Gay General: Hardwoods Edition

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>>5523288
1st for pretty dicks

I think about what we once knew
"Too busy being yours to fall for somebody new"
I knew that you were trouble when I met you off that train
I stumbled over your name
So what did you expect?
The colour of our love was burning red
I used to think about when we dressed up
And we looked so stylish, so charming it must be luck
Don't underestimate the symbolism of having a new phone
That never took a pic of you or called you going home
The last time that I saw you all you had to do was stay
But you stopped dreaming my name
You formed out of the wet sand
We got all over our feet
That darker shades of grey
Couldn't hide or keep away
So I'm going back to what I knew
Your jacket smelled liked all the days that I spent with you
I stumbled completely when you cried
Nothing could have readied me for the emotion in your eye
Twirling in the fridge light one Christmas two years ago
Well do you want to know?
My take on Amsterdam
Listening to the music when the lights had gone out
Dreaming of Omaha chocolates, I
Imagined you with our hand between your thighs
During the forty-five minute flight or that seven hour drive
Once in a while I flash back to a time
When I only had the one boy in mind
I’d never known something to be so bittersweet
As two perfect people at the worst time in life they could meet
Suddenly so soon that smile plays upon your face
You lied and said there was no one else in my old place
And that consoles me when my resolve melts
It’s not that I just want your body; I genuinely can’t countenance
Your wanting to be with somebody so soon – what happened to working on yourself?
I never needed anything from you, especially for you to change
But “I want to be a better person for you” disappearing suddenly seems strange
So the night after you said your last good night
I kissed some girl just so that I wouldn’t cry
Fitting cause we always greeted each other with goodbye
I'll miss those tears in your eyes

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>>5523299
The little white one is the cutest.

>>5523299
Why would you need a beer opener on a plug?

>dude can you open this beer for me?
>sure let me just use my bussy

>>5523326
It's really not though.

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>>5523333

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>>5523333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJceETNzZSI

>>5523333
>quads of false prophets.
white peens are always the prettiest

>>5523355
>twinks
>gay voices
>gay faces
ech

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I want to sing with them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijk3qj7EJ0

>>5523355
American gayvoice is the fucking worst.

Tomorrow I'll be eating light, in anticipation for anal shenanigans on Monday. Does anyone else altar their diet when they anticipate sex? I normally don't but the mutual eagerness and knowing it's coming days in advance means I'll make an exception this time.

>>5523374
No because I'm a man, not a faggot. I do the fucking.

>>5523332
>implying that a well trained bussy needs a bottle opener
you should be well trained enough to open bottles and shoot the top across the room into the trash bin

>>5523377
sitting at home, fucking your hand doesn't count anon -not even when you eat the come off of it.

>don't ususally go to /hm/
>visit it just now
>this at the top of the heap....
>>>/hm/1278094
looks like hitler and booger have some /hm/ fans.
post was about 21days ago, so I guess everyone knew this already.
oh well, I loled.

>>5523388
dude, delete this shit

>>5523405
yeah I saw that...

>>5523405
>looks like hitler and booger have some /hm/ fans
Terrible taste.

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>>5523425
>Worshipping and fapping to trips.

So what kind of person does this? Autistic gays? Foreign Gays that will get lynched if they have real relations?

>>5523429
pedophiles and betas

>>5523425
...and I saw your troll post in that thread.

>>5523429
booger should wear his hair like that; he would probably get more /hm/ upvotes and likes

>>5523425
Trip on ann skellington

tfw you think you are in love with niq

>>5523501
iktf

>>5523501
>>5523502
Eww.

>>5523502
BACK THE FUCK OFF HITLER I AM 10X THE MAN YOU WILL EVER BE AND NIQ KNOWS THAT

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>>5523516
Niq hates you.

>>5523524
n-niq no

This place is so fucking boring and 95% of the content consist of my shitposts that you respond too.

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>>5523536

Why doesn't Freddie post anymore?

>>5523567
why wont you give me a chance
what do i have to d9

>>5523580
*do

>>5523563
Then you are le mastertrolle 2016, congratulations!

and had the overfed dead but listened
to that high-fence, horse-sense wisdom!

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>>5523617
I am making a troll video of your guys responses.

You all get trolled by me. XDDD

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>>5523580
>>5523592

>>5523627
ily
i am masturbating to you right now

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>>5523640

>>5523645
i know i make you hard yes
touch ur peepee for me

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>>5523651

>>5523679
really tho pls marry me
im fucking serious i think i am in love with you

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>>5523693

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RIGHT?!

>>5523695
why

>>5523355
gee, i wonder if those nice young men are gay

>>5523698
>what i think i do
>interracial sexual relations
no thank you

>>5523709
This.

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>>5523709
>>5523713
You may as well be doing interracial relationships because you're all going to catch aids anyway.

>>5523713
>tfw no black bf

>>5523741
Historically, all reactionary forces on the verge of extinction invariably conduct a last desperate struggle against the revolutionary forces, and some revolutionaries are apt to be deluded for a time by this phenomenon of outward strength but inner weakness failing to grasp the essential fact that the enemy is nearing extinction while they themselves are approaching victory.

- Mao Zedong

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>>5523698
>9000 hours in photoshop

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>>5523758
>what I really do

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>>5523749
>manipulating dear leaders words to benefit of the immoral western imperialistic agenda

>>5523768
?

(1)

What my friends think I do.

Tranny Jannies need to stop banning my horsefucking pictures.

>>5520781

I agree.

>>5523741
Is this why freddie always called you Sam, short for Little White Sambo?

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>>5523990
yeah, I agree

;_:

>>5523992
uhm no

>>5523999
I wish people would stop styling their hair like this, especially if they have a longer face.

>>5524008
> especially if they have a longer face.
what is the rule?

>>5523999
Are you that lansing guy?
Why do you whore yourself out in an ugly way?

>>5524008
I thought this was the way all the hipster gays did their hair these days

>>5524015
it's not pic of poster

>>5524017
I just reversed it yes it is.

All my life I've looked for something to calm my anger and there isn't anything to calm my anger.

>>5524066
Why so angry? It's like I'm on /pol/ and someone just posted how the leader of the French "conservatives" wants to force people to racially interbreed.

Hey, /gg/. I was contemplating some things about homosexuality and life and whatnot, and I arrived at a question I personally failed to answer myself.

So I'll try asking here.

What is manliness? Conceptually, not physically. Are there traits that define manliness? I'd love to know how some people answer this.

>>5524072
I love how Gregor Gisi praising the decline of German people is a new meme on pol.

The best part is the translation being wrong.

>>5524082
Yeah, I didn't get it either.
I wish Gysi wasn't so charismatic, he is quite a good public speaker.

>>5524088
I love how German polacks said that the translation was correct. And hate-mongering island dwellers and Americlaps ate that right up.

But he just made fun of Nazis in a light-hearted fashion. Most political Germans don't even know of the video because it only went viral on yt.

>>5524072
I've been wronged and I hate humanity.

>>5524080
Idk, for me I'd say that my personality is more masculine rather than manly
But for myself in specific, I think it has more of a contrast because of how feminine I look

But you should just be you, nigga
don't try to pigeonhole yourself into one all encompassing role just because people expect you to act a certain way because of the way you look

>>5524080
Penis size.
That's it.

>>5524094
>Most political Germans don't even know of the video because it only went viral on yt.
I actually saw it years ago way before I knew about /pol/. I still think it's disgusting how he wants mass-immigration to offset the german birthrates, but /pol/ just wanted to be angry, I guess.

>>5524098
I am doing myself, no worries m8. I'm just wondering how other people define it for themselves when not looking at physical traits.

>>5524104
See above, you queen.

Is aggression a manly trait for some of y'all? Or perhaps charisma? Or boldness? Or courage?

I'm genuinely interested.

>>5524108
But he doesn't. That was the mistranslation. He gested that right-wing Germans are bad at reproducing, which is why letting a young generation, albeit foreign into our country is not that bad of an idea.

It was a gest. An idiotic and unprofessional one, no doubt, but somehow the translator fucked up and everyone took it by its word.

>>5524117
>which is why letting a young generation, albeit foreign into our country is not that bad of an idea.
>It was a gest.
you mean that part?

No, that is a widely accepted stance by leftists. Declining birth rates is their number 1 argument for why Germany really NEEDS to import more people. And since people are interchangeable, it might as well be immigrants from a foregin culture. For the more extreme that is even a plus, because it makes Germany more diverse.

>It was a gest. An idiotic and unprofessional one, no doubt, but somehow the translator fucked up and everyone took it by its word.
I'm not talking only about the video btw.

>>5524124
>Declining birth rates is their number 1 argument
heck, even Merkel said something like that

;_;

>>5524124
Im talking about the video. It got reposted recently and it's been talked about. Point is, people are angry about a video that got mistranslated. Which is just /pol/ Tier shit storming. And since there is a polack in the thread I wanted to mention it to him and see what he thinks.

>>5524112
I think all of those are traits of a good man. But you dont have to be any of those to be a man in my opinion besides courageous. Id consider all those words to describe me especially courage and charismatic. Bold also i never get unnotoced.

>>5524147
I am the /pol/ack,
just forgot to put in the name.

>>5524153
What type of boys do you like?

>>5524150
On the contrary, are there any negative "masculine traits you can think of? Such as aggression? Or perhaps arrogance?

>>5524157
All kinds of guys.
From feminine, androgynous to average-looking and whatever, white :^), not much older looking than me, not overweight and no beards, but I would just tell them sooner or later to shave it.

I guess I'm still twink-like, so someone in the same category would be nice.

>>5524166
ay bby
how u doin

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>>5524169
hey there, I am in Michigan as well, wann meet up, bb?

dont be shy :3333

>>5524184
I don't live in Michigan

>>5524169
doing good, busy doing manly things

>>5524184
Dude just kill yourself. You're a disgrace.

>>5524190
>busy doing manly things
just made some pour over coffee and shitposting on /tv/
that's manly, right?

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>>5524204
Disgrace.

>>5524204
Do you use the Hitler name when shitposting on there?

>>5524208
Is it because I made coffee instead of tea?

>>5524211
No, I only namefag as Hitler on lgbt
occasionally you might see me accidentally leave my name on though

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>>5524212
Darling, you couldn't even serve Lipton ice tea.

>>5524217
True, the only tea I like is herbal

>>5524217
Lipton ice tea was my favourite kind of soft-drink as a child.
Now I drink green and black tea.

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>>5524222
Sashay away.

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>>5524223
more of a coffee person myself
I'm an ultra faggy trained barista

>>5524225
after you

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>>5524231
>after you
Okay.
Take care, gurl.

>>5523374
bran flakes for breakfast and then whatever the fuck i want the rest of the day

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Where do you all go to uni?

>mfw just got accepted to Princeton

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>>5524328

waiting on my cambridge offer now

>mfw

>>5524080
manliness is just a social concept invented by the media to sell you stupid, meaningless shit. It's designed to make yourself feel worse about yourself because you're not James Bond. Just get on with life and stop thinking you have to behave a certain way because you have a penis.

Having said that, don't be a huge faggot. Just because masculinity doesn't exist doesn't mean dignity has also gone out the window.

>>5524342


masculine (adj.) Look up masculine at Dictionary.com
mid-14c., "belonging to the male grammatical gender;" late 14c., "of men, male," from Old French masculin "of the male sex" (12c.), from Latin masculinus "male, of masculine gender," from masculus "male, masculine; worthy of a man," diminutive of mas (genitive maris) "male person, male," of unknown origin. Meaning "having the appropriate qualities of the male sex, manly, virile, powerful" is first attested 1620s. As a noun from mid-15c.

The ideas what makes a man is older than media. If you think you should feel bad because you're not James Bond you've misunderstood the concept of ideals. Contemporary times tells us that we should feel bad because we don't look like our ideals when in fact ideals are there for us to have something to reach out towards not to feel bad because we don't have the same appearance.

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>>5524361
>reach out towards

I don't know about you anon but i don't really want to be any more masculine.

>>5524470
I contacted the authorities.

You gonna get raped in prison, senpai.

>>5524470
Go shoot up the trannies and do the world a favor instead

>>5524328
the school of hard knocks B)

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>tfw you realise dad leaving and not having him or anyone around has cucked me into growing up to be some femmy homo, really attracted to strong older guys with beards and body hair and masculine personalities

How fix daddy issues, im ready to be normal

>>5524499
be together with a normal guy and be his housewaifu

>>5524499
just embrace it
>tfw sometimes the daddy issues go away and you just want to cuddle a qt twink
>tfw homo-fluid preferences are killing me tbqh

>>5524479
jokes on you. prison rape is a fetish of mine.

>>5524482
would if i could but they all stay in their homes and never come out. ;~;

>>5524513
>jokes on you. prison rape is a fetish of mine.
>tfw booger will never be my prison inmate
I really want to overpower and dominate a scrawny white boy like you

>>5524513
Iktf
>>5524507
I dont know maybe i'm worrying over nothing but right now it's making me uncomfortable, i'm supposed to be a man

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/gsg/fag here, we had an ... interesting visitor

here is his pic
damn senpaitachi, he is making me so wushy
I feel so funny when looking at that. hhhhnnnnggg

>>5524591
I really really just want to stick my tongue in there.
breeeh

>>5524591
what's gsg?

>>5524519
>white boy
Niggers get out.

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>>5523758
>>5523698
I just made this.

>>5524601
grand strategy general on /vg/
we play autistic strategy games and sometimes go full homo

sludgy, something is twitching when I look at that pic, pls send help

>>5524602
I am actually white, I just said that to sort of compliment our whiteness.

I need advice family, I swing both ways (prefer girls though) and I just had my first real gay experience. I gave my best friend the most furious hand job ever and now it's kinda awkward. He's lying in bed right next to me, I wanted to snuggle (lewd) because I like cuddling but he doesn't really seem for it, he's a manly guy so he finds it degrading but I still don't know what to do. I asked him what it was like and he said it was the greatest orgasm of his life. Wat do?

>>5524607
what kind of strategy games? i like some cutesy japanese tactics games, board games, and tcg shit
also i can't even tell if that pic of m or f desu you're on your own m8

>>5524603
>tfw jupp and sp are going to be rugby and senpais bear of honor and best bear

:3c

>>5524591
lesbians... on gaygen.

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>>5524615
Crusader Kings, Eu4, Victoria 2

Real time strategy, 4x games, empire building, conquering stuff basically

>also i can't even tell if that pic of m or f desu you're on your own m8
sludgy please, we have to make out to make these feelings go away

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>>5524626
him with a mustache

not so lesbian anymore

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>>5524625
We don't even know them though. My brother and his husband were our marriage witnesses. No one else was at our wedding ceremony.

>>5524627
i mean i haven't made out in a long time so i might consider it if you're cute
also idk any of those games :')

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>>5524627
>>5524631

>>5524632
How much can you and your lil teddy bear lift now?

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>>5524638
Am I cute enough?

>>5524643
you have nice eyes and hair is pretty alright

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>>5524631
omg, it's JD Samson.

>>5524643
but like how old are you

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>>5524643
in an adult boy way, but not sexually (for me at least) until you get older and can grow a beard.

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>>5524647
>>5524648
you told me that there was gaydeath at 22 and now I am suddenly too young?

>>5524650
gaydeath is 30
>22
aight den yeah you're cute, come to la and we can make out

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>>5524645
I don't know why anyone would find sanchez mustaches attractive

>>5524650
I said no such thing. I said gay sexual death ends near 50-55 years old. There's no such thing as gaydeath, but it is harder to get your dick up when you get older.

>>5524655
Same.
I also don't understand why every teenager decided to copy donald trumps combover and wear it into their late 20s and why anyone would find that attractive.

>>5524655
it's not her fault she has bad genes

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>>5524661
don't most gays only like twinks?
I am barely a twink anymore, that's what I/you guys meant with gaydeath, right?

>>5524653
thanks, but it's not like it will ever happen

>>5524668
>don't most gays only like twinks
lol not even

>but it's not like it will ever happen
not with that attitude
i just gave you a free makeout session
grab life by the balls and take it you furry bastard

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>>5524668
>don't most gays only like twinks?

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>>5524668
Sexuality is complex. There is no majority that like one thing or the other. All sorts of sexual fetishes for all sorts of different people; even in the straight community it is quite complex.

>>5524679
>not with that attitude
I meant flying to you would be like an expensive trip to the whorehouse.

>>5524686
>lol not even
but twinks like only other twinks right?
(and rich disgusting old dudes)

>>5524692
I honestly don't know what twinks like, I've never been interested in twinks. I'm glad they don't like me because there's one less thing to fret about in life.

>>5524499
iktf. When ever I go out with my friends they always point at guys who are slightly older, hairy, and beefy and say "hey anon you should go and talk to him". It's so embarrassing.

>>5524692
I'm a twink and i like older guys

Not super old but 24-34 is like usually prime hotness when they have nice facial hair and they're usually a little more muscular and just look more like men, i find it really hot.

>>5524692
>I meant flying to you would be like an expensive trip to the whorehouse.
suit yourself, i was just trying to help like you begged me to

>but twinks like only other twinks right?
honestly i feel like i see more people with absolutes like that on 4chan
people seem to have a wider range of interests irl

>>5524692
most twinks like other twinks, but not exclusively so
most people like more than just one type of thing

>>5524704

this

>tfw no qt college guy wants to date an 18 year old like me because they always say 18 is too young/immature

>>5524704
>not wanting to do lewd stuff with guys your own age who look like you

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>>5524591
>fat
>pig nose
>dated emo fringe
>making a vagina licking gesture
>about 15 yo
>goes to /vg/
>goes to 4chan.org

shit taste 2bh

>>5524702
post your face

>>5524706
>like you begged me to
sludgy pls :3

>>5524711
well you are a twink and only like other twinks

>>5524723
he is so cute, am I rite?

>>5524643

What did you use to take the picture?

>>5524643
I think you're really cute. You have sad puppy dog eyes which is adorbs

everyone post face pics, say which other face pics you'd bang, and we can finally match everyone up and end the bf drought.

>>5524743
thanks, if only people told me that in real life

>>5524719
Sometimes i feel like it but it usually passes, i find other twinks kind of uninteresting 90% of the time. And i don't mean i like 'gaygen manly' of like gross beard and bearmode, but classic masculine is really sexy

>not wanting to do lewd stuff and cuddle with a qt bearded manly bf
>tfw all the guys like that want clones of themselves
>it's not fair

>>5524728
that's just me though
most people aren't quite as picky I'd say

>>5524747
I've camwhorred enough for one lifetime

>>5524728
>sludgy pls
there you go with the begging again :3c

>>5524713
well, if you're over 21 dating guys 18-20 can be kind of weird since you can't go out to bars n stuff together

>>5524750
I want to fuck a clone of myself desu.

>>5524757
>can't go out to bars n stuff together
>living in the third-world

>>5524750
yeah but when you're at the top of the gay man tree, why would you pick apples from the lowest hanging branches? Or in your case, the rotten, worm eaten detritus littering the ground beneath the tree.

>>5524754
you're tripped enough, too.

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>>5524764
One of them will like twinks one day

>>5524776
I like twinks, I'm going to the gym regularly now.

I leave you a message in about 6 months, see ya

>>5524764
Twinks are gross

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So many stuck within their flesh on here, never knowing God or the holy spirit that resides within them.

Sometimes I feel like the only one on here whose had a spiritual experience that has opened my eyes to reality. Am I the only one who has been awakened on here?

>>5524794
I like people like you.

Went on a Grindr date last night... Worried a little because he was a country boy who lived a little far in a small town (pop. 1200 or so)

Guy was super sweet, we had some great seafood, and he was super masculine. Loves country, fishing, hunting, wore camo, and really scruffy but cuddle like a bear, even had the southern gentleman drawl down.

And gave head like a champ.

Super surprised but it was worth it.

Now need to ask him to wear cowboy boots and a hat.

>>5524747

i dont want to go first

>>5524805
nice one. sounds great.

>>5524813

Only issue I have is that he smokes a pack a day (which the smell and stuff is fine, it's just annoying to stop doing something every so often so he can curb the craving) and occasionally dips (which is hot, sort of) so I may have to ask him to not do that when we are gonna see eachother.

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>>5524798

That's kind of you. We all should meditate on the spirit and focus on freeing ourselves from the chains of our flesh. We don't have much time left.

Galatians 5:16
This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.

Galatians 5:19-21
Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Romans 8:6
For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.

>tfw you love cock, but you think your own cock is disgusting.
>tfw you like giving head, but hate receiving it.
Anyone know that feel?

>>5524833
no, but I synergize better with people like you

>>5524827
so you're not actually gay?

>>5524833
that's called being a tranny
off to mtfg with you

the cuteboys thread on soc is going quite well

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>>5524833

I use to have the same feelings when I identified as "homosexual". Even though I had lustful desires for sex with men, when it came to participating in the sexual things my mind desired it was a constant struggle to go through with it, because another part of me found it so disgusting and vile. It was as if if I was only half gay and the other half of me hated everything about the homosexual lifestyle and what it stood for? I didn't want to be straight either though.

Eventually I learned it was my own spirit & conscience keeping me from getting involved in lustful sexual activities because they can be harmful towards your own spirit and end up in you falling more and more into sin.

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>tfw weak chin

What do your profiles look like, gaygen?

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>>5524184
GIRL STOP POSTING YOUR UGLY ASS HAIR CUT

>>5524918
cute

>>5524918
oh look feelgood is camwhoring again

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>>5524918
I didn't realize how prominent my nose and jaw is until I took this pic

>>5524935
you look a lot more attractive than I remember you, potato

btw I was always the guy who flirted with you, so ...

>>5524918
>>5524935
>tfw look okay upfront but butt fucking ugly from the side
end me senpaitachi

>>5524935
you have a nice profile
but your profile also looks exactly like the profile of the scene queen who was my first kiss and cut my lip with her teeth

>>5524956

+1

>>5524943

He has some solid genetics. Shame about the schizophrenia and fatness really, its fucked up whatever potential he has. Still, his brother/dad is probably hot.

kek is potato anon really schizophrenic

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>>5524918
I used to be ashamed of my nose, but not I quite like it. It's amazing what a bit of self confidence can do.

>>5524993

yep lol

>>5524997

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>5524993
psycho twinks are the best twinks

I want to hold his legs up in the air, put them on my shoulders while he stares up at me from the ground with a deep red blushed face and ...

>tfw manly as fuck from center
>tfw gangly ayy lmao from profile view

my face is weird

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>>5525004
post it

>>5524943
Thanks
Were you the Irish American guy
>>5524956
Luckily people generally look at you from the front
>>5524962
Eww sorry for bringing up bad memories kek
>>5524963
My oldest brother look like me but Is way fatter, other bro looks nothing like me and my dad has no teeth so ...
>>5524993
>>5524998
Well you know, getting diagnosed on the internet is always 100% it's why everyone uses webmd

>>5525002
literally yes

>>5525004

Me too, I dont get it. Maybe when I drop BF% the side view will improve as my cheekbones come out more.

>>5525008
>>5524997

Whats the first letter of your name?

>>5525007

Well, if you aren't schizophrenic then you're just an insecure, spiteful, sociopath by nature. If anything schizophrenia would be a good thing, that way your shitty personality wouldn't be your fault.

>>5525007
don't listen to the bullies,
I bet you are just lonely and need a bf :3

>>5525003
is that niq

>>5525023
As opposed to choosing to be like that of course
>>5525027
Totally bro

>>5524997
hel-lo
what's your dick like cutie what are you into

>boyfriend had a stutter as a kid
>stutter sometimes resurfaces during sex
>like this more than I should

>>5525079
gaygen, you got me once again

this is fucking cute

>>5525079
>ex bf is Norwegian
>banging one time
>he gets really into it
>grunts "I'm gonna come" in Norwegian
>it was so hot
>he didn't even realise he'd switched languages until I told him after

i am really ugly lmao

>>5525099

lol

you should probably compensate for it by being super smart or super fit

>>5525099
s a m e

>>5525098
norse languages sound like melting chocolate ice to me

>>5525098
jeg kommer

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>Promised I wouldn't cum until after tomorrow night because I'm expecting sex then
>Came really close after fapping while bored.

That was a little too close. I should go out and find something to do, famfam.

>>5525115
I know this feel.

>>5525086
I feel like such a heel for it because I know it makes him feel self conscious and that he used to get teased. All the same, I can't help but find it cute that he gets so overcome that he forgets himself.

>>5525099
ha ha

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>>5525111
pls be my bf

>>5525119
Do you usually manage? I have work and somewhat of a life so it's not so bad but when I was in NEET mode this sort of thing was torture.

>>5525130
I'm ugly, you can find much better.

>>5525115
who did you promise? that's hot

>>5525098
It's cute, right?
>tfw when they speak English as a second language and get all inarticulate because they can't express themselves.

>>5525147
A fuckbuddy daddy that I've mentioned a couple of times in a previous gaygen or two. He didn't make me promise, it was my own thing. But I think the idea of it is still turning him on.

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>>5525165
This works both ways too
> English is their second language
> Their mind is so hazy from the mouth or ass you have clamped on their dick that they start mumbling in their native language

im pretty sure my homophobic parents are watching that gay movie about alan turing, featuring benedict cucumber, right now

;_;

this kinda shit makes me anxious for some reason

>>5525177
The imitation game
Ahh it's more of a war movie desu and the gay stuff isn't pressed TOO hard

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>>5525165
Norwegian to English is so great because Norwegian words are so to-the-point and pragmatic, where as English words are some bastardised amalgamation of countless languages and cultural slang. It leads the the sweetest mis translations and they get all flustered and defensive when you laugh and correct them.

plus this >>5525175

>>5525182
are you the guy that studied at Svalbard?

>>5525175
This is cute, too.

>tfw trying to learn Russian on the sly because of this very reason

It's hard as fuck, though.

>>5525187
yeah

>>5525181
i hope so
i've never seen it ;-;

i feel like going to the living room and changing the channel

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>>5525182
>>5525175
>>5525165
>>5525115
>>5525079

>tfw virgin

how do i get to experience all of these feels you guys are talking about?

>>5525191

cyrillic or translit?

>>5525193
You should join them and gauge their reaction.

Have you ever asked them why they're homophobic?

>>5525192
did you end up spending christmas with your exes family?

>>5525194
>get a bf
>realise it's not like these feels
>break up
>look back at relationship through rose tinted glasses
>exaggerate those feels
>post on Senegalese knitting forums to make other homos jealous

>>5525197
they just are. they think it goes against the natural order and just find it repulsive, i guess. my dad thinks it's a genetic malformation and he's glad there have been no cases of faggotry in his family.

>>5525202
No. Even though it had been stated many times that we were going to end it when we left, and that no major feels should be developed, he still had the nerve to turn around and tell me he loved me 2 weeks before my flight home. It really fucked me up and I told him it would be a bad idea to see each other after we left. I told him I didn't love him but I wanted to spend the remainder of the time we had left with him, if it was okay with him. I felt like such an arsehole. Now I miss him terribly and he won't stop flirting with me on whatsapp and I can't help but flirt back, even though he's 2000km away and I know nothing will ever happen between us again.

>>5525217
But if there were a case would he stop loving that genetic malformation? It's not their fault, after all. I mean, it's genetics, right?

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>>5525230
Never say never. Plane tickets are cheap and its just a two hour flight to Gatwick.

>>5525237
i think he will
maybe he will come around after many years, who knows... but he will hate me for a long long time

i don't think he cares that it's genetics or 'not my fault'

>tfw relationship drama is killing you slowly and giving you grey hair
>even in breakup, he is still an unending source of drama

>>5525257
Chiswick Park? I remember cycling over that bridge as a kid. It was so fun.

And yeah, you're right. Norway is hardly the most distant place on the planet. But I don't want to be with him right now. I can't afford to fly there every month and I certainly couldn't go weeks without sharing the same bed as him. Long distance relationships are bad ideas.

>>5525266
randomely start making out with him

>>5525175
is that supposed to be "gaping dragon" kek

>>5525194
Sorry, I'm woefully ignorant to this stuff. Mostly right now, I'm learning to speak it. But I figured it wouldn't hurt to learn to write it as well. Most of the resources I'm using use the Cyrillic alphabet, but translit would probably be easier to learn.

I feel kind of stupid for googling "how to talk dirty in Russian", honestly, but I'd like to know what he's saying sometimes.

>>5525187
>studied at Svalbard

>studying mining, seeds, and vodka/heroin smuggling with russian laborers

>>5525266
i hate this shit "ur ruin my life waaaa its been 5 months n we r not even friends waaa"

>>5525292

Here: http://liamrosen.com/languages.html

Read it carefully.

>>5525282
It's the gardens yeah.
Flights are usually cheaper in to London than out of London. Just now I found a ticket for £15 from Oslo-London.

>>5525293
I think he was studying arctic environmental technology or something. Isn't the university in Svalbard pretty well revered?

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I really hate lgbt.
This entire place is disgusting. I hate everyone

After actually spending time here as a straight I gained zero respect for nobody besides lesbians and gays. I've only chatted with lesbians like twice when I sht up their general.


Bisexuality is the original meme gender and I've never met even one true bisexual here on my time here. They are all failed r9k males with had a bad experience with women because women give everyone bad experiences they act like children.

Transgenderism is seriously the most depraved retarded lack of survival skills 1st world stupidity I have ever seen in my entire life. They literally act like stereotypes of women and not actually themselves. They claim dysphoria also but brag about their penis when they see someone whos smaller. They completely lie about their dysphoria so they fit into the trutrans mold. They aren't even attracted to men the same way that gay men are attracted to men despite being gay men scientifically.
There's also a bunch of homophobia towards gay men from them despite literally being gay men scientifically. They are caricatures of women and its the American woman stereotype turned up to 11. If they did any research they would know that gender is fluid as fuck and actions are just actions regardless of gender association. I could go on about their retardation but they are just mind numbingly annoying.


Chasers are probably the most pathetic group of them all really. They are a mix of bi and trans. They write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how different they are when in reality they are fetishizing then sexually. If they aren't fetishizing them sexually than they are romanticizong being with them probably because they are legitimate failed males also. Why would anybody choose a cock over a vagina if you're "straight".


Im out of this hellhole of lgbt that cuteboys thread disgusted me. Cute people piss me off because it's so fucking gay looking and they all do the same pose.

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>>5525335
>Bisexuality is the original meme gender and I've never met even one true bisexual here on my time here.

>>5525335
>tfw no gf

>>5525335
>tfw no self/world-hating bf

>>5525335
while your observations aren't far off, you shouldn't blame LGBT as a whole. Especially considering the L and G parts, the parts you think are OK, make up like 90% of the "community".

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>>5525335

>>5525316
Please stop making me more confused and conflicted.

>>5525366
Sorry it's the norwegian fix the world mentality, but still you don't have to be so rigid. Just ask him if he can come over for a long weekend and be casual about it. It doesn't have to be ldr or never seeing each other again. People should be with people that make them happy.

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>>5525335
I wholeheartedly agree with this post

>>5525381
>People should be with people that make them happy.
One weekend won't make me happy. If anything it'll only make me more unhappy. I appreciate the help, but, at this stage in my life, I just can't be with him.
You should hit him up if you're ever near Lillehammer.

>>5525335
You're being a bit of a drama queen, don't you think?
Also,
>Bisexuals don't exist
>Chasers are bisexual

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Have you ever made a list of all the things that trouble you?

someone told me it would be therepeutic but its just made me more depressed.

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>>5525422
>straight comes to gaygen
>acts a drama queen

STEREOTYPES BE DAMNED

>>5525426
No, i'm scared of what i'll feel if i search too deep

My life is literally just screaming "LA LA LA LA LA LA" so i feel okay

Works pretty well

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>>5525426
>shitty people
>money problems
that's just about it

I simply don't hang out with people I don't like and I keep at least a grand on my bank account. This way I'm pretty much always in a cheery mood.

>>5525426
I made a short mental list of what my problems are.

On one hand the list made my problems more visible and they've caused me more trouble lately.
On the other hand I have this tangible thing to work against, and it's no longer this deep vague feeling looming over my life.

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>tfw eaten 900 calories in the last 3 days

i literally havent moved from my bed today, just lain motionless in the dark listening to youtube videos on autoplay

i wish somebody cared enough to help me

>>5525461
>i wish somebody cared enough to help me
>tfw no sadanon bf to care for and be the only person in his life to show him any love to, resulting in making him super clingy and attached

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>>5525461
Id help you but youd have to deal with my anger.
>>5525335

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>>5525466
>got satanic dubs
>mfw

>>5525426
I just ignore them desu

>>5525461
Are you me?

>>5525477
nice dubs

I'll be your bf for 77 hourd

>>5525473
>satanic dubs
lrn2numerology

36 is a satanic number, 66 is not

>>5525495
tell me all about it in bed, baby
we have 77hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=211&v=Af7E7e9s3FU
i kek'd and also i wanna fuck the dad

>>5525484
Heh, I never get dubs. Also, I dunno of 77 hours of me fucking you and making you be my little spoon is healthy.

>>5524661
sometimes Jupp, but not everyone.

>>5525511
dubs confirm it's happening, but double dubs say that I will be big spoon

I will fuck you to the point of complete exhaustion. I don't want you to be able to move for a whole week.

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>>5525506

im a sucker for old-style staches like that

also i kinda wish my parents were so open and chill...

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>>5525484
>>5525497

>>5525517
I say nay. I'm the top or it's not happening, princess.

Nice dub dubs though.

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>>5525521

>>5525519
he's so hot.

>>5525506
>>5525519
holy shit that is TOO FUCKING funny

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>>5525506
>those parents

lol. I'm glad my dad doesn't make those kind of jokes.

>>5525535

Idk man, when he said "happy birthday cumguzzler" my dick twitched a little

>>5525535
daddy*
fixed

>>5525519
me too
i love a good dad-stache

>>5525532
>>5525535
>show them how the men in our family fuck, son
i blushed

>>5525506
the sisterhood of the traveling pants used to be my favorite movie t bh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB3N2Is14do


>>5525544
>i blushed
post pic

>>5525547

omg!

i am so fucking jealous i wish i had degenerate parents

>>5525547
you called my bluff, i didn't blush
i don't think i'm a blusher, i'm more of an embarrassedly-smiles-and-covers-face-er

>>5525545
the only thing i remember about it is that jordache channeled the fel energies of the universe in a dark magic ritual to create a pair of pants that fit both america ferrara and blake lively

>>5525553
>i am so fucking jealous i wish i had degenerate parents
You kidding me?

I am so fucking glad my parents never talk to me about sex.

>>5525565
>you called my bluff, i didn't blush
I still want you to post a pic.

>>5525565
>Incest

Haha, you guys are gross. Cmon, geez. Lol

>tfw can't connect with gay guys
>tfw can't be in a relationship with a straight guy

>>5525576
>>tfw can't be in a relationship with a straight guy
not impossible

>>5525570
you can find any and all sludgepuppy related content on my blog

>>5525586
http://de.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sludge+Puppy

liar, you dont have a blog

>>5525589
>http://de.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sludge+Puppy
oh
my god
now i have to create a new internet brand this is so inconvenient

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>>5525547
>-did you uuh, did you and my son FUCK?
>-uh yeah we did.
>-ok, how was he?
>-made you proud.
>-nice uhh um, did you pull out?
>-uhh a little.
>-oh, ok.
>-mostly.
>-weee'll deal with that later.
confirmed for pozed up.

>>5525553
>i am so fucking jealous i wish i had degenerate parents
no you don't.

>>5525583
really?

>>5525583
Yes, it is. If he's dating a GUY he isn't STRAIGHT. I hate this fucking stupid fetish....

Trannies arent women
Straight guys only fuck women

I see bullshit here all the time that implies the opposite. Wtf happened to common sense?

new
>>5525606
>>5525606
>>5525606