My Little Pony is just a very optimistic Seinfeld with cartoon horses
>>30420071
I disagree. Sienfield's main premise was that the characters never learned anything and were horrible people. MLP is quite the opposite, it's a cast of "good" characters that do learn, albeit rather slowly.
>>30420071
Remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine defeated a giant centaur using the power of rainbows?
>>30420155
Yes, that one was my favorite.
But no, in all seriousness, the few episodes where the fate of the world is at stake only make the episodes that are about nothing stand out more
>"We used all our funding on the awkward shadowing and to hire big name VAs"
Why couldn't they have just rotoscoped it?
>>30419484
>Entire movie has beautiful animation.
>People keep nitpicking on that one airship.
Why?
Jesus Christ, I rewatch the trailer to find these two.
Honest to god, who ISN'T getting a cameo in this movie? At this point anypony who has ever been in the show will be in this goddamn thing. But then again, I did see a Sassy Saddles movie toy a few weeks back so that was to be expected.
>>30419226
Can't see shit, captain.
>>30419226
>who ISN'T getting a cameo
Shim Sham, I guess. I would love her to, though.
>>30419228
If you look closely you'll see Coco Pommel and Sassy Saddles.
>Mommy's going to be in a movie, Anon!
Dumb Sunfag
You're not my mother, cunt.
Now send me home!
i want to cum inside a camera
Keep your hands to yourself sneak theif!
>Anon steals their clothes using pickpocket without them noticing
>Consenting sex involving two stallions on a human
>>30419075
No lollygagging
>>30419106
Should've replied to >>30419100
"Not interested er- "ladies"."
>you turn and walk away
>you find that you're not moving as something has caught your pantlegs
>you hear giggling behind you
>"Not so fast, cutie."
>you see that the unicorn and earth pony have got a hold of each of your legs
>both of them have their front hooves wrapped around your legs and their doing their best to give you that bedroom eyes look
>if you hadn't found out they were stallions you would almost find this attractive
>almost
>you feel the pegasus land on your back, disrupting you from your thoughts
>you notice how light he feels
>like a mare
>no, stop it
>"If we weren't stallions you would have taken us home and fucked us silly, yes?"
"If you were girls, yeah. I would have."
>"So you admit you find us attractive?"
"Not anymore."
>you make a move to shrug him off your shoulders but that only makes him cling tighter to you
>you don't want to know what you feel pressing against your back
>"I think you're lying."
>you don't see it but the pegasus makes a nod to the unicorn clinging to your leg
>the unicorn gives him a wink in return and you hear the sound of magic
>then you feel something you think you like even less than the thing poking your back
>you think
>the unicorn is using his magic to rub your crotch
>you glare at him but that only encourages him to rub your dick faster and smugly smile up at you
>you won't admit it, but it feels fucking fantastic
>and why shouldn't it? Being a guy he knows all the right spots to make a man feel good
>the pegasus speaks up and nearly breaks your concentration on trying not to moan from the stimulation
>"I think you like this more than you're letting on. I think you're still attracted to us, regardless of what we're packing."
> he draws his face closer to your ear
>you can feel his warm breath tickle your skin
>it sends shivers up your spine
>>30419025
>you barely notice the earth pony has started to dry hump your leg
>he's sliding his rock hard horsecock up and down the inside of your pantleg
>it's warm, why is it so fucking warm?
>why does feeling his horsecock throbbing on your leg feel nice?
>more importantly, why are you letting them do this to you?
>you're starting to sweat
>the pegasus speaks up again but this time he's whispering in your ear with a sweet and sympathetic voice
>"Are you afraid of us being male? Is that it?"
>you hear a gentle cooing of awws from the two dainty stallions below you
>you feel the pegasus give you a gentle kiss on the neck
>"Poor baby, you don't need to be scared of us."
>another kiss, this time on the cheek.
>"In fact, if you be nice to us we can show you how much like mares we can be."
>he gives you a long lick from up your cheek to the side of your head, licking up your salty sweat and leaving a trail of his hot saliva on your face
>"So what do you say? Do you want us to be your mares?"
"Y-yes, I think I do."
>that earns you another round of awws and giggles from the three
>the pegasus gets off of your back and lands in front of you
>the other two stop what they're doing and stand beside him
>"Great! We'll come by your place after dark, that should give you some time to prepare for us."
>he gives you a wink and a giggle, making you blush harder than you already are
"O-okay."
>it's after dark
>the three stallions are sitting boredly in their cucksheds as they listen to Anon fucking an actual mare outside
>"Oh fuck, Anon! Give it to me harder! Unf!~"
>"Well shit." said the pegasus grumbling at their situation
>the unicorn looks up from her newspaper and says
>"Hey, you still got what you wanted, we're still getting fucked."
>>30419025
>He wouldn't fuck them
What a fucking faggot
>>30419030
>cucksheds
this is a meme story...welp at least I can wank it to cock vore
>she will politely ask if she can gently suck on your neck for just a few moments
>she will never cutely wipe her mouth afterward and thank you for looking past her horrible appearance
>>30419017
>not violently sucking you dry and hissing with hot satisfaction like the wild beast she is
>>30419017
She was a beast, anon.
Also, the only thing she wants is an apple....so either she'll rip the one in your neck out or go for the pair beneath the waist.
>>30419017
>Suffering the undead to live
Gotta kill ALL the evil mah boy.
>show Glimmer
>show Trixie
>show shitty background characters like Bulk Biceps or Party Favor
>show even the one shot friend of Fluttershy - Tree hugger
>still not even hint at Discord existing in the movie
Why are Discordfags punished by McCarthy all of a sudden? He used to be her favourite character.
>>30418918
He's obviously away for some vacations, otherwise he could solve the situation by snapping his paws
>>30418927
I would be have him being BTFO by a magic of the Storm King and then joining the story without magic than being comepltely deleted of existance for the movie convenience.
>>30418918
>I didn't see Derpy on the trailer.
Now i'm triggered.
Wow, great job Hasbro! Thanks for finally making Lauren's shitty design better look decent
>>30418847
Ears are more detailed and the entire muzzle structure has been redone, you shitmonger.
Have you ever heard the sound of OP getting banned for being a faggot?Would you like to?
>>30418847
>Let's 3D all the things.
these don't look like the ponies, i know and love :^(
>>30418690
Well they do look pudgier in that frame.
Maybe they have been living the good life a little too long.
>>30418690
Yep, I have to agree with this. Something looks a bit different.
Guess we got too used to flatness.
More stuff for reference.
>Backgrounds are shitty looking cgi
>All ponies have a hard-on bevel effect and tumor cheeks
Is this a theatrical release? The actual show looks better than this.
This is direct-to-video quality at best.
>>30418612
I hope Mr. Enter rips it to shreds even though he's off the ride.
>>30418612
I don't see the problems with the character animation.
But yes this film was very low budget for Hollywood standards.
>>30418612
Look at the fucking tree behind tree hugger. its completely fucking 2D. they didnt even TRY to make it fit in with the rest of the scene.
>yfw Sia's OC name is NOT Sia
I still have no fucking idea who Sia is, by the way. Is she some flavor of the month pop star?
Porn when
>Is she some flavor of the month pop star?
she's lady gaga 2.0
>>30418720
But worse
I bet y'all 5 dollars that the new Sia song will be all over the radio come November and will be a Christmas hit. Also that new Lukas Graham song might be like that too.
>>30418479
I don't even know Sia. Is she a big name right now?
>>30418511
She's HUGE in the pop world. A lot of her songs top the charts. I see no reason why MLP will be any different.
>>30418479
You're betting ALL of us 5 dollars? So, if we lose, we each have to pay, like, a penny to you that eventually adds up to $5, but if you lose you have to pay us each $5?
>Reminder that Spike seems to be with them the entire time, and not sleeping or watching hoofball like some cuck.
>>30418271
>Reminder that Starlight Glimmer doesn't get a main role in this movie
>>30418280
>Poochieniggers trying to build up her 2 seconds in the trailer as her """being in the movie"""
>>30418271
>>30418280
>Reminder that SPIKE has a bigger role in this movie than Starlight
I need art of her now! And did anyone get her name?
>>30418143
She's not a griffon
>>30418143
She looks like a bird bird, not a cat bird
BIRD TITS