Do you manscape at all?
What do you do?
I have a manscaping question.
I'm a hairy guy, hairy legs and ass. I trim them occasionally with a guard on electric clippers.
But I don't like my lower back hair, it's like pubes climbing up my back, so I hair remover cream it.
This leaves me with a really abrupt line of where hair ends and starts. What do?
Just trim my back pubes from now on or go full smooth ass (if I do that I'll have an abrupt line below my ass where my leg hair begins. Dilemmas)
>I like reading comics but I'm still going to be a fucking bitch about it
I think irish boy needs a spanking, probably with a rolled up copy of Invisibles #7
One of my lecturers has a huge cock and he always wears the tightest jeans. My course has a physical aspect too so once he was squatting and like it was all up in the classes faces, bunched together. So awk
I have a body groomer which I use for my balls and body hair usually and one for my face which allows me to have stubble etc
I don't think it'll just be fuzz, it's either like stubble or pubes haha
>I'd personally just want to experiment with the format or other ones
just like all the other hacks
>You can still spank me :3c
if only I was near you I would my love
I'd rub my cock between your asscheeks
I would talk dirty until you blush
ultimately, I would put my X in your Y and also in your Z if you felt comfortable with that sort of thing
I don't have a butt, man.
No butts, whatsoever.
>of course being rude as fuck to people's cocks
Im not even gay but YOU NEED TO LEAVE...NOW!
I just want an average looking guy. Why is that so hard to find?
>A hack implies I'm stealing from those who came before and copying them, that can't happen if I'm trying something new/original
no. "hack" implies you're shit at writing
also, original writing hasn't existed since written word was conceived of, so it's just dumb to try to push the envelope as if it hadn't been done a million times already
I also wouldn't worry about stealing shit. The best writers in history have always stolen the majority of their work from less-known writers, the difference being that the less-known writers are forgotten and the successful thieves are listed among the greats.
idk I manned up and became ultramasculine which is what I am also but I wish I could just be a girl again.
Now im muscular and manly looking and old. I dabbled with transgenderism when I was 17 and 20 I tried to get more into it but trans communities always weirded me out.
>tfw you will never be a tranny
I just want to be a vindicitive sociopath and actually get away with it because IM A GRRRL XDD like how I used to when I was a teen.
>tfw have to teach math to high schoolers for 4 weeks this semester to pass a class
They'll probably hate me. ;_;
>mfw finding a picture of Senpai's cum on my computer
R A R E
mmm look at how clear it is, must be from the HRT
They exist in my mind
>be in prison
>muscle bound black guy with 18 inch cock in my cell
>he slaps my white ass
>he bends me over
>I grab onto the bars as my underwear is pull down
>with no lub, he sits it in.
>my screams fill the area, but nobody comes to my aid
>in and out, balls deep
>my pink ass is abused and turned into a measuring stick
>I beg to go for him to climax in me already
>white hot cum shoots on my back and around my butthole and he finishes
>he leaves me there naked and covered in cum, saying he'll be back for that sweet white boy ass.
I can't give you 15 years. I could give you a hug instead
I can't actually give you a hug though, not over TCP/IP
have I failed as a man?
>U G L Y tip
How the fuck is my tip ugly? Is it because I'm white and have an inferior cock?
>Also, try to trim. Those pubes need some scaping.
I don't trim. I don' even shave my armpits.
No, you just don't know how to take dick pics. You take em from the top and show the whole thing. Tips on their own are usually ugly, especially when accompanied by a humongous jungle.
I don't like, 0/10
>Can you stop with this inferior race shit ,
We are the inferior race. Every race has bigger cocks than us, expect maybe Koreans. Just look how small mine is.
> it makes me want to post my dick to prove you wrong
Rule #1: Don't post dick pics on the web. They are bound to get destroyed. If you want one of my dick pics for educational purposes, they are 31.99€ for the pic including a free lesson.
>Im White and easily 8 inches.
Probably got some black or Latino DNA in you.
> It's just in your head you gangrenous filth.
Blacks are way more likely to rape whites in prisons. Whites sure as hell aren't going to rape blacks in prisons. It's because whites are inferior sexually. That's why I have such a tiny white cock.
>I hope you never experience sexual pleasure.
Why are you so rude? ;_;
>tfw haven't danced at all in like 2 years
maybe, but just for you
>wanting to be pure
>not wanting to be a huge degenerate
>tfw just bought a 30 dollar candle and am going to play animal crossing and just relax tonight
Right there with ya m8
except the boy is pancakes ill be eating for breakfast
i haven't been happy about my life in about 10 years
I will be once I join the military officially and not be in this limbo period. If I make it out alive im going to seriously be a well off man. Free college free trips around the world. I kind of want a special boy to support me the whole way tho tbqh...;~;
i'd take him to a concert of some band and then drive home without him after telling him i'd take him home
We were sleeping in church, as a sleep over, and his kid raped by in my sleeping bag. I never said anything though.
This kid who raped me, his parents were lesbians, so maybe he was exploring his sexuality on me.
Come on we're not mean. Just show us that sweet man meat
Has anyone here had any experience being a male webcam model and getting paid for it?
I used to do it for free but stopped because I got a girlfriend but now she wants to start it again as a secondary source of income.
I know this is primarily a gay thing but a lot of the money I'll be trying to make will come from gay and bisexual men.
At the moment the current plan (that she's decided on) is me doing solo webcam shows (maybe double shows with a twink or femboy if available) while selling clips on clips4sale plus using Tumblr as the primary social media platform to build a fanbase.
She also said that she's happy if I also want to branch into professional pornography (gay or straight but I don't want things going in my butt outside of femdom).
I know this is probably more biscum general related but I thought I'd get some input and thoughts from you guys instead.
Good enough for me.
No getting past second base till you shave though. lol
>Girls like it but girls are stupid
I used to like my dick. little did I know it was a freakish corkscrew cock.
>Then what's the point of scruffy?
When was the last time you herded nerf?
Naw there's guys on here that complain all the time about being smaller. They never post pics though.
I though you hadn't seen the d.
I'm not insecure about it. It's just funny to see how weird gg gets about it.
B-but I haven't posted it in days. lol
Probably. He definitely went out of his way to find and label a bunch of pics.