You know the worst part about chadfishing? You know the worst fucking part? The worst part is seeing somebody who rejected you after months of leading you on swipe right to a two-day-old account with obviously fake pictures and then message first shit like "finally a good man"
Fucking Christ. Men are horny animals too, I get it, I am one. But if I saw a big titted girl on tinder with pictures from Instagram but no Instagram account attached to her tinder account, I could tell she was a fish
Anyway, I got a few girls I legitimately know in real life this time, so it should be interesting. Dubs decides what I say
Say 'I am a worthless piece of human waste. Nothing that I think or say I stand behind. I am here to fill the void left by decades of being ignored. If you had any common sense you'd leave me alone. I do fuck like an animal, though. Your call.'
> I got a few girls I legitimately know in real life this time
this is the worst part about Chadfishing because you can both tell how much of a whore your little girl friends are and you cna realize how little they think of you.
Yeah, I made a chad account last year and matched like 4 girls I was intrested in. Got them to meet to fuck, not date, FUCK. Obviously I sent them to a bunk address, but its insane.
The same girls who seem so innocent
Well, end of the road I guess
I underestimated women, I never thought they could figure it out
> I made a chad account last year
How? I've been wanting to get into this whole chadfishing stuff but Tinder's being so god damn strict about shit like a real facebook account, a real phone number, etc etc
>make quick fb account
>make it the age you want
>make it the age you want
>upload four pictures of a chad
>DONT MAKE ONE THE PROFILE PIC BECAUSE THEN IT WILL BE EASIER FOR THEM TO FIND YOU
>set up tinder account
>use four photos you uploaded
>if you've already used your real phone number, download an all like text+ or textmenow
I tried all of that but it's the phone number part that screws me over. Every fucking fakebox phone number out there is already registered with Tinder and won't work.
Yeah, that guy was good. What happened to him?
Here have this (You), I hope it makes you feel better for now. You'll make it. We'll all make it
Guys what do I do
A girl seems interested in me even though I haven't messaged her since we matched like a year ago
I've always wanted to try giving a real Chad friend my photos and having him create a Tinder profile with my image and see if he can reel in chicks with his alpha personality alone.
How about to another robot? Wanna trade looks, anyone?
I'm managing to hold conversation with this girl does this mean I'm a normie
Sorry dudes, 8x6 is only a B rank.
Damn nigga being honest doesn't work. If you date her, she will dangle the "you had no self confidence when we met." And you won't be able to flip it back on her because "it's different, i'm a girl."
We will make it
We will all make it
I'll make it
You'll make it
Everybody will make it
I'm gonna keep talking to her and see if she wants to see me for coffee sometimes. Goodbye /r9k/ros
Nigga. have you ever dated a woman? "muh feelings," trumps over everything. It doesn't matter what she believes in, if she's mad at you, she will fling everything she has at you. ALL women do this, some are more subtle than others but they all do it. It's up to you to deflect that horseshit.
I called this girl a fat cunt and then used this line and she sent nudes
Brooke seems like a nice person.
>OP clearly tells everyone he's catfishing
>does over-the-top shit to rustle jimmies and expose women
>a few retards come and start giving him advice thinking he's actually a chad trying to get pussy
Happens every single time one of these threads is made. Fucking hell.
They're capable of logic, but when the feelz attack, logic goes out the window. Here's some advice I learned the hard way:
1.Always better yourself. Not for any female, but or you. This means physically, mentally and financially. Never fucking stop even after you get into a relationship.
2. Learn how to attract women. Don't be a beta faggot that just wants that one girl. Guys like that almost always get cheated on. You don't have to be a Chad, but you have to make it known that you can get pussy if you want to. And like >>25673625 said, don't set yourself up as a beta provider like you're doing now.
3.. The strongest weapon a man has is the ability to walk away. If you can drop her at any moment and she knows that you mean it, you will be successful with your future wife/gf.
Good luck anon, I'm going to bed.
> blindly swipe right on literally everyone even if they're disgusting hambeasts or obvious SJWs every single fucking day
> 3 matches since August last year
> 1 bot and 2 prostitutes
>Only right swipe girls I find attractive cause hey if my matches will be rare as shit, I may as well get ones I actually like
>Only ever match with asian girls
>They never respond
oh boy, Why did I miss this!
>my sidea tbqhfamilus
I felt that no girl would ever want to have sex with me. And I developed extreme feelings of envy, hatred, and anger towards anyone who has a sex life. I saw them as the enemy
Rejoice, for this means that most Chads you see probably aren't big enough either.
Don't do this. You're a man, you're supposed to be strong or at least act strong until you become strong. "Fake it 'til you make it" isn't some chad bullshit. It's ancient wisdom that goes back to Aristotle.
>But the virtues we get by first exercising them, as also happens in the case of the arts as well. For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them, e.g., men become builders by building and lyreplayers by playing the lyre; so too we become just by doing just acts, temperate by doing temperate acts, brave by doing brave acts.
>There were all kinds of things I was afraid of at first, ranging from grizzly bears to "mean" horses and gun-fighters; but by acting as if I was not afraid I gradually ceased to be afraid.
t. Theodore Roosevelt
Do you guys think I have a chance?
I'd literally fuck anything, even a whale at this point.
I'm an average looking white guy and a bit overweight at 6'3"
Someone ask one of these tinder whores if they'll let a black guy fuck them while they watch.
I'm genuinely interested to see if this racemixing propaganda will work on white women, or if it's just a meme.
Monster cans are like 6.2 inches long. I know because I use them to measure my dick whenever I have an empty one lying around. My dick is actually a few centimetres longer. If they are 8 inches, I'd be fucking ecstatic.
This is the hard, bitter truth. You won't become a winner by making a twelve-step plan, being an "idea guy", or putting in half-assed attempts. You need to have a driving force, something that lights a fire under your ass every day. Most people don't have and never will have that level of determination.
If it was easy, everyone would do it. And if everyone can do it, it's not worth a damn thing.
>swiping right everything
>only ever got one match, from a qt
>start to talk to her
>think its going well
>she suddenly unmatches me in the middle of a conversation we were having
>literally 2 seconds after saying something like "haha, me too! :P"
this was before I knew you had to be a pervert to get them to respond. it hurt a lot tbqh. I was being a bit boring maybe in hindsight but I wasnt even being a cringey autist.