Lesgen: Upcoming Valentines Edition
Tell me lesgen, who is your Valentine?
Are you doing anything special?
If you're single, what are your plans?
>Tell me lesgen, who is your Valentine?
>Are you doing anything special?
>If you're single, what are your plans?
Probably watch hella anime and get drunk. Maybe I'll even cry a little. It's going to be dank as fuck.
My plan for this year was to ask my crush out on a date.
She has an exam on the 15th though, and is always quite stressed about them, so she will probably need the time on Valentine's to study.
I guess I will just ask her out afterwards, saying it's a post-Valentine's date.
I already asked my crush out, a couple of times. Both times she said yes but that she's also going through a lot right now and doesn't want to involve me in her life drama and wants to pass this semester and yadda yadda. Sooo I'm thinking that's probably a no. I'd ask her out for valentines day but I don't want to add to her stress by constantly saying "hey hey hey go out with me". I just wish she'd give me a chance.
If she's said yes but is letting you know she also is going through a lot that doesn't mean no. That just means yeah she likes you but she's warning you she might not be able to be as committed as you are. It's less "oh I don't want you around you're just gonna add stress" and more "oh you might not wanna be around me cause I lack time and am stressed".
So it's really more you have to manage your expectations. If you pursue, which it seems she'd want you to do given she's said yes, you're gonna have to fit around her time frame and not be clingy. And she's not gonna be the one pursuing you or more active in the relationship due to her stress and other shit.
I'd say go for the valentines date but keep it lowkey. Make her a small valentine sweet like thing and ask if she'd like to go see a movie or a coffee date or grab a bite to eat. Don't do big romantic gestures like reservations at an expensive place or a dozen roses and a giant plush that she's gonna have to lug around and then feel guilty about not being able to return the romantic gesture. Let it be know you like her, aren't expecting a lot all at once, and are just happy to spend whatever free time she's able to give with her.
Unless of course you do require more attention and commitment in a relationship, then yeah move on.
It's called friends day here and you give gifts to your friends. However, as I do not have any, I'll bake chocolate cake and share it with my very good friend Rei instead.
>Are you doing anything special?
In a LDR, so no date planned, but I ordered some cute shit for her that's getting delivered on Valentine's Day. I'm a little nervous about her reaction, but hopefully she'll like it and be happy!
Other than that we're probably gonna watch some cute movies together. Preferably lesbian ones, but I don't really know too many of those.
So yeah, I'm pretty excited about Valentine's Day.
>Tell me lesgen, who is your Valentine?
>Are you doing anything special?
>If you're single, what are your plans?
Everything will be closed, so I suppose I'll be playing video games and reading.
I fucking hate this day.
>it's rather meaningless
I know, but I'm tired to hear people saying what they're going to do for this day, and to see ads everywhere for it. No, I'm not buying this bra for Valentine's day. God damnit.
Same here, anon.
One of my friends doesn't believe in marriage and when we talked about it a few years ago, I said that I like it and that being able to call a woman my wife is probably the best part about it.
I also got engaged a couple of months ago, and we and our friends often use the words "wife" and "fiancée" when referring to each other. It's still a great feeling hearing that whenever it happens.
I was going to have sex tonight but I got a cold and my period came on the same day so instead of my gf sitting on my face while controlling my vibe, i'm sitting in bed shivering, drinking tea
>we and our friends often use the words "wife" and "fiancée" when referring to each other. It's still a great feeling hearing that whenever it happens.
I definitely can imagine.
Anon I'm envying you.
>tfw no gf to surprise at work with flowers and gifts
>tfw no gf to cuddle and kiss in your bed while you get to smell her
I would do so regardless of valentine's Ofc but it would still be nice to have the option.
>tfw you're also sick but no girlfriend
>tfw instead of having awesome face-sitting sex when you get well you'll probably go right back to masturbating and sitting around naked while cry-eating french toast crunch straight out of the box
At least it'll help with my bulk right?
>tfw even Captcha keeps telling you to select all the food
>Tell me lesgen, who is your Valentine?
my "bi-curious" fwb.
>Are you doing anything special?
netflix and chill
>If you're single, what are your plans?
my single hetero sister wants to come over cause she think's i'm also alone. my fwb and sister are friends. I can't tell my sister about my fwb because she's in the closet. I can't just say "i'm seeing someone" without getting more specific cause my sister will think something is fishy. It's inconvenient, but i have to reluctantly admit, it's a little fun being on the dl like this.
>Tell me lesgen, who is your Valentine?
Hopefully my crush... realistically my cats
>Are you doing anything special?
We are going to a concert on Friday and chances are I'm staying over at her place, so if I play my cards right I might get a full weekend out of it. But seeing as I'm socially challenged I'm not counting on it.
>If you're single, what are your plans?
My backup plan (real life expectation) is to just chill at home and watch movies with the volume set high because my roommate has a new gf.
I'm not being negative, it's just that I've been crushing on her for a while and I'm getting nowhere. We are good friends and classmates so I'm being extra careful not to fuck it up. But the pace is just painfully slow for someone used to quick in and out one night stands, it's just that I feel like she is worth way more than that and I have no experience with real relationships.
He and I have the same birthday, but no.
>tfw it's the redhead that looks like he gives the most terrifying blowjobs ever
I don't watch the show so I'm not sure what that says about me.
I don't watch it and I'm not into yaoi. My friend is a fujoshit though.
I'm a lesbian you goober. My friend is the one who's really into yaoi and comparing me to the character. I've never seen the show myself. It's just kind of weird that she keeps comparing me to her various "haasbandos" that use wants to see butt plowed by other men. Like, what does that shit even mean?
My valentine will be my mom, since it's my birthday we will be eating out or something and I will beg her to buy me an external hard drive because this http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=720881 just filled my storage.
Those Russian girls... why are they so hot? and why are they so far away?
Typical Russians are mostly slavic. Eurasian's don't really have blond hair, and look more asian than how people think of russians looking. Of course there are eurasian russians, but they're mostly in the low population rural areas, and they look more like pic related.
Nah. They like to kill the pretty women in current regimes and break their spirits so they can be controlled, then sold for profit to foreigners and other desperate fools. We should free the qts from their oppression and topple this false Russia, return it to ancient glories and start over.
it seems to be a universal truth for eastern european countries. The more beautiful the women are, the uglier the men are.
This seems to be true. does fetal alcohol syndrome have different effects on males and females?
Maybe it has to do with the fact that we are not attracted to males. Because I've heard plenty of gay dudes talk about how hot Russian guys are.
Just like how they all go on and on about those hot twink dudes on k-pop, while you could argue that Asian girls are far superior than their males counterparts.
I just don't get it. Women are so pretty, so beautiful, so cute, so sweet, so interesting, so caring, you can fall in love with a woman no problem. It's gauranteed. But guys? I just don't get why anyone would find them remotely attractive. Straight people, gay dudes, and bis are weird. One of the primary reasons why lesbian women are the ones you can have a relationship with. Straight and bi people are crazy.
That's...actually some very helpful advice. I appreciate the perspective, because this has just kind of been fucking with my head in the worst way. It got me thinking that she's not at all interested in me but just doesn't want to hurt my feelings...even though I know for a fact she just recently rejected 2 other chicks flat out. I already told her a while ago that I'm fully understanding of her shitty situation and willing to go for it whenever she's ready, she said she appreciates it. It just kinda sucks being in this limbo in the meantime. Honestly a nonclingy relationship sounds perfect to me, I just want to...I don't know, try to throw my hat into the ring before someone else does, because I honestly don't know how she's so cute and amazing and still single. But I'm patient otherwise, I can wait if it means eventually getting a chance.
I am with someone between a fwb and gf. She is my first and I am not actually sure where our relationship is.
I'm getting her an assortment of sliced pears, goji berries, acai berries, and pomegranate and nut clusters that are covered in chocolate. I wanted to get her something valentinesy but not too unhealthy. We met at the gym and she is still trying to get in shape since her divorce last year. I don't know if she has her kid that weekend so I haven't made any real plans as to what we are doing. maybe a movie night? Anyone got any suggestions? I haven't dated before so the whole romantic thing is worrying me.
>like if I tried to fuck em they'd put up a struggle and start digging their nails into my back
A-Anon, now I have to imagine my crush doing that to me and it's giving me lewd feelings.
I know. We met at the gym where she started a friendly chat with me, last November? She divorced a year ago and is a little older then me, but only a little, I'm a late bloomer I guess. She was talking about how she was having trouble getting into the dating scene again. I mentioned how I didn't know how to go about it at all. I live in a rural area about an hour away from a city. She mentioned she had experimented with girls back when her husband and her where playing around a lot and wouldn't mind trying it some more. I joked it must be fate meeting like that. We were mostly just gym buddies and would chat and text while at work. Went out for dinner one night when the gym was over crowed and after some wine, i lost my virginity. Since then its been going from, I come over when the daughter isn't there, to every weekend, and now even weekdays. During that last big snow i had off from work but she didn't so i came over and watched her kid. I have no idea what the kid thinks of this, she is 8. I am seeing her a lot more now, but we are having sex less so I am worried she is bored of me now.
We had a chat about our likes and dislikes of each other which a mutual friend told me was a good thing. But I am a worrier.
>tfw crush's mom tells her to invite me over to help her with some chores and is always happy to hear she's out with me when she calls to check on her
Is this really an advantage in my quest to become her gf or not really? They are really close and have a good relationship from what I've gathered.
you saying that actually makes me feel more comfortable. I'm used to posting on /b/. /lgbt/ has always been intimidating to me cause i can't understand a lot of what the people are saying here.
You'll probably have to do more than that. Sounds like she's only incidentally bisexual. Don't fall in love, anon. Keep your eyes wide open. My mother pulled shit like this while I was growing up (all men, of course) and while she professed enjoyment of them they were brief tools for computer help or drug access or mindless flings.
I have kinda felt I am only around until she gets her confidence back. But I don't think I can really do better anyways so I'm gonna ride to try this train till the last stop anyways.
Once upon a time there was a huge faggot that everyone hated, especially themself. But then they died and everyone forgot about what a nuisance they had been.
It's a story I tell myself often.
>>Got asked out by 3 guys for Valentines Day so far.
>>It's like they wont take no gor an answer no matter how nicely or harshly I turn them down.
>>A friend told me a guy was going go buy me flowers, chocolates, a big bear and a surprise romantic dinner and a movie.
>>He had all this planned out.
>>This was even after he had already asked me out and I turned him down.
>>He told her he's still going to do it anyways and refuses to give up on me because he thinks I'm just scared of a serious relationship with a man.
>>He told her "She dresses like a normal cute girl, not a lesbian. Lesbians are all butches and angry man haters, she's not like that, she's straight, she's just confused."
I hate people who can't take rejection.
I feel like a hero who has princes trying to break into a castle convinced they can "save me" meanwhile, I told them I'm not even there! I'm off traveling across the land trying to score a princess gf.
I don't think that's true. Even if it were, and it most assuredly is not, I probably wouldn't date you. Because you post regularly on 4chan, and ergo, have a shit personality.
God, do I want someone to be excited to hold my hand. It makes me sick with the desire.
>Is this really an advantage in my quest to become her gf or not really?
It totally is.
Because your friend's mom is gonna say, "You need to find someone who treats you right! Someone like anon!"
Plus, moms see the version of you that their children tell her. So if mom likes you, your crush is probably speaking highly of you.
I don't mind, some girls look ok without it. I rarely use any, only when going out to certain places and even then just a little, mostly around the eyes. Same goes for the girl I'm dating, I have never even seen her with makeup, aside from pictures (but omg does she clean up nicely).
I think is somewhat better this way. Imagine going home with a 10 only to wake up with a 5 once her real face has been revealed.
I used to think men are just naturally uglier, and we're not supposed to tell them because it will hurt their feelings.
These days, I try to keep it all on the down low, because not wanting to fuck someone is considered a form of oppression.
I don't, but I kind of want to learn. I think it will be awkward and uncomfortable, tbqh.
I would date a girl who doesn't wear make up. If she does, I would date one who wears it tastefully, just not too trashy. Like, an inch of foundation + rainbow eye shadow or something.
>Imagine going home with a 10 only to wake up with a 5 once her real face has been revealed.
i hear dudebros say this a lot.
>But guys? I just don't get why anyone would find them remotely attractive.
>men are just naturally uglier
i think straight ladies feel this way also. not necessarily that men are ugly. they aren't repulsed by men. I don't think they are attracted to men(s' bodies) though.
I think het women are attracted to their own bodies, and view men as an accessory that enhances their own attractiveness. or they like to experience their own body being appreciated by a high-status, obviously/easily excitable uggo.
heterosexuality in women is actually a form of sexual narcissism.
>Internalized sexism is one of the three theorized subsets of sexism other than institutionalized discrimination and interpersonal sexism. Unlike its counterparts, which are sexism and social interactions, internalized sexism occurs more so on an individual level. Internalized sexism is when an individual enacts sexist actions and attitudes towards themselves and people of their own gender. On a larger scale, internalized sexism falls under the broad topic of internalized oppression, which "consists of oppressive practices that continue to make the rounds even when members of the oppressor group are not present."
>Do you wear makeup?
Yes, I usually wear eyeliner and a bit of powder. I'm also all about that eyebrow game.
On days where I feel like dressing up, I add red lipstick into the mix.
>Would you date a girl that doesn't?
Of course, I wouldn't care at all if the girl I was dating wore make-up or not.
I don't wear makeup besides, job interviews and the like. Even then it's barely anything. I kinda want to start getting into makeup but I'm incompetent. I wouldn't mind either way if a girl I dated wore makeup or not.
I don't wear makeup much. I might put on some eyeliner if I'm going to a punk show. Maybe on a regular day I'll wear some mascara and berry lipstain if I wanna feel extra cute.
Usually just a chapsticker though
I'd totally date a girl who wears makeup. It'd be hard to relate sometimes if she was the kinda girl who feels insecure without makeup. And it'd be annoying if she never believed me when I say she's beautiful without it.
It's cool seeing what some girls do with the art of makeup. And I do cosplay bullshit so she can help me with that.
I imagine you with burning coal embers for eyes.
Wouldn't date a short fem petite dom girl with a steady job, an adventurous personality, who wants to travel, loves food, wants to cook together and even snuggle up with hot chocolate and read books and play videogames together sometimes? G-good I wouldn't want you either..
That'd be cool, I like to kinda pretend I'm a housewife sometimes when my gf isn't home, like clean her house and do her laundry.
Then again I also like to pretend I broke in and like snoop through her stuff and crawl under windows so her neighbors don't see me.
It's fun to pretend stuff.
When I was like 11 I was friends with this odd girl and we'd had like an elaborate constant harry potter role-play thing going.
We didn't use any canon HP characters but we came up with like 30+ plus characters and crowbarred whatever else we were into at the time in, like we were witches/pokemon trainers who battled like bigfoot and werewolves with our pokemon and took them back to the wizarding world.
Lasted well into our first year of high school.
If she's qt sure. I love the fuck out of makeup myself.
Apparently the first time I saw a dick I was inconsolable for five minutes. It was a photo of the statue of David.
>She will also accuse you of internalized misogynism.
Nevermind. Sounds like she tumblr'd too hard. I've been down that dusty road before, anyways.
A shitty Katy Perry song.
I read this book where the lesbian girl was cute and would go out and party with her Straight girl friend and sometimes wake up after fucking her. Her friend was cool with it, did it because she was a bro and wanted to make sure her friend got laid every time even if she had to eat it herself.
I have all my limbs haha! I don't smoke, I drink socially, don't party that much but enjoy getting out. Nerdy, but I enjoy being inside and outside equally. I'm not bipolar or have any mental illnesses besides a little anxiety around new people. I've been independent at a young age with a full time job supporting myself so everything I own i've bought and paid for myself. Have a normal relationship with my family. I roamed here from /u/ and have been here for a few months lurking.
I'm not sure what my flaws are, one probably being that I do not look my age at all, and I easily get mistaken for being 16-17y/o a lot despite how I dress. I use it to my advantage sometimes. Or I act naïve to see peoples true colors and intentions.
>>Then again I also like to pretend I broke in and like snoop through her stuff and crawl under windows so her neighbors don't see me.
Id totally be friends with you anon.
How comfortable are you with your friends lusting after you for years, keeping a smoldering affection just barely restrained under the surface? And an unrelated question, would you like to be friends?
We have to agree right now that the person who lives closest to perfectanon gets first attempt at seduction. It won't help any of us to step on each others' toes and make everyone involved look like an asshole.
>make literally perfectly cute character with white himecut hair
>she's actually the most insufferable character ever
Fuck this mangaka, and just keeps adding characters left and right. What the fuck is wrong with this author.
>who is your Valentine?
I was gonna move in with my now ex gf on valentine's day but now no one I guess.
>If you're single, what are your plans?
Going to some convention to sell stuff. At least I'll be busy.
The approach to it is showing a lot of different ways that young girls become intimate, as well as giving outsider perspectives on the core relationships. You might be expecting it to be more typical, but it's not trying to be.
kek pls go back in your corner. Tattoos can be dead sexy, and art is as art does.
I don't care what you like or who you are, but I don't talk to fats. Or girls with huge schnozzes. Or bis. So if she's up for the most perfect anon and she has one of those she doesn't get my vote that's for damn sure.
Well, good thing your vote counts only once.
I think this year might be a good year for yuri. Is My Hobby Weird is still coming out, the yuri that all yuri was building up to be, and the market is diversifying just a smidge so maybe by December it won't be entirely about high school flings and implications of attraction.
In US. So no charming accent sorry.
Awe thanks anon! Pretty close though, it snows a lot here, so I'm used to cold winters.
>>5697769 Forgot the name of that manga but I liked the MCs when I was reading it. And sure.
Not gonna lie S, It really is.
I wouldn't mind I guess.
I like forginers though, nothing wrong with that.
Nope, white as fuck and nope, no big nose either, sorry to disappoint.
I'm 98-100lbs, 5'3. My metabolism lets me eat anything and pretty large portions too.
If she's into you, she doesn't care. I'm really self-conscious about the stretch marks on my back, but my girlfriend likes to idly trace them to relax. Stretch marks on thighs mean you have deliciously thick thighs, but if it bothers you that much then get cream for them. Nudes will be what she focuses on, anon.
What the fuck do you do when youre with a girl you really really really like cos she's awesome, but things just arent quite working out because of stupid small things and a rather hefty difference in sex drive?
I had a dream? Nightmare? That I was in a gang bang with 4 of my male friends and it was really hot in the dream but I woke up feeling gross. I'm definitely a lesbian. What does this meeeaaaaan
she liked them because i had a bath earlier and gave myself a landing strip so it was a nice surprise. i also have stretch marks on my back which are a bit passion of the christ, so i feel your pain
Kind of contradicts the idea of a voyeur. I'm sure they'll do cute stuff outside of it, though, like cooking together or something that we see quickly in one montage panel and then it's back to just the sexiest things imaginable.
East Coast, don't really use Skype much but maybe I'll make a new account later.
Idk maybe a solid 7? I'm flattered. Any girl would be lucky to sit upon your face Anon.
>>If that's the case I kinda want to upset her, like let her get on top then just lift her up and flip her over while she pouts about not being taken seriously.
I don't really like being sub unless I really really like the girl. Then I wouldn't mind. Maybe I just hate feeling vulnerable, and being focused on and feel embarrassed from it. So yeah id probably pout.
>actually wants to top
Please get a Skype. So we can be friends! Ha ha! Friends like you said. That's all.
Y'all getting catfished. This girl isn't real.
I'll make one later then.
Never been there, what's it like?
Butches aren't my type. Sorry anon! Not super big on short-short hair either. But I'm sure there's someone out there who'll love you more than I can. Just gotta keep looking.
That girls hair dye is and odd choice.. She'd make a good Neo cosplay though. I'm real anon just I think they're blowing me out if proportion a bit. I feel like the white whale.
>tfw edging seems bretty good but I'm an impatient little asshat
>implyin mtfs and dudes are the only ones who like edging
When will this meme end?
I probably shouldn't try anyway. This new anti-anxiety medicine I take makes getting off more difficult than solving a Rubix cube under water in the dark.
The idea seems hot in theory though.
>Never been there, what's it like?
I love Seattle. Beautiful forests and water, mild weather, nice approachable people, gay friendly, good music & art, cute cafes everywhere, awesome international district.
You should come over. I'd buy you a bowl of ramen.
>Butches aren't my type.
I'm curious now, what is your type?
I'm a 5'4" hundred lb white femme girl with waist length dark blonde curly hair. I usually dress cute with short flared skirts and big sweaters.
I'm a sub
W-would we have a chance?
>Lemme keep the fantasy going
Edging is something dumb you have to do when you can't just have another orgasm right away. Multis are better than an edgegasm, anon. Power through your first and don't slow down, I guarantee you'll lose your mind.
If not with her, then maybe with me, because your style sounds like it's right in my strike zone. I've been looking to move recently, and Seattle is one of the cities I was looking at. How do you like a Southern accent, qt?
Noted. I still like me some teasing, though. Thanks for the advice. I'll have to give it a whirl.
>tfw doctors projected your height as being anywhere from 5'8 to 6'
>gymnastics teacher tells you to quit because you'd be too tall to be a proper gymnast
>psych myself up for being tall
>awww ye I'm going to play basketball and be one of those cool girls like the ones I admire (read: have a crush on)
>tfw you were in the top tier for height until you were 12 or so
>suddenly stop growing
>5'3 midget forever
I'm jealous of you, Anon.
I knowww. I'm pretty attracted to tall girls myself, but like I said, I'm also envious
>tfw some kind of Napoleon complex because I've been cheated
>exact opposite situation
>mother is 5'7, grandma is 5'8
>slow growth and unwillingness to eat stunted my growth
>5'3 at 15
>get flu, don't eat for a week, get better
>suddenly want to eat
>at 17 i'm 5'10
fuck my life, everyone thinks i'm a man
Agreed. I'm 5'7" myself, but I just really enjoy walking around in heels for the growth push it gives me. Even my flats usually have a slight plateau that makes me appear to be an inch taller.
>wanna buy baby's first vibe because getting bored with just fingers and can afford shit now
>afraid that if I order online it will be super obvious somehow even if it's supposed to be discrete
>afraid if I walk in a sex shop someone will see me and I'll be shamed forever
I wish I wasn't so paranoid, lesgen, I just wanna get off.
Go to like a few towns over. Wear a hat and a hood and a scarf. You've got this. I fucking love my vibes.
>gonna go get off
I can't speak to if it's "ruined me" or whatever since I've never cum from my fingers, kill me
But its totally true. When I first started the gay sex, my gf and I used to use one, it literally made it imposable to get off with out it. So we both realized that if we want to have an awesome sex life, we have to stay away from the vibrators
Your meemaw might have been drunk on the Kool-Aid about sex in general, but I'm sure even she knew that folks get used to things swiftly. New benchmarks are set, new vistas are reached, and then anything less just doesn't cut it anymore. That's what vibrators do. It's like addiction.
Where are you at anon
Please be close
On my street
Very very close
>tfw get text from a real girl
>"love you anon"
>It's my sister
It's always my fucking sister
Ex's son and daughters still call me mom after 30 years. They are all older than me. Oy!! that was a dysfunctional family. Scary thing was I was a better mom to them than their own mom was, and I'd had no prior experience.
Having some money is nice, but meh. I can't work anymore, CFS sucks. My newest "car" is a '95 4Runner, and then a '94 Toyota Pickup. I managed to be gifted and inherit a bunch over the years. Something about forward thinking parents, and going out with older ladies. I rent the NY, USVI, MT and CO places out for most of the year, then vacation at them in the off seasons.
Sorry, no need for servants yet, but if the CFS gets bad enough I may need one.
I am a dangerous lady. You talking about CFS just awakens maternal feelings, and makes me desire to be company to your beautiful pair and your privileged life. What is so hot about white hair, anyway?
I don't think we'll be able to tell if it's a fursona, even if it is. I mean, is it really possible to tell dyed white hair from natural ones? But I'm interested in seeing the white hair as well.
So I've only ever been with women, and I love it, but lately I've been curious about giving myself over to and being dominated by a man. I'm not really attracted to men in the sense that I look at them and find them hot, but I'm enamored with the idea of a man taking me and having his way with me in a way a woman can't.
Is this normal? What do?
Pretty much this. Being attracted to men just seems like... the wrong choice. Like objectively.
I've always sort of suspected this was true. I mean, I'm half joking, butI'm also half not. It seems like straight women merely tolerate men, they rarely lust after them. Gay guys are the only ones who experience genuine attraction to men.
>they rarely lust after them. Gay guys are the only ones who experience genuine attraction to men
You've never been around straight girls or what? Because almost every straight girl I know or knew can't shut up about men they find hot and how much they want their dick.
>stressed out lately
>starting to suffer from sleep paralysis again about once a week
>used to just get whispering in my ear, and walls melting during hallucinations
>last two times it's been a decidedly female presence sitting on me, black hair covering her face and almost everything else
>leans down and presses on my chest and neck until I can't breathe
>wake up horny and panicked both times
I think the wires in my brain are getting crossed but I'll take the ghost girl fucking with me over demon whispers.
>>Because almost every straight girl I know or knew can't shut up about men they find hot and how much they want their dick.
My friends won't shut up about guys they like constantly. Also when hanging out with a bunch of straight female friends you'd be surprised how many guys in relationships are messaging single girls or sending dick pics to them or asking to fuck.
I get sleep paralysis from time to time, but it's just the paralysis part, and it only lasts for a few seconds when I wake up. I'm really lucky that I've never had hallucinations during those episodes.
Had sleep paralysis oce and it was weird not being able to move.
I've lucid dreamt some pretty lewd shit before too which was great.
If you subconsciously are able to control your dreams with practice noticing you're dreaming you should be able to control her and detail her to your liking with practice.
Pretty hilarious, even if sleep paralysis isn't. I had it once and I hope it'll never happen again. It's frightening to wake up and realize you don't know where you are and can't move.
It's weird because I used to have either sleep paralysis or sleep walking all the time growing up. Then it went away by 16 and now the paralysis is coming back at least but as far as I know I haven't been walking yet. Although my old roommate said I would sleep sing pretty often.
I could never get lucid dreaming to work though, I'd always end up with more nightmares. I'm fine with the ghost girl choking because I have a choking fetish anyway and I'm aware enough that she probably won't kill me.
As I said, I'm taken. I don't know what I'll do when she's gone. 2nd mom to my girls. First and only to really capture my heart. She's a sweat old great granny and the reason I live in Iowa. She's already lived much longer than her siblings.
Having listened to many women, lesbian, bisexual, and straight, say basically what you did, I think there is a set of sexual urges to get fucked that is separate from physical attraction and romantic love. It would assure pregnancy even in those gals that only ended up in romantic relationships with women. It makes evolutionary sense too. Explore your desires and see how you feel. It's your life and not anybody else's. I let what I thought family, friends, and society wanted from me constrain my life to long. In the process I lost the chance to be really happy for much of my early life.
I have that desire too. I like to get fucked by men, but that's it. For the rest I'll take women any day over men. Kinda nice how a well wielded dildo satiates that desire some.
To be fair, this is a lesbian thread, not a bi or I-so-want-a-dick-right-now thread, so S is right for once. Too many lesbians deal with bi or so-called lesbians who leave them for men.
That wallpaper, though. Nothing is better than redheads.
>I think there is a set of sexual urges to get fucked that is separate from physical attraction and romantic love.
This is almost on the same level as "you just haven't met the right guy yet."
I deal with that stuff too. Had night terrors and sleep paralysis issues a lot growing up, eventually did a lot of meditation and thought exercises so I got over it. If I get really stressed though sometimes they come back and I'll wake up screaming or see things and it just gets bad. If you do start walking you should see a doctor and get some meds for it, I started sleep cutting at one point and would wake up bleeding on the kitchen floor.
Choking is a good fetish.
Definitely. A lot of the older set don't seem to get that bisexuality isn't usually a perfect 50/50 split. It looks like qt CFSanon is one of the rarer heavy-homo leaning bisexuals, which is fine, it's her life and her experience and there's no reason to judge it. But it also can't be extended to all people everywhere.
So many bifags on 4chan really do not believe that there's monosexuals out there, both straight and gay. That delusion is so much more common than the reverse. Why is that? Why are bisexuals so willing to believe that literally everyone else is a bisexual with some level of closeting?
>I turned out 5'10, and kinda hated sports which confused all the stereotypes something fierce.
I turned not not really being into sports myself. Not the organized kind, anyway. I like exercise and am always trying to be more active and athletic.
I've only recently started seriously lifting and I love it. If I can't be tall, I'll just be jacked.
>South East England
I'm jealous. I've always wanted to visit that area of England. The South Central parts, too. I've heard the Cotswolds are gorgeous.
I mean I know Im gonna sound biased, but yeah, it's really quite nice around here.
It's just also weirdly saturated with taller-than-expected girls, too.
Younger ones too, Im talking lie I've been out and about and seen girls in my old school's uniform and they're taller than me a decade younger.
And yeah, I keep promising myself I'm gonna get fit-and-hot, and it keeps falling through. Need to actually make good on it this year.
I think there was an attempt to make a butch one but that fizzled out. There aren't enough lesbians to require splitting. Unless you lumped trans lesbians into it, and even then most of them would probably flock to /lipstick/.
I am curious if lesgen has more femme or butch girls though. It feels pretty even.
I wasn't suggesting it as a means of dividing the community into "us vs. them". I just was wondering if people would be interested in having a thread for solely butch or lipstick discussion. But, it seems as though there aren't enough people to do so, and I wasn't aware that there was a failed attempt at a butchgen. Welp, I was just curious. Thanks for your answers!
>I have this feeling that there's an unbalance towards tomboyishness just because this is 4chan, but that may well be imagined.
More because of computers and tech in general. 4chan also provides a very utilitarian no frills interface that could be less attractive to a fem.
>4chan also provides a very utilitarian no frills interface
>no frills interface
What does this even mean? rebbit's interface is way uglier than 4chan and more women use that site for sure.
Probably then, yeah.
I mean, its like do you want the specialist surgeon or the general practitioner surgeon?
Sure, the general practitioner is great at her job, and might be amazing, but the specialist knows all the ins and outs.
het women aren't attracted to men, they are attracted to *specific* men. they don't like mens' bodies the way that gay men are attracted to mens' bodies. Take PlayGirl Magazine for example. A magazine full of naked men, designed by a woman for women, advertised to women, called PlayGIRL... dispute having almost zero competition among nudie-male magazines, it was a monumental failure. It barely stayed alive because gay men were buying it. Think of that. It's supported by less than 4% of the population (gay men) even though it's marketed to almost 50% of the population (straight women).
In a similar vein, the *vast* majority of male prostitutes service men. Check out rentboy dot cawm. Where is the female equivalent site? Even straight male prostitutes are primarily "gay for pay" and almost never have female clients.
whenever het women fawn over mens' bodies, it is for social reasons. I'm not saying that they are lying about the attraction, rather the attraction is largely caused by the social context, the perception that other women are attracted to these men. women almost never go to male strip clubs alone, or even in pairs. They go in large groups (usually bachelorette parties), and get excited by each-others shouting and laughter more than by the naked men.
before some bi girl chimes in with "i'm very attracted to male bodies, I don't care who he is. I don't need any context, just show me a picture of a random dick and I'm half way to climax". Yes, that's possible, everyone is different. I'm talking in generalizations about the average het woman, and the existence of a few rare female cock-hounds doesn't invalidate that.
You're annoying you pretentious little shit. The fuck are you even doing in here? Get out. Get your lame ass in one of the trans threads. You know where you belong.
God no matter what you are born you flamers are cancer
You are hilariously insane. This is why I don't filter you. You're like a washed up clown in a mud-stained tent, you are so endlessly pathetic that it wraps back around to amusing. Holy fuck, you are one sad old tart, aren't you? Paranoid as the day is long, and not half as bright.
Finally someone didn't make a thread while this one was on page 3, so I made one before an OP I don't like is posted.
That's not me, you nerd. You can't even tell, after all this time.
kind of explains the polarity of Magic Mike type movies. Straight men watch porn alone in front of their computers. """"""Straight"""""" women watch it in a large room full of women who are noticeably sexually aroused.
not much is totally fine to me.
though I prefere no makeup at all and looking like 5/10 than some/lots of makeup and looking like a 6 or above.
Girls tend to put makeup on eyes/lashes the most, generally, but I think that even if she hasn't much lashes, a female's eyes without makeup is sooo hot and attractive.
same for the mouth.
And I never wear makeup but might if it could ever seduce girls
>I don't think they are attracted to men(s' bodies) though.
I do think they are, personnaly. They really are turned on sexually by it I mean.
>I think het women are attracted to their own bodies, and view men as an accessory that enhances their own attractiveness.
And that is probably true, but I don't think they are straight up turned on by their body. It might be something deeper, I mean, we could also say that men aren't really attracted to females, only to their dick, and they like to experience their dick being appreciated by a person of the opposite sex. It might be the case, you see what I mean, but I'm convinced it's deeper than that.
It's never been a secret that women's weapon is their "perfectly feminine body with no flaws" while men's is their "absolutely huge and virile dick" anyway, that's the kinda shit we're being shown everywhere.
>heterosexuality in women is actually a form of sexual narcissism.
If you mean it like "women liking men is actually a way of liking themselves" than yeah, maybe a bit. But there is the counterpart in male. And all of this, is, to me, the biggest flaw in heterosexual relationship; the fucking mediations.
It goes like that
The Actual Man >> His Dick >> The Perfect Heterosexual relationship << Female's Body << The Actual Woman
And that's why sometimes breeders don't even have know the Actual Person, they can just play with the mediations and shit, and that looks absolutely ridiculous.
In a gay relationship that could be possible, but the level of hypocrisy has to be very high in the couple for this to happen, while for straight relationship, it is literally a recommendation to do so.
>What does this meeeaaaaan
If you want an interpretation,
Depends on what was happening around it really, but having sex in a dream doesn't necessarily mean you want to have sex this way/ with this people in real life,
It could show: repressed thoughts, could be a metaphor, like they "fucked you up", idk, or sometimes having sex = accept a part of you, like being united with an aspect of yourself or some shit.
Though I'm sorry but it might also be repressed straight feelings, you bislut. Jk, anyway, if you really want to go deeper into that, sometimes you can be gay, but still having repressed straight thoughts, but you will never be able to supress them, as you will never be able to make them conscious n live that breeder life. Enjoy the struggle.
Have this shit often since I do lucid dreams and stuff. It's creepy only if you panick. If you're calm, shit is totally fine. (you still get the buzzing and pressing feeling though)
hallucinations in sleep paralysis kinda works like dream in their content, it sums up/condensate every thought you had recently, and make you hallucinate them (they come from outside), like a grown psychotic would, but in his daily life.