/mtfg/ - Male to female general - Optimism Edition

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first for my husbando

>>5529898
yeah... a lot of my friends are a year or a couple years older than me and its kind of sobering to realize how old i am already and how little i have achieved.

my best friend from high school is my age, and he just finished vet school and does what he loves and gets paid a lot and is getting married this spring.

another of my internet friends is now an LAPD cop. one of them got hired as a software engineer some place in seattle and makes a huge salary. another moved to korea with his wife to teach english in schools there.

and here i am, 22 year old tranny that's only a sophomore in college basically still living off my parents with basically no responsibilities other than paying my bills on time with money i'm given or showing up at classes i enjoy.

i wonder if we are gonna make it.

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Smile people.

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>>5529919
ur 2d husbando a shit. Get a real man. Pic related. Best husbando.

hello

>>5529919
everyone goes through life at a different pace, im 22 as well and some of my friends have had kids, one has even gotten married @_@

>>5529919
It's kind of hard to make it if you are stuck in a rut. At this point moving in any direction (even if it turns out to be a wrong one) is better than staying put.
You just have to put the effort in, that's all. Except for the cop friend. They'll take anyone in LAPD it seems.

>>5529924
how?

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Hi /mtfg/, I painted my nails for the first time today!
I think they look pretty bad, but maybe it's good for a first try? What do you think?

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>Tfw no hips

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>>5529938
You have these muscles on your face, you know, and you just squeeze them. Easy peasy.
Here I even attached a helpful image. Left - girls smiling, right - you.

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>>5529924
>this will never be me
why live

>>5529932
please do not bully invoker. i love him.

>>5529934
yeah i suppose so. i have a really bad habit of comparing myself with my peers. even though i've been through a lot in life i still feel like i should be thriving.

>>5529936
he has showed us pictures of all the forms and tests and stuff that LAPD makes him take. he had to take like a 3 hour psychological examination and a huge physical test.

it sounds really tough to make it, i don't think its that easy.

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>>5529919
Posting my husbando :3

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women are the sexiest gender, prove me wrong, you can't.

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>>5529957
Woah thats a pretty god husbando
BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MINE

Irrumatio

>>5529954
You live so you can strive to be look good as you want to be.

>>5529954
I don't know about that. It's LAPD, they have a reputation. In any case he put the time and effort and so should you.

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>>5529957
Check my waifu

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>>5529953

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>>5529961
>>5529957
>>5529954
All these shitty girly husbandos

Fellatio

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>>5529975
That's right. If Austrian Death Machine can do it so can you.

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>>5529961
oooo nice :3

anon you have top tier taste. but stay away from rin > >;

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>>5529977
don't bully him! he's not that girly!

Eww a husbandos thread.

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>>5529969
goos taste kuppy.

>>5529994
Sshh

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fuck anime husbandos

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>>5529987
Rin is all yours, I want Makoto to protect me ;;
>tfw trip failure when I swap browsers

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Fujoshi new world order

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>>5529998
You have excellent taste friend. (Miller is cuter tho).

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would you fuck me
I'd fuck me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Nddngqp-Q

>I will never have friends to watch americanball with

>>5529977
Woah, don't talk shit about my husbando he is super strong and super tall and the best. I'll fight you.

Geralt is like ten times hotter than sssnek

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>>5529998
That's the most weeb husbando of them all tho.

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gyro zeppeli is fucking perfect. he's 100% badass has a good sense of humor, and in the same tiem is masculine but with a feminine "cute" side.

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>>5530001
sarah !! :3

>tfw no free bf

;~;

the only people i wasn't out to was my dad's family which consists of my 96 year old grandma and my aunt. wrote a letter to my aunt who is christian, comfortably well off, childless and retired. i explained my intersex condition, the last 10 years of testosterone abuse and repression, and my transition. she wrote back saying she had no idea, my letter made her cry, she supports me wholly and feels bad for not being there for me as she was a large part of my childhood. she said she'd talk to my grandma about it, but with her reduced mental capacity and advanced age, didn't expect much.

my dad pre-empted her and told my grandma. i had no idea what the heck he said to her but apparently grandma was cool with it and said i always seemed like more of a little girl than a little boy (shes going senile and only remembers me as 6 years old pretty much).

don't know whether to be relieved or annoyed, my dad wouldn't have said i've had to deal with periods for 13 years in secret or i abused testosterone to look more like a guy for the sake of being what they wanted me to be. i wanted to lay on the body horror and guilt thick. fuck sake. acceptance is nice, having control taken away, not so much

Hi everybody. Cis gay here.
Last night on fit, some guys started a thread on how women suck, and a women's life is easier because she can pick a mate more easily, but I posted that they should try to see it from her point of view for once, and I actually changed some misogynist's mind, and he realized he just has a low self esteem and was projecting his insecurities on women.
Then I had a dream later that night that I walked into this small room, and there was this lady who was my friend in the dream. We were having a conversation, and suddenly my voice got extremely feminine and lispy and I was embarrassed, and I said "Oh, it's just my inner women coming out. Wait what the fuck did I just say?" And even she raised an eyebrow.
Irl I'm not a woman. I love being a man, when I was little I always wanted to be a man, I love my cock, and if I was born a woman I'd probably get a sex change to become a man.
But what did that dream mean? I think it means I'm in touch with my feminine side.

>>5530031
it means you want to be a girl
you had better transition right away or you will be a hon forever

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>>5530031
>>5530026

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>>5530031
It means you want to fuck your mother my friend
Get therapy immediately

>>5530041
I am in therapy nigga

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>>5530022
At least I can still ship them together :^)

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>>5530031
It probably just means you had a weird dream tbhon.

>>5530013
You could probably fight better than your husbando :3

>>5530040
i love mtfg because there is always anime pics from my second favorite anime and now i like anime after my gf got me into it (i used to hate japan as a nation of sexually perverted, xenophobic war criminals with surprisingly good taste in seafood) i finally recognize all these reaction pics

thanks mtfg for making my life a richer tapestry

>>5530056
A tapestry made of anime.

>>5530008
he has one arm and one leg though @_@

>>5530057
tfw u tried to buy the two main bears from yurikuma arashi as a present to ur gf so u could have one each but they were out of stock

why live senpai desu

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>>5530061
I will cure his phantom pain and they will regrow.

>>5530061
And we don't have ovaries

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I dont even watch anime I just like posting the cute pics that come from them.

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>>5530054
>>5529977


>being rude about other peoples husbandos

why would you do something like this..? ;_;

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>>5530067

>>5530071
Kit, do you have other husbandos too? :3

>>5530067
dont remind me

>>5530066
tis a noble goal, good luck

>>5530069
same tbhon

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1452511764496.webm

I will never know this feel. Kill me.

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>>5530077

>>5530082
Iktf
tfw no cutie here right now to hold hands with
;;

>>5530082
Kayler stop browsing /b and stay posting here.

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if you could pick between being as 10/10 as big boss/venom/solid snake, or pass but u never get ovaries or srs, which wud u pickk

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>>5530071
I'm sorry, I'm (mostly) kidding and just funposting.
Free! husbandos are shit tier though :v

>>5530094
option 2

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>ywn will never create a new union between turian and humankind together
>ywn travel the galaxy together protecting the peace
>ywn let him win a can shoot-off to make him feel good about himself
>ywn playfully watch him make ship calibrations while pretends he doesn't know you're gazing at him the whole time
Just reap my shit up

>>5530094
i would rather be an ugly girl than a handsome man tbhon

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>>5530096
>Free! husbandos are shit tier though :v
Why tho? they are cute and nice and handsome and friendly

>>5530077
Rin is my main man :3

>>5530113
A v good choice

>>5530094
Option 2.
Unless it is in the MGS universe and there are nanomachines that can turn anyone into genetically identical to cis qt girls and they are affordable on super soldier salary, then probably option 1.

>>5530113
Uh, to each their own. I just prefer more masculine rugged guys. They just look like the would be gay tbhon.

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>>5530113

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Anime

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>>5530133
Actually the frees are very muscular and strong they just have to shave because they are swimmers so it reduces drag when in the water.

>>5530142
Umaruu!!!! :3

>tfw will never marry rin and have umaru as my sister inlaw when she marries gou

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>>5530094
Being Big Boss would be pretty [spoiler]boss[/spoiler].
:^)

>>5530133
>They just look like the would be gay tbhon.
There's nothing at all gay about free tho...

>>5530133
Free guys are huge and ripped as fuck because they are all serious swimmers and as such keep the hair to a minimum

>>5530142
Gou is a huge cutie but her fetish is v silly

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Video games are dead.

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am i the only one here that doesnt like ripped men??

>>5530152
>tfw my gou dumped me already so can't get a qt sister
;~;

>>5530161
n-no muscles are nice ...

>>5530142
>>5530152
>>5530161


>tfw Kit is just an incest version of gou

>>5530163
Not a huge fan either

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>>5530152
>>5530157
<-Olympic Gold Medalist

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>>5530162
Anime was a mistake

>>5530164
Muscles are very nice but taken to her extreme is silly, SILLY.
>>5530163
I like many kinds of men :3

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>>5530170
so do i but ripped ones make me puke

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Geek boys are best.

What's the point of having a bf if you can't play video games and watch anime with him?

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>>5530167
Also they are animes :^)

>>5530167
Non swimmers that are hairy = Straight
Non swimmers that body shave = Gay
Swimmers that body shave = Straight
Swimmers that don't shave = Gay

>>5530167
That photo wasn't taken at the olympics tho, was it? I can't remember the last time someone won a major race without one of those high tech suits.

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>>5530169
moe was a mistake.
manime will make a return someday.
we just have to believe.

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alright. i need you guys' opinion. what do you think of lizard girls? scales and everything.

>>5530180
Yeah but even their expressions and demeanour looks feminine.

>>5530186
Pretty sure it wasn't no.

>>5530192
>guys

>>5530190
Hey booger how are you going? Got a bf yet?

>>5530196
i wish i had ab f

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>>5530196
no bf yet... ;~;
but i mean, i'm being picky. i have plenty of beta orbiters.

>>5530203
Are you a top or a bottom?

>>5530194
I can almost guarantee he shaved for the olympics then. It might be different at really high levels but the whole thing about swimmers shaving is partially a myth. The guys on my team only shaved for big annual meets, but everyone just let the hair grow between them.

Tho I guess it doesn't really matter because Free is anime and not supposed to be a reflection of reality.

>>5530203
>cute enough to have a following
fuck you

>>5530203
I don't think it counts if all of them are from Internet. Do you feel better?

>tfw ordered pizza

>>5530229
die

My hair finally looks more feminine but is subtle enough that it looks in the middle, helps with the dysphoria

feelsgoodman

>>5530229
sounds good

>>5530229
Noice, what'd you get?

>tfw blue hair makes gf so horny that I have to stop her from constantly trying to eat me out
wellp
what's everyone else up to ?

>>5530239
a manly pizza: chicken, bacon, red & green peppers, red onions /w bbq sauce instead of the tomato on the base.

>>5530244
Blue hair is ugly and implies poor character

>>5530246
Woah that sounds pretty good
>>5530244
Sounds like cute hair :3

>>5530244
I like blue hair if done correctly

example of done correctly: when it looks like chloe from LIS or just has simple lines of blue

Example of done wrong: when it looks like tumblr

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>>5530251
its amazing @_@

>>5530247
why ?
>>5530251
i love it :3
>>5530254
agreed
mine has a bit of different shades of blue in it due to bleaching red out first but desu i love that it's not just uniform blue all over the place

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>>5530254
>>5530244
>tfw also blue hair
>tfw its only semi perm and i intensely regret it already

i just want to go back to platinum already ;_;

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>>5530247
Anonymous that's not cool you're talking about mai waifu. (Mai waifus?)

>>5530261
sounds like a cute type of blue
>>5530263
but blue is cuter than platinum

>>5530270
Yayyy :3 It's always horrible when you mess up the timing like that but I'm glad it's over.

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>tfw your hrt is finally delivered

I'm never miss timing my shipments again. That week w/o any was aweful. Ah well I'm super happy now

(posted wrong pic last time x.x)

>>5530273
It was a cute pic tho

>>5530192
they brought scooma to skyrim

deport them

#TRUMP MAKING SKYRIM GREAT AGAIN

(pleasenotethatidontendorsetrumpandiwasntgivenasmallloamof1biliondollarsforthistrumpsucksandcannotmakeskyrimgreatagainsovotetheejaralofwhiterun)

>>5530284
>tfw ywn get a small loan of a million dollars from your father

>>5529909
So if op pic made me feel a tinge of sadness I might have gender issues?

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>go to bed
>get text
>friend's husband ACTUALLY wants to fuck
>spend an hour explaining why he shouldn't question his orientation because he's into me
>mfw
I really hate explaining how I'm a girl to someone who's known me for more than 5 years...

>>5530313
I would be more worried about your friend then her husbands orientation

>>5530274
I don't like it at all tbqh

>>5530313
That sounds pretty shitty to do desu, hope he wasn't like too argumentative or something dumb.

>>5530291
kek

>>5530192
>playing ffxiv
>not gw2

>>5530246
Sounds like a sandwich wrap instead of a real pizza

>want to be good #wifeymaterial and have dinner ready for spouse when they get back from work
>too sleepy to cook

>>5530323
i have both actually. guild wars 2 was really fun and one of my irl friends told me it was going to be the best game of all time so i got it then he stopped playing in a week then i had no one to play with anymore...

i was queued for an easy dungeon for tomes in ffxiv but we wiped on the first pack so i gave up and now i'm about to start playing starcraft before school starts.

>>5530328
You suck. No ring for you.

>>5530313
>cucking your friend

Why would you do this?

>>5530313
How often do you gotta explain that to someone?

>>5530316
They have an open marriage, there's no cheating going on. Still not wanting to get involved.

>>5530320
It's just awkward. He wasn't argumentative, although I cringed when he wondered if it was a kink. Idk, I need to seriously move to a city where I can get a fresh start, too many people know here.

>>5530326
bbq sauce to me is what ketchup is to kayla

>>5530313
MORNING M8

>tfw your bus breaks down
freezing

>>5530323
Gw2 is boring as fuck right now with no living story.

>>5530332
I never said I was going to sleep with him. ;_;

>>5530333
Less often now, but I have had to before.

>>5530335
Morning ^^
How are you Remy?

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>>5530323
>pve games
>ever

>>5530348
Ay you, get the fuck out of here.

>>5530348
>"competitive" multiplayers
>tacticool
>e-"sports"

No.

>>5530334
>I need to seriously move to a city where I can get a fresh start
come to brasil

>>5530332
Nothing wrong with doing stuff with people in open/poly/whatever relationships if both people know, tbqh.
I'de never get to make out with anyone if I let that stop me.

>>5530263
why tho ?

>>5530360
Only men like you dye their hair disgusting embarrassing colors

>>5530347
good thank you, just chilling eating some pizza & playing wow. what about you?

>>5530361
somebody misgendered you in your "totally girly girl" outfit again eh ?

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>>5530361
Can't we all just ignore young Eminem? It's far more easier.

>>5530350
Simply epic post my friend.
>>5530352
Games can be pvp without being competitive

>>5530365
Never been misgendered because I'm not a masculine abomination like yourself Larry.

>>5530372
Fucking kill yourself you sack of shit.

>>5530377
Someone forgot their hrt today~

>>5530374
sure thing "ma'am" ;)

>>5530372
Every pvp game gets old and boring quickly regardless. Doing the same tiny maps and fighting the same fotm setups over and over is more mind numbing than grinding the gorillion mats to make a legendary in gw2.

Plus I like helping people, not killing them.

>>5530382
How come amerilards are so jealous of you?

>>5530380
It's either rawr or gaye.

>>5530385
I like helping people bully other people, it's really nice and makes them happy.

>>5530386
free healthcare
passing
post op
wealthy
take your pick I guess

>>5530390
I'm gonna go with passing

>>5530355
I was planning on staying in Canada ;_;
Vancouver area is the current goal.

>>5530364
I'm good, just getting ready to head to school, another long ass day incoming ;_;

>>5530390
Can I have some monies plz

>>5530396
dang, heres hoping it goes quick ^^

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>>5530390
Seems a bit silly.
I think you're qt, don't listen to the bitter people

>>5530390
You don't pass though

>>5530405
Nice hugboxing

>>5530408
>nice hugboxing
It's what we do here though no?

>>5530400
no sorry
>>5530405
idc they can bitch about me all day long at the end of the day my life is pretty damn good so why care what some angry jellyfish spouts online
>>5530408
cool story

>>5530411
It shouldn't be so obvious. It just encourages them to be an eyesore.

>>5530415
Eh, other people do obvious hugboxing so it's alright.
Wasn't even hugboxing, I think lily is qt.

>>5530421
I bet you're fat and ugly are you?

>>5530423
Ugly as a girl probably, no idea.

>implying there are attractive people in these threads

>>5530413
No wonder people don't like you. You have money and you won't help an anon out

>>5530402
Thanks, here's hoping. I know I won't be home til after 8 though, at least there's vidya ^^

>>5530426
Yeah I thought so, only disgusting unloveable people have such low standards.

>>5530429
totes lmao
>>5530431
shame nobody lowers themselves to your standard eh ?

>>5530431
Everyone here has low standards and are desperate as fuck though?
I mean pls

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What games that are set to be released this year is /mtfg/ excited for?

>>5530436
I am fucking ready for Dragon's Dogma PC, I played so much of the ps3 version and am hyped to start over.

>>5530435
Speak for yourself sir

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Just woke up to the news. RIP Aife, you will be missed.

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>>5530438
A friend bought it for me but then it got leaked so now I have to wait because I have it on steam ;_;
>>5530441
wow stop rustling me pls bro

>>5530445
HAHAHAHA!!!
That's horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself anon.

>>5530446
It's hat wonky 3DM crack. I am waiting for a proper scene release.

>>5530436
LEGION

This is a bit random, but...

Does anyone has a link with THAT interview with Laverne, Carmen and Katie?

It was everywhere, and now it seems the video has vanished from the internet.

Anyone has a magical link, please?

>>5530445
who ?

>>5530451
Do you like being disappointed anon?

>>5530457
haha randumb indeed

http://strawpoll.me/6510205

wyhat happen to aife

>>5530445
Dead

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i feel like the only thing i missed about okcupid was messing with guys lol

hi

>>5530471
please keep us updated

>>5530474
Hey, how are you?

>>5530477
not doing much, feeling ugly, watching crashcourse videos

>>5530479
Aw I think we all have those days. Crashcourse videos? Never heard of them, or do you mean like, crash course for a subject? Sorry my brain's still at like 40% It's early yet XD

>>5530471
>what do you do?

>I'm a cam slut

>>5530480
like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUCEeC4f6ts&list=PLBDA2E52FB1EF80C9&index=37&ab_channel=CrashCourse

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>>5530476

idk if i like this it's going in a direction i did not foresee

>>5530482

literally lol

>>5530485
lmaoo

>>5530485
cringed at the "im already supersized :)"

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>>5530489
>>5530490

he makes it so easy idk

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>>5530504
Are all the guys on okc this oblivious?

Does Cartman still come here. I haven't seen him in a while?

>>5530509
>>5530510
lol

>>5530509
People in general are this oblivious.

time to hang out with our les clique
talk to y'all later nrrrds

>>5530509
>>>/r9k/25672514

r9k has been doing this to tinder women for awhile now

Most people are fucking idiots.

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>>5530385
I enjoy games like War Thunder and Mount and Blade Warband, skill based pvp is lots of fun, its a competition of who has more mastery over the game.

>>5530435
That's untrue.

>>5530436
Total War: Warhammer

>>5530438
I tried to play that shit on pc, I loved the character creator and difficult combat, but holy shit- I need to be able to make the pawns shut the fuck up.

>>5530483
I liked these videos at first but I quickly got very tired of John Greens video persona.

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i like to Smoke Marijuana

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>>5530521
I can't wait for all the dank dlc.

>>5530521
>autism

>>5530514
>fishing
And this is why I can't into online dating ;-;

>>5530512
I'd like to think that most people can clue in to when they're being screwed with, but idk. Maybe I give people too much credit.

>>5530510
I don't expect he'll be around much for awhile.

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>>5530509

i would say so

>>5530537
Yes this is the edie we all know and love. Unfamiliar with and flustered by penises.

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>>5530436
WoW: Legion
Final Fantasy XV
Shantae Half Genie Hero
Final Fantasy Explorers
Street Fighter 5
Zelda U

Yeah I'm a massive weeb :[

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>>5530527
>tfw when already preordered Total War:Warhammer for the Chaos army.
I'm the biggest whore on the board.

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I wish this general would stop being so racist towards hons and late transitioners

>>5530549
>Racist
Nigga u srs?

>>5530549
Maybe you should just do trans people a favour and kill yourselves. Stop embarrassing us.

>>5530545
>pre-ordering anything
>preordering a total war title
You are ruining the industry and for both of our sake I hope it isn't shit.

>>5530549
i wish we had less people 3 years on hormones putting in no effort and claiming to be trans

Morning senpaitachi.
>>5530436
Bannerlord

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i need to get on edie's level

>>5530549
Fuck it's that crazy girl rawr.

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>>5530541

gosh i have never seen one up close before...........the very thought of it causes me such anxiety... to even speak in such a salacious manner.................idk....

>>5530563
What did you say?

>>5530560
ha ha omg agreed tbhon x_x

>>5530566
Lol, very funny. How much does it cost for you to be my girlfriend for a night again? Where do you post your prices?

>>5530568
nothing ._.;; i normally don't reply to this kind of stuff

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Night Girls

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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5530563

ew loll

>>5530572

i don't escort idk

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>tfw job interview
>tfw guy spending extra night

>>5530575
Kuppy

>>5530575
fdasssssssssssssssssdsa

>>5530577
omg that is soooo creepy X_X

>>5530577
It's Edgar cat fishing you :-0

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Oh god I just woke up from the worst dream ever. So in the dream I was in girl mode at Target and I was so nervous and all the cute cis girls were starring at me from all directions. I could hear them whispering shit about me. I finally made it to the check out and when I went to swipe my debt card the guy at the checkout asked to see my ID to see if it matched and it was still my boy mode ID so I had to explain to him i'm trans and he had to call security, and then the manager, and the whole time my voice was getting deeper as I tried to explain my situation. The line behind me grew the entire time and everyone was giving me horrible looks and talking about me. I finally just left and then I woke up.

>>5530577
TOP KEK

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>>5530557
Yeah me too, or Im out sixty bucks. The videos they've released look good so far, What I expect though-
>Shitty AI
>Awful unit collision
>Lack of unit types
>Bad campaign AI
>Imbalanced Multiplayer

>>5530560
>Go to trans support group
>Listen to hons for a while
>Comes to me, try to talk about my problems
>Shouted down by hons because I pass and therefor live a perfect life

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>>5530582
>>5530584
>>5530589

HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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>>5530594
>you pass

>>5530596
ABANDON SHIP

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>>5530594
Why in the fuck would you ever go to a trans support group?

>>5530588
I think that picture gave me autism or I'm slowly going insane looking at things thinking I see something

the turned on lights are 3x3 9, 9x2 18, 18+2 20, 20+2 22

Relevance? not sure

illuminati? confirmed.

>>5530594
I kind of feel like there should be support groups specifically for passing trans people to discuss their problems without having to deal with that kind of shit.

>>5530606
Kayla. You want some contacts in LA that could help?

>>5530527
>shota rin

:3

>>5530612
What do you mean?

>>5530606
I think you're the kind of person she's talking about shouting her down, honestly.

good morning girls.
>tfw david bowie dies
>tfw shit job but its your day off
>tfw no one will ever mysteriously find your social media accounts
>tfw no one will ever give you $200 to let them suck your toes.

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>>5530613
Rin is best boy.

>>5530619
youre cute i hope you have a wonderful day

>>5530616
Well wouldn't be me because fuck trans group therapy.

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>>5530604

current mood in pic

>>5530619

u don't want it trust me

>>5530615
I met someone whos lived in California and helped transitioners with confidence issues and finding jobs and she still keeps in touch with the organizers. I might see her later this week again, would you like me to ask her for some numbers?

>>5530566
So this is why guys act like I'm pretending when I get flustered with them
>I've really never seen one before

>tfw you get delusional
So goooood

>>5530637
um yes sure

>>5530647
Cool ^__^

how are you doing by the way? Im looking froward to this interview just got a call from the company

>>5530588
This sounds like every time I'm in target

>>5530273
are you self medding?

>>5530613
>shota

w-what is that

>>5530655
It's you Carol, you underage little shit, it's you.

>>5530588
I have had voice dreams like that, it feels awful and helpless
>>5530619
hi ilu

>>5530650
>how are you doing by the way?
im doing horrible. I am about to be homeless and I can't even afford my third electrolysis appointment, and no one will contact me back for work.

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>>5530657

>>5530652
oh shut up

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>>5530655

The term "shotacon" is a Japanese bimoraic clipped compound of Shōtarō complex (正太郎コンプレックス Shōtarō konpurekkusu?), a reference to the young male character Shōtarō (正太郎) from Tetsujin 28-go.[3] In the anime and manga series, Shōtarō is a bold, self-assertive detective who frequently outwits his adversaries and helps to solve cases. Throughout the series, Shōtarō develops close friends within the world. His bishōnen cuteness embodied and formed the term "shotacon", putting a name to an old sexual subculture.

Where the shotacon concept developed is hard to pinpoint, but some of its earliest roots are in reader responses to detective series written by Edogawa Rampo. In his works, a character named Yoshio Kobayashi of "Shōnentanteidan" (Junior Detective Group, similar to the Baker Street Irregulars of Sherlock Holmes) forms a deep dependency with adult protagonist Kogoro Akechi. Kobayashi, a beautiful teenager, constantly concerns himself with Kogoro's cases and well-being, and for a time moves in with the unmarried man. This nonsexual but intimate adult-boy relationship in part inspired the evolution of the shotacon community.

Tamaki Saitō describes the modern shotacon dōjinshi community as having largely formed in the early 1980s and having a roughly even split between males and females.[3] Saitō suggests that shotacon was originally an offshoot of yaoi, but when adopted by male readers became influenced by lolicon; thus, he claims "shota texts by female yaoi authors are structurally identical to yaoi texts, while shota by male otaku clearly position these little boys as young girls with penises."[6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

>tfw will never pass
>tfw will have to settle for being an ugly femboy

>>5530671
gross D:<

>>5530674
Why not be a beautiful femboy instead?

>>5530662
I'll see my friend and get some contacts for you...

>>5530674
femboy with d-cup boobs is master race tbHONest

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>>5530677

>>5530679
I wish I knew the pixiv / gelbooru tags for this.

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>>5530627
thank you, anon. you're adorable.
>>5530633
to be fair edie youre relatively well known. still creepy though. have a good day.
>>5530659
hi maddie you angel you. are you having a good afternoon?

>>5530687
that gif is me

>>5530678
thanks

>>5530687
>turning down 50 million
>complains about being broke
:^)

>>5530688
1boy + breasts?

>>5530654
Yeah why? What's up?

>>5530703
Wouldn't that be a tranny?
Or a newhalf?

>>5530708
Have you ever seen a therapist?

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>>5530711
I don't know anon, I don't look for these things.
Looks disgusting irl.

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>>5530602
Clearly its just that everyone I interact with, even people from /pol/, are just being polite and hugboxing.

>>5530606
Had no friends to talk about shit with. I think we've all been there.

>>5530610
I found something like that, it was a court ordered domestic violence course for women. Got a hell of a lot more support and was able to relate with people much more there.

>>5530679
>tfw when A-cups

>>5530711
There isn't even a difference?

>>5530725
At least you can pass ;_;

>>5530703
Tried that, it gets you mostly pictures with a flat-chested boy and breasts on one or more girl.

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>>5530725
hi moap !

>>5530725
>court ordered domestic violence course for women
so you go around beating your partner, simply ebin

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yay my laser kit came today

>>5530716
Nope. I don't have a car and therapists in this area are so expensive its highway robbery

Ideally I'd like to see a therapist and get a legit prescription for hrt but in the mean time I'm self medding

/blog

Change of subject, sorry. But has anyone ever had surgery with a private surgeon? If so, who and where?

I have mine booked for next month and i'm shit scared.

>>5530739
Congrats kiwi qt!

>>5530739
Please be careful.

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>>5530739
Congrats bae

>>5530743
What kind of surgery is it?

>>5530727
Tranny implies some sort of desire to be a woman. Newhalfs are just dudes with tits.

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>>5530745
>>5530746
tanks
>>5530747
<3

>>5530725
Wish I could have gotten some domestic abuse help, I'm still kinda reeling from mine, school started again, and I just can't get out of bed still.

>>5530753
>>5530743
SRS, sorry should have made that clear.

Alright I just learned a really good lesson today. Everything is garbage and never love anything.

This guy dates me, tells me I'm beautiful, we have the most amazing time together, and then cuts it all off. What a fucking dick. Why ask me out and make me feel fuckign special and then say "I'm not ready to be in a relationship"

Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck everything. I'm not meant to be happy I'm sure. I must have murdered 6 billion jews during ww2 in a past life to deserve all the shit that happens to me. My life is a fucking tragic comedy. The only time anything ever good happens to me, is to raise my hopes and crush them even more.

I can't have anything nice and I'm meant to be miserable.

>>5530772
>all this drama because guy want meeting nicely say he wants to fuck other people

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gmorning

>>5530739
did u use it yet o-o

>>5530772
Sounds like he didn't really do anything wrong l-lol

>>5530785
Wow I hate the spell checker
*all this drama because a guy said he wanted to fuck other people

>>5530754
That's not right. A newhalf is someone born male that wants to be a woman and has breasts (almost certainly implants back when the term first came about, now that HRT is more common maybe not so much anymore) but still has their penis. It's essentially the same as pre-op / non-op MTF, 'shemale', 'tranny', etc.

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>>5530772

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>stuck in class with same autismo from last term
>homicidal urges begin
H E L P

>>5530792
Insulting trannies again faggot?

>>5530800
Take your hrt and calm yourself lol

>>5530796
wha
do they want to diddle you
or are they just really annoying

>>5530796
hey its fine, that machete you carry in your bag finally has a purpose

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>>5530786
not yet i just woke up n im going to work soon so i'll figure it out when i get home

>>5530790
Im just frustrated because it came out of nowhere. He just blindsided me with it after we had the most amazing time. I told him its okay and thanks for the amazing dates and to have a good one.

I'm not a fucking psycho I'm just frustrated because I really liked him.

>>5530804
I'm perfectly calm you fucking doughnut. You need to remove yourself from this thread immediately.

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>>5530731
It's something I'm thankful for every day, there used to be part of me that genuinely wanted to help the trans community. But its so draining and poisonous, and utterly depressing. I can't take it, probs to Laverne for being able to go on TV and shit and give us some sort of positive representation.

>>5530736
Hi, how are you doing?

>>5530737
There was one woman there because her son called the police and lied to them about her, because the event happened on his property they took his word, arrested her and sent her there.

Another woman yelled at her husband at a gas station, some one there called the police. They were pulled over a few miles later and she was arrested, for yelling at her husband.

A lesbian woman was there for restraining her girlfriend when she tried to kill herself, best part: her girlfriend was admitted to the hospital later that night for trying to kill herself again.

Me? I sent a mean text message. Welcome to the police state.

>>5530741
It must be hard as fuck to find doctors who will prescribe HRT where you're at, shit sucks, you need to move to the west coast.

>>5530761
I never was abusive, it was police state bullshit. They railroaded me because the guy who claimed to be the victim told them I was a tranny, and we all know how the courts look at people like us.

>>5530772
The brutal reality is that men who do find themselves attracted to a transwoman don't want people to know about it due to gay panic. Even though they want to fuck you, they don't want to date you because of the social stigmas associated with you. They don't want people to question if they're gay.

Yes, it sucks. Welcome to being mtf.