/mtfg/ Transgirl General - We're all dead inside edition
Let's all get on hormones :D
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This jobseeker thing is retarded why did I sign up
>think ill just have to fill out some forms and get my neetbux
>walk into the place im having the interview
>there's a "skill builder zone" with a bed, some shelves with groceries, and a cafe table
>look at the form they gave me
>"what kind of work do you want to do?: warehouse, admin, customer service, retail etc"
Also they keep correcting each other on my pronouns :/ probably doesn't help that I have to use my boyname
I am so fucking afraid. I Scrwed up on a locksmith interview yesterday so bad. I don't know how I will do selling race cars. Like holy fuck it seems like too much responsibility yet again it would be more laid back then selling to normal average lame people. Basically if I land the job I need to move at least one car or bike a week to stay afloat.
Yes I am, its at a special place that sells race cars, used reconditioned race bikes, and drop gate trailers for hauling race stuff. I think the second they look at me though they will turn me down because I look like a tranny pretending to be a man.
Yes I actually am, I am serious as a heart attack. I saw the ad the second it was posted and applied and strangely enough they responded back. Apparently their last 2 salesmen quit because the market is fucked for race stuff right now and they could not live off of one commission a week. Since I have no bills or anyone to take care of I can live just fine off of commission.
I'm not lying this time. If I don't fuck up I will be selling race vehicles, but the commission is very very very small, I would be making about $400 a bike and $900 a car
If I can pass while using my boyname should I just keep it? Name changes are expensive
Don't you think being a car salesman would be a lot of work? You'd probably have to work in boymode too, transwomen who dress like 50's housewives don't make good racing car salespeople
Well I have to be in guy mode for the indefinite future anyway. I will never pass to the point I could work anywhere as a girl. Also I bought stuff from the place I am interviewing at anyway. All the salesmen do is pitch, sell, close, and do finance paperwork. There is no lifting involved. And the best part of all, its a job that requires lots of lying.
How much is it to change your names? It's only $165 here.
Because I need money for surgeries. If I can get a nose job, cheek implants, a chin shave, and a brow bossing shave then maybe just maybe I could pass. But that all together will cost several years worth of money.
h-hey have any of y'all urinated a tiny bit of blood, like after a vigorous round of butt stuff? It was only one time, but I'm scared
I just wanna ignore it and hope it doesn't happen again
can't be bothered to paste kayla's face on this atm
Reminds me of sheen and jormo somehow.
hijacking this, I had blonde hair when I was younger but it turned brown as I aged, has anyone with the same thing tried dyeing their hair to the blonde colour they had when they were younger?
I want to try but idk if it'd look weird
haha that's what my T was at before I started HRT
copy pasta cause I didn't see new bread
>gf has exam in 6 hrs
>neither of us can sleep
wat do ?
>Sitting back and watching Kayla get wrecked
Oh my sides. I cant stop laughing. I cant believe I have something in common with you people!
Does anyone else just not really feel much emotionally different after HRT? I'm happier I guess but all the people I spoke to always said how emotionally this or that it makes you, doctor said you might cry a lot etc.
I haven't shed a single drop in all these months, not felt any of these things. It's obviously having effects physically but...
Should I ask for stronger dosage or am I just fucked in the head?
>tfw after lurking here for so long that you learn kayla is just a huge fetishist and nothing more
it was the whole pink wig and fake date thing that did it for me.
DESU LIKE I GET IT DESPITE WHAT SOME MAY THINK LMAO >>5615796
BUT mostly just because i always loved watching my grandmother put on her lipstick when i was younger. it made her feel so confident and happy. i didn't really recognize her without it.
but girl even in saying that you can't have this weird thing of not wanting people to notice you/to even look at you, and not feel confident about presenting as female unless you get FFS...and then also want to wear dresses and red lipstick etc....you need to find a middle ground
IT'S MY DAY OFF OK? MY BUTTHOLE IS RECOVERING, LET ME HAVE THIS!!!
>I will never marry a cute cis gf
the fake dating story was the most cringeworthy thing I've ever read
just ad a simple "he captured me, cut my dick off and force-fed me mones" to the end and you have some weird AGP rape fanfic
>you need to find a middleground
in the game of fets you either go 1950s or turn Ace there is no middleground
nope, its the truth and if I don't fail the interview I will be employed this week. Sure I would have to stay in guy mode but at least I could go to class at night and get electro on Saturdays.
>that moment at like 23:30
Wow that woman is a fucking bitch. I would have straight kicked her in the mouth.
that's not true, I tried this 2 nights ago and look worse than ever
>just get light lipstick they said
>just take off the wig they said
my red hair is shit
>inb4 kayla claims to sale cars at 1 AM and gets raped by the owner during the interview
your fanfics get predictable Kay
it was basically went like this :
>guy acts shady as fuck
>start groping her
and the cringe was in the amount of detail on everything like "his lustful eyes locked on with mine, I could sense his penis getting hard and delt uncomfortable about him drooling all over me" level of creepy cringe
only problem kayla claimed to be to a restaurant that was already closed
after that she admitted to making it up
try the archive (loveisover or something, just google it) and then throw in the search stuff like kayla,car,date and look for a reply to get to the old general it happened in
>mfw people too busy having a bitchfight to do anything else.
IDK i just don't get it, like i love makeup and looking nice and all that stuff but like wearing red lipstick doesn't make me a woman?? but i like it and it's bold. but i also don't want ppl not to notice me or feel ashamed or weird about presenting as female??? maybe i'm looking too much into it
that's like the worst lip color ever that's why lmao!! you would want a more nude pink
i know like loving makeup or not loving it had nothing to do with being a woman imo
if you like it,if it makes you feel good and stuff go for it
but if you can't handle attention or don't like attention and still go full makeup it doesn't make you more of a woman regardless
tbqh sometimes I'd love to like makeup but it just isn't my cup of tea, weirdly enough I'm still a woman lmao
S C R E A M >>5615888
WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT WITH THAT NAME?? IDEK
try MAC's Velvet Teddy. it'll look loads better. coincidentally this lipstick also has a crossdresser name so you'll be more enticed to buy it i guess lmao!!
>weirdly enough I'm still a woman lmao
tru af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk it's just about what makes you comfortable and happy and from what i've gathered you feel that way without makeup, so there's no point imo
but who will supply us with laughs during the dark and cold hours of the night then ?
Fug. I just realized she's probably asleep rn.
i'm exhausted cause i got fucked hard by a giant dick and cuddled and woke up at like 8 am and it's only just now 9 pm ;__; i think i'm gonna floss/brush my teeth and then go to bed lol
fuck being trans in russia, I feel bad for them, first off the srs room looks horribly understaffed and non professional and the doctor is calling her "he"
i had a really long but ultimately fulfilling and productive day. i got gendered female after using my voice so idek wtf :<
what's wrong anon?
you want a bj or want to give one?
i saw your results! i'm glad you're happy =) higher dose seems like a good call
jelly omgggg. i have another date with my man tomorrow and am hoping he's gonna put his dick inside me for the first time
noice. watcha watching/playin?
Like show more forehead or sideswept bangs?
I'm not sure I understand.
well, growing old with someone you love and having offspring to visit you in your old age could make things seem worthwhile or some investment in life other than your own. sure theirs adoption and families who aren't related and see the people that raised them because of sentimental attachments I guess. probably normal to feel such a thing towards, I don't know. I just have mom
>what's wrong anon
Fucking everything, my doctor is gatekeeping me and my face is awful and masculine and I want to take an angle grinder to it when I look in a mirror, and I get the urge to mutilate and castrate and emasculate myself every time that I look down in the shower. I've been on testosterone blockers for 5 months and my doctor won't give me an estrogen script, and I don't have any idea when he will give me a prescription for estrogen, and there are no other doctors who do transgender stuff in the province.
I'm just going to drink cough syrup every day because it makes the dysphoria go away. Kill me.
idk he's not my bf or anything. we just cuddle and he buys me presents and food and we have sex and kiss a lot and watch shows and talk bout lots of stuff and we take lewd pics of us doing things and idk but he's not my bf..
it's pretty easy to get guys to be lewd with you in my experience
get that dickkkKKKK!! today was my butthole break day. tomorrow my butt will be 100% back in action familia. is this the second date tho or like
I LITERALLY JUST SHOUTED
S O F U C K I N G L O U D
MOUTH ANON I MISSED U
well the core principles of being motherly is one thats nuturing and caring and kind and gentle but its all just silly paganism dieties converted into abrahamic religions and sexism from the 50s.
where have u been omg
>i might get lucky
HE SHOULD FEEL SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but yaaasss ima root for u
yes it could lmao!! i was doing test shots, i'm in like the first initial stages of taking lewd photos and doing shows with someone else. it's been fun to do it so far tho at least
Someone has been lying to you or you're seriously underage.
BC's official stance is informed consent. Literally every doctor has the go ahead to prescribe estrogen without a psychiatrist's letter.
I've seen two different "experienced" endos and currently just get estrogen from my GP because it's easier.
Fuck how are my boobs getting nowhere >.>
>How's your diet?
mostly consists of meat and very unhealthy fattening foods (like bready stuff and potatos).
Beyond that I take 6 mg progynova daily and sit on my bum all day waiting for something to happen.
>tfw you've been staring at the same stupid database assignment for 4 hours
Fuck this, it's not too late for a career change to stripper is it?
Oh, wait can you email me your Skype/steam/ etc.? Drawing it out with my art skills is hard as fuck desu.
I think we have similar problem areas desu, and I wanna see you style it a few different ways desu.
I'm omw home right now, so I'm probably gonna lose service in a few minutes. I'll be home in a half an hour though.
>Have good genetics
because we can all pick our fucking genetics
I hate when people say have good genetics, its a bullshit cop out pretty people use to enact ill will towards everyone more unlucky than them
>Starting to feel good about self
>Get text from mom to check email
>Log into old email
>The facebook page for the Mormon Ward
>You are a son of god
Yeh pretty much
>tfw u actually lost a cup size at one point
The theory is easy, the assignment I have is busy work. I don't think I've actually used my brain once in the past 3 hours, it's just drawing entity relationship diagrams in various forms over and over again ;_;
>I have the utmost respect for the religion
>respecting any religion
Or what? You'll stop sitting on your ass?
>Not worshiping our Lord and Savior Madoka Kaname.
But seriously. Like I said, I grew up Mormon, and they've got a lot going for them. I still maintain if you want a hard, honest worker, go find yourself a Mormon.
I meant your work
Busty St. Clair
basically wait glue to dry, paint nails, then peel off the glue from around the nails along with any untidy nailpolish
!!! that's not right tho
SHELL !!!!!! hi :3
I went down to the foreshore and got really drunk. my friend has an apartment in east perth so I stayed there from sunday night and I just got home !! We also went to fringe world and some other places but I can't remember where
How was your Aus day??
>File everything Jan 15th
>TurboTax has a bug that won't let me file Virginia until this week
I'm getting $500 back, though, just enough to buy this old Ford Windstar.
So, my therapist told me today that she want to work over some stuff in the next couple months before she feels comfortable giving me a letter for hormones. God dammit, why does this have to be such a long process?
Ask her to refer you to someone "that isn't trying to turn you into a disgusting manbeast" if she can't give it to you the first few sessions she's either bias, crap at her job, greedy or you have serious issues desu
>Tfw braces in 2 weeks.
The journey to fixing this and getting Korean jaw surgery is beginning
Well, I told her about how my brother molested me for a couple years growing up, and she says it's a major issue that concerns her, and she doesn't want to put her name on a legal document and have me go batso a couple years down the line and her get in trouble for giving me hormones or something.
I get where she's coming from, I guess, but I don't really think it's that big a deal. It was years ago and I'm pretty much over it
How painful is plastic surgery that involves shaving away large pieces of bone, anyways; it seems like that must be pretty painful.
>actually it means severed cock but you get the idea
no you dumb cunt
firstly none of those is a noun
secondly it would translate to "serious vigilant" or "serious upright"
kill yourself and never dare to speak latin again you retarded idiot
sincerely, the Romans
Yes I am from Albany
Would you like to come over to enjoy some Steamed Hams in my kitchen with the Aurora Borealis?
>custos capitii textilem
guardian of the woven opening
if you try to insult someone else stop trying to be smart and spend more than 2 minutes on google translate you dipshit
quam multae stultae ideae tibi sunt !
i wish i was born in better circumstances, i would marry the fuck out of you. also my doctor wouldn't even write me scripts unless i showed him scripts. like how does that make sense. please kill me bb.
I was molested by my uncle as a child, told my psychologist and that i never thought it affected me and he stamped me off the first session as good to go
Even wrote a page detailing everything he thought about me and why he approved me, I still read it and it makes me smile
>Filthy frank posting
Its the same fucking thing everyday
Well its more of a you spill your guts, you tell them why your there and they ask small things to help your story so they can see the kind of person you are, its actually a good experience
Depending on your psychiatrist I guess
i don't see your point.
/mtfg/ should I join the lgbtq youth club of my hometown this summer?
Maybe I could make some friends or finally get a bf. I-if I do get the courage to get out of my room that is ;~;
i would let franku eat my ass until the sun rose. he's too cute yknow.
That's a distinct possibility and I really don't want it to turn out like that..
Yeah it's the only way of socialising I could think of. I desperately need to get out and meet some new people, I'm wasting the best years of my life away.
I don't know how else I could do that, I can't afford to go to school (and naturally meet people my age there that have common interests) :(
You dont think people get rustled that easy do you? W-what are you? Some kinda faggot?
You sure act like it, kid don't get your rags all bunched over it
It's probably me.
I cannot get a pedicure without breaking down into gales of laughter.
Someone here likes to jerk off to their animes ;)
>tfw waking gf up with breakfast
feels gud tbqh
>not fapsturbating to chinese cartoons
Even a gormless bogan like you should realize you will never really pass when your name is Jake. Being a typical genderfuck redditor in the eyes of everyone else never seemed to bother you so why change it now.
But why on /mtfg/? What brings you to hang out here, specifically? (Not that you're not welcome, I'm just curious.)
>wasting your time socializing with guys when they always expect something out of you
naw dawg, i'll just do me and pay some gook to give me the same treatment without all the hassle.
but that costs money, guys give you foot rubs and a healthy serving of cum for free
plus I'd rather have a white guy touch my feet than a creepy korean woman
have facial hair
don't date transgirls
>tfw you wouldn't ever date anyone who would want to date you
Suggest something interesting we could do, I'm not very imaginative.
Yeah, breaking up with my ex isn't going to make me take "titty skittles". Although, she was my first love, and I gave up alot of things, and alot of sadness, heartache and compromise because she was my high school sweetheart and I wanted that first relationship that lasts forever that was common in our grandparents time. I figured i'd come here for the hell of it, and when I did, it warmed me to see how much people dont like feminism here.
Its 1am and i'm sad. Sorry for the typos.
We can't really tell if he was creepy or entitled in his ill-fated relationship; maybe he did sacrifice a lot and really tried to make it work and it just didn't work out. I wouldn't judge him for that statement, at least. (Whether he's creepy and entitled in general I don't know, I haven't really been following his conversations.)
you are being raided by the girls of CLUB SISSY!!! prepare for a panty pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!!
I would be if I weren't too grossed out by my body at this point to even consider any form of intimacy. I'm not hopeful that that's going to change any time soon.
hey sweeties, this is amia from club sissy, i hear you dont like us older gals!!!!
To enhance feeling cuddly, I like to wear angora, mohair, or cashmere sweaters or fleece shirts with fleecy pants and sheepskin fleece-lined Ugg-style boots almost all the time, everywhere. And I love the feeling of soft fluffy furs caressing my skin all over.
I've been on them for about 9 months now. I like the changes I've had but I still feel gross. I begin laser hair removal in about a month, that should help with the unsettling way having hairs sticking out of my face makes me feel at least.
Why does it seem like we always get one chaser at a time posting but never multiple at a time? Do they all work on a schedule or something to come here?
pic related is 65 years old. not bad at all. there's hope after all
is this kayla from the future?
So far three people that I've known at various points in my life have come out to me after I came out. One friend from elementary school, one friend from high school, and my cousin.
It's possible you may end up with people in your life that are also trans that will come out after you.
I really fucking hate chasers. They all seem to have the exact same personality too.
>tfw baked with a big ass penut butter cup shake
Aw yiss. C'mooon boob fat.
>tfw your giggle fit will never be interrupted after you accidentally give Adri a black eye while she tickles you