Lesbian general: anime hijack edition
Because it's my birthday and we haven't had an anime opening post in a long time and I don't want the tumblrfats to have it. Post animesss and 2D Eastern waifus.
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i agree. maybe they wanted to include a short haired tomboy type. Maybe they just wanted a number of squares that creates a symmetrical shape. IDK. 16 is qt though. some of the other's are not so bad, probably just bad photos of them.
i've never deflowered a virgin. closest i've come is to be a bislut's first female partner. I really want to say something like pic related one day.
i was just telling the other anon that the "straight bois are all virgin because they never took real man cock." thing was making fun of what he said, it's not even a joke really i just wanted to point out that he completely missed the point
>live in the middle of nowhere
>decide to post an ad today to hook up with another girl
>me and my man want a third blah blah
>didn't read "no men no couples" at all
>am feminine, want feminine
>didn't read "I'm tomboy"
3rd and worst yet
>saw your ad want to eat pussy blah blah
>"I would love to trade culinary skills with you, if you find me attractive. For me, the taste of a woman's essence is my lifeblood."
I want to have a cute little Trump supporting anime grill gf.
his daughter is a sexy lady
Not when they're some trans flat chested trap like that...
Statistically speaking if you're from Europe/Australia anyways you do probably line up more with communism since your continents has been fucked to all hell (cept Switzerland) that odds are you fit the mass majority acceptance of an upper leftist ideology and pretend America is the big problem in the world and blame capitalism...but this all just statistically speaking you wouldn't happen you're clearly not this type of a person are you? Oh wait...
The hell are you on about. There's a difference between socialism and communism, but both are shit. Left assholes are pretty much hated everywhere, and it's the right wing which is in full force nowadays in pretty much every european country. How could you not know it? Oh, wait.
Well maybe it's less, but at least it's reasonable. Would you work hard to get to the top just so they take half of your money away? Not likely. Not that it matters because when you are making that much you have a team of people funneling your money offshore so you pay less. At least Trump's more reasonable amounts would not encourage that.
America is going down fast. The economy is shit. You can't expect it to grow when you are pushing away the big players.
I'd hope for the NSA but he's planning on cutting planned parenthood (don't worry be plans on introducing ACTUAL women's care facilities in its place) and a lot of brainwashing in the education program.
As much as I like trump, I rather he retire and enjoy the time he has left rather than trying to fix this bullshit. Bernie is old too, but as a career politician, he's probably used to disappointment.
Have you ever worked for the government? There's so much waste, bureaucracy and down right stupidity... Just thinking back on that makes me cringe.
It's not about collecting more, it's about spending in a manner that is smart. The resources are there, but they are being wasted.
You don't have to necessarily cut (even if there's a few things we could do without), rather restructure. Adding a bunch of new programs like Bernie proposes without fixing what is already there is like trying to build a castle on quicksand, sure he might paint a pretty picture during his campaign, but it's not gonna work.
Femgen here, we like anime too, any chance you'll share the thread?
You're mom does not care abour your birthday, nerd.
okay so it's my gf's birthday tomorrow and valentines at the weekend.
How do I gently break it to her that were just not working without upsetting her around important days.
We're really not compatible but she really really likes me. God only knows why
2d boys and girls look alike we can just throw in a dress and pretend they're girls
I actually like you guys. As a lipstick I am always on your guys board. Because the butches here don't get it. Their styles and taste are horrid.
>inb4 they only talk about dicks
>inb4 lipsticks aren't real or are bi
>no incentive to stay in the US
>jobs get outsourced
>Detroit becomes the average
This is why all the shit you buy is made in China and why it's so hard to get a decent job nowadays. Now add the fact that education is in the toilet and that healthcare is no better and you get a recipe for the perfect shit storm.
Those are like the worst dates to break up, uf, good luck!
Perhaps it sounds a bit absurd but I will buy her something (unexpensive) with the excuse "I even have part of your birthday present" so it does not feel like a) you do not want to waste/spend money and, therefore, the break-up b) you have been planning this (a long time) ahead
How long have you been dating anyway? Also, I would try to be as honest as possible because if you leave doubts (or, in this case, doors open), she might be trying again in the short future and it is always welcome to know exactly the reason.
I did the mistake of saying excuses and nope, not again.
And I am at a loss in my life. I DO know I want to go out with a woman (I dated a guy years ago, but it did not work and since then, I can only think of women as my suitable partner) but those dating websites or apps completely scare the heck out of me. I mean:
And I do not see it happening (meeting a new girl who might be a lesbian too) in my daily life and, on top of that, I do not like going to pubs (especially alone like it would have to be in this case because my friends…).
It is a headache, I am pretty much content with the rest of my life but I do not have anyone to share it. Sigh.
>I am pretty much content with the rest of my life but I do not have anyone to share it
Welcome to the club, where straight girls are everywhere and there's no lesbians in sight. And the dating websites are indeed pretty much awful. I'll still try okcupid but the few profiles I saw were frightening.
>And I do not see it happening (meeting a new girl who might be a lesbian too) in my daily life and, on top of that, I do not like going to pubs
Pretty much this.
Im no where close to any decent lesbian bars since I'm an expensive train journey outside the city.
As for the relationship, we've been together a few months now. The thing is, we're basically a perfect match on a lot of levels, other than sex drive.
Hers is insane and mine is almost nonexistant.
I've tried to force it and it just means that I end up having a shitty time and get really uncomfortable (and in one case breaking into tears halfway through and man, that's one fucking stellar way to ruin an evening).
She's tried to go without, and basically gets crabby about it.
She's convinced that Im depressed and that's why I have no drive, so she keeps trying to sell me on different ways to 'fix me' and its like... I dont know, it just doesnt feel really on, you know?
The whole thing is making her resent me for having no drive. She's said that she likes me enough to not care, but that just hasnt come across once. She skirts very fucking close to guilt tripping, and I dont think she does it deliberately but it keeps happening.
This, combined with 'you should try these antidepressants, they might help' just make me resent everything in turn.
It's just kinda turning toxic.
I mean its fucking first world problems as fuck I guess, it's just making the whole thing feel like it has no future.
Well shit, I'm sorry for you two. I don't know how I would react if my girlfriend didn't have any sex drive, since mine is pretty high. Plus, I didn't touch anyone for nearly 4 years so I would probably be a little crazy on this side.
If you really want to break up, maybe you should wait a little, because doing this near her birthday and Valentine's day would be pretty nasty.
I don't think so. I'll try another one, but last time I put my profile on it it was either men, straight bitches with boyfriends, butches, or camwhores.
Yeah, I feel that.
On the one hand I really dont want to do it now, on the other hand I feel like if I dont I'm just kinda stringing her along under false pretenses and that doesnt feel right at all.
I dont fucking know what to do at all, especially since atop all this I have that little voice saying >just deal with it, youll never meet someone you match this well with again
>What western country doesn't have some socialism?
>This is why all the shit you buy is made in China and why it's so hard to get a decent job nowadays
Everything is made in china due to "most favored nation status.", trade deals, trade pacts, and the plutocrats bought and paid for dropping of taxes and restrictions on capital leaving the country. Oh, and Wal-Mart went and started pricing down merchandise they were buying. They would take a USA sourced buyer, and tell them we can get this at $x from China, meet that price. Of course those prices were less than could be made here in the USA. So, lots of small manufacturers up and moved to China, or got crushed by China imports.
But it is even infuriating because many of us are in the same boat and yet, the situation remains the same. And I am not only referring to this board, I also visited a lesbian forum from my country and they share this very same sentiment.
So, after a bit of retrospective, I am the culprit. I mean, If all the lesbians that I would like to date act in the same fashion as I do… It is completely normal that I cannot find them because I feel like I am hiding. Yeah, I do many activities in my routine, but none of them are remotely related to dating a girl and I do not see the chance to do so: in the library? On the underground? And all my friends are heterosexual except one, but he is a guy and I feel like they are completely different worlds. And how do I know if that girl is interested in other girls (and then being interested in me, but that is an universal problem)? I do not even live in a small city!
I do not want to "mark" myself with a rainbow flag on my purse (well, I carry a backpack, but it does not sound cool), but I totally need to be more open in order to change this.
That sounds harsh. To be honest, I understand both positions, but I am also worried about your lack of sex drive if she is a perfect match for you (I would understand if you were tired of the relationship or her but that is not the case apparently). Before starting going out with her, how did you feel? About sex or even yourself or, of course, the most important question: do you find her attractive, right? Because you seem quite certain that depression has nothing to do with it, so try a different approach.
For example, these past years I have been so focused on my studies that I barely had time to think of relationships or sexual encounters. But nowadays it is a completely different matter.
So I do not know if you have something in your mind or you are stressed out and that makes you unable of wanting sex.
I write too much, sorry!
I think she's really great, she's fun to spend time with. It's just that most every conversation somehow comes around to how im 'obviously depressed', or talking about sex, which kinda kills things.
As for attractiveness, she's cute. It's hard to say, because when I look at it, Im not really attracted to anyone.
I can look at someone and say "Yeah, she's pretty" or whatever, but I dont really feel a particular draw.
Before meeting her, I felt... fine, really. I was a bit frustrated with work, but other than that life was good. Good friends, good times.
Now, I'm stressed out from worrying about how to have this conversation with her, about the fact that Im apparently an awful girlfriend and the only way to fix it is drugs, and the fact that if I mention it I feel like I'll just get guilt tripped.
If you mean like, 'did you have a sex drive before meeting her', not really honestly. I barely even masturbate, couple of times a month at most.
>It is completely normal that I cannot find them because I feel like I am hiding
Same here. I don't want to wear a damn rainbow to show I'm a lesbian, and all my relations are straight and don't know a single lesbian. I work in a company who employs 60/90 persons, and I'm the single gay one in all of this. That's depressing.
The few girls who could be interested in me are always straight, and there's no gay bar where I live, not to mention the awful internet dating scene. Fucking hell.
>and the only way to fix it is drugs
No, therapy only can work, but therapy with a short term prescription of antidepressants has been generally shown to be best. Antidepressants alone often doesn't work.
Yeah, exactly, thats pretty much been what I've tried to say, but she's adamant that i just gotta go on whatever fucking drug and then I'll suddenly be a horny sex freak and we'll be happily ever after.
What's most important is to figure out what is causing the depression, and work on that. If you can't find that, then maybe try some EMDR on the emotions you dig up. That's a kinda shot in the dark, but I found I helped me on some of the earlier stuff, and I also dug up some nasty shit that I totally suppressed. I ended up having more than a few things. It took a few years, but I can now see having a gf again.
Anon, you might actually have depression. Or just sex anxiety, because it's really not normal to start crying part way through sex. Have you sought any treatment at all, or do you just resent her for trying to help you out? If you have gotten treatment, and this is just how you are, then she's in the wrong, but you sound like the more selfish one with the story you're telling.
Sometimes people really do have a disorder and Tumblr can fuck right off with their sex politic that discourages investigation and treatment.
You totally remind me of this character: http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_feelings_we_all_must_endure_ch02#16
According to what you said, it feels like you are talking about a friend rather than your girlfriend. Why did you start going out with her? Do you feel prepared to maintain a relationship?
Those questions are not aimed to make you feel guilty though, because, as you said, that is only giving you more pressure and accomplishes nothing, but you need to find the root of those problems. And, honestly, this is not about her, there is something that you need to sort it out.
Perhaps it is not depression and it is apathy or even a physical issue, but I would recommend you to seek professional advice (not drugs) before anything.
Being a lesbian is a curse. Period.
I did not even mention the place where I will do my internship because it is so small (around 5 employees). When I see so many anons in the same situation, I am tempted to say forget everything and let's go out for a drink together.
Hahaha. Nope. But I learnt British English at highschool so I will say lorry driver, football referring to soccer and those horrible words from time to time.
That's the thing though - I dont think Im depressed. Im usually pretty happy.
She thinks that Im depressed and wants me to go on ADs.
It only happened the one time, but yeah, I figured it wasnt normal.
I've never really sought treatment for it, I've never really just felt particularly bad about it until now. And I dont resent her for trying to help, not in the slightest. The issue is just that she brings it up constantly, like every conversation it'll come in somehow. And I guess I kinda resent on some level being told repeatedly that I have a problem becuase Im not on the same page as her / guilt tripped into having sex.
No, you're right, it is more like a very close friendship when you look at it. She's said that herself. And I guess it's not wrong, but I just never really had much of an issue with that sort of thing. It's just been what I am/have since always.
Sorry anon, ill go. Didnt mean to get on people's nerves.
Shit, I wish. I live in one of the PIGS countries. Although I want to move away from here once I have finished my degree. Still, I am sure I would have the same luck with women, no matter where I am!
All this talk of /pol/ and mental health... Wtf happened to waifu thread?
Pic related is mine. I'm currently reading the manga for the first time, but she was my waifu from the visual novel. My heart still goes doki doki
I was also listening to GLaDOS monologues yesterday evening and hnnng, forgot how sexy that voice is. I clearly have a 2D type - intelligent, over powered abusive bitches who want me dead but show the occasional bit of vulnerability. Absolutely delicious.
I downloaded Tinder a couple of hours ago. Surprised by the amount of actually decent looking girls in there. But I'm not hoping for anything beyond the ego boost of getting people to swipe right on my profile.
I'm starting to suspect I'm death inside.
>I dont think Im depressed. Im usually pretty happy.
Trauma was making me be depressed, and anti depressants didn't work on it.
>I've tried to force it and it just means that I end up having a shitty time and get really uncomfortable (and in one case breaking into tears halfway through and man, that's one fucking stellar way to ruin an evening).
Eek! Seek a therapist. To many things that are possibilities for that. I'd put trauma at the top, and then anxieties a bunch lower.
3DD world overrode it.
Lol nigga you have a tumblr S. So stfu and second of all sounds like you're the only dude here. Seems you should cut the testosterone though. Hey wait...there's your new name. T!!! Now please leave 4chan. The trannies are more attractive than you.
>guy at work says we should be steam friends
>if I friend him he'll see that all i follow is lesbian groups, all I play is lesbian games, and all I leave is lesbian reviews
Literally babby's first idol, Makifags are composed of plebs new to anime and/or yuri (muh NicoMaki) that feel amazed by the shitty tsundere archetype.
Going against the grain of things here. I don't think you're depressed, I think you just have a low sex drive (or one lower than hers). If that's just how you are and she can't accept it, then you're not a match. The only alternative I can think of is that you wait and hope for bed death, but that's not really fair to either of you, especially if she makes you feel that guilty for months before letting up. She's trying to date a you that doesn't exist at the moment, and might never exist.
You shouldn't be having sex because you feel guilty. Fuck, that's why some women don't leave their husbands and suffer years of hetero sex as a marital duty. Likewise, she shouldn't have to tone down her sex drive because you're on a different wavelength. There is no normal sex drive we're all supposed to adhere to and when there was queermoids kept bucking that standard anyway. A sudden change in sex drive is usually more indicative of a problem than having the same one, or growing into one. Guilt isn't a good way to grow into a sex life, and someone trying to "fix" your sexuality should make you run like they want to send you to pray out the gay camp. If she can't respect your boundaries, leave her and respect your own boundaries.
A hurr hurr fucking durr, since we're apparently just devolving into spitting out cliches. Hypoarousal is fixable, and your gf is not going to be driven off by you expressing more affection and attraction towards her. There is something wrong with your biology. Fix it.
Lesbianism was "fixable" quite recently too. Maybe we should rape the asexuals; they're just medical freaks in need of electrical stimulation. People have different sex drives, and unless they are unhappy with it, or unless it's a sudden change in sex drive like that anon said, it's medically unethical to intervene *just because their partner is unhappy*.
Anon has a point, while your point has been made by many people throughout history we now consider rapists. Stop judging people who have different sexualities to yours; it's ugly and really not medically advised by anyone ethical. Her partner isn't right for wanting more sex, for pressuring her into sex, or for trying to "fix" someone who is happy with their sex drive to her sex drive. Lots of men aren't happy with lesbians not taking their dick and consider that hypoarousal or abnormative sexualities. We shouldn't be drugging ourselves to please them either, even though heterosexuality is exponentially more normal than lesbianism.
Asexuals are literally one of three things: hormonally imbalanced, nutritionally deficient, or comorbid with a mental disorder. You couldn't have chosen a worse example if you had tried. Lesbians couldn't be "fixed" before. Low sex drive can. It's even fairly easy. There's a world of difference between "almost never feels okay about having sex" and not wanting it as often as someone else.
She's concerned about her girlfriend pressuring her into sex, not her hormones. You should be worried her girlfriend is abusive, not that there is something wrong with her.
I wouldn't pressure a girl into taking drugs to get my rocks off. I wouldn't stay with someone who pressured me into sex or into drugs either. Her partner is being selfish and you are blaming her biology. It raises my hackles, and, I think, justifiably so.
>change orientation = fix sex drive
If I had a gf that was really into sex and I was not particularly interested in it, but could change that I would. It's not like the recommended treatment is electroshock, just living a healthy life, which we should all try regardless.
>Depending on the cause, possible treatments include: Healthier lifestyle choices. Improve your diet, get regular exercise and enough sleep, cut down on the alcohol, and reduce stress.
Other treatments are taking hormonal birth control, talking about anxieties around sex, and working on strengthening spontaniety with your partner. Wow, anon was right, this is fucking satanic. Down with therapists, class war now!
Basically, >>5711072 can eat shit, but even that horrible mess is probably something she can't get into.
Electrical stimulation has greater success rates for asexuals than nutrition or hormones.
>Lesbians couldn't be "fixed" before
They could, and, the ones it didn't work on got "fixed" in the sense we use for pets. Very few of them got that far, and fewer still managed to maintain they were still lesbian after.
Low sex drive and how well fixed it can be in women recently has made a lot of medical ethics committees because, according to drugs companies, the majority of women have low sex drives which need fixing. Most ethics and diagnostic committees worth their salt have said that is not the case.
What matters is whether you like your current sex drive or not. That is the main indicator not just of a healthy sex drive, but a healthy sense of self. This idea there is one sex drive, medicine has worked out what it is, and can now prescribe pills accurately is absolute rubbish.
People are so in love with the idea that there's a pill for that, they want to give pills to people who are perfectly happy because other people don't want them to be happy without fitting this supposed "medical model". The medical model, outside of those who are deeply indebted to drugs companies, has said this is not the case. Even the FDA, who have terribly lax procedures, are slow to approve drugs for it, because most drug companies have estimated that 60% of the population are sick, which is a meaningless definition of sick.
If she's happy with her sex drive, then she doesn't need to see a doctor for it. No, not even if someone else is unhappy with her sex drive, like some angry lesbians ITT would like her to.
>If I had a gf that was really into sex and I was not particularly interested in it, but could change that I would.
You worry me, anon. Would you lessen your sex drive if you had a gf who had a lesser sex drive and could chemically alter yours to want sex less? Either way, this seems like self-devaluation which would be unhealthy in a relationship.
Hello ladies, yes I am a doctor. Feel free to show me your butts for I am a doctor.
Or upset with your bald hypocrisy and conspiracy theories. You know, "don't seek treatment for this thing that is interfering with your life" is just as much medical advice as "you're displaying all kinds of symptoms and you don't need to live like this." Hippy.
Our butts, as in the butts attached to us, or our butts as in the butts we have collected because reasons?
You mean the girl I've been seeing for seven years and plan to marry? Same as mine. You might be interested in reading the book by the editor of the previous DSM edition, Alan Fletcher, called "Saving Normal". Not everyone is ill, but statistically lesbians are more abusive than other sexualities, so I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone to rape.
You're really convinced I must not be having sex to think it's okay if this girl doesn't give in to her gf's sex drive. How unimaginative an argument.
You seem to have plenty of time for the other books he edited.
>Food for thought
You sound frustrated and pretty rapey along with ignorant and accusatory. I'm pretty sure I don't want to eat anything that comes from you.
For the record we aren't trans. Being effeminate and looking feminine don't equate to wanting to be a woman.
>What matters is whether you like your current sex drive or not.
add this to it
>and it is causing you significant distress.
>there's a pill for that
is a really bad meme out in society.
>Would you lessen your sex drive if you had a gf who had a lesser sex drive and could chemically alter yours to want sex less?
It's not the same. A low sex drive is actually a medical condition. If I had a super high sex drive and my partner had a lower one I'd just take care of myself or something.
When you care for someone you are willing to do shit for them. Taking care of your health is not even a mayor sacrifice, unlike moving to a different country, which is something way more extreme, and yet people wouldn't find it weird.
I think you might need help, too. Not a sex therapist, though. Just a psychiatrist. Where the ever-loving fuck did you get any of that, stupid? Do you run only on accusations and strawmen at this point? Do you have the /pol/ disease? Does it matter what I type, or do you just need the blue box to project on?
Hypersexuality is the disorder you're forgetting about. They get arrested a lot for obvious reasons.
The reason I'm worried is because most people don't have such a changeable sense of self that they could change their sex drive to suit someone else.
Part of being in a relationship is compromise, but both of those hypotheticals aren't compromises because it assumes one partner to be normal and the other to be abnormal. It's not healthy for the majority of people to change their sex drives. It's an unnatural state, and it sounds like you'd self sacrifice rather than compromise. Someone who moves state out of self sacrifice rather than as a compromise between equal partners I wouldn't think would be looking for an equal relationship and probably would need a partner to define their sense of self.
Sometimes that's fine, but when it gets to the point of taking drugs/having surgery/medical intervention in order to self sacrifice... I'd worry the self sacrifice is pathological, not that your sex drive or living out of state was pathological.
(I don't mean you in particular, and some people are very happy subsuming themselves to a dominant partner's personality, but there's definitely room for self abuse and unhealthy relationships with yourself and others in that.)
Yes, dear, let it all out.
Severely underrated post.
But I'm no talking about just changing your sex drive to please someone else, rather to fix a medical condition that will likely fuck up any relationship you might want to have n the future, because everything else aside, not many people would want a relationship where sex is only once a month at best. And like I said before treatment is not even that bad, just being healthy and maybe some therapy or birth control.
And there's nothing wrong with making some sacrifices as long as you are not the only one going above and beyond to preserve the relationship. This applies to many things in life actually. You sacrifice time with your friends to study; you sacrifice getting certain tattoos or haircuts for a job; you sacrifice acting like a total fag for a few hours to keep a family reunion civil... Life is not ideal or fair, adapting is necessary.
Hyposexuality, like hypersexuality, is defined by it having a negative impact on the person in more spheres of life than with just one partner. Once it needs to be medically treated, because it's causing the patient distress, not their partner, it's good that it's treated. However, your partner pressuring you into sex isn't distress which can be treated as hyposexuality. That's an abusive relationship, not something wrong with the person with the lower sex drive. Having a lower sex drive than your partner has never been a symptom of hyposexuality, otherwise one in two people would have it since very few people are evenly matched, and distress from your partner pressuring you into sex should be something you rule out before considering hyposexuality. Lots of people don't want to have sex when they're being forced into it. It doesn't set the mood. The therapy there is that you talk to the abusive partner, and maybe prescribe them drugs.
On the sacrifice part, some compromise is good, but self sacrifice can become a very unhappy way of life for a lot of people. Questions like, "Would you get implants to make your partner happier?", get more split opinions than a question like, "Would you take a pill to make your partner happy?", because people regard one as more invasive, long term, and extreme than the other. Birth control's risks are underplayed by a lot of people, but synthetic hormones aren't without risks. Some people are willing to accept those risks, but usually because birth control isn't generally given with well informed consent. If you phrase the question like you have to when giving HRT to trans people as "Would you risk DVT, stroke, cancer, and cardiac arrest to achieve your goal?" more women might pause longer before saying yes. As it is, birth control is probably the drug women will lie the most about their risks to get since it can't be prescribed to heavy smokers if they're young, or light smokers over certain ages: even klonopin has fewer.
>tfw no signum gf
Alpha personality + feminine appereance is best.
As long as it is not like pic related, it should not be that bad.
And I downloaded an app but this is not for me. I do not even dare to upload a photo, much less talking to a girl. There are some women who are so near my place that it is a bit scary. I guess I am too closeted at the moment…
At least there's lesbians in your area. The ones in okcupid are at more than 50km of mine, but it doesn't really matter anyway since they're absolutely not my style. The worst in all of this is that there's lesbians where I live, but I don't know a single one, and it seems like they're in a secret club. And the only person who knows lesbians at my work place refuses to let me meet them.
To put it short, she had a crush on me 4 years ago. I didn't understand she was interested in me so she hated me for it, said some shit in my back, ruined the few chances I had with her bitch friend (who was teasing me all this time and I was in love with her), and found a boyfriend few months later. Everything went back to normal and we're more or less in good terms, but she'll never let me meet her friends.
>As long as it is not like pic related, it should not be that bad.
Oh man every time I remember that was a thing, I lose it all over again.
And honestly, a lesgen meetup would just end up being a group of very shy very quiet neets, and like two or three more outgoing ones having their pick.
If I were to win the lottery I'd make it come true. It really does sound like it'd be epic.
>not buying a mansion in the countryside to accommodate your harem.
It was some tumblr convention.
It went hilariously wrong.
The people who ran it basically took loads of money and gave people what amounted to an empty room with a ball pit in it.
Which someone pissed in.
Me too, but more than a harem I think of it as a lesbian version of the Playboy mansion, were hot girls can party and hang around or maybe like a private "the bachelor /lesgen/ edition". Idk it could play out a few different ways.
I'm working 12 hours a day lately and my family got a bunch of problems so I'm pretty worn out and stressed. It doesn't help that I'm alone.
Sleeping, reading and watching movies will be nice for the week-end.
Well, if this isn't some proof of the wrong kind of lurking, I don't know what is.
I have the biggest crush on my lesbian friend, but she has a crush on a straight girl. She acts super flirty with me too though, more than with our other friends. I don't know what to do.
Then show your affection openly, so she knows you're not being flighty and mistaking friendship for desire. She'll move from the impossible straight girl and start thinking about you in the dead of night.
>I don't know what to do.
convert the straight girl
make her fall in love with you
rub it in your crush's face
dump the straight girl
murder them both
women are a nuisance, the truth will set you free
my partner and I got indian take-out after taking care of some errands
along with enjoying that we're gonna finalize plans for valentines day and look through the houses we're considering getting
>tfw trying to set a 3rd date with this gorgeous girl with green eyes and looks like shes a pin up girl from the 1940s
I need to not fuck this up because I am gonna be so pissed at myself if I do. Its been a whole year of being single and I want a fucking cute gf again.
3rd date ideas? We've done stargazing, gone to the art museum, visited her friends taxidermy shop, and I need to figure something out that is on the same or even better level of cute
>had a crush on straight girl
>lesbian friend acted flirty with me
>be socially inept so don't realize she likes me
>continue to crush on straight girl
>straight girl gets prego
>lesbian friend moves on and starts dating another friend
>I'm still single
Hmm..why would straight men want to transition to women when they can just date women when they are men? It doesn't make sense to me if anything, you''re gonna end up rejected by actual lesbians if you tried dating them as trannies, you're better off just staying as a man to date any straight girl you want, which are plentiful.
Gender is related. You can see that in how 90 percent of girls are straight, probably more than that actually. We lesbos are anomalies. I'm personally ok with that.
Transbians in large numbers don't make sense. But then it's 4chan and I do believe it's often the worst of the worst so whatchu expect.
That's just stupid. If what you're trying to argue had any truth to it, gay men would transition; FTM would never like dudes; we wouldn't see majority heterosexuality in the trans community, and so on. You have no premise. It's simply idiotic, there's no other description. It contradicts itself.
Nearly all women would be more accurately described as bisexual, but it would be even more accurate to say homosexual, heterosexual and bisexual are paradigms for masculine sexuality and sexual behavior is a sexually dimorphic feature in humanity.
Heterosexuality is a defect. I swear, when I am elected president I will eradicate all traces of heterosexuality and women will be free to embrace as nature requires, as God intended.
i need your help grills.
i am going to classes with a rather butchy girl (full baby dyke mode... but weve all been there) and she seems to be into one of the teachers as far as i can tell. and if my interpretation of things isnt completly wrong, said teacher makes fun of her in rather nasty ways.. (playing with her emotions)
1) mind my own buisness as usual and let things happen
2) stand up for her and tell teacher to back the fuck off
3) start to fuck her untill she will get over this (but for this option you need to know that she is absolutely NOT my typ. the oposite of my type..)
Then just don't get involved.
Otherwise it is possible to be nice to a person and just be acquaintances. If the stuff the teacher is saying to her is really bothering you just casually tell her not to take it to heart too much and you dont like the way the teacher is handling it.
If you care, go up to the teacher and tell her you don't think Its right that this girl gets special treatment. It doesn't have to be true, but it Will cause wanted affect. The teacher will lay off, and bby dyke won't look stupid all the time
Yeah but also consider the fact telling the teacher to lay off her even if it's nicely, can effect her grades if the teacher is spiteful enough which isn't worth it. Think about it, if she picks on that girl she'd do it to her. Also if the girl is dumb enough to fa for that shit it's her own fault. She'd probably get all pissed off for her stepping in anyways.
Id say mind your own business and let the girl learn a life lesson on her own.
She really is. If God approved of interracial relationships I would marry her.
In the grand scheme of things, we're all just memes.
I guess it would have to be done threw the girl then.
Said girl doesn't have to fuck her, i think all she has to do is kiss her or get one of her friends to kiss her and the desired affect should still happen
I knew we'd be relevant someday.
Poor umi always getting sandwiched
Getting between the canonical EliNozo is absolutely haram desu
Nozo confessed to eli in the official CD drama btw. You mad.
Btw Umi didnt like it when honkey got fat no way she's attracted to Nozomi.
>anime is for losers
Woah, how had you get to that conclusion.
Anime is fine. When taken in small doses, it is acceptable. LL isn't fun or funny or even pretty. But this is how we cull the weak.
>LL isn't fun or funny or even pretty
and you isnt a faggot
>watching that bisexual crap
No way. You biscum need to be put down.
>ranting about bisluts
Yeah no, you're the bislut here. Nice falseflag.
That IS Risa.
Miya is really just a cunt and needs to go.
I know that was Risa, although I can only tell because of the bigass ribons, otherwise that might as well have been Sayuri.
Miya is too alpha for your beta cuck self to understand, that's why you hate her.
thats the entire demographics of this board so you aint missing anything
Go ahead, keep projecting you little shit. I'm not typing in new names to placate your autism.
>being this buttmad
Wow, does being called tumblr really triggers you so much? Why don't you go back there?
>She's a dork.
That's what makes her cute. I guess I just find dorkyness cute, and it's cute and kind of heartwarming watching a new couple being awkward and dorky together.
Meanwhile Miya's just a cunt, and she's not even anything like Homura. If she was more like Homu I'd probably have liked her more.
Buy this and learn what that is. Because "mad" and "disgusted" can be mutually exclusive.
You are so fucking autistic that you can't understand other people know that. That's not the point, moron. It's about social effect and emotional response, something a dumb bulb like you could never grasp, so don't even bother. God, Kek, you aren't even half as smart as you think you are.
>banned words easily to bypass will somehow make people reflect
You're stupid. People can even bypass an IP ban to continue shitposting, for fucks sake.
You're probably a psychology major or something.
Miya's way of caring about her woman just puts a pretty bad taste in my mouth. Not only does she act like a cunt most of the time, she also pretty much tried to force Risa into sex when she said she wasn't ready.
But whatever makes you happy.
At first Homo tried to do what she thought it was better for Madoka but now she doesn't care anymore and just does what will satisfy her desire of being with Madoka regardless of her feelings.
Homu is like a friendzoned guy.
/co/ isn't a tumblr refuge, you really need to stop believing the words of whatever site warrior spaz shits the bed in front of you. You can check the archives, they've always been like that.
Yes, I was always a tomboy. I remember the mom of a friend commenting that I was going to have a hard life, because I was more interested in playing sports with the boys... guess she was right.
Maybe. I thought that I was not, but after giving it some thought, I think I was a bit manlier: always around guys (as friends I mean), never wearing skirts or interested in make up, playing with consoles, lego and action man… I even remember that a girl from my first school told me once that I should try to be more feminime so I could hang out with them…
And I still refuse to wear skirts, heels or make up, so I have not changed that much apparently.
I like skirts and some makeup but heels can fuck right off. They're the worst. They literally mangle your foot and damage your achilles tendon, they're torture. Such a stupid, flighty thing born from stupid, exploitative impulses. Even if tall women are really, outrageously, distractingly hot, heels just aren't worth it at all.
I pointed out to my girlfriend that it was Valentine's Day before we parted. She acted all cutesy in response which was amusing but right after good nights she said Those Words. We've been dating a few months and I've known her for years and then she said IT. I got completely flustered and said she was lying and messed up saying "good night" again twice. Then she left.
She thought it was endearing.
My heart is going to kill me. I think I can hear my blood. Was it just because of the holiday? Could she really mean it? I was the one that confessed romantic inclinations that got us together in the past, but this is a whole different level. It could just be turnabout. It's a cruel way to tease, but she might do it.
>spending money on expensive food instead of whores
Yep. They actually make yours legs more beautiful as well as a more prominent butt although I feel like it is all a façade. I am pretty average but I have to accept it and heels are not going to help me out.
Add to that jamón serrano an omelette, tomato and a slice of rustic bread. It tastes great and is simple.
>hated having to wear a skirt everyday for school uniform
>played football and shit with boys a lot but two best friends were girls
>asked mom every Christmas/birthday for some kind of remote control truck
>would only ever get more Barbie dolls and sometimes Chem sets
>as a result would try to pretend they were more fun, like pretending they were paratroopers or rock climbers or military experiments
>ken would only ever be an usher or caterer on the rare occasion I pretended my barbies were getting married
>remember hearing grandma talk mom out of enrolling me in an all girls school, because its full of dykes, and "anon could stand to be away from that type"
>just remembered grandma saying she prays for me more, because I'm special and she hopes that will make me start acting like a girl
What the shit, why am I sad now
Things like this make me realise how nice my parents were about the fact that I was so horrendously obviously gay my entire childhood.
I'm sorry anon.
If it helps, all-girls school was a nightmare of crushing on everyone and feeling guilty as shit the entire time.
It's weird how I forgot that shit my grandmother said until now. I'm technically not out to my family. It's essentially an open secret, and I just assume they talk shit behind my back, like they do for my cousin who is also super obviously gay, but technically in the closet. Oh well.
I was already feeling guilty anyway so might as well have been completely surrounded by chicks. The high school I did go to was just up the road from the girls high school, because mine was the boys only school they converted into co-ed ages ago. So I would walk by the girls' school, every day, and just be enamored by how pretty everyone there was. B-but I wasn't gay, I just thought girls were pretty and wanted to kiss them! As a friend!
Yeah, that was exactly it.
"I'm just like this becaus there's no boys about! Ha-haha..ha..."
I mean shit even then I knew it wasn't true but I tried to believe it.
When I hit sixth form the boys and girls schools shares classes so I ended up with more classes at the boys school and was very very quickly persuaded that yeah, I was gay as hell.
And I'm sorry about your family anon, that's shitty as hell.
It's all cool. My mom's way better now, it's mostly my grandma who's terrible. And i'm the one who fixes up her house, so what's she going to do once I find my qt bride? I'm the only one who my grandpa taught to fix things and she doesn't trust anyone else in her house. Her paranoia over paying Mexicans will beat me liking girls any day.
Nice, well on the way.
My gran is hilariously racist so o wondered how she'd react when she found out I was dating a Chinese girl a few years back, and her reaction was "it's fine, that's the good kind of asian, not the brown kind."
Yeah, same as every day else here by the looks of it.
Hated wearing skirts/dresses, even at the age of 2 I'd chuck tantrums at the prospect. Always hung out with the boys, the friendships I formed with girls were closer to infatuations on my side. Played sports and vidya all the time and hated 'girly' toys.
Funny thing is it didn't even click till I was 18.
Did anyone else say they had a crush on whoever the most innocuous boy in class was just so people would stop bugging you, because you HAD to like someone?
>you like Steve? He's so boring!
>well, bitch, you'd freak if I told you how many lewd thoughts I have about you in your cheerleading uniform, so Steve it is
>my female friends were already talking about boys and sex at the age of 16, while I was just playing games without a care of the world.
My friends started around 12. Gross.
I thought it was a big joke that I just didn't get. All the way until I was 17.
I remember "dating" (we never even hold hands or anything, just played vidya after school sometimes) my best friend, who was a scrawny little nerd guy, so they stooped pestering me about it, because in their minds you couldn't just hang out with a dude and not like him.
>Add to that jamón serrano an omelette, tomato and a slice of rustic bread. It tastes great and is simple
That way is also good but right now I'm having the ham in a slice of bread with spices with blue cheese on the bottom, olive oil and a bit of balsamic vinegar. It's fucking delicious.
>because in their minds you couldn't just hang out with a dude and not like him.
Believe it or not, I got this at university.
I thought 18-22 year olds would be more mature, but apparently not.
One of my class-mates was into all the same shows and games as me, so we hung out a lot, and half the class just assumed we were fucking.
Despite knowing I was gay. And in a relationship.
I dont fuckin know man.
>Despite knowing I was gay. And in a relationship.
Why is it so hard for straight people to believe you are not interested in any guy, at all? I see all my guy friends and even if they are good looking I can't see them as anything other than buddies, just the thought of going beyond that is disturbing, like wanting to fuck your brother.
I love blue cheese in sandwiches or hamburgers, I'm so envious. Especially if I compare it to my dinner that consisted of a bowl of cereals with milk. I am a lazy scum.
I am supposed to be or feel so many things that I could not care less nowadays. Also, I got a cold so the vita and my bed have been my partners this whole day.
You're favorite shirobako a slut. At least LL! grills are pure.
Even though I bought many doujins of MakixNico (without watching a single episode), I have to agree with this. In general, I find the idol thing tasteless (to say the least) and I only liked it in "Perfect Blue".
Pic related is my favourite character of all the anime I have watched so far. Sadly, she is all over that guy whose name I cannot even remember. Although the red headed chick is also a good candidate.
Ah, been a while since I watched KnK. Was young too. Have to re-watch it some time. But yeah, the female characters were pretty badass.
Can recommend Fate/Zero. It's a prequel to Fate/stay night but I'd simply ignore F/sn and go straight to F/Z. F/sn basically started out as an erotic VN so it contains spurious amounts of sexualization and undignifying its female characters. F/Z doesn't do that nearly as much. These play in the same universe (or multiverse) as Kara no Kyoukai, by the way, though there's no cross-over in the characters who appear if I remember correctly.
Saber in particular is awesome in F/Z.
>Spotted the tranny.
Wow, close. I'm actually a dude who came here because anime, though like lots of animefags I have a bit of AGP.
How did you know? I'm genuinely curious.
Also didn't mean to pretend or anything. I just had to post because anime.
>How did you know? I'm genuinely curious.
Men really love the Fate franchise for some reason.
Ah, makes sense. I'd think it's mostly because of Fate/stay night because it's hyper-sexualized otaku-pandering shit, but it could be that Fate/Zero is also mostly "boy's stuff" in some ways. I guess it's mostly about men: from the 7 master/servant pairs who make up most of the main cast, literally every master is male (though in the case of 2 there are women co-mastering the servant), and only 1 of the servants is female (and one is gender agnostic).
Saber's really amazing (and her relationship with Irisviel is sweet) but I figure it might not be reason enough to watch it.
>I still don't understand why men love to watch stuff filled with handsome dudes in them.
Because you can identify with one/some of them?
Kiritsugu is like my soul-mate. ;_;
Also because the story, action, etc. can be pretty cool... Many reasons.
I hope you're not trying to say that the Umineko anime is good.
Haven't watched Fate, but the Umineko anime is shit. Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
I haven't watched the Fate anime either but I still believe the Umineko anime is better.
Still not buying that, but okay.
I'm positive anything is better than Fateshit cancer, even the Umineko anime.
>Sounds pretty homo τβη
It doesn't really include any erotic feelings but I'm mostly purified of homophobia at this point and would totally cuddle with and kiss Kiritsugu so w/e.