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Buttered crumpets edition

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looks like English muffins
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>tfw too chad to transition

;_;
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Learn English
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I always join at the end of threads
How much breast growth can you expect from gaining weight? I'm 52kg now, will getting to 65kg make them not look flat chested or will I get fat enough everywhere else to not make a difference?
http://i.imgur.com/xRwH3sO.jpg
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>>5617234
/mtfg/ meet up in England for tea and crumpets when?
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>>5617234
FUCK YOU I'M HUNGRY
>PIZZA CAPCHA
GOD DAMN
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>>5617245
you will stay proportional. only hrt grows boobs
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>>5617244
no. :')
>>5617245
idk i'm not a tit doctor.
>>5617249
i wish i could feed you.
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Reposting for

>tfw no bf
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So are crumpets like waffles or something?
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>>5617244
underwater blood actually looks pretty neat
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>>5617249
>tfw there's a mc d's open 24hrs
I assume they have to make everything to order
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>>5617219
Marijuanas? :3

>>5617225
Yeah, that's the thing. On at least a superficial level I can relate to guys, being around them your whole life kind of makes that happen. At a certain point though it becomes very clear that I really don't understand them at all.

>>5617246
Never ;~;
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>>5617256
They are like spongy bread kind of. They are really good toasted.
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>>5617242
JUST, DO IT. Or dont. Take your time. Don't be late.
>>5617255
>tfw no Dreamy Girl to hug
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>>5617196
One of my friends has a spare room but I'm too poor to move out ;~;

>>5617199
cut ur balls off lol
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>>5617269
oh i see. get that dank centrelink money asap.
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>>5617254
Yes. Do et or die
>>5617257
We should make some
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>>5617265
>tfw no dream boy to cuddle with
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>>5617263
I think I've always felt I was different desu
I remember in my early teens with a bunch of friends, they began talking about girls they found hot and I felt awkward joining in and didn't really feel that way to anyone.
Idk if that's from being trans or something else though, but it's just one of the moments I can remember not fitting in with guys.
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>>5617255
wait
are you straight again ricky?
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>>5617255
yo thug whats your height and weight?
no homo
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>>5617273
I'd only have $100 a week after rent though. Hopefully I can get a job soon
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>>5617273
Fuck off thats me petrol money
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>>5617274
yeah get in the bath right now and ill cut u :^)
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>>5617288
wait what, that's pretty reasonable for sydney. places i was looking into shared accomodation were about that. the house i lost that made me leave sydney was subsidized rent so it was only like $80/fortnight but my lease expired. i don't see what lifestyle dictates needing more than $100/week.
>>5617289
dad, what have i told you about the sniffsniff???
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>>5617288
I thought you said you had a job lined up after college
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>>5617279
>I think I've always felt I was different desu
>I remember in my early teens with a bunch of friends, they began talking about girls they found hot and I felt awkward joining in and didn't really feel that way to anyone.
You stirred up some uncomfortable memories, I know exactly what you're talking about. Here's to being isolated feeling.
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>>5617283
Yes ;~;

>>5617284
63 kg weight and 5'8 height
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nobody rang me or emailed me today so I guess I didn't get the job

tomorrow I will ring them and they will apologise about not getting back to me and tell me I didn't get the job and then I will embarrass myself by sobbing over the phone to them
then friday I will get sushi, enjoy it and hang myself
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>>5617255
Can I just be a fem boy bf for you?
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>>5617302
>Yes ;~;
hah hah you are a straight girl
are you going to gobble dick straight girl?
straight girl straight girl
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>>5617301
Oh shit
I'm sorry
Isolation is a horrible feeling ;~;
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>>5617298
Is it? I'd probably spend $100 a week on food if I was living away from my parents

>>5617299
Well I could ask my old professor and he could probably get me one, I've just been too shy to ask ;~;
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>>5617234
Another day where I'm reminded trypophobia is a thing. *shivers*
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>>5617307
D-don't bully me!!!!!

>>5617306
But aren't bfs supposed to be there for you and talk to you outside of 4chan?

Otherwise yes, I'm only into femboys anyway pham.
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>>5617312
i spent like $10/day on food and i exclusively ate junk food. like, chips and drinks y'know. you'd only really go over 100 if you ate at like KFC every day. even mcdonalds is feasible on $100/week. for real tho noodles are underrated as fuck. near the end of my day i started living on 2min noodles and coffees and i saved a lot of money. though to be fair i didn't factor in travel for you. i had a pensioner opal card so 2.50/day was feasible, idk bus fares and such.
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>>5617317
>D-don't bully me!!!!!
*bullies silently*
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near the end of my stay, rather.
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>>5617318
Australia is expensive though.
$50 a week is like starving yourself teirl.
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>>5617321
i am in australia. she also said $100/week not $100/fortnight.
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>>5617308
No worries, honestly it's a bit hard not to feel that way though. Being stuck in between really does make me feel isolated sometimes.

Either way, I should go to bed. Nini emteefug
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>>5617319
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>>5617327
See ya, Elanna
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>>5617317
I prefer hiding from you though because you intimidate me on manly levels. ;~;
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>>5617333
>you intimidate me on manly levels
What do you mean by that?
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Reposting for >I will never get to be a dumb stereotypical teenage girl and probably be a part of the bitchy clique

Suffering.
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>>5617279
>I think I've always felt I was different desu

>when you take up dressmaking as a hobby while your friends play football instead
>all my friends were girls by grade 10
>when your grandfathers last words to you days before dying were "you want to act like a bitch I'll talk to you like you're one"
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>>5617326
I read your post as feeding yourself on $10 a week, whoops.
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>>5617340
Y-You're just a better person than me in many ways and I fear disappointing you.
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>>5617345
oh god no. that's some mi goreng diet there.
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>>5617341
iktf desu.
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>>5617341
>tfw

>>5617350
mi goreng is pretty great tho
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>>5617353
yeah but living on literally nothing but mi goreng for years would probably make me want to kill myself. that's like the essential uni student diet apparently.
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>>5617353
Hi Gem

>>5617312
Is Sydney an expensive place?
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>>5617318
Really? Maybe I should move out then.

>>5617356
Apparently its one of the most expensive cities in the world
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>>5617356
outer suburbs aren't but the city and inner suburbs are fucked, it's so bad that emergency services are struggling with staff who can't afford to live near the city
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>>5617352
This will probably get me banned but I just watched that movie recently after not having anything to do with mlp for like 3 years and it was actually pretty decent. I might have cried at some points.
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>>5617347
Nah I'm not the type that gets disappointed at other people, especially not to the people that are close to me.

You are not giving this a chance when it has the potential to blossom to something really nice and fuzzy. I mean how could you know if you never try?

Funny how I'm telling you this when I'm a neet with societal anxiety.
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>>5617269
Do it. Even though she will shove your toothbrush in her anus when you're not home.
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>>5617358
Perhaps you should move to a more cheaper place.

>>5617359
Wow, why so expensive?
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>>5617354
you'd probably get sick of it pretty fast

>>5617356
h-hi kuppy

how are you?
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>>5617368
Pretty meh I guess
and you?
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>>5617358
you do you, but honestly i think the privacy etc will benefit you a lot, depends how much of a neet your housemate is. i had one that NEVER left home despite 'being in uni', i had 0 time for speech therapy it was hell.
>>5617359
yeah for sure, i was so blessed to live in bondi with subsidized rent for like two years. it's honestly a pretty overrated/overpriced place but it felt kinda cool to live there. my house had entirely tile floors and a mirror in the lounge room that took up the entire fucking wall. felt like paradise - until you go outside and realize bondi itself sucks ass.
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>>5617364
I just hate myself too much to ever get closer and worry about ruining things. At least for the time being until I dont feel completely worthless all the time. S-Sorry ;~;
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>>5617343
You should piss on his grave. That's what I'd do.
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http://strawpoll.me/6649169/r
http://strawpoll.me/6649169/r
http://strawpoll.me/6649169/r

MORE DATA NEEDED
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>>5617255
>ywn be a top-tier femboy like ricky
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>>5617379
can't vote nice poll friend.
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>>5617366
>Wow, why so expensive?
Sydney was built as a harbour town that no longer functions as such so it's not just a logistical nightmare for traffic. the cbd is congested and land rates are through the roof so housing is ridiculous
>>5617371
it's because Bondi hipsters are worse than hitler, we have better hipsters here in fitzroy
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>>5617384
take the 'r' off the end of the URL
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>>5617255
you look like a Maltese girl I grew up with
>>5617377
he was right though, I should have been less of a bitch
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>>5617376
It's okay, you can't force someone to do something they don't want to do. If it's ever meant to happen it will at its own pace.

>>5617382
</3
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>>5617392
Post more pics of yourself.
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>>5617385
there wasn't really much of a hipster scene though compared to the big places like Newtown and surry hills and shit like that. like, there was a handful of bearded fucks that used to always talk about surfing despite never dressing to surf, sipping on their $5 vomit coffee. but there was only like 5-10 of those. actually there was a niche ass cafe/gallery that opened up that just screamed hipster but i only went once. i lived in newtown for over a year and it was the most fucking bizarro fagfest i ever lived in, i didn't mind it though, king street has fucking awesome clothing stores. hell, even king's cross had more hipster cred than bondi. i once had some old russian lady make my friend and i coffees (pic related) even though she was supposed to be closing up when we showed up like idiots. real nice lady honestly.
>>5617388
TECHNOLOGY. aiight my bad i apologize for my insolence.
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>>5617370
I'm pretty good rn

I was really sad and bothered earlier because our downstairs neighbor yelled at us the second we left our apartment about how she is sick and tired of all the noise we're making (it's the people above us that've been doing it though), called my good friend mado a faggot, and when my gf and I went to talk to office of our apt complex she barged in to yell at us and the manager

the manager even had to call the cops on her (and she called some too)

I was completly shutting down, because I do that when people yell at me, but yume did all the talking and defended me and stuff which was amazing and I love her so much oh my god
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>>5617403
Oh wow, what a rude bitch, did Yume rekt her?
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>>5617365
;~;

>>5617366
I wish I could afford it desu. I want to move to canada

>>5617371
She works a normal job. Shes someone I met off mtfg though so it would be ok. Then again, one of my friends lives in the flat above her, so it might be weird....
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>>5617396
Why? You into qt boys or what?

>>5617391
>Maltese
Close.
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>>5617410
Canada looks nice
Like every MtF wants to go to Canada, how come you want to go?
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>>5617410
oh, might be a bit awkward but honestly if youre going to move out youre better off having friends as neighbours than alcoholic abos.
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>>5617408
she really wanted to but knew how to stay calm and not make the situation worse, which was really helpful
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>>5617420
So why does Yume act like an ass here?
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>>5617410
It's true. Why do you think Jamie moved out? Lilly's compulsion to shove things in her anus is too strong. That's why she makes a terrible housemate.
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w-what does it take to qualify to get food from a food bank?
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>>5617433
d-do you need $20?
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>>5617431
shes just meme-ing

thats part of why she goes here

yume doesnt take mtfg super seriously so if people get buttblasted over some thing she said she just laughs it off

>>5617433
probably just not having food and being able to wait in lines
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>>5617440
>>5617437
>look it up
>only requirement is making below 185% of poverty line
>tfw making far below that
shit, I can get me some fucking food
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>>5617445
I will genuinely send you $20 to buy like a kilo of chicken and some vegetables
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>>5617448
I don't have a paypal tho
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>>5617448
Handouts are never a real solution
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>>5617432
Are you a stalker?
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>>5617453
>ywn stalk jormy and watch her shower and fap in the mirror looking at herself
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>>5617451
[email protected]
if you give me some basic details I'll do it (it's not like I could steal anything from you anyway)
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>>5617455
Should I set up a webcam?
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>>5617467
jörmy pls you'd be giving them exactly what they'd want. at least charge money for it jeez.
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>>5617453
We should have established this by now.
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>>5617473
>implying anyone would pay to see me
;~;

>>5617487
So that's a yes? Are you qt at least?
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>>5617492
we both know people will pay for anything these days.
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im memefluid, somedays i feel dank, somedays i feel normie

who else is memefluid????
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>>5617500
Can i drink u
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>>5617451
pls I don't like the idea of you starving
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>>5617492
If I say yes can I have permission to stalk you?
>_>
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>>5617448
>>5617458
>>5617516
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>>5617527
my true motive revealed, you left your trip outside
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kayla was too much of a given lets go another round http://strawpoll.me/6652741
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>>5617545
Pls did I do something?
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>>5617545
>not me
disappointed.
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>>5617546
you didn't stop it
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>>5617548
stop what?
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>>5617549
you let it happen
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tfw no one loves you
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>>5617546
http://strawpoll.me/6652769
lets let your peers decide
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>>5617545
>there are people who want moap to go as much as lizbell
>moap did literally nothing wrong
>lizbell is a hon cunt
wake up sheeple
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I have ffs in a few days and im nervous as hell its been awhile since i've been under anaesthesia and im afraid i won't wake up or end up still looking like man after saving up for so long is this normal??
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>>5617545
sheen passed away after not being included in this poll
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>>5617556
>lizbell is a hon cunt
tfw
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>>5617545
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>>5617556
this
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>>5617559
I wouldve suggested saddana but i think that loser killed herself
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>>5617578
I wish you'd kill yourself
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tfw he him man his son boy etc
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Good morning boys and... other.

>>5617556
Both moap and lizbel are annoying, lizbel being an over the hill hon and moap being herself.
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>>5617587
>boys
fuk u
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>>5617586
>whatever happens you will always be my son
ha
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>>5617589
That's not very lady-like.
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>>5617587
>over the hill hon
she's like a 16 year old cis girl shitposting or something pretty sure
>moap being herself
the fuck did moap ever do?
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>>5617595
Guess lizbel took the whole "wanting to the little girl" thing too far. And moap is just an annoying spaz, hardly surprising here.

>>5617596
>>5617600
So who are you? Sadanna?
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>>5617587
>tfw you the only people defending you are anons who probably fap to your old pictures.
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Daily reminder that I'm the worst hon here.
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>>5617605
Not even close.
Definitely a hon though.
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>tfw my parents are trying to make me work for the bernie sanders campaign
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the moap hating meme was dumb, final round
http://strawpoll.me/6652998
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>>5617610
tell them that trump can't be stumped
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>>5617611
>>5617595
>>5617556
<3
Ill go back to quietly lurking now.
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>>5617605
You could go the Dollface drag queen route and slather yourself in makeup.
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>>5617611
>http://strawpoll.me/6652998
>Eminem vs Attila the hon
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>>5617618
I'm too old for that, really...
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>>5617614
Who you voting for desu?
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So I woke up early and have the worst boil ever on my cheek. Of all the times to have a boil its right before a life changing job interview.
kill me
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>>5617628
I dont know desu, I havent been following politics for a few years, because when I became depressed I stopped caring

I should probably look into the candidates and stuff

yume's voting for trump but idk
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>>5617631
I'd love to kill you, you disgusting little cunt but right now you need to vote in the final battle http://strawpoll.me/6652998
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>>5617633
>Yume's voting Trump
Wouldn't expect any less desu
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>>5617631
research quick skincare and makeup

there has to be something you can do

>>5617637
I know c:
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>>5617639
I gotta vote for the first time next year, Australia has compulsory voting
I'm indecisive af, so I have no idea who to choose.
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>typical transbian :^)

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/42w4ft/mself_extremely_nsfw/
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>>5617639
can't do makeup at a man job interview
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>>5617648
>can't do makeup at a man job interview
mfw concealer on my dead under eyes at work now
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>>5617648
is that wild lad in your gif you kayla?
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>>5617648
Friendly reminder that if you're more than six months HRT and aren't full time, you're lower than a hon.
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>>5617648
even if you're pretending to be a cis guy you could still put on a tiny amount of makeup to cover it up

theres a chance they could think you're gay, but it's not unheard of
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All women are whores, therefor you are all whores. Discuss.
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>>5617656
>pretending to be a cis guy
>a cd fetishist who shitposts on a trans board
>pretending
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>>5617642
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>>5617658
trip on Kayla
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>>5617620
don't blame me I voted for Kodos.
I mean lizbell
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>>5617656
>gay
>applying to a race shop
nope, I want this job

>>5617655
I'm a year on hrt and not close to full time at all
kill me senpai
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>>5617661
K I'll write anon on the ballot
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>>5617658
Well, obviously, I am, but anyone able to afford my price would have to be completely insane to pay it.
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>>5617664
You are literally human garbage. Why the fuck are you even on HRT if you're not gonna commit? Just stop taking hormones, you clearly don't want to be a woman.
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>>5617668
I can't believe people are still responding to that fuck-up.
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>>5617668
>Why the fuck are you even on HRT if you're not gonna commit?
What do you mean not commit? Hrt didn't work so I will never be able to transition now.
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>>5617671
HRt didnt work? How fucking pathetic. You're mad because you're not attractive enough? You're some fucking fetishist. HRT is more about the emotional and mental state you fucking man. If you were really a woman you'd be full time passing or not. You vain disgusting man.
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>>5617665
Yay

>>5617664
>I'm a year on hrt and not close to full time at all
Took me over 2 years you shitlord.
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>>5617671
You literally pass
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>>5617655

Don't fall for the hon's lies anons. It doesn't matter how long you've been on HRT. If you don't pass you shouldn't go full time.
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>>5617658
no we're all sluts

big difference

>>5617664
I said small chance, but if you'd rather go in there with boil face go ahead
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>>5617683
>believing that kayla has an interview and didn't make up that or the boil
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>>5617655
I tried to go full time before 6 months, does that count for something?
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>>5617686
>Hey guys I have an interview I should be getting ready for but oh no I have a boil, so I figured Id post about it on 4chan before going to said interview.
Nawh seems totally legit anon, what sounds ridiculous about that?
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>>5617676
>you'd be full time passing or not
No because in the real world that would make me homeless or dead. Real people don't accept non passing trans so I could "go fulltime" now and ensue I will be a murder vitctem. Or I could get a job in guy mode, pinch every penny for a year while doing electrolysis on the weekends as I have been doing and growing my hair out, then when I have enough saved I can leave this state and go full time in a totally new and safer area.
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>>5617679
No he doesn't.

>>5617688
Failures don't count.
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>>5617683
>tfw pure maiden
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>>5617692
>I will be a murder victim
please do
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>>5617688
no
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>>5617689
its 4am the interview isn't till noon

>>5617678
>Took me over 2 years
then why aren't they attacking you for not going fulltime a month in like everyone else does here?
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>>5617688
Go full time now, Jörmy
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>>5617692
Bullshit, I went full time before I passed. You're just making excuses. If you can be scared out of being a woman then you aren't a real woman.

>>5617688
Only if you're still full time.
If you're still full time then yes, you get bonus points.
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>>5617700
>I went full time before I passed
Now that is straight up cringe. How many people did you gross out doing that?
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>>5617703
less than you do when you post your god awful pictures you fucking mutant
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>>5617699
But its too scary. I still have panic attacks whenever I go get gendered female or when I remember what I look like
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>>5617697
>then why aren't they attacking you for not going fulltime a month in like everyone else does here?
Because I'm anon, because I talk nowhere near as much bullshit as you, because I acknowledge what people say, because I don't make up lies and contradict myself and because I'm persistent.
Just a guess.
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>>5617703
>Not passing because of how other people will react
You're just doing this to attract the attention of others, if you were really a woman you'd express that regardless. If "grossing" out some one else stops you, then you never deserve to be a woman. If you're not willing to suffer for it, you don't really want it. You're just a man, Eliot.

>>5617694
Didn't you get a boyfriend? Put out you fucking prude.
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>>5617694
>tfw went from pure maiden to a slut in the span of a couple months
>all thanks to a trip I met from mtfg
I could write a book tbqh
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>>5617705
Maybe see someone about that, that or maybe endure it.
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>>5617711
says the nigga who won't even come out to anyone off the internet
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>>5617410
canada is freezing cold, half of the people only speak french, as an expat you wont have social services like back home, you wont even have friends to invite you out until you make new friends with strangers
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>>5617708
That is some bullshit. Presenting as a girl when you don't pass only creeps out cis people and puts yourself at risk for violince and homelessness. Its not about wanting it bad enough or not, its about ensuring survival. Does it fucking suck I can't feel normal in my own body, sure, but being homeless and non passing is worse than non passing and saving up for operations that will help me pass.
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>>5617712
Pls
I'll come out at some stage, I promise
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Had a moment of positivity last night thinking I'd start HRT this year, went shopping online and got an adorable dress and shoes, some tights. Now I'm back to 'why take pills every day so I can possibly be happy with what little youth I have left, pretending to be something I'm not. While horrifying my legbuttphobic family. Why not just skip ahead a few years and end it?' At least my parents will think I was just a very depressed normal boy, instead of regretting giving me life in the first place.

Please tell me everything will be fine.
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>>5617718
you better or I'll throw acorns at your mother
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>>5617705
Not to be rude but you brought all of this on yourself.
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>>5617720
>Please tell me everything will be fine.
But it won't...
I've always thought, even if I don't make it, at least I get buried and be remembered as a woman.
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>>5617711
I saw a gender counselor and his advice was basically "passing doesnt matter just be a hon lol :)". Also saw a psych about anxiety but he didnt want to talk about anything trans related

>>5617713
Don't residents get healthcare? Maybe I should move to finland, I'd get free healthcare there for being australian

>>5617724
How? By transitioning in the first place? I guess so
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>>5617720
>Had a moment of positivity last night thinking I'd start HRT this year, went shopping online and got an adorable dress and shoes
I used to get those but then I remembered I'm a hairless gorilla and gave up.
that was a little off topic you should consider expressing yourself instead of considering suicide, family can be the hardest part and a major driving factor behind self doubt and loathing, just know what you're not alone and I;m certain there is someone within your circle of friends who will care about you enough to support you, don't give up your live your life for you
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>>5617712
so what, I did not come out until over a year into HRT, everyone at their own pace.

>>5617715
you really need to get out more.

>>5617720
start caring about yourself more, if your family doesn't want to help you they don't deserve your concern either.
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>>5617720
Stop pretending to be a girl then. Some of us actually feel like one and we take hormones so we look closer to what we feel. You have the wrong mindset. Don't kill yourself though.
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>>5617708
B-but its been so long since I've been close to someone, and even longer for him.

>>5617709
I have a feeling this is what will happen to me, Im anxious about sex stuff but at the same note I know once it happens Ill probably love it.
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>>5617728
>I saw a gender counselor and his advice was basically "passing doesnt matter just be a hon lol :)"
I had one tell me the same thing. Only if they knew what that implied in the real world. Pic related.
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tfw fulltime at just short of two months.
tfw unpassing but cute and if you're cute you can get away with anything, passing is a meme
suck my thumb-sized intersex clitty you jelly hons
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>>5617730
did you even read what I was getting at? or did your honlyness just cherrypick
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>>5617728
>"passing doesn't matter just be a hon lol :)"
Are all gender therapists like this? I hear the same story from others too.
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>>5617728
You did get what you paid for. Pucker up and bite the bullet or become Kayla 2.0 your choice.
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>>5617715
If you think that presenting as a girl only creeps out cis people then you aren't trans, and don't get transpeople. It's not a choice you deluded fetishist, stop taking the hormones and making the rest of us look worse.
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>>5617736
Holy shit because passing doesnt matter you agp creep. Its about personal elation, real transpeople transition because they have to, not because they want to. You can mock hons but every single hon on this board is more of a woman than you will ever be.
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>>5617728
despite the /pol/ memes actually emigrating anywhere is always an uphill battle that you have to fight alone or get screwed
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>>5617743
Fucking potc was more of a woman than kayla
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>>5617740
Mine sure were.
Guess what, 2 of them were hons, the other some uneducated kiddo barely older than me.
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>>5617743
I wouldn't go that far. There are some pretty hardcore hons here. Besides Kyler isn't trans just batshit crazy.
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>>5617728
>>5617736
You're twisting what people say so you have someone else to blame for your complacency and unwillingness to live as women.
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>>5617726
The way I see it, my gender doesn't matter when I'm dead except to my parents, who I'm sure will latch onto life another 20 years.

As shitty as they are, they're my parents and it's hard to justify putting them through what they would think is worse than me dying, so that I can live a fragment of my life being happy before I just turn into a middle aged tranny and kill myself anyway.
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>>5617747
passing is everything and if you can't see that then you are full of self delusion

>>5617743
Presenting as a girl and not passing creeps out cis people. Creeped out cis people will retaliate and either kill you or mock you so not passing isn't an option to sane people.
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>>5617752
Name the hons.
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>>5617752
So long as they are full time they are more of a woman than Eliot. But Eliot isn't a woman, so that goes without saying.
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>>5617759
trip on melly
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>>5617757
>Passing is everything
AGP
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>>5617752
when did Edie start hitting the weights?
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>>5617761
I have seen what not passing does in a public situation and trust me its not a thing anyone wants to see.
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>>5617761
There is no such thing as AGP.
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>>5617759
>kayla's name is Eliot
>mfw
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>>5617765
actually it isn't, its kayla. I am that on all my new documents.
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>>5617757
Stop trying to rationalize your bullshit. Name one trip that got killed for going ft early.
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>>5617758
I don't know really, I filter most of them. CFH, half the /tlg, Slim Shady, there was that Mexican sissy from a while ago, "den mother", the list goes on. That's just regarding the physical appearance. It's even worse when you take behavior into account. Then you get a lot of female neckbeards.

>>5617759
Is Kyler's name Eliot or are you just Rogering him?

>>5617762
Dollface would have been an excellent weight lifter and no joke. Squat, wide,short torso, short legs, the works.
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>>5617765
>tfw he's dumb enough to confirm it.
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>>5617756
If mine didn't support me I'd screw them over royally. They're the ones who fucked me up in the first place.
Don't just suffer for others, that will most certainly get you killed.
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>>5617766
Please have a seat here mister Kayla. Tell us why do you want to work at LEGO sir?
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>>5617768
The trips that went full time early are filthy stinking rich so they don't have to worry about getting work or anything like that so they can creep as many people out as they want with no ramifications to their living situation. But me, I can't because I am living with my mom and have no money to move out and she said I cannot present till I finish electrolysis and have my nose job.
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>>5617775
xd
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>>5617750
How did you react to them?
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>>5617740
Probably

>>5617741
Pls I've been on hrt longer than her, she's gonna become jörmy 2.0

>>5617748
Ohh well I'm used to fighting alone [spoiler];~;[/spoiler]

>>5617754
Speaking of twisting words...
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>>5617776
Hey Rumy. Come to laugh at Kayla?
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>>5617766
Whatever you say, Eliot.

>>5617770
Kaylas birthname is really Eliot.
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>>5617780
u know it bb
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>>5617781
no its not
damn anon you mad
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>>5617775
What about that Moko girl? I heard she had to transition while poor af
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>>5617775
Check your privilege before you start ragging on those other trips. You don't understand the struggle women in the country go through.
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>>5617777
Told the first two to get fucked, started self-medding after the first one.
Now with the third one I'm just like whatever give me the papers or I'll just pay Chett or Suporn some 300 bucks to write them for me and you've seen the last of me.
Not like I'll ever see them again after SRS anyway.
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>>5617781
>Eliot
How can someone's life turn into a meme...

>>5617782
I know it's fun and all but you should probably filter her. It won't do you any good in the long run being exposed to such idiocy.
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>>5617783
You got mad at it and confirmed it the other day, sorry Eliot. You fucked up bad, man.
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>>5617775
So rich.
And that's just one account.
And you know what? I'd still rather spend it on a gun to kill myself.
A fucked life will always be fucked up.
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>>5617786
Oh
Good luck with that then.
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>>5617784
She was feminine before hrt and didn't need any surgery like I need to pass. Most trans people are lucky enough to pass well before even going on hrt, being ugly doesn't make me any less of a girl, it just means my transition is going to be harder than everyone's.

>>5617785
troll, you are a troll
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>>5617778
with so many supportive friends, family and professors if you think you're fighting alone that's because you're not treating people well
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>>5617791
Don't end up a bitter tranny Kupps.
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>>5617793
>Most trans people are lucky enough to pass well before even going on hrt
Nigga what.
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>>5617775
kek i work minimum wage part time hours and sponge off my parents so i don't starve. i had to fight a battle with my employer the year before when my old job tried to fire me due to 'emotional instability' (there were rumors i was trans even though i wasn't transitioning at the time) but i ended up quitting anyway. i had to choose between transition and driving because i can't afford mones and laser as well as running a car.

still went fulltime after a couple of months without passing. i had two eastern european men try and grope me and got stared at a bit by people at first but no-one murdered me and no-one howled abuse at me in the street and i live in a swampy, backwater hick town

E A T S H I T
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>>5617790
Why not get ffs?
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>>5617790
>tfw when own multiple firearms
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>>5617793
>over a year on HRT
>Still not full time
What transition?
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>>5617791
Thanks. Psychologists are just generally people you don't want to deal with. They're really only there to give you whatever sorts of papers so your health insurance shuts its mouth. Or the surgeons with their WPATH nonsense, as it is.
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>>5617798
Sounds like you made all those problems and they could have been avoided with better planning.
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Wow I was going to say hello but it doesn't look like this thread is worth joining
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>>5617800
Shut up, Soap.
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>>5617805
help me
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>>5617799
I plan to, but it'll never unfuck me. I can end up passing but inside I'm still not fit for this world.

>>5617800
Lend me a bullet then?
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>>5617805
run while you still can
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>>5617793
>My transition is harder than anyone elses
Do you ever shut the fuck up oh my god. Get a job for one you white privileged sissy bitch.
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i'm soooooo tired
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>>5617808
>I can end up passing but inside I'm still not fit for this world.
why not?
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>>5617793
idk about that since I've never seen her pre-HRT but at she tried whereas you continue to lash out at those who pass when you could if you actually made an effort.

>>5617796
I'm not going to, I prefer to be happy for others than let jealousy overcome

>>5617802
What's WPATH?

>>5617812
Hi Kit
How's it going?
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>>5617812
Kit
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>>5617811
>white
so korra how are you?
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>>5617806
O-ok.

>>5617808
Sure, but they're not much use on their own.

>>5617812
Hi Kit, how's HRT treating you?
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>>5617803
what, kind of like you with your problems? i sucked it up and got on with it.
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>>5617812
hello kit
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>>5617814
moko never made an effort, all she needed was long hair and girl clothes to pass, that isn't called effort. Effort is grinding day in day out at a painful job just to be able to afford hrt and put some money away for a surgery I will never be able to afford.
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>>5617817
>All black trannies must be Korra
Seriously Eliot?
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Kayla you're not the only transwoman in the world who has it tough.
There's lots of people here who are far manlier and uglier than you and yet they never spew salt like you. Get a grip.
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>>5617823
go back to tumbler
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>>5617821
but you don't have a job so where are you getting that idea from?
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>>5617828
Lol
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>>5617824
>far manlier and uglier than you
bullshit, everyone here can pass with just long hair and makeup, even that can't make my fugly self pass
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>>5617814
Hi Kuppy ! I'm p goood just trying to stay awake a bit longer so I can sleep through the night and not wake up at like 3am or something.

>>5617816
Maddie :3

hi qt

>>5617818
hey moap ! it's p good so far but i have had a lot of headaches so far. i am a bit hungover rn tho so mb that is contributing. i'm trying to make sure i drink a tonne of water tho.

how are you going?

>>5617820
hi liz :3
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does eddie have her slutty ass posted somewhere?
god i want to breed that
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>>5617813
Because no matter if man or woman, I'm bipolar and it wrecks me mercilessly.
Don't know how much any clustered personality disorders handicap you, but if it's comparable, then fuck living like that, it's more pain than any joy this world could possibly offer.
Not like any bf or gf is gonna put up with someone so broken either.

>>5617818
Well, obviously. I'll need to test your gun too.

>>5617814
>What's WPATH?
WPATH standards of care, the guidelines surgeons and therapist go by in tranny care.
They list that you need a referral for SRS and all that crap.
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>>5617828
Because I have been doing interviews all week for a job. I am trying to change my neet ways but I doubt I will ever get work.
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>>5617832
Shut the fuck up
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>>5617812
Hey Kit, how's the australia day hangover going?
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>>5617821
Then why don't you get a job?
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>>5617833
how has your week been young lady? other than the headaches and hrt (congratulations on skittles by the way! :3)
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>>5617843
I have been interviewing all week.
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>>5617832
So by that logic since I have long hair, I should be passing 50% of the time right?

>>5617848
Well good
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>>5617832
>tfw pass with no makeup

>>5617833
Sounds like it, water should help though. Been partying I take it? Im pretty good, enjoying an evening to myself. Probably gonna open a book and read for a bit then finally go to sleep soon.

>>5617837
Alright, but you have to trip on LSD and marathon NGE with me first. If you still wanna die after that Ill let you.
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>>5617849
>So by that logic since I have long hair, I should be passing 50% of the time right?
Shave, do perfect makeup, style your hair, and I bet you would pass better than I can.
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>>5617821
ahhhh it feels good to be employed
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>>5617852
But you don't try because you won't take a job
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>>5617852
Already shaved desu
but there's definitely way more too it than that
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>>5617850
>Alright, but you have to trip on LSD and marathon NGE with me first. If you still wanna die after that Ill let you.
Quite an offer.
If I came over there though, you'd have to provide a couch for quite a while.
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uh what?
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>>5617821
Yet you're a neet, you dont put effort into anything, you sit on your ass ramming tendies down your gullet. Go fuck yourself.
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>>5617857
more too it than what? Your face isn't fucked like mine
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>>5617846
thanks liz !

my week has been really good i think. i spent the last two days at my friends apartment who lives in the southside of the city on the river, it was very nice. we had australia day there so we could watch the fireworks and went to the festival earlier on as well.

>>5617850
yeah ! the last two days were just a lot of drinking for me really and not much sleep. a quiet evening sounds really nice rn tho. please take care moap !
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>>5617860
I put effort into everything I do. Don't be a brit calling me a neet when you live off nhs and government handouts.
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>>5617861
idk
I've got some shitty facial features
but face isn't the only thing that will make one pass
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>>5617864
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>>5617864
The government doesnt give me anything right now because it takes years to get hrt in this country, and i work for everything i own. No handouts here faggot
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>>5617863
degenerate
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>>5617870
>i work for everything i own
what kind of work?
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>>5617870
how much do you charge for anal?
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>>5617871

why am I a degenerate tho? ._.;
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>>5617864
>26, living with mommy
>no job
>no social skills
>sitting on at least 10 grand but won't do anything with it
>won't work any job because superiority complex
>bitter as fuck
>effort, everybody
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>>5617874
Does it matter what work i do? at the end of the day it gives me money for my transition.

>>5617876
$75 & pizza desu
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>>5617874
So you can tell them it's a shitty profession and that real men only work construction and this little trolling spree of yours can continue?
At this point I don't know who's more retarded - you or the people responding to you.

>>5617878
You just don't understand.
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>>5617877
you did buttsex while drunk this week
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>>5617863
Sounds really lovely Kit, here's wishing your 2016 is always that way :3
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>>5617858
Well it takes ten hours to marathon all of NGE+EoE, but assuming you decided to live after such an event(you would), I would happily listen to you and let you stay with me for a bit. Assuming you aren't dangerous.

>>5617863
Sounds fun, Im not much of a drinker myself. Hope you sleep well tonight, I can't stand not sleeping. Sleeping is one of the main things I live for.

>>5617870
God that sucks. I'm really glad I live in the US when I consider that aspect of transhealthcare in Europe. If I was born over there I could still be pre-hrt right now.
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>>5617881
She probably thinks the govt. employs you to be a neet.
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>>5617884
Here's wishing you jump off the deep end this year
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>>5617886
Yeah it sucks, a fellow brit has been waiting over a year to get seen by a gender therapist.
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>>5617883
no i didn't i've never even kissed a boy before ,_,

>>5617884
thanks liz :3

i hope yours is really nice as well !
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Recently I've started noticing tiny white flecks on the centre of my nipples (not the aerola). I can brush them away but they seem to coincide with periods of boob pain. 3 months on mones. What is this, is it normal?
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>>5617894
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>>5617886
I thought it would take longer...
Well, true, if I kill myself anyway it won't matter, but if I flew all the way over there to live you'll be stuck with me for a bit.
Don't think I'm dangerous to anyone but myself either.

Whereabout are you anyway?
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>>5617889
that's really vague, if you want me to die at least suggest a bridge
>>5617893
I hope so, I should be starting in march and then my true journey to hondom begins
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>>5617878
>won't work any job because superiority complex
But I finally have been finding jobs that are hiring that give me my own office so its all good now. You think for a second I ever wanted a normal pleb job? No, I wanted my own fucking office and a salary, not that per hour bullshit.
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>>5617899
If your life has devolved to the point where you postpone your suicide to watch shitty overrated anime with a degenerate junkie tranny, just kill yourself
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>>5617903
Would you give head to get ahead?
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>>5617903
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>5617903
What's so bad about a pleb job? You're still getting shekels.
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>>5617905
fuck yeah I would, I would give head just to give head
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i need a blowjob stat
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>>5617891
Holy shit, the horror. What purgatory. How far along in the process are you?

>>5617893
You should kiss a boy, it's pretty awesome.
The best part is being held.

>>5617899
Well, its 11 hours if you include episodes 25+26 and EoE, I normally replace 25/26 with EoE though.
I wanna start doing marathons starting on episode 8, it should cut the watchthroughs down to a bit under 8 hours, which is perfect to remain tripping for the duration of the show.

But Ramiel is my favorite angel, and missing it in Eps 5 and 6 would be sad.
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>>5617903
>>5617905

>not just sucking on a dildo on cam and making 100$+ an hour

shiggydiggy familia
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>>5617904
>just kill yourself
Too pussy to do it, and she's offering me a gun, so that's kinda the point of it all.

That side, I'll take a degenrate junkie tranny over ever meeting someone like you.
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>>5617899
Oh and I'm in Arizona, US.
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>>5617915
>degenerate junkie tranny
hello have i been summoned?
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>>5617908
>What's so bad about a pleb job?
Lack of respect. No way am I going to have anyone boss me around in real life. I have quit jobs in the past where there was even just a moment of being bossed around. I can't take that shit, I am boss caliber, I give orders, not take them. The sales job I am interviewing for today gives me a office and makes me an commissioned contractor so I will have no boss.
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>>5617903
you put your life on hold waiting for the perfect thing 'you deserve'... even if it comes along you'll have wasted half your life. meanwhile there are people fulltime, in relationships, working crappy jobs, but are happy and fulfilled. even the bitterest of hons usually have an ex-wife and kids, they can at least say they lived a bit even if it was a farce.
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>>5617914
Morning Edie
>I need this money
>too ugly to cam
pls help
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>>5617913
I spoke to my doctor beginning of november last year for a referral, i didnt hear anything back so im self medding for now. Situation sucks but there isnt alot i can do about it.
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>>5617904
Hey.
My genes are of the highest purity and I'm not a junkie.
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>>5617919
>I give orders, not take them
except from ur mom
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>>5617920
>you put your life on hold
Yes and it will be worth it in the end. Sure its been horrible and I have been alone but at least if I get the kind of job I want soon I can afford to be a better person and keep company with people that are more valuable than the rest.
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>>5617913
Eh I know pretty much nothing about NGE anyway, except that its weird and an anime.
If the LSD doesn't fix my ADD for the time being you'll have a hard time making me watch that...
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>>5617919
You can't even order your own food you delusional fuck
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>>5617919
I'm perfectly fine working a minimum wage job
Idc if they boss me around, after all they are the boss. A minimum wage job could in theory gain me enough money to pay for transition and SRS in like 3 years and that's assuming I am payed minimum wage and don't get kicked out.
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>>5617913
i want to sooo bad
its like the thing i want the most. i have to wait till i when i stop looking like a boy tho ;_;
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>>5617922
Wow that's so weird, I got referred at the exact same time and just had my second appointment, I think I've been really luck though
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>>5617924
Yeah but not anyone else.
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>>5617919
Judging by this post alone, you have absolutely none of the skills and attributes that would make you a good boss. I'll honestly be impressed if you can pull off becoming any kind of executive with the immature personality that you have.
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>>5617922
yo Remy, what clinic you are getting referred to? Nottingham is strict and ass backwards but with waiting times of 6-12 months, Charing Cross is a flat 12 months, Leeds is 3 and a half years... I'm a few months ahead in the waiting process but I've heard nothing too, I guess you hear nothing until they summon you.
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>>5617904
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>>5617929
>Idc if they boss me around, after all they are the boss.
How could you put up with that? Why not strive to be the boss instead of a sheep?
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>>5617937
how can you strive to be the boss without the experience of being a sheep first???
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>>5617927
I know a great way to appease a bad case of ADD!

There are these 9mm capsules that go into the side of your head
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>>5617935
i asked to go to charing cross, nottingham is closer to me but im not going there even if you paid me to.
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>>5617926
give me a wave from the gutter when you work your way up that far, kayboy
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>>5617919

the job you're going to be doing is based like...90% on commissions tho. literally every person who walks through the door is your boss and you're going to have to suck up to all of them. idu you lol

>>5617921

;3;
i'm sure you're not too ugly, but idk. i love my job so much. i took 4 days off because i needed a weekend to myself and because i was with a boy having hot sex and cuddling and stuff, and even taking those 4 days off i still paid all my bills for the next month and have my rent money set aside. literally all the money i make from now until the 15th is going straight into the bank. you can't really say or do that with other jobs yknow
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>>5617937
Lol, and you were talking about having to work hard earlier. Seriously Eliot just stop pretending you're trans, all you really are is a spoiled brat.
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>>5617938
Because fuck being a sheep. If there is one thing i hate more than all its following the status quo.
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>>5617937
Because my ambitions are not to become the manager of McDonalds. A shit job like that would be a temporary thing until I've gotten enough shekels for whatever I need.
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god i hate rich people like eddie
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>>5617940
oh... i'm referred to nottingham. i heard good things about chx but i was referred to nottingham under the idea it'd take 6 months, but judging by figures and admissions last year, for new referrals its 12. desu CHX is worth the wait, judging by my friends who went there
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>>5617943
>literally every person who walks through the door is your boss and you're going to have to suck up to all of them
Nope, a good salesman is the one who takes lead in the conversation and makes sure buyer can't live their life without the product.
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>>5617939
Are you just gonna ramble or actually provide me a gun?
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>>5617949
Good luck desu, as far as i know nottingham still requires you to go fulltime before hormones ;_;
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>>5617954
Jesus
What is the logic behind that?
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>>5617946
> If there is one thing i hate more than all its following the status quo.
>oh no if i don't pass perfectly i must hide because i don't fit in and i can't go against society and what people think
>i must ascribe to the most stereotypical depiction of women ever
>the whole world is my boss and i live in fear

>salesman

oh kasbar, never change
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>>5617922
Nawh I get it, I'd almost certainly self med in your spot too. I had to wait like a total of 5 months for HRT over here once I came out and I thought that was bad.

>>5617927
It's a masterpiece.
LSD might couchlock you, yeah. But you're free to leave at anytime, just be aware you only get to use my firearm if you sit there and finish the show with me.
And I will sit there and finish the show.

>>5617930
:( Shit sucks, Id say it takes about two years to start passing. Its well worth the wait though.

>>5617943
I want to but I'd be too scared and ashamed. Ive told you as much already though.
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>>5617955
to make sure you're as truetrans™ as possible
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>>5617943
I can kinda do that with my current job but only because I don't spend money on much else. I think I like the idea of the money you get from camming more than the idea of actually doing it, you're really successful mostly because you enjoy it (and you're not unattractive (no homo))
>>5617947
though Mcdonalds manager looks good on a resume to a degree, it shows quite a bit of dedication and pressured time management.
but reasoning with kayla is a lost cause
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>>5617960
God damn it, I'd hate to be in that situation
In Australia, I believe it's up to the doctor, so I better hope I don't get one who makes me do RLE and forks over the skittles
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>>5617954
i've been self medding for 5 months, i went fulltime at 2 months, i dressed in mainly androgynous clothing and went to my psych referral back in september dressed as a femboy/dyke amalgam. ive had surgery on my face. i've had a name change. ive had laser. i pass. desu the longer it takes for me to get my first appointment, the further along i'll be. i'll be fine desu
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>>5617964
Thats why im avoiding that clinic like the plague, id rather spend £50 on a train to go to london senpai.

>>5617965
wow, kinda jelly tbhon
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>>5617963
I don't think I'd make a good manager though, I don't believe I possess the qualities of a good leader.
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>>5617959
I'm really tempted to just be like fuck it and fly over there. But I've got pretty important appointments and a surgery in less than a month ;_;
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r8 this pizza
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>>5617948

i'm not rich tho necessarily

>>5617950

you don't think catering to someone and making sure they're taken care of and all that other shit is sucking up...? salesman aren't bosses, they have bosses and then they have to listen and cater to everyone who comes into their store. even independent shop owners have to do that because even if they are they own bosses they still have to bust their ass and it's all about their customers. you're not working at a particularly high level job and if you don't do well you'll not only be fired but you won't be making shit all because the salary is nothing. this is why i'm saying your logic doesn't make much sense lol

>>5617959

ye i mean it's not for everyone for sure

>>5617963

thx familia c: yeah i mean i bust my ass, literally, sometimes to make really good money. it's not like hard necessarily, but it's not something a lot of people genuinely enjoy or are good at. not that being able to do what i do is really even a marketable skill outside of cam work, but still. i like the fact that i can buy whatever i want and still live comfortably on my own and i can take care of myself. i don't really have anyone to rely on except myself so like it's nice that i can do that stuff yknow? that's the whole reason i got into it in the first place. had i another option i prob wouldn't
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>>5617971
vomit inducing/10
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>>5617966
Yeah
If I go to a therapist who tells me to RLE, I'll tell them to fuck off and search for another, if I don't find one who will give me tit pills quickly, I guess perpetual self-med.
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>>5617974
ytho
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>>5617966
i'm still terrified they'll pull some sort of shit on me though for self medding or for doing too much or say something about my name being too androgynous and my presentation being too androgynous so i'm not committed enough. ugh terrified.
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>>5617972
Its not a normal place, they sell race cars new and used and race bikes, there is no need to suck up to a customer like at a plebeian car dealership.
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>>5617972
>really good money
>not rich
>bust ass
>stretch asshole
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>>5617977
Because you put mushrooms on it. Mushrooms are a fungus.
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>>5617969
>I've got pretty important appointments
It's not like you could disappoint anyone even more than you already have. They will all understand because they know your spineless, flaky and on your last legs. If you just get on that plane, you can go enjoy an awkward encounter with a stranger that wants you to look at a universally panned shitshow while doing some shitty 70s drug.
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>>5617980
>there is no need to suck up to a customer like at a plebeian car dealership.
Be sure to tell them that in the interview, Eliot. Im sure it will go great.
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>>5617972
If you have so much money then why don't you take some English lessons?
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>>5617978
it's kind of normal to worry about all that stuff but they won't ever condemn you for doing too much and they're used to people self medding. They'll just be happy you've done so much
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>>5617984
newsflash: there's fungi all over your body.
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>>5617988
>Im sure it will go great.
I will tell them either they buy or they die.
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>>5617971
ive seen better but i love mushrooms... put garlic oil and fresh chopped parsley on there and you got yourself a winner
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>>5617990
>They'll just be happy you've done so much
because doctors just loooove people treating and diagnosing themselves
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>>5617984
delicious fungus
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>>5617969
We'd have to get to know eachother on skype first.
Im frightened of strangers.

>>5617972
If I was in a more desperate situation Im sure Id open up to the idea of it more.

>>5617984
Shrooms might hurt your tummy but its worth it for the answers.
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>>5617993
Yelp is that way, fuckwad
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>>5617994
on my second appointment the person was happy I was self medding and actually congratulated me on doing it so well :p
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>>5617994
gender therapists of all people know how desperate trannies are.
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>>5617990
this is Nottingham, the draconian tranny hon-palace of legend, where the only RLE is living a full lifetime as a super clockable bearded drag queen and getting titty skittles sprinkled on your grave at the end of it
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>>5617999
I'm sure nothing would make that person's workday more giddy than finding out you offed yourself when you miss your appointment
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>>5617964
I intend to debate down a psyche who suggests rle with simple dandenong facts
>>5617967
I thought that way once and outside of work I'm barely outgoing but sink or swim with money involved I learned to order people older than me at 16 (not mcdonalds though, maybe I should have back then) it was weird, I think you'd be capable of managing people if you really wanted it
>>5617972
>i bust my ass, literally
>pic related mfw
at the end of the day enjoying what you do and getting what you want out of life while doing so is all that truly matters and I'm glad you have that.
I do love my job also, I wouldn't trade arguing with indians and bogans over things they can't have because I don't sell them or give discounts for anything, I oddly quite enjoy it and the anti discrimination policy is the gift that will keep on giving as I could possibly be the first trans manager in a busy store in Victoria next year
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>>5617985
LSD is pretty awesome desu.
And hey, at least thats some social interaction for once. If I don't like it I still get to kill myself right there. It's a win-win.

>>5617997
We can skype a bit, though I'm really not too fond about talking about animes...
Got a trash mail or so?
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>>5618000
Gender therapists are pretty much just glorified sounding boards. They just have to go with whatever crazy shit clearly ill people tell them.
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i just found a picture of myself tucking
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>>5618006
Sorry I suddenly don't feel like talking to a degenerate like you, sorry c:
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>>5617980

i mean...if anything i would think you would need to suck up even more since the people going there aren't going to be idiots

>>5617981

i'm glad you got that innuendo ^__~
i mean if we're being honest here i make more money than people who get paid 70k annually, and if i work as much as i normally should i break six figures, but i still do get taxed each year so like ... it's not like i'm actually making 100,000$

>>5617989

? because i speak english. very well in fact. to the point that i've qualified for advanced english studies my whole life. ~chat speak~ as a vernacular is becoming an increasingly popular form of communication, and the subtext needed to understand it as such is extensive. if you think i'm an idiot because i choose not to waste my time capitalizing everything, or using proper punctuation on a japanese inspired imageboard then frankly i question your own intellectual capacity as well as your vision. not to say there isn't a time and place for everything, but if you judge someone off of posts on 4chan in general you're not just trivializing them, but you're also depriving yourself.

>>5617997

trust me you don't want to be in that situation lmao

>>5618004

woah that's pretty cool :o what is it you do exactly??
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>>5617255
Show hips pwease
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>>5618009
Well being anon was fun. You can tell by the filename this is clearly not me.

>>5618006
[email protected]
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>>5618009
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You're not Moap. Are you not getting bored of this? You're pretty pathetic.
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>>5618014
>le trol so pathetic leeel reddit FTW xDFDD
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>>5618012
Can you two retards fuck off to skype now? No one is fucking interested in your suicide anime rp club.
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>>5618003
if the system is so bad that missing an appointment is enough to drive you to suicide then that seems to be more of a problem then self-diagnosis
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>>5618010
You know, this just makes me feel worse about wasting my best years on a "real job" for shit pay. At least I should keep earning the same while not working at all now that I'm a potential PR disaster.
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>>5618010
I work for eb games (the Canadian and Australian Gamestop) I'm oddly liked by my staff and my regular customers but I'm eyeing a busier store closer to the Melbourne city center so I can move to a nicer area (where I live now is young arabs who if their dads ever caught them acting up the way they are would beat them without mercy and serbians who come and tell me how much they hate the lebs here)
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>>5618021
Copy that
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>>5618021
COPY THAT
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>>5618023
Beat you to it!
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>>5618021
Do you work with this guy?
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>>5618025
damn you
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>>5618023
>>5618022

Wat
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>>5618010
I don't doubt that, Im thankful Im not in such a spot.

>>5618018
Anon mad he couldn't impersonate me. No worries, Im heading off to bed. Night all.
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>>5618029
Call of Duty
Advanced Warfare
Xbox One

Copy that
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>>5618020

ya that's the one good thing about camming. i make a lot of money but trans cammers in general aren't watched as much as popular cis girls unless you're like bailey or sarina tier, and even then people don't know who sarina is all the time in her real life. none of what i do is connected to my legal name at all, and i can easily use my actual name when i work a regular job after getting FFS and unless my employers watch trans porn they won't know shit. i just like...had no money and no family (16 in the middle of miami) after getting out of an abusive relationship so i started camming. i didn't know a single person that could really help me for hundreds of miles in any direction. i couldn't survive on shit pay at "real jobs" like other people so i started camming at 20 and then got my own apartment in a new state and bought a ton of furniture and stuff and now here i am.

>>5618021

AAAAHHHHH I'M SO JEALOUS LOL
i would love to work for EB Games or Gamestop OMFGGG that used to be one of my job goals when i was in my teens ;-; that's so cool!!!!! i hope you get the position at the busier location!!!!!

>>5618022
>>5618023
>>5618025

yall are so creepy lmao

>>5618030

^-^ same. <3
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>>5618036
>not knowing the memes
go to tumblr queer
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>mfw transgirls dont carry in states where its legal to conceal carry and defend yourself
>that shit that happened in Austin

Its like you want this to happen to you
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>>5618038

I KNOW MAYMAYS BUT SOME PPL LEGIT WRITE THIS STUFF DOWN!!!! I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN
i never know with yall!!!!!!!!
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>>5618021
can you send me a copy of battle toads?
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>>5618041
>tfw when carry concealed everyday
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>>5618044
I applied for my CCW here in california, I want this gun
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>>5618047
that peashooter, cmon kayla
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>>5618036
Well, now I'm old and ugly, with nothing to look forward to. Only friend I have left is an imaginary one I'll have to kill off before it drives me completely crazy anyway. My life was wasted, and there's nothing to salvage. Was sooo worth wasting my youth getting an asswipe of a degree and indenturing myself to the government...
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>>5618044
Bery gud

>>5618047
>Commiefornia
>Taurus Curve
>Taurus

Nigga just get the m&p shield or g43
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>>5618047
>tfw Arizona
What's a permit? Ive never heard of those.
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>>5618050
its a tiny light concealed carry gun with dual lights and a laser for walking to my car at night. I like it.
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>>5618058
You have to have a permit to concealed carry in every state but you wouldn't know anything about obeying the law because you are a druggie.
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>>5618059
why not buy a meme pistol like a glock or usp
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Tfw use a hi point as my car gun
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>>5618041

>that shit that happened in Austin

that happened to my friend. pls don't be shitty.

>>5618051

you have your whole life to look forward to wtf are you talking about? lol
i love getting older. each year i know more stuff and i get closer to knowing what i truly want out of my life. i just don't like my skin aging which is why i spend so much money on my skincare. but like my hair and parts of my eyebrows have started to grey and i am def getting older. you can't stop that stuff, youth is fleeting. just strive for new goals and be happy. i want to be very dita von teese when i get older. she's 43.
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>>5618041
le victim blaming
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>>5618041
what happened in austin? some tranny get raped?
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>>5618069
sorry friend im a eurocuck, i cant shoot muhammed if he decides its sexy beheading time
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>>5618067
I don't have goals, and I don't have the physiology needed to be he happy. I'm just, well, waiting for death...
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>>5618062
If you're over 21 in the the state of AZ and are a citizen of AZ and not a felon you can carry concealed without a permit.
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>>5618076
>I don't have goals, and I don't have the physiology needed to be he happy. I'm just, well, waiting for death...
iktf
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>>5618067
>>5618071
Its nobody's responsibility to defend your life but your own, you cant just wait for the police to arrive on the scene 30mins later or sometimes not at all
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>>5618022
>>5618023
>>5618026
more like that IS me
>>5618036
Thank you Edie! if I get the one I want I can move to a suburb in the city called Fitzroy, nothing but hipsters and legbutts which I am perfectly ok with seeing as I'm a weird borderline hipster legbutt.
There are a lot of people who didn't like the job because they forget it's a business and we have targets to meet but keeping that in mind you can still have a lot of fun, I really enjoy marketing and re merchandising the store layout and just getting to know my regular clientele
>>5618043
preorder the 2017 collectors edition goy only $99.95
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>>5618076
CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN
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>>5618062
Why the fuck would you know AZ's laws better than the person from Arizona? You're so entitled, Eliot.
Fucking retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_carry#Arizona
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>>5618081
still victim blaming.
it's everybody's responsibility to not attack someone.
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>>5618090
shut the fuck up you retard
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>>5618090
Its like you forget that we're trans and face a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered everyday
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>>5618076
>I don't have the physiology needed to be he happy

what's that mean exactly?
you should make goals familia. idk. i look like a teenager without makeup on and it's weird to me. i like looking my age.

>>5618081

i didn't say that. thx for not being shitty ^5

>>5618082

who doesn't love hipster legbutts tho i'm js. especially the qt hipster nerdy boys who go in there..... omg
i'm really glad you like your job and stuff ^__^
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>>5618083
I don't do horse, if that's what you're implying. I can't stand the sight of needles anymore and my arms are clean.
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>>5618087
trip on melly
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>>5618090
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>>5618094
Holy crap, its that bad?
I'd never put my gun away unless in the shower and bed, but alas, guns aren't allowed at all here.
One of the first things I'd do though if I moved to the US, get a gun.
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>>5618096
I was just reciting Linkin Park lyrics because what you wrote back there was straight out of a 13 year old emo's myspace
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>>5618095
What does that mean? Melancholic depression. No desire, no pleasure and the inescapable feeling of being dead already. Not very conducive to setting goals. And there's no one having plans for me. So, well, no future for me.
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>>5618106
Oh. I'm definitely too old to get that. Sorry.