wishing for a cool edition but the edition ended up being lame - edition
Hot, so long as they act like a cute anime grill and blush a lot.
SIDE master race
an ANUS is NOT a SEXUAL ORGAN
>that feeling when you switch during the act
hhhnnnggg I need someone now
Err well I oly lift.
Im a 69kg lifter when I compete but I'm fat now after eating so I'm gonna need to diet hardcore.
current lifts are 70kg snatch which I'm not rly happy with.
and 100kg clean and jerk.
how do you know that we are all the same person?
I'm getting old...
I think it's time to become a top
nobody else cares about the kid from soc and niq
I met a cutie the other night who turns out to be 10 years older than me.
I don't know if that fact that I'm 10 years younger has weirded him out but I texted him asking if he wants to go for a drink sometime and he suggested somewhere in central.
How do I move in to the hey, lets actually fix a time and a date without looking thirsty.
I was just gonna message him tomorrow when I'm out of the gym and be like hey, just finished and I'm around if you fancy going for that drink?
or is it too soon since I only met him on saturday?
I don't even know if he's that into me? but he was like 'it was a shame you didn't stay at mine', after I left him but we were drunk so that's just the drunk hornies.
What are some good, romantic gay movies I can watch with guys I want as my bf?
Pls no movies which deal with gay acceptance in society, as in half of those which exist.
>tfw lonely and bi top virgin, probably more on the gay side than straight at this point
>tfw no outgoing bottom bf who has a crush on me, typically straight crush, but I actually reciprocate
>he introduces me to social life, but is madly clingy and in love with me
>practice sex with him multiple times every day
I reckon he digs you. A drunken offer of a shag normally equates a sober "yeah lets get a beer together".
I say you should text him and be like "hey I just heard of this cool bar in blah blah. Would you like to check it out some time? How's tomorrow for you?"
If he chins you off then better luck next time, but if he says yes then you're totally in. Congrats.
P.s. I wouldn't suggest anything as spontaneous as
>just finished and I'm around if you fancy going for that drink?
just because there's too big of a chance of him being busy.
Well I'm trying to play it cool desu.
Like he's not the usual type I go for at all! But for some reason I'm kinda hung up already so don't wanna seem too keen or fuck it up by being too distant.
We'll he lives right next to the gay area in London so he was like we can go there. My gym is like 15 mins public transport away. So even if he said oh I'm busy tonight I could still say that I'm in the gym nearly every weekday so I can meet him whenever. Like I said above, I'm trying not to fuck this one up.
Also I don't wanna suggest a place because I think he's kinda successful and I'm doing my masters so I'm still a poor student haha.
Nah? Usually I go to bar soho because the cocktails are good and cheap during the happy hours.
I mean we met in Dalston so he was in a place that isn't too like posh or anything, more hipster/weird. But he's not like that at all
I didn't, It was just in the archive.
Now I'm listening to Mexi's old Vocaroos.
He sounds like he should be narrating a movie or something.
Probably relapsed and is lying in a gutter somewhere, I was pretty mean to him.
Sw London too..
Errm I don't really have a type, this guys just thrown the whole type thing out of the window for me.
What do you do for fun?
I have over 400 matches on tinder and I'm an exclusive right swiper. Does that make me a qt?
You know ive working on my body lifting. Having its ups and downs and everything. Getting health problems motovation but for the first time ever im finally happy with it and just seeing how cool and manly I look now it keeps me going.
Keep working hard boys.
>tfw going through a thread where I was sending threatening Vocaroos to Mexi, accompanied by cuteposts
>tfw he's probably dead now, leaving his daughter without a father
He has lots of tum pictures, they're not hard to find.
post a face pic to remind me again if you are worth it after all :^)
No, I don't want Puppers to hate me.
>those empty eyes of realizing your only worth is that decaying meatsuit you inhabit
He has a bachelor's...in history.
B-but I'm sure he has many other talents!
who else lives in commiefornia?
when is this stupid el nino meme going to die? they said it was supposed to rain all of november and it didn't. now they're saying it's supposed to rain buckets this week but the sun was out all day today and they closed the car wash and i couldn't wash my car.
G-guys how do i grow body hair
Right now i only grow a tiny bit on my underarms, lower legs and butt, and some fuzz on my thighs, and pubic hair as normal. Any that grows on my belly, chest or arms is either non existent or super light and thin. I used to use it and was a twink but now im 20 and it's probably time i tried to look more masc you dig?
its gonna rain for like the next week and a half which is perfect because my street is gonna turn into a fucking ocean, super stoked
anyone else got their umbrellas ready
no. stay in your lane.
you are a twink and you will stay a twink. there's this twink i know from work who started to grow his facial hair and it looks nasty especially when it's like the nasty pube looking facial hair.
>tfw break up and gotten back together with bf SEVERAL times
>tfw bf breaks up with you (again), but then begs you to come back
>tfw you actually intended to end it this time
>tfw you are able to decline this over text message, but when talking in person, looking into his eyes, seeing his tears, feeling his warmth during a hug, you cannot turn him away
I hate that I am so weak that I cannot say the things that matter. I know me and bf trying this shitty relationship again will only end in hurt. I hate that I am going to have to explain to my friends that we are going out again (after telling them we broke up a few days ago), they must think I am retarded.
>I am going to have to explain to my friends that we are going out again (after telling them we broke up a few days ago)
I would legit think that you are retarded.
Did you say to them anything negative about him? That would take the cake.
You need to be more selfish. You already know, rationally, that the relationship doesn't and won't work, but you're trying to protect him from that pain in the short term. Just don't. And knowing that you can't man up in person, you shouldn't have even met with him to talk in person. Your friends definitely think you're retarded, anon.
Obviously. But only short term.
>tfw threw my dignity through the window and messaged the guy that had been ignoring me
>have a good conversation via text for a couple of hours
>back to one word replies when I hint that we should do something again sometime
I should learn but I'm an idiot.
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WAKING UP IN 4 HOURS TO MEET A VIP
I HAVE BEEN LYING IN BED FOR 90 MINUTES DOING LITERALLY NOTHING AND I JUST CANT FALL ASLEEP. IVE COUNTED FROM 1000 TO 0
BACK TO 1000, IMAGINED SHEEP, EVERYTHING
I imagine it would be hard to speak to him IRL... Like it's too much, he's almost like a different species
I'm a twink and i like the idea of someone being more masculine and in control, but i still need to be a little in control, and i still want to feel like a man, not like a helpless child or girl
Am I the only one who thinks like that?
He doesn't look natural or appealing.
>lift a LOT
You obviously lift in quantity of reps and low weight if you're only ottermode.
Everyone knows you need to lift heavy. If you can do more than 5 reps of a certain amount of weights you need to raise the weight.
Remember low reps high weight
I heard from strenghtcamp - eliott that doing certain excersises without variation like only backsquats for example can result in that chicken posture
just an example, but I guess something like that has a factor, right?
lets say I'm musclefat
can't I just cut? (cut calories, get on a deficit)
>If you dont totally overeat youll be big and bulky amd not at all leam
>If you dont totally overeat
but I want to stay lean
Hey /gaygen/, can you please humour me and give me your best stories about clingy boyfriends, and relationships that broke-up/resolved due to clinginess?
What if you grow to dislike someone for being clingy, but their only crime was they wanted was to spend time with you?
>lets say I'm musclefat
>can't I just cut? (cut calories, get on a deficit)
Obviously yes. But I'm musclefat myself and whenever I cut I lose some muscle and strength plus my belly still have some fat after I lose way too much muscle/strength for what it's worth.
>But I'm musclefat myself and whenever I cut I lose some muscle and strength plus my belly still have some fat after I lose way too much muscle/strength for what it's worth.
but hey, at least you are going to be fuckable so continue
I don't snapchat myself doing them. I'm not 16.
But you know when you're wired and your chatty and everyone's your best mate. I've just sent a few cringe snapchats out, nothing to outrageous. Just cringe
Terrible, the cicadas are giving me a headache with their incessant screeching.
No boyfriends, but one girl who had a crush on me came into my room one night while I was sleeping and just watched me in the dark for a few minutes before waking me up to ask if I wanted to go to a party with her.
My parents let her in.
yeah at least some people find musclefat people attractive, myself included
>tfw no cub bf for some cub on cub muscle action
Why not, I'm not very hairy though (yet)
>Then eat clean and watch your calories. You'll almost inevitably gain some fat but a short cut will take care of that if you go too far
Please, please tell me I won't get a chickenposture with a huge ass and forwards facing gut.
Please tell me it's just a matter of fat and not fucking up your body by having mucles dysbalances.
I dont know what causes that. It isnt as common as you think desu. I havent even come close to it in 4 years.
If you want stomach tighter do vacuums.
If you want butt manageable then dont overdo squats. People rave about them and theyre healthy but switching it up is smart. Ive gotten 405 for reps doing actual bb squats about 3-4 months out of each year
Are you short?
His hips are fine. His back just isnt that big yet
Yeah, in tight underwear making it all shapely and fuckable. Doesnt count
They're kinda lopsided, it's cute.
Sorry you don't know shit and can't into basic caloric intake. I'm glad you've made it your new years resolution to go to the gym a couple times a week and to read the fit sticky, but you shouldn't get so butthurt because you look like shit and have bad genetics.
Look up videos on stomach vacuums.
Look up alternative exercises to barbell squats on google. There's toooons of exercises out there.
What ruse? Im taking care of this in person. 3pm, flagpole, right after naptime. Tell your mom to pick you up 15 minutes late and not to forget some extra fishy crackers.
I mean it's not big enough to really offset your waiste-shoulder ratio yet. You're lookin good
I have reached a new low. I'm posting my but for validation from 4chan. Here's my BP I did my best.
This is how it starts, in just a few months all of gg will have peered into your digestive tract.
>tfw you aren't a straight guy so sure about your sexuality that you could take pictures like this
you will never have a bf of combined following criteria
>is cute, like indie-film about struggling gay guy cute
>comes from a different country, you're the only one he knows and no on knows him
>he lives with you and you are like bfs but you regard each other as being friends mainly
>you can talk to each other about anything because you're both essentially empty people who are total soulmates who completely understand each other
why even live
Rowers always have great bulges.
both are pretty gross anon but sure if you insist, we could also make out afterwards ;)
Here. Idk if this shows my whiteness enough. I had to crop a lot because it was taken in an awkward pose
I'm that age group. I wouldn't want to date or be your bf if you're 20, maybe fuck a few times but you'd be in a very different place in life than me so I don't see a relationship working.
I won't be convinced until I see pink nipples and butthole, negro.
Oh thank god
A couple days ago I downloaded a guys' picture off Facebook and today he looked at me really weird in the hallway
Freaked out about if maybe he got a notification somehow but I just tested it and Facebook doesn't do that shit
It's my favorite picture of him, and I just wanted to use it. Sorry.
also i know how shitty you probably feel right now, because i'm also really self conscious about my body and have used anonymity to cultivate attention in the past. it's all light-hearted, don't take it seriously.
O-ok, da stannar jag på snickeriet
how tall are you?
I weigh ten pounds less than you and pic related
I miss macs4masc trips like circe and boogs.
Post arms, Shitler.
Mine have been getting fat thanks to the holidays :[
i'm going to go tranny soon
hitler will become a trap sooner or later
richtwink will die of starvation after all of this bullying
i don't have a measuring tape with me but we actually have really similar arms
i honestly think it's a tie between all of us. it's almost like we all do the same thing being naturally emaciated and eating very little while never exercising
I eat somewhere between 3000-3200 calories each day but I have some sort of condition they are trying to figure out, so far my physician thinks that my body isn't absorbing the testosterone it produces as I have about 3 times the level I should have. Going in for more blood test in two hours.
I have the flu atm
lost over five pounds in the past week and a half
I'll get back up to 105 once I'm over this shit
No one knows as of yet. My doctor tried to have an endocrinologist look at my levels but it seems they don't want to do that, guess they are too busy with trannies.
I hope its cancer.
>video game tattoo
>on your wrist of all possible places
When was even the last time you sat down and played zelda?
Richtwink on suicide watch
>Don't take it personally everyone here would more than likely sleep with you.
I would never sleep with that skinnyfat faggot
I guess that because I lift and have a decent body I have less respect for it.
I am not saying go full blown bulk and cut but no excuse especially if you're gay to not at least do some lifting. It automatically makes you top tier.
Not really. I could care less if someone lifts but in a highly sexualized culture where getting quality sex and having more mates or even just one higher quality person more choices and options in general why wouldn't you lift?
the people that are getting sex would be getting it regardless if they lift or not, it virtually wouldn't make a single difference as that sex was always supposed to happen and no amount of difference could've changed that.
That's where you are wrong. The world is predetermined, it wouldn't make a lick of change if you started lifting or did something completely different instead, whatever was supposed to happen would've happened regardless.
No I'm afraid I can't do that. It was predetermined that I was not to have sex, there are events going back to the big bang just unfolding themselves the way they should be. Like a danse macabre for the gods.
I don't Skype with anyone here, nor do I want to.
I'm sorry I inferred you were part of a Skype group. Please forgive me.
Straight guy here
Im talking to this guy on grindr and I think we're going to fuck...ive never done this before but im telling him I know what im doing to make myself look good.
I don't even have condoms. Should I just cuddle and blow and finger than next time get condoms and lubey?