Keep your hands to yourself sneak theif!

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>Anon steals their clothes using pickpocket without them noticing
>Consenting sex involving two stallions on a human

>>30419075
No lollygagging

>>30419106
Should've replied to >>30419100

>>30419075
Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real big party.

>>30419075
>Wonder why the Guard always call you that
>Decided to ask Shining one day while he's visiting with Twilight.
>Mah shoe's are muffling my foot steps and horses are used to the loud clippty clop of hooves.
>You're apparently walking around with sneaking gear in broad daylight.
>No wonder that bitch Rarity and Applejack always stick around their cash registers and keep an extra close eye on you while you're around their shop/cart.

>>30419145
Just point out your foot steps would be even more quiet without shoes.

>>30419145
"I never stole any friendships! I got receipts for everything!"

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>>30419075
I'm sorry, sirs. It won't happen again.
*steals*
ayy

>>30420721
*sands are warming*

>>30419075
*unzips dick*

>>30419075
>remove all food items from their inventory
>Place poison apple

>>30420721
>smokes skooma
MEOW,HOL UP
>does catnip
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets house burnt down
U BE SAYIN
>becomes a pirate
THAT WE WUZ
>gets cold in a 20°c room
KHAJIITS N SHIEEET?

>>30419075
What are you guys going to do other than run the other direction for being such pussies.