A good beard can make any man at least 2 points hotter. Discuss.
nice beard, shitty picture and a ugly guy with duck lips
If you're one of those fucking idiots that thinks they can just eat less hamburgers and lose weight while still being able to sit in front of the computer all day then fuck you.
Get off your fat fucking arse and do some fucking exercise. You will never lose the weight through diet only. Lose the soda and other shit from your diet and buy a fucking bike. Go swimming 4 times a week. Jog every day.
If calories in < calories out you will lose weight. Diet won't help if you lead a sedentary lifestyle, you lazy fucking cunt.
I don't get it, the beard takes this 2 to a 4
>tfw only leftist hipsters, no /pol/ gays around me
are you fucking serious?
need some help gay gen.
What does it mean when I really enjoy sex with men but my dick never gets hard and I never cum?
On the other hand I had sex with women, was pretty meh into it, sex felt like a chore but my dick is hard and I always cum.
What the fuck is wrong with me
>gym is closed for renovations and doesn't reopen until next weekend
>tfw actually having to do cardio
Anyone else feels like Ryan Gosling is not really as handsome as he's hyped to be?
Like, i feel like i see more handsome dudes at my gym some times.
Is he daddy-tier?
>not running for serotonin and dopamine gains
How do I get a boyfriend if I'm a fat 4/10 autistic NEET?
he has the most adorable smile and cutest eyes ever
Because, I don't have to?
Besides you have a bf now right? Just play with his pecs.
I don't wanna go outside
everything except cute
I have a pretty unique look, but am only average on the attraction scale
and it could also be that I am much more extrovert than I actually am right now, still introvert though
Post pic of it + you in a jock
Oh I heard wrong then kohai.
I'll give you a pic to sedate you. And I'll be on my way
>reminds me of past relationships where my libido outstripped that of my partners and there was nothing I could do change them or me even though I desperately tried.
I know that feel all to well. At first they're all excited, "Ann, you're a fucking machine!", but then after a while they start to hate it. "Don't you think about anything but sex!"
Good luck m8. I used to be really concerned with how "small" I was.
I tried pills, and creams, pumps and jelging. Nothing really works.
Jelging works a bit, but It's hard to commit to Hour long penis exercise sessions every day.
Become a muscle slut. Guys with smaller dicks have bigger prostates. God created you to serve alphas
Green is the best eye color. I'm jelly
Neh. The picture is from /fit/
shadowrun 5e is supposed to be easy to pick up and play (mostly, the rules for hacking are still kind of clowny). i had a group playing it but it fell through.
Eclipse Phase is good sci-fi stuff, Traveller is good and simple if you like playing space stuff like Firefly, Exalted is weeb central but pretty fun for a new group who want to do crazy shit right off the bat.
The only DnD I'll even look at anymore is 4e. 3 and 5 are both awful and I have no nostalgia for 2 or older, so I don't bother.
I don't really like CoC because it attracts about the same kind of randumb that Vampire does. Shadowrun is fun, though. I also like nWoD, L5R, Fate, Marvel Heroic, Mutants and Masterminds, lots of stuff.
As long as you aren't playing Pathfinder or Dungeon World, I can forgive you.
Burgers are overrated. Consume man milk
>dick is over 7"
>get messages on grindr from 'masc alpha dom top' types
>have a bigger dick than them
it's not like you're going to use it anyway
Personally I found running 4e that it's one of the fastest to do prep work for. Encounter math actually works so you can easily, quickly budget stuff out, throw in a couple environmental things, and you're good to go. And you don't need to worry as much about coddling anyone.
I do sometimes crib old random generation tables. They're definitely fun to mess around with.
>I'm a little bitch, b-but at least I have a big dick!
dick size is a completely arbitrary measure of manliness, it's like comparing beard length or some shit like that
Sure but as a player it's just so like an mmo where you have all these skills and you have use each one correctly like 5 options a level
It was nice like my only complaint with 5 e is lack of combat abilities for the barbarian, such a dull class
4e's got deck building aspects, both for the player and for the group, so I actually like that part of the game. You can do some shit if you work together.
5e is unfinished trash that people are eating up. Martials got kicked back to 'I hit it' and casters are shitting nukes out of both ends.
That's pretty true esp with unearthed arcane
My dm let's me drop and swap weapons as a free action tho so I at least get cool moves where I throw a javelin, take a sword out ... etc
And if I get a magic weapon, it'll improve but yeah strikers need something other then totem spirit barb being unkillable
If you really think you have such a big member, let's see it. For all I know you're just stirring shit, hoping that someone would give your miserable ass some (You)'s.
>turns out he is a bit more right-wing
>instantly crush on him
I'm a leftist in some things, rightist (is that a thing?) in others, but I can sure as hell live better with someone who is a bit right-wing.
not /pol/-tier (because that's fucking retarded and /pol/acks are trolls or mentally or socially retarded people), but I think I'd lke that better than a far leftist tbhfam.
>blonde, tall german guy (green eyes, meh)
>family tree goes back to 1236
>find tall blond, blue eyed german guy
>he's leaning towards right-wing
>start a relationship
Hitler would be so proud ... well, except for the gay thing.
agreed. my bf is way manlier than me and my dick is bigger.
according to him I'm some kind of rare pokemon since I don't look down on him because his dick is a bit under average. apparently gay guys are obsessed with dick-size, even if the other one is bottoming.
maybe it's his luck, that I was completely unexperienced before meeting him, but I doubt, that I would ever get so obsessed with dick-size if we broke up and I met other guys with bigger dicks.
I love kids and I'm sure my brother will hate me as soon as he gets kids because they will love me so much.
I'm uncertain if I wanna have kids though. What if being raised by two dads does some harm? what if the child gets bullied?
I would be down to having kids with my bf. adopting is in it for me or buying an uterus. my bf is pretty wealthy and he said something similar to this, I'd have no problem with not being blood-related to the child I raise tbhfam, especially because my bf has god-tier genes.
Adopting is ethically worse, you're making genetically inferior children who were already rejected by their parents survive and wasting effort trying to make them into something their genes will never allow them to be (good people)
The right thing to do is only to pass on superior genes and ensure those genes have a positive environment in order to allow them to be the best they can be
Was the 90s actually as fun for teenagers as everyone makes it out to be?
I was a teenager during the late 2000s to early 2010s, and there was nothing great about it. Mostly just social media and stuff taking over everyone's lives.
It really depends when, where and what kind of position your family happened to have. The early 90s recession really fucked up some families to the point some people who now are in their 30s have some serious mental problems.
The late 90s definitely was great time.
But all the great things like rise of the internet, consumption culture and so on made it exciting time.
And just think of all the sluts whose nudes I never would've seen
Posts Anonymously, without much success
Dunno, had a bunch of impersonators a few months back. Don't know if any were really him.
There's lots of those
Trampled by a pack of corgis
What, if anything, do you wear when it's time to go to sleep?
>TFW I sometimes jerk off thinking about sucking my turkish chef exboss's dick.
>Trampled by a pack of corgis
I would go to my grave fucking willingly.
Naked, usually. I burrito up in the sheets and it's comfy and warm as fuck. I have pajama pants, but I usually only wear those when I'm going around the house. Or I'll steal a pair.
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
They all realized gaygen is a boring as fuck circle jerk centered around 3-4 trips
It's true. I just go here to ask random gays opinions and to talk about sex stuff that I rarely tell my real gay friends because many of them would look down on me for some of it.
>tfw thinking about vagina is making me really really hard tbqh...
Lgbt needs more vagina.
Ive been on this lgbt board for so long I forgot how much this shit doesn't turn me on and how much I love Vagina.
I would do that, but I'm always worried it'll start raining in the middle of the night and I won't notice. Or some fucking bug will come in the room. Fuck bugs. Seriously.
>implying I'm bitch enough to wrap my legs around anything
Unless wrestling counts. If the Greeks did it, it's good enough for me.
I really don't get posts like this. Like at all.
If we step back and imagine the person typing it alone in their room, what are they thinking?
'Haha I'm gonna annoy these gay guys so much by talking about vagina! They're gonna get so mad!!'
So let's say someone does get annoyed at the post. then what?
'Haha I got them so mad! Wait till I tell my friends about what I did online!!'
It just seems to me like a waste of time for everyone involved but I find the actual thought process of posting stuff like this interesting.
Its so sad seeing trans girls and fembois try to achieve this kind of beauty but always fail.
So not only are you a femboi whose very mad or a disgusting inferior tranny but look how autistic you are. What's it like knowing ill never be attracted to you and ill always and only fuck hot women?
>Tell the bf to step up his game. He shouldn't be waling at all.
I've actually had this happen to me and had to call in to work. I'm shit at making up excuses and wound up saying I threw my back out.
I don't think I'll ever hear the end of it.
Don't even reply to it. Anyone bragging on 4chan about fucking 'hot women' is only gonna be fucking pic related.
>not /pol/-tier (because that's fucking retarded and /pol/acks are trolls or mentally or socially retarded people), but I think I'd lke that better than a far leftist tbhfam.
I agree though. Some of them are neo-nazi thug trash tier. Of course they dindu nuffin and are just poor innocent guys trying to get their lives back on track, but their political ideology is retarded.
In the picture?
The sausage is the implied penis?
Only one I had problems with was my nipple because i got it done when I was on a 'lads' holiday while drunk so I was lucky I didn't get aids. It got infected and now has a little scar