Can you create a worse drawing than this, /GayGen/?
>protip, you can't.
Someone asked me for sex on grindr for cash.
Is there any way I can legit make money off this gay 4 pay thing?
I am not gay but I've always wanted to be a whore.
Also pic related is why you have a bunch of r9gays on lgbt.
You're kind of a popular trip. Does it weird you out when you sees others talk about you in other threads or make threads about you? It happens to me once in a while and I see that stuff happening to you and a few others somewhat regularly.
I haven't tripped or avatarfagged regularly anywhere on here in two months and I get namedropped very regularly and entire conversations built around me.
I eventually stopped because r9k v trash and lit recognized my posting but I was just curious to how you take it since you're in that same boat.
Crazy how shitppsts can leave such a lasting effect on people.
Richie was the only likable character tho
Well actually season 2 fatty from Mean Girls was also likable
But I found out Richie was breederscum after season 1 so it was especially disappointing to find out literally the only character I liked on a super homo show was straight
Noice, any particular reason or just for giggles?
That's the point
>syphilis and aids
It hadn't been in his ass yet tho
buttplug prolly never gets washed. tossed in the corner at the end of the day. the mouth bath is to clean it off from the previous day's use.
if my ex still talks to me a lot even though he has a new boyfriend, is it unfair of me to directly ask him what his endgame is next time I see him?
Does he just want to be friends? Does he still like me? Etc. I'd rather us be on the same page and it's all a bit confusing
We split due to distance so it was on good terms.
I'm legit happy either way as I'm semi seeing someone new now too. But his flirty advances then offishness is frustrating to me as a friend more than anything.
If anything i feel like I'm mugging myself off now by not knowing what it is that's going on and I prefer being blunt and honest about my emotions.
>Thanks for that fantastic input to the current topic
sorry I don't meet your very high posting standards, I'll try to agree with you less from now on
>mfw someone took a mild jab at irishanon and now the fucking tard is hugely overcompensating by trying to be some tough guy
c r i n g e
to the anon who posted this
Are you completely retarded? FAFSA IS STUDENT LOANS you dipshit.
>You can get school loans like every other person in college
Yeah if your past the age of 24 you are independent of your PARENTS finances. Why don't you fucking read you stupid fucking piece of shit.
MY PARENTS MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY = NO FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS AVAILABLE TO ME UNTIL THE AGE 24 WHEN INDEPENDENT
Why is that so hard to understand retard?
FAFSA = STUDENT LOANS
Before the anon goes off on a rant about the age of 24 not being an actual rule.
Everytime I masturbate I get an agonising pain at the back of my skull as if someone has just hit me with a sledgehammer, and it is so bad I actually can't function for the next 10 minutes or so until it calms down a little.
I think it might be because when I masturbate I often hold my breath (you know, for rp reasons...), and maybe that causes this neck/head pain.
I dont even know why I'm posting it here, but oh god i am in a lot of pain right now.
>These headaches are often benign, but should be evaluated by a clinician to rule out intracranial hemorrhage and cerebral infarction, especially if the pain is sudden and severe.
no way am i telling my doc about my masturbatory habits
desu you shouldn't be shy about stuff like that with your doctor
like, if you're a ho a good doctor isn't gonna shame you. he'll just help you be a healthy, safe ho.
so if you're having pain when you jerk it, you should tell your doc.
Okay, I don't think this fully belongs here but I need advice, bifag here. Not sure what should I do. Basically up to a month ago total virgin.
>Meet a guy over internet, we click in
> We click so well we have sex during first meet.
> Different kind of feelings of like, relationship developing, but nothing serious yet.
>Meet him thus far 2 times
> Chat a lot
>Help him when his brother publicly makes him come out to his parents etc.
>Good friend of mine sends a message about fucking pretty hot open relationship female.
>Friend of mine still thinks I'm a virgin so he wants me to have good time and sex.
>She is willing to fuck me, oh yeah
>I have feels for a guy, but I'm closeted bifag, maybe even gay.
>Don't want to ruin friendship over this
>Want vagina, but not sure how it will turn up, will I even get erect
>I have feels for this guys, yet technically we are not yet in relationship, his feels are not so strong yet, but I think it will change.
What should I do? I seriously Imagine relationship with this guy... on the other hand I don't want to reject my friends offer and don't want to come out...
Just say you want your first time to be special, you heard she picks her nose, she isnt your type, you don't have time, you are already dating someone (dont specify gender), or just act like a fucking adult and explain that you can fuck or not fuck whoever you want to without having ot be told what to do.
my legs are scrawny af so thanks for making me feel inadequate
they're qt. heres what quads are for reference
>tfw no faggots to play roleplaying games with and then make out after-session and cuddle up
that census thing is talkin about body type, so it's like
bigger than a twink, bit of hair, but smaller and less hairy than an otter
there's also pups as a sexual practice, and they can be any size
>bigger than a twink, bit of hair, but smaller and less hairy than an otter
Ah, that'd probably be about right.
I don't have any extra weight, but i certainly need to put on more muscle mass.
Also, not that hairy.
Just hairy legs, stomach and a bit of chest hair.
Help me, /gaygen/
There's this guy who works at the office cafeteria I go to for lunch every day that I'm crushing on but I don't know how to approach it. Been tip toeing towards getting to know him slowly (exchanging smiles, to saying hi, to knowing each other by name), and we've been having nice short chats now whenever I see him. I even know he's gay, because he's pretty open about it. But I don't know if he's as interested or available as I think he is.
Recently, he asked me what I was doing this weekend (I said "nothing" like a pleb), and mentioned that he was going to see a movie with one of my coworkers. Couldn't find out if it was a guy, girl, romantic, or not but I didn't want to pry. Also even though we're pretty friendly, he's friendly with everyone. The only thing that makes me feel like he might be interested is that he usually makes a little effort to try and swing by me to say hi.
Anyway, it's kinda stupid but I'd appreciate some input.
>didn't want to pry
You should've just asked.
If he's as open as you say he wouldn't think it's weird and just think you're interested in his day etc.
Does he know you're gay too?
So this is stupid, but I've never asked anyone out before, much less in a way that doesn't sound too spergy.
Does "I don't know what your situation is, but would you be interested in getting coffee some time?" sound ok?
I know, I just wasn't sure if doing that would be too aggressive but in hindsight I should have. He doesn't know I'm gay, no, but I've been pretty proactive in getting to know him.
Tying to find a new dating profile picture...
Hopefully the big chap is cute enough to make people pay a little attention lol
so I matched with this guy on a dating app and now I've seen more pics of him i don't have any sexual feelings towards him at all. He's nice though.
How do I break this to him without sounding like I'm saying 'I think I'm fitter than you'
>tfw the only person squeezing my tits is me.
Guys, I was just on (days of the week + 1) chan's /b/ and trying to homo it up on /b/ and wew.
There are really seriously autistic persons up there, who are so lonely that they accept being alone and not even in theory would want any friends.
Also someone said he was a pedophile and would like to meet a pedo "bro" to hang out with and do god knows what.
I even asked someone how he would react if I came to his house to hang out with him, sit next to him practicing the guitar and put my arm around him.
He said that he would get a boner from that, because every physical interaction would likely be intense because he is alone.
>tfw no shy autistic person to turn homo
Though he also said that he would turn away friends at his home and not let them in. So he is pretty weird.
>tfw no one replied to my joke profile with pic related as profile
you guys told me it would be different
Ann have you ever posted face on 4chin?
I can't decide if you're some qt i've saved from /fit/ or not.
>tfw no hairy bf with lots of chest hair to fondle while cuddling
>tfw even though i have been lifting for seven months I still cant do that thing where you flex your pecs individually to make them bounce
how much do i have to bench to be able to do it?
were are you at? I'm in Michigan
(please let my pic work this time, I know it's kinda cringey to say that, but I just want to meet someone)
>went to super posh all boys school
>has a huge rep for gayness
>also very athletic, tons of rowers and stuff
>mfw i could have had the sluttiest childhood
>mfw i only realised i was gay when I was 16/17 and missed out on most of the underage fooling around
i cant believe I wasted such an opportunity
Ah, probably not the guy i was thinking about then.
He was a qt with a cute dog.
Nah. He sounds quite nice and I reckon I could be friends with him. But I'll just keep being nice and ghost him for a bit then be like 'Soz have a bf now' or something. Still can be mates
What does /gaygen/ think about staying as 'friends' after a relationship breakup? Is it possible, or is it better to cut contact?
I am in this situation. I am afraid to hang out with him as 'friends' because I think he will start begging me to take him back (even though the breakup was his idea).
>because I think he will start begging me to take him back (even though the breakup was his idea).
oh you faggots and your drama
Lol no haircut exists hides my awful forehead.
And it's odd. People in person always love the stache. Only one person I know ever disliked it but they were more into hairless guys anyway.
>You're right. That guy is pretty cute.
Are you close to his qt-ness?
anon-kun stop being such a fucking faggot~~~
>doesn't like beards
what are you some kind of faggot?
>tfw so alone you're considering a gf just to increase the chance of not being lonely
so I got into a relationship recently and I lost my virginity. thing is I have problems to cum. he's incredibly sexy and I enjoy sex, it's just, that every time I'm about to cum I quickly lose it directly before climax. I have no idea why that happens.
my bf, who is more experienced than me, tells me to not worry about it and that I'm just nervous due to having no experience, but I'm afraid, that this will keep happening and that he will think, that I'm not attracted to him.
I wouldn't have a problem with not getting there, but he seems to be all about it. apparently we both just want to make the other one come.
I'm top, he's bottom btw. I'm just worried, that I will never be able to reach climax properly. anyone any experience?
>when she cuddles you you wont feel a bulge pressing against your butt
>tell people you're bi
>potential gf's think you're a fag in denial
>potential bf's think you're a straight in denial
>never ever get an SO
solid plan m80, follow through :^)
you are so dumb for real
I assumed when he said
>it's just, that every time I'm about to cum I quickly lose it directly before climax.
It meant he goes limp. Kinda difficult to keep pounding with a limp noodle.
I agree with your bf. It's just a bit of anxiety weirdness that you will eventually get past. If you jerk off to a lot of porn, I would suggest you stop doing that for a while. You are training your sexual response to be different than that of one when you are with someone.
Always happens to me when I start having sex with someone. It takes me a few weeks of hanging out and having sex before my intimacy issues subside and I start really enjoying the sex enough to cum. It's all about being comfortable. Unfortunately, the more times you have sex and can't cum, the more you begin to worry about it, and the more it affects you.
My advice would be to have way more foreplay, like over an hour, to the point where your dick is screaming to fuck something and then you tear hi clothes off and go to town on his butt. Get horny af basically.