/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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first

>>8298465
We need a fridge magnet pic that says "Just cut your balls off lol"

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>>8298450
Pizza?

>>8298454
im not lewd

>>8298454
idk
>>8298453
should i cum over too?

>>8298465
lasti no

I'll repeat it to make each and every one of you feel good about yourselves.

Now I'll leave you alone, but remember, you people actually managed to scare someone away who is in the same shit as you people. Congratulations, I hope you feel proud of yourselves.

Next time, I expect more class from you.

God you really ARE women.

>>8298459
I don't know, did you?

>>8298466
I don't know what name she went with here, all I know is that she was only here for a few days and that she met 2 trans people that she really liked, one who helped her with her voice and one who looks like ice cream according to her descriptions.

I really have to go now though.

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If you could look any way you want, and have working cis lady parts, but you had to be in a monogamous romantic and sexual relationship with an animal of your choice for the rest of your life what would you look like and what animal would you pick?

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Is Kayla ironically the most improved hon?

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>>8298468

>>8298472
******************come

>>8298470
honestly terrifying

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>>8298460
no ;~;
it was an homage!
an homage!!

>>8298474
Maybe it was Coffee then. The two I mentioned are extreme oldfags.

>>8298482
Blame Canada...

>>8298475
i am only attracted to humans
>>8298480
you want me to come all over?

>>8298484
PISSSEEDDD

The other night I met up with a black woman I was talking to on OKCupid for a drink. She's really into transpeople and I kind of had a thing for black girls in the past, so I thought, sure, why not?, and gave it a whirl. It was going well up till when we both got hammered and I took her back to my apartment. And let me warn you, be careful what you wish for, girls.

Once I smelled her vagina and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That African musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To her credit, she offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some Jamaican jerk chicken instead.

>>8298476
trip on kayla

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>>8298410
https://clyp.it/orsrmbpi

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Do you think my father would be disappointed if he knew my too biggest goals in life are to be a mother and wife.
He's always talking about how he wants me to have a good career

>>8298487
who looks like icecrean ?

>>8298489
>>8298480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h22OVFY8Lf

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>>8298492
p-pls forgief
plssssss!

What do you think?
vid me/6TI7

>>8298500
when is it happening

>>8298506
no bread to face

>>8298506
bread is not for hitting face

>>8298487
>>8298498
I didn't even know Coffee made friends here.

>Ice cream
lolwhat

>>8298497
>but daddy I just want to be a mommy and have a handsome husband who loves me and our children, anything else like my career is ancillary to that

>>8298471
your going to make her feel bad nim

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>>8298498
>>8298518
>Ice cream

>>8298506
>vid me/6TI7
looking like robynne's younger bro

>>8298496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZ7Dd7dcz7

>>8298510
When do you want me to

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>>8298519
well...yeah
I think some people nowadays fall into the mindset of "well-paying job=happiness"

I like that word btw

2nd day at my job. The boys I work with get all flustered when talking to me and are super eager to help with anything I ask. Is this what being a qt girl is like?

>>8298535
>I think some people nowadays fall into the mindset of "well-paying job=happiness"
stuff is the only thing that makes me happy though, and if i had a well-paying job, i could buy more stuff faster

>>8298536
you're not cute lmao
people are generally nice to new comers at work
it's like you are so delusional about how you look and haven't ever had a job before

Does anyone have Beanboy's discord?

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>>8298537
yesss yesssssssssssss

>>8298538

I am too, youve never even seen me IRL

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Reminder that if you're coffee's friend, you're ice cream.

>>8298538
And yes I've had a job, I worked at subway and was in the army

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>>8298476
>Improvement
In some regards, I guess

>>8298533
when are you ready

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>>8298525

>>8298542
even in your carefully chosen pics you're an ugly freak

>>8298549
>spinach-flavoured ice cream
nice try mum

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>>8298549
ALL OF THE FRIENDS ARE ICE CREAMPFFFFFF

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>>8298549
you better only be having one scoop

rejoice, I'm here! :)

>>8298548
Hm that wont be for over a year sorry. And probably not until you are in new york

>>8298558
>>8298556
This is the dumbest meme since Toddposting, but it still makes me laugh

>>8298539
do you have ufufu's?

>>8298538
shes pretty cute senpai

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>>8298565

>>8298564
wtf makin me wait

>>8298567
No I don't talk to her.

>>8298556
>>8298558
this Donald Trump ice cream meme is about Trump sucking Putin's dick, right?

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>>8298565
Two

TWO ICE CREAM COFFEE FRIENDS?

DROEEMPFF IMPEACHMENT NOW

>>8298539
Why would you want that dirty chaser's discord?

>>8298569
Not really desu

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Just got the worst news ever.
My stupid little brother got his gf pregnant.

>>8298574
like we told you before you need to get a vibrator

>>8298574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K1LG9La1ba

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Hello, I have an odd question. I was wondering if I am able to smoke cigars on occasion while on hrt?

>>8298512
>>8298516
very rude
>>8298527
kinda cute though right??? right?!!??

>>8298592
>cigars
Why would you you want to smoke in something that looks like a big brown dick?

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COFFE DROEMPFETTETTA HOW DARE YOU TO HAVE 2 ICE CREAM SCOOPS

>>8298593
very cute. bread is still not for face hit though

>>8298599
Why wouldn't you

>>8298592
your are "able" to
but all medical and health professionals would advise you to quit

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GIRL PILLS
ALL NIGHT LONG
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH ALL MY HRT ON
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITHOUT THE LIGHTS ON
LIGHTS OFF
NIGHT LIGHTS
CLOTHES OFF BABY I GOT CONETITS

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>when nim wants you to come right now but you cant because everyone is watching

>>8298589
you don't need laser wtf just pluck

>other kind of coming
i don't know what that means because im pure

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Make NO mistake Coffee had TWO, TWO FRIGGIN ICE CREAM SCOOPS, and the others got just ONE.

I guess I fucked up my sleep schedule again :DDD

>>8298610
>wtf just pluck
i pluck and my lip is red the entire day. My skin is so fucking sensitive.

>>8298605
i love that song desu

>>8298602
Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.

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>>8298577
nope, its about the fake news making shit up
for example
>Trump meets with Russian ambassadors
>OMG TRUMP RELEASES CLASSIFIED INFO TO RUSSIANS, HE IS A SPY!!
in reality they discussed the prevalence of laptop bombs

meanwhile the murder case of Seth Rich who was murdered by the DNC for leaking to wikileaks is being blown right open at the moment
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/05/16/fox-news-murdered-dnc-staffer-sent-44053-internal-emails-to-wikileaks/

>>8298616
they're like blonde tho right

just shave

>>8298470
Needs
small Italian sausage meatballs
diced up peppers
heavy layer of grated Asiago cheese
light layer of grated aged Romano or Parmesan cheese

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>>8298592
sure why not

>>8298605
what song is that ?

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MELT THE FRIENDS DROEMPFELINIES WE ARE COMIN FOR COFFEE'S ICE CREAM

Actually, what is this about Coffee and Ice Cream.

>>8298606
>tfw cis tits cucks eva

>>8298627
lil peep & lil tracy - witchblades

>>8298618
same ngl

>>8298622
>they're like blonde tho right
No. Only my head hair is blonde, all my body hair is dark black because of my filthy anglo father's genes. If i only shave then i still have a shadow because super pale skin+dark hair.

>>8298592
Definitely. You'll have to quit before surgeries but that's all.

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>>8298529
https://clyp.it/i1ajexry

>>8298589
>>8298616
you have blonde hair?! laser works for you?

>>8298629
nim does go after anything with a pulse if you haven't noticed, feel bad for eva though

>>8298577
It's making fun of CNN for trying to make the amount of scoops of icrecream Trump liked to get with his pie into a news story. Apparently everyone at the White House only likes to have one scoop but Trump asked for a second one and that's somehow a problem. There are tons of real issues with Trump's presidency but complaining about icecream portions just shows CNN doesn't really know what the problem is and they don't care.

>>8298628
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump/

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>>8298619
O RLY?

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>>8298630
i want to hold hands with coldhart

>>8298632
if it's very sparse then idk if laser will get it all :(

>>8298638
it's just a joke anon

>>8298547
I know everyone shits on her because she's annoying and cunty, but she definitely has improved a fuck ton

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This is one ugly ass cake

>>8298645
i dont really have any other options.

>>8298635
i have blond HEAD hair. my body hair is all black.

>>8298629
im not interested in nim romantically or sexually.

>>8298649
It looks like someone pooped on it

>>8298621
>in reality they discussed the prevalence of laptop bombs
Which was classified info provided by Israel

>>8298649
you're still gonna devour it tho right

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>>8298641
I know that but I mean something with that Coffee anon which related so the Colbert ice cream meme. Funny as it is, I don't entirely understand it.

>>8298626
I'm not too fond of pizza. Usually, I stick to just tomato and cheese. Goat cheese, gorgonzola and mozzarella most often.

Who /no future/ here? I'm 25, mentally ill, broke and on codeine every night to forget the fact that I'm 25, mentally ill and broke.

>>8298652
okay sorry i didn't see that post before. i have blonde/red hair so i was excited that something that wasn't electro could maybe work

>>8298654
trump probably got the israeli asset in syria killed lol

hes just not very good at running the worlds most powerful empire

>>8298652
electrooooo

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>>8298640
also this, thank you for being more eloquent than me

>>8298664
im a loser with no friends but i have a part time job at least i guess

>>8298672
Every empire has their Nero.

>>8298642
You look like a piece of shit

>tfw I will never date a few mtfg trips just to stir drama
>Not even romantically interested, would date specifically to cause drama
My mtfg soaps are boring lately

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>>8298638
I have tried to lewd the Eva on several occasions, but have only ever been met with terse, icy responses.

I don't think she likes the lewd that much.

>>8298649

The beauty is on the inside.

>>8298656
you're still going to devour me when i come over right?

>>8298621
>>8298640
It really sounds like it's a meme about Trump liking to suck Putin's dick though.

because like Trump is Putin's little bitch, who just can't be satisfied with sucking Putin's penis once, so he wants to suck it as many times as possible.

>>8298654
if it was classified then why was CNN reporting on it in April?
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/31/politics/terrorist-laptop-bombs-may-evade-security/

Also, the POTUS has the ultimate say on classification
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_13292

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>>8298682

>>8298652
>im not interested in nim romantically or sexually.
>the person nim talks lewd to the most just friendzoned her hard
What is this thread.

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>>8298677
I like the way I look.

>>8298592
nicotine reduces the effects of estrogen, but if it's only occasionally you should be ok

anime's shit

>>8298653
That was me
>>8298656
Naturally
>>8298683
I wish I knew this feel but I'm ugly on both the outside and inside :)
>>8298691
ur shit lol

>>8298592
I wouldnt.

Very bad for health, increases blod clot risk, lowers the absorption of estrogen.

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>>8298676
And it is time for a new power to be in charge

>>8298646
hope so fampai
>>8298682
it's quite the difference, nim just lewds anyone

>>8298688
nim already has a gf

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>>8298701
and i like her a lot!

>>8298695
its just a joke jesus

>>8298704
If it's an online relationship, it doesn't count

>>8298692
I will post a reply to your clip and then the meditation shit in like... 20 minutes maybe? my tummy is rumbling and i need food and theres no cute girl named elanna here to make me anything.

>>8298690
I know it's placebo effect probably but I feel my boobs have grown faster in the month or so after I quit smoking cold turkey.

I had a bad addiction.

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>>8298685
hurr
cocksleeve
hurrr

I love how leftists regress to childishness and homophobic slurs
VVOMLEDT FRDUFMP IS FEEENISSSH

>>8298707
i don't feel the same way anon

>>8298709
Side effect of gaining weight?

>>8298676
I've been rejected from mcdonalds even. I'm too crazy. I've been trying to look for a rich chaser to leech off but that isn't going too well. I've met like 5 guys from dating sites so far, I did everything they wanted even stuff I didn't want to do but so far only one has called me back once. It's like I'm the most worthless organism in existence.

>>8298687
I don't know how to interpret this response. Can someone with less autism than me help.

>>8298718
Meant for >>8298675

>>8298715
Probably. I've regained 1-2 kilos since I stopped smoking. It feels kind of bad but on the other hand I'm glad I'm not, literally, burning my money.

I used to be a controlled smoker back when I was an undergrad, I became completely nicotine dependent in the years after I graduated somehow. Glad I'm out of that.

>>8298706
some jokes make others feel bad nim, how would you feel if they just started lewd posting with anyone?

>>8298712
>leftists are childish
Remind me which group calls everyone they don't like "cucks"

>>8298723
shes going to kill you because you were harassing eva

>>8298727
calm down eva

>>8298686
Yeah, you're right, I'm sure there's no possible way there was extra classified intel that wasn't in that cnn article.

>>8298731
Thats not how eva talks or posts at all. She knows that nim only likes her anyways.

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>>8298708
For sure
Also
>tfw

>>8298729
Lol

>>8298726
Gained 25 kg when I quit tobacco for SRS. Still haven't lost all of that. Granted, I was underweight before.

>>8298727
im sorry

>>8298730
I don't harass people, I just lewd them.

>>8298649
There is so much goodness inside it cannot be contained by it's exterior.

>>8298740
I've never experienced the "drugs make you lose weight" meme, the only effect is that I sleep normally on codeine so I'm not up eating at 3am but apart from that my appetite is usually unchanged. In fact I'm sure valium made me eat more.

>>8298736
Dont tease me senpai you dont understand how autistic i am when it comes to cooking.

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I dont remember taking my E this morning but apparently I did because the pill was nowhere to be found.
Spooky.

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>>8298748
If there's so much goodness inside why did it collapse inwards? ;~;

>>8298749
Can't say it made me lose weight. I used tobacco constantly from 14 to 37. Quitting certainly made me gain some, and fast.

>>8298747
that is harassment

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>>8298760
Does this cake look better?

>>8298759
thank you for this information

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>>8298663
Pizza can be interesting. Almost anything can go on it. One just needs to pick flavors that compliment each other. I personally prefer biscuit dough crusts, but they can't be picked up. Much better for deep dish pizzas. I also like a large amount of spiced meats and flavorful veggies. As for cheeses, I often use multiple types.

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>>8298736
I was thinking about something today and I've come back here with my theory.

I've figured out exactly why you work where you work: You want to date Matthew in cash. You can't deny it, it's plain to see

>>8298759
Gib ckey I ban you

>>8298758
actually i took it

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>>8298756
Just gotta find someone less autistic about cooking then :^)

>>8298768
That looks downright appalling

>>8298766
Who are you, the lewd police? There are no brakes on the lewd train.

>>8298775
what server

>>8298775
you're transgender right you cant deny it its plain to see

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>>8298777
Give back I need my E!

>>8298788
sorry its in my tummy. im going to get more tonight so mby you can have some of mine

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put the injections in the bag and no one gets hurt

>>8298778
It's pounti. Uma delicia from my home area. Batter, chards, pork meat and prunes.

>>8298729
the same group who totally seriously unironically calls people normies

is it ok to vore jesus every sunday? is god just ok with that?

>>8298801
yeah he's into it

>>8298794
i dont have any
>>8298801
yeah hes into that kind of thing

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>>8298775
>reason: tripfag
leave tripfriends alone (not all of them, mostly just nim actually)

>>8298778
Pls no bully im just really bad at cooking. Y-y-y-y-y-ou should cook things for me!

>>8298801
God's into vore

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>>8298760
Extremely high density; it formed a small gravity well of goodness.

>>8298768
>cake
idek what to say about this >.>

>>8298794
please shoot

>>8298802
>>8298803
wtf hivemind

>>8298809
*tackles you to dodge the bullet*
its okay.... your safe now.....

Lurked as anon for a while, made a trip.
Hello.

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>>8298815
hi
do you have cute freckles

>>8298815
The question is do you really have freckles

>>8298804
im probably going to use a tripcode.. eventually.....
maybe once i reach 2 years as anon

i have freckles on my arms PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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>>8298775
Oh yeah totally every time I hear him scream PRICE CHECK it's like music to my ears. Also welcome back to 4chan's best soap opera

>>8298805
I can't cook things across the rockies b-b-but I wouldn't say no!

>>8298808
Makes sense 2 me

i feel really chill right now, i love opiates. i really wanna upgrade to heroin but i can never find anyone who does it. it must be amazing

>>8298729
and those ice cream memes wew lad, that's like 500% maturity levels there.

>>8298831
https://www.psychologytoday.com/conditions/histrionic-personality-disorder

>>8298821
>>8298827
Don't see them as cute, but yes, I guess
>>8298831
No freckles on face = no attention sorry

>>8298838
DO IT NOW PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I HAVE NO VALUE AS A PERSON

>>8298831
yeah so do i i don't think its special
>>8298835
watching trainspotting made me really want to start using heroin which i guess is probably not what you are supposed to take from that movie

>>8298538

Lol if anyones delusional here it's you. She looks amazing. You're just trolling to be an asshole because you're bitter about being an ugly hon.

>>8298835
Don't. It's not worth it.

>>8298835
i want opiates too.

>>8298815
what are your thoughts on me?

>>8298842
Nim i always give you attention though.

>>8298839
ill have some surgery added to my face okay?

TEW SCEWPS

>>8298814
noooooooo! you did the opposite of what i wanted
>>8298831
i have them on my nose

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>>8298835
>actually wanting to be a heroin addict
yikes

>>8298851
oh yeah :3

>>8298835
Don't do heroin I don't want you to die senpai

>>8298830
Just bite the bullet and do it now.

You DO want to make friends and have a good time in /mtfg/, don't you?

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>tfw lani's co-worker turns out to be an admin on your meme game
interesting

who wants chicken soup and dumplings? :)

>>8298476
There is no god at least I'll be dead from cancer soon.

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>>8298834
If hearing him say "WuhET spuheel till FAWR" doesn't make you fall in love with him you're a cold, heartless bitch.

>>8298780
/vg/

>Shakira is going to become a heroin addict
Im going to need a lot of popcorn to watch this trainwreck.

elanna what ever happened with your coworker that found you on here

>>8298865
i never have a good time in mtfg

>>8298835
>>8298848
Heroin is really bad. It takes over your life. Soon you will do anything for the next hit.

>>8298831
me too...

>>8298877
it's a jazzy trainwrexk

>>8298878
They haven't fucked yet, but they will soon.

>>8298849
Lazy good for nothing trickster. Crack smoking... swindler, big butt havin, wide nose breathin all the white mans air, you eat up all the chicken, you think you're the best dancer, and, you stink!

>>8298842
O-okay I-I'm paying attention
>>8298854
Don't do it!
>>8298849
Y-you're ok I g-guess

>>8298839
c'mon freckles are pretty cute

>>8298883
I won't. I just wish I could try it.
sometimes it just hurts to be alive. but still that's better than feeling nothing, like when you're dead.

>>8298893
I'd rather have clear skin honestly. I don't know why people find them appealing

>>8298870
shes like 95% confirmed trans now

>>8298878
I think its weird that no one thinks its weird that a coworker stalked elanna so much they found her on mtfg

>>8298885
nice

>>8298881
That's because you're an anon, and anons are the miserable lower-class of /mtfg/.

They have to scrabble around in the dirt for spare, discarded (you)s that nobody else wanted (like ones from beanboy)

>>8298871
I would love soup, but idk how I feel about dumplings.

>>8298893
>freckles are pretty cute
super cute

>>8298889
I don't smoke crack I snort coke get it right.

>>8298893
Maeve is the Cutest!

>>8298909
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3a3f0f
I was just following the script

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>>8298893

>>8298903
i mean there arent that many trans hang outs for younger people. sometimes i worry my coworkers know about here when they say beepbeep to get my dumb butt out of their way.

>>8298899
It's cute on some people. Looks fine on dark haired, pale skinned girls.

>>8298903
>I think its weird that no one thinks its weird that a coworker stalked elanna so much they found her on mtfg
If you saw a picture of someone you knew in real life on 4chan, wouldn't you go into stalker mode, even just a little bit? Especially if they were trans and you had no idea at all.

Thanks for the warnings everyone but im gonna try it, I know to use a clean needle, dont mix with other drugs and not do it too often, I'll be fine.

>>8298907
people talk to me sometimes though and i like beanboy. i never have a good time here because im stupid and my brain is broken

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>>8298899
there can be a cute balance between freckles and clear skin i think
>>8298910
no you!!!
>>8298908
super duper mega cute
>>8298915
that bugg is scary

>>8298926
Shakira what the actual fuck. If you shoot heroin i will never forgive you.

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>>8298919
I-I'm pale skinned and dark haired

>>8298926
gl i guess

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>>8298908
>I would love soup, but idk how I feel about dumplings.
*serves bowl of chicken soup to haribu without a dumpling*

>>8298926
Don't get a batch with fentanyl mixed in it

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>>8298929
I think is supposed to be a prawn also its sick and in hospital ;~;

>>8298918
>i mean there arent that many trans hang outs for younger people
rip

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>>8298873
>"WuhET spuheel till FAWR"
Literally sploosh

>>8298878
They're literally in the thread right now

>>8298903
I mean I don't think it's that weird I've run into people that recognize me on here before ask haribu

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Am I really evil and manipulative, /mtfg/?

>>8298944
ur kind of young

>>8298946
yes soap face

i have dark hair and green eyes

THAT'S CUTE RIGHT!?!? SAY IT'S CUTE

SAY IT'S CUTE SAY IT'S CUTE SAY IT'S CUTE

>>8298946
i think you're cool

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>when you have dressing room pictures of Grace

>>8298945
>They're literally in the thread right now
Thats pretty creepy desu

>>8298946
you seem kind of mean sometimes but i usually don't read you posts

>>8298946
I think you're morally neutral, but definitely selfish and self-centered.

I like you better for being so narcissistic though.

>>8298949
thanks kind anon, I'm not.

>>8298951
cute

>>8298951
its ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

Things get better, but they never get good
Things get better, but they never get good
No, they never get good
I don't do anything I said I would
For things get better, but they never get good

>>8298965
quit being so edgy anon

>>8298951
CUTE.

>>8298951
Ugly.

>>8298946
Nah, you're just a wee bit bitchy.

>>8298945
do you have discord or anything or should i just post everything on here.

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

>>8298967
The people in the apartments across the street
Literally and metaphorically look down on me

>>8298965
if you want it bad enough, things will get better
but that's not the truth and you know better
so you're trying hard enough but nothing is better
but you won't quit trying 'cause you know better

nothing comes easy and nothing comes free
but it just seems like i can't get out of this heap
of shit i must have stumbled into by accident
disorder and script i must've stumbled into it

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>>8298951
cute

>>8298945
spooky
who is it
>>8298951
yeah
>>8298960
you can still hang out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uTARf5TzPQ

If married and raising children would you prefer boy-wife or just wife

>>8298974
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I I tried to consume just like a super faggot
I got some dude
How can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no
You nailed me hard
I love em when they don't give a mutha fuckin' shit
I could have been someone
Instead of falling flat upon my ass
Dig me now, fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot ohhh
Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it like that
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I I could have been a star
It freaks me out when I sound just like my mom
I couldve rocked the spot
Instead of being just another faggot like I am
I played that shit straight
Blowin' suckas…

>>8298982
>boy-wife
This is chaserspeak

>>8298930
I just want my problems to go away
>>8298940
Ok I'll look out for that.

>>8298983
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me,
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take.

>>8298989
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

>>8298988
>I just want my problems to go away
Doing heroin doesnt make your problems go away, it just lets you ignore them for a bit while the people around you have to deal with even more of your shit.

>>8298988
It won't make your problems go away. It will just create more. And possibly kill you.

>people just think I'm a manlet spaniard here
does that mean i'm white now

>>8298988
>>8298926
Please don't

>>8298998
yeah is that neat

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Hello, goofballs

>>8299003
a patt and a hugg and a snugg snugg snugg

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>>8298971
I mean I'm sure people here could benefit from them so might be good to post them here but if you want to add me on discord I'm elanna#9413

>>8298980
Recent hire, seen him in produce mostly lately

>>8299002
i'm paler than sertii it's hecked up

>>8299003
wtf go to bed duck

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>>8299006
so nice!!

>>8298976
im so sorry anon.

Do you need a hug?

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>>8299010
out of meds, cant sleep

>>8298998
>spanish
>white

is this some sort of elaborate joke

>>8299003
Is it really late for you tonight or really early?

>>8299011
cute ducks deserve snuggs!

>>8299009
get a fake tan okay?

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>>8299016
really late

I am out of crazy pills
I barely sleep at all now

>>8299017
lemme sit on your lap and pat my head and Ill quak for you

>>8299022
o-okay ><

>>8299015
don't troll your people are still not forgiven for teutoburg forest

>>8298998
Spanish people aren't white though

>>8298988
shakira please don't do this

>>8298987
I guess it does acknowledge masculinity, more suited for a cis gay marriage pet name, what pet names do trans wives like

SOPHIE

>>8299022
That's shitty, what's interrupted your supply this time?

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>>8299029
Romans lost battles all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWzrABouyeE

>>8298988
Your problems will not go away. they will still be there when you come down, and then you'll also feel really nasty.

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>mediterranean europeans aren't white
these nonsense racial hierarchies really are arbitrary i cant berlieve ppl think they're scientific

Does anyone else ever wish they were actually mentally retarded? That you could just sit around all day eating chicken "nuggers", shouting at pigeons and pissing yourself? I'd just like to experience a guilt and shame free existence for once, personally.

>>8298954
is she really the cutest as I always say?

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>>8299039
I agreed with the doc on a dosage when I was there, we were done, I went to his secretary, told her. she didnt believe me, asked the doc, he said I what I said was correct, she proceeded to bargain to reduce my dosage, and succeeded to get it cut in half. So I didnt have enough from appointment to appointment.
A FUCKING SECRETARY

>>8299037
Lani Lani Lani

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>>8298950
Im sad. How can I make people like me anyways?

>>8298953
You should probably keep me at arms distance

>>8298956
Im pretty mean.

>>8298959
Yeah I like me too, I don't wanna change.
I guess I am self centered.

>>8298970
Ty that makes me feel better, my friend is really mad at me. Like we might not be friends anymore and Im really shaken up about it. Like I think in this moment he probably hates me.

>>8298982
Wife.

>>8299052
huff some gasoline my senpai

>>8299053
Absolutely.
>>8299055
What the actual fuck?

>>8299007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RwDsfvKqQj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tKBWj2Qc-M
I think that one is good, it says its for anxiety too but im pretty sure it deals with depression mostly.

This one seems good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9vdeIhpXDo

Basically you can just look up guided meditaiton videos that deal with whatever it is thats bothering you. However, avoid any that deal with spiritual mumbo jumbo or it might break your suspension of disbelief and have you sighing or cringing instead of relaxing.

if you need something written down this looks decent
https://zenhabits.net/meditation-guide/

>>8299045
>italians
>white

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>>8298926
As someone who apparently has an addictive personality and is already dealing with substance abuse, this is an incredibly reckless idea. You might hate your life now but this is going to make it so, so much worse. You need to get away from drugs and start trying to better yourself, not dig yourself deeper :(
>>8298940
>Don't get a batch with fentanyl mixed in it
also this. Trying heroin in this day and age is fucking stupid. People are OD'ing on Fentanyl and dying like crazy.

>>8298945
Totally not weird at all, once we cleaned up all the spaghetti >.>
Just kind of amazing what small word it can be sometimes!

>>8299055
sophie im going to kill that secretary okay?

Can somebody be my friend starting tomorrow?
I need one

>>8299077
no sorry

>>8299082
delete this

>>8299058
>Ty that makes me feel better, my friend is really mad at me. Like we might not be friends anymore and Im really shaken up about it. Like I think in this moment he probably hates me.
What did you do to him?

>>8299082
>tfw was 1 generation away from being pure blooded blonde hair blue eyed aryan master race
>tfw father sullied my genes with his filthy anglo blood

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>>8298954
You know you can request whatever pics you want from me right?

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>>8299072
yes please

>>8299062
yes I am going to complain about that on friday. he cant make me cold turkey this shit every few weeks ree

>>8299077
okay
would you like some chicken soup and dumplings?
I put a little bit too much cayenne in it so its spicier than a chicken soup should be but its not unpleasant

>>8299089
if I get tan and not get burned, am I white?
/pol/ tells me i'm not white but I feel white

>>8299077
I'll be your friend desu

>>8299089
>anglo
>not pure blooded


Anyway, It's 1 AM and I have to wake up early tomorrow though, good night everyone.

>>8299081
I'm not allowed to have friends :(
Nobody wants to be my friend

>>8299045
>In the UK, the Office for National Statistics uses the term white as an ethnic category. The terms White British, White Irish, White Scottish and White Other are used. These classifications rely on individuals' self-identification, since it is recognised that ethnic identity is not an objective category.[180]
>Socially, in the UK white usually refers only to people of native British, Irish and European origin

Sucks to be you, Sudaca.