MLP General

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>filly

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Shout Factory's listed two potential season 7 titles: Celestial Advice and All Bottled Up. Also confirmed, Applejack and Rainbow Dash parents.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

>>29610798
Thanks issac.

>>29610798
>isaac saves us from EQG once again
you're a saint

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>>29610824

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Goodnight and gooddork.

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I want to cuddle Celestias freakish horse-neck

there are no fillies
there is only ZUUL

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>when you learn the lore of the marker in dead space

>>29610798
Thank god, some good ol' pone

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>>29610884
Unless she can do this, it probably isn't freakish.

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are you a pretty pony too?

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>>29610829

cancer pone is cute

>>29610918
>robots are finally catching up with chickens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLIU18s4cy8

>>29610936
They've had cameras for that kind of purpose for a while now.

>>29610898
make us whole again, Marker

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>>29610798
>And will it be enough to win over even the likes of Sweetie Belle?
No.

>>29610963
my little arsonist

>>29610960
Apparently all you need to do to sabotage it is put up EQG decals
It'll cause all the necroanons to turn on each other in a berserk fury

Step one: Put the pony in the box.
Step two: Put your dick in the box.

God sometimes I just want to pet the pone.

>>29610841
>>29610901
>these passive-aggressive fucks are mlpg's last line of defense against EQG
We're doomed.

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>>29611080

>>29611080
>>mlpg's last line of defense

>implying

Don't make us awaken the ancient evils.

Actually I forgot their name. There was something like "the ancient shitposters" but the wording was a bit different I think

>>29611093
Elder Shitposter

Although I forget what exactly he shitpost about

>>29611089
sorry, shimmer, it's terminal for them

>>29611100
>Elder Shitposter
Yes! That's the one!

And I also forgot how exactly they earned that label.

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The fillies will protect us in the darkest hour.

Quick post on those who wanted update on the /mlp/ waifu wars. It was posted in the earlier General. Please refer to >>29609462 for full details.

Next Saturday, 4 more matches.

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>>29611106
Well, I don't miss 'em either way

Hypothetical scenario with sexually charged but subtle intonations

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>>29611115
The dankest fillies.

>>29611120
nice

>>29611120

What is this?

I feel like balancing those other two storytimes done last thread with some fillies.
Would you guys mind if I posted the CMC micro here?

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>>29611176
Sure, why not.

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>>29611183
Alright.

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>>29611190

>>29611169
Imagine the 4cc but specifically /mlp/ related and in a wresting game.

Pretty much that.

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>>29611191

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>>29611193

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>>29611196

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>>29611200

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>>29611205

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>>29611211

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>>29611241

>>29611190
has Ben Bates drawn other comics? His artstyle is pretty cute

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>>29611242

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>>29611249

>>29611244
Pinkie Pie's Micro and the 2014 Power Ponies Annual.

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>>29611254
That's all of it. Hope you enjoyed the cute fillies mlpg!

>>29611257
I did! Cute ponoes
What other comics were cmc centric anyway?

>>29611193
>the shapeshifter micro
man, the art in that one was fucking great

>>29611273
From memory I think there was a CMC camping arc, that Discord and CMC Friends Forever, and that one with Discord, Fluttershy, and the CMC.

>>29611089
Insensitive as fuck, but I'd expect as much from her.

>>29611257
I miss Ben Bates, that was a great comic

>>29611254
>2014 Power Ponies Annual.

Has this been collected in anything yet?

>>29611299
she'll fist your ass to make up for the hurt feelings

>>29611161
Next Saturday should be another edition.

4PM Central.

The full event should last 8 weeks or around 2 months.

The cytube only had... 5 total users in it, including me, but hey. It's a new thing, of course it's gonna be low.

>>29611267
Do you think ponies really enjoy being pet on both cutie marks while in your lap that much?

>>29611302
I don't think the annuals ever get collected in anything.

>>29611339
That's a big load of ass.

>>29611394
So when will we get an episode about the CMC having a crush on the same guy?

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This is a cat.

>>29611414
Stop posting obvious things and just eating up the image limit.

>>29611414
No....Faggot

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>>29611414
Sweetie doesn't like being called a cat

>>29611459
She likes being petted like one though?

activate the sweetin' royalty belle protocol

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>>29611472
the what now?

>>29610918
Gods work

>>29611159
>Dankest

Kys anon

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neigh

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>>29611523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEm4kUJW_fs

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>>29611528

come on anon you can do it

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>>29611523
*Apple noises

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>>29611548

that will have to do

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Unf.

winny

Would it be fun being a filly?

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>>29611622
looks pretty fun

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>>29611622
Forget being a filly or colt. I wouldn't mind being a little kid again. I hate my life.

>>29611622
there are many factors that would affect enjoyment, like location.
on Earth you can't have as much fun as freely as you could in Equestria.
you also have to re-learn walking, standing, and performing other tasks without hands.
one you get the hang of it, there is plenty of fun to be had

>>29611646
>be a child
>with the looming specter of puberty on the horizon
fuck that noise, once was enough

>>29611656
But I want another shot at teenage romance.

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I wish mares would stop stealing my pillows.

>>29611663
Why? You're going to be just as ugly and awkward the second time as you were the first.

>>29611656
I'd rather go through it again with a clearer mind, and make better choices.

Filly heard your plea and cast a spell to let you relive your childhood!

You didn't go back in time with your memories so you did everything the same and ended up right back at this point again. Hope you had fun!

>>29611678
I'd kill myself.

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Is it normal to be in love with a filly?

dafne is mai waifu

>>29611687
X-23 a shit

what does Equestria smell like?

>>29611691
I just saw the movie tonight, I liked it a lot

>>29611721
well its a world populated by horses, I'm sure you can imagine

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>>29611721

horses

relatively clean horses

but still horses

>>29611725
>>29611729
I don't know what horses smell like.

>>29611734
you've never been around areal horse before?

>>29611721
Like marshmallow ponies

>>29611729
I volunteer to clean that stallion

I'll make sure he's extra clean

Filly wife burned the roast.

Also the entire house

>>29611746
Well I guess I have to live inside Filly now.

>>29611746
since when am i filly married?

>>29611752
Your Vegas trip. Remember?

>>29611721
Fresh.

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>>29611743

anon that is sort of lewd!

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>tfw you drop the bass too hard

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>>29611743
are you properly equipped for the task?

>>29611783
>softens sharp smegma

That's some alliteration.

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Pony made you dinner!

>>29611814
>pony saw the dog drinking from the toilet so she tries it all the time now
>keeps trying to get you to do it too

>>29611678
filly is cruel

>>29611871
But Fluttershy, you're a cat.

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>>29611882

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sleep tight, poners

>>29611903
i wanna see luna in her slippers

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Which filly would make the best hat?

>>29611903
She's autistic. She's sleeping in the equivalent of a race car bed

>>29611934
Yeah well, I sleep in a big bed with my pony wife. What does that make me?

>>29611934
>implying you don't want to sleep in a racecar bed

>>29611826
What happened?

>>29611927
You would

Apple

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>>29611996
and Shield

>>29611999
A lot of muscle in that relationship.

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>>29611992

>>29611999
Hah, gaaaaaay

>>29612000
mostly in the dongal region

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>What are we cooking today?

>>29611999
That's gay.

>>29612013
I want to make a bun in oven joke, but I'm too tired.

>>29611999
Nothing wrong with getting cuddly with your bro.

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>>29612020
well she does love cooking

>>29612020
She's probably retort with something along the lines of "we'd need to make a cream pie first".

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>>29612019
nuh uh
this is gay

>>29611934
Yeah but it's a fucking sweet race car bed

>>29611934
Princesses can sleep where they want.

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>>29612033
princess is sleeping on your bed from now on

>>29612026
how can it be gay if they dont have balls to touch?

Filly burst into treats.

>>29612037
That Celestia is smaller than I imagined and fantasize about every night while crying myself to sleep

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>>29612038
That guy really dove deep into the lands of lewd.

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>>29612053
she had to shrink herself to fit in your bed
you'll have to start sleeping in the castle if you want a full-size Celestia

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>>29612051

>>29612051
I could have sworn I used to have a "bursts into treats" image but it seems to have run off, this is kinda close

>>29612060
fine you post it

Sex with fillies

going to jail

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>>29612066
your welcome

>>29612059
Now that is a big sexy Amazon

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what would you do if your waifu has a huge weird horse vagina?

https://derpibooru.org/1378506

>>29612098
I would still go for it.

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>>29612098
yeah but, I like those
not like in your link though

>>29612106
goddammit i hate dash but she has such a sexy horse body

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>>29612113
but all the ponies love her so much

I trained my filly to boop me when I need to get up in place of an alarm

>>29612116
my father was killed in a weather factory accident

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>>29612127
yeah that was shitty, but everyone makes mistakes

pony is about friendship and forgiveness, and occasionally being angry in a mob

>>29612133
What did Fluttershy do?

>>29612122
what happens when the filly sleeps in

>>29612143
she said that maybe bat genocide isn't the right answer

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>>29612145
she sets an alarm on her iPon

Filly trained you to boop her awake in place of an alarm

>>29612146
I think Fluttershy could be correct.

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>29612157
goodnight blue butt

>>29612157
gosh she looks cozy, like she'd just instinctively shift into spooning

>>29612165
spooning ponies would be so warm and fuzzy

>>29612059
Man, if that Celestia came to me dressed like that for a date with mr I'd probably start screaming and shit myself in excitement as spaghetti jettisoned out of my pockets propelling me towards the moon.
That's how pretty she is.

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>>29612172
fact: ponies are very cuddly

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>>29612173
I don't think I'll find a more appropriate use for this gif

>>29612176
a mare would be better

>>29612181
but that's false

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>>29612146
That episode had me siding with all of her friends. I guess that way the idea. Of *course* Fluttershy would side with the disgusting bats literally destroying Applejack's (shitty) livelihood because she's a bleeding heart for animals. She was passionate about it though and the fact she stood by her beliefs even when all of her friends were opposition made me respect her a little bit more.

>>29612178
I'M NOT WORTHY
NOT WORTHY

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>>29612165
>ike she'd just instinctively shift into spooning

>>29612178
I want to sleep inside your womb.

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>>29612185
Fluttershy has grown into a respectable pony

>>29612198
Please do not try to enter the princesses' wombs to sleep before asking beforehand
It's very rude okay
You can't just do that

Gosh
Pizza and a movie first anon

>>29612185
I suppose I agree although her friends were kinda dicks about it.

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>>29612185
The episode had one big issue and that was the one-sideness of the whole thing.
And that it is ripped off point for point from Wallace and Grommit.

It literally pushed the message of them being wrong and Fluttershy being right into your face with a sledgehammer.
Never before had they demonized Appljack over keeping vermin off her orchard and for a good reason. They even made a case for the Flim Flam brothers as being practically correct despite the obvious cartoon cliche being that technology is bad and you should hate everything associated with progress because it takes away jobs of useless people.

Here it is just clear-cut, you're the devil for even suggesting protecting your crop.
It's bullshit.

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>>29612195
I hate this picture.

It makes me want pones to sleep with. And I don't have any. This pic just makes it look SO appealing. Like god damn.

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>>29612212
I know that feel my friend.

>>29612212
>>29612222
ponies are literally little cuddle machines

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>>29612223
They truly are.

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>>29612212
It must be quite nice

To be fair though being able to suck on Celestia's teats in the morning while she pets your head would be an adorable way to start your day.
I'm not entirely against putting a ban inside her just to feel her kick in the morning.

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>>29612231
that's not weird at all

>>29612228
Pigeons are so cute.

>>29612231
do not ban inside the ponies

>>29612209
When you're a pony and you feel a song coming on you just kind of lose yourself and go with it. The same humans hear a good song and need to dance, ponies see a good moment for a song and someone says something that would make a good chorus and then a beat just kind of comes out of nowhere.

The song was a bit harsh, but none of them liked the gross bats. Even Fluttershy was grasping at straws to like them (they'll make your trees grow stronger faster? FS, AJ can plant her own damn trees and make her own damn fertilizer. What are you talking about?)

>>29612211
Maybe I just saw AJ's trees and realized how fucking bad things were and that the bats had to go. The bats deserved no sanctuary on Applejack's farm; at best they should have figured out where they came from and why they can't go back if they run them off. They could have discussed loss of habitat instead of making the wild animals the good guys.

>>29612238
>not wanting to be loved by the sun
>not wanting to lose yourself as you have slow cuddlesex with her as she gives you heart eyes
>not wanting to be encouraged and praised while she's on the edge as you kiss her forehead and she clings to you so tightly
>not wanting her to bear your heir

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>>29612223
I think if a pony was with a human they would both find that the other is quite the cuddler. I stand by my head canon humans would be so naturally inclined to being gentle with ponies they would skip right past any reputation of being scary or great hunters or inventors and just go straight to "big softies who like to pet and cuddle"

>>29612256
How 's your relationship with your mother, anon?

BIG
PRINCESS
HORSECOCKS

>>29612272
well that's the opposite of what they have

>>29612274
Have you checked recently?

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>>29612272
how about two out of three

or three out of three

>>29612272
You had my attention at BIG
but now you have my interest, Anon.

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>>29612275
yes, actually

>>29612279
HUGE
ponies

Desuarchive has no posts from the last 3 days.

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>>29612272

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>>29612281
I checked this morning and I saw a big huge wang hanging between those there back legs.
Might have been a second tail, I don't know, but tails usually don't have huge horse testicles.

>>29612284
that's frightening

>>29612272
NOW YOU'RE TALKING

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>>29612287
Well now I know you're lying cause they always have concealment charms on

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>>29612277
How about four out of three
big amazon princess horsecocks

I can't find that one drawing, you know the one.

>>29612292
Don't have them on right after a shower, that's what I found out right then and there. I guess it'd be bothersome washing a cock that you can't see. Could trip on it, and all that.

>>29612299
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'd like to find out

>>29612291
AND NOW I'M LICKING

Shall I compare you to a summer's day?
Nay, your gigantic princess futacock is far hotter and fairer
Your huge horsenuts like orbs of perfect diamond, their texture as smooth as silk
I really want to deepthroat your huge futa schlong
>Anon

>>29612322
*transparent space

>>29612322
Where's Boi?

>>29612323
Which Princess has the biggest and futaest and hottest horse schlong?

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>>29612332
they broke up

>>29612334
>biggest
Celestia (maybe Twilight before long)
>futaest
Cadence
>hottest
Celestia

>>29612334
The lewdest princess

>>29612338
But who cums the most, and made the most fillies magically appear as a result of her using it?

>>29612345
Luna
She jerks off all day
Why do you think the moon is white

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>>29612351

>>29612345
Flurry Heart

>>29612299
Does she stay a pony
This is important

>>29612351
I thought that was regolith.

>>29612354
God I wanna smooch her horsey muzzle too
Why am I such a sucker for Celestia and Luna

>>29612358
Why not both?

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>>29612362
you are drawn to power

>>29612362
Because they are both big horses.

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>>29612362
how does this make you feel

>>29612359
>Regolith is a layer of loose, heterogeneous superficial material covering solid rock
Technically, yes

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>>29612370

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>>29612370
>loose
So that explains the huge clouds of white remnants after each moonfall.

>>29612365
Nah
They're just really cute ponos
I wanna hug and cuddle them lots and even boop them a bit

>>29612371
I bet Maud has a huge pair of boulders, and a stalactite to boot.

>>29612369
Not a real princess
Not interested
It's nothing personal

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>>29612379
but she has her own empire and everything

>>29612363
How would that even work

>>29612386
Either a horrifying mutation or just having one of each.
I'd rather go with the latter.

>>29612386
Centuar?
Double-centaur?

>>29612382
She took a loan and bought it
She is still repaying it with her figurines
She's the princess of buy our toys after all

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>>29612394
>She took a loan and bought it
did not
she exploded the past leader fair and square
the empire's sacred relic is even her cutie mark

it's destined to belong to her

>>29612394
Are they hotglue, at least?
Marshmallow hotglue?
Anything other than sparkly and shitty translucent "rare" ones?

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>>29612400
ARE YOU HERE TO TALK ABOUT COCK TOO?

>>29612406
gloomy's got a big dick

>>29612406
>>29612409
jesus go take five minutes and rub one out already

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I wish to be the little filly

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>>29612411
Do you want me to rub one of yours out, too?

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>>29612413
same

BIG
PRINCESS
duties________

Filly Potter just got sorted into HufflePony

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>>29612433
boob duty?

>>29612437
What's that?

>all this talk about futa princess cock
>come back and barely anything's been posted
Did I finish too early?

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>>29612445
An ancient tradition

>>29612472
Finish what early? Watching ponies?

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History is so fascinating!

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>>29612481
uh
yeah

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>>29612492

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>>29612433
hahaha
doodie

We have established that the Princesses have huge futa schlongs, but we still don't know one thing:
Where do they put them?

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>>29612494
Did you make too much of a mess?

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>>29612499
Guards, their guardhusband, __you__

>>29612492
It's good to be the king.

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>>29612504
I haven't seen many mare guards, Anon. A maregina might be suitable, but the supple anus of the ordinary stallion cannot possibly take such a barrage without incredible training.
Though I bet Shiny can.

>>29612492
White people are so fucking weird.

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>>29612502
Nothing came out this time actually.

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>>29612520
Then it's time to take a little break for a while, right?
Give me a ring when you want to make the biggest mess of the month.

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>>29612526
Yeah, it's break time.
Th-thanks, Marker.

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>>29612540
counter-point
go beat off again

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>>29612540
Take a week off. Pygeum, magnesium, zinc, lots of water. It's good for your health. It'll feel better, too, and won't get you looking at weird shit.
Give a holler at EA's on the Sub or wherever on Saturday or Sunday this time, I'll be there.

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anon please stop chronically masturbating
you're going to hurt yourself

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>>29612540
Keep in mind there exists a guy who fapped like 20 something times in the same day and died from it (not that I could think of any real link between the two events, it was probably some ill faggot).

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>>29610812

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>>29612549
But what if you masturbated temporally?

>>29612546
Not him but getting on the stack is one thing
Keeping hands off is another

>>29612549
Not if you take the necessary precautions.

When does Twi get a horse muzzle?

>>29612580
LOL

>>29612580
Sunset is such a horndog

>>29612512
They're an elite force for a reason

>>29612625
Is that the reason why there's an enema in every staff toilet?

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>>29612610
She's like 30 years old as a horse, and going thru puberty a 2nd time as an EqG teenager.

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>>29612643
>going through puberty a second time
Does that mean she's going to get even bigger?

>>29612647
yes, of course

https://derpibooru.org/1351708

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>>29612647
>it gets bigger when I pull on it

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Oh goodie the sunshit posters have arrived

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>>29612653
Do you think her flare winks at you to entice you?

>>29612656
What would you rather discuss, then?

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>>29612662
uhh
horses?
and not doug monsters?

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>>29612662
New episode in 2 hours! They finally got pushed away from the, frankly dumb, midnight time slot.
It's a children show, people... How are they even supposed to watch it at midnight?

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>>29612669
What horses, exactly? There are a lot of horses in the world.

>>29612672
stram

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>>29612673
>What horses, exactly?
sexy horses

>>29612662
rekt

>>29612284
What if we're already in the land of beb and we don't know it and we think we're alive

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>>29612703
I've been dead for years, Anon. So if you're talking to me I have bad news.

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check out these sweater pones

>>29612678
>vore

Diamond Tiara is so fucking sexy

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>Find very happy looking fan art done in bright colors.
>9 times out of 10, it's Japanese.

What is with the pixiv artists and bright colors/DA people and more dull colors?

The Greasy Slut is having an All-you-can-eat day!