Gay General: Alien BF Edition

Fucking faggots

first

>>5522201
The free hugs guy makes me angry.
It undermines the whole idea of the 'free hugs' thing if you use it to show off your body.
Just makes him look like an arrogant cunt desperate for attention.

Buu on the other hand is a qt.

>>5522212
I always wanted to to the free hugs thing. Then charge people 5.99 for shipping and handling.

>>5522205
at least you have your priorities sort, m8.
Fucking cute, sexy faggots should be at the top of everyone's list.

>>5522191
>having him perform half day long unnecessary procedures so that you may fuck him once
Sounds terrible, kills my boner completely.
And there still can be poo or poo-water left even if he's extra thorough.
I don't want to do anything with shit, period. I like men, not buttholes.

>>5522218
sorted*

>>5522224
Douching takes me like 15 mins? How does it take you half a day? Wtf are you doing?

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>>5522201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkrvYnNpQm4

>>5522217
When I was wired once I had this whole deep discussion about free hugs as one of my friends was like proper against it and I didn't understand why.

He said by advertising something as free, it begins to lose its worth and thus the intamacy between two people hugging becomes worthless.

It was weird but when you're in your zone it made sense

>>5522224
how can someone NOT like buttholes??? They're so cute and puckery... all qlenched up and quivering.

>>5522240
I could see that. Might wear a shirt that says free physical intimacy instead. (No Fat Chicks)

>>5522246
>(no fat chicks)

Comon, just admit you're a huge fgt already.
Join the dark side
(I've now done my mandatory service of enforcing the gay agenda for 2k16.. Yesss got it out the way early)

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>>5522246
i lol'd

> only shite on /y/
> fakku now behind a paywall
> don't want accounts for sadpanda etc.
is 2016 kill for free yaoi?

>>5522250
If I wasn't a huge faggot, I wouldn't be posting in /gaygen/.

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>>5522262
>yaoi

I want women to leave.

>>5522272
good yaoi. not that horsehite wymn share on /y/

>>5522229
My shits are really shitty.
I don't know about how long it takes for other people, but after countless times of having shit on my dick (thank dog for condoms) I feel averted to topping as well as to bottoming.
>>5522242
Finding an organ responsible for waste disposal to be sexually attractive seems kinda perverse.

>good
>yaoi
Choose one.

>>5522268
Get out breeder.
biscum genocide 2016 desu ne.

>>5522282
>real women like myslef
Post op tranny pls go.

>>5522290
Much better.

>>5522268
Last time I spoke to you you said you wouldn't give oral or something?

Have you become a degenerate like the rest of us now?

>>5522281
Take two psyllium husks before each meal. Sorted. I was in your position but not anymore. You can get them from health stores

>>5522282
Werebt you just a guy a minute ago?

>>5522262
nigga nhentai and luscious.net
loads of nice porn
the heck you thinkin

>>5522282
>pleasure woman
that's easy. throw coin and silk at them

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>>5522299
Troll anon fukt uhp

>>5522212
breh, he worked hard for that body

I would feel proud too, when I am going to reach his level.

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Faggots that don't suck cock are literally degenerate.

There's nothing hotter than dominating a qt's dick with your mouth.

Cis woman here

What's it like knowing you'll never be inside of a vagina like mine because I denied you so you had to stick with fat "men" that drink milk all day?

>>5522322
Maki, for the last time, you're not a woman.

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Wait, do imgur links to nudes get deleted? I can't find one I posted in an old gaygen.

>>5522320
Jokes aside I do actually feel a sense of power with a dick in my mouth. Like, I have control on how good it feels and when they cum.

>>5522297
No. Still selfish biscum.

Don't really go down on grills either. I might just have a thing about tasting genitals.

Maybe if the dick was covered in ice cream.

>>5522319
This. After years of hard work, it's hard not to want to show off your accomplishments.

It'd be like learning to play Beethoven and never wanting to show your friends.

>>5522322
>that drink milk all day
I don't know why, but this part made me lol.

>>5522343
>No. Still selfish biscum.
>Don't really go down on grills either. I might just have a thing about tasting genitals.
Are you me?

>>5522343
Boring lover detected.

You'll do it if you find a bf.
I never wanted to bottom. Topped my bf only for the first month or so. Knew he wanted to top too so I let him as a treat one time. Became Vers. Flipping = happy relationship

>>5522350
>Are you me?
Geez, I sure hope not. That means the crazy pills aren't working.

>>5522323
I don't know who that is go fuck yourself.

>>5522359
That's exactly what he'd say.

>>5522358
>Geez, I sure hope not. That means the crazy pills aren't working.
It's okay if you feel that way. Nothing wrong with being right-wing. :3

>>5522359
>>5522365

Lol maki btfo

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>>5522329
>I do actually feel a sense of power with a dick in my mouth.

It's the best thing desu.
My ex was into some mild bondage and he would occasionally like to be tied up and edged for like an hour before i'd finally let him cum.

There's something really hot about making a guy moan and have his whole body contracting just for you.

Question. Do you guys constantly readjust your junk? I rarely feel the need to but others guys seem to have no qualms blatantly doing it when chatting. It's really distracting. Is this just a normal thing or do they have no shame?

>>5522378
>and have his whole body contracting just for you.
>tfw the only thing contracting is my right buttock
so tense it's killing me, I think I pulled a muscle in there

just mercy-kill my ass, senpai
I am literally in constant pain.

>>5522384
Nigga, who cares.
I will do it, yeah. Not blatantly, though. It's just your dick, homie. It gets like that.

>>5522384
Yeah.
Sometimes it can be quite painful to have your underwear too tightly against your genitals.

>It's really distracting.
Only because you are lusting after guys, fag.

>>5522387
Might be an electrolyte problem.

How's your diet?

>>5522354
I hear that from allot of gay guys. I guess we'll see.

>>5522384
I do it a whole lot. I try and be low-key about it though.

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>>5522401
but that's what plants crave

>>5522397
Well of course I'm lusting. Can't they be more considerate though, jeez. Would it kill them to wait until I'm not engaged in looking directly at them to do it.

>>5522354
Most biscum are not even great fuckers desu, which is hilarious since topping is about the only thing they're willing to do.

>>5522408
Meh. Don't knock something till you've tried it.
Apart from like meth/heroin/fisting/scat.

They ain't for me

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>>5522410

>>5522320

Faggots who don't like getting their dick sucked are literally degenerate and also trannies

>>5522417
I've tried anal before. Not my cup of tea. Maybe as a 20 year anniversary present.

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>>5522420
>faggots don't like their dick sucked

I-is this a fresh meme?

>>5522401
>electrolyte
how do I get them, except sportsdrinks?

>>5522412
>tfw looking right while I'm doing it and giving you a smirk

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>>5522414
Well they didn't fail at women for nothing so they have to pick up trans "girls" and fem"bois".

I've never met a bisexual that didn't lean to females but they just want to be a special snowflake.

Pic related
Biscum would choose this if they weren't such losers.

>>5522422

its about being nice

I hate receiving oral, but id put with it once a month or so for someone i liked. Anything else would be selfish and ungrateful.

>>5522427

There are guys out there who don't like gettin their dicks sucked, especially among bottoms

>>5522422
90% of the anal I've had done to me was good.
You have to be warmed into it though. Just getting ploughed straight off the bat is shit.
The last time the guys dick was like too big and it was like nice but painful.
My ex's dick was like Perf and it didn't hurt. Was just nice.

I remember reading in a sex blog of this woman that 'if you're not enjoying anal, you're doing it wrong' so I guess if women like it, and there's no prostate for them, men should like it more

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Man I wish heteros didnt exist

i would be a lot more confident flirting with qt hipsters and the like if I knew there was at least a decent chance of reciprocation :(

>>5522439
>i would be a lot more confident flirting with qt hipsters
that's what no homo jokes are for

>hipsters
disgusting

>>5522428
You degenerate! Stop trying to tempt me by handling your bulging man parts. It... w-won't work...

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>>5522435
kek.
>tfw power bottom love getting my dick sucked

>>5522428
>how do I get them, except sportsdrinks?

Salt is easy to get, so yeah.
Potassium from bananas, Calcium from cheeses and Magnesium from spinach, beans and fish.

>>5522432
Why wouldn't you like getting your dick sucked?
>>5522436
I think women are more apt to enjoy it, physically at least, then men. The wall separating the anal canal from the vagina is pretty thin. To the point if you slip a finger in while fucking, you can feel your own dick.

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>>5522428
In our bodies, electrolytes include sodium (Na+), potassium (K+), calcium (Ca2+), bicarbonate (HCO3-, magnesium (Mg2+), chloride (C1-), hydrogen phosphate (HPO42-), and hydrogen carbonate (HCO3-).

Most foods and liquid drinks have all of these in them. You only lose electrolytes through sweating.

>tfw cisfemale
>tfw I break gay man hearts by stealing their biscum men

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>>5522451
well, It would be EXTREMELY FUCKING PAINFUL to do any physical activity, so no sweat, so this isn't a problem

Any ideas?
I'm even taking some magnesium vitamins on the side, just for the possibility it might help.

On the plus side, my left buttock is okay now.

>>5522448
what is this, a camwhore for ants?

>>5522449
Yeah but penetrative sex for women isn't the end game for them. Clitoral stimulation is the main game play for them. So anal isn't gonna do much I don't think.

Either way, different strokes for different folks. I do however think you should try things you think you didn't like previously if you find a partner who you care about. How you feel about the person you're fucking changes the whole act

>>5522454
Take em. Biscum are disgusting and flakey. They always go crawling back to women anyway.

>>5522439

related, my most recent bout of autism
>on train
>adorable hipster metrosexual sitting opposite me
>looks bored af, is wearing glasses and a cute scarf
>ask him if I can show him something cool
>demo Grandi's Series for him
>i think he liked it, idk
>was going to ask for his number but chicked out and just did small talk for a bit before I went back to my book out of shyness
eh. could have been worse.

>>5522445

beards are cuddly

>>5522449

I cant do anything, its boring + noninteractive.

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>>5522458
>i actually posted a thumbnail

sorry puppy.

>>5522454
>implying we give a shit about biscum other fucking and discarding them

>>5522470
>beards are cuddly
no thanks, without beards I can at least pretend it's not homo

>>5522470

>>ask him if I can show him something cool
>>demo Grandi's Series for him


I...

>>5522479
But beards tickle the bp

>>5522470
>boring + noninteractive
That's not even true a little bit. You can always give feedback on how they're doing.

Depending on how you're feeling you could run you ringers though their hair, or grab a fist full and help things along. Anything from grunts and groans to verbal abuse and face fucking.

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>>5522481

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>>5522479
>he doesn't like beards

>>5522480

What? the Grandi Series proof is one of the neatest things I know. do you want me to explain it?

>>5522485

noo, im too shy for that kind of thing.

>>5522486
http://youtu.be/TL30L0frnZ8

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>>5522457
A high dose of Magnesium may cause you to dry heave, zinc too. They sell them together in a pill, but make sure you have something large to eat before taking the pill or else you will be nauseous afterward.

>>5522490

Not sure if this autistic

>>5522420
>>5522427
I don't like getting my dick sucked. Fite me.

>>5522494
Eurgh. I want my cut to be over before it's even began so I can look cute in a jock

>>5522501

Tranny pls go

>>5522501
How feminine is your dick?

>>5522496

Well, if I think its cool then other people might too. And if he doesn't, its no big deal - hes just a stranger and I probably won't ever see him again.

Someone told me the best way to get better at social stuff was to practice it, so thats what I'm doing.

But the Series.

So its goes like this:
>1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-... etc
And the question is "what is the sum to infinity?"

Which is difficult because depending on where you stop the series the sum flips between 0 and 1, and so the sum to infinity could be either - seemingly paradoxical.

So the proof is cool. Let the sequence = S
>S = 1-1+1-1+1-...

take S away from 1.
>S-1 = 1- (1-1+1-1+1-...)

Open the bracket by flipping the signs inside the bracket.
>S-1 = 1 - 1+1-1+1-1+..

As you can see, the right side is the same sequence we started with!
>1-S = S
therefore:
>1 = S + S
>1 = 2S
>S = 0.5

isnt that kinda neat?

>>5522515
I literally how no idea what you just did and if someone showed me this on a train I'd be totally mindfucked and unsure of what just happened

>>5522501
Seems like allot of bottoms are that way. I could def see it as a sub thing.

>>5522515
Mind blown. lol

>>5522515

oh whoops, when i wrote S - 1 I of course meant 1 - S

>>5522526

its really elegant, isnt it?

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>>5522503
I have you tried doing ECA stack? A bit of warning though if you haven't taken ECA yet it can be dangerous. Your nerves in the future might be shot and all sorts of fucked up when you get old if you abuse it for a long period of time. I lost nearly 60 lbs. doing ECA, but constant restless leg syndrome when I slept and waking up in a huge pool of sweat all over my sheets and pillow was taking it's toll on my patience and nerves. Plus every time I took and ECA stack the smell of my shoes made me so nauseous i nearly puked once putting my shoes on in the morning. My feet don't smell it's the smell of the leather and stain an average person wouldn't notice the smell but on ECA you can smell it constantly.

>>5522535
Isn't EC stack only good if you're hungry and shit?

>>5522515

Oh, honey. That's great.

>>5522511
It's attached to a man, so not very.

>>5522530
Most guys are just way too rough with it and I really don't like dealing with dick bruises and scabs. I'm also pretty sub and guys who suck dick just don't feel as dom to me, those fucking faggots, so that might be a thing too.

>>5522505
Shut up and motorboat my bussy.

>>5522543
the C stands for caffeine so I would think it is more of an energy booster not an appetite suppressant. I was constantly hungry while on ECA

>>5522515
Dude, i'm doing a math MSc and i'd legit think someone would be aspie if they talked to me in the train just to show me some proof.

>>5522551

Present it

>>5522535
Never. I got given some Thermopure from myprotein as its cheap before a competition. But I mean that's just green tea extract and caffeine etc. Lost 4kg alongside with dieting and training 3/4 times a week. My timetable sucks.

ECA? I'll have to check it out. Sounds interesting.
New Years resolution is to put cardio on top of my training so that should help the cut

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>Reading sexy texts you and a fuckbuddy sent each other yesterday
>Get a bit embarrassed about how slutty and lewd you sounded, but also know inside that you really DO feel those lewd feels and want to do those lewd things.

I guess I just didnt think about how whorish I sounded then. But there's no lies and I want more fun with him so I guess it's fine.

>>5522552
Have you ever actually done as eca stack? Ive hard about them but don't they just suppress apetite?

Im a skinny guy who has trouble gaining so I never had any issue cutting.

>>5522544

I mean, I sense that youre being sarcastic, but I think it is pretty great to be honest. its one of my favourite party tricks.

other favourites are making klein bottles out of 2 mobius strips, a few neat puzzles i know and a modified version of the Monty Hall problem my old high school teacher emailed me a few months back.

>>5522554

If you dont like maths, why are you doing a maths MSc?

>>5522564

Post some

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>>5522558
I don't know how it is in other countries, but here in the United States you can't get Ephedrine without getting it through a pharmacy for lung decongestant or lung/asthma relief. You are limited to how many you can buy in a certain amount of days because people use it to make Meth. But if you only have a box to last a month it shouldn't be a red flag on your record.

http://www.drugs.com/ephedrine.html

>>5522544
>Oh, honey. That's great.
lmao at the tone in my head that I read this post in.

>>5522565
>have you ever actually done and ECA stack
see
>>5522535

>>5522586
I actually don't read your posts. I have you filtered.

>>5522580

>Taking dangerous drug cocktails and having to skirt the law in order to cut
>Because you cant be bothered to just eat less

USA! USA! USA!

>>5522566
>If you dont like maths, why are you doing a maths MSc?

I like math, but i don't go talking about fractals to random strangers in the bus, anon.
That's just weird.

>>5522530
It's interesting how different each person can be. Personally, I'm usually not much of a fan, but it's nice if I'm in the right mood, I suppose.

If you had asked me about it nearly a year ago, I would have given you a very different answer. At that time in my life, I found the idea of any and all sex acts disgusting. Naturally, my tune changed when I found someone I didn't mind the thought of doing them with.

>>5522556
I don't want to be a party to cheating though.

>>5522580
Before you stack what should your diet be like?
I mean I eat maybe a small breakfast, salad for lunch with hemp seeds and chicken, then dinner meat and veg. When dieting i try not to snack obviously but if i do its fruit (trying to get into snacking on veg but it's hard).

I don't eat loads but I retain weight which fucking sucks.

>>5522556
>not giving the Clan of the Cave Bear hand signal

>>5522588
then shut the fuck up

>>5522589
It's not dangerous unless abused
I used it for energy boosting not to lose weight. The weight loss was an added result. Dipshit

>tfw have the self control to be skinny without resorting to drugs

>>5522589
>dangerous drug cocktails
>EC stack

Oh boy, you need to visit the DNP threads on /fit/

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>>5522577
Me:
>Oh yes, daddy I like being a slut for you.
>And worshipping your body. I love it.
Him:
>Thats mutual man cause i love your body, especially your ASS
>That ass was made to get fucked, plowed and eaten.

>>5522595

i dont see how

its an interesting and cerebral way to pass the time, and talking about work is like the #1 normie small talk option

in fact my first kiss was after teaching a guy back in highschool calculus I in my free time

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>>5522599
Switch the portions around. The biggest meal of the day should be breakfast. Since that's what the name means "Breaking your fasting" when you're sleeping for 8 hours that's 8 hours you're not eating. If you don't mind exercising when you wake up you can do that and then eat a big breakfast. Then lunch should be slighly smaller and dinner shouldnt be big at all since you're going to bed not too long after eating which = weight gain/fat storage.

>try not to snack
You should be snacking between meals. You should be eating 3 full meals but in between 2-3 snacks. This helps your metabolism going. Nothing big just small and full of protein, complex carbs.

Vegetables are a hard snack to eat. Try more on the protein, low fat and heavy complex carb snacks like whole grain snack bars, Watch out for sugar content though most of the time they pack it full of chocolate and sugar to taste good.

>>5522629
ok now you need to post dat ass :3c

>>5522629
honestly that's some pretty generic sexting, nothing to be embarrassed about
also post bp

Ugh, my tum is so huge now.
I need to lose some weight.

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>>5522636
Your post is literally Cosmopolitan tier dieting advice.

>>5522581

Probs the right one desu

>>5522597

What

>>5522602

How do I do that online

>>5522629

That's not even that slutty desu

>>5522656
Your boyfriend doe.

>>5522629
This is cute, but yeah, it's pretty typical sexting. Don't get too embarrassed and just let daddy ruin your asshole for marriage.

>>5522629
thats pretty cringey

>>5522629
But what if I really DO just like sucking dicks?

>>5522630
It is because, in general, people don't give a shit about some random's work stuff.
To be honest, i don't give a shit about even my friends' work stuff, i just pretend to care to not look like a socio.

>>5522655
What did you expect from one of gg's biggest fatties?

majin buu is an ancient magical curse not an alium

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>>5522643
>>5522656
>>5522660
Is it still generic if I begged him to rape my ass next time, plus pic related?

>>5522680
Shut up bitch

>>5522662
totes not gay.

Infact, I think most heteros are constantly thinking about dicks in their mouths.

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>>5522681
>curious about watersports

I can't squat today.
What are some good abdomen isolation exercises?

>>5522681
pic related is still nbd at all, even watersports is pretty tame amongst the gays
the whole rape thing is a bit much tho

>>5522681
>curious about watersports
Bonerkiller

>>5522691
Rape fantasy is more common than watersports desu.

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>>5522655
>cosmopoltan
no it's just safe dieting
w/e mang do what you want

>>5522660

I don't have a bf silly

>>5522681

Bro that's gay

>>5522681
>U making me so fucking horny
are you messaging tarzan or like what
>>5522684
chat shit get banged t b h

>>5522687
I know you're just messing with me, but honestly, I don't let guys do anything with me and that's mostly all I do with them. Or just one guy in particular, anyway.

>>5522689

cable crunches
L-sits
weighted situps
weighted planks

also,
>2016
>isolating abs

>>5522699
i didn't say anything about rarity
watersports is practically vanilla and rape play is intense

>>5522703
maybe I misunderstood your post but...
You really like sucking dick on a regular basis but because you don't do anything else, you consider yourself straight?

>>5522689
>>5522706
stomach vacuums breh

>>5522681
Rape fantasy is the epitome of generic. Who hasn't told a guy to soft rape them? You have a lot of growing up to do. But good job. You get that daddy hooked and suck his big fat pension fund.

>>5522708
>>5522708
>not same anon
I would say rape play CAN be intense but you can also do it pretty mild too. I think he was saying a whole lot more ppl have the fantasy of be ravaged than ppl have the fantasy of being pee'd on.

>>5522702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI

>>5522713
I've always wanted to rape fantasy a guy because if you do it to a girl they have no issues lying saying you raped them literally to their friends.

>>5522728

Yeah plus guys can't get raped so it's all good even if it isn't his fantasy

>>5522723
brings a tear to my eye

>>5522681
Tell him to impregnate you
It turns me on so much when my bottom says that

>>5522709
It's not like I go down on just any guy. Fucking seriously. It's just for a friend and I'm really doing him a favor more than anything. We don't do much other than that either, like I said. Sometimes he wants to cuddle and he's kissed me a couple of times, but that's it. We don't have sex and I don't let him do anything to me. He says he wouldn't mind. Seems like it'd just be making it gayer than it already is, though.

sometimes i sext people just for fun, even when i have literally zero attraction to them and zero expectation of ever actually letting them near me.

what is wrong with me?

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>>5522732
just horrible

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>>5522745
fuck you so much

I get messages like that all the time, but no one wants to do anything in the end.

>>5522745
>definition of the attention whore

You should start tripping.

>>5522741
I was going to say you are booger but then you implied that you were a top... and that you had a bf

>>5522745
That's pretty much what I do all day. Randomly erping with people and flirting with everyone around me male or female

Flirtings extremely fun and im good at it so I enjoy it. All my friends call me the biggest flirt.

>>5522754
You are the worst, how would one even know if you are serious?

>>5522742
brah...
>not sure if trolling or serious.jpg

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>>5522750
I kinda feel bad for this guy becoming a live meme.

>>5522757
Im not serious who honestly gives a fuck its the internet and I like to cum and make others cum.

>>5522763
Does he have a name? Can we name him?

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>>5522742

>mfw even mentally damaged heteros are getting more dick than me

>>5522769
>>5522763
He posts it himself let's not give this guy attention.
If he lifted weights and went alpha even psuedo alpha hed get laid.

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>>5522773
>If he lifted weights and went alpha even psuedo alpha hed get laid.

>>5522742
moment of truth time: does sucking dick turn you on?

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>be at restaurant with uncle today
>waitress is like, extremely nice, keeps being really friendly
>this should be nice
>keeps walking by our table, smilies at me each time. What a nice lady
>she does this
>it gets to an awkward rate, notice she's just walking around not even waiting atm
>brings me a soda
>"I didn't order a drink. "
>"You can have it for free ;DDDDD"
>"oh. OK thanks. "
>keeps staring at me
>I'm thinking "this nigga gotta chill with trying to get a better tip"
>touches me a few times
>mfw

>>5522773
I kinda want to start posting him on /fit/ and see if the meme lifts off just /gaygen/

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>>5522702
To be fair Im pretty sure English is actually his 2nd language. Dick and body language are universal.

>>5522713
Thanks, I'm definitely working to make next time enjoyable for him so he can get horned up and make it fun for me too. Out of curiosity, what sort of texting would make me deemed a full fledged slut instead of slut junior?
>>5522741
I thought about texting that to him but I didn't. I may if we text again before we meet in a few days.

>>5522769
"your average gaygener" seems apt

>>5522773
it's not a photo of the actual poster

>>5522763
>knee highs
hnng

>>5522778
It's true though.

>>5522783
Do you hate yourself that much where you want to become a meme? At least be funny.

>>5522782
>*she does this like 3 times in a minute

>>5522786
Would you bang him just for meme points?

>>5522741

>tfw no bf who begs me to knock him up/fuck a baby into him/etc.

it hurts

>>5522789
>It's true though.
yeah ... sure
that guy is so fucking ugly, holy shit

>>5522800
He can grow a beard though and probably has body hair. He can make it work.

>>5522773
>More /fit/ propaganda
I'm so fucking sick of your cult.

>>5522802
but gaydeath already buried his face in a coffin

>>5522803
cute insecure fit guy?

>>5522803
Are you implying gays don't like muscular bearded overweight men?

>>5522761
I know you're probably going to say I'm in the closet or whatever. But just because I like it kind of doesn't have to mean that. It's just power or something. I don't know. Like I said, the guy's a friend, anyway.

>>5522771
Honestly it just sort of happened. I didn't plan on it.

>>5522779
It's a sex thing so it'd be natural, right?

>>5522792
nah

>>5522808
EEEEWWWWWWWW

What are the gaygen memes?

>>5522809
>I know you're probably going to say I'm in the closet or whatever. But just because I like it kind of doesn't have to mean that. It's just power or something. I don't know. Like I said, the guy's a friend, anyway.
You two are so sweet. What else do you do for your bro?

>>5522816
>being a gay Nazi
>hating bisexuals
Pretty much only bad things.

>>5522816
hairy fatties

>>5522822
>tfw no nazi bf who is more extreme than me and tries to redpill me about ze jews

>>5522816
ayy lmaos

>>5522806
>>5522808
>Yes, gay, give your money to the gyms and supplement manufacturers
>Waste hours of your time picking things up the weighted Jew
>Tell literally everyone else how much it will improve their lives, when really it just makes the obsessive and insecure

Memes aside, it's really fucking annoying listening to /fit/posters and other gym junkies get all preachy. Nothing against the act itself.

>>5522827
>ayylmaosexuals

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>>5522816
being sickning

>>5522827
>>5522832
stop bullying hitler

sorry that I started this meme, alienfu

Who is the most ayy lmao ayy lmao in gg?

>>5522836
hitler isn't even the original ayy lmao.

>>5522836
It is in man's nature to hate that which he does not understand.

>>5522828
I agree with you. I used to go on fit from 2013 to 14. I dislike stoners for the exact same reason you listed. I used to be more preachy about it than I used to but you cannot deny that in the world of homosexuality the guy that lifts is going to get laid. That's pretty much fact. Im not saying lift because he's depressed or whatever im saying lift because he's ugly as fuck and needs to improve himself. Im not preaching im giving good advice if he's trying to get ass.

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>>5522833
SLAYYY MAMWA.

>>5522839
either fiddy or swede... prob. fiddy.

>>5522841
sounds like something a leftist would say

>>5522844
fiddy is the original ayy lmao, but I don't want to post the picture out of respect.

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>>5522828

yeah well gym cured my depression and saved my studies

it cant be recommended enough imo

also:
>weighted jew
>dating back far before widespread judaism

>>5522857
Is that you, Scarf and Shoes?
>Inb4 "no"

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>>5522857
>quoting a man that we have no known writings of

wew.

>>5522828
Plz look at the biopsychosocial model for exercise.

Thanks

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>>5522848
it's funny how all the twinklets have that Alien Bob look

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>>5522874

>>5522871

>what are Plato's dialogues

>>5522873
Plz stop trying to convert people to your cult.

Thanks

>>5522874
aliens are just visiting to get a good dicking

>>5522785
True Slut would involve something like you sexting him and sending fresh pictures while at work or using any cringey buzzwords. Or actually following through on the sexting. I find with a lot of guys, the fantasy can get raunchy, but in bed they are much more demure and sweet. A real slut is as slutty as advertised.

>>5522883
It's Xenophon's, not Plato's, fukkboi.

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>>5522848
>out of respect

>>5522817
Just normal stuff friends do, I guess. I help him if he needs it and vice versa. Like we go running together and he always remembers to bring a water bottle for me because I always fucking forget mine. Sometimes we share. He's kind of shy and for some reason he thinks he's dumb, so I try and encourage him. He could have a boyfriend by now if he wanted. He's also nice enough to agree to be my guinea pig if I'm trying a new recipe.

He's a great guy and I really like him. We've pretty much been conjoined at the hip since high school. The blow job thing is pretty recent, though.

>>5522848
>>5522844
>>5522839
>who is gudit
they haven't been gone /that/ long

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>>5522889
>yfw you think aliens are visit to get a good dicking from you
>yfw they begin the anal probing phase

Who do you have a crush on from here anons?

>>5522909
Wasn't gudit just a poz tranny?

>>5522912
they're just looking for someone with a big enough dick. if you're not big enough you get anal probed.

>>5522884
Education on the benefits of exercise isn't joining a cult. It's education, based upon fact from peer reviewed journals. What you choose to do with the information is up to you. Nobody is forcing you to do exercise.

Yours truly,
A medical student
(Not a /fit/izen)

>>5522909
fucking hell. you are correct, sir.
also gudit still lurks I'm pretty sure. I've seen his name somewhat recently in random threads.

>>5522922
Nobody cares about your Jewish medicine, Shlomo.
Fuck off.

>>5522917
that was also another gaygen meme, yes.

>>5522909
Who's the oldest trip you remember?
When I came here there was all this drama over Sean.
Then broseph just stirred the pot and posted his steroid ravaged bod.
He was funny

>>5522933
Guditpls

>>5522935
broseph still occasionally makes /fit/ attention-whoring threads with his weird-ass manlet body.

>>5522949
Awh, I wanna see.
I hope he's okay and meth hasn't ravaged his teeth

>>5522949
Is broseph the guy that always made threads back in 13 14 saying ask ne anything but he was a literal nobody and anons just tore into him?

>>5522907
>>He could have a boyfriend by now if he wanted

it sounds like he already does.

>>5522809
>It's a sex thing so it'd be natural, right?

you only get aroused during a sex act if you personally find it arousing. not just because its sex-related. so yeah, it's normal to be turned on by sucking dick, but if it turns you on, then why don't you let him return the favor?

>>5522935
i didn't start coming onto lgbt gg until last spring
and soc gg was so long ago that i don't remember anything other than one halloween i posted selfies while wearing one of those ridiculous animal hats with long ears that turn into gloves
wiz says he remembers me from back then but that was a really long time ago so idk

>>5522955
He was like a muscle queen from central London who loved steroids and party drugs and just liked to cause trouble and was disliked by a lot of people.
Personally I liked him

>>5522955
Yes.
He still does.

>>5522966

thats a bit sad

>>5522962

he seemed okayish, but the dude kept making these fucked life decisions, and watching him try and justify them was kind of infuriating

who was the namefag that had the long scraggly hair and the homeless man's body?

>>5522962
>>5522966
Ahh I see
Its so strange to see so many crossboarders from fit and lgbt. Even the random straights that come in know each other.

>>5522971

idk

redread has long hair but hes pretty built

>>5522971
>homeless man's body
What does that even mean?

>>5522976
nah not red. It was some older looking guy. looked like a drug addict

>>5522971
dante

>>5522983
>looked like a drug addict
>messy hair
>looks homeless


literally every tranny in gaygen.

>>5522988
yeeeesss . fucking hell

>>5522982
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1417/92/1417925046089.jpg

>>5523001
That is hot

>>5523001

reminds me of Irishanon in "schizophrenic-mode"

>>5523001
Yeah, I know what he looks like. It's just that homeless people don't really have a body type that you can draw a generalization from, there's a pretty wide range.

>>5523001
Jesus Christ if you're going to be a shitposter try to not look like a shitposter Jesus.

>>5523006
Lelel

>>5523008
eh, cram it with walnuts anon.

>>5523001
he looks a little like aaron funk when he was doing meth, in that pic.

>>5522957
He's single, though. I can't imagine why. He's one of those gentle giant types and from what I can tell on here, that sort of thing is crazy popular.

I don't let him go down on me because I don't know. It just seems kind of weird.

Who is the best masc poster?

>>5523026
maybe he got feelings for you anon. maybe he even loves you. maybe that's why he's not with some one else because he's with you.

>>5523033

me

>>5523033
booger or niq... its a toss up

>>5523033
>masc
No one

>>5523044
ur a pussy little bitch who wont post his face

>>5523033
Circe.

>>5523044
he didn't ask for most degenerate

>>5523033
Senpai

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>>5523049

So thirsty

>>5523051

Masc = degenerate

>>5523059

Yass hunty

>>5523061
Seeing fat women makes me happy for some reason.

>>5523066
You probably like looking at them because we as straight men might look at you a gay man over that fat fuck.

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>>5523066
it is b/c they have multiple body pussies for you to fuck?

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>>5523071
Ooooooo shaaaade

>>5523071
I think it was because i was raised by my aunt, who was fat.
I used to like lie on her stomach and read books.
Fat women give me comfy feels.

>>5523084
Question: are you very thin?

Anyone pay for a hook up/dating app/servie / interested in it?

>>5523094
Why pay when there's loads on the market for free?

>>5523099
Just wondering. I find they all get stale quickly and find the potential positives worth takibg advantage of

>>5523099
there is? must be for people that aren't ugly. anyway I wouldn't pay for sex, paying for something that others get for free would be a huge blow to my confidence.

>>5523103
I'm mainly into dating apps - namely happn - right now

>>5523040
What makes you think that??? Like I said, we're just friends. We've only kissed a few times and I don't even let him go down on me. Even though he says he wouldn't mind. He doesn't seem to think it's fair that I get to do it whenever I want.

>>5523107
I think I would jusy get a month, do certain searches. Reach out to/favorite ideal profiles and go from there

>>5523090
Not really thin, just normal i guess.

>>5523107
is happn for gays as well? how is it, do you have to pay like straight guys do?

>>5523113
I have a free student membership on gaydar. But it's full of old losers.

Happn is a good app because it matches you with people you've walked past on the street etc. Tells you where you walked past them and how many times you've missed each other.
It's kinda stalkerish but feels more personal

>>5523123
>student membership
Youre fucking with me?

>>5523117
Nah it's free. See what I just posted >>5523123

>>5523125
No haha. You just have to email them your username from your academic email and they upgrade you for free :')

>>5523128
Oh. Some of my straight friends hates it because to give away likes or whatever its called you have to pay to buy new ones after 10 or something similar.

>>5523130
Oh yeah, you can send someone a charm saying you've liked them if they haven't liked you back yet. But fuck that, that's desperate haha. If someone doesn't like me then I'm not gonna charm them and beg them for attention

>>5523129
Well im not a student anymore but thays crazy. I wonder if scruff has that

I am incredibly lonely. I just want someone to talk to and hold that I can call my boyfriend. I'm 20, haven't had a boyfriend since I was in highschool, maybe 16, and I don't want to be alone anymore. Part of the issue is that I don't particularly want sex, and that seems like all that the men my age want - I want someone that will be stable and that I can marry. I mean, I masturbate sometimes, but I don't enjoy regular sex and can't really maintain an erection. I can give a decent blowjob though, and I'm willing to do that for people. I'm living with my parents in the St. Louis Area and don't drive, which is another issue with finding someone. At least I'm starting back at college Monday. Is it pathetic that my mom drives me to college every day?

Someone please talk to me. I don't have any local friends and I'm very desperate. I just want a husbandu.

Someone talk to me. If you want to email me, you can: [email protected]

is the existence of the prostate proof that men were designed to be fucked in the ass?

>>5523116
ah ok nvm. In the south you'll see these hetero couples where the guy is slightly fem and really skinny and the wife is a huge, sweaty bettie type. Thought you might be the gay version of that... where you could go bi if it was a big girl or something.

>tfw just watched Star Wars themed gay porn featuring Vader fucking a dude

I guess this is my life now.

>>5523140
I think poop negates that theory

>>5523134
That's probably it. Women get unlimited charms tho. Same on tinder, men have limited super likes and matches during one day, but women have unlimited.

>>5523137
why can't you just be happy on your own?
no one can instill happiness in you. no one

>>5523143
Blood and piss comes out of a vagina though.

(Even though blood is the egg and womb lining. Still gross doe)

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>>5522896
I've sent fresh pictures while at work actually, but not to him. Also I work an overnight job that has me alone for much of the time, so maybe that's cheating.

Also, I plan to follow through with what I say. I've done a little WS and want to do more, and the "rape me daddy" was practically already done before, this would just be with less inhibition and probably more Dom/Sub play.

Cringey buzzwords...are you sure you can't be True Slut without being a tool? Or are they hand in hand?

...So where's my member card?

>>5523143
I think the existence douches, soap and water negates yours

>>5523144
Meh. It's working well enough for me so far.

>>5523143
that and anal fissures

>>5523146
I am happy for the most part, and following Donald Trump as my idol has helped make me much more confident lately (though I worry I'm starting to come off sometimes as brash). I just want someone to share the happiness with. There's a reason they use isolation as punishment in prison.

>>5523147
Ya i always think this too. But piss is not that bad (but its a fetish if mine, so..) and the blood thing is kinda more easily avoidable or at least scheduled

>>5523147
I may be getting my anatomy wrong but I'm pretty sure piss comes out of the urethra and not the vagina.

>>5523159
kill yourself hunty

>>5523150
I mean, i still bottom like a fiend. I guess it coulda still been developed through evolution aka guys wanting to get fucked is way more common than admitted(expected), aka its ok to bottom

>>5523140
Isn't the prostate a more developed skene's gland? all fetuses starts out as female, and the skene's gland is responsible for the fluid women get when they get wet (not vaginal discharge), which in men would be precum.

>>5523166
Same general location. like if you go down on a girl you're gonna lick the urethra.

Captcha is being such a cunt right now. Even if i do it property, it says the first time I try is wrong and I have to do it a second time every time

>>5523170
shut up t b h

>>5523174
you don't like knowing the facts of life?

>>5523175
not really
i prefer to make up my own facts

>>5523172
Ya its a diff hole but he has a point kinda. Still, i think sex is gross enough and you shoukd anticipate some things getting nasssty

>>5523183
around six weeks the Y-chromosome starts kicking in and the gonads turns into testicles instead of ovaries.

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>>5522201
where did baba and his fuzzy titties go?

>>5523199
What would happen if a fetus was neither masculinised nor feminised? and would happen if, then, that person had no sexual hormones going through its system ever? what would that being look like?

>>5523199
thanks for the info

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>>5523226

Just had a wank t b h

>>5523258
s a m e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9bO7WmmBf0

dead thread

>>5522201
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>>5523288
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