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girls kissing is just right!

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>>8299740

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>>8299740
Good girl

>>8299740
>>8299745
>>8299748

boy cuddles > girl cuddles

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tfw gf is questioning her sexuality because of me

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self portrait

>>8299740
ya i've always liked making out with girls
touching their boobs too

I don't like sex-stuff with them beyond that...only dicks are allowed in my mouth

>>8299740
What if all the girls have stubble and male bodies and make no effort to look like a girl. Is that just right too?

>>8299754
That would be gay.

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>>8299751
With great power comes great responsibility.
Responsibility to corrupt!

>>8299750
But the opposite of that is true!
>>8299751
Same.

is it normal for a male friend to call me "hun"?
like endearingly, not the tranny memes.

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>>8299750

>>8299753
I feel this feel. Like kissing girls and lewd cuddles can be fun, but anything more just isn't appealing.

>>8299760
ur wrong

its ok, plenty of good people are wrong about things

>>8299735
>>8299740

AGP GET OUT

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AGP STAY IN

>>8299764
Except you're the wrong one, girls are soft and squishy and therefore the best cudds.

>>8299761
sounds like an old southern boy. I like it.

>>8299763
You are fake news

>>8299765
You dont have to be mean about it though

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Sure would be nice to be making out with qt girl right about now

>>8299761
i think a guy saying hun at all is kind of weird

>>8299771
a-are you the male in this picture???

hot...

>>8299767
shoo shoo with your black magic
>>8299770
A G P

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>>8299771
Try not to think about how passionate, sweet, and caring the act would be.

tfw cute ftm at endo's office

>>8299771
You're in the wrong place for that.

Its like fighting off a horde of lesbians

>>8299769
no youre supposed to be the squishy one that your bf manhandles and holds tight in his strong arms

>>8299776
are you calling me agp rn

>>8299777
most A G P post this thread

>>8299785
I try.

>>8299782
in the trash you go

sexual dimorphism ruined humanity

i feel kinda agp rn
tfw no gf

>>8299782
No it isn't, have you ever met a real life lesbian not in an anime before?

>>8299770
>>8299772
he's been having a really rough night and i've just been talking to him about it, he went to go lie down and i told him to take care of himself. he replied "thanks hun. night"

idk, i thought it was endearing but it seemed unusual.

im bad at interacting with humans.

>>8299782
But I wanna be the strong one so I can princess carry my girl!

>>8299659 #
LDRs are a meme that you shouldn't fall for
One minute you think your found your one true love and you enjoy every second you spend with themm and when you do meet up it is so fantastic
and then the next minute they dont want to be with you anymore and kick your heart to the curb

if life is half the attitude I must be the bread winner

>>8299785
>being this much of a chaser and getting upset that not all trans girls want you
>reeeee how dare girls like other girls reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>8299800
>and then the next minute they dont want to be with you anymore and kick your heart to the curb
That can happen in literally any relationship, lol.

>>8299794
compared to many animals humans have relatively minor sexual dimorphism. consider it a blessing

>>8299796
I'm teasing, relax

>>8299798
It's innocent, and pretty cute imo. Smile about it.

>>8299799
I mean u do u

>>8299800
this desu

>>8299780
are you new to health care?

pro tip: stay away from those ppl

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>>8299751
>>8299757
>>8299760
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am STRAIGHT

>>8299802
>not wanting to be a straight tru trans girl
>implying I am a chaser like in your anime fantasies

>>8299800
>i had a shitty personal experience with an LDR
>every other one will end up exactly the same
>all people act the same
>every relationship dynamic is the same
Low effort trolling

>tfw ill have to wait until my 40s until one of you is willing to date me so I can upload a video of you wearing latex to youtube

A complex feel

tfw no kiss

>>8299808
And it is guaranteed to happen in an LDR

>>8299794
masculine guys are great i just don't want to be one

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>>8299809
i did smile, i'm worried about him so not a big smile but i did smile.

it's something you'd only say to a girl, felt good.

ate too much..stomach hurts..

can..feel...self...getting...THICC

>>8299810
no. I don't talk to anyone but I don't have anything against ftms like you seem to

tfw mtfg bullies away nearly all the trips who:
>pass
>are fulltime
>are attractive
>are fun
>aren't autistic
why do you do this?

We lose Edie, Mercury, and Ufufu (AGAIN), all in the same couple of weeks?

>>8299812
If you aren't a chaser why you are so upset at the idea that some girls might like other girls? Seems pretty silly to me. Plenty of cis girls like cis girls, theres no law saying to be trutrans you need to like men. Thats just chaser propaganda.

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>>8299811

>>8299817
Lol why?

>>8299808
wats it called when i fall in love with myself ?
agp?

>>8299814
what

>>8299813
I mean I think its a good idea to have a bit of caution regarding LDRs. There are many potential pitfalls that non-LDR relationships don't have.

>>8299820
Sounds cute, happy for you

>>8299794
A world of androgyny would be really boring desu

>>8299815
Kisses u

>>8299815
want to practice kissing with me

j-just for practice

>>8299826
Autophilia.

>>8299813
LDR is shit and everybody who's been in one will tell you as much
t. have been in 3 LDR (4 if you count one really iffy one) relationships

>>8299825
Because people stop caring about other people if there is an extended lack of physical connection

>>8299824
>majority of trans girls like girls over guys
>majority of cis girls like guys over girls

you are all AGP

>>8299824
Do you want to add me on Skype or discord? You seem nice.

>>8299823
I'm still here :3

>>8299840
Who are you

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>>8299777
I would definitely never think of something like that
>>8299781
well I thought this thread was full of dykes?>>8299774
yeh

>>8299837
>majority of trans girls like girls over guys
Prove it. From what i remember its actually about split even with 1/3 only like girls, 1/3 being bi, and 1/3 liking only men.

how come every transperson my endo sees passes except for me

>>8299823
Umm..
You can't be a trip without being at least one of those things.

>>8299837
Isn't the ratio about 1:1:1 for lez/bi/str8 for trannies? I might be wrong about that, but I thought it was pretty close to even thirds, with bi being the largest by a small margin.

>>8299845
yea this

>>8299814
Youtube is just full of hons in need of pajeet's validation

>>8299836
Everyone's different and I'd rather try with someone I deeply love and care for in an LDR, fail, get my heart broken, than never try at all.

>>8299839
Cisgender Mammaries#9761

>>8299845
this is a credible source from another thread http://www.strawpoll.me/12976291

>still falling for agp bait

>>8299850
>>8299850
>You can't be a trip without being at least one of those things.
you can be a trip without being any of those things. just from this thread alone, Nim, Shakira, &Pandora aren't in any of those categories.

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>>8299812
You can be gay and trutrans too.

You just have to be extra feminine and ditzy to make up for the lack of heterosexuality.

>>8299847
>My therapist tells me I'm the most passing (farthest along) of any of her trans clients.
I laughed in her stupid face

>>8299854
I thought I was in love too, I really did
I guess I wasn't good enough
I mean I guess I hope for the best for you and grace

>>8299858
>credible source
>16 votes
>16 people
i can literally tell you 5 trans girls off the top of my head who only like men

Post the cutest lesbian couples ever

Elanna & Pandora
Cis Tits & Kayla
Grace & Tranny of the week
Sheen & Jormy
Bruce Jenner & George Clooney
Donald Trump & Chris Christie
Sertii & Nicole
CFH & Squeak
Robin & Shakira

So many cute and attractive lesbian couples!

>>8299845
>doesn't believe this thread is agp
>>8299864
AGP

>>8299861
They're most of those things tho

this thread telling ppl wat they cant be
yah okiez

yall cant be my next crush bc yall care about looks and trips over mind and heart

=P

>>8299868
maybe one of these ftms is actually a pre everything trans girl but I doubt it

>>8299878
What?

>>8299878
itz bantz

>>8299870
What? Wrong. Trannies only like other trannies or cis girls
Anyone who claims otherwise is just pretending to not be what every tranny is
A transbian slut

>>8299872
obviously robin and shakira win

>>8299872
>Tranny of the week

>>8299844
Dykes are usually females attracted to other females but it seems half the thread isn't even trying to pass.

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>>8299861
people would disagree with you on the attractive & fun parts to be desu
i mean i def don't pass but i think i've got an andro aesthetic

>>8299872
>elanna and pandora
what did i do to deserve such a fate

>>8299872
Nim & Eva

>>8299882
it is banter but i get the feeling some of the ones posting unironically think that the agp meme is real and you need to like men to be trutrans. I mean it doesnt even make sense when hrt changes your sexuality half the time.

>>8299869
Hugg. You're good enough, Anon. You just need to find someone who recognizes that.
>>8299872
>when you're tranny of the week for six weeks running
Naisu.

>>8299855
I added you
>>8299872
>>8299884
..........

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>>8299872
>Grace & Tranny of the week
Tranny of the week is a favorite of mine!

>>8299896
time to
b o n e d o w n

What age is the deadline for passing? Is 18 the end?

>>8299883
Jesus christ you are one salty chaser or hon.

>>8299821
jormy doesnt deserve that kind of association

>>8299884
More like Oryx and Shakira

Hehe.

>>8299900
12

>>8299883
A lot don't date cis women and a lot of the ones that do aren't attracted to trannies.

>>8299892
Well everyone should take it as banter. That way us who are really bantzing can have fun and those that aren't get effectively ignored.

>>8299900
12. Sorry you missed it hun.

>>8299900
12 tbqh

>>8299905
true this is probably better

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>>8299872
>Elanna & Pandora
I'd rather drink paint

>>8299896
I think you and Oryx make a better couple.
>>8299890
you're not attractive. i hate to be the barer of bad news

>>8299900
>tfw started at 24
>>8299905
I forgot about that creep.

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>>8299897
<3
>>8299900
Depends on a variety of things.

>>8299895
I'm not good enough

>>8299900
judging by this thread, 19, maybe 20 at the most

>>8299897
I lost count of the notches on your belt somewhere around number 20.

>>8299908
>>8299906
Oh OK, time to die I guess x)

>>8299903
you have to admit, anon is right.

How could anyone dispute that this thread is not AGP?

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>>8299919
We're at 63, try to keep up.

>>8299912
last time i posted that on /soc/ i got rated 6-8
p good senpai

>>8299917
s-so im still on time?

>>8299921
Do you even know what it means to be agp?

>>8299911
>I'd rather drink paint
Judging by what you post, it seems like you already have.

Lead-based paint too.

>>8299920
(in care you don't know we're kidding)

It depends on a variety of factors, as Zna said. If you have good genes it can be as late as your late-20s, even early 30s. If you have bad genes it can be 16-17. FFS/other surgeries an help.

>>8299890
>>8299911
Perfect couple please hate fuck all night so sexy and adorable kawaii motherfuckers.

>>8299916
You are.

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am I tripping my shrunken balls off or is this an anime version of ash?

>>8299929
pandora could cum on elannas feet
elanna could pour spaghetti all over pandora

>>8299911
>tfw didnt get paired with elanna
I dont even think kayla remembers me

why are trans kids growing up with an attitude against non passing adults with disphoria?
is it just age or is some shit board filling their head with extrinsic values?

>>8299926
Yes

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>>8299933
trip doubs confirm

>>8299933
I would download that fanart.

>brother calls my lawyer
>he wants his cut of my dads estate
>he says that my dad has hundreds of thousands of dollars

Well technically as the sole inheritor I do

>>8299911
so tsuntsun (^_^ )

>>8299900
cis males stop growing around 25 but it really just comes down to if you're ugly or not so good luck

>>8299938
Then explain to me not only why trans girl liking other girls is agp but also why agp is valid and not just a crackpot theory from 30 years ago from a meme psychologist

why is spaghetii a maymay now

>>8299931
That's just historically false, i'm not worth anything to anyone

>>8299950
you brought this upon yourself

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>>8299945
I am only tsuntsun to cis male chasers that I like flirting with
>>8299935
Right?
>>8299927
i think ur dum

>>8299950
>puts spaghetti on pizza
>wonders why shes remembered for spaghetti

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>>8299950
I wish I had the editing skills to tailor this image to you

>>8299937
Non-passers typically worsen the public perception of trannies. So it makes trans kids look worse association.
>>8299950
In no world is spaghetti on pizza not memeworthy.
>>8299953
You are to someone, you just need to find them

Maybe I'll cheer myself up by saving up for a new wig.

pls don't put spaghett on pizza

>>8299948
just ignore them ct, neither of you will convince the other. you fuggin agp.

>>8299944
tell him you will give him some money if he plows your bp

>>8299962
take oryx/robin to b o n e t o w n

>>8299937
it's called autism

>>8299961
>>8299961
This

>>8299937
>transition at 50
>post pictures of yourself in provocative women's clothing + cheap wig

>wonder why people seem to not like you

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>>8299961
>>8299957
I didn't even come up with it I was just doing what a restaurant in my hometown did!!!
>>8299955
>victim blaming
>>8299959
I would eat that

>>8299944
can you make Ash come back?

>>8299972
you forgot the "post a hookup ad on craigslist" part

>>8299973
That restaurant is memeworthy then.

>>8299973
Its ok elanna i still love you, no matter how weird your eating habits are ;)

>>8299925
No because it's just a meme. It's like people that follow a fad diet, join a multi level marketing scam, or fall for telemarketing.

People that fall for it usually aren't successful.

>>8299961
I thought I was at one point, I thought I was going to move in and marry a girl I was completely and utterly in love with

Jokes on me, I'M WORTHLESS

>>8299979
r u repressing

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>>8299977
http://royalpizza.ca/menu/
"The Boss has Gone Mad"

Seriously it's delish
>>8299978
;~~~~~~;
Wanna have some curry pancakes?

>>8299948
It does not take a rocket scientist to know that this is all AGP.

AGP is real

>>8299945
so are you going to take sheens virginity with your 11.5" magnum dong?
>>8299606
>is it weird to be attracted to some non passing trans girls?
>>8299674
>m-my friend wants to know too

>tfw you stayed on /mtfg/ long enough for elanna to become the one with the weird eating habits instead of you

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>>8299972
>one time as a young confused teen
>decide to visit craigslists m4m
>have the images automatically show thing on
>very first thing I see is a 74 year old man wearing nothing but bright pink panties and a bra

THAT fucked me up. Gross, but also kinda sad.

>>8299935
Kayla doesn't remember anyone that doesn't pass or isn't popular here.

>>8299986
no...people just talk about your's less
sorry

>>8299973
shit sorry

>>8299982
>Wanna have some curry pancakes?
If you made it i would try anything once.

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kinda NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNmeIB1cxfA

>>8299823
They also bully the helpful ones.

>>8299923
only... ;)

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>>8299986
I'm not weird I'm adventurous
You, you're weird

spaghetti on chocolate cake

>>8299975
I wouldn't hurt her like that, I value our friendship too much

>>8299966
It's not the cute brother

>>8299980
You can't give up hope, Anon. But hugg either way.
>>8299986
Lannu likes to experiment. Eating teriyaki x every day and eating the pizza crust first then toppings is fucking bizarre. No offense.

>>8299995
take it back

>>8299981
No I'm not. It must seem like a psychologically pleasing way out if you can brand my comment as someone that's repressing.

>>8299995
Nim is weird. You should see some of the things shes said in private.

>>8299961
oh like fetish sex?
i repressed a decade too long bc stigma of transexuals. now ppl with my disability tell me to kms.

just kick my crutches and shoot me in the head.

a pie made from hrt

>>8299994
>pic
whos dat?

>go to happy hour with business school peoples
>all tens
>girls are nice and smiling
>they kick it off as a group and leave besties
>left alone with the boys

Welp

>>8300001
it was just a joke jeez lol

>>8300005
>You should see some of the things shes said in private.
Yeah, she's said some really lewd shit to me on discord too.

She said she wanted to cover me in teriyaki sauce and eat me like a piece of chicken.

>>8300001
Whatever

>>8300007
a pie made from spaghetti

>>8300017
>She said she wanted to cover me in teriyaki sauce and eat me like a piece of chicken.
Thats a lie

>>8300005
>>8299995
Trannies are weird

Hrt made all my farts really loud

>>8300019
spaghetti made from a pie crust

>>8300014
you wanted to be a boy
stop being dumb and have fun with the girls
or idk have sex with the boys

>>8300005
oh?
>>8300017
h-hot..

>>8300017
she said this to me as well

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>>8300021
>Thats a lie
I thought we were going to slander Nim together.

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>>8300023
same

>>8300001
crust cools quickly. best hot. anyone tried corn bread crust pizza?

>>8300030
Is it because there's more butt I just don't know

spaghetti but teriyaki sauce instead of tomato

My dad referred to me as his daughter yesterday
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>8300029
I would never say anything false though. Shes said some lewd things but she never said that.

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>>8300036
I really want that

>>8300034
Who cares you make bigger braps now

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>>8300030
>same
Those aren't your farts, those are just your posts.

I know it can be hard to tell the difference, since both stink.

>>8300036
congrats

>>8300035
n-no

tonight was teriyaki fish

>>8300038
I hope you get it someday, it feels so great

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>>8300002
NO
Also I'll make a teriyaki chicken pizza if it will sate you
>>8300001
>Lannu likes to experiment
in more ways than one :)
>>8299993
Curry pankcakes it is
Also it's p gud

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>>8300036
>tfw hvent talked to my dad in years

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>>8300041
hooooooooly fuck lmao

>>8300043
shh sweety just let it happen

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>>8300037
>I would never say anything false though
You're no fun. I hope you discover the pleasures of telling lies about Nim one day.

>>8300040
I didn't ask for this

>>8300037
>Shes said some lewd things
uhhh????

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>tfw creatively bankrupt at 18
Cut off my head and shit down my motherfuckin' neck
>>8300036
Never ever for meeeee

>>8300044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

>>8300036
feels good to have a loving father

>>8300052
Why would i lie about a friend?

>>8300047
>Curry pankcakes it is
The next time you make it can you take a picture? i want to know exactly what it is im agreeing to lol. Im like the pickiest eater on the planet but my gf loved making so much for me that i ended up eating it all anyways.

>>8300047
>I'll make a teriyaki chicken pizza if it will sate you
its going to be a whole chicken on top of a pizza with the cavity full of teriyaki sauce isnt it

>>8300047
make me a pizza and put the teriyaki chicken on the side okay?

moms been lookin at me worried lately

>>8300056
>Cut off my head and shit down my motherfuckin' neck
title of your memoir right there

tfw want to show friend my body in tight clothes and let him touch me
tfw scared he'll be too aggressive

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>>8300060
>Why would i lie about a friend?
Look, everyone here secretly enjoys being bullied. For some people, that's all they live for.

>>8300067
do tell

>>8300065
is it the skirts? or maybe the boys you bring around?

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>tfw no friends
Reminder to never trust Hispanics

>>8300068
i don't like being bullied!

>>8300065
rip
show her your boobs

>>8300067
if you're scared of him prob should not do it

>>8300074
no >:(

>>8300077
thats how you can tell you want it

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I wish someone would lovingly cover me in spaghetti..
>>8300060
Idk, think like a typical indian curry with some chickpeas and/or chicken and stuff on top of some pancakes. Idk I tried it with thai yellow curry and it was kind of ok but I think indian curry would hit the spot.
It's good to have someone to push you out of your comfort zone I used to be a super picky eater but then I dated that baker and he was a massive foody and I've since branched out a lot.
>>8300061
Damn don't talk about cavities full of sauce you're making me thirsty
>>8300063
>offered a peace offering
>won't accept
NO SYMPATHY

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>>8300077
Shut up, Nim. We're talking ABOUT you, not TO you.

>>8300075
You wont find any friends here not any real friends that you can depend on.

>>8300068
Its one thing to playfully rib someone and its anther thing to just make up things that some other people might actually believe.

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>>8300086
I've found a few.

>>8300084
i offered you a compromise wtf

>>8300082
I used to know this feel
Now she's disgusted with me

>>8300081
maybe its the makeup?
or the flawless girlvoice?
when are you getting your eyebrows done? when you're overseas?

>>8300075
I trust nim and Nicole and bean too I guess just maybe not if I had drugs around him

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is it too atypical to change my name to something related to citrus if i lived in Florida most of my life

>>8300082
You always post pictures that are by and for heterosexual men.

>>8300084
>push you out of your comfort zone
Push me out of my comfort zone then senpai. My stomach is ready.

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>>8300085
i-if it's about me i get to talk too!

>>8300095
...what were you thinkin

>>8300095
OJ? that name is kinda sullied now.

>>8300095
ooooo another florida trip

where?

>>8300087
you really think nim saying she wants to cover someone in teriyaki and eat them is something someone would believe

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>>8300092
RIP anon
what happened?
>>8300096
me on the right

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>>8300086
Yeah, I know that

>>8300000
>I wouldn't hurt her like that, I value our friendship too much
what did she mean by this

>>8300093
i don't own any makeup besides liner and my voice isn't passable yet!!

idk should i? i don't think it's a good idea to my eyebrows done until im out of the house

>>8300088
People that have been candid about you don't give such a good review. Then again you always live so far in your daily fantasy I don't expect you know the difference between real and role playing.

>>8300105
Yes.

I feel really uggly and mannish lately

>>8300026
Why tho, boys are so boring to look at and girls make my heart go tokitoki

what is a good black metal song to listen to

>>8300080
scared of all guys
i trust him but I worry still

>>8300069
idk thats kind of it
i'm about 99% sure he'd have sex with me if I initiated it based on comments he's made and clearly looking at me

if we'd get drunk together i'm sure something would happen honestly

>>8300103
Lee County, I partially live in MA now

>>8300101
I'm p much a ginger and short so I was considering Clementine

>>8300115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyfnp-ghaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyfnp-ghaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyfnp-ghaE

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>>8300082
This image is my life

>>8300099
Ever had japanese food? Like, not sushi but like izakaya and whatnot?

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>tfw boilboiling myself in the tun with scalding hot water
Name a better feeling homos

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>>8300084
>Spaghetti pizza
If you make spaghetti pizza ever again I'm going to go to our Union rep and file an official complain against you

>>8300065

Her """son""" has dick suckin lips t b h

>>8300116
Well whats your guys' situation? Do you want to have sex? Its natural to want to be a flirt.

>>8300117
Clementine is pretty damn cute t b h. Kinda snowflakey but not strippery

that feel when the cuddlust kicks in and you start getting fidgety

>>8300113
That's why they go for girls nights together. So they don't have to worry about the men that want to stare and go tokitoki.

>>8300119
oh

i dont like black metal then

>>8300113
just pretend the boys are your hot brother

>>8300117
https://youtu.be/D89GXGKD2I8

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>>8300110
ok

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>>8300087
>Its one thing to playfully rib someone and its anther thing to just make up things that some other people might actually believe.
Anyone who's dumb enough to take idle shitposting seriously on 4chan probably doesn't have opinions that matter very much anyway.

Sometimes I forget that the main problem with people's chromosomes here is that they apparently have an extra one though.

>>8300100
No, your opinion on this topic doesn't matter very much.

>>8300115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVVPzjQzI0
blackgrass

>>8300125
just because a person has big lips does not mean they were made for sucking dick!!

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>>8300106
You on the right.

>>8300120
>Ever had japanese food?
Only sushi and i hated it. Iv had chinese and thai but im assuming japanese is a lot different.
>>8300129
sorry. Thats typically what black metal sounds like

>>8300136
o-okay

Like, ok highs where I feel almost normal.
And low lows where thoughts in the background overencumber me like the tide.

I was invited to a bonfire with a bunch of ppl I don't know.
I'm really fucking anxious about going and probably won't b/c of how I look

>tfw no bf to slam your boipucci and call you a faggot

>>8300134
Don't be such a dreg.

>>8300121
that feels fuggen good honestly
I do it in the shower a lot

>>8300136
That's mean to those with Klinefelter's.

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>>8300138
>just because a person has big lips does not mean they were made for sucking dick!!

>>8300138
its ok nim girls can have dicks too.

>>8300142
Have they mentioned burning a witch? If so, yeah, you probably shouldn't go.

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who here likes pepe?

>tfw no /sci/ mtf gf

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>>8300144
ok

I don't think I'm gonna go.
My anti-anxiety meds work.... But makee sleepy after 2 hours b/c they were originally developed as an antihistamine.
So.
Alcohol wouldn't work.
And I'd probably go home crying, again.

>>8300147
>tfw have the biggest lips here

>>8300159
WRONG! SAD! why are you so conceited?

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>>8300152
The retarded pepes are my favorite.
>>8300156
You're a good girl <3

>>8300140
it's okay. ppl like different things.

>>8300137
thats fun

>>8300146
It's also true they're impaired.

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>>8300152
I like retarded pepe.
the other day I mailed something at the post office and the lady had to assemble the box for me and this is what I felt like.

>>8300126
>Do you want to have sex?
ye
he has a gf but she lives across the country
...he's said so many tiny things for months now, if I put on form-fitting clothes and sit near him on the couch i know something would happen...idk I feel weird about doing it kind of, i've never been in a position like this before

>>8300010
Don't know. She's just long legged and thin.

>>8300164
Doesn't Nim have Klinefelters?

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>>8300152
this me

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I'm bored and tired and sore from work.

What should I do?

Also I really want headpats rn

>>8300138
hey nim, have you ever imagined your thick lips rubbing up and down the shaft of a cock

even "accidentally"

>>8300106
Look at any of the replies to Zna recently

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>>8300124
You don't understaaand!
I am an artiste, the pizza is my canvas! You can't silence free expression!
>>8300140
Izakaya is a lot different. I mean I like sushi but desu sushi in alberta is kind of shit to begin with it's just too far from the coast to be fresh and affordable.

Izakaya is a bit like korean bbq in the sense you get lots of meat to throw on a grill and some sauces for dipping and stuff it's pretty awesome. Also there's just random dishes that are super common in japan that I grew pretty attached to when I was there, katsudon is a fav, it's fried pork cutlet in a rice bowl with partially set egg, broth and onions

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>>8300152
pepe is a hate symbol

>>8300140
Japanese food is delicious, and a good vegetarian option if you're a moralfag like me.

>>8300166
>he has a gf
whoa
being a homewrecker isnt cool
as cute as you two seem, he should end things with his gf if he wants to pursue things with you.

That said I probably would not take my own advice here. So. Take it for what you will. Keep us updated.

>>8300156
See listen to your rp friends and your latest train wreck of a relationship. Don't worry so much about the real world, you've never cared much about it before, why start now.

>>8300161
her lips are pretty fucking huge, you know shes black right

>>8300163
I dont even really like black metal desu.
>>8300165
>>8300152
>tfw thought it was pronounced peeepe and not pepay for the longest time until i head someone say it out loud last year
Its ok to bully me for that

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>>8300171
no why would i ever do that

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>>8300152
pepe is dead

apu has taken his place

>>8300154
I used to browse /sci/ a lot.

>>8300178
>morals
Kys

>>8300168
Rule one is don't trust what people here say about themselves.

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>>8300179
ok
>>8300172
Distance killed a relationship you felt strongly about and now you don't feel good enough?
>>8300162
I am nawt.

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>>8300181
i'm just idly curious

thank you for that very unconvincing answer

i miss when pepe was innocent and r9k was about helping aspies instead of making fun of them

Honestly, just thinking about it reels me back to any other social gathering where my gay male Queen of a wife always gets me clocked and at least 2 girls assume I'm her boyfriend and gender me male all night.
Being this fucking mannish doesn't help tho.
Life is on a repeat cycle of anxiety and no friends with nothing to do with anyone b/c I can't go with my wife b/c she's just a big flaming gay man rn.
......and I get clocked. Hard. No ambiguity.
Away from her, ppl assume I'm just an andro Butch girl.
>>8300151
Id bail on those accords as well.

>>8300178
>being a homewrecker isnt cool
i feel like I genuinely do have morals, but im not really a nice person

what responsibility is it of mine to make sure their relationship stays intact?

if anyone cheated on me i'd go ballistic but i'd blame him not who he's with...idk maybe im just trying to make it more ok in my head tho :/

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>>8300181
would you ever let a boy help you stretch?

>>8300186
Basically, except it wasn't entirely distance. It was me not being good enough for her

>>8300184
no

>>8300191
Sounds like rationalization to me. His gf living across the country, is it a LDR, or is she only over there temporarily?

>>8300173
>Izakaya is a bit like korean bbq in the sense you get lots of meat to throw on a grill and some sauces for dipping and stuff it's pretty awesome. Also there's just random dishes that are super common in japan that I grew pretty attached to when I was there, katsudon is a fav, it's fried pork cutlet in a rice bowl with partially set egg, broth and onions
:0 you have piqued my interests. Idk if i can resist the idea of that much meat in my mouth.

>>8300178
>apanese food is delicious, and a good vegetarian option if you're a moralfag like me.
im not a moralfag but desu im trying to eat less meat because im scared of testosterone these days.

>>8300185
i have never once said i have klinefelters

>>8300187
well stop being so idly curious!

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>>8300173

>>8300191
Most people feel they have morals or the moral high ground even if they don't. It's an inborn characteristic.

>>8300192
ive been doing stretches to get more flexible