Would you be willing to take his ovipositor, /gaygen/... for science?
The free hugs guy makes me angry.
It undermines the whole idea of the 'free hugs' thing if you use it to show off your body.
Just makes him look like an arrogant cunt desperate for attention.
Buu on the other hand is a qt.
>having him perform half day long unnecessary procedures so that you may fuck him once
Sounds terrible, kills my boner completely.
And there still can be poo or poo-water left even if he's extra thorough.
I don't want to do anything with shit, period. I like men, not buttholes.
When I was wired once I had this whole deep discussion about free hugs as one of my friends was like proper against it and I didn't understand why.
He said by advertising something as free, it begins to lose its worth and thus the intamacy between two people hugging becomes worthless.
It was weird but when you're in your zone it made sense
>(no fat chicks)
Comon, just admit you're a huge fgt already.
Join the dark side
(I've now done my mandatory service of enforcing the gay agenda for 2k16.. Yesss got it out the way early)
My shits are really shitty.
I don't know about how long it takes for other people, but after countless times of having shit on my dick (thank dog for condoms) I feel averted to topping as well as to bottoming.
Finding an organ responsible for waste disposal to be sexually attractive seems kinda perverse.
Faggots that don't suck cock are literally degenerate.
There's nothing hotter than dominating a qt's dick with your mouth.
Wait, do imgur links to nudes get deleted? I can't find one I posted in an old gaygen.
Jokes aside I do actually feel a sense of power with a dick in my mouth. Like, I have control on how good it feels and when they cum.
No. Still selfish biscum.
Don't really go down on grills either. I might just have a thing about tasting genitals.
Maybe if the dick was covered in ice cream.
This. After years of hard work, it's hard not to want to show off your accomplishments.
It'd be like learning to play Beethoven and never wanting to show your friends.
>that drink milk all day
I don't know why, but this part made me lol.
Boring lover detected.
You'll do it if you find a bf.
I never wanted to bottom. Topped my bf only for the first month or so. Knew he wanted to top too so I let him as a treat one time. Became Vers. Flipping = happy relationship
>I do actually feel a sense of power with a dick in my mouth.
It's the best thing desu.
My ex was into some mild bondage and he would occasionally like to be tied up and edged for like an hour before i'd finally let him cum.
There's something really hot about making a guy moan and have his whole body contracting just for you.
Question. Do you guys constantly readjust your junk? I rarely feel the need to but others guys seem to have no qualms blatantly doing it when chatting. It's really distracting. Is this just a normal thing or do they have no shame?
>and have his whole body contracting just for you.
>tfw the only thing contracting is my right buttock
so tense it's killing me, I think I pulled a muscle in there
just mercy-kill my ass, senpai
I am literally in constant pain.
>faggots don't like their dick sucked
I-is this a fresh meme?
Well they didn't fail at women for nothing so they have to pick up trans "girls" and fem"bois".
I've never met a bisexual that didn't lean to females but they just want to be a special snowflake.
Biscum would choose this if they weren't such losers.
90% of the anal I've had done to me was good.
You have to be warmed into it though. Just getting ploughed straight off the bat is shit.
The last time the guys dick was like too big and it was like nice but painful.
My ex's dick was like Perf and it didn't hurt. Was just nice.
I remember reading in a sex blog of this woman that 'if you're not enjoying anal, you're doing it wrong' so I guess if women like it, and there's no prostate for them, men should like it more
Man I wish heteros didnt exist
i would be a lot more confident flirting with qt hipsters and the like if I knew there was at least a decent chance of reciprocation :(
In our bodies, electrolytes include sodium (Na+), potassium (K+), calcium (Ca2+), bicarbonate (HCO3-, magnesium (Mg2+), chloride (C1-), hydrogen phosphate (HPO42-), and hydrogen carbonate (HCO3-).
Most foods and liquid drinks have all of these in them. You only lose electrolytes through sweating.
well, It would be EXTREMELY FUCKING PAINFUL to do any physical activity, so no sweat, so this isn't a problem
I'm even taking some magnesium vitamins on the side, just for the possibility it might help.
On the plus side, my left buttock is okay now.
Yeah but penetrative sex for women isn't the end game for them. Clitoral stimulation is the main game play for them. So anal isn't gonna do much I don't think.
Either way, different strokes for different folks. I do however think you should try things you think you didn't like previously if you find a partner who you care about. How you feel about the person you're fucking changes the whole act
related, my most recent bout of autism
>adorable hipster metrosexual sitting opposite me
>looks bored af, is wearing glasses and a cute scarf
>ask him if I can show him something cool
>demo Grandi's Series for him
>i think he liked it, idk
>was going to ask for his number but chicked out and just did small talk for a bit before I went back to my book out of shyness
eh. could have been worse.
beards are cuddly
I cant do anything, its boring + noninteractive.
>boring + noninteractive
That's not even true a little bit. You can always give feedback on how they're doing.
Depending on how you're feeling you could run you ringers though their hair, or grab a fist full and help things along. Anything from grunts and groans to verbal abuse and face fucking.
A high dose of Magnesium may cause you to dry heave, zinc too. They sell them together in a pill, but make sure you have something large to eat before taking the pill or else you will be nauseous afterward.
Well, if I think its cool then other people might too. And if he doesn't, its no big deal - hes just a stranger and I probably won't ever see him again.
Someone told me the best way to get better at social stuff was to practice it, so thats what I'm doing.
But the Series.
So its goes like this:
And the question is "what is the sum to infinity?"
Which is difficult because depending on where you stop the series the sum flips between 0 and 1, and so the sum to infinity could be either - seemingly paradoxical.
So the proof is cool. Let the sequence = S
>S = 1-1+1-1+1-...
take S away from 1.
>S-1 = 1- (1-1+1-1+1-...)
Open the bracket by flipping the signs inside the bracket.
>S-1 = 1 - 1+1-1+1-1+..
As you can see, the right side is the same sequence we started with!
>1-S = S
>1 = S + S
>1 = 2S
>S = 0.5
isnt that kinda neat?
I have you tried doing ECA stack? A bit of warning though if you haven't taken ECA yet it can be dangerous. Your nerves in the future might be shot and all sorts of fucked up when you get old if you abuse it for a long period of time. I lost nearly 60 lbs. doing ECA, but constant restless leg syndrome when I slept and waking up in a huge pool of sweat all over my sheets and pillow was taking it's toll on my patience and nerves. Plus every time I took and ECA stack the smell of my shoes made me so nauseous i nearly puked once putting my shoes on in the morning. My feet don't smell it's the smell of the leather and stain an average person wouldn't notice the smell but on ECA you can smell it constantly.
It's attached to a man, so not very.
Most guys are just way too rough with it and I really don't like dealing with dick bruises and scabs. I'm also pretty sub and guys who suck dick just don't feel as dom to me, those fucking faggots, so that might be a thing too.
Shut up and motorboat my bussy.
Never. I got given some Thermopure from myprotein as its cheap before a competition. But I mean that's just green tea extract and caffeine etc. Lost 4kg alongside with dieting and training 3/4 times a week. My timetable sucks.
ECA? I'll have to check it out. Sounds interesting.
New Years resolution is to put cardio on top of my training so that should help the cut
>Reading sexy texts you and a fuckbuddy sent each other yesterday
>Get a bit embarrassed about how slutty and lewd you sounded, but also know inside that you really DO feel those lewd feels and want to do those lewd things.
I guess I just didnt think about how whorish I sounded then. But there's no lies and I want more fun with him so I guess it's fine.
I mean, I sense that youre being sarcastic, but I think it is pretty great to be honest. its one of my favourite party tricks.
other favourites are making klein bottles out of 2 mobius strips, a few neat puzzles i know and a modified version of the Monty Hall problem my old high school teacher emailed me a few months back.
If you dont like maths, why are you doing a maths MSc?
I don't know how it is in other countries, but here in the United States you can't get Ephedrine without getting it through a pharmacy for lung decongestant or lung/asthma relief. You are limited to how many you can buy in a certain amount of days because people use it to make Meth. But if you only have a box to last a month it shouldn't be a red flag on your record.
It's interesting how different each person can be. Personally, I'm usually not much of a fan, but it's nice if I'm in the right mood, I suppose.
If you had asked me about it nearly a year ago, I would have given you a very different answer. At that time in my life, I found the idea of any and all sex acts disgusting. Naturally, my tune changed when I found someone I didn't mind the thought of doing them with.
Before you stack what should your diet be like?
I mean I eat maybe a small breakfast, salad for lunch with hemp seeds and chicken, then dinner meat and veg. When dieting i try not to snack obviously but if i do its fruit (trying to get into snacking on veg but it's hard).
I don't eat loads but I retain weight which fucking sucks.
>Oh yes, daddy I like being a slut for you.
>And worshipping your body. I love it.
>Thats mutual man cause i love your body, especially your ASS
>That ass was made to get fucked, plowed and eaten.
i dont see how
its an interesting and cerebral way to pass the time, and talking about work is like the #1 normie small talk option
in fact my first kiss was after teaching a guy back in highschool calculus I in my free time
Switch the portions around. The biggest meal of the day should be breakfast. Since that's what the name means "Breaking your fasting" when you're sleeping for 8 hours that's 8 hours you're not eating. If you don't mind exercising when you wake up you can do that and then eat a big breakfast. Then lunch should be slighly smaller and dinner shouldnt be big at all since you're going to bed not too long after eating which = weight gain/fat storage.
>try not to snack
You should be snacking between meals. You should be eating 3 full meals but in between 2-3 snacks. This helps your metabolism going. Nothing big just small and full of protein, complex carbs.
Vegetables are a hard snack to eat. Try more on the protein, low fat and heavy complex carb snacks like whole grain snack bars, Watch out for sugar content though most of the time they pack it full of chocolate and sugar to taste good.
Your post is literally Cosmopolitan tier dieting advice.
It is because, in general, people don't give a shit about some random's work stuff.
To be honest, i don't give a shit about even my friends' work stuff, i just pretend to care to not look like a socio.
no it's just safe dieting
w/e mang do what you want
It's not like I go down on just any guy. Fucking seriously. It's just for a friend and I'm really doing him a favor more than anything. We don't do much other than that either, like I said. Sometimes he wants to cuddle and he's kissed me a couple of times, but that's it. We don't have sex and I don't let him do anything to me. He says he wouldn't mind. Seems like it'd just be making it gayer than it already is, though.
fuck you so much
I get messages like that all the time, but no one wants to do anything in the end.
That's pretty much what I do all day. Randomly erping with people and flirting with everyone around me male or female
Flirtings extremely fun and im good at it so I enjoy it. All my friends call me the biggest flirt.
I kinda feel bad for this guy becoming a live meme.
>mfw even mentally damaged heteros are getting more dick than me
>If he lifted weights and went alpha even psuedo alpha hed get laid.
>be at restaurant with uncle today
>waitress is like, extremely nice, keeps being really friendly
>this should be nice
>keeps walking by our table, smilies at me each time. What a nice lady
>she does this
>it gets to an awkward rate, notice she's just walking around not even waiting atm
>brings me a soda
>"I didn't order a drink. "
>"You can have it for free ;DDDDD"
>"oh. OK thanks. "
>keeps staring at me
>I'm thinking "this nigga gotta chill with trying to get a better tip"
>touches me a few times
To be fair Im pretty sure English is actually his 2nd language. Dick and body language are universal.
Thanks, I'm definitely working to make next time enjoyable for him so he can get horned up and make it fun for me too. Out of curiosity, what sort of texting would make me deemed a full fledged slut instead of slut junior?
I thought about texting that to him but I didn't. I may if we text again before we meet in a few days.
I know you're probably going to say I'm in the closet or whatever. But just because I like it kind of doesn't have to mean that. It's just power or something. I don't know. Like I said, the guy's a friend, anyway.
Honestly it just sort of happened. I didn't plan on it.
It's a sex thing so it'd be natural, right?
>I know you're probably going to say I'm in the closet or whatever. But just because I like it kind of doesn't have to mean that. It's just power or something. I don't know. Like I said, the guy's a friend, anyway.
You two are so sweet. What else do you do for your bro?
>Yes, gay, give your money to the gyms and supplement manufacturers
>Waste hours of your time picking things up the weighted Jew
>Tell literally everyone else how much it will improve their lives, when really it just makes the obsessive and insecure
Memes aside, it's really fucking annoying listening to /fit/posters and other gym junkies get all preachy. Nothing against the act itself.
I agree with you. I used to go on fit from 2013 to 14. I dislike stoners for the exact same reason you listed. I used to be more preachy about it than I used to but you cannot deny that in the world of homosexuality the guy that lifts is going to get laid. That's pretty much fact. Im not saying lift because he's depressed or whatever im saying lift because he's ugly as fuck and needs to improve himself. Im not preaching im giving good advice if he's trying to get ass.
yeah well gym cured my depression and saved my studies
it cant be recommended enough imo
>dating back far before widespread judaism
>quoting a man that we have no known writings of
it's funny how all the twinklets have that Alien Bob look
True Slut would involve something like you sexting him and sending fresh pictures while at work or using any cringey buzzwords. Or actually following through on the sexting. I find with a lot of guys, the fantasy can get raunchy, but in bed they are much more demure and sweet. A real slut is as slutty as advertised.
Just normal stuff friends do, I guess. I help him if he needs it and vice versa. Like we go running together and he always remembers to bring a water bottle for me because I always fucking forget mine. Sometimes we share. He's kind of shy and for some reason he thinks he's dumb, so I try and encourage him. He could have a boyfriend by now if he wanted. He's also nice enough to agree to be my guinea pig if I'm trying a new recipe.
He's a great guy and I really like him. We've pretty much been conjoined at the hip since high school. The blow job thing is pretty recent, though.
>yfw you think aliens are visit to get a good dicking from you
>yfw they begin the anal probing phase
Education on the benefits of exercise isn't joining a cult. It's education, based upon fact from peer reviewed journals. What you choose to do with the information is up to you. Nobody is forcing you to do exercise.
A medical student
(Not a /fit/izen)
>>He could have a boyfriend by now if he wanted
it sounds like he already does.
>It's a sex thing so it'd be natural, right?
you only get aroused during a sex act if you personally find it arousing. not just because its sex-related. so yeah, it's normal to be turned on by sucking dick, but if it turns you on, then why don't you let him return the favor?
i didn't start coming onto lgbt gg until last spring
and soc gg was so long ago that i don't remember anything other than one halloween i posted selfies while wearing one of those ridiculous animal hats with long ears that turn into gloves
wiz says he remembers me from back then but that was a really long time ago so idk
He's single, though. I can't imagine why. He's one of those gentle giant types and from what I can tell on here, that sort of thing is crazy popular.
I don't let him go down on me because I don't know. It just seems kind of weird.
it is b/c they have multiple body pussies for you to fuck?
What makes you think that??? Like I said, we're just friends. We've only kissed a few times and I don't even let him go down on me. Even though he says he wouldn't mind. He doesn't seem to think it's fair that I get to do it whenever I want.
I have a free student membership on gaydar. But it's full of old losers.
Happn is a good app because it matches you with people you've walked past on the street etc. Tells you where you walked past them and how many times you've missed each other.
It's kinda stalkerish but feels more personal
Oh yeah, you can send someone a charm saying you've liked them if they haven't liked you back yet. But fuck that, that's desperate haha. If someone doesn't like me then I'm not gonna charm them and beg them for attention
I am incredibly lonely. I just want someone to talk to and hold that I can call my boyfriend. I'm 20, haven't had a boyfriend since I was in highschool, maybe 16, and I don't want to be alone anymore. Part of the issue is that I don't particularly want sex, and that seems like all that the men my age want - I want someone that will be stable and that I can marry. I mean, I masturbate sometimes, but I don't enjoy regular sex and can't really maintain an erection. I can give a decent blowjob though, and I'm willing to do that for people. I'm living with my parents in the St. Louis Area and don't drive, which is another issue with finding someone. At least I'm starting back at college Monday. Is it pathetic that my mom drives me to college every day?
Someone please talk to me. I don't have any local friends and I'm very desperate. I just want a husbandu.
Someone talk to me. If you want to email me, you can: email@example.com
ah ok nvm. In the south you'll see these hetero couples where the guy is slightly fem and really skinny and the wife is a huge, sweaty bettie type. Thought you might be the gay version of that... where you could go bi if it was a big girl or something.
I've sent fresh pictures while at work actually, but not to him. Also I work an overnight job that has me alone for much of the time, so maybe that's cheating.
Also, I plan to follow through with what I say. I've done a little WS and want to do more, and the "rape me daddy" was practically already done before, this would just be with less inhibition and probably more Dom/Sub play.
Cringey buzzwords...are you sure you can't be True Slut without being a tool? Or are they hand in hand?
...So where's my member card?
I am happy for the most part, and following Donald Trump as my idol has helped make me much more confident lately (though I worry I'm starting to come off sometimes as brash). I just want someone to share the happiness with. There's a reason they use isolation as punishment in prison.
I mean, i still bottom like a fiend. I guess it coulda still been developed through evolution aka guys wanting to get fucked is way more common than admitted(expected), aka its ok to bottom
Isn't the prostate a more developed skene's gland? all fetuses starts out as female, and the skene's gland is responsible for the fluid women get when they get wet (not vaginal discharge), which in men would be precum.
Same general location. like if you go down on a girl you're gonna lick the urethra.
Captcha is being such a cunt right now. Even if i do it property, it says the first time I try is wrong and I have to do it a second time every time
What would happen if a fetus was neither masculinised nor feminised? and would happen if, then, that person had no sexual hormones going through its system ever? what would that being look like?