/mtfg/ Transgirl General - We're all dead inside edition

stop making threads before we hit image limit
its going to piss off the fags dykes and sluts

>>5615439
Fucking kill yourself

>>5615439
I'm just thankful Chris Farley had children before he died.

>>5615451
It's just some dumbass harassing femgen. >>5615442 >>5614362

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hi hons ;D <3

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This jobseeker thing is retarded why did I sign up
>think ill just have to fill out some forms and get my neetbux
>walk into the place im having the interview
>there's a "skill builder zone" with a bed, some shelves with groceries, and a cafe table
>look at the form they gave me
>"what kind of work do you want to do?: warehouse, admin, customer service, retail etc"
Also they keep correcting each other on my pronouns :/ probably doesn't help that I have to use my boyname

>>5615494
theres a job fair at mine, Im gonna wear a tight blouse and make up =]

>>5615494
There's always prostitution

>>5615494
>>5615502
I'm going to an interview tomorrow to be a high performance car salesperson.

>>5615519
i'm going to an interview tomorrow to be a higher performance car salesperson

>>5615519
good luck Kayla =]

>>5615519
No you are not

>>5615528
I am so fucking afraid. I Scrwed up on a locksmith interview yesterday so bad. I don't know how I will do selling race cars. Like holy fuck it seems like too much responsibility yet again it would be more laid back then selling to normal average lame people. Basically if I land the job I need to move at least one car or bike a week to stay afloat.

>>5615532
Yes I am, its at a special place that sells race cars, used reconditioned race bikes, and drop gate trailers for hauling race stuff. I think the second they look at me though they will turn me down because I look like a tranny pretending to be a man.

>>5615551
No you are not

>>5615551
my 8 year old nephew also sells race cars ill see if he can put in a good word for you

>>5615551
Kayla, if you spent half as much time actually looking for a job as you do making shit up about your job search you'd be employed by now.

>>5615552
Yes I actually am, I am serious as a heart attack. I saw the ad the second it was posted and applied and strangely enough they responded back. Apparently their last 2 salesmen quit because the market is fucked for race stuff right now and they could not live off of one commission a week. Since I have no bills or anyone to take care of I can live just fine off of commission.

>>5615513
I don't think prostitution would count towards my degree requirements tho

>>5615519
What happened to your interview at Lego?

>>5615572
I swear to god I am being serious.

>>5615577
>What happened to your interview at Lego?
I didn't go, I decided it was too much for me to do.

>>5615578
it's ok to admit to a lie. in fact doing so would improve your reputation here

How do I become a prostitute desu

>>5615574
>>5615578
i believe you, kayla! post the ad and make these jerks eat their words!

>>5615581
> Lego is too much
> Race car salesman is much easier

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>>5615583
I'm not lying this time. If I don't fuck up I will be selling race vehicles, but the commission is very very very small, I would be making about $400 a bike and $900 a car

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If I can pass while using my boyname should I just keep it? Name changes are expensive

>>5615581
Don't you think being a car salesman would be a lot of work? You'd probably have to work in boymode too, transwomen who dress like 50's housewives don't make good racing car salespeople

>>5615586
Adultwork or Backpage. Enjoy your AIDS.

>>5615597
>kayla selling tranny fluid with a straight face

>>5615597
Go on Fast 'n Loud. Seriously you could make a celebrity name for yourself with the tranny angle.

>>5615600
Well I have to be in guy mode for the indefinite future anyway. I will never pass to the point I could work anywhere as a girl. Also I bought stuff from the place I am interviewing at anyway. All the salesmen do is pitch, sell, close, and do finance paperwork. There is no lifting involved. And the best part of all, its a job that requires lots of lying.

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>>5615597
http://www.6speedonline.com/forums/northwest/312803-looking-somewhere-store-your-vehicle.html

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>>5615600
How much is it to change your names? It's only $165 here.

anyone 6'0+ here?
have something to alleviate your dysphoria a little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfTvLJRPf_M

>>5615616
You managed to post the reverse search before me, brava.

>>5615616

fucking wrekt

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>>5615612
>its a job that requires lots of lying.
You're perfect then!

>>5615617
Same here, but I'll also have to change my ids and stuff which is gonna be like an extra $100. My uni ID costs $50 to replace ;~;

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>>5615606
I actually have a bucket of this in my chemical cabinet. I posted it before.

>>5615610
ew, I hate the rusty look they have.

>>5615616
>>5615597
wait, kayla... this post makes it look like you were lying... but you said you were telling the truth... how is this possible?

>>5615612
>its a job that requires lots of lying.
>>5615616

>>5615612
>I will never pass
So why are you even doing this? Why not just stay a dude?

>>5615636
underrated as fuck familiancinos

>>5615619
They may be tall but all their faces pass.


>>5615616
good thing that's not the actual place I am going to

>>5615617
135$ CAD for both the name and sex marker

>>5615645
OH FUCK OFF YOU DEBBIE DOWNER HOLY SHIT

>>5615645
post the real ad then

>>5615643
Because I need money for surgeries. If I can get a nose job, cheek implants, a chin shave, and a brow bossing shave then maybe just maybe I could pass. But that all together will cost several years worth of money.

>>5615654
That's like 100 usd AND you get a "sex marker"? Check your privilege.

>>5615645
why would you censor the image watermark if it's not the place you want to work at, not in the same business, and does not even seem to be in business any more?

>>5615665

kayla is a liar a big fat liar

>>5615654
here in my province too.
>inb4 same place

>>5615671
It's probably about the same price in the provinces that allow it. At least it's also the price in QC.

>>5615663
I know
>>5615671
hehe

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h-hey have any of y'all urinated a tiny bit of blood, like after a vigorous round of butt stuff? It was only one time, but I'm scared

I just wanna ignore it and hope it doesn't happen again

>>5615661
Have you even tried to pass? Sounds like you are just being negative. Laverne Cox hasn't had FFS and she has done fine.

>>5615706
You are fucked, it's Lupus.

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>>5615669
can't be bothered to paste kayla's face on this atm

>>5615711
>Have you even tried to pass?
passing isn't from trying, its from being naturally feminine or having your face carved up to be feminine. I can't afford ffs so no I can't pass yet.

>>5615706

listen ima be honest, i've taken a lot of monster dick in my day and my butt has bled many a time, but i've never pee'd blood. so it's prob not good lmao

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>>5615439
Reminds me of sheen and jormo somehow.

>>5615706
It's ass cancer senpai. You fugged big dime :DD

My insurance won't cover my blood work by my endocrinologist and I can't afford to be a cute tranny. I've decided to kill myself.

What's up with you senpai?

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mwahaha crash and burn.

>>5615731
yeah I've had my fair share of dicks but never bled before. It's weird

>>5615739
then why wasn't my butt bleeding m8

my opa did have prostate or testicular cancer, I can't remember which so hopefully it's testicular cause I was gonna destroy those motherfuckers anyway

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>>5615734
H-how does it remind you of me???

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>>5615734
>purple SJW hair

>>5615734
Like a hybrid of the 2? A Joreen.

>>5615729
>Confirmed for not even trying

>>5615743
>234
are you even on AA? that's too high for you to be considered a woman, sir

>>5615748
I have no idea senpai. I've never done butt stuff so I would never know. Are you greek?

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>>5615750
Kinda unkempt, totally out of it's depth and that empty facial expression.
Sheen because, you know, overweight.

>>5615764
Something like that, yes.

>>5615757
>purple ho hair

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I have tried though and i end up looking retarded

>>5615765
okay kayla

>>5615757
hijacking this, I had blonde hair when I was younger but it turned brown as I aged, has anyone with the same thing tried dyeing their hair to the blonde colour they had when they were younger?

I want to try but idk if it'd look weird

>>5615769
north germanic/nordic

>>5615743
>234
haha that's what my T was at before I started HRT

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Why do you guys keep trolling on /fit?

now this is transbian agp to no end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZDFCbB_FjA

>>5615771

how you gonna wear red lipstick and then wear basic clothes cause you don't want ppl to notice you? red lipstick is like the epitome of 'look at me'

>>5615779
that's not a body on hormones, but I'd love to have started with it.

>>5615757
>forsaking the best hair color

>>5615782
Because red lipstick is what I yearned to wear my whole life. Its like quintessentially a major thing that shows someone is presenting as female.

>>5615781
at least they're not fat

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copy pasta cause I didn't see new bread
>gf has exam in 6 hrs
>neither of us can sleep
wat do ?

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>Sitting back and watching Kayla get wrecked
Oh my sides. I cant stop laughing. I cant believe I have something in common with you people!

>>5615777
Just die your hair blonde or black, something that is a natural looking color, and not something unatural that screams "I major in Womens studies"
>northern germanic/nordic
Did you take a refugee/African dick this time?
>>5615770
Now this is more like it. Is this a mtf? Pretty hot.

>>5615786
>"b-but muh fetish": the post

>>5615782
No Edie dont interact with it!

>>5615796
You would know all about that larry

Does anyone else just not really feel much emotionally different after HRT? I'm happier I guess but all the people I spoke to always said how emotionally this or that it makes you, doctor said you might cry a lot etc.

I haven't shed a single drop in all these months, not felt any of these things. It's obviously having effects physically but...

Should I ask for stronger dosage or am I just fucked in the head?

>>5615791
cool, I'll give it a shot then

>taking non white dick
m8 r u fer real

>>5615777
it was in the 700s. so this is a nice improvement, bully.

>>5615801
yeah reading kaylas posts gave me a good idea about it

>>5615729
>I haven't even tried
>I just know I can't pass
You are a pussy.

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>>5615796
>tfw after lurking here for so long that you learn kayla is just a huge fetishist and nothing more
it was the whole pink wig and fake date thing that did it for me.

>>5615804
still too high for a woman so if youre on hrt, your regimes a shit

>>5615786
That's straight out of susans.

>>5615781
this show is pretty good

>>5615786
you could have get another shade of red but no
You were stupid
And now you wonder why your stupidity has put your stupid ass in this stupid situation

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>>5615786

DESU LIKE I GET IT DESPITE WHAT SOME MAY THINK LMAO >>5615796
BUT mostly just because i always loved watching my grandmother put on her lipstick when i was younger. it made her feel so confident and happy. i didn't really recognize her without it.
but girl even in saying that you can't have this weird thing of not wanting people to notice you/to even look at you, and not feel confident about presenting as female unless you get FFS...and then also want to wear dresses and red lipstick etc....you need to find a middle ground

>>5615798

IT'S MY DAY OFF OK? MY BUTTHOLE IS RECOVERING, LET ME HAVE THIS!!!

>>5615810
youre projecting.

>>5615808
I did try >>5615771

>>5615804
fug m8 that's more than 3 times what my levels were before I started. Were you just like injecting testosterone on a daily basis?

>>5615786
>being a woman=wearing red lipstick
Jesus Christ I totally get why everyone hates Kayla now.

>>5615803
Now now, dont want to upset merkel :^)

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>>5615781
>I will never marry a cute cis gf
Why live.

>>5615823
yes and i still look better than you.

>>5615786
can you very quickly admit the whole race car salesperson interview was a lie, please?

>>5615820
As others have said ditch the bright red lipstick and get a decent hairstyle and you can make it.

>>5615829
>I can say whatever I want and people have to believe it despite not posting a pic
m8 you can say you're pretty but those numbers ain't lying

>>5615809
the fake dating story was the most cringeworthy thing I've ever read
just ad a simple "he captured me, cut my dick off and force-fed me mones" to the end and you have some weird AGP rape fanfic
>>5615818
>you need to find a middleground
in the game of fets you either go 1950s or turn Ace there is no middleground

>>5615831
nope, its the truth and if I don't fail the interview I will be employed this week. Sure I would have to stay in guy mode but at least I could go to class at night and get electro on Saturdays.

>>5615829
Not any of those anons but why are you getting so offended? All they're saying is your T is still in the very high range for a female.

>>5615838
>fake dating story
what is this, did kayla fake going on a nice date? doesn't sound too cringey

>>5615776
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN THE WOMEN'S RANGE AND CALLING ME KAYLA WON'T FIX IT, RETARD

>>5615838
Any way to see the fake date? I remember when it happened but not egregious it was revealed as fake

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>>5615781
>that moment at like 23:30
Wow that woman is a fucking bitch. I would have straight kicked her in the mouth.

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>>5615836
that's not true, I tried this 2 nights ago and look worse than ever
>just get light lipstick they said
>just take off the wig they said
my red hair is shit

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>>5615786

>>5615839
the truth will set you free. it will unburden you. just try it, once.

So kayla is a real agp right?

>>5615853
personally i think your natural hair is gorgeous

>>5615853
Could you be more shit at finding good lipstick shade?

>inb4 kayla claims to sale cars at 1 AM and gets raped by the owner during the interview
your fanfics get predictable Kay
>>5615843
it was basically went like this :
>guy acts shady as fuck
>start groping her
>raping her
and the cringe was in the amount of detail on everything like "his lustful eyes locked on with mine, I could sense his penis getting hard and delt uncomfortable about him drooling all over me" level of creepy cringe

only problem kayla claimed to be to a restaurant that was already closed
after that she admitted to making it up
>>5615850
try the archive (loveisover or something, just google it) and then throw in the search stuff like kayla,car,date and look for a reply to get to the old general it happened in

>>5615853
Personally I want to brick your head in with a gorgeous brick.

ive been on hrt for 3 months calm down everyone

>>5615851
>mfw the chinese tourists

>>5615853
The blatant 80s hair is not going to help. Red hair on a girl is good.

>>5615853
learn how to makeup jfc

>>5615858
kayla pls

>>5615860
KAYLA PLS

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>mfw people too busy having a bitchfight to do anything else.

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>>5615838

SCREAM
IDK i just don't get it, like i love makeup and looking nice and all that stuff but like wearing red lipstick doesn't make me a woman?? but i like it and it's bold. but i also don't want ppl not to notice me or feel ashamed or weird about presenting as female??? maybe i'm looking too much into it

>>5615853

that's like the worst lip color ever that's why lmao!! you would want a more nude pink

>>5615853
IKTF I have 2 inches of hair so I also have to wear a wig. Wigs are not bad, you just need a more stylish wig. And why do you wear only lipstick? Foundation, use it girl!

>>5615853
You look so much like a stereotypical 50s woman its hilarious. Holy shit everything about your taste is bad.

>>5615863
three months and your levels are still that high? are you sure you're taking the prescribed dose, and not just swallowing sugar pills or smth?

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>>5615858
Who could it be?

>>5615853
kaylas hair is so copper, its a pretty color

>>5615856
Has kayla even had sex?

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>>5615879

>>5615863
bring me pizza cutie

>>5615872
>that's like the worst lip color ever
the name is even worse, its called "i want to be a princess, pink"

>>5615863
Yeah but everyone else is calm you're the one T raging

>>5615885
And
You
Fucking
Bought
It

>>5615872
i know like loving makeup or not loving it had nothing to do with being a woman imo
if you like it,if it makes you feel good and stuff go for it
but if you can't handle attention or don't like attention and still go full makeup it doesn't make you more of a woman regardless
tbqh sometimes I'd love to like makeup but it just isn't my cup of tea, weirdly enough I'm still a woman lmao

>>5615868
>KAYLA PLS
?

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>>5615888
because I want to be a princess

>>5615886
im doing math homework and talking to my girlfriend i really dont care

>>5615890
is having children part of being a women?

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>>5615885

S C R E A M >>5615888
WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT WITH THAT NAME?? IDEK
try MAC's Velvet Teddy. it'll look loads better. coincidentally this lipstick also has a crossdresser name so you'll be more enticed to buy it i guess lmao!!

>>5615890

>weirdly enough I'm still a woman lmao
tru af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk it's just about what makes you comfortable and happy and from what i've gathered you feel that way without makeup, so there's no point imo

>>5615897
for some yes
most girls I know (me included) don't see it as some sort of womanhood proof thing tho
>>5615899
ik but sometimes I think it would be nice to like it
like for special occasions and stuff but I just can't like it ugh <_<

>>5615809
lol that was hilarious af

>>5615734
hey that girl stole my butt

>>5615899
>Velvet Teddy
I don't have nigger lips though so it would look like shit on me

>>5615902
>for some yes
>most girls I know

what about mothers or familes you see when walking down a street? they're a pretty large sum of civilizaiton

>>5615909
>Nigger lips
here we go again
wanna repeat your "Seattle is infected with the black" speech ?

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>>5615906
Not a lot has been taken.

>>5615911
well do they feel like more of a woman because of birth ?
maybe but even the I know don't soooo
what point are you trying to make ?

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>>5615902

grass is always greener etc i thinkkk

>>5615909

no need to be racist!! if you feel that way then use the lip pencil to slightly overdraw your lip line. you should be doing that anyways to shorten the gap between your cupid's bow and nose.

>>5615876
She is so obviously copying her mum's style

>>5615916
Well they are women and were raised as girls. Wanting children is probably some silly indoctrination they were taught when growing up and going to prom.

>>5615909
Kayla are you a racist?

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>>5615922
truuu
>>5615925
I don't see the point you are trying to make sorry
like no
some people want kids
some don't
nothing gender related there imo

>>5615909
imagine if for once kayla took the advice someone gave her and then thanked them
what a crazy notion

>>5615912
It's Seattle though, I wouldnt be surprised.

>>5615931
Imagine that after six years of acting like a complete retard people stopped paying attention to said retard.
What a crazy notion.

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hi everyone, how are you all doing tonight?

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>>5615935
but who will supply us with laughs during the dark and cold hours of the night then ?

>>5615939
Doing hungry. How's your fasting going?

>>5615939
Crappy. My gf is texting me after separating just last night, and is guilt tripping me.

>>5615946
its ok for the first day, i ate about 1500 calories today. so far so good!!
>>5615947
i'm sorry =(

>>5615939
meh ish gf and I can't sleep and she has an exam in 5 hours

Lainon, my phone died. gomen.
You should have your bangs less wide if that makes sense?

>>5615939
Suicidal

>>5615939
i wanna buy sex toys, i made kickass mexican food for my folks (cilantro, green chilli and lime juice sauce), i'm hungry again, my libido is going crazy

kill me senpai

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>>5615953
Fug. I just realized she's probably asleep rn.

>>5615949
Its ok. I'm trying to find someone who will give bj's but im such a shy fuck and I dont know where to start.

>>5615939
hi maddie. got some tests back. pretty happy with results. upping my dose very soon.

>>5615930
The argument could be most people have had kids wether by accident or rape, seeing how the world population increases over time.

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>>5615939

i'm exhausted cause i got fucked hard by a giant dick and cuddled and woke up at like 8 am and it's only just now 9 pm ;__; i think i'm gonna floss/brush my teeth and then go to bed lol

>>5615939
Pretty gud. got call for no work tomorrow so time to stay up super late and watch movies and play games.
Because I make mature decisions

>>5615967
and how does "feeling more womanly" factor into that ?

>>5615969
how do I get a bf, I'm lonely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCWDyrS9Fcc&index=7&list=PLBRLKmBip4303jMjLtdJmIQjZVqimVezn
fuck being trans in russia, I feel bad for them, first off the srs room looks horribly understaffed and non professional and the doctor is calling her "he"

i had a really long but ultimately fulfilling and productive day. i got gendered female after using my voice so idek wtf :<
>>5615957
what's wrong anon?
>>5615960
YUM
>>5615962
you want a bj or want to give one?
>>5615966
i saw your results! i'm glad you're happy =) higher dose seems like a good call
>>5615969
jelly omgggg. i have another date with my man tomorrow and am hoping he's gonna put his dick inside me for the first time
>>5615971
noice. watcha watching/playin?

How do I find someone to give me bjs? Is it mostly by Okc? Is it safe?

>>5615980
Want, I want bjs. I barely got bjs in my relationships, but I always went down on my girlfriend, sometimes for over and hour.

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>>5615953
Like show more forehead or sideswept bangs?
I'm not sure I understand.

>>5615976
>muh operation
SRS will never make you a woman you fetishistic fuck

>>5615974
well, growing old with someone you love and having offspring to visit you in your old age could make things seem worthwhile or some investment in life other than your own. sure theirs adoption and families who aren't related and see the people that raised them because of sentimental attachments I guess. probably normal to feel such a thing towards, I don't know. I just have mom

>>5615976
you have it way worse than them though

>>5615981
>wanting anyone to touch your gt
Go be disgusting somewhere else

>>5615990
well true I see the appeal in that for some people but I don't see how it makes you more of a woman
>>5615993
lmao

>>5615980
I was feeling oldschool RPG mood so i'm playing some suikoden games
Not quite sure what to watch yet.

>>5615976
that camera is shakier than a jj abrams movie

>>5615980
>what's wrong anon

Fucking everything, my doctor is gatekeeping me and my face is awful and masculine and I want to take an angle grinder to it when I look in a mirror, and I get the urge to mutilate and castrate and emasculate myself every time that I look down in the shower. I've been on testosterone blockers for 5 months and my doctor won't give me an estrogen script, and I don't have any idea when he will give me a prescription for estrogen, and there are no other doctors who do transgender stuff in the province.

I'm just going to drink cough syrup every day because it makes the dysphoria go away. Kill me.

>>5615975

idk he's not my bf or anything. we just cuddle and he buys me presents and food and we have sex and kiss a lot and watch shows and talk bout lots of stuff and we take lewd pics of us doing things and idk but he's not my bf..
it's pretty easy to get guys to be lewd with you in my experience

>>5615980

get that dickkkKKKK!! today was my butthole break day. tomorrow my butt will be 100% back in action familia. is this the second date tho or like

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>>5615818

>>5616001
What is a gt?

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>>5616014

I LITERALLY JUST SHOUTED
S O F U C K I N G L O U D
MOUTH ANON I MISSED U

>>5616013
what the fuck

>>5616021
<3

>>5616010
What province you in?

>>5616014
Why am I laughing so much?

>>5616010
i'm really sorry anon. you can talk to me on skype if you want to vent more
>>5616013
yassss. we're having our third date. i went down on him on our second date so i feel like i might get lucky tomorrow night ^_^

>>5616005
well the core principles of being motherly is one thats nuturing and caring and kind and gentle but its all just silly paganism dieties converted into abrahamic religions and sexism from the 50s.

>>5616026
BC

I don't have a cam or mic. But you can add me on skype. skypeid is "Norweigh"

>>5616013
What the fuck is going on in this picture?
I mean I get it but could it be more awkward?

>>5616033
I don't see how being kind,gentle etc. is gender related

>>5616037
tfw you're crying so hard you can't tell the difference between maddie and madison.

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>>5616023

huh?

>>5616025

where have u been omg

>>5616031

>i might get lucky
HE SHOULD FEEL SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but yaaasss ima root for u

>>5616040

yes it could lmao!! i was doing test shots, i'm in like the first initial stages of taking lewd photos and doing shows with someone else. it's been fun to do it so far tho at least

>>5615976
is it normal to wake up 3 times during srs?

>>5616042
Well my father is gentle and kind but hes more stern and direct with things, cuz he makes all the decisions. I dunno Laly just thinking too much lol

>>5616010
why not buy them online?

>>5616051
i see lol

>>5616037
Someone has been lying to you or you're seriously underage.
BC's official stance is informed consent. Literally every doctor has the go ahead to prescribe estrogen without a psychiatrist's letter.
I've seen two different "experienced" endos and currently just get estrogen from my GP because it's easier.

>>5616053
No money

>>5616026
Is there really only one dr that deals with trans people in BC? I know a few in BC I will ask.

>>5616050
not as far as I remember but my memory is very fragmented when it comes to that week lmao

>>5616061
why not get a job?

>>5616067
because I can't control my sleep schedule at all

>>5616037
>>5616063
Totally just replied to myself..I'm cool.
Anyway i'm pretty sure there is more then one that treats trans people in BC

>>5616072
Why not get sleeping pills?

>>5616064
You were high as fuuuuuck and your messages were hilarious.especially voice.

>>5616079
Because no one wants to give me a prescription for anything.

Fuck how are my boobs getting even bigger then they were >.>

>>5616091
Is it because you haven't been on HRT for over a decade and are also lactating and actively increasing your milk production?

>>5615988
Like, narrower? Let me try and draw something.

>>5616095
Oh right
>blushes externally

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>>5616091
Fuck how are my boobs getting nowhere >.>

>>5616091
I heard being a transbian and boymode 4 life grows boobs faster

>>5616083
Why not kill yourself?

>>5616107
Worked for me desu

>>5616111
I just might.

>>5616091
do you still look like a boy with boobs or are you past that and just look like a grill getting bigger boobs, cause one is gonna draw negative attention and the other positive

>>5616107
tfw boymode 4 life

I don't think I'm gonna go full time unless I start failing boymode.

>>5616082
lmao I gotta listen to them again sometimes
found some pictures on which i look rather high tho lol

>>5616115
then you turned str8 and no more boobs for u

>>5616100
Don't sound so fun! Makes me sad I'll probably never meet you.

>>5616103
What are you doing right now, and how long have you been at it? How's your diet?

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>>5616147
>How's your diet?
mostly consists of meat and very unhealthy fattening foods (like bready stuff and potatos).

Beyond that I take 6 mg progynova daily and sit on my bum all day waiting for something to happen.

>>5615439
How do I make sure that I don't end up looking like this?????/??

>>5616169
a gun

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>tfw you've been staring at the same stupid database assignment for 4 hours
Fuck this, it's not too late for a career change to stripper is it?

>>5616169
Don't be autistic
Lose weight till you're just into underweight bmi then regain a little of it for fat distribution
Get a job, save for FFS
Have good genetics

>>5616161
>sit on my bum all day waiting for something to happen.
Any moment now.

>>5615988
Oh, wait can you email me your Skype/steam/ etc.? Drawing it out with my art skills is hard as fuck desu.
[email protected]
I think we have similar problem areas desu, and I wanna see you style it a few different ways desu.
I'm omw home right now, so I'm probably gonna lose service in a few minutes. I'll be home in a half an hour though.

>>5616173
>Have good genetics
because we can all pick our fucking genetics
I hate when people say have good genetics, its a bullshit cop out pretty people use to enact ill will towards everyone more unlucky than them

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fucking normies

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>>5616177
D-don't bully me!!

>>5616183
if she is blind then how can she paint her nails so well?

>>5616183
>inb4 they print the child's penis and rape it before it was even born

>>5616171
Not bad.

>>5616173
>Lose weight till you're just into underweight bmi

That'll take like a fucking year! And don't call me autistic you fucking bitch. I'll cut your girl balls off and feed them to you, partner.

>>5616172
But databasing is easy though.

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>>5616169
>>5616171

>>5616183
That's just beautiful ;_;

>>5616183
imagine the dissapointment when the baby doesn't feel like sandpaper

>>5616179
mjjall
I'm going to bed soon though because horrible headache.

>>5616206
haha
oh snap

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>Starting to feel good about self
>Get text from mom to check email
>Log into old email
>The facebook page for the Mormon Ward
>Keep clean
>You are a son of god

Well, fuck.

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>>5616134
Yeh pretty much
>tfw u actually lost a cup size at one point

>>5616186
This time next year you'll be a real girl.

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>>5616172

>>5616214
>being Mormon

Who's really to blame here?

>>5616202
The theory is easy, the assignment I have is busy work. I don't think I've actually used my brain once in the past 3 hours, it's just drawing entity relationship diagrams in various forms over and over again ;_;

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>>5616214
>Mormon

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>>5616221
I-I said stop!~

>>5616224
>>5616226


I didn't ask to be Mormon, it just happened that I was born in the church. I have the utmost respect for the religion, but...

Perhaps it's time to send that letter.

>>5616220
thats what u get for putting all those dicks in ur butte

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>>5616233
>I have the utmost respect for the religion
>respecting any religion
>mfw

>>5616225
Ah I see. Yeah drawing diagrams is definetly the most tedious and boring part of studying programming.

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>>5616228
Or what? You'll stop sitting on your ass?

>>5616191
Someone else
tape border trick
white glue around the fingernail to border it, which you can peel away easily afterward
practice
there's literally plenty of ways

>>5616222
Need stripper names plox

>>5616248
Yup. I never thought I'd say this, but I look forward to SQL. ;~;

>>5616191
Nail salons exist

>>5616233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udAfi1GnSaw

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>>5616249
Point taken.

You're cute.

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>>5616247

>Not worshiping our Lord and Savior Madoka Kaname.

But seriously. Like I said, I grew up Mormon, and they've got a lot going for them. I still maintain if you want a hard, honest worker, go find yourself a Mormon.

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>>5616259
I meant your work
but ok

Chesty Larue
Hootie McBoob
Busty St. Clair

>>5616261
too bad I can't go to them

>>5616253
>white glue around the fingernail to border it, which you can peel away easily afterward
really? never heard of this

>>5616265
At least you'll be a fat girl. Some here think it helps with passing.

>>5616267
thanks

>>5616259
letranna

>>5616273
y not?

>>5616259
>Need stripper names plox
Severus Erectus

>>5616268
why are there Mormons in Malaysia? =P

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>>5616276
You are twisting the knife in the wound.

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>>5616281
I like letranna, I'll keep that as my backup for when I inevitably throw my hands up and walk out of the program :^)

>>5616271
But those all imply that I have big bobs ;~;

>>5616285
Tapping the untapped Harry Potter related stripping market, nice.

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>tfw hungover from 24 hrs of drinking


;__;

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>>5616273
basically wait glue to dry, paint nails, then peel off the glue from around the nails along with any untidy nailpolish

>>5616305
actually it means severed cock but you get the idea
here is another stripper name for you "
Custos Capitii Textilem"

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>>5616307
>tfw wake up after Australia day with no hangover.

>>5616305
Well uh
idk then

>>5616307
Hey Kittles. I hate hangover days.
Hope you remembered to take your grill pills when you were drunk.

>>5616286

My lawyer advises me not to answer.

>>5616307
Explains why you weren't on steam aus day for civ5 :p

>>5616321
Something tells me that Latin would be lost on the clientele at a strip club ;~;

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>>5616326
!!! that's not right tho

>>5616328
SHELL !!!!!! hi :3

I went down to the foreshore and got really drunk. my friend has an apartment in east perth so I stayed there from sunday night and I just got home !! We also went to fringe world and some other places but I can't remember where

How was your Aus day??

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>>5616350
did you even look it up?

>>5616357
Wow sounds like you had a fun fews days. Im jelly.
Mine was just a quiet one with Senpai. I didnt even drink :/

hey i did my taxes yall!

dont forget its that time of year!

thanks! ~_^

>tfw trying to gain weight and making no progress
I want my boobs and ass back ;_;

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>>5616372

>File everything Jan 15th
>TurboTax has a bug that won't let me file Virginia until this week

Fucking Virginia.

I'm getting $500 back, though, just enough to buy this old Ford Windstar.

>>5616374
>buying a mommy missle

>>5616374
>Ford Windstar
DON'T FUCKING DO IT
for the love of the universe don't by a fucking ford

>>5616364
I have work to do, google didn't tell me in 30 seconds so I guess I'll just never know ;~;

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>>5616376
>>5616378

It's either this or no car. I need a car.

>>5616379
Well I need to eat some pringles and watch a movie so I will say it before I shut my computer off for the night, now I feel like a jerk saying it but it means "keeper of the hole"

>>5616379
Guardian of the hole it means
Google translate desu

>>5616378
shut up kayla

So, my therapist told me today that she want to work over some stuff in the next couple months before she feels comfortable giving me a letter for hormones. God dammit, why does this have to be such a long process?

>>5616405
What does she mean by that? More therapy?

>>5616411
Yeah, basically.

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>tfw no bf

>>5616420
Do you get the sense that she honestly thinks you need more therapy? What is she going to be doing with you, talking more about why you want to transition or what?

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what did I miss ?
did kayla admitted to lying yet ?

>>5616420
Ask her to refer you to someone "that isn't trying to turn you into a disgusting manbeast" if she can't give it to you the first few sessions she's either bias, crap at her job, greedy or you have serious issues desu

>>5616422
y don't u date the guy in ur pic

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>Tfw braces in 2 weeks.
The journey to fixing this and getting Korean jaw surgery is beginning

>>5616271
>tfw no max power bf

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>>5616439
ayyy this kid

>>5616423
>>5616429
Well, I told her about how my brother molested me for a couple years growing up, and she says it's a major issue that concerns her, and she doesn't want to put her name on a legal document and have me go batso a couple years down the line and her get in trouble for giving me hormones or something.

I get where she's coming from, I guess, but I don't really think it's that big a deal. It was years ago and I'm pretty much over it

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>>5616435
How painful is plastic surgery that involves shaving away large pieces of bone, anyways; it seems like that must be pretty painful.

>>5616455
Me on the left

>>5616321
>severus erectus
>actually it means severed cock but you get the idea
no you dumb cunt
firstly none of those is a noun
secondly it would translate to "serious vigilant" or "serious upright"
kill yourself and never dare to speak latin again you retarded idiot
sincerely, the Romans

>>5616385
>>5616387
Oh, OK ._.

>>5616452
>filename
you're from albany?!?
i thought you were aussie desu

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>>5616499
Yes I am from Albany
Would you like to come over to enjoy some Steamed Hams in my kitchen with the Aurora Borealis?

>>5616500
aren't those grilled though?

>>5616321
>custos capitii textilem
guardian of the woven opening
if you try to insult someone else stop trying to be smart and spend more than 2 minutes on google translate you dipshit
quam multae stultae ideae tibi sunt !