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>>35077561
Theres height surgery too, nigger.

>>35077561

You honestly think your height makes that big a difference?

If you're like 5'4, yes it might.

The reason most of us are robots has nothing to do eith height, there's broader problems.

Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek

have fun friend

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>>35077537
I MIGHT NOT BE THE RIGHT ONE
IT MIGHT NOT BE THE RIGHT TIME
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT US I'VE GOT TO DO
SOME KIND OF SECRET I WILL SHARE WITH YOU

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SHE HAD BETTY DAVIS EYES

>>35077478
Your subconscious was telling you to wake up and pee.

>>35077506
Ididnt hav to pee

>>35077440
it'll be hard to keep a thread up for five hours
it's better you make another thread when you get home

also, wouldn't that pic be slightly better without the angryface? I'm not much of a fan of aggro sex situations, but that may be just me.

ps: how high is the risk of permanent damage?

I'll stay and keep it alive best I can. Or keep track of the questions also wife has never seen r9k before.

i dont even understand how this is a thing desu

what's your favourite thing about her

>>35077399
her voice

you tidy the room and change the sheets

she fucks chad as you sleeps

>>35077177
>everyone else is moving forward in their lives
sounds scary

>while i just stay inside all day shitposting and watching japanese cartoons
sounds comfy

there's no prizes m8, they're going to end up dead anyway so why do they bother doing stuff?

>>35077177
>even having a fagbook
I deleted mine in 2011
my rendezvous with trying to be a normie failed miserably

>>35077177
I don't understand robots that aren't successful. I need to be successful to buy all my figures and chinese cartoon merchandise. Why did you guys give up?

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>>35077103
Just do it by yourself. In the end of the day we are all alone, regardless of how many friends you have. Sometimes it's better to build a strong relationship with yourself than with others

>>35077103
Just play ffxv. Its an ok approximation.

I did this alone, across the heartland of the US. I managed to meet a few people and bang some inbred bitches

>tfw you had sex before 9/11 and it was one of the last times

>>35076820
>people who did 9/11 are having sex RIGHT NOW

>>35077128

Bush has a penis?

>>35076790
salty milk and pennies. also bags of sand.

You know that feeling when you wake up in the middle of winter, it's freezing cold in your room, but you're wrapped up nice and warm in your bed and you don't have to get up? It's like that for your dick.

>>35076790
Bags of slightly salty coins

What worked for me is actively trying to be a kind and loving person so that others don't feel the way you do

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Try caring for an animal, get a pet and be kind to it to give your life meaning

>>35076782
Distract yourself. Also try your best to reach out to other people.

>>35076762
Definitely a meme, they fuck your shit up.

>>35076762
Try one anyways

>>35076638
That image is illegal
you violated the law!
Pay the fine or pay with your blood.

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There won't be pedo VR games, pedophile.

@35076605
>it requires you to make an account
No (you)'s for you

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>>35076652
I understand, and it is better that way

Do hope some robots might like this

@35076745
What kinda shit-ass results are those? They don't say anything about morals

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Get a drug addiction.

>>35076596
I've been addicted to chans for 8 years, and switching boards/Chans/browsing habits did nothing but worsen my condition
Complete abstinence (not substitution), like drug addicts have to do, is probably the only way barring cancelling your internet connection

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just find a qt 3.14 to orbit

>>35076463
start drinking and smoking.

>>35076463
>tfw want to die but a fucking leaf

>>35076490
shitty advice. They won't really kill you, just make you suffer more.

>>35076463
Yeah, you and half the world's population..
You know why you don't see mass suicides in the news? Because people almost never suicide. You won't suicide. Not now, not when you're 30, not when you're gang raped by niggers.
You're gonna have to find a better way to deal with your problems, other than fantasizing your problems vanishing, because they simply won't.