/britfeel/

>winter
>moved to basement so no sunlight
>still feel just as comfy and euphoric as before
depression is just shit tier genetics and diet lol

I think i may have a fap lads

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YES THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINAL

So I know some of you cunts are literally shut ins, but do any of you live with housemates?

Do you actively avoid them? I've been doing it of late because I got used to being alone at Christmas and now I don't want to change.

I wanna sit in bed all day in my undies doing nothing. When my housemates home I just try to be as silent as possible and hope he doesnt notice me. Go to the toilet and eat only when I desperately need to as quick as possible.

He's an alright guy but I just cba talking to anyone. Like I really don't have common interests and would rather just shitpost in peace.

I think i want guns legal in the UK.

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>>25542947
>Azusa "No Fun Allowed" Nakano

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I'm trying to teach my grandfather how to use my ipad for Netflix as I don't use it. It's like pulling teeth.

I tell him the screen is very sensitive and you only need to touch it lightly but he lays the fucking smack down on it every time he touches it and then complains it's not working.

Also
>only interested in stuff with violence in
>show him so very highly rated, good stuff
>says its shit
>I know it's because there is no action in it
>watches 4/10 film or TV series
>says it's amazing because some cunt is dying every 20 minutes

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>>25543001
>Azusa "Literally An Angel" Nakano

>>25542988
Guns and drugs should be legal

>>25542983
My housemate is my brother.

We're both shut ins.

I see him maybe once every few days. But I hear him all the time, playing league, etc.

>>25542988
Same, it's my ideal way to kill myself if I get that far.

>>25542988
They are legal.

What do you want?

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>tfw get paid jsa tonight
literally counting down the minutes bcos havent eaten in two days

>>25543040

Shit I think you're my brother.....come knock on my door. But not loud or it will spook me.

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>>25543040
>live together
>only see each other every few days

This is a new level of NEET.

>>25543112
How bad must it be when you can only communicate with your family through /r9k/

>student loan hasn't come in
>i have a fiver to my name


who /hasn't eaten anything but asda's own brand instant noodles for 2 weeks/ here?

p.s. underage/neet bots: don't go to university for a shitty joke subject unless you're from a pretty well off family that is willing to support you or it's going to be miserable

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Would you guys try this with a British dom?

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>Oculus rift is 600 yank bucks
>That's not even with full features supposedly
Is Facebook trying to kill the waifu age?

OKAY, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY AFTER A WHILE OF POSTING AND SOLVING CAPTCHAS THEY STOP FUCKING WORKING and I have to solve more?

This is fucking bullshit. How am I supposed to shitpost consistently with this bollocks.

>>25543160
What are you studying? Geography grad here.

>>25543086
>dolescum

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>>25543024
>Angel
>Talks shit about Ritsu

Pick one Senpaitachi.

>>25543164
Import fees are going to be what, 100 quid on top of that?

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>>25543185
>Ritsu

>>25542988
They are, it's just more difficult to get so mongs like you give up instantly. I'd much rather have my weapon while the pakis and chavs still mess with knives due to less easy access.

>>25543180
I've noticed that myself

I select all the fucking signs, but no have to do it twice.

>>25543164
your imaginary girls can wait a bit longer lad. besides i thought you NEETs get like 2000 a month?

>>25543164
It died the day they bought it.

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>>25543181
history

>4th year, not likely to graduate with even a 2:1 because i'm a fuckup
>no skills or extracurriculars
>got rejected without interviews from everywhere i've applied to
>haven't started researching my dissertation due in 2 months

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>>25543182
Fuck off m8 i lost my job because i was homeless

>>25543188
That's what I read, sounding ded-er by the hour.
>>25543210
My parents are richfags and I'm an only child.

>>25543204
I don't mean grandad shit like hunting rifles and shotguns, i want pistols and machine guns.

>>25543221
You just described my last year. Would have got a 2:1 but I stuffed the landing so to speak and fucked my dissertation.

>>25543222

Out of curiousity how does one become homeless, especially with a job?

Surely everyone has someone to take enough pity on them to let them at least sleep on their floor?

I locked myself out of my house losing the keys a few weekends ago and made a few embaressing texts a people said they'd have me on their sofa. You can literally use this couch surfing as well I guess.

Dare I say it, it's 2016. I don't see why this still happens.

>>25543272
Then I'm glad you nigger mentality folk don't have a chance of making a difference.

>>25543208
It differentiates between street signs like "stop" and "30mph" and street name signs.

Imagine if it went any other way.
Imagine if you just had a nice job and not only that, but a lifetime of good experiences, good friends, good grades in school, and good looks.

I just can't believe how I live in a supposedly first world country but am in the bottom percentile globally in terms of looks, social experience, and financial situation.

Yes I have a laptop that I go on the internet with in cafes but I'd trade that for a lifetime of happy memories any day. Give me a job and I promise never to go on 4chan again.

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>>25542947
waifufriend reporting in

>>25543279
That would require having a phone and then having people to text in it.

>>25543294
Doesn't matter. Same happens to burgers and salad and all that shite.

>>25543086
how much do you get?

Poleaboo was wondering how young everyone would go ITT? He used to be a strict 16-guy but he's seen some younger girls that look very mature.

>>25543279
Why are you even here if you have friends? Juts leave, please. PLEASE.
I can't believe normies are so dumb that they can't imagine how someone who is homeless has a harder time if they have no friends.

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>take caffeine and redose over and over again so that i took 500mg over the course of 2 hours
>still tired as fuck, only significant difference is that now my heart is beating irregularly
wow fucking great drug. i bet taking amphetamines is healthier than this.

>>25543367
>go to bed
>close eyes
>don't get more tired
>end up staying in a tired, non productive state for like 3 hours but also unable to fall asleep

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Went for pizza an chips lads. Some Sriracha to taste. >>25542407

>>25543208
Skip street signs, street names and business names, the computer they use to work out what are the correct images is shit.

Thinking of doing a working holiday in Australia, reckon this'd be a good idea lads. I'm 19 and still debating on going to uni or not, I'm just sick of working this retail wageslave job

Had a horrible panick attack last night and felt the most crushing sense of impending doom I've ever felt.

Got up to take a wet shit which is usually a symptom of my panick attacks but then I woke up this morning and I have a really upset stomach.

Can't tell if me needing a shit caused the attack or if my attack caused me to need a shit.

Pretty funny either way and I'd laugh if I didnt think it would cause a bowel movement.

>>25543340
18 is the youngest I would admit but i'd go 16 if no one found out.

>>25543411
>>>/int/ brit thread is made for your kind

>>25543400
>ketchup on pizza

absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>25543367
Just do coke. Youll have a fuck ton of energy.

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>>25542795

>can't pay we'll take it away evicting some nigger from somalia

Feels good man.

>>25543461
Are you being sarcastic or are you just fucking stupid?

>>25543466
coke sounds disgusting desu. why do it rather than amphetamines?

>>25543499
There is nothing wrong with pure coke. Finding pure coke is another story.

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>call an american out for being an ignorant, cynical piece of shit
>remind him of circumcision to give him a taste of his own medicine
>now threatens to sue me

>>25543461
>Tomato anything on pizza
vtter_pleb.tiff

>>25543279
Because not everyone grew up in middle class families with perfect upbringing you sheltered prick. Couch surfing? Lmfao. I was homeless not going on holiday you moron

I want an oculus rift, can a rich anon by me one

>>25543532
arent amphetamines better for keeping you awake

>>25543163
why you gotta post this when I'm trying not watch porn, thanks for the boner i guess

>>25543333
Approx 120 gbp, so not a lot

>>25543496
He is right though. Ketchup on pizza is the most retarded thing I've ever seen food-wise

>>25543573
>weebs getting cucked by kikebook

>>25543494
if thats the one where they break in and find about 5 coons sleeping upstairs its a cracking episode

>>25543591
Good job it's not red sauce then

>>25543595
He's not a weeb or he's a retarded one. All the waifumoekawaiidesuka shit won't be done and polished for a long, long time.

>>25543624
>red sauce
Whats that? I live in NL btw

>used to be a Master Guardian on CSGO
>now Silver 3

That was one of the two things in life I was actually good at as well. Might just end it all. Fuck you Gabe.

>tfw I'm a functioning member of society but like coming here.

I still think 90% of this board is satire.

No adult can literally never leave the house and actually watch anime.

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Any of you lads see the new episode of 'The Undateables' then?

>>25543700
nice bait senpai, you get a 10/10

>>25543700
I leave the house to get beers senpai

>>25543700
I'm the same but you're wrong about people not leaving the house.

I know someone who hadn't left the house for 5 months before Christmas

It would kill me.

It's that time of week again boys, who /wankered wednesday/ here?

>>25543697
How? I got to Global in like 4 weeks with no prior comp experience.

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>>25543700
Too obvious, I'll give you a pity (you) for the effort.

>>25543714

Yeah. I wanted to put my finger in that woman's nose hole.

>>25543734
>I'm the same but you're wrong about people not leaving the house.

How do they eat and stuff without food?

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>>25543002
>he finds a TV series
>it's French
>Anon, how do I turn these subtitles off
>They're on by default
>I don't want them on
>But then you won't be able to understand it
>Can't you make them speak English
>mfw

>>25543785
The person in question has a BF (yes, it's a woman) who is just as much a waster as her but he leaves the house and pretty much does EVERYTHING for her.

>>25543738
What rank did you start as after first 10 games? That's pretty impressive.

I used to be a pretty shit hot CSS comp player but hadn't played for about 5 years when I got on CSGO. I played at MG for awhile then got relegated twice in a short space of time and from that point on it was luck of the draw for the teams I got relegated down to Gold Nova 1 then went back up Gold Nova 3, After that I had some issues with my PC where my FPS was dire so ended up getting relegated back down, didn't play for a few months while I got a new PC then had a series of relegations until I got to Silver which is really tough to play because for a lot of people I think it is their first time on CS so had a few losses and have ended up at Silver 3.

>>25543841
I'm not him but when I played CS I started at silver I and ended up at DMG before I quit. Just didn't have enough time to play.

>>25543841
I started at MGII

You should try this guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?l=german&id=322206521

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>>25543734
>>25543700
>>25543279
Why come here?

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>>25542795
Any lads here doing exams in uni atm?

Doing an exam tommorow, maths went pretty good so I'm hoping I do well in this next one. After the exam I'm catching the first train home (I normally live at uni) and enjoying my last 2 weeks of freedom.

Gonna be pretty comfy desu, looking forward to the peaceful train ride home.

I wish there was another cool war like WW2 so i wouldn't have to worry about careers and shit and just get to shoot the fuck out of some real enemy.

If i joined the army now i'd just be stuck in some desert helping ragheads not get killed by other ragheads.

>>25543990
>wanting to die for jews

>>25543990
I remember being 12 too.

>>25543990
WWII was not cool you fucking moron.

>>25543919
Why not, friendingo.

Top o' the morning to ya, guv'nas. I am an aspiring American writer who grew up under a rock. I wish to learn the ins and outs of your culture for a script I am working on.
Q: What are some things about Britain that you've noticed are underrepresented in media?
I don't want to write yet another story that just references Milwall and crumpets & tea. Consider this an opportunity to get your voice out to the masses, through me.

>>25543689
REEEEEEEE clogfags out

I think the other anon put sriracha on his pizza which is chili & garlic sauce, red sauce is what britbongs call ketchup, also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTUTOUTOUTOUT

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>>25542947
why foo

>>25543990
yea man it'd be just like cowadoody XD

>>25543990
If you were older, your grandfathers would have been in WW2 and you could have asked them about it. Neither of mine thought it was cool.

>>25544099
way foo

Got a job lads, weird feel, call centre for a couple of days a week. Going to get more than the NEETbux and no fortnightly trying to avoid sanction. Still feels like a big loss 2bh.

>>25544088
I'll give you a list if you never type like that again and give me more info on the script.

>>25544088
Write about NEETlife of course.

>>25544170
NORMIE REEEEEEE

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>25544170
welcome to the real world, kiddo

>>25543919
They're the loser in their set of friends, hence why they come here and try to do what's happeend to them all the time, to see what the appeal is.

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>>25543164
Rift is the worst VR headset of all the ones about to hit the market.

If you buy rift, you are more retarded than a console kiddy.

>>25543164
what about the htc vive?

>>25544263
Why the fuck does the ps4 VR have the best frame-rate?

>>25544253
Kek, talking shit on the phone a couple of days a week isn't how I envisage the real world. I still plan to spend most of my life hiding from it and wrestling captchas.

>>25544170
Customer service or sales lad?

>>25544296
Market research, no targets just get answers as best you can.

>>25544170
>"H-hello is t-that M-mr Bobbington?"
>"FUCK OFF RINGING ME YA CUNT"
>call ended

I hope you can deal with the abuse, pal.

>>25544279
Probably because sony is actually a TV manufacturer, unlike most of the rest. They've already researched 3D 4k tvs, I doubt this is even a challenge to their engineers or manufacturing process.

>>25544263
>OR expected price: $350
kek was this made before or after they sold out to kikebook?

>>25544170

I don't know if it was because I was really unhappy with where my life was at the time, but I've worked 2 years in a factory but could only muster 2 weeks in a call centre. 8 hours of being told to fuck off whilst you stutter on the phone is awful and I told them I was going to kill myself if I kept doing it.

A few days a week may be alright, but it's relentless and you only really get through to the sad desperate people, some threatening to kill themselves and that. Who else answers the phone in the day?

>>25543573
Wait for the 3rd generation when they're lighter, better quality, cheaper and have many more waifu applications

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>Tfw buffy will never be your gf.

>>25544320
The company I work for takes a lot of calls from you guys. Get used to being told that the manager is 'unavailable'.

>>25544332
After, 15 August 2015.

>>25544189
A school teacher is entrusted with an enormous duty, must leave her home and husbando for years, and cope with isolation & coming to terms that she doesn't understand her faith. That's the jist of it.

>>25544327
Worked in kitchens before, unless they found a way to throw a knife through the phone it's going to be better than that.
>>25544333
>whilst you stutter on the phone
Phone is a spaghetti free zone for the newest wagecuck in town weirdly

>>25544263
>210 degree fov

Don't humans only have about a 190 degree feild of view?

>>25544352
Fine by me, I asked and there are no targets. She even said "just bee yourself" and don't worry when they hang up or you find angry anon.

>>25544170
It's not as bad as it could be, at least its only a couple days, the five day work week is a con, you end up spending most of your life doing unenjoyable shit so you can support yourself in what little time you have when your not wageslaving. Even top doctors are saying a 4 day work week would help everyone's stress, as well as unemployment. theguardiancom/society/2014/jul/01/uk-four-day-week-combat-stress-top-doctor

Any of you guys good at programming?

I just wanna know that if I have trouble doing my assignment you guys will cover my back and stop me from falling into NEETdom right?

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>>25544350
>tfw watching Buffy while typing this
>tfw Buffy is actually one of my least favourite characters in the whole series
>tfw actually prefer Angel over Buffy as a series
>tfw Anya is my favourite character in the whole series

>>25544362
>coming to terms that she doesn't understand her faith.
Reads like some edgy liberal shit. Markets flooded mate.

>>25544350
>Implying Buffy isn't literally the least attractive girl in the show

>>25544414
Yes, it's a stupid gimmick for retards who don't actually think about the info but just see high numbers and think high better.

>>25544437
Buffy's pretty much an asshole compared to all the other female characters.

>>25544263
>>25544414
>>25544468
>implying everyone has exactly 190 FOV
>implying the screen will be shaped exactly like YOUR field of view and fit it 100%

>>25544434
Tbf they said i can do as much or as little as I want. Obviously I'm taking the latter but if I need to buy something I can change it up a bit.

>>25544435
I've been employed to develop software in Java, PHP, Javascript and C#

>>25544435
honey, the longer you're here, the harder you fall.

>>25544518

I love you, I shall continue working harder then.

>>25544468
What's gimmicky about covering the entire FOV?

>>25544441
Forreal? Fuck. I can't really tell you much about the faith part without giving away my twists. That's not only focus though; its mostly going to be that, ethics, and psychology. Elements of SOL throughout.

>>25544512
I'd say be careful with your flexibility, don't fluctuate too much, or they may fire you for being too much of a hassle, but it sounds like you're landing a pretty nice job, better than most for what you want.

>>25543160
How much is your payment?

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Where we at boys?
>Bournemouth

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>>25542947

Waifu stronk

>have sex
>don't feel the need to wank for days
>dick like a slumbering dragon that has been sated

this feels lads
meeting her again at the weekend

Anyone else stuck in Belfast? Total shithole.

>>25544189
the lower middle class. Most people would fit in to this category, yet somehow in media you're either a posh middle class twat, or a working class chav, the in between is sorely underrepresented as a group.

Feel like laying my head down on the train tracks out the back of my flat tonight

>>25544573
Well I told them I want like 6 weeks off to go and see my parents who fucked off abroad to live and they said it's no problem. Seems too good to be true so far, the only downside is they have 15 people crammed into a space the size of my living room.

>>25544631
>Belfast
>Civic pride
>Built the ship that is famous for sinking

>>25544692
Blame the protestants, Catholics did nothing wrong, except all the murders

>>25544667
if that's the case, then it probably wont be around too long, just don't ask too many questions, that way you can claim ignorance if/when the police come/

Managed to get a Skype interview for a Software and Web development, had to buy a webcam and microphone because I don't have one and I've got to dress formally. Fucking hell I can't be done with this and I haven't even got my place. I can't wait to sperg out over Skype with a qt though.

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>>25543203

Ritsu is for anons with truly refined taste.

Only on the second or third viewing do you come to understand that she is actually best girl.

>>25544732
webcam interviews?

jesus christ

>>25544666
>satans trips

Its time.

>>25544740
Yeah I talked to some friends and apparently it's not too uncommon for apprenticeships. Weird as fuck tbqh.

>>25544737
Azusa is the best girl.
t. someone who has rewatched 7 times

Ritsu was my favourite at first though

>>25544726
I think they mostly employ students (it's right next to the uni) so they're used to people coming and going. It's been going since 1982 if you believe their website.

>>25544263
Expected price will be 600 euros though, they've just announced it.

>>25544740
>did one for Vodafone
>sat in living room
>shirt and tie
>nothing on lower body
>felt real good mang

>>25544612
Brighton here

>>25544761
You have to dress up? Can't you just get it so your head is in shot or are you going to just wear a shirt and pink elephant boxers.

>>25544815
No idea, I'm probably just gonna wear a shirt and tie though, I doubt they'll see my lower body.

Is it possible for emotions to 'switch off'?

I've always been kind of an emotionless person but just over a year ago one of the only people that I have ever REALLY cared for died. I loved them so fucking much and I miss them everyday.

Anyway, since then it seems my emotions and empathy just vanished. I'm not even joking. I now have a complete lack of empathy and very, very rarely feel much emotion. I don't ever feel happy and I don't get sad. It's just nothing all the time.

Is it possible for something in your brain to change due to a traumatic event?

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>>25544732
>I've got to dress formally

If you want to really make an impression use facerig instead, with the live2d module.

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>tfw your folks are vampires and you are being raised by a single dad and his buddies because your mom committed a suicide allowing you to be born
>tfw only your father's demonic face stops you from crying

Pic mostly unrelated.

>behind gps doors

Thank god I don't live in that multkulti hell hole, the paki and the nigger beast receptionists Jesus Christ...

>feel the police breathing down my neck
>delete incriminating shit off my laptop
>CC cleaner and a few overwrites
>make online backup and hard backup
>later delete the online backup out of paranoia
>police don't find shit on the laptop
>lose the hard backup

I'm literally going to have to do the polices job by recovering the incriminating files from my laptop

>>25544843
Yes, it's like a muscle.

You need to exercise it regularly to get better. If you spend too long alone, it atrophies.

>>25544775
>I have the autism

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does anyone know of the style the actors perform in the 2009 film Gamer?

Is it "Japanese Rave" Subculture?

https://youtu.be/11y26nWg0BY

senpai?

>>25544914
I'm not a loner. I have a job and friends.

I just don't feel anything anymore other than anger.

Honestly, it's at the point where if one of my friends died tomorrow I don't think I would feel much at all.

>>25544948
It's called apathy.

Happened to me, I just read nietzsche and realised everything was futile so I'd rather feel other emotions and enjoy my moment in life before the eventual demise.

>>25544666
Think of the trouble you'll cause for everyone trying to get to work tomorrow.

>>25544948
>I have a job and friends.
>on >>25542795

>>25544986
Shocking ain't it.

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>>25544859
>Desperate shut-in NEET uses anime facerig to try and get a job through Skype

That's a great mental image.

>>25544986
Survey a couple of threads ago showed only 41% of /britfeel/ are NEETs

>>25544767
The k-ons > ui/jun > nodaka/sawako >shit > yui
true order of the universe

>>25544891
>muh ears

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>a whole evening filled with possibilities
>will inevitably spend it on 4chan

Cracking shit lads, nice cable then things got messy, having a celebratory G&T now.

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>>25544967
>It's called apathy.
>Happened to me

>>25545025
Azusa>>>Jun>Ritsu>Mio>Mugi>Yui>Nodoka>Ui>Sawako>>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>>>>You

>>25544967
Careful with that edge, Hemingway.

>>25545016
>not posting a link

http://www.strawpoll.me/6458943

>>25545073
Mugi>Ritsu>Mio=Yui>Sawako>Jun>>>>>>Nodoka>>>>>>>>You>>>>>>>>>Azusa

>>25545148
>In Education 11 votes (39%)
Unifags are just appentice NEET

>tfw drunk listening to Mudhoney

waheeey

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

ROBOT ON CHANNEL 5 NOW?!

>>25545175
>Mugi>Ritsu>...
Literally a meme opinion

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>>25545175
decent ratings, yui is pure trash though she probably can't even wipe her arse properly and always has shit stained underwear

Anime is fucking shit and you have a low iq if you enjoy it. Literally no different than mongs whose favourite movies are Avengers and Minions, except you aren't normie so you don't even get to shag normie birds for having shit taste.

>had a dream last night I was with my ex
>at some fictional concert
>music was amazing
>she mentions the dude I know she's seeing now
>reality hits
>music changes
>sadmode sets in
>happy dream now depressfest
>alarm goes off in reality world
>6am, laying in bed processing
>fuck I hate when dreams have feels

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>>25545267

Don't bully the Yui, it's not her fault she has learning difficulties.

How do i find a cuddle buddy?

Gender's irrelevant.

>>25544350
>>25544437
>>25544456
Is Buffy any good? some girl wants me to watch it with her.

>>25545390
It's so much a product of its time that unless you watched it when it was on or love the 90s I really doubt you'll get much out of it.

It's also massively influential so you may find a lot of its theme seem cliche, even the ones they invented.

Regardless, that girl just wants the D so do it.

>>25544437
Angel S5 > Buffy > The rest of Angel

Any other Brits not realise Spike was a filthy yank?

>>25545519
Of course he is, he says poof as pooewf instead of puhff.

Who /readytodiehere/ here?

I think I've achieved all I can in life and am ready to pack it in. I'll see it out until after summer to enjoy my golden years with some more boozing then I'm finished.

Is a VPN necessary for DNM?

>>25545694
Yeah if you paranoid bruv

>>25545694
>DNM
What?

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>>25545035

I predict a mass shooting.

>>25545738
I'm not paranoid. It's not about being paranoid, it's about being safe.

>>25545769
Safe from what

>>25545686
Still not visited Japan and had my idealization of it destroyed yet

>>25545830
The police.

I've yet to use it but why would there be so much information on how to safely use it if there was no risk.

Some cheeky cunt has been using facebook with my paypal

Just got charged 75p

I don't even have a normiebook, and I have phone verification, so I've no idea how they managed that.

Disputed it obviously.

>>25545858
Police have better things to do than try catch some 13 year old trying to buy weed off the internet.

Kill yourself and try again.

>>25545888
You're a fucking idiot if you think the DNM aren't being monitored.

>>25545888
People will do anything that boosts their stats to prove that they're being useful

If that's someone doing a serial killing, or a 13 year old buying weed, they don't care. It's a success either way.

>>25545865
>facebook with my paypal
>charged 75p

what?

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>>25545858

I wouldn't worry about it m9

>>25545926
My paypal account shows a 75p payment to Facebook. Probably someone buying a virtual cow or some shit.

I want to know how they got around the mobile phone verification though. I can't even buy from Steam or Ebay without using my phone.

>>25545858
Its not so much being caught by the popo you want to worry about, its people stealing your identity

Also if you know how TOR actually works, you don't want some kiddly fiddler browsing on your IP address, use a VPN and MAC address changer

>>25545949
You're mental m8 who would go to all the trouble of finding a way to bypass phone verification (which is more than likely impossible) for 75p?

I had my mental health assessment thing with the nhs today.
The guys says he recommends CBT

Is it possible to get anything other than SSRIs and CBT for any mental disorder in this country?

>>25545987
I'm fairly sure I'm not asleep right now.

Must be a flaw somewhere that allows them to bypass the verification. Still, why didn't they go for 75 quid or something.

>>25546025
Yeah, a pair of bollocks. You can find them on any man.

this shit will cheer even the most an hero of you autists up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQYC2EfzZZw&list=PL_C-z5nD9dQSvGH-uFe_HDt4CpY0Aqjp2

>>25546025
Nah bruv ur just gonna get parred off with meme treatments for your meme disorder

>>25546047
A qt bf would probably solve a lot of my issues desu

>>25546025
Cock and ball torture?

blox

>>25546046
Is it possible that it was a relative, like a bitch sister or something that knows your password and pinched your phone while you were asleep or out?

>>25546067
I never said what my disorder is, nor do I think I have been properly diagnosed yet

>>25546078
pls dont have a penis

>>25546082
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

Its just be yourself, then just be happy man. But as a formal therapy

>>25546106
You just said ur gay, that's a mental disorder on its own

>>25546083
I live with my Dad who is technologically retarded. No one has ever touched my phone but me, not to mention even that has a lockscreen.

>>25546082

Yes, they send you to an NHS-approved dominatrix.

>>25546025
medication and therapy, what the fuck more do you want?

>>25546025
I wish cbt actually did anything, the nhs just want to seem to fob me off without any real help

>>25546147

A state-issued gf and a free WoW subscription.

only two days left of work to endure this week, gonna get drunk as fuck and get a takeaway on friday night

>>25546137
Maybe you had a normiebook before and didn't properly shut it down and gave it authorization to take from your PP?

I dunno lad but it seems bonkers that somebody would go through all that for 70p, let us know how this shit plays out.

>>25546169
>being a 9-5 er

Fuck that. Couldn't do it.

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Je ne pas Charlie.

Let's remember the martyrs.

>>25546134
I know right.

So why am I having only SSRIs and CBT offered to me there are way more effective treatments that i remember studying when I did psychology

>>25546147
Medication and therapy that aren't trash. SSRIs are shit and may only sort of work for some kinds of depression but make people more suicidal and more fucking apathetic.

CBT just sounds like it will be some normie telling me to be myself.

I want either real meds or real therapy or>>25546160
but a bf instead

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>cheese puft hula hoops.

These are LITERALLY just quavers

>>25546197
it's not so bad, I enjoy my job most of the time

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>>25546078
I'm here for you, Senor.

>>25546205
I wish I could start a business where I could get people like this. Terrorists, kiddy fiddlers, muslims and just general sick bastards.

I'd have a building with individual rooms where people could come to pay me and be put into a room with these people and do whatever the fuck they want to them with the assortment of weapons and instruments at their disposal.

Kinda like that movie, Hostel.

>>25546137

Naturally, you've changed your passwords?

When they do a purchase < 5GBP, it's to test that the account has funds and won't get flagged.

Once that goes through, it's sold on.

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Pls Lotto, grant me the neet life i've always wanted

>>25546215
That's not bad then. I have a good job and good pay but I hate it. I like the people I work with though and I get a lot of days off.

>>25546207
>Medication and therapy that aren't trash. SSRIs are shit and may only sort of work for some kinds of depression but make people more suicidal and more fucking apathetic.

Which specific mediation and type of therapy do you need dr?

>>25546273

Ouch, just cut myself on the edge of this post

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>>25546316
I hope it hurt. mmmmmmm yeah, bleed for me. How does it feeeeeeeeel.

No, but seriously, I'm not trying to be edgy. I guess I'm just fucked in the head.

>>25546273

What if someone just hated the other person and made shit up, like women do in Divorce court? You'd be facilitating the brutal torture of an innocent person for no proper reason. You would be as bad as Isis.

>>25546025
>CBT
They're telling you to fuck off. It's obviously not a disorder worth treating.

>>25546362
>I guess I'm just fucked in the head.
crawling in my skin, you must be.

>>25546169
>takeaway on friday night

>tfw spending more than the NEETs weekly food budget on mountains of fried chinese food

ww3 starting soon lads.

Better brace yourself, January 16th Munich.

>>25546301
I wanted to take bupropion but was denied, or just anything other than the shit SSRIs. Maybe just maybe a mild stimulant for someone who can't stay awake or concentrate might help.

For therapy I want to talk to someone with medical qualifications not someone who did a fucking 5 day course at an ex poly and will just tell me to smile or some trash.
You realise there are lots of different kinds of therapies and CBT is just a shit normie one?

>>25546025
They want you to pass your CBT so you can get a bike and kill yourself

>>25546273
That would require your lazy fat arse having intuitive for once in your life.

>>25546408
>wanted to take bupropion
and why did you want to take that then?

>>25546398
>tfw spending more than the NEETs weekly food budget on mountains of fried chinese food
That's not possible unless you are incredibly obese.

>>25546398
word mayn, love that fried heart attacking inducing Chinese food

>>25546427
Rephrase your insult ma nig. Your verbiage is off

>>25546372
I wouldn't just take anyone because someone said they were bad. I'd have had to witness it. Like the people who perform these terror attacks or people in prison for fucked up shit.

Tooting compressed air lads

What we all at?

>>25546444
its a nonsedating antidepressant that would be a better alternative to SSRIs while providing any benefit my doctor might have wanted. It has been shown to be even more effective in those that SSRIs had no effect.

It is a straight up upgrade to toxic SSRIs

>>25546489
that shit will give you brain damage

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>>25546398
NEETs hope you get extra msg with that wagie.

80 Paki's died today HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25546447
Anorexic, I've only eaten one meal a day for the last 5 years and my takeaway orders always last 2 days

>>25546525
There's more MSG in parmesan than anything you'll get from a Chinese lad, and seeing as retards like you are so scared of it, it's hardly added to anything these days

>>25546562

Same as illsbruh, it's not enough.

>>25546562
where? desu family senpai

>>25546586
>Anorexic
Jesus, could you be anymore lowtest?

>>25546427
Nice projection mein nieger.

What are you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7-h2vUwNU

>>25546699
Milo, sargles and jim talking shite

>>25546699

The tumble dryer about 2 feet away.

Not comfy.

>>25546699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDApZhXTpH8

>>25546788
>>25546767
>>25546705
Pretty poor effort desu guys

>tfw /v/ is basically /a/, /r9k/ is a variation of /b/, and /e/ is just /h/

Have you ever told anyone about /britfeel/? I tried to explain how you're my friends to someone but they just said I was wrong.

>>25546699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_QBC_pDkeU

Just applied for a part-time position at McDonald's lads. Anyone have any experience working there?

>>25546699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g

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>>25546956

You have to be a little wild and ready to go, go, go to work there.

>>25546982
you have to be a little wild and a ready to have your wrap s-sp-sp-spat in

>>25546919
>Im from reddit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUTGOAWAYGETBACKTOREDDIT

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Had a fantastic run tonight lads, currently warm and snuggly in bed with a steaming hot mug of Horlicks

>tfw no one in the world is a COMFY as me right now

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>>25547149
opps wrong pic! but still comfy

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>>25547149

>tfw not lying in bed enjoying whore licks

>>25547188
That boat looks like it'd be pretty comfy. I think i'd like to live on a boat like that for a bit

>tfw you will never get tildeanon to spread his asscheeks and take a picture of his boypussy

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>>25546586
Enjoy your Chinese.

>>25547238

>no running water
>no internet access
>real and ever-present danger of pirates

>implying comfy

>>25546699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5LJpFFrVz4

>>25547326
Cramming got me through mine with decent marks. Which exams you got?

>>25547238

Indeed anon, I plan to buy a boat one day. They must be super comfy with a coal fire, plus it seems like an ideal way to cut oneself from society. One can live a NEET, cheap and somewhat self sufficient lifestyle. My only reservations are poor internets connections.

>>25542795
>Seasonal affective disorder edition.

Kek. Try living in northern Iceland. I'm from Isafjordur in the faaaar north - we're getting maybe 1.5 hours of sunlight a day right now.

>>25547389
Maths, Further Maths, Physics, French and English lit.

>>25547343
>>no running water
Boars have on board water storage tanks you know.

>>no internet access
4G could solve this.

>>real and ever-present danger of pirates
Make a gun.

>>25547416
I only had 4, but I did English lit too. Easy to wing if you're decent at elaborating on points, regardless of how whacky they are. Tbh I found it boring more than hard, sat in a freezing hall with people spluttering and sneezing around me.

>>25547411

Is it really expensive to live there? Also is it true you guys don't like foreigners?

>>25547411

Lucky. I'd fucking love to live in Iceland, I bet there aren't any muslims there.

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>>25547411
Yeah but Iceland's exciting.

>>25547397
Enjoy canal/river pirates. My granddad lived on the Kennet and Avon Canal in the 60s and was seriously robbed by other boat-folk at least twice a week. He ended up not bothering to buy new furniture, radios, etc. and would just hand over fags and booze, hoping they didn't rough him up too badly. He had to quit living on the river because some twats beat him up so badly he was hospitalised.

>>25547411
I'd fucking love to live in any of those places

>>25547149
Reckon living on a narrow boat is as comfy as it seems?

>>25547474
I guess I have to work on winging points, then. Everything I come up with seems so cringeworthy. I suppose I have to push through.

today has been a hard day, every waking minute has dragged on.
just gonna go to bed early so I don't have to be awake anymore.

>>25547520
>on a ship without a crew
He should have got a crew of his own

>>25547326
That's plenty of time.

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Who else /cosygta/ here?

Riding a bycicle through the pier at night atm tbqh senpai.

>>25547520

he needed a sturdy and fearsome crew, matey.

>>25547559
Don't worry too much about it being cringeworthy, you're better off making obscure points than being generic. Good luck though.

>>25547519
Wagekek tv series of the day

https://youtu.be/5ZLeQh-P-R0

How come when I eat Indian food I get acne the next day but can eat any other takeaway and my skin is fine the next day?

About to smoke a bowl and maybe order.

420 blaze it faggots.

What should I get?

>>25547652
Thanks, mate.

mate bl0x

>>25547773
DUDE


fdhioh

>>25547773
a box of raw eggs

>>25547773
Get a pizza with BBQ sauce instead of tomato. For BBQ, Pizza Hut is the best, then Papa Johns, then Dominoes.

Thank me later lad.

>>25547832
We only have a Dominoes here and they don't deliver.

Don't really fancy pizza anyway. Could go for chinese but for some reason it's expensive as fuck compared to pizza or Indian.

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COMFY & COZY
O
M
F
Y

>tfw you knew about bitcoin while they were easy as shit to mine and were going for pennies but didn't get any

Don't think I'll ever get over it.

>>25547887
Let met get this straight. You just ride around pretending to be this woman or roleplaying as this woman?

Do you do any quests or what? Or is that like the only thing you do.

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>>25547343
>not sailing across flood waters
>not watching normies drown
>not having your katana at the ready

>>25547909
It's just a scam mate. The value is less than the cost it takes to create them, the only people you'd benefit are the early adopters.

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>>25547928
Sometimes i drive a cab.

>>25547981
Dude that's so fucking gay. What the fuck.

>>25547981
this looks like such shit

>>25547773
I wish proper chip shops delivered. Nothing beats a battered sausage and chips from a good chip shop.

>>25547971
While that is true your response doesn't really apply to what I said.

>>25547997
>>25547997
Also don't pick up niggers.

Part of the game is to give niggers a hard of a time as possible.

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or just drive sports cars around hollywood.

>>25548052
Now that's more like it!

Look at that fucking car. Just think of the cunt I could pull in that monster.

>>25548048
Of course it does. You're an idiot falling for a pyramid scheme.

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>>25548052
You Drive?

I Drive.

>>25548112
I'm not mining now and never did, I'm just annoyed I didn't get any while they went for pennies years ago, when I first knew about them.

You can't fall for a pyramid scheme you never partake in. Not sure why I have to explain this when it was clear in the first post.

>>25547500
>Is it really expensive to live there?

Not if you have a job here - the pay is in line with the cost of living.

>Also is it true you guys don't like foreigners?

White people are fine unless you're a Slav. We don't want niggers and shitskins here - literally nobody will give them a job so they're either running kebab shops or on benefits. We don't have many, thankfully. The city council have blocked all attempts at getting planning permission for a mosque, which is great.

>>25548212
>I wish I'd joined up with this pyramid scheme
that's falling for it

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Sometimes i jetski.

Lads my boss told me he's giving me some really important work today after months of me asking why I'm being pushed onto small time stuff.

Turns out it's because the Chad he wanted to do it has been given even bigger and better work so I'm some second choice cast off.

Should I confront him about lying to me? He made out like he wanted me to have it and is doing me a solid by giving it to me, really I'm someone they need to do it, not someone they want to. I'm not good at awkward confrontations though.

>>25548341
Tell your boss to go and fuck his shit.

>>25548341
Does your contract mention only giving you work you feel is worthwile?

>>25548341
Nah mate. Work and relationships involve lies. No one wants to be second fiddle but some people always will be. Try to work towards changing jobs if you're really upset.

Studying part time at uni this year as I failed half of last year as I had a mental breakdown. I also quit my job last year, but now I can't find another one and I need more money for video games. I can't sleep so I'm trying to track down the camwhore I internet dated from /soc/ in 2011. Not to talk to her, just to see how she is and watch from a distance.

>>25548341
Poison Chad

>>25548231
It wasn't always the case that they cost more to mine than you got out of them, back then it was just play money shit on /g/ that you could make hundreds of with a basic desktop in a few hours. It only became a pyramid scheme after the cost to make them started outweighing their market value as they got harder to make.

>>25548454
Hope you find her lad. Bit random but how do you fund your uni with no job? I'm thinking of moving back to my home city and packing my job in so I can focus on my maths degree.

>>25548556
nah mate you fell for it hook line and sinker
you should be grateful you got out before you started