What have you done to promote the downfall of western civilization today, gaygen?
Im talking to this guy on grindr and I think we're going to fuck...ive never done this before but im telling him I know what im doing to make myself look good.
I don't even have condoms. Should I just cuddle and blow and finger than next time get condoms and lubey?
Pls respond pls.
He's really cute but tall six foot 1 and I haven't told him my height of five foot nine but he said im hot.
Im going to ravage this bp unprotected.
Sex feels bad with condoms anyway, so just go for it. If you're straight theres no point in cuddles no is there.
if you've never done it before, you're going to be terrible and lose your erection.
thrust with your god damn hips, too. you wanna dip slightly low then really push up so your dick taps his prostate like crazy. Bottom bitch better have a rock hard dick too. Don't let that fag jack himself off, do it for him to really make his eyes roll. Blast his cum on his stomach. Pull out and use said cum to jerk yourself off and onto his stomach.
For cleanup, have his used ass lay there while you go get a towel watered up with warm water. Rinse him and yourself off then gtfo and never talk to him again.
>not slurping up the cum and snowballing it with him for cleanup
are you even gay?
it's not fantasy bruh. Just a bottom that knows what really pleases bottoms. I hate in porn when I see tops just thrusting mindlessly. If you wanna see good tops, watch black guys fuck. They got that natural instinct. Usually.
Yes. You can. If you swallow you can get it VERY rarely if you got cuts and a fucked up mouth or some shit. I'd worry more about other STDs tho desu.
you heteronormative scumm sicken me, trying to emulate straights and their relations. cum, cumplay and dump.
>Can I get aids from his cum?
no, there's an enzyme in cum that reacts with an enzyme in spit that gives super protection against aids. you can only get aids if you're fucked in the butt.
So if in worried about aids should I just not? I want to cum on his face though...
I want to blow him really badly but I don't want aids...i need to start watching porn. I know how tov pleasure a vagina well tbqh.
Im going to be doing the breeding tbqh...im going to make him cum so good he's going to love it...its going to be a huge mess of each other's cum. Im straight but I keep checking my messages waiting for a response.
Go to bed snowden
lol those are myths from the 90s, everyone that knows anything about anything knows that you only get it from bb
I wouldn't BB if you're stressing about it. That'll affect your erection and performance too btw. The stress that is.
as I've said, if your mouth isn't tore up, choke and swallow the hell outta that dick. even if you're the top and breed his ass, you can still get HIV. Don't listen to the young tards that prolly take PrEP and think they're lolALLGOODTUHGO! FUCK IT YOLO! xD then wonder how they got gonorrhea that's resistant to treatment.
If a tranny is straight when she fucks dudes then it goes without saying that a straight dude fucking a dude is also straight, non?
I don't know man im straight because id only fuck the toppest tier men whereas with women and trans and id fuck 95 percent of them. I also never Jack off to gay porn. Im pretty smitten though right now even though he's given me one word replies abd probably not interested. Its weird how your body is I was so mean and nasty for a while talk to a random person and now im loving to everyone.
For sure no cuts in mouth...maybe ill just put it on my face and look at him funny like haha im still a real man fuck you...
Hey /gaygen/ can I get your input on the topic of "gay ghettos?" I don't live in one, and I've been kind of arguing for them based off of my own lay person assumptions about them. Your experiences and anecdotes about living in one, or better yet peer reviewed studies on them, would be great.
So I just came out of the closet to win an argument with my mother. She's not taking me being gay very well, but that's her problem now.
What I want to know is am I correct in assuming that gay ghettos exist due to:
-openly gay people's desire to live in areas that tolerate gay people
-gay metropolitan areas communities are nicer/become more expensive because gay men and women have fewer children, and as a result have more money to spend on themselves and their local economy.
-it's easier to meet other gay people in gay ghettos
-new gay ghettos emerge and expand into low rent communities that gradually turn into high rent areas as younger gay people find LGBT friendly housing.
Her position was that:
-fags shouldn't be allowed to drive up the rents of hardworking "decent people."
-They're (the young people moving into metropolitan areas) just spoiled rich kids acting gay because it's trendy.
-"With all the best parts of the city, and now gay mirage, fags are asking for too much lately." This is what sparked the disagreement. She somehow thinks that straight people are responsible for the improvements/affluence I believe comes along whenever a young population moves into a low rent area.
It's just feel good, he's a bit paranoid because anons saves pictures he can't even remember taking.
That little cunt brought all that misfortune upon himself, he has no business complaining.
it's fucking weird how sometimes i feel like being a skinny fem twink and i get the urge to be dominated by a masc dom top, while other times i want to go to the gym, bulk up, be as masculine as i can and fuck fem twinks mercilessly
i need to make up my mind
Judging from my grades in macro economics 101 I'm the one that doesn't know shit about economics.
She's a life long neo-con that hates the commies democrats and socialists with the fires of ten thousand suns.
why not stop caring so much about labels and sample something from all aspects of life?
>-fags shouldn't be allowed to drive up the rents of hardworking "decent people."
Your mom is a socialist.
>-They're (the young people moving into metropolitan areas) just spoiled rich kids acting gay because it's trendy.
Your mom can't differentiate between gayfags and biscum. And I say this as a traitorous biscum.
>-"With all the best parts of the city, and now gay mirage, fags are asking for too much lately." This is what sparked the disagreement. She somehow thinks that straight people are responsible for the improvements/affluence I believe comes along whenever a young population moves into a low rent area.
Your mom is afraid of muh free market crony capitalism where various factions get power by first making money and then buying political influence. This has been the way for a long time and a socialist like your mom is a pleb who should stick to pooping out babies like the woman she is.
Print this out and paste it to her forehead so everyone knows how stupid she is.
I am the loneliest link in a very strange chain
Can skelly twinks date other skelly twinks?
>Scamper off, you junkie
Cute as fuck.
>Your mom can't differentiate between gayfags and biscum. And I say this as a traitorous biscum.
Yup. She told me that I just have to meet the right girl. Even after I tried explaining to her that my room mate was more mate than anything else. And that girls do less than nothing for me, because gay not bi."
>Your mom is afraid of muh free market crony capitalism where various factions get power by first making money and then buying political influence.
I don't really think she's against crony capitalism so much as she's afraid of the people that don't match her labels who have been buying the political influence people with her labels originally had.
While she does hate libertarians, she hates whatever FM talk radio labels as "socialists" even more. That you think she has some beliefs and positions that mimic actual socialists amuses me. If she ever talks to me about the subject again, and I'm feeling snarky, I'll find a way to bring that possible similarity up.
Thank you for actually answering mi pregunta
Here's a qt picture of a dinosaur with feathers
>le im so funny XD
>look at me im so quirky and random XDDD
>biscum fuck buddy
Fucking biscum is as bad as being biscum
>talking after jacking off with bf yesterday
>mentions an ex
>"I wanted him to fuck me all the time but he only did it twice"
>my bf tops 80% of the time
For some reason I now feel less desirable. How do I make him crave my dick in his butt more? Do I just need to be more assertive in everyday life and will that translate into our bedroom situation?
you'd have to be a pretty big wuss to be bullied by hitler, you have to admit.
My dick is already bigger than his (although it's pretty average at 6 in) and he actually said he'd never been in a long term relationship with a guy my size since it's easier for him to take smaller dicks. :(
>tfw will never be ten years old again driving through the country with your mother and singing along to dolly
Tfw that's my real legal name
Who /coolname/ here?
You do you, boo. Suicide is never the answer, no matter how tempting.
>Your parents must be autistic edgelords.
I just want what's best for you.
Whatever you do, do not drink any strong cleaning products!
it's a cool name but I feel like you have to be a 6'4 all american boy with a strong square jaw and broad shoulders with a promising football career but is pressured to join the military to meet his fathers expectations to pull it off
Hi, I'm a sort of quiet guy. I look a lot like a girl, people say I'm pretty.
I haven't dated anyone in quite some time, and I live in an area where I don't have a lot of connections at the moment. Would it be weird if I asked my really faggy bi friend (who's dating a girl atm) if he knew anyone I could try to date?
Maverick comes off as one of those try-hard YOUnique names. It's not like Le-Ah tier at least
Like those fucking bear fags that adopted or had a boy and named him Forge. I'll concede it's a neat name but... fuck...
>MFW all these namelets trying so hard to cope with the fact you got a shit tier name in comparison to mine
Okay, I live in Portland. I'm really lonely.
I'm really small, look girly, I like to smoke weed and eat magic mushrooms, I love music, and I want someone to lay in the sun with and cuddle all summer this year.
I'm really fuckin lonely.
Don't be cruel, he needs kind words at this point in time.
Would you prefer a purr?
Grindr people all send the same cheesy messages. Think it is better to sometimes send querky or forward messages to people just to get the ball rolling ahead of the average people.
i will never be hired as a gay club dancer/waiter because of this, no matter how jacked i get
Why the fuck you did that with yourself in the first place?
Got a question for you cis homos:
If, hypothetically, you were in a situation where you were forced at gunpoint to give oral to either a pre-op FtM or a pre-op MtF, which would you choose?
Or would it seriously be so horrible either way that you would just let them shoot you?
I don't really leave lgbt despite being straight. This place is the most fun on the internet. There's barely any moderation not that it would matter but before it gets deleted it stays for hours.
Lgbt is like the only place I go on the internet besides reading books I download.
I also ignore pol stuff especially sjw stuff since I think the entire thing is immature and there's so much better things to worry about than that shit.
I want to be tooooppppeed sooooo muuuuuch. Mmmmmfffffffff. *shakes butt around*
I need to find a way to stop these urges so I can be a functional human being. I feel like an animal in heat, omg.
Jesus christ you are autistic
Desperate bottoms make me want to puke
Had a Grindr date last night. We meet up after talking for like 2 days straight. Go eat, then talked my car for hours
then things got heated and I felt his bulge...8 never felt so insecure. Thing was huge. And uncut. And curved. And delicious
And because he was uncut, he knew how to give me a hand job without hurting me and knew exactly what to do.
Never had so much fun before
there isn't really a cure for anxiety other than learning to live with, learning to not fight against it and so on.
anxiety is supposed to be there as we've evolved to develop it for survival but it is when it appears at irrational times when we are not threatened that it becomes problematic. relaxation techniques, breathing exercises, mindfulness, meditation or medication if you feel it's hopeless. but in the end you sort of learn to live with it.
does this text sound aight?
this is my previous post:
Hey, I'm gonna be around tomorrow evening if you're not busy and want to grab that drink?
No worries if not.
I kinda wanna say something like if you're not interested at all I won't be offended, just let me know.
But that can either come across as too defeatist and turn him off, or cute and he likes it.
gah. Romance is hard.
just saw some cool ass military secrets on HMS Diamond lads.
this awesome beardy engineer dude walked me through the aft turbine + gave me a private tour while my dad was drinking with the Captain. some of the stuff in these things is crazy!
Give me the cock. Pre-op MtF plz. Vaginas are disgusting.
>loyal and devoted
>inherent desire to protect home and family
if the ftm passes as male and is a handsome stocky manlet, then I'd willingly eat his pussi
and peeta looks like a bottom
everything makes sense
>tfw Katniss leaves you for Peeta and has kids with him.
I just want to say thanks to everyone on /gaygen/.
A month ago after realizing how deranged everyone on here is I decided to force myself to be straight and ended up hooking up with a girl and having sex.
We're now a couple. All I can think about is her now. I haven't looked at porn in over a month, have no need for it. It's so weird how I went from totally gay to totally straight in a month.
Just proves that if you have a strong desire to change and are willing to force yourself to step out of your comfort zone things can change drastically for you. Also it just proves further more that being gay is a choice.
I had no problem getting an erection with her which I was scared about, as gays always say..I could never be with a female and constantly fill their head with bullshit.
You choose to fill your head with those lustful thoughts of man flesh and allow yourself to give in to your delusional thoughts. If you really wanted t,o you could find some a woman to date and eventually have sex with her if you stopped being cowards.
I got the animal just for you; it even has cock in it's name.
But gale was in league with the attack that killed Katniss's sister. Would you love a man who killed your only sibling that you cared about?
Definitely not a gay.
I mean just look at what he's wearing.
That hat with that shirt?
As for her, don't even get me started hunty.
also, bbz. where is your top lip?
0/10 bait but I enjoyed dragging you
eh, I haven't seen the movies and I read the last book more than a year ago, so I might not remember correctly. But I think they didn't knew the whole thing was going to blow up when they sent the medical help? Can't really blame him for that.
Mad because her happy trail is longer than your dick?
They're called Ursulas.
Ursula – A lesbian bear.
If women never shaved/waxed they'd be harrier than most of us.
That's not a true anus. Post yours now! like this
I really hate it when guys are so close to perfection but they have pockets of fat/bone that sticks out.
Fixed it and made him a 10/10.
Probably. Anyway it's best to cut your losses in these things. Make it a fun project to see how far it can go but don't place too much value in it. If this falls through, on to the next.
Just relax and enjoy the ride.
How so? Thunder thighs and thick waists are what women have, as they need them for giving birth.
I made him look less fat and fit.
Guys are mean't to be lean..the modern day fat/chub-muscle man never existed in ancient times. Hour glass bodies women stole from us.
Well, you horn dog, hold on to that affirmation and imagine that happening instead of all the things you don't want happening. Imagine the path to that and be content with yourself and in the moment.
lol, you have a distorted view of history and aesthetics. I will give that the weight lifter bloat look is not a classically good look (nor good at all for that mater). It wouldn't work for most ppl in arm to arm combat anyway because of mobility. They would be some of the first to die on the battlefield.
>big bubble butt
...good luck with that
>almost perfect, his thighs just need to be leaner