The 2017 Guardians of Harmony Annual is still storytimed here!
>>29585948
Trixie and the Razzle Dazzle Ruse chapterbook should be out Monday, and Friendship is Magic Deviations #1 should be out by Wednesday!
While for the most part ponies may take it for granted, some pegasi are likely curious enough about the properties that allow them to alight on clouds where others cannot. Beyond that, using them as construction material, well, it'd be worrying if it ever dissipated, but they've had a handle on that for ages - still, are there improvements to be made? How's the field of experimentation with cloud composition doing? Any kind of hybrid materials come of it?
>>29610798
Previous thread.
Shout Factory's listed two potential season 7 titles:Celestial Advice and All Bottled Up. Also confirmed,Applejack and Rainbow Dash parents.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
pet
dragons
I have made a great crime against Marker, MLPG.
>>29614556
Always a good choice of OP horse she is
>>29614570
WHAT DID YOU DO
>>29614570
You better have not damaged the plushie, anon
>filly
>>29614570
You drew really fetishistic porn of her, didn't you?
>Maud Pie
>>29614584
If anyone comes near my plushie they'll catch these hands
DON'T GAY
$100 FINE
>>29614607
>>29614587
>fillies
>>29614584
the temptation to cum on her was too strong, her coat too soft
>>29614577I sexualled herA little too much
>>29614623
wow good job homo
So anon said something about reading the marker (dead space) lore and being completely spooked.
What was that about?
I played dead space 1 and I liked it a lot
>>29614623
>>29614633
go get him Maud
>>29614623
What the fuck did you do
>>29614623
YOU HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD HORSEBAND TO DO THAT WITH
>>29614647
It's not even fetish porn.
It's not even a drawing.It's much worse.
No one actually cums on their plushies, do they?a little dick rubbing is understandable
>>29614662
Nonymous did.
Then he got run over by a truck.
Don't diddle plushies, kids.
>>29614659
You soiled the plushie, did you not, anon?
Sassaflash a cute
I DID NOT FUCK MY PLUSHIE
>>29614676
Super cute
>>29614675
It's not the plushie.
I don't even have any plushies.But I can't even show you the atrocity, yet.Because I haven't finished.
>>29614696
STOP JERKING OFF
>>29614682
Pinkie wants you to confessto boop crimes against horsekind
>>29614701
>>29614711
Cloud Kicker is pretty great too
>>29614719
I would stack her with the other sunbutts
Wanted: One cute pony maid
Salary: Negotiable
Benefits: Health, dental, optical, 4 weeks vacation
>>29614736
all of them?
>>29614742
Yes, all of them.
>>29614752
Sunfilly a qt.
What would Celestia say if she saw you RIGHT NOW
>>29614801
I don't have that vocaroo on hand.
>>29614739
Ask FlyingSaucer.
>>29614801
Hey MLPG I'm going to work, could you all watch over my waifu for me?
>>29614843
>maid
>dresses
never
>>29614860
You could wear a nice suit
>>29614860
The salary could also factor into that never.
>>29614857
>>29614848
she is just so lovely and perfect
i wish she was my horsewife
the horsier the better
>>29614868
>>29614868
Suits and dresses are an automatic disqualification
>>29614857
lunchtime!
>>29614868
I think the only way you're ever going to get him to wear a suit is tomarry him
>>29614801
>"Will you stop tapdancing jesus christ"
>>29614801
I just agreed to go grab some lunch with friends, I would be in her good horse graces!
>>29614888
I'll do it
>>29614875
nice and horsey
>>29614682
What an adorable poner.
I just remembered
I dreamed I was at some kind of huge rock concert/fair/woodstock thing and I laid down to listen to the music
and then this black guy lays next to me and he gets really close
so I scoot away a bit
and he follows me
so I just straight up go away and go listen to another thing and he follows me and does it again
then when I tell him to leave me alone he offers me 850 $ to fuck me and I just run
Problem is
why did I run
I love dicks and that's a lot of money
>>29614929
because you don't want to catch the aids?
>>29614937
I don't like black dicks to be honest
they're just so monochromatic
there's something about them that rubs me the wrong way
>Ponies
>>29614954
t e r r i b l e
p o n y
r i g h t
t h e r e
>>29614954
darn right ponies
>>29614941
what about a nice thick black stallion cock?
>>29614968
I'd rather a nice thick blue princess cock.
>>29614974it's so hot when they unsheath
>>29614989
>letting it unsheathe
>not just digging your face into the sheathe and getting at anything you can before it even starts growing
>>29614994
>>29614739
will this one do?
>>29615004
>not just slurping up all the precum right at the source as it starts emerging
>not helping it along with the full use of your hands to dig into the folds of her sheathe
>not giving the winking urethra sloppy kisses as it tries to push your face out of the way
>>29614974
Well of course you do. They're in different leagues, really
Please treat your stallion's penis gently.
Please treat your princess' penis roughly.
>>29615032
okay anon I'm gonna need you to stop right there
>>29615063
That would be very rude, Anon. To entice a princess so, and not even have the care to finish the job - that would be downright criminal.
>>29615032
What went wrong in your life that you think this is acceptable to post
>>29615063
>>29615078
He just really likes princesses. What's wrong with you guys? Do you not like your princesses?
>>29615032
I've wrote horrible things on the sub in the past years, but even I think that's way too gay to post, anon.
>>29615100
What's the definition of gay, really?
Is a mare doing onto a princess with a huge horsecock gay?
Is a stallion getting done unto by a princess with a huge horsecock gay?
Are two princesses cockfencing gay?It's all gay, isn't it?
>>29615100
I don't think "winking urethras" are a gay thing
Filly is starting her next semester tomorrow.
Filly is cursing at life.
>>29615137
It is all definitely gay. But I'll listen to arguments that some of those situations are more gay than others.
>>29614801
I'm just browsing pone while fully clothed in a room that was cleaned up just yesterday. It's also cold outside so I have a good reason to stay indoors.
I don't think she'd say much at all
>>29615205
Well... you're all definitely gay! Some bits are just a little less gay than others. Like the snootle. That's not very gay.
>>29615216
I know what she would say.HAVE YOU MADE ANY FRIENDS, HUMAN?
>>29615238
It needs to be blurrier so we can know it's legit.
>>29615258
Don't blame me, it got posted for like 15 seconds on Derpibooru and then deleted right away.
>>29615218
The snootle is a very neutral body part.
Meanwhile the dick is just inherently gay. Even when you're by yourself, getting a dick off is pretty gay, pony bro.
>>29615278
Does it make me gay if I just can't help sucking on a nice horsecock when I see it?
It does, doesn't it?
EVEN IF YOU'RE GAY YOU CAN STILL COMPLETE A PROJECT!
>>29615309
Opportunistically gay. About as equally gay as giving a drunk blowjob. Which is at least insecurely bisexual.
Careful with those dicks, pink anon; they're a slippery slope.
>>29615309
>>29615382
youre both fags
>>29615381
I have a job now, so I did finish a project.
>>29615432Yeah, I am literally dating my roommate right now. Who is another bisexual guy. There is nothing better than getting cornered in the kitchen while I'm cooking and getting groped and proded until I end up against the wall and feel him start grinding into me while we're making out and notice we're both physically aroused. I am a huge degenerate and should be shot.
Come at me, bro. Unless you're scared of getting groped.
>>29615472
Super gay
Just another day that ends in 'y' here, huh
>>29615587
You fukken kno it
>>29615472
>Unless you're scared of getting groped
*molested
Fits a gay guy, though, being a sexual predator :^)
>go to friend's computer
>see this
>what do
>>29615587
All my days end in y
my life ends in y
y bother
>>29615613
>windows 10
take pity on him.
>>29615613
Lyra's a real qt.
>>29615613
make fun of him for having a lyra daki. what kind of faggot would own such a bad horse daki?
>>29615655
She certainly is
>>29615675
Is there a canon pony you don't like?
>>29615690
Yep, quite a few
The fat puppet horse, Zipporwhil's dad, the ugly restaurant critic pony, etc
>>29615673
hold my pony
I heard part of the EQG specials got leaked.
>>29615823
That's some good animation.
>>29615823
I fucking love his stuff
>>29615823
>you will never make her smile
I'm so worried about S7 and the movie.
>>29615935
Okay
>watch pic related because I'm boring
>already EP 4
>really meh/10 so far
>Protagonist annoying as fuck
>glasses girl is boring and bland
>potion girl is ok and funny
This shit is even popular?
How many time until this shit become interesting?
where the fuck are the pony reference that everyone talk about?
Filly came in like a wrecking ball.
>>29615938
>This shit is even popular?
bronies
>>29615910
Maybe if you accidentally cut your dick off.
>>29615938
>he fell for the eqg meme
Chh, better you than me, family guy.
>>29615951
That means that the ponies reference start since the episode five, I guess.
To be honest isn't different that any other moeblob bait
>>29615966
It's BEA, he's retarded enough to like EqG
>>29615938
Bronies knows nothing about cartoons
Watch maid dragon in your boredom.
>>29615969
>To be honest isn't different that any other moeblob bait
yes, that's the thing
someone is just pushing it here, with very scarce results
>>29615975
BEA is mexican.
Tacoanons love EQG
>>29615969
LWA is just a MLPg regular meme
>>29615977
Something looks a bit suspicious here
>>29615977
Why purple can't contain her lust for fillies?
>>29615977
>become the little filly
>Twilight can't stop hugging you inappropriately
It's time.
Don't cry for me, mlpg.
I'm already dead.
Would you rather:
Magic lessons with Twilight
Flying lessons with Dash
Baking lessons with Pinkie
Complete wardrobe/style makeover with Rarity
Herding lessons with AJ
Animal care with Fluttershy
>>29616033
Baking's fun.
>>29616033
Ponying lessons with the background ponies
>>29616090
>So, you just walk around here and there.
>Maybe have a drink.
>Talk to someone.
Like this?
>No. Anon. Jeeze, you're standing out TOO MUCH!
>You'll get an episode at this rate!
>Try again! And get on all fours this time.
>>29616090
>>29616121
>"Go stand next to that mare. Like really close."
>"Why?"
>"Just trust me, you'll see why after this episode airs."
>>29616136
>mare
>FS
>>29616150
>Shippers
>Caring
>>29616136
What if anon stand next to a colt or a filly or both at the same time?
>>29616150
>not wanting to force FS to become a cute filly/mare for an entire day and make him like it
>>29616187
That's like the entire premise of Filly anon.
>>29616187
That is clearly anon's thing
>>29614958
Fluttershy is pretty crap
what in the fuck is this
>>29616271
C L O S E D S P E C I E S
>>29616271
Um, it says 'bird thing'
>>29616271
An attempt of hippogriff, it seems.
>>29616033
Animal care with Fs. I'm sure I could learn a thing or two.
>>29616271
>bandaid
>on fur
someone did not think their clever plan through
>>29616324
okay lyra but you better let me brush ur mane
>>29616271
>Uninterested cool dude look
>Piercings
>>29616340
Update: Freckles
>>29616280
Hippogryphs are hardly a closed species
>>29616342
that yellow and blue bit seems really out of place
>>29616342
Oh cutie!
>>29616342
>Ikeagriff
>>29616347lemme smash
>>29616271
Bird horse cat horse bird.
>>29616324
I'd show her more than that.
>>29614560
>>29616388
>>29616395
lewd
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>29616398
>>29616411
I want to bully that pony
>>29616033
Would I actually be able to magic and not disappoint Twilight with my lack of magic? If so, then that for sure.
Otherwise, baking with 2nd best pony would be nice.
>>29616411
You are now aware of that one white pixel on the top of the left eye there facing Dash.
>>29616431
please do not
>>29616476
Fuck you
>>29616476
Wow...
>>29616497
I think this should be okay.
>>29616517
anon why
>>29616517
And I screwed up something else.
STOP GIVING DASH SO MANY DRINKS SHE'S GONNA BLOW
>>29616544
She's only 4 in, so she should be fine.
Dash was a mistake.
Hey guys, time for the sunday comic from the best active/nondead artist of /mlp/
>>29616555
Coco is so cute.
>>29616552
Anonymous was a mistake
>>29616544
okay
>>29616564
So that's where those spitballs are coming from
>>29616555
Is this some kind of weird Finnish humor like the "liking ice cream makes you gay" thing?
>>29616555
Where is the joke?
>>29616555
>the best active/nondead artist of /mlp/
That would be >>29615823
>>29616564
>>29616555
>pencils
Cancer like his fans.
>>29616555
>best active/nondead artist of /mlp/
That means nothing to MLPg, return to your containment thread
>>29616555
>the best active/nondead artist of /mlp/
So Nobody?
Shoutingisfun?
I realize now that the dots are supposed to be on a grid
please accept my apologies
>>29616566
she is a menace
>>29616575
what even the fuck
>>29616587
>Shoutingisfun
Dead
>Nobody
He isn't better than pencils
>>29616590
That straw is like a tongue.
>>29616594
Nobody cares, don't you pencilfags have your own containment thread? Shoo.
>>29616568
I don't recognize the stuff in those six panels as distinctly Finnish; looks more along the lines of taking the concept of angry sex and turning that into a character.
>>29616594
Nobby's style isn't aggressively boring
>>29616608
Nobby's style is aggressively simple and bland
>>29616616
Are you confusing Pencils with Nobby?
>>29616620
Wow, look those traces and that lack of colors.
Literally a weaver 2.0
>>29616630
I'll have some butt cake
>>29616616
Pencils from what I've seen tries to stay little too true to the show accuracy with his poses. I wouldn't say he is bad on a technical level, but a little mix of more dynamic poses (as much as cartoon horses allow, anyway) would be welcome.
>>29616620
I don't know.
This page look vastly better than anything from this artist
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Anobody
>>29616033
Don't think I can fly or do magic, and who would pass up spending time with pinkie anyway
>P-Pencils sama draws lewd! H-he's the best!
Sweet Celestia, stop. He's just a good artist like many others, there's no need go full F:OE 2.0 over him.
>>29616642
He slavishly sticks to the show's style and his lineart and colors are super boring
I don't know why he does it either, he can obviously do much better
>>29616651
It's just BEA being BEA, it's best to just ignore him
>>29616667
Kill yourself
>>29616667
>>29616652
A matter of how much time he wants to spend per piece and sticking what "works", I assume. The show isn't necessarily the end-all solution to how things should look and more along the lines of making things more manageable, thanks to how Flash allows asset reuse (particularly early on when background horses were far less distinct in newer episodes).
Not only that, but for a comic format some creative liberties are fine by me so that the ponies can be drawn from more varied and interesting angles... So long it doesn't turn out like Fosgitt, of course.
I want BEA out.
>>29616682
>particularly early on when background horses were far less distinct in newer episodes
dropped "than" from that sentence
>>29616682
I mean, I'm not expecting to draw a Cannibalus-like picture every week, but a bit of variation and actual style would be nice
Here's a comic of best artist ever.
He totally is because I say so and my opinion is absolute.
>>29616710
well he does draw some great fillies
BEA is cute
CUTE
>>29616710
NUH-UH! THIS IS BEST ARTIST, MUH OPINION IS MORE ABSOLUTE THAN YOURS
Im the best artist
>>29616734
will you draw my oc
>tfw no qt3.14 filly artist to throw money on Patreon with
>Implying Applebeans isn't best artist
>>29616744
Just throw your money to a qt videogame filly twitch channel like any normal anon
Anonymous is the best
>>29616753
fuck that guy
>>29616753
H-hah! L-like i needed y-your approval!
BAKA~!
>>29616753
I wanna fuck that guy
>>29616760
Lyra, pls.
>>29616753
I want to do a lot of filly things with that guy
>tfw no lewd Power Ponies series
Being invaded by ponies.
Hide the sugarcubes!
Comic time
>>29616764
just let me have this
>>29616774
>anthro
>>29616734
Magnificent
>>29616714
bea?
>>29616782
Postdancing ponies.
>>29616792
>>29616792
>>29616791
>>29616803
>>29616803
can you please not dump in a live thread
starting a new thread in /mlp/ allows us to read it without the live thread hitting the image limit artificially soon
>>29616812
>>29616819
>>29616817
No, just create a new one when this reach the bump/image limit
>>29616817
It's an old comic.
>>29616826
the problem is that if you keep this up we're going to hit the image limit way before the bump limit
please stop
>>29616830
what the fuck
why is this happening at all
>>29616826
Wrestling anon here.
Any requests of a match for those who aren't currently in Waifu Wars?
>>29616834
>>29616838
the what now
What if Starlight had an evil relapse like Discord?
>>29616839
>>29616838
Sure:
The color green
Two fillies
A mug of coffee
>>29616845
>>29616853
>>29616843
Refer to >>29609462
It's like the 4cc, but wrestling and /mlp/ related.
>>29616852
... Right...
>>29616844
Then we might get to see her better hairstyle again
>>29616860
>>29616852
Fillies can't be waifus.
>>29616838
>>29616864
Coco Pommel, Trixie and Cadance.
>>29616871
>"Do you like sushi, Anon-san?"
>>29616874
Trixie's involved in the current league right now, and just wrestled.
I can do Cadance vs Coco though for you, friend anon.
>>29616864
sounds dumbdo a homo round
>>29616881
That would be nice.
>>29616878
>>29616886
>>29616884
You don't have enough good horsebandos to fill a league.Though I did make a few just for possible filler stuff.
Uh oh, looks like filly has been on 4chan again.
>>29616892
>>29616896
what the fuck
if anything my agenda is to bring horse monarchy to human land
horse princesses for life
and why would I want to castrate stallions
I love stallions
filly's got everything backwards
>>29616890
I knew I should have stayed away from the playground
>>29616906
>>29616907
>and why would I want to castrate stallions
>>29616913
>>29616925
>>29616936
>>29616940
>comicdump
>it isn't even an EQG OP
>>29616949
His autism is flaring up today for some reason
>>29616946
Who will save stallion's soul?
>>29616949
just when you thought you started to understand his autism he kicks it into 47th gear
>>29616953
Bye
>>29616967
why though
Cancer of MLPg
>BEA
>Comic anon
>Filly has read on the ponynet that sleeping less than 6 hours per night is dangerous and is now worried about your health
>"I d-don't want you to die, U-unca Anon!"
>>29616967
That is a cute comic
>>29616989
I might be also because of the wrestling waifu wars thing, hue.
>>29616997
it's okay, I get at least 2 hours of filly sleep every night
>>29617014
Don't sleep with my filly.
>>29616890
>>29616997
>>29617023
MEME FILLY
>>29617023
I have my own
>>29617005
>wrestling waifu wars
I don't this so, wrestling appear in the middle of the comic dump >>29616838
>>29616997
>Stare
>look at filly
>look at pc
>realize she's kinda right
>close pc
>hug filly
>go to sleep
>wake up two hours later feeling warm
>filly has tucked herself under the sheet with you and is now hugging your arm
>sleeping
>>29617039
>sleep hugging
She literally rape you in filly terms
>>29617055
>the next morning, when you wake up, she has a weird grin
>You try to ask her what's going on, but she scoffs
>"Go ahead, call the guards. They can't unhug you"
I got a thing at the bookstore an hour or so mlpg.
Think I should wait till tomorrow night and storytime the PDF of this book with the bonus pages attached afterwards? Or just scan this whole thing and dump it like that later tonight?
>>29617028
You should bathe those cuties.
>>29617085
>Trixie and the Razzle Dazzle Ruse
>Turns out is "Lucky Number Slevin" pony version
>"The Razzle Dazzle ruse is when they boop your nose...and you steal their peanut butter crackers"
>>29617085
>images
>not based PDF
Only if you post the PDF when you get it.
>>29617103
I usually just take them into the shower with me
>>29617123
That's why I'm asking. Bonus pages will be scans either way though.
>>29617135
Bonding with your filly with a nice bath must be great.
>>29587401
>>29617137
Do it
Filly can't wait to get married
>>29617159
You wouldn't marry an entire country.
>>29617159
Nobody wants to marry you, mayate
>>29617159
You can't marry with a teen filly
>>29617159
Argentina filly is cute
CUTE
>>29616408
You are back!
Filly gives you a comic
Filly is a badass.
She rebroadcasted the baseball game without express written consent of the MLB.
And she takes tags off mattresses.
>>29617203
Tell filly she has shit taste in comics, unless the purpose of this was that we'd laugh at it together.
>>29617206
I bet she touched the japanese horse, too.
>>29617153
If I do it tonight it won't be for a few hours since I have /tg/ stuff I'm doing at the moment.
>>29617206
as long as she owns the mattress she is well within her rights to remove the tags
she's going to filly prison for the MLB thing though, they do not fuck around
>>29617206
But does she go into other ponies' houses... without wiping her hooves?
Cute stallion
>>29617256
but that is an oxymoron
>>29617256
>>29617262
>not a tautology
I can't wait to spend a relaxing, conflict-free evening posting ponies on MLP General!
...oh.
>>29617263
Something is wrong with that stallion
>>29617290
I find stallions are very relaxing
>>29617296
2cute
>>29616792
By the ranks or single file
Over every filly mile
Oh we stamp and crush through the underbrushIn the filitary style~ (In the filitary style)
>>29617294
>>29617228
What is filly prison like?
>>29617349
A barren place where no filly ever enters
>>29617349
you can checkout any time you like
but you can never boop
What if you poisoned a filly?
>>29617387
I doubt normal poison would harm them.
Have you seen what Pinkie eats?
>When I grow up, I’ll marry you!
>>29617401
no way fag
>>29617401
>>29617402
I would kill to get that edit
>>29617405
What edit?
>>29617401
Who would win in a fight, Sunburst or Shining Armor?
>>29617419
Are you fucking retarded?
>>29617419
they would smooch a lot and Shining Armor would prevail
>>29617419
SA. Considering how much magic we've seen Sunburst doing in the show, he might as well be an earth pony.
>>29617085
Wait, what? That's already out?
>>29617419
turns out the only spell sunburst ever managed to work was dick enlargement and he makes shining's so big he can't move
>>29617421
What?
>>29617438
joke's on you, Shining's undergone tons of cock enlargements from his weird sister and lovegoddess wife
Sunburst couldn't possibly overpower him with dick magic
>>29617451
What if Sunburst tried overpowering him with strength?
>>29617470
hahahaha
you're a funny guy
Is Shining a good Captain of the Royal Guard?
>>29617494
No.
>>29617494
he's not Captain anymore
he's a prince
or emperor
or something
>>29617491
What's so funny?
>>29617494
Is he even still a captain? I'd imagine by being the prince of Crystals he had to abandon that position.
>>29614556
What do you think pegasi feathers taste like?
I doubt they're cloud flavored
>>29617510
probably varies between pegasi
>>29617436
I've got it physically a bit early, so I may jump the gun and post the scans first and the PDF tomorrow.
bug butt
filly butt
>>29617550
filly bug butt
>>29617558
no butt
>>29617564
pony butt
>>29617585
>>29617573
>>29617591
That's an ugly stallion.
>>29617610
You have an ugly opinion
>>29617613
I just don't think stallions are cute.
>>29617675
Like I said ugly opinions
>>29617618
How do filly licks feel like? Can they do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAqv9pRjex4
Roseluck a cute.
>>29617700
That she is
ponyand fillyis for sexual
>>29617720
whats she looking at
>>29617757
her big
>>29617757
21:55:59
Is cumming on a plushie worth the cleanup?
I still can't bring myself to whip my dick out in front of her
>>29617774
Delicious
Filly
Chest
>>29617796
https://derpibooru.org/986756
This is so completely absurd yet well enough done that I kind of like it
>>29617826
Then love her
>>29617805
Was this from the dude that made those muscular MLP shorts?
WARB~
>>29617846
yeah
>>29617849
We (briefly) saw Twilight learning to fly.
Why didn't we ever get to see her deal with the other effects of the wings?
>>29617849
that last panel
10/10
>>29617854
no, thunderlane
your tail is small
go find blossomforth
>>29617826
Cady a cute
I'm going to charm my way into her and Shiny's bedroom one day
Imagine having a bisexual threesome with that cute couple
>>29617854
>tfw no episode where Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Twilight have a Pegasus party in Dashs place
>>29617826
I want to watch a spinoff where Cadance goes around Equestria making love and solving love problems
>>29617886
>Pegasus party
What is that
>>29617899
wing stuff
>>29617899
Chirping, flying, preening, comparing tuft sizes, wild lesbian orgy...
You know, normal bird stuff.
>>29617899
>he doesnt know
It's like
>>29617911
With lots of feathers
>be playing new zelda
>get to the part where you get a horse
>dem thick thighs
>that plentiful plumb ass
>get on horse
>it starts slowly galloping shaking its butt
>pop a huge boner
>masturbate to get it out my system
>continue to play more of the game
>camera is directly behind the horse at all times
>pop another boner
Its embarrassing but I cant focus whenever I ride the horses. Please tell me Im not the only one who has this problem
>>29617920
Ride a bear or a cute deer
>>29617920
how sexy is this horse we're talking about
is it a stallion or a mare
>>29617911
i understand why dash was so excited about joining the wonderbolts now
>>29617973
Who can say? The only one that's for-sure a mare is Epona, and she gets spawned in by an amiibo.
>>29617973
Mare named Epona
>>29617955
There better be a way to make the bear at least semi-permanent. They can't just let you do this, and not let you keep it.
>>29617993
>for-sure a mare
like now sure? like her winking horsevulva is right in the camera? her tail raised high, just showing off that beautiful thing?why do mares have to be so fucking sexy
they know we want it
and they want the human dick too
oh god we're all so broken
>>29618007
Like she is expressly Epona.
And of course they don't have the genitals on full display you fucking degenerate, it's a video game for normal people.
>>29617987
feathers and mare juice everywhere
>>29617849
I bet pegasus dancing is the most adorable fucking thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sj4yJ4MPYA
>>29618016
w-what does it smell like?
>>29618025
like a big barn full of hay and candy
>>29618012
For you
WHY IS THE ASS SO HUGE?
>>29618015
well excuse me, princess
i thought this was next-gen graphics so sharp you could count every ridge in your horse's asshole
>>29618038
Real life hornses look like that depending on the race
like Arabian horses are the small fast ones and carriage horses are hueg
>>29618038
Because Epona is a stronk horse.
>>29618039
Not from a mainstream company it isn't.
>>29618038
whoa looks like he has a whole stable of horsewaifus
and he can just take them out on dates whenever he wants
lucky
I'll say it again.
Don't fuck your steed.
>>29618059
no
make love to your steed
>>29618058
>MAX Bond
>>29618058
he even keeps a filly waifu
the sick lucky fuck
>>29618089
kek
>>29617920
you're the only one
>>29618089
replace the girl with a filly and we're in business
>Cherry Jubilee asks if you'd like a job
You'll never take me alive!
*deploysravine*
BIG
PRINCESSBUTTS
YAINT
>>29618136Y'all'd'nt've
>>29618133
>>29618136
taint
>>29618144
i wonder how much an apartment inside her vagina costs
>>29618147
>>29618147
It's pretty cheap, really. The real estate is in a fairly unstable location, so it goes down a lot. Even then, there's a little over 500 tenants inside her.
>>29618108
Okay
>>29618181
That's funny.
>>29618157
I want to buy land on her butt.
>>29618155
i really wish applejack was portrayed as more financially savvy
something about a mare who knows a lot about bits turns me on
>>29618191
Don't try, Anon. That's like buying land on the Moon. It's international territory, and you will never get sovereignty.
>>29618194
So what are your thoughts on Spoiled Rich?
>>29618194
Do you think Equestria has a stock market?
>>29618181
Poor filly.
>>29618196
Then I wish to borrow or rent or whatever.
Or buy a home on her back and walk to the butt.
Is it gay to want to fuck both mares and stallions?
>>29618181
aww yours is better
>>29618038
God damn.
>>29618208
While her ass has a significant gravity, (at least 0.001 Gs) her back is even more unstable than her vagina. You'd probably have to keep a tether on you the whole time, or risk falling off. There's a nice bar under her dock, though.
>>29618203
not >>29618194, but I don't.
they are not very industrial and probably lack large corporations.
they're more agrarian, with lots of family owned and operated localized businesses.
>>29618200
she has a hot daughter
>>29618233
Then I know where I'm going close by.
>>29618242
sounds like there's plenty of growth potential in horseland
>>29618250
It's a few kilometers worth, ought to take a bike or something.
>>29618219I like yours more
>>29618263
I got a vehicle to travel, don't you worry.
>>29618276
It's pretty hard getting into the asscrack, though. There's ropes for that, and it takes a while. Another reason why the vaginal resorts are so cheap.
>>29618261
the powers that be may shun that.
the Rich Family and the Flim Flam brothers tried to further their profits and expand, and neither were depicted in a positive light.
>>29618281
Eh, well, is there travel between the ass and the vagina?
>>29618282
It's the princesses I tell ya. They know the game.
Capitalism leads to industrialization.
Industrialization leads to a proletariat.
A proletariat leads to revolution.
A revolution leads to the blade.
>>29618288
There's a few cable cars, at least. Still a long-ass time to get from and to.
>>29618295
Bleh, fine, I'll live in the resorts, but have a summer home.
>>29618298
They say there's a pretty nice artificial lake in her belly button.
>>29618307
What about while she's walking though? Is she big enough so I won't fall?
>>29618323
That's why there are railings basically everywhere, and the prime reason why most people don't live on her.
For those of you living in Cadance's vagina, what happens when she has sex?
>>29618340
it's awesome
Shining Armor is the best
>>29618340
Earthquakes then floods.
>>29618332
I'll be fine.
>>29618340
Millions upon millions of dollars in property damage, many wounded and dead.
Thankfully, nobody else is as big as Candance.
For those of you living in Cadance's ass, what happens when she poops?
>>29618359
What happens when Cadance mounts Shining Armor?
>>29618217
is it bad I find the stallion cuter?
>>29618379
Cartoony squishing.
>>29618359
... Oh... well, she's maybe not as big but...
She's big enough for now.
>>29618382
Anon, it's okay to like stallions.
It's homo but it's fine.
>>29618382
there is absolutely nothing wrong with finding stallions cute, ever
>>29618390vore
>>29618378
>AAAVAAALAAANCHE!
>>29618429
h-how much succ?
>>29618440
How is Spitfire so pretty
>>29618457ask her mom
>>29618457
plastic surgery
would you tell Dash her dress is pretty?
>>29618468
Oh yea
Wow I dont have a single picture of Spitfires mom
she had it going on
>>29618486
would tell her that shehas very good taste
>>29618494
what does she taste like
>>29618498
Ask Quibble. Or Gilda. Or Fluttershy.
>>29618505
>>29618487
Another pone bites the dust.
>>29618540
stop making the ponies eat dust
>>29618534
I just looked her up. Very square face but she had a really nice voice.
>>29618544
how else will they get their minerals?
>at register
>little girl throws $50 worth of pony merch on the counter
>starts talking to me about pony
>smile and nod for most of it so I don't sound like a creep in front of her parents
At least we had the same best pony.
>>29618548
boop
>>29618551
you should have asked her if she wanted to be a pony too, you could have bonded
https://e621.net/post/show/1155760
tiddos
>>29618560
neat
>>29618551
You should have told her which pony was your waifu.
>>29618551
You should have showed her your OC and all the explicit art you have of it.
>>29618551
Just talk to her about your love for fillies next time.
>>29614556
can ya boi get a link to the MLPG discord server?
please, I offer filly
rest tight, mupulgu
>>29618560
looks like im jackin it to cartoon boobs again
>>29618589
doesnt look like theres an active link atm, gotta get one of the mods to notice
>>29618616
We should fugg then.
>>29618556
>>29618566
>>29618574
>>29618582
God no, that's like asking to go to jail.
>>29618606
Do the boobs come with a side order of sausage?
>>29618610
>>29618589https://discord.gg/gWYbU
>>29618687
thank!
>>29618644
not this time
I'm finally done /tg/ing for the night, so I'm scanning that Trixie chapter book now in case any of you were waiting for it.
>>29618737
>>29618737
>/tg/
>Trixie
Confirmed patrician tastes
>>29618737
>tg'ing yourself before hanging out with your stallion bros
>>29618767
>пeпe wife
>>29618767
Time for fast
>>29618687
Wrestling Anon has invaded the discord.
>>29618855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLALVpWLoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-mjerzNlY
>>29618687
what do you guys do in the discord and why should i join?
>>29618867
Not enough speedy speed.
>>29618874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtqwx4CeXrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4bg0pO1Ogo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu2XYc1A38Q
>>29618868
Masturbate most of the time.
>>29618737
Done scanning. Now I'm just getting it all into a storytimable state.
>>29618889
tell us more...
Goodnight mlpg
I'm joining a colt.
>>29618939
why is she so silly
>>29618948
She can't help it
Filly mom says get off the computer and go to bed.
>>29618974
>filly mom
Every time I think MLPG can't apply filly to another thing you guys surprise me.
What is the nicest plush you have seen?
I wish i had that Celestia plush
>>29618978
application filly has a surprise filly for you
>>29618978
Filly mom asks if you've brushed your teeth yet.
>>29618983
>>29618981
nazegoreng makes some amazing OC plushies
>>29619011
>oc
into le garbage
>>29619017
>>29619053
(you)
>>29618901
I should be okay to start in a few minutes as long as my internet doesn't shit out again.
>>29619060
will link
Starting Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse storytime here:
>>29619093
>>29619017
they make characters from the show too
>>29619116bigger
>>29619099
trixie is really pretty
she's one of the prettiest ponies
>>29619128
shame about everything else about her
>>29619136
her best friend doesn't seem to mind the everything else about her
Trixie isn't so bad. I like Trixie.
>>29619158
Imagine going back to Season 2 and telling people that Trixie would be one of the main characters in the Season 6 finale.
>>29619167
Instead of that
Imagine holding a pony
>>29619163
thanks glimglam
can i stay with you in your room at the castle
>>29619186
like this?
>>29619198
yes, like that
but less awkwardly
>>29619192
Sure, you can stay.
>>29619198
What is it with Dash and fillynapping? Also someone should get her to let go of best filly.
>>29619206
>>29619206
>>29619206
Time for a night shift.
>>29619158
i want to be a pretty mare with a pretty girlfriend to snuggle and eat out
why did i have to be born a human male
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>29619540
Behold.
I love Princess Luna
I love Princess Luna's enormous horsecock