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>>29948740
Not as disgusting as Derpy though.

>>29948743
(you)

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>>29948740
your mom's a fat and disgusting pony.

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>>29948315

>>29948321
Listen, if you think liking MLP is a hindrance to my success with real women in the real fucking world, then you don't know dick about women. Women want a gentleman. And a gentleman has feelings. When you can empathize with an anthropomorphic pony, you're cultivating the kind of skills it takes to have a successful relationship.

I'll have you know that I do not, in fact, piss into a piss bottle. I use a piss jug that is medically sterile and made for the elderly. It's more efficient. And that's just something you're gonna have to deal with.

And as for the fedoras... Well, try telling Humphrey Bogart that a fedora is for a fuckboys. If Bogey were alive today, he's be Bogarting my vape and giggling at Pinkypie with me. You insecure men who haven't embraced NEOMASCULINITY are the real losers. Keep lifting heavy weights and putting them back down. I'm sure you'll have to beat the ladies off with a stick. They can see right through you. I talk with four or five girls regularly. I've got them all on the hook. And our relationships are based on MUTUAL FUCKING RESPECT. That's why we're waiting to get physical. That and I'm still working on getting a car. Gotta do some more surveys online for cash and I'll have my car and I'll be ready to take that next step. But you fucking assholes disgust me.

I take issue with your crass stereotypes about bronies. Not all of us degrade the rich characters of the show and objectify them. That's a small but highly vocal subset of the fandom. Our fandom is a group of positive men who are genuinely enthusiastic about Equestria. Many of us are well-read and well-rounded. I am just as likely to be seen reading the works of Dawkins or Sam Harris as watching MLP on my laptop.

>>29948325
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin' down. This fandom's been on life support for years now. Wake up and realize that this shit won't last forever. Sure, we all like to believe that this ride will never end, but it will. And this goddamn movie will be the final nail in the coffin.

>>29948312
wake it up

>>29948312
Well basically Trixie achived alicorn level powers by building a cuckquean shed and letting anon fuck other mares while she stayed inside browsing pony r9k.

>>29948312
I keep finding results on it when seeing if any new nyx videos are uploaded
I don't see nyx in it tho

>>29948008
Is that Glim Glam colored?

>>29948008
Kill yourself

>>29948008
>watch the vid! :)
Look what you've done to me friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

>>29947947
Extremely powerful

>>29947947
Why are all poochieniggers such shitposting retards?

Stay in your general.

>>29947956
It was a false flag
We would never shitpost

>>29947871
Go away you scaly fucks!

When are we gonna get an episode where the ponies and dragons are forced to team up to beta a villain?

>>29947871
Back to the -cuck sheds.

Faust we know you occasionally post on here anonymously.

On a serious note, what is your opinion on Past Sins and Nyx?

>>29947645
on who now?

To be honest, I envy them newfag as they may be
I would love to believe our former mom would be happy that her baby has come so far, but instead she's probably going to be a bitter bitch about the fact that the franchise didn't die with her while her husband with permanent heroin sunken eyes rubs her feet while she eats bon bons

>>29947637
Wish there was more art this thicc
I like a bit of thicc but not morbidly obese

I want to convince Flitter to try putting her cock on a vegan diet, while I help shoving pears, apples and other assorted products down it until eventually it goes wrong and all that effort was for nothing.

>>29947683
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>29947587
Meanwhile you made sure to contribute with this high quality thread

Good job, OP
Have this bump in hopes it kills one of our many poochienigger threads

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>>29948103
This is now a Starlight Glimmer thread

>>29947587
I'm sure everyone really cares about your opinion on this board and will immediately change just for you.

Now let's talk about horse pussy.

horsing around xD lole

>>29947387
invisible tentacles

>>29947387
Trying to take a piss in privacy.

Gas all Nyxfags.

>>29947137
Okay, fine, I'll try reading it.

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I always wondered how Nyx would've reacted to seeing Twilight be an alicorn.

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>sunny

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704 Commerical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-LVkewMPA

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.

705: Fluttershy Leans In - Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.

706: Forever Filly - When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.

707: Parental Glideance - When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.

708: Hard to Say Anything - When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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Ah, that new filly smell.

>>2994519
Yeah your shoe is hot

>>29945198
It's more of a pussy repellent.

>>29945102
Give the dragon what he wants.

>>29945102
I'll take them off and suggest to watch some 'other' unlocked content with him.

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>>29945102
*unzips dick*

It's gonna cost ya, little buddy.

>>29943184
Gay bugsex

>>29943184
Kill them with fire.

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>>29943184