ITT: We write something postmodern, but if it's accidentally modern you have to kill yourself.
>>9508013
Guess you have to kill yourself OP
>>9508013
>1945
>>9508013
This is not a post.
Is it weird if this reminds me of David Foster Wallace?
Big Dave was inspired by these books so I should say not.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid is actually fairly complex narratively for a children's book desu.
Instead of a good protagonist or a protagonist who is mischievous but kindhearted, Greg is simply a bad person: he's douchey, arrogant, self centered, and up his own ass in every way, and he never really changes except a little, in every book he is still the same kind of guy, he just learns small lessons. He does things because he wants to do them, and his only cares are often for the trouble or perceived gains he will get out of them. Only in his most humanistic and idealistic episodes does he truly think of his friend, who in all secrecy he dislikes but stays with out of self serving need to not be alone. He's in many ways the Meursault of the world of children's literature, the Roquentin of the school book drive: he is driven completely by his own wants and desires and is in fact rather nihilistic most of the time. While he does have breakthroughs of humanity and compassion (compare Raskolnikov), he often reverts to this semi-nihilistic way. He loves his family, sure, but only in the kind of way that Meursault loved his mother as a child.
Think about it.
wimpkino
Tfw the book is so good that you can't put it down!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>>9507812
The Road is so damn awesome too!!
>>9507906
The Silence of the Lambs! (Heart eye emoji)
Carson is CUTE
say it with me
C U T E
I bet she had the most adorable accent
I wonder if thats why so many editions of her books have pictures of her on the cover.
CUTE
Did you accept his apology?
>>9507414
i prefer diogenes
>Would you like to talk of piety Euthyphro?
>Sure Socrates
>Would you say that piety is that which is loved by god?
>Why not, Socrates
>hoho why not indeed! the state of action cannot precede the action itself, hence the state of being loved cannot precede the action which is loved. Therefore being loved by the gods only explains the state of piety, not piety itself. So, you see, you're actually wrong Euthyphro
>I have to go now Socrates
>w-wait! we still haven't found out what piety is!
Was Socrates a sperg?
>>9507518
Socrates the person, or Socrates the character from Plato's writings?
/lit/, I'm fairly well-read, but I'm trying to develop an informed opinion on economics? Can you guys point me to some un-biased, entry-level shit?
Basic economics by Thomas Sowell
>>9507260
why? economics is gay
Marx
Smith
>providence, ri
>new orleans, la
the moon
>>9507290
moon is a harsh mistress
>This.
>>9507119
This.
>>9507248
Dis?
i feel like "this" must have come from some programming forum because when you're referring to the object itself in a language like java you use "this" to address it, so like if you are assigning an internal variable you'd be like "this.variable = aNumber" etc. so i figure when some fag is saying "this" it originally meant to refer to the thread so maybe the op? like if the thread topic is "kill all normies" and you say "this" you're just referencing the op, but since most ppl aren't autismal object oriented programmers, people started using "this" to refer to random quotes and other non-op posts...at least that's my theory, but it could just be some stupid shit that never mad much sense
YAWN
I seriously doubt anyone here would disagree with you
I wish he had lied and said he was farther away from civilization.
>>9506980
nobody's perfect
Does anyone actually enjoy this book? I know its a "classic" and has "literary merit" and whatever, but has anyone here actually enjoyed the story or given a shit about any of the characters?
>inb4 only plebs read for plot or characters.
I get it you're so enlightened and better than me despite being a NEET
read This Side of Paradise. it's like fitzgerald doing Animal House
I actually enjoyed it and could connect with Tom Buchanan, being a redpilled male myself.
>>9507008
>yfw you realize Tom was just a "confirmed bachelor" in the Levitical sense.
>yfw you have no face.
>The Angel of History must look just so. His face is turned towards the past. Where we see the appearance of a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe, which unceasingly piles rubble on top of rubble and hurls it before his feet. He would like to pause for a moment so fair [verweilen: a reference to Goethe’s Faust], to awaken the dead and to piece together what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Paradise, it has caught itself up in his wings and is so strong that the Angel can no longer close them. The storm drives him irresistibly into the future, to which his back is turned, while the rubble-heap before him grows sky-high. That which we call progress, is this storm.
Why do people credit him with inverting historical materialism? Wtf did he mean by this Angel.
He's a messenger with an insatiable desire to understand (and transmit) the How and the Why of the What that continues happening, which is itself a blissfully destructive wind that keeps him pinioned.
But I am thinking of Hoelderlin, not Goethe here.
Are you familiar with the little hunchback, anon?
Foremost B was a literary man. The frustration of his Goethe's Town friends.
>>9507355
Is this word salad supposed to mean something?
>>9507390
Probably not
Is it worth reading? As a fan of course.
>>9506883
FUCK
NO
How the fuck can you be a fan of Kim Gordon by the way? The bitch is insufferable.
Kim Deal >>>
sonic youth suck
Have you ever bought a book simply because you liked it's cover?
>>9506833
Yes, once. It turned out to be a shitty book as well. Never did it again.
>>9506833
I've actively avoided reading Lolita because every book-cover I've seen is degenerate as shit.
>>9506833
I would only ever buy a physical book because I like its cover.
Which is the best character of this book, and why is it Arcadio, son of José Arcadio, son of José Arcadio Buendia?
Aureliano is
>>9506634
/thread
I already couldnt give a shit about that family 40 pages in.
So I came across an uncut book, so I'm wondering how to cut it. The pages are, as far as I saw, connected only at the top edge. Any tips? I have a letter opener like pic related, is it an acceptable tool?
Consult with your local rabbi.
fpbp
>>9506539
upvoted