer from chronic self-loathing and lack of confidence built up from years of bullying.
Falling for the alienware meme. >can't even stop myself lads.
The saying is "Dont shit where you eat", not where you sleep. Liberate yourself mate, shit the bed. No greater feeling that undoing the programming that was forced onto you at an early age.
Liar. You used too much paper, didn't you?
I didn't want to clog the toilet so I did some stuff to it to make sure it wouldn't clog. I'm home alone because mummy isn't here and I wouldn't know what to do if I did clog the toilet.
No, I don't use too much paper because if I feel like I need to use a lot of people I just keep flushing before it gets too much to make sure it doesn't try to flush a giant load of paper and a turd all at once.
>>I didn't want to clog the toilet so I did some stuff to it to make sure it wouldn't clog.
me, I just take a twig or a knife and cut the turd in half. then I throw away the twig or the knife.
hello anons, time for my daily
>want to desperately leave my house and go to the 24h mcdonalds near me
>too much of a scared faggot to leave my house
I'm scared of being seen by people, I'm scared of finding the entrance to the 24h mcdonalds and looking like an idiot trying to figure out how to get inside, I'm scared of, if I do make it inside, not knowing where the counter is right away and being judged for not going over there right away, I'm scared about not knowing what I want instantly and taking my time picking what to order, I'm scared of how I give the money over to the person and not getting my wallet out, and putting change away fast enough, I'm scared of, if I used my debit card, failing to use the contactless on the little machine they use and looking like a retard, or putting my card in the device wrong if I don't use contactless and causing it to fail, or inputting my pin wrong.
I worry about literally everything and I can't stop.
Earliest place opens at 11am, besides I really want a mcdonalds, I just can't bare to leave the house and face the outside world, it's so fucking hard and I don't know how people manage.
I've never, ever been able to "just do it", not at any point in my life. The whole concept is completely foreign to me and I just don't understand HOW.
It doesn't really change any of the stuff in my original comment and the fears I have sadly.
>I'm scared of being seen by people
Staff in the mcdonalds.
>I'm scared of finding the entrance to the 24h mcdonalds and looking like an idiot trying to figure out how to get inside
Staff in the mcdonalds.
>I'm scared of, if I do make it inside, not knowing where the counter is right away and being judged for not going over there right away
Staff in the mcdonalds.
>I'm scared about not knowing what I want instantly and taking my time picking what to order
Staff in the mcdonalds.
>I'm scared of how I give the money over to the person and not getting my wallet out, and putting change away fast enough
Staff in the mcdonalds.
>I'm scared of, if I used my debit card, failing to use the contactless on the little machine they use and looking like a retard, or putting my card in the device wrong if I don't use contactless and causing it to fail, or inputting my pin wrong.
Staff in mcdonalds.
There is plenty of opportunity for me to look like a retard, be judged and get embarrassed by people even at this time because I have to go to where there are people.
>failing to use the contactless
If you're that dysfunctional how have you ever managed to get a mcdons? Also, you've got a pretty high opinion of yourself if you think they will notice and/or care what you do.
No idea how to do that.
Because my parents would get it for me, but I am home alone right now, also I don't have a high opinion of myself at all, I'm a pathetic retard, people enjoy laughing at pathetic retards.
They are infinitely superior to me.
They work, they can deal with people, this puts them above a status I could ever reach, they are functional humans.
Because on here I'm anonymous, no one can see my face, no one can look at how much of a disgusting human being, and I know there are fellow broken humans on here so I can at least be in company with relatively little pain, the pain would be so much more than the benefit I'd gain despite how much I want mcdonalds.
i need some words to go with a picture
I've explained earlier in the thread who would judge me, and humans always judge others, peoples opinions matter to me for an unknown reason and I don't want to ever be judged negatively in real life so I'll opt to just not participate in life.
Trust me unless there is something that physically stands out about you (Being fat & ugly doesn't count) people you see on the street or in shops are not going to judge you. That stuff only really comes when you develop relationships with people and asking for 20 piece nuggets doe not constitute that.
About to fall asleep even though I don't want to have a fucked up sleeping pattern. I have shit to do that needs to be done asap ffs.
That's NEET life for ya.
Ohwell, I'm still young.
Hopefully I'll win that Lotto jackpot on Saturday
That's too bad. I'll say a word for you before I eat like a king today.
it's half 9 in the morning how the fuck can you seriously eat burgers and milkshakes????
I feel horrible, my programming assignment is due tomorrow, I got answers from a mate who did the course last year but I cant reproduce them so I need to figure out how.
He got high marks on that one so if I could follow through maybe I can get close enough. I just got stuck at the last few steps.
>How do I get the doctor to sign me off with stress lads?
Look up the symptoms online, tell doctor you have said symptoms, ask to be signed off as you think you need some time off work time to try and help you cope.
I know that feel bro
I've got a terrible cough and conjunctivitis. I phoned in sick today, also got an appointment hopefully the doctor will sign me off work for a while with stress etc.
I've just been depressed for so long. Never really had a job, dropped out of college twice. It just hit me yesterday how FUBAR my situation is.
My mum was driving me back from having dinner at her house the other day and she asked me "what do you enjoy doing?" and didn't even have an answer. If I'm not smothered by a suicidal melancholy then I'm distracted by something trivial.
Playing M2TW on my toaster lads, pretty comfy tenderly loving my opponents.
Feeling like utter shit today so took day off work and might do tomorrow depending how I feel. Getting a full wage paid for being ill is pretty damn good
I think i got The Fever (Aye Aye) so I want to play some vidya to cheer myself up.
Any suggestions NEETS?
Hey can someone who is smart help me. I was inspired by >>25560941 this post to see if I could run Total War Rome 2 on my laptop but when I check with Systemrequirementslab it says I cannot because I need 1024MB of ram but my laptop (according to the site) only has 32mb. But I have 8 gigs of RAM...? Why would it say I have less?
Lads I'm trying to quit smoking for the new year but I'm really struggling. I smoke whenever I get bored at work and usually smoke about 15 fags from 9-5.
Anyone got tips for dealing with the cravings/boredom? I bought some nicotine chewing gum but it's grim as fuck.
That website is kinda fucky and doesn't always work m8. I had a graphics card with 2GB of vram and it said it only had 1GB when I used that site.
When it came to playing games though, they'd all recognise it actually had 2GB
Just get some e-cigs mate. I started on them years ago and haven't smoked since. I'm going to quit them all together soon I think just because it's costing me 60 quid a month at this point and that is too much. But it's being a lot easier to go from e-cigs to nothing than real cigs to nothing.
I don't recommend vapes, just e-cigs with cartridges. Gammuci are the brand I go for.
So whats the catch with the recent weather changes here in manchester.has anyone noticed the lack of humidity? Felt like the sahara outside
Just thinking today lads, Tom Cruise gets a lot of shit doesn't he? I mean, the Scientology thing is fucking mental but he actually seems alright.
When he's on the red carpet he stays there for like 3 hours signing autographs and talking to fans. You kinda know what you're getting when you go to see his films too, he hasn't been in many shit films since they're either just average or great.
He's one of the few celebrities that I don't despise, I'd have a pint with him tbqh
1986-1996 he was churning out hit after hit, hell of a run 2bh.
>I mean, the Scientology thing is fucking mental but he actually seems alright.
Tbf it is no more mental than Christianity or Islam but no one gets their tits in a twist when a celebrity follows one of those religions.
I'm doing it to save money so I'd prefer not to replace it with the e cigs, but I'll keep them in mind if I reach breaking point.
How long does one of those cigarette shaped e cigs last? My mate bought one that said it was equivalent to a pack of 20 and he polished it off in one day without heavy use.
Apparently my boss is scared multiple people in our group are going to quit and it looks like a few are about to leave.
Should I give the impression I'm going to go too? This seems like the best time since I know he wouldn't get rid of me by choice, it might make them offer me some better work/more money if they're afraid I'll leave.
>How long does one of those cigarette shaped e cigs last?
Those disposable ones will last less than a day yea. The ones I use you buy a rechargeable battery (the white bit) then you put your cartridges in the end. One cartridge should have enough nicotine for one day. The battery may not last this long though, this is why I keep 3 batteries with me at all times so when one runs out I can just move over to the next one, otherwise I would risk smoking real cigs.
Like I said the cartridges last about 1 day per cartridge and you get 3 cartridges in a pack, which costs about 7 quid a pack, or if you buy online 12 packs for 60 quid. So that's 36 days worth of smoking for 60 quid.
This is all based on the brand I smoke others might be different.
Worked for me lad, I got a 3 grand raise after saying I had an interview at another job. Just make sure they actually want you to stay otherwise you'll look like a tool when they show you the door.
>having a week off from gyming at home due to elbows hurting
>great time to relax and play my backlog of games
>can't even be arsed to play any games
>feel empty not working out
I'm so fucking bored.
This is what I'm going to be having for tea lads. You jelly?
I started drinking at about half 1 yesterday then just went straight though to 2pm it was pretty good. I have to go outside today though so gotta keep it sober until I come home this evening. I'm going to buy a crate at the shop for when I get home later though.
2016 so far
>Been ill the entire year, got a cold on new years day, peaked on the 5th, slightly better now
>shoes had a hole in, so had to wear my steal capped work boots 24/7
>Employer saying I wont get my December wages until February due to some 'administrative error'.
>I do not have the money to commute to work as they haven't paid me
>wondering if, when I'm sacked, Job Centre will see this as reasonable.
The RSPCA round them all up and keep them safe on a farm down south.
just finish 24h sober and awake, have you tried this fine wine
Dunno what I should eat bros.
>giant bowl of oatmeal with 2 scoops of choco peanut butter protein powder (1000 cals)
>chili marinated chicken fillets with shit ramen
Oatmeal seems inappropriate past breakfast, but the ramen is like 600 calories of pure carbs and salt, it'll probably moonface me to oblivion.
don't really have any other appropriate side dish for my chicken, maybe rice but that shit's nasty.
don't really want to go shopping in the city centre (gonna buy shitloads of Tesco budget Bolognese/spicy potatos/etc tomorrow).
I feel awful for him, it takes a lot to make me feel the feels but he just reminds me completely of how I was a couple of years ago.
The trouble is that he would probably see your post as a possible scenario, I know I used to. What if I need the toilet when I'm out and there is someone in there? What if when I'm avoiding eye contact with people I walk into someone? There is so much shit but at the same time a lot of things help.
>have full time job
>live with grandfather after grandma died
>go to bed late last night
>want to sleep in
>grandfather shouts me up before 12 every fucking time
>tell him not to and to let me sleep
>tell him I can sleep however much I want on my days off
>he says I'm being grumpy because I went to bed late
Honestly I think you're right.
I've been out a ton over Christmas but he barely leaves the house and everytime I go he's like ''oh, you're leaving me again'' in a sarcastic manner but I know he kind of means it.
Or some days I have to leave the house several times and he's like ''oh, you're going out again?...''
I mean, I love him but It feels like having a clingy GF. What will he do when I get my own place?
>tfw my supervisor told me that if I start now I can get a pass for my final year project/dissertation
>thinking about giving up and failing uni
He's got 3 daughters. My mum and 2 aunts. My mum and 1 of the aunts visits several times a week but don't really stop that long.
Yeah he's not too bad. He's not an active person though....at all.
He likes fishing but refuses to go in the winter because it's too cold. Maybe when it gets warm I'll start fishing with him.
As long as you got working hands and feet I'm sure they can hire you.
They toss the ugly and unsocial ones at the back working the fryers and burgers while the girls handle the cashier from my experience going to McD.
Posted about how I got a bad ear infection on NYE.
Today is the first day I've woken up without a ton of dried shit that came out of my ear. Also it's getting itch as fuck.
Does this mean it's healing, finally?
Appreciate the confidence, lads. I'm fairly competent at following instructions so I'm not too worried about that. Knowing me I'll probably give someone the wrong amount of change or something because I'm crap at arithmetic.
Might get myself a reputation for it though
That's really bad if it's starting itching mate. My uncle had the same thing, the infection had left is ear and spread to his brain but you will only notice at first as itching in your ear. You need to get back to the docs ASAP.
Why does it take some people so long to shit?
You always hear about people reading, playing games or just doing something else to kill the time whilst on the shitter. WHY?!
When I take a shit I'm in and out in 3 minutes and some of that is washing my hands.
There is a guy I know at work who takes LITERALLY 25 minutes to have a shit. I spoke to an old guy about it (66) and even he said he doesn't understand why it takes people so long.
>There is a guy I know at work who takes LITERALLY 25 minutes to have a shit
It takes me literally seconds to shit but you better believe if i hate the job i'm gonna take 30 mins and just sit on my phone or something
Like when you see people who have books or a newspaper next to the toilet so they can read a chapter or something while having a shit.
I can put my arse down on that seat and shit within 20 seconds, wipe, wash hands then leave. The whole thing probably doesn't even take me 2 minutes.
Do people actually just sit there and wait for the shit to just fall out of their arsehole instead of doing any pushing?
If I've been brewing one for a couple of days it can take me a while to squeeze it out so I'll go on YouTube in the meantime. Yesterday I did a massive shit and it pretty much fell out of my arse as soon as I sat down, the whole thing was over and done with in about 5 seconds. Wish that happened more often tbqhwy, it was a good feel.
He's got his own little office to himself where nobody bothers him, so he doesn't have to sit in the shitter to do nothing.
Besides, he looks half dead anyway. We call him the grave digger.
He's only like 50 but moves like a 90 year old and just has this stagnant, stale smell about him all the time.
Yeah its really nice, its good for someone without many friends I'd say. When I was there with family then we stayed in a cottage without phone reception. It actually encouraged me to go out and I actually spoke to people. Everyone was very friendly and I didn't encounter any chavs or just general cunts. Would recommend.
Have you lads ever stretched and then nearly passed out?
Just stretched my arms like in the pic and my vision went completely black for about 3 seconds, there was also high pitched ring in my ears for a few seconds too. I nearly fucking fainted, felt like my brain was rebooting.
Just targeted some more pigeons with my phishing scam
None of them fell for it
I don't understand how it could have been such a (near) success the first time but a complete failure the following 20 times
The only variable is that I am now executing my ploy on weekdays instead of weekends
>I don't understand how it could have been such a (near) success the first time
that's life, you get a small taste of success and that you might make it. but then find out it was a joke and fate was just trolling you.
This is the job of some people. Their work literally involves checking pooping times. If someone asked them what they did at work today they could honestly answer
>I was timing the bowel movement of some guy
Feeling ill as shit, it's like some sort of cold, but without a blocked or runny nose. I have a cough, a headache, and feel tired and out of it constantly.
That being said, what's your best home remedy for such ailments? I already have painkillers sorted.
I get this thing when I'm going to bed sometimes where I will be falling asleep and get woken up by a loud static sound in my ears. It sounds exactly like the static from the start of CM Punk's cult of personality intro song, except there's one of them. It's weird because it's really loud and jolts me awake just as i'm drifting off.
>tfw mum asks you for money
>"How much have you got?"
>"Yeah that'll do"
Fuck that noise, literally all my money? I don't even know if I'm getting it back. I think my mum is shit with money 2bh. I thought I'd treat myself to a better monitor or something but no not allowed to have nice things
>telling her exactly how much you have
You did it to yourself, you should have said you only have 100 quid or something.
I never give my mother any money, she's a fucking retard with her finances.
>always complaining that she never has any money at the end of every month
>she got a 6k payout in a car accident
>rather than keep it in the bank and chip away at it when necessary, she fucking spent it all on new clothes and gadgets in one month
>next month she's complaining about having no money again
T.hanks I really mean that
>Get letter from FedEx
>I owe them 20 quid because of tax
>Can't pay online, only by phone or cheque
I got one of those too. Round about same amount.
I didn't pay it and a few weeks later they sent me a final reminder and said if I didn't pay it they would take me to court.
Rang them up and sorted it in 5 min.
>text from DHL telling me to phone urgently
>do so, qt sounding girl answers
>have to give my tracking number to confirm a package
>give it to her
>have to confirm it as "toy from japan"
Fucking hell just kill me
Did you have to speak to an actual human bean or a robot?
Human. It was weird.
I rang up and it wasn't even like some official call centre. It sounded like a bunch of people just sat around doing nothing.
Some girl picked up and I told her why I had called and she was like ''oh, let me put Allen on the phone'' and this guy sorted it.
I can top that famalam
>bought an animay figure
>preowned because the fig is a few years old and I haven't seen a new one anywhere
>delivery guy comes to my house but I'm out so it gets takes to the post office
>have to go and pick it up
>young qt girl working at the counter
>she has to look at the label for the tracking code or something
>hands me it with a smirk on her face
>label says in fucking big bold writing
>1x USED PLASTIC TOY
Can't ever go back desu
Stop watching movies, they're nothing like that.
The average house party in the US is just the same as the UK except they have better weather and probably have a pool too.
The big huge house parties with 100+ people are rare and only really happen in Uni fraternities. We have fraternities here but only normies are allowed to join the good ones. I have a friend who was an honorary member of a sports frat in Cambridge. You could only get in if you were a top performer on one of the sports teams but they allowed a handful of non-sporty people to join.
They were basically the offspring of millionaires and they'd have boat parties and get wasted in manor houses and shit with loads of people.
Can someone tell me who this Poleaboo guy is?
I've only been here a few weeks so don't know much about him but he just seems like an attention seeking cunt.
Also, does he really speak in third person?
He's some weird autistic cunt who makes videos of girls shitting and goes to public swimming baths to try to catch children changing. He speaks in the third person because he was arrested last for stalking and part of his probation is he is banned from the internet, so he talks in the third person as he thinks it will bamboozle the police.
Hey losers, here's a pic of me and my bird.
Cutey, isn't she?
Nah, the cage is massive. It's big enough for something 10 times her size.
Yeah, small but noisy as fuck. used to be in my room but now she's in the spare room.
She was born and bred in captivity and was lucky I got her and gave her such a huge cage with tons of toys. Most people put birds of this size in cages that are much, much smaller.
She was never meant to be a wild bird and even if I released her now, she would die in no time.
Good day for Poleaboo, minus his dad asking him about how the job hunt is going
why did god make the NEET lifestyle so bloody comfy lads
>McDonalds lunch everyday
>impractical jokers on tv
>play vidya for mental stimulation
cant wait to move back tbqhwy
>lives 5 minutes from mcdonalds
Fuck you if I lived that close to mcdonalds I'd go up there at like 5am every day for a mcmuffin or two.
>the lads on /polska/ referred to Poleaboos waifu as a "pale nigger" and "Sid from Ice Age"
What a shit pic.
She is Polish? I've worked with quite a few Polish girls and there are only a few I wouldn't have fucked. And one of them that I wouldn't have actually had a pretty face but was too much of a beefcake for me. I like them slim.
Both of them here, not sure if that's his actual solicitor or a stock pic.
These are the types of pics roasties can't manipulate though.
Only peron I knew to be 4sure shat the bed shared the same name and done the dragon h20
Next-door neighbour came out to see if I was a criminal trying to break in at 7am this morning when I was playing with my christmas crossbow in the garden
They've lived next to me for 5 years and they've never seen me in person
Made the mistake of answering the door, a delivery guy had something for the house across the alley and asked if I could take it. It was a fucking bed in two big boxes full of wood. I think he was annoyed that I said no, but fuck him, my stairs are really steep and i'm ill. People should be in for the shit they want delivered.
good for you, don't let them fuck you over with that shit.
one of our postmen, he would hand me the parcel through the window, thinking it was mine, then hand me the thing to sign, and it was for next door.
best to just say no youre not going to be in
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>They've lived next to me for 5 years and they've never seen me in person
Same here mate, except I live in a flat (small block, 3 stories 6 flats)
I'll always look out the window before I go outside to make sure no-one is coming in before going out my front door so I won't encounter anyone in the hallway.
Sometimes as I enter through the lobby door, I can hear someone leaving their flat, so I run away quick and wait till they're gone, before I go in.
It's mostly 20-30 something single females in my block, they probably think I'm the weird loner who lives on the top floor, who hardly ever goes anywhere and never has guests visit, and whom no-one ever sees.
They probably don't think about me at all. I'm a non entity to them.
That was just my projection of what they could think. And of course it is correct.
Back from Tesco lads
Pretty quiet out there today but I saw the chavvy kid who lives next door to me going in the trees to smoke weed with this girl who couldn't have been older than 11 or 12 which is kind of fucked up see as he is about 18
I would kill the chav in a fight he's a pussy lol. Hence why he has to hang out with 11 year old girls. But what am I supposed to do? Beat him up? She obviously likes him/has been groomed by him so that's not going to solve anything it'll just mean I'll get my windows bricked at some point.
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We were on the bed when you came home
I heard you stop outside the door
I know you won't believe it's true
I only went with her 'cos she looks like you
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>sweet upper middle class NEET life
Das it mane
You guys have no idea how jealous I am. Council estate NEET life is good because it is NEET life but I would love to live in a nice place and be able to walk around and shit and not have to deal with druggies and chavs every day.
>But on the plus side they know how to throw a fucking party!!
>Tfw no angry wagies shitting up the thread today
Feel comfy man. You think they all got in trouble for arguing with the NEET masterace and their slave driver took their internet privileges away?
I'm at work right now, not angry though.
Pretty happy today, actually.
I've been here the whole time you bunch of misfits
>nothing better to do than try and cause arguments
>says other people shit up the thread
Good job lads, can see why you're employed
If there are any wagies still here, could you explain to me, calmly if you could, why you gentlemen seem so upset when us NEETs poke fun at you? Genuine question. Please don't cry.
I don't mind tbqh, if I could live the neetlife I would. Unfortunately my parents don't take kindly to me not having a job and threatened to kick me out. It helps if you can find a job you actually enjoy, which is something that the angry people probably don't have.
fuck off mate, this isn't a homo thread i want to see tits not cock
My oldman drove me to the job center when he got fed up with me being being a neet for 2 months.
Needless to say they sent me to the careers office since i was only 17 and in turn found me a job which 12 years later i'am still doing.
holy shit i just went complete and total autistic atheist edgelord at some guy trying to sell me a book in the street. he was talking to me and said it has shit about reincartaion i said no i don't belive in that i don't want it. and he kept talking
i told him to stop talking and said reincarnation is a fairy tale to make people feel better when you die its the end thats it. i don't want the book.
all he said was ok
Just get the train you silly paki cunt, its going to cost nearly as much to send it all to you, not to mention it will probably get damaged in the process
Fucking stupid creepy perverted piece of shit
Why the fuck are so many normies bi nowdays? I was just browsing a sock kink thread because i was bored and about 50% of the guys and 60% of the women put something like pi/ban as their orientation
Mate I think I've had a breakthrough. Remember that Civil Engineer guy? He was a right prick and loved wageslaving. Well Angryanon is also a right prick and loves wageslaving, he claimed before the reason he is so angry is because his boss yells at him so he yells at us. Civil Engineer guy doesn't do his gimmick anymore, so what if he's just evolved in Angryanon?