pizza edition
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• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
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• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread >>8295614
first
>>8298465
We need a fridge magnet pic that says "Just cut your balls off lol"
>>8298450
Pizza?
>>8298454
im not lewd
>>8298465
lasti no
I'll repeat it to make each and every one of you feel good about yourselves.
Now I'll leave you alone, but remember, you people actually managed to scare someone away who is in the same shit as you people. Congratulations, I hope you feel proud of yourselves.
Next time, I expect more class from you.
God you really ARE women.
>>8298459
I don't know, did you?
>>8298466
I don't know what name she went with here, all I know is that she was only here for a few days and that she met 2 trans people that she really liked, one who helped her with her voice and one who looks like ice cream according to her descriptions.
I really have to go now though.
If you could look any way you want, and have working cis lady parts, but you had to be in a monogamous romantic and sexual relationship with an animal of your choice for the rest of your life what would you look like and what animal would you pick?
Is Kayla ironically the most improved hon?
>>8298468
>>8298472
******************come
>>8298470
honestly terrifying
>>8298460
no ;~;
it was an homage!
an homage!!
>>8298474
Maybe it was Coffee then. The two I mentioned are extreme oldfags.
>>8298482
Blame Canada...
>>8298484
PISSSEEDDD
The other night I met up with a black woman I was talking to on OKCupid for a drink. She's really into transpeople and I kind of had a thing for black girls in the past, so I thought, sure, why not?, and gave it a whirl. It was going well up till when we both got hammered and I took her back to my apartment. And let me warn you, be careful what you wish for, girls.
Once I smelled her vagina and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.
That African musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.
To her credit, she offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some Jamaican jerk chicken instead.
>>8298476
trip on kayla
>>8298410
https://clyp.it/orsrmbpi
Do you think my father would be disappointed if he knew my too biggest goals in life are to be a mother and wife.
He's always talking about how he wants me to have a good career
>>8298487
who looks like icecrean ?
>>8298492
p-pls forgief
plssssss!
What do you think?
vid me/6TI7
>>8298500
when is it happening
>>8298506
no bread to face
>>8298506
bread is not for hitting face
>>8298497
>but daddy I just want to be a mommy and have a handsome husband who loves me and our children, anything else like my career is ancillary to that
>>8298471
your going to make her feel bad nim
>>8298498
>>8298518
>Ice cream
>>8298506
>vid me/6TI7
looking like robynne's younger bro
>>8298496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZ7Dd7dcz7
>>8298510
When do you want me to
>>8298519
well...yeah
I think some people nowadays fall into the mindset of "well-paying job=happiness"
I like that word btw
2nd day at my job. The boys I work with get all flustered when talking to me and are super eager to help with anything I ask. Is this what being a qt girl is like?
>>8298535
>I think some people nowadays fall into the mindset of "well-paying job=happiness"
stuff is the only thing that makes me happy though, and if i had a well-paying job, i could buy more stuff faster
>>8298536
you're not cute lmao
people are generally nice to new comers at work
it's like you are so delusional about how you look and haven't ever had a job before
Does anyone have Beanboy's discord?
>>8298537
yesss yesssssssssssss
>>8298538
I am too, youve never even seen me IRL
Reminder that if you're coffee's friend, you're ice cream.
>>8298538
And yes I've had a job, I worked at subway and was in the army
>>8298476
>Improvement
In some regards, I guess
>>8298533
when are you ready
>>8298525
>>8298542
even in your carefully chosen pics you're an ugly freak
>>8298549
>spinach-flavoured ice cream
nice try mum
>>8298549
ALL OF THE FRIENDS ARE ICE CREAMPFFFFFF
>>8298549
you better only be having one scoop
rejoice, I'm here! :)
>>8298548
Hm that wont be for over a year sorry. And probably not until you are in new york
>>8298539
do you have ufufu's?
>>8298538
shes pretty cute senpai
>>8298565
>>8298564
wtf makin me wait
>>8298567
No I don't talk to her.
>>8298565
Two
TWO ICE CREAM COFFEE FRIENDS?
DROEEMPFF IMPEACHMENT NOW
Just got the worst news ever.
My stupid little brother got his gf pregnant.
>>8298574
like we told you before you need to get a vibrator
>>8298574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K1LG9La1ba
Hello, I have an odd question. I was wondering if I am able to smoke cigars on occasion while on hrt?
>>8298592
>cigars
Why would you you want to smoke in something that looks like a big brown dick?
COFFE DROEMPFETTETTA HOW DARE YOU TO HAVE 2 ICE CREAM SCOOPS
>>8298593
very cute. bread is still not for face hit though
>>8298599
Why wouldn't you
>>8298592
your are "able" to
but all medical and health professionals would advise you to quit
GIRL PILLS
ALL NIGHT LONG
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH ALL MY HRT ON
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITHOUT THE LIGHTS ON
LIGHTS OFF
NIGHT LIGHTS
CLOTHES OFF BABY I GOT CONETITS
>when nim wants you to come right now but you cant because everyone is watching
>>8298589
you don't need laser wtf just pluck
>other kind of coming
i don't know what that means because im pure
Make NO mistake Coffee had TWO, TWO FRIGGIN ICE CREAM SCOOPS, and the others got just ONE.
I guess I fucked up my sleep schedule again :DDD
>>8298610
>wtf just pluck
i pluck and my lip is red the entire day. My skin is so fucking sensitive.
>>8298605
i love that song desu
>>8298602
Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.
>>8298577
nope, its about the fake news making shit up
for example
>Trump meets with Russian ambassadors
>OMG TRUMP RELEASES CLASSIFIED INFO TO RUSSIANS, HE IS A SPY!!
in reality they discussed the prevalence of laptop bombs
meanwhile the murder case of Seth Rich who was murdered by the DNC for leaking to wikileaks is being blown right open at the moment
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/05/16/fox-news-murdered-dnc-staffer-sent-44053-internal-emails-to-wikileaks/
>>8298616
they're like blonde tho right
just shave
>>8298470
Needs
small Italian sausage meatballs
diced up peppers
heavy layer of grated Asiago cheese
light layer of grated aged Romano or Parmesan cheese
>>8298592
sure why not
>>8298605
what song is that ?
MELT THE FRIENDS DROEMPFELINIES WE ARE COMIN FOR COFFEE'S ICE CREAM
Actually, what is this about Coffee and Ice Cream.
>>8298606
>tfw cis tits cucks eva
>>8298622
>they're like blonde tho right
No. Only my head hair is blonde, all my body hair is dark black because of my filthy anglo father's genes. If i only shave then i still have a shadow because super pale skin+dark hair.
>>8298592
Definitely. You'll have to quit before surgeries but that's all.
>>8298529
https://clyp.it/i1ajexry
>>8298629
nim does go after anything with a pulse if you haven't noticed, feel bad for eva though
>>8298577
It's making fun of CNN for trying to make the amount of scoops of icrecream Trump liked to get with his pie into a news story. Apparently everyone at the White House only likes to have one scoop but Trump asked for a second one and that's somehow a problem. There are tons of real issues with Trump's presidency but complaining about icecream portions just shows CNN doesn't really know what the problem is and they don't care.
>>8298628
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump/
>>8298619
O RLY?
>>8298630
i want to hold hands with coldhart
>>8298632
if it's very sparse then idk if laser will get it all :(
>>8298638
it's just a joke anon
>>8298547
I know everyone shits on her because she's annoying and cunty, but she definitely has improved a fuck ton
This is one ugly ass cake
>>8298649
It looks like someone pooped on it
>>8298621
>in reality they discussed the prevalence of laptop bombs
Which was classified info provided by Israel
>>8298649
you're still gonna devour it tho right
>>8298641
I know that but I mean something with that Coffee anon which related so the Colbert ice cream meme. Funny as it is, I don't entirely understand it.
>>8298626
I'm not too fond of pizza. Usually, I stick to just tomato and cheese. Goat cheese, gorgonzola and mozzarella most often.
Who /no future/ here? I'm 25, mentally ill, broke and on codeine every night to forget the fact that I'm 25, mentally ill and broke.
>>8298652
okay sorry i didn't see that post before. i have blonde/red hair so i was excited that something that wasn't electro could maybe work
>>8298654
trump probably got the israeli asset in syria killed lol
hes just not very good at running the worlds most powerful empire
>>8298652
electrooooo
>>8298640
also this, thank you for being more eloquent than me
>>8298664
im a loser with no friends but i have a part time job at least i guess
>>8298672
Every empire has their Nero.
>>8298642
You look like a piece of shit
>tfw I will never date a few mtfg trips just to stir drama
>Not even romantically interested, would date specifically to cause drama
My mtfg soaps are boring lately
>>8298638
I have tried to lewd the Eva on several occasions, but have only ever been met with terse, icy responses.
I don't think she likes the lewd that much.
>>8298649
The beauty is on the inside.
>>8298656
you're still going to devour me when i come over right?
>>8298654
if it was classified then why was CNN reporting on it in April?
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/31/politics/terrorist-laptop-bombs-may-evade-security/
Also, the POTUS has the ultimate say on classification
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_13292
>>8298652
>im not interested in nim romantically or sexually.
>the person nim talks lewd to the most just friendzoned her hard
What is this thread.
>>8298677
I like the way I look.
>>8298592
nicotine reduces the effects of estrogen, but if it's only occasionally you should be ok
anime's shit
>>8298592
I wouldnt.
Very bad for health, increases blod clot risk, lowers the absorption of estrogen.
>>8298676
And it is time for a new power to be in charge
>>8298688
nim already has a gf
>>8298701
and i like her a lot!
>>8298695
its just a joke jesus
>>8298704
If it's an online relationship, it doesn't count
>>8298692
I will post a reply to your clip and then the meditation shit in like... 20 minutes maybe? my tummy is rumbling and i need food and theres no cute girl named elanna here to make me anything.
>>8298690
I know it's placebo effect probably but I feel my boobs have grown faster in the month or so after I quit smoking cold turkey.
I had a bad addiction.
>>8298685
hurr
cocksleeve
hurrr
I love how leftists regress to childishness and homophobic slurs
VVOMLEDT FRDUFMP IS FEEENISSSH
>>8298707
i don't feel the same way anon
>>8298709
Side effect of gaining weight?
>>8298676
I've been rejected from mcdonalds even. I'm too crazy. I've been trying to look for a rich chaser to leech off but that isn't going too well. I've met like 5 guys from dating sites so far, I did everything they wanted even stuff I didn't want to do but so far only one has called me back once. It's like I'm the most worthless organism in existence.
>>8298687
I don't know how to interpret this response. Can someone with less autism than me help.
>>8298715
Probably. I've regained 1-2 kilos since I stopped smoking. It feels kind of bad but on the other hand I'm glad I'm not, literally, burning my money.
I used to be a controlled smoker back when I was an undergrad, I became completely nicotine dependent in the years after I graduated somehow. Glad I'm out of that.
>>8298706
some jokes make others feel bad nim, how would you feel if they just started lewd posting with anyone?
>>8298712
>leftists are childish
Remind me which group calls everyone they don't like "cucks"
>>8298723
shes going to kill you because you were harassing eva
>>8298727
calm down eva
>>8298686
Yeah, you're right, I'm sure there's no possible way there was extra classified intel that wasn't in that cnn article.
>>8298731
Thats not how eva talks or posts at all. She knows that nim only likes her anyways.
>>8298708
For sure
Also
>tfw
>>8298729
Lol
>>8298726
Gained 25 kg when I quit tobacco for SRS. Still haven't lost all of that. Granted, I was underweight before.
>>8298727
im sorry
>>8298730
I don't harass people, I just lewd them.
>>8298649
There is so much goodness inside it cannot be contained by it's exterior.
>>8298740
I've never experienced the "drugs make you lose weight" meme, the only effect is that I sleep normally on codeine so I'm not up eating at 3am but apart from that my appetite is usually unchanged. In fact I'm sure valium made me eat more.
>>8298736
Dont tease me senpai you dont understand how autistic i am when it comes to cooking.
I dont remember taking my E this morning but apparently I did because the pill was nowhere to be found.
Spooky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM
>>8298748
If there's so much goodness inside why did it collapse inwards? ;~;
>>8298749
Can't say it made me lose weight. I used tobacco constantly from 14 to 37. Quitting certainly made me gain some, and fast.
>>8298747
that is harassment
>>8298760
Does this cake look better?
>>8298759
thank you for this information
>>8298663
Pizza can be interesting. Almost anything can go on it. One just needs to pick flavors that compliment each other. I personally prefer biscuit dough crusts, but they can't be picked up. Much better for deep dish pizzas. I also like a large amount of spiced meats and flavorful veggies. As for cheeses, I often use multiple types.
>>8298736
I was thinking about something today and I've come back here with my theory.
I've figured out exactly why you work where you work: You want to date Matthew in cash. You can't deny it, it's plain to see
>>8298759
Gib ckey I ban you
>>8298758
actually i took it
>>8298756
Just gotta find someone less autistic about cooking then :^)
>>8298768
That looks downright appalling
>>8298766
Who are you, the lewd police? There are no brakes on the lewd train.
>>8298775
what server
>>8298775
you're transgender right you cant deny it its plain to see
>>8298777
Give back I need my E!
>>8298788
sorry its in my tummy. im going to get more tonight so mby you can have some of mine
put the injections in the bag and no one gets hurt
>>8298778
It's pounti. Uma delicia from my home area. Batter, chards, pork meat and prunes.
>>8298729
the same group who totally seriously unironically calls people normies
is it ok to vore jesus every sunday? is god just ok with that?
>>8298801
yeah he's into it
>>8298775
>reason: tripfag
leave tripfriends alone (not all of them, mostly just nim actually)
>>8298778
Pls no bully im just really bad at cooking. Y-y-y-y-y-ou should cook things for me!
>>8298801
God's into vore
>>8298760
Extremely high density; it formed a small gravity well of goodness.
>>8298768
>cake
idek what to say about this >.>
>>8298794
please shoot
>>8298809
*tackles you to dodge the bullet*
its okay.... your safe now.....
Lurked as anon for a while, made a trip.
Hello.
>>8298815
hi
do you have cute freckles
>>8298815
The question is do you really have freckles
>>8298804
im probably going to use a tripcode.. eventually.....
maybe once i reach 2 years as anon
i have freckles on my arms PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>8298775
Oh yeah totally every time I hear him scream PRICE CHECK it's like music to my ears. Also welcome back to 4chan's best soap opera
>>8298805
I can't cook things across the rockies b-b-but I wouldn't say no!
>>8298808
Makes sense 2 me
i feel really chill right now, i love opiates. i really wanna upgrade to heroin but i can never find anyone who does it. it must be amazing
>>8298729
and those ice cream memes wew lad, that's like 500% maturity levels there.
>>8298831
https://www.psychologytoday.com/conditions/histrionic-personality-disorder
>>8298838
DO IT NOW PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I HAVE NO VALUE AS A PERSON
>>8298538
Lol if anyones delusional here it's you. She looks amazing. You're just trolling to be an asshole because you're bitter about being an ugly hon.
>>8298835
Don't. It's not worth it.
>>8298835
i want opiates too.
>>8298815
what are your thoughts on me?
>>8298842
Nim i always give you attention though.
>>8298839
ill have some surgery added to my face okay?
TEW SCEWPS
>>8298835
>actually wanting to be a heroin addict
yikes
>>8298851
oh yeah :3
>>8298835
Don't do heroin I don't want you to die senpai
>>8298830
Just bite the bullet and do it now.
You DO want to make friends and have a good time in /mtfg/, don't you?
>tfw lani's co-worker turns out to be an admin on your meme game
interesting
who wants chicken soup and dumplings? :)
>>8298476
There is no god at least I'll be dead from cancer soon.
>>8298834
If hearing him say "WuhET spuheel till FAWR" doesn't make you fall in love with him you're a cold, heartless bitch.
>>8298780
/vg/
>Shakira is going to become a heroin addict
Im going to need a lot of popcorn to watch this trainwreck.
elanna what ever happened with your coworker that found you on here
>>8298865
i never have a good time in mtfg
>>8298877
it's a jazzy trainwrexk
>>8298878
They haven't fucked yet, but they will soon.
>>8298849
Lazy good for nothing trickster. Crack smoking... swindler, big butt havin, wide nose breathin all the white mans air, you eat up all the chicken, you think you're the best dancer, and, you stink!
>>8298839
c'mon freckles are pretty cute
>>8298883
I won't. I just wish I could try it.
sometimes it just hurts to be alive. but still that's better than feeling nothing, like when you're dead.
>>8298893
I'd rather have clear skin honestly. I don't know why people find them appealing
>>8298870
shes like 95% confirmed trans now
>>8298878
I think its weird that no one thinks its weird that a coworker stalked elanna so much they found her on mtfg
>>8298885
nice
>>8298881
That's because you're an anon, and anons are the miserable lower-class of /mtfg/.
They have to scrabble around in the dirt for spare, discarded (you)s that nobody else wanted (like ones from beanboy)
>>8298889
I don't smoke crack I snort coke get it right.
>>8298893
Maeve is the Cutest!
>>8298909
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3a3f0f
I was just following the script
>>8298893
>>8298903
i mean there arent that many trans hang outs for younger people. sometimes i worry my coworkers know about here when they say beepbeep to get my dumb butt out of their way.
>>8298899
It's cute on some people. Looks fine on dark haired, pale skinned girls.
>>8298903
>I think its weird that no one thinks its weird that a coworker stalked elanna so much they found her on mtfg
If you saw a picture of someone you knew in real life on 4chan, wouldn't you go into stalker mode, even just a little bit? Especially if they were trans and you had no idea at all.
Thanks for the warnings everyone but im gonna try it, I know to use a clean needle, dont mix with other drugs and not do it too often, I'll be fine.
>>8298907
people talk to me sometimes though and i like beanboy. i never have a good time here because im stupid and my brain is broken
>>8298899
there can be a cute balance between freckles and clear skin i think
>>8298910
no you!!!
>>8298908
super duper mega cute
>>8298915
that bugg is scary
>>8298926
Shakira what the actual fuck. If you shoot heroin i will never forgive you.
>>8298919
I-I'm pale skinned and dark haired
>>8298926
gl i guess
>>8298908
>I would love soup, but idk how I feel about dumplings.
*serves bowl of chicken soup to haribu without a dumpling*
>>8298926
Don't get a batch with fentanyl mixed in it
>>8298929
I think is supposed to be a prawn also its sick and in hospital ;~;
>>8298918
>i mean there arent that many trans hang outs for younger people
rip
>>8298873
>"WuhET spuheel till FAWR"
Literally sploosh
>>8298878
They're literally in the thread right now
>>8298903
I mean I don't think it's that weird I've run into people that recognize me on here before ask haribu
Am I really evil and manipulative, /mtfg/?
>>8298944
ur kind of young
>>8298946
yes soap face
i have dark hair and green eyes
THAT'S CUTE RIGHT!?!? SAY IT'S CUTE
SAY IT'S CUTE SAY IT'S CUTE SAY IT'S CUTE
>>8298946
i think you're cool
>when you have dressing room pictures of Grace
>>8298945
>They're literally in the thread right now
Thats pretty creepy desu
>>8298946
you seem kind of mean sometimes but i usually don't read you posts
>>8298946
I think you're morally neutral, but definitely selfish and self-centered.
I like you better for being so narcissistic though.
>>8298951
its ᶜᵘᵗᵉ
Things get better, but they never get good
Things get better, but they never get good
No, they never get good
I don't do anything I said I would
For things get better, but they never get good
>>8298965
quit being so edgy anon
>>8298951
CUTE.
>>8298951
Ugly.
>>8298946
Nah, you're just a wee bit bitchy.
>>8298945
do you have discord or anything or should i just post everything on here.
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
>>8298967
The people in the apartments across the street
Literally and metaphorically look down on me
>>8298965
if you want it bad enough, things will get better
but that's not the truth and you know better
so you're trying hard enough but nothing is better
but you won't quit trying 'cause you know better
nothing comes easy and nothing comes free
but it just seems like i can't get out of this heap
of shit i must have stumbled into by accident
disorder and script i must've stumbled into it
>>8298951
cute
If married and raising children would you prefer boy-wife or just wife
>>8298974
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I I tried to consume just like a super faggot
I got some dude
How can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no
You nailed me hard
I love em when they don't give a mutha fuckin' shit
I could have been someone
Instead of falling flat upon my ass
Dig me now, fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot ohhh
Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it like that
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I I could have been a star
It freaks me out when I sound just like my mom
I couldve rocked the spot
Instead of being just another faggot like I am
I played that shit straight
Blowin' suckas…
>>8298982
>boy-wife
This is chaserspeak
>>8298983
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me,
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take.
>>8298989
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered
>>8298988
>I just want my problems to go away
Doing heroin doesnt make your problems go away, it just lets you ignore them for a bit while the people around you have to deal with even more of your shit.
>>8298988
It won't make your problems go away. It will just create more. And possibly kill you.
>people just think I'm a manlet spaniard here
does that mean i'm white now
>>8298998
yeah is that neat
Hello, goofballs
>>8299003
a patt and a hugg and a snugg snugg snugg
>>8298971
I mean I'm sure people here could benefit from them so might be good to post them here but if you want to add me on discord I'm elanna#9413
>>8298980
Recent hire, seen him in produce mostly lately
>>8299002
i'm paler than sertii it's hecked up
>>8299003
wtf go to bed duck
>>8299006
so nice!!
>>8298976
im so sorry anon.
Do you need a hug?
>>8299010
out of meds, cant sleep
>>8298998
>spanish
>white
is this some sort of elaborate joke
>>8299003
Is it really late for you tonight or really early?
>>8299011
cute ducks deserve snuggs!
>>8299009
get a fake tan okay?
>>8299016
really late
I am out of crazy pills
I barely sleep at all now
>>8299017
lemme sit on your lap and pat my head and Ill quak for you
>>8299022
o-okay ><
>>8299015
don't troll your people are still not forgiven for teutoburg forest
>>8298998
Spanish people aren't white though
>>8298988
shakira please don't do this
>>8298987
I guess it does acknowledge masculinity, more suited for a cis gay marriage pet name, what pet names do trans wives like
SOPHIE
>>8299022
That's shitty, what's interrupted your supply this time?
>>8299029
Romans lost battles all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWzrABouyeE
>>8298988
Your problems will not go away. they will still be there when you come down, and then you'll also feel really nasty.
>mediterranean europeans aren't white
these nonsense racial hierarchies really are arbitrary i cant berlieve ppl think they're scientific
Does anyone else ever wish they were actually mentally retarded? That you could just sit around all day eating chicken "nuggers", shouting at pigeons and pissing yourself? I'd just like to experience a guilt and shame free existence for once, personally.
>>8298954
is she really the cutest as I always say?
>>8299039
I agreed with the doc on a dosage when I was there, we were done, I went to his secretary, told her. she didnt believe me, asked the doc, he said I what I said was correct, she proceeded to bargain to reduce my dosage, and succeeded to get it cut in half. So I didnt have enough from appointment to appointment.
A FUCKING SECRETARY
>>8299037
Lani Lani Lani
>>8298950
Im sad. How can I make people like me anyways?
>>8298953
You should probably keep me at arms distance
>>8298956
Im pretty mean.
>>8298959
Yeah I like me too, I don't wanna change.
I guess I am self centered.
>>8298970
Ty that makes me feel better, my friend is really mad at me. Like we might not be friends anymore and Im really shaken up about it. Like I think in this moment he probably hates me.
>>8298982
Wife.
>>8299052
huff some gasoline my senpai
>>8299007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RwDsfvKqQj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tKBWj2Qc-M
I think that one is good, it says its for anxiety too but im pretty sure it deals with depression mostly.
This one seems good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9vdeIhpXDo
Basically you can just look up guided meditaiton videos that deal with whatever it is thats bothering you. However, avoid any that deal with spiritual mumbo jumbo or it might break your suspension of disbelief and have you sighing or cringing instead of relaxing.
if you need something written down this looks decent
https://zenhabits.net/meditation-guide/
>>8299045
>italians
>white
>>8298926
As someone who apparently has an addictive personality and is already dealing with substance abuse, this is an incredibly reckless idea. You might hate your life now but this is going to make it so, so much worse. You need to get away from drugs and start trying to better yourself, not dig yourself deeper :(
>>8298940
>Don't get a batch with fentanyl mixed in it
also this. Trying heroin in this day and age is fucking stupid. People are OD'ing on Fentanyl and dying like crazy.
>>8298945
Totally not weird at all, once we cleaned up all the spaghetti >.>
Just kind of amazing what small word it can be sometimes!
>>8299055
sophie im going to kill that secretary okay?
Can somebody be my friend starting tomorrow?
I need one
>>8299077
no sorry
>>8299082
delete this
>>8299058
>Ty that makes me feel better, my friend is really mad at me. Like we might not be friends anymore and Im really shaken up about it. Like I think in this moment he probably hates me.
What did you do to him?
>>8299082
>tfw was 1 generation away from being pure blooded blonde hair blue eyed aryan master race
>tfw father sullied my genes with his filthy anglo blood
>>8298954
You know you can request whatever pics you want from me right?
>>8299072
yes please
>>8299062
yes I am going to complain about that on friday. he cant make me cold turkey this shit every few weeks ree
>>8299077
okay
would you like some chicken soup and dumplings?
I put a little bit too much cayenne in it so its spicier than a chicken soup should be but its not unpleasant
>>8299089
if I get tan and not get burned, am I white?
/pol/ tells me i'm not white but I feel white
>>8299081
I'm not allowed to have friends :(
Nobody wants to be my friend
>>8299045
>In the UK, the Office for National Statistics uses the term white as an ethnic category. The terms White British, White Irish, White Scottish and White Other are used. These classifications rely on individuals' self-identification, since it is recognised that ethnic identity is not an objective category.[180]
>Socially, in the UK white usually refers only to people of native British, Irish and European origin
Sucks to be you, Sudaca.
>>8299082
post your feet
>>8299096
>if I get tan and not get burned, am I white?
not white. White people do not tan, we burn almost instantly. I cant go in the sun for more than 20 minutes without turning into a lobster.
>>8299099
ugh ok fine I'll be your friend
just don't expect me to be nice or fun
I like your digits btw
>>8299089
its okay, Ill have the deathsquads shoot you lovingly
>>8299103
>tfw only half-white but get burned every time i go to the beach
>>8299066
I mean I thought you were fucking with me when you said you were gonna come by and say hi
Or rather I thought you may be my roomie
Either way that was a pretty good shock 10/10 I think given the circumstances it was a lot less awkward than it could have been.
>>8299063
Thank youu omg, this is actually pretty much perfect, strikes a good balance of feeling engaging (ie. not just breathing) and not being too hippie dippie
I'm going to give this a try
>>8299058
>How can I make people like me anyways?
just b urself
>>8299055
How u apart from sleep dep?
>>8299101
i never said "i'm white", the joke is that everyone seems to think i'm from spain
i actually dont care lol all this racial nonsense is a bunch of spooks
>>8299087
This one time, a guy tried to whip his dick out at me. He turned around and grabbed me and walked away, I told him I wished he had stood up to the guy.
>>8299063
ooooo im gonna save this and do it in the mornings
>>8299103
what if I have pink nipples/blue eyes/dirty blonde hair tho? plus a lot of german ancestry
so i'm pretty sure my roommate lost my financial aid card
that's fun
>>8299063
oh wait nevermind its a guy
>>8299111
There is definitely more to this story. What are you withholding from us?
>>8299119
this isn't a joke maddie
i can't ever go to the beach ;-;
>>8298718
Same desu
There was even this cool job I actually wanted, a techy in an education center at a hospital but apparently my tranny dead eyes ruled the interview
>>8299112
Aside from the one they weren't even good!
what /mtfg/ trips are high school/university drop-outs?
which ones are in grad school?
>>8299128
pls
>>8299121
rip
thats ok, tanning is terrible for you anyway
it ages you very badly
UV light is evil
>>8299091
keep ur erp off mtfg pls
>>8299121
You know you're the reason everyone knows my real name.
>>8299133
>>8299091
Pastel gopnik swag. I like it.
>>8299129
I'm a college dropout, but I'm gonna go back.
>>8299136
oh no
>>8299091
hey it's me ur gf zedna
i would like one pic of your butt (post here, my mobile phone is broken)
>>8299119
Smh.
>>8299127
Lies, they're always good because they're you.
>>8299108
terrible
going from almost stable to batshit insane again within a day is pr unfun
>>8299129
what does grad school entail?
it doesnt exit here I think
>>8299129
if i got my GED at 16 does that make me a high school dropout
>>8299143
Congratulations, you got three things wrong in two sentences.
>>8299091
You look like you pass on a day to day basis.
imm, basically, a clump of fat, that somehow has human feelings
i kind of look like a manly avril lavigne should i get ffs to look like her? nim is ellen page so idk im just brainstorming here
>>8299153
Idotho
>>8299136
Did it make you a bit Maddie that everyone found out?
>>8299144
>Smh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iPzjAWEMe7
>>8299156
ill give you whatever you want
>>8299153
i had already tried to kill myself and kinda hated going to school each day desu
i got really depressed with the onset of puberty and it never really stopped
>>8299139
just wait until I get adidas
>>8299143
Hmmmm
>>8299144
Hugbox!
>>8299152
yea I do
i want to get into sugar pills
but i also want to eat a bunch of pizza then kill myself
Sorry but Grace is obviously my gf desu.
>>8299165
shitty :(
you've had like a 5 year break from school then?
>>8299151
it was worth a try
i think i did okay at impersonating you
>>8299161
Nice.
>>8299166
No hugbox! It's the truth.
>>8299119
I'm not just being nice though you're right when you mentioned avoid the spiritual ones given yeah they tend to just make my eyes roll and that's sort of why I've held off on meditation for this long
So yeah, thanks
>>8299147
;__;
Deep breaths what's bothering you?
>>8299171
i started sparsely going to community college at 17 but it was like 2 classes a semester
i didn't really start working towards my degree until i was like 18
>>8299170
Don't do sweet Seri like that, Special K!
>>8299173
Nawww.
>>8299174
the voices in my head
and a few other things, but cant post about that on here.
also I found a picture I thought you might appreciate
>>8299182
T r u t h.
>>8299175
this sounds a lot like my sister
did you get your associate's degree?
>>8299180
>You did awful, desu.
you did awful at life
>>8299193
>>8299201
We try! I just wish we could be cute IRL together.
>>8299195
i should've gotten it this semester but i failed two classes
im taking one over the summer and the other one in fall
>>8299108
>it was a lot less awkward than it could have been
Yes indeedy. I could have coincidentally been buying condoms and cucumbers together or something
im just gonna go back to bed
eirini wanted to talk to me when i was asleep and went to bed shortly before i woke up and for some reason that just makes me a bit sad
im dumb
>>8299205
thats a lot of free time you're going to have though!
>>8299182
B-But gf!
>>8299199
Rude.
>>8299200
<3
>>8299201
All the cute's coming from her, desu.
>>8299204
We will be, it'll just take time, we'll make it~.
>>8299214
i have a lot of free time ;-;
>>8299209
>eirini wanted to talk to me when i was asleep and went to bed shortly before i woke up and for some reason that just makes me a bit sad
How tragic. I don't even know how you mess up something like this when the time difference is only an hour.
It's usually only cross-continential lovers who encounter this problem.
>>8299216
Shhhhh.,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPQT2Ia8fU
>>8299077
*hugs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7AIBlzCluc
>>8299052
i don't think mentally retarded people are happy to be retarded i think it brings a lot of pain
>>8299219
that tends to be bad for most people!!
maybe take up basketweaving or some kinda crafty-y hobby?
>>8299222
i messed up my sleep schedule by pulling an all nighter to meet the deadline for an university research project, so I went to bed at 6 PM (after handing in the project) and woke up at like, 11.
>>8299217
I hope so. Sharing moments with a screen is taking a toll on me again.
>>8299191
I appreciate all kurisus thank youu
:3
Do you wanna talk about it off board do you think it would help?
>>8299184
uwu
>>8299207
I mean when my ex came to visit from Edmonton he popped into my store, came up behind me and asked where to find the largest cucumber.
>>8299228
ive been trying to think of hobbies i can do where i can interact and meet new people but i haven't been able to think of anything :(
>>8299136
you posted it when you posted about your parent taking you to the dentist
>>8299230
If you had only waited a few more hours, you could have retained your diurnal sleep schedule.
It's a shame you have no self-control and forethought.
>>8299158
go with what the ffs doctor recommends i think
>>8299241
that's not irl tho
>>8299240
to be fair she told me to go to bed and if there's one thing i'm good at it's taking orders
>>8299241
Maybe. But it won't be for a long time.
>>8299234
well you like drawing right?
maybe go on little adventure to some kind of nature preserve or nature path to doodle a nice looking scene...going into nature always makes me happy, like every time
oh sorry I just now saw you wanted to interact with people....idk play a rec sport?
>>8299158
if you're getting ffs this site might help you not get stuff you don't need
http://www.virtualffs.co.uk
>>8299223
Fine but I'm stealing >>8299231 that pic. Mwahaha!
>>8299231
We will. <3 We love eachother so we'll be able to get through this.
>>8299241
I'll still be shitposting here probably, so sure.
>>8299252
ive thought about it but i never end up leaving the house, i don't have a car anyway so it's hard to go to parks or anything :(
ive never been much of a sports person either
>>8299255
Go for it.
>>8299249
I bet that's not the only thing you're good at taking.
We'll find out about that next month though.
>>8299232
Oh god. I hope you were at least sort of expecting him?
>>8299241
i think so but i don't want to go back and search for the post in archive that seems creepy
>ywn see moap wearing this
>>8299264
Oh yeah I'd even said that he could come visit me at work I just wasn't expecting him that minute
>>8299265
idk but they are experts and they know what kinda stuff is actually possible
>19
>college going v well
>came out to gf and somewhat to father
>both are very supportive
>most likely starting hrt this summer
it's like a dream
>>8299232
Id like your opinion on some of it if thats okay for you, but it also isnt terribly important or anything.
>>8299259
>ive thought about it but i never end up leaving the house
you should!!
plus you can always bike...but I'd be pretty shocked if there was no nature you can walk in within 1 or maybe 2 miles at max from your house
I found a semi-cleared path where I still had to hop over trees a few weeks ago, and I felt like it gave me so much energy and really helped get rid of the lack of energy and depression cypro had given me
>>8299267
Its ok anon i will take your word for it. I mean i dont really care if people know my first name as long as they dont know the last one, theres millions of maddies in the world
>tfw started 4 months too late to call myself a teen transitioner
>>8299281
boo hoo
>>8299281
Yeah but at least you can always call yourself a nim transitioner.
>>8299281
nineTEEN
one year
>>8299291
this tbqh
Pizza night y/n?
important info
i went out shopping earlier
i had wendy's the other night
im gonna be at an anime con all weekend and thus eating shit
>>8299296
Yep.
>>8299301
put spaghetti on it
>>8299301
don't put spaghetti on it
>>8299301
On the one hand pizza'd make you feel better, on the other hand so would eating healthier. It's up to you if you want spaghetti on it if you do go with pizza.
>>8299306
you seem really clever in like a "nerdy" way
I hope you don't take that as an insult
>>8299261
wtf im pure
GIMBF MEE DA SCIEEWPS DFRUMF
NAAAOOOWWWW
>>8299301
Its too early in the week for pizza. Eat something healthy and you'll feel much better!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12981883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12981883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12981883
>>8299320
>>8299314
other thing i forgot to mention
there's like a sore or something in the back of my mouth that hurts if i dont eat softer things, so pizza would be pretty perfect
tfw sad unpassing hon
and now for something completely different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8nibIN7i6M
This one feels more and more pertinent as I get older.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX-MyKQlndo
Woke up this morning, and the streets were full of cars;
All bright and shiny like they'd just arrived from mars.
And as I stumbled through last night's drunken debris,
The paperboy screamed out the headlines in the street.
Another war, and now the pound is looking weak.
And tell me, have you read about the latest freak?
We're bingo numbers, and our names are obsolete.
Why do I feel bitter when I should be feeling sweet?
Hello, hello, turn your radio on;
Is there anybody out there?
Help me sing my song.
La, la, la, life is a strange thing.
Just when you think you learned how to use it,
It's gone.
Woke up this morning, and my head was in a daze.
A brave new world has dawned upon the human race,
Where words are meaning less, and everything's surreal.
Gonna have to reach my friends to find out how I feel.
And if I taste the honey - is it really sweet?
And do I eat it with my hands or with my feet?
Does anybody really listen when I speak,
Or will I have to say it all again next week?
Hello, hello, turn your radio on;
Is there anybody out there?
Help me sing my song.
Hello, hello, turn your radio on;
Is there anybody out there?
Tell me what went wrong.
La, la, la, life is a strange thing.
Life is a strange thing.
Hello, hello, turn your radio on;
Is there anybody out there?
Help me sing my song.
La, la, la, life is a strange thing.
Just when you think you learned how to use it,
It's gone.
>>8299281
The important part is you started.
>>8299301
always pizza
>>8299321
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
Random question - if Prince Charles dies before Queen Elizabeth does, does that mean Prince William and Henry get bumped down the line of succession? Like, if Charles was king, then William would be first in line for the throne, but if Prince Andrew was king, wouldn't Princess Beatrice be first in line for the throne?
>>8299301
Yes. I'm getting pizza tonight too.
im glad people still cling to their puritan ways
>>8299333
Sorry it was a joke pls dont hate me senpai i think your spaghetti pizza is cute.
>>8299333
no blasphemy allowed
is it okay to die
>>8299301
put nachos on it
>tfw can't get nachos pizza from my fav pizza place since I moved out of their delivery range
how direct should I be with a therapist? I don't want to play amateur endocrinologist, but I've also thought about this every day for the past seven years and I don't want or need a gatekeeper.
>>8299343
just be honest and take it from there
>>8299343
no reason to not be direct and show you've read about it
I don't think being serious about hrt has ever hurt anyone get it
>>8299340
yes
but you might be guilted into staying alive long after your soul has already been killed
zukowski does bbl too?? omg. been considering..ive already gained 20 lbs from hrt
>>8299352
>Um, thanks, I think.
I meant it in a good way!
you really do seem quite clever
>>8299340
yes but pls don't do it yourslef
>>8299360
what's bbl
>>8299364
Thanks, Anon.
>>8299371
belgian butt lift
>>8299338
IT'S DELICIOUS
>>8299342
I NEED TO TRY THIS
THATS IT
DRUMPF IS FINISHED NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrDCGYuRHBM
Detransition so I can stop being bad at video games?
(Y/N)
>>8299385
wrong board.
>>8299382
>I NEED TO TRY THIS
you should try ham and pineapple on a pizza
I hear its good
>>8299336
No, the line of succession does not change in that way unless someone converted to Catholic - it's why Canada has a different Line of Succession than the rest of the Commonwealth (Catholics are still forbidden as far as I know)
>>8299386
>tfw used to be plat V in league
>could barely get out of silver now
>cant play CS at all anymore without getting assraped
>reaction times have to be almost half of what they were
Why did no one tell me that hormones made you bad at video games.
tfw always sucked at video games
>>8299386
>tfw used to play games on hard on the first playthrough
>now just stick to normal difficulty
a-as long as i'm having fun!
>>8299386
Just pleasure boys while they play video games instead!
>>8299414
I think so. Maybe the woman driver thing wasnt just a meme after all.
>>8299401
I'm platinum in HotS
do you think cis people are clever enough to figure that the guy with long hair who was anorexic for like 2 years and now has these mysterious bumps growing on his chest is a tranny
>>8299414
yeah less of a drive for competition i think
>>8299425
>Boys r gross
Wanna be Bff's?
>>8299392
That is so boringgg I like it but it's so standard fare
>ywn be a qt alt right jewess
>>8299431
Girls can have cocks too.
>>8299385
>someone dies
>it's hillarys fault
is this the new thanks obama?
>>8299435
Good point.
>>8299431
My gf has one it's okay
>>8299436
pls just donut engage them
>>8299434
>ywn be thicc
>just regular fat
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i think my thighs and ass got bigger
>>8299420
spill spaghetti, who cares
its a therapist
I havent replied to a single political post in the last 2 threads. Am i doing better?
>>8299454
I kinda feel like its impossible for that not to happen
my thighs are too big ;_;
>>8299454
teach me
>>8299462
*force feeds you*
>>8299454
watch out for stretch marks
>>8299470
its largely genetic
and no men care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-odnJZIyc2g
>>8299401
>>8299414
>>8299416
There is even a change in how depth perception works between the male and female minds. T would give you more energy, but only 10 to 15 percent max.
>>8299418
Women in marriages tend to drive a lot less so aren't as experienced drivers. Ergo more accidents.
>>8299410
I love Shakespear's Sister. So much depth to their lyrics. Siobhan Fahey is a great song writer.
>>8299436
you mean someone who was working for the DNC was "robbed" (despite his watch, wallet and phone still being on him) and murdered, who probably leaked info to wikileaks the circumstances of his death isn't suspicous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVd-ZZ6mFXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacShITWs-8
assange pretty much almost admitted he was the source here, look at the restrained nod at a minute in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7FkLBRpKg
my thighs had stretch marks pre-hrt jfc
>>8299434
>>8299482
here's a cute tucker
now pls stop
trannygate
>>8299485
i went from fat - ana - fat - xxxtreme ana so i have them too
>>8299482
>actually posting that image
yikes i was going to post that ironically but couldn't be bothered finding it
Codeine trip has gone wrong, woke up out of bed with severe stomach pain and vomiting up blood, why is this happening? It's 2am and I have no money to go to A&E
>>8299485
mine are on the upper-back part
never have stored fat on my outer thighs before
>>8299455
therapy is a business, and like all businesses it exists to make money. If you they hook you up with HRT and send you on your way, they don't have a repeat customer. But if they dangle titty skittles from a rope on the end of a stick you will keep paying in hopes you will one day get them!
>>8299473
im trying!
ive eaten a whole pizza today and two nutritional shakes!
>>8299386
>tfw never good enough to legendary Halo 2
>>8299491
plese jirmu don't encourage them
>>8299495
my therapist gave me hrt referral after 3 sessions don't lie to people
>>8299495
thats a very dark view of someone who went to school long enough to get a doctorate
that being said you're still not wrong...I just believe most enjoy the practice rather than the money
>>8299499
but it's fun!
>>8299492
STOP
USING
DRUGS
TO
IGNORE
DYSPHORIA
Should I drink water? Take paracetamol?
>>8299469
>WSAD
I see
>>8299496
i need to eat more today i only ate a bit. i don't really like having to force myself to eat but if it fixes my face its worth it i guess
should i try to get my therapist to give me a letter of recommendation for HRT?
she hasn't had a trans client before and seems a little uncomfortable doing it so ive only mentioned it once
>>8299512
more codine desu
my fucking stomach hurts
>>8299512
>vomit blood
>Should I do anything other than go to the emergency room?
>>8299432
have you tried shrimp pizza?
>>8299526
Fuck yeah I was gonna put shrimp and kale on my pizza next week
>Shakira is going to end up an STD infested crack whore
I honestly didnt see this coming.
>>8299496
eat a candy bar
>>8299516
yeah my stomach kinda hurts from eating so much :(
>>8299533
but i don't like sweets that much
>>8299535
THIS IS GOOD NEWS
Last week you wouldn't eat fuck all
>>8299526
>talks about shrimp pizza
>posts prawn pizza
>>8299542
last week there was no food in the house because my mom hadn't got paid yet
>>8299512
Water, yes. Add sugar and a bit of salt. No paracetamol. No aspirin either. Did you mix codeine and alcohol again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueWoIHosx4
Planning out my pizza and getting advice from an ol friend. Sure is a day off.
>>8299532
believe whatever
from your perspective, might as well try and move on if they're scumbags
nothing to lose if they're already just trying to string you along by clearly knowing what you want and showing how you've researched it...ya?
>>8299546
Damn, that makes sense
>>8299556
i think one of the reasons why im so skinny is because we run out of food before my mom gets paid so i end up starving myself for a few days
>>8299492
wtg
>>8299386
That's a stupid ass meme
I'm still great at games
>>8299549
yeah
I just need to find one and schedule an appointment. No more hesitation. Stop being scared.
>>8299492
This is why weed exists. So you dont wake up vomiting blood.
>>8299566
i almost started crying and could barely say the words on the phone...idk its not bad to be scared, you just have to do it
>>8299492
did you take a bunch with paracetomol or something
cause that shouldn't even be a side effect
>>8299575
delete this immediate
>>8299575
delete this
>>8299575
Nim confirmed lewd
>>8299575
why is sheen crawling out of that womans bum
>>8299575
how nim was born.gif
>>8299570
I wish I'd had more courage seven years ago when I first knew for certain, but I was so scared, and so worried I would lose everything.
Seven years later, I would gladly trade it all for a second chance.
is it bad if i'm attached to a 600k ironic shitfic i wrote but deleted b/c it was too /pol/
>>8299589
what does 600k mean
>>8298476
She isn't even that great and people are jealous of her?
>>8299589
yeah kind of a stupid move
you could have made bank off the alt right
The pain has gone down. I'm ok everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKnXhHMl54A
>>8299592
it's quite an improvement
>tfw not attracted to non-passing transgirls even though I used to be one
Am I a bad person? I feel bad...
>>8299562
Don't take any more drugs. Drink a lot. If you're still sick in the morning, go see a doctor asap.
/blog/
>wear green maga hat everywhere. zero smiles from everyone.
>finally get rx for injectable tit tacks.
>pharmacist gatekeeping
>insurance being lazy with prior auth
>rx E for 2 days and none in my man hands yet
>tomorrow refill 30mg xr adderall and pharmacist will probably go allah saladbar on me
>getting beer and pizza because still man
>>qt trans half my age sells me a pizza
>>i cant even clock her
>>>forchin pizza threads
>i was screaming bloody murder the week of seths non theft mugging death
just fuck my shit up allah
what are we calling injectable tiddy skittelz
/forever alone blog/
>>8299586
this happened to me for 20 years. we'll never know what would be if we'd done something different.
It sounds corny but we only have today and what we do with our lives from here on.
>>8299599
is it weird to be attracted to some non passing trans girls?
hypothetically, asking for a friend
>>8299595
Idk what your opinion of me is but if you value our friendship then please stop abusing drugs and spend that money to get real psychological help to deal with dysphoria.
>>8299595
ur gonna fucking die dude
>>8299606
Why would it be?
>>8299602
what the fuck is wrong with you dude
>>8299599
It all depends on the person really
>>8299606
i bet you would love me then
>>8299600
I think the water helped, thanks
>>8299608
If you read any of Robin's rants you'd know that getting mental healthcare from the NHS is borderline impossible. I'm only doing codeine because they discontinued my valium script. They gave me 14 pills and stopped it. 14 pills. I appreciate that you care I'm sorry I'm fucked up.
seriously i'm unironically emotionally attached to shitpost fanfiction :(
it was almost like my journal in some ways
>>8299598
No it's not but it might be considered that here.
>>8299606
>tfw I learn Elanna is totally attracted to me
>>8299543
check twitch dms thx @_@
>>8299627
>I'm sorry I'm fucked up.
Its ok to be fucked up but there has to be a better alternative than killing yourself like this.
>>8299631
dunno if im cute im just a man with long hair and breasts
fucking trannies
>>8299631
Attractiveness as a female helps to pass as female. Only an idiot would try their hardest to grasp at straws to deny that.
>>8299642
Oh hey, you're back.
>>8299644
im glad i could help you
>>8299642
Fucking rodent. :^)
>>8299646
Maybe shes attracted to androgynous people? Dont get so bent out of shape.
>>8299605
>>8299642
so ur using a strapon then? who r u fucking?
I love my girlfriend and we're gonna figure distance out somehow.
Thought today was going to be terrible, but was actually pretty good.
>only got 3 hours of sleep between end of work and some stupid 4 hour training session
>but training turned out to be pretty fun
>and afterwards me and my roommate spent the day shopping and she was in an unusually cheery and friendly mood
>now get to relax at home after a 64 hour week
Good feels. How is everyone?
>>8299654
anon
anon post my foot with cum on it agan
>>8299659
nah you'll probably break up sooner or later, realistically speaking
>>8299659
I love my girlfriend too, and we will!
>>8299659
Trust me i know LDR is really hard but you guys are so obviously in love i know you can do it <3
>>8299647
No. Just saying hi while i make food.
>>8299652
How dare you insult me heathen.
>>8299657
That's the goal.
Gotta get me some hot boy pucci
>>8299646
Androgyny is hot though
>>8299638
That seems like an inaccurate mental picture
>>8299633
h-hi
>>8299606
m-my friend wants to know too
>>8299672
>Androgyny is hot
I knew it! ITs because you are a bisloot
seriously i'm feeling really sad about mario & the search for the inner spaghetti party quest being dead
it feels like part of me is gone
it was such a big part of my life
>>8299667
It's been over a month since we got back together, that's a feat my other relationships haven't pulled off since I started transition.
>>8299668
<3
>>8299669
I'm gonna figure out how to have us visit each other more often.
>>8299654
Are you the only one that cares?
>>8299612
you should have changed Bernie to Hillary so it was more fitting of the character
>>8299045
That's a phenomenon almost exclusively seen in the United States.
>>8299684
nothing gets my rocks off like a good sissy story from sass
>>8299677
>really sad
>mario & the search for the inner spaghetti party quest being dead
>it was such a big part of my life
...
>>8299659
>>8299668
But you're both my gf tho.
>>8299676
I am not a bisloot I am as straight as an arrow
>>8299691
it turns out when you spend over a year on and off writing ironic shitfic the irony becomes a mere formality
>>8299693
Can't say I'd mind it.
>>8299682
<3 And a month and a half now.
>>8299697
An arrow in flight, maybe.
>>8299697
What about girls kissing girls?
>>8299697
The reason you like spaghetti on everything is because the noodles are like you, straight until you get them wet.
why do people here pretend to be japanese girl cartoons
I DO NOT LIKE INSECTS OK
>>8299711
I am a cute anime girl anon!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8IfvmlpdOQ
>>8299636
I'm a hon, no-one will employ me, I have no friends and chasers just use me for sex. I don't have any other alternative except to zone out on drugs all day
>>8299716
when the big ones fly at me it scares me ;_;
>>8299711
We are not pretending it's who we are
>>8299711
Anime rots the mind.
>>8299724
>implying you've even tried to get a job
>implying you even want to improve you life if it takes any amount of effort
>>8299726
I'm not being pedantic. You have a criticism with attractiveness and passing and I'm explaining to you how they interact because you obviously didn't understand.
>>8299659
LDRs are a meme that you shouldn't fall for
One minute you think your found your one true love and you enjoy every second you spend with themm and when you do meet up it is so fantastic
and then the next minute they dont want to be with you anymore and kick your heart to the curb
>>8299725
Any size, I can't
>>8298527
cute. :3
>>8298718
College is pointless; I have computer degree, and can't find shit. jobs are hard to find.
>>8298926
DON'T! it won't make your problems go away, it makes them worse. my friend started. he went from having a decent living, to hitting rock bottom; stealing from family, and living out of his car, which finally he sold for drugs. he is now cleaning up... and still having problems. drugs won't make them go away, it will only add to your problems; both financially and emotionally with withdrawal. Please, from some random anon on the internet, who hears someone considering heroin... Please. Just don't do it. I don't want you to die, or lose everything. Its a serious cause of pain and death in my community.
>>8299724
you should have online friends. from what you are describing, you are describing me. But for me, video games are the drugs, and sleep all the time. I live with conservative fundamentalist christians, who would never accept me as trans or bisexual. I am pre everything, chronically depressed, and socially isolated. And a virgin :| I have very few friends, and even my best friend i question whether he would pull some shit on me, that is cruel, as he does that to people. he pulls some machivellian shit on people.