Gay General: Gay Agenda Edition

Im talking to this guy on grindr and I think we're going to fuck...ive never done this before but im telling him I know what im doing to make myself look good.

I don't even have condoms. Should I just cuddle and blow and finger than next time get condoms and lubey?

Pls respond pls.
He's really cute but tall six foot 1 and I haven't told him my height of five foot nine but he said im hot.

Im going to ravage this bp unprotected.

>>5496061

>manlet virgin flails around trying to penetrate tall boypuss before he ends up prematurely squirting all over himself

kek

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>>5496061
Sex feels bad with condoms anyway, so just go for it. If you're straight theres no point in cuddles no is there.

>>5496074
REEEEEEEE IM STRAIGHT IM NEW TO THIS REEEEEEEEEE

Im going to fuck this man's bp so hard and ill be thinking of you the whole time senpai for that super hardness.

>>5496011
good taste, anon

>>5496018
must be talking to some boring people then
I get it to some degree, but normally I find if I'm speaking to someone that's actually interesting it's easy to carry a conversation

>>5496061

if you've never done it before, you're going to be terrible and lose your erection.

thrust with your god damn hips, too. you wanna dip slightly low then really push up so your dick taps his prostate like crazy. Bottom bitch better have a rock hard dick too. Don't let that fag jack himself off, do it for him to really make his eyes roll. Blast his cum on his stomach. Pull out and use said cum to jerk yourself off and onto his stomach.

For cleanup, have his used ass lay there while you go get a towel watered up with warm water. Rinse him and yourself off then gtfo and never talk to him again.

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>>5496084
>not slurping up the cum and snowballing it with him for cleanup
are you even gay?

>>5496080

>o-oh shit *splurt splurt*
>I s-swear this n-never happens

>tfw no one to wrestle for dominance and lose to every time

>>5496049

I play women in RPGs to subvert gender norms.

Did I do good Gay Illuminati?

>>5496090

I only eat the cum of lasting fb's. Not on the first date. I'm very particular

>>5496091
You think you're hot shit now that you have a bf. Ill jerk you off homo.

>>5496084
That sounds hot as fuck really. As much you're projecting your fantasy on me im going to do it exactly like that.

Can I get aids from his cum?

>>5496084
fucking this. I actually still have problems topping my bf sometimes. Idk what it is but when i try to put it in I instantly get soft

>>5496094

Only it they're MMORPGs and you seduce straight guys in them

>>5496092

>no big strong bear bottom bf who always loses because he loves getting his butt rekt

>>5496099

Cum on me bro

>>5496099

it's not fantasy bruh. Just a bottom that knows what really pleases bottoms. I hate in porn when I see tops just thrusting mindlessly. If you wanna see good tops, watch black guys fuck. They got that natural instinct. Usually.

Yes. You can. If you swallow you can get it VERY rarely if you got cuts and a fucked up mouth or some shit. I'd worry more about other STDs tho desu.

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>>5496097
you heteronormative scumm sicken me, trying to emulate straights and their relations. cum, cumplay and dump.

>>5496099
>Can I get aids from his cum?
no, there's an enzyme in cum that reacts with an enzyme in spit that gives super protection against aids. you can only get aids if you're fucked in the butt.

>>5496099
only if he breeds you. I think getting hiv from swallowing is extremely rare. Like if you have a throat infection then don't swallow but aside from that you should be fine

>>5496121

You can get HIV from swallowing. It's just like 0.5% chance. The mouth isn't an ideal place for the virus but if you got a tore up mouth, you can get it from that.

>>5496118
So if in worried about aids should I just not? I want to cum on his face though...
I want to blow him really badly but I don't want aids...i need to start watching porn. I know how tov pleasure a vagina well tbqh.
>>5496125
Im going to be doing the breeding tbqh...im going to make him cum so good he's going to love it...its going to be a huge mess of each other's cum. Im straight but I keep checking my messages waiting for a response.


>>5496116
Go to bed snowden

Recommend MMORPGs where my name can be Goluboi and I can into Slav men

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>>5496128
lol those are myths from the 90s, everyone that knows anything about anything knows that you only get it from bb

>>5496110

Oh, no. MMOs a shit imo.

>>5496136
blow him. you'll be fine, just be sure to mouthwash afterwards.

also...
>"straight" but I'm gunna blow my load in this dude's ass.

TOPPEST of keks. Whatever you say bro

>>5496136

Never.

He's probably gonna end up banging you after you prematurely ejaculate and can't get hard again

If he's 6'1" and you're a manlet that's the natural way of things anyway

>>5496137

pidor

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>>5496082
Possibly. I've barely used any IM since MSN was a thing.

>>5496094
I like playing as qt boys and using all male parties. Unfortunately most JRPGs don't give you that choice.
>tfw creating scantily clad male custom character with Pyrrha/Casandra's fighting style in Soulcalibur

>>5496136

I wouldn't BB if you're stressing about it. That'll affect your erection and performance too btw. The stress that is.

as I've said, if your mouth isn't tore up, choke and swallow the hell outta that dick. even if you're the top and breed his ass, you can still get HIV. Don't listen to the young tards that prolly take PrEP and think they're lolALLGOODTUHGO! FUCK IT YOLO! xD then wonder how they got gonorrhea that's resistant to treatment.

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>>5496147
If a tranny is straight when she fucks dudes then it goes without saying that a straight dude fucking a dude is also straight, non?

>>5496151
If you're not slav, you better not be using that word

>>5496147
I don't know man im straight because id only fuck the toppest tier men whereas with women and trans and id fuck 95 percent of them. I also never Jack off to gay porn. Im pretty smitten though right now even though he's given me one word replies abd probably not interested. Its weird how your body is I was so mean and nasty for a while talk to a random person and now im loving to everyone.

>>5496160
For sure no cuts in mouth...maybe ill just put it on my face and look at him funny like haha im still a real man fuck you...

>>5496151
Snowden pls

>>5496156
Skype groups are cool for when you're bored
that's mainly why I use it

https://youtu.be/3c3XFh_u6vE

>>5496176

sosi moi hui

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>>5496160
>he's not on PrEP
get a load of this fag

>>5496199

>not getting pozzed

get a load in this guy

Everytime I post in a CBT the fags come out the woodwork. Stay awaaaaaaaay

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>>5496212
Filth.

>>5496190
Цe cлoв'янcькe?

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>>5496212
but I'm not black fempai...

>>5496221
>tfw want to post in one
>realize gaygen lurks there like animals
>Don't want them posting hey look I spotted this person

>>5496221

Post musclepuss

>>5496229

нy дa

тo чyвcтвo, кoгдa y тeбя нeт cлaвянcкoгo пapня

>>5496235
Just do it! the worst they can do is repost your picture in gg and if they do that just be flattered that they saved it

>>5496234

>what are thoooooose

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>>5496236
That's what I posted

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>>5496243

>>5496243

Those shorts are so cute

>>5496237
I meant as in I've posted pictures here before and I don't want them recognizing me.

I swear all of gaygen just jerks off to that thread.

Hey /gaygen/ can I get your input on the topic of "gay ghettos?" I don't live in one, and I've been kind of arguing for them based off of my own lay person assumptions about them. Your experiences and anecdotes about living in one, or better yet peer reviewed studies on them, would be great.

So I just came out of the closet to win an argument with my mother. She's not taking me being gay very well, but that's her problem now.
What I want to know is am I correct in assuming that gay ghettos exist due to:
-openly gay people's desire to live in areas that tolerate gay people
-gay metropolitan areas communities are nicer/become more expensive because gay men and women have fewer children, and as a result have more money to spend on themselves and their local economy.
-it's easier to meet other gay people in gay ghettos
-new gay ghettos emerge and expand into low rent communities that gradually turn into high rent areas as younger gay people find LGBT friendly housing.

Her position was that:
-fags shouldn't be allowed to drive up the rents of hardworking "decent people."
-They're (the young people moving into metropolitan areas) just spoiled rich kids acting gay because it's trendy.
-"With all the best parts of the city, and now gay mirage, fags are asking for too much lately." This is what sparked the disagreement. She somehow thinks that straight people are responsible for the improvements/affluence I believe comes along whenever a young population moves into a low rent area.

>>5496247
Lol still makes me laugh

>>5496248
>>5496251
Retro 70s bodybuilding shorts

>>5496256
So what if they recognize you? Do you plan on showing your face or something?

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>>5496271
It's just feel good, he's a bit paranoid because anons saves pictures he can't even remember taking.

>>5496271
I have a distinct body in a good way and I just think it's annoying.

>>5496284
No its not feel good.

Feel good talks funny.

>>5496284
But feel good does post in the cbt threads, I got him to take a nice picture of his thighs last week.

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>>5496292
Well excuse me princess.

>>5496292
People know when I post as well
Stop being so sensitive

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>>5496284
That little cunt brought all that misfortune upon himself, he has no business complaining.

it's fucking weird how sometimes i feel like being a skinny fem twink and i get the urge to be dominated by a masc dom top, while other times i want to go to the gym, bulk up, be as masculine as i can and fuck fem twinks mercilessly

i need to make up my mind

>>5496265
Your mom doesn't know shit about economics
Ask her if she is/was a communist

>>5496316

Be a masc stronk sissy bottom

>>5496316
>twinks
Those Motherfuckers won't leave me alone on grindr. Had some hairless midget message me a few times earlier.

>>5496319
Hnnng the dream

>>5496317
Judging from my grades in macro economics 101 I'm the one that doesn't know shit about economics.

She's a life long neo-con that hates the commies democrats and socialists with the fires of ten thousand suns.

>>5496316
just be a fem who fucks fems

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>>5496316
why not stop caring so much about labels and sample something from all aspects of life?

>>5496337

EXCUSE ME! But /gaygen/ has a long, proud history of illogical bollocks and you'd do well to respect it.

>>5496265
>-fags shouldn't be allowed to drive up the rents of hardworking "decent people."
Your mom is a socialist.
>-They're (the young people moving into metropolitan areas) just spoiled rich kids acting gay because it's trendy.
Your mom can't differentiate between gayfags and biscum. And I say this as a traitorous biscum.
>-"With all the best parts of the city, and now gay mirage, fags are asking for too much lately." This is what sparked the disagreement. She somehow thinks that straight people are responsible for the improvements/affluence I believe comes along whenever a young population moves into a low rent area.
Your mom is afraid of muh free market crony capitalism where various factions get power by first making money and then buying political influence. This has been the way for a long time and a socialist like your mom is a pleb who should stick to pooping out babies like the woman she is.

Print this out and paste it to her forehead so everyone knows how stupid she is.

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>>5496351
I am the loneliest link in a very strange chain

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Can skelly twinks date other skelly twinks?

Pls respond

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>>5496392
>Scamper off, you junkie
Cute as fuck.

>>5496392
>get a life you ganja gremlin.
>no way, Bob Marley is awful

Audible Kek

>>5496392
>Get a job you ganja gremlin

Top kek my boss is giving me weird looks now.

>>5496397
Do you ever sleep, or are there multiple anons who spam this cum conundrum ?

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>>5496407
>>5496400
>>5496397
Why won't you answer my question?

;__;

>>5496365
>Your mom can't differentiate between gayfags and biscum. And I say this as a traitorous biscum.
Yup. She told me that I just have to meet the right girl. Even after I tried explaining to her that my room mate was more mate than anything else. And that girls do less than nothing for me, because gay not bi."

>Your mom is afraid of muh free market crony capitalism where various factions get power by first making money and then buying political influence.
I don't really think she's against crony capitalism so much as she's afraid of the people that don't match her labels who have been buying the political influence people with her labels originally had.
While she does hate libertarians, she hates whatever FM talk radio labels as "socialists" even more. That you think she has some beliefs and positions that mimic actual socialists amuses me. If she ever talks to me about the subject again, and I'm feeling snarky, I'll find a way to bring that possible similarity up.

Well cut off my d!ck and call me Caitlyn!!

>>5496392
skelly twinks are 100% my type
so yes

>>5496420

Have you been in cryo stasis for the last six months or something?

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>>5496421
Thank you for actually answering mi pregunta

Here's a qt picture of a dinosaur with feathers

>>5496392
>>5496415

No it's illegal under article 4 section 5 of the homosexual relations act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qTw1kkFvlU

boys boys boys
we like boys in cars
boys boys boys
buy us drinks in bars
boys boys boys
with hairspray and denim
boys boys boys
we love them!

>>5496421
That's because you're a self absorbed AGP fag that bullies people for fun on here.

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>>5496430
>le im so funny XD
>look at me im so quirky and random XDDD

>>>>/r/eddit

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>>5496415
Because that picture is more interesting than your question.

>>5496410
Sometimes, my sleep schedule is all over the place.
I usually just keep 4chan open while playing games, or doing other stuff.

>>5496434
Underrated song, too bad it reminds me of my biscum fuck buddy from high school.

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>>5496430

>>5496426
yw
now post skelly tummy

>>5496437
ah shit

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>>5496440
>biscum fuck buddy
Fucking biscum is as bad as being biscum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS02GiV0qQ

>>5496460
have some good music
https://youtu.be/qTK-wWm69Mc

>>5496469
You're garbage

>>5496438
Why so mad bro?

>>5496442
erm ok

>>5496469
>the mars volta
>good music
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIOH8Trfas4

>talking after jacking off with bf yesterday
>mentions an ex
>"I wanted him to fuck me all the time but he only did it twice"
>my bf tops 80% of the time
For some reason I now feel less desirable. How do I make him crave my dick in his butt more? Do I just need to be more assertive in everyday life and will that translate into our bedroom situation?

>>5496469
You listen to shit music and you're a bully.

>>5496460
>>5496469
>>5496475
Calm down girls you both have shit taste.

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>>5496472

>>5496477
yes. or have a bigger dick.

>>5496482
Posting random pictures that make no fucking sense doesn't change the fact that you bully people for fun because you hate your life.

>>5496480
nice try but britney spears is literally god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PctD-8y0FRg

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>>5496452
>now post skelly tummy

Feeling generous

>>5496482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGrNVdBjC5E
I do have to admit I prefer Sarah Harmer's cover.

>>5496488
How do you listen to such jewish made music comfortably?

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>>5496485
you'd have to be a pretty big wuss to be bullied by hitler, you have to admit.

>>5496485
I've bullied no one lol

>>5496489
not bad but would look a lot better if you shaved the happy trail imho

>>5496483
My dick is already bigger than his (although it's pretty average at 6 in) and he actually said he'd never been in a long term relationship with a guy my size since it's easier for him to take smaller dicks. :(

>>5496490

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene JOOOLEEENE!

>>5496493
britney is a godfearing, christian southern girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb1ad7r5oN8

>>5496496
You get your femboibitch crew to do it. You talk behind people's back get them riled up to do your bidding.

>>5496494
Fuck off samuel.

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>>5496503

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Guys stop ganging up on Hitler

He's not so bad

>>5496507
Trip on samuel

>>5496510
Trip on booger

>>5496510
p sure it's just one ultra butthurt and or bored anon

>>5496485
>>5496494
>>5496503
What? Hitler doesn't bully people lol.

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>>5496512
Nigga what do you even mean?

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>>5496512
I have no idea who samuel is, sorry.

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>>5496457
I'm not proud of it.

>>5496502
Crazy Britney > Young Britney > Sexy Britney > Lobotomized Britney

>>5496515
Have you made some positive changes in your life, gurl?

>>5496515
>attention whore defending another attention whore

Disgusting

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>>5496501
>tfw will never be ten years old again driving through the country with your mother and singing along to dolly

I just got done working out now I'm eating jack in the box for the calories or whatever.

gunna try to not jack off but this white boy had a delicious ass at the gym. nomnomnom so we'll see

>>5496521
>>5496518
>>5496515
He bullied ME he bullies all the masc men because they don't remind them of himself. Hes only into "MEN" that reminds him of himself aka boys.

>>5496514
Im neither im a vigilante a maverick.

>>5496535
>Im neither im a vigilante a maverick.
okay

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tfw no billie joe armstrong bf

>hitlers femboi crew comes from out of nowhere defending their leader like a bunch of animals

>>5496523
Nope it continues to slide into the abyss. Was almost made homeless yesterday and today I alienated my family.

>>5496526
Ride till I die man.

>>5496535
>A vigilante a maverick
>MEN

Please honour-anon

>tfw in reality IM the bully

Im going to bed. I need a better way to relax. Sorry femboi squad 2016.

>>5496559
goodnight

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>>5496535
>maverick

Tfw that's my real legal name
Who /coolname/ here?

>>5496559

if you're getting triggered on fuckin 4chan. You're doing it wrong, brah. sleep tight sugartits

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>>5496552
You do you, boo. Suicide is never the answer, no matter how tempting.

>>5496566
Your parents must be autistic edgelords.

>>5496571
God damn it Bully-kun every fucking time. Why do you hate me so.

>>5496535
Aw, poor little guy. Do you need a brohug.

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>>5496577
>Your parents must be autistic edgelords.
Jealous Faggot?

>>5496566

yoink

saved your pepe bro, hope you dont mind

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>>5496577
I just want what's best for you.
Whatever you do, do not drink any strong cleaning products!

>>5496591
Shut up bitch

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>>5496589
I definitely do not mind

>>5496588
it's a cool name but I feel like you have to be a 6'4 all american boy with a strong square jaw and broad shoulders with a promising football career but is pressured to join the military to meet his fathers expectations to pull it off

>>5496591
I've never seen you post the same pic twice desu anon

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>>5496598
I am none those things

>>5496588
No you sound like somebody in top guns call sign. It sounds cool for a video game characters name but that's about it.

>>5496591
One of these days I will and everyone will know to blame bully-kun.

>>5496600
Nah he replies to me with that smug looking one pretty often.

>>5496602
I have some bad news for you, anon

Hi, I'm a sort of quiet guy. I look a lot like a girl, people say I'm pretty.

I haven't dated anyone in quite some time, and I live in an area where I don't have a lot of connections at the moment. Would it be weird if I asked my really faggy bi friend (who's dating a girl atm) if he knew anyone I could try to date?

Maverick comes off as one of those try-hard YOUnique names. It's not like Le-Ah tier at least

Like those fucking bear fags that adopted or had a boy and named him Forge. I'll concede it's a neat name but... fuck...

>>5496469
Oh christ that's horrible

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>MFW all these namelets trying so hard to cope with the fact you got a shit tier name in comparison to mine

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>>5496600
I do it all the time, my Kleppe folder is only 121MB (246 images).
Although fashion week begins soon, so I'll have more in the coming months if I'm lucky.

>>5496608
Just do your best at everything you do!

>>5496619
That's bigger than my avatar folders I think. Mine is like 200mb I think?
I don't really go out of my way to collect them though.

>>5496617

You got me. I'm really just thuper insecure that I'm stuck with Bob and not some totes BA name like Maverick

please present your dick and balls for me to suck on for forgiveness.

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>>5496617

>tfw Hopkin

>>5496617
When I think of maverick I just think of cigarettes and realize that I quit three years ago and have only bought six packs altogether since than which last mr months.

>>5496610
I just went ahead and asked him, I realized I don't give a shit at all.

>>5496628
Be my bf?

>>5496610
There's nothing weird about that.

>tfw the IT technician arrives and is cute af

Give me strength guys.

>>5496633
Okay, I live in Portland. I'm really lonely.

I'm really small, look girly, I like to smoke weed and eat magic mushrooms, I love music, and I want someone to lay in the sun with and cuddle all summer this year.

I'm really fuckin lonely.

>>5496635
It wouldn't be hard if you left your house at all. You pathetic NEET

>>5496635
Just ask to fuck him, it will be just like in the pornos.

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>>5496640
Don't be cruel, he needs kind words at this point in time.

>>5496637
How old are you?

Im in texas btw. Iktfs. being lonely is a terrible feeling. I use to get it all the time. I only date guy like 5 10 or higher tho so sorry.

>>5496284
That sculpture is pretty fucking spoopy

>>5496637

listen to Bjork.

Hyperballad, Isobel and Bachelorette will ease your soul. Stonemilker is a "sequel" per se to Hyperballad, too. So follow it up with that one.

>>5496645
Jesus Christ. How unintelligent are you?

>>5496640
But I'm at work right now anon.

>>5496643
>I-I've just r-realized I haven't been paid yet mr. M-maybe we can work something out?

>>5496644
T-thanks bully-kun.

>>5496637
You sound pretty cute desu senpai

>>5496645
I'm 17... haha jk im 18
>>5496653
I love Bjork.

>>5496668
Im 18 too. Shane you're probably like 5'5"
You seem really qt

>>5496672
*shame

>>5496678
I'm 5'7 but I understand that I don't meet your standard

Why do guys on grindr always message woof to me just because im hairy?

>>5496681
Would you prefer a purr?

Grindr people all send the same cheesy messages. Think it is better to sometimes send querky or forward messages to people just to get the ball rolling ahead of the average people.

>>5496681

Cuz they think you're Buzz's girlfriend.

I fucking hate woofs btw

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How to deal with crushing loneliness.

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>tfw grower

i will never be hired as a gay club dancer/waiter because of this, no matter how jacked i get

feelsbadman

>>5496708
You get used to it.

>was almost in a relationship with cutey
>we agreed it won't work because im leaving for military

JUST

>>5496712
There are ways to get around this "problem", but if you were even considering being a dancer/waiter than you have bigger problems right now.

>>5496708
I recommend: smoking weed, then watching anime and eating poptarts, and after THAT just break the fuck down and start self loathing

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>>5496716
>leaving for the military
Why?

>>5496719
Because im in the military...im a marine.

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>>5496720
Why the fuck you did that with yourself in the first place?

>tfw you will never have a bf do this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4HpWQmEXrM

>>5496718
This is my general course of action. Just replace anime with video games.

>>5496722
To kill people tbqh legally...

>>5496725
There are easier ways.

>tfw straight guy
>tfw in a relationship with a cute boy

Hmm.

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>>5496718
I once drank to the point of passing out while watching Milky Holmes. High school was tough.

>>5496740
I hope a qt broken MGTOW autist will devote himself to me one day.

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Got a question for you cis homos:
If, hypothetically, you were in a situation where you were forced at gunpoint to give oral to either a pre-op FtM or a pre-op MtF, which would you choose?
Or would it seriously be so horrible either way that you would just let them shoot you?

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>>5496749
>mfw googling that acronym

>>5496755
How can you browse a website filled to the brim with frustrated nerds, and not know what a MGTOW is?

>>5496764
I don't really leave lgbt despite being straight. This place is the most fun on the internet. There's barely any moderation not that it would matter but before it gets deleted it stays for hours.

Lgbt is like the only place I go on the internet besides reading books I download.
I also ignore pol stuff especially sjw stuff since I think the entire thing is immature and there's so much better things to worry about than that shit.

>>5496752
>or a pre-op MtF

so suck the dick of an insecure man? can make it work.

Hello new trip coming through.

looking at expensive properties on zoopla.

Why can't i win the lottery?
London is far too expensive

>>5496814
Shut up bitch

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>>5496859

I want to be tooooppppeed sooooo muuuuuch. Mmmmmfffffffff. *shakes butt around*

I need to find a way to stop these urges so I can be a functional human being. I feel like an animal in heat, omg.

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>>5496935

>>5496940

Help me, pls.

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>>5496945
no thank you

>>5496947

I'm hurt now.

>find 10/10 fit bear husband material
>young guy in navy
>we hit it off
>I want to settle down and not be a slut, but I don't want to get into a deep relationship

should I marry him, /gaygen/?

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>>5496935
Jesus christ you are autistic

Desperate bottoms make me want to puke

>>5496960

That was mean and offensive.

Pls don't bully me.

>>5496935
Iktf bro
I love boys so much, their big muscles, their callousness hiding their sweet inside, the glorious scent of testosterone

>>5496947
That filename

Had a Grindr date last night. We meet up after talking for like 2 days straight. Go eat, then talked my car for hours

then things got heated and I felt his bulge...8 never felt so insecure. Thing was huge. And uncut. And curved. And delicious

And because he was uncut, he knew how to give me a hand job without hurting me and knew exactly what to do.

Never had so much fun before

Anyone know how to deal with anxiety? I have never had this kind of thing before but I think this Christmas I have had a couple massive waves of it.

Fucking awful desu

>>5497010
I mean it's accurate...

>>5497019
Well I usually pace around my house for a couple of hours whilst chain smoking. Not that it does anything to help.

>>5497026
Oops

>>5497026
No pacing does nothing and smoking really never appealed to me.

Thanks anyway

>>5497049
Go for a walk a change of setting can help a lot.

>>5497019
there isn't really a cure for anxiety other than learning to live with, learning to not fight against it and so on.
anxiety is supposed to be there as we've evolved to develop it for survival but it is when it appears at irrational times when we are not threatened that it becomes problematic. relaxation techniques, breathing exercises, mindfulness, meditation or medication if you feel it's hopeless. but in the end you sort of learn to live with it.

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does this text sound aight?

this is my previous post:
>>5494285

Hey, I'm gonna be around tomorrow evening if you're not busy and want to grab that drink?
No worries if not.


I kinda wanna say something like if you're not interested at all I won't be offended, just let me know.

But that can either come across as too defeatist and turn him off, or cute and he likes it.

gah. Romance is hard.

>>5497069
Jesus dude just ask him don't overthink it.

>>5497067
Yeah I was thinking maybe get some more sunlight on me but...

Well... it's Britain.

>>5497069
Just send
>Hey, I'm gonna be around tomorrow evening if you're not busy and want to grab that drink?

the rest comes of as insecurity

>>5497069
Yeah I get like this too recently with the fucking anxiety bullshit. Fucking pussy ass shit. Shouldn't be feeling this way goddamn it.

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>>5497076
I SENT IT.
I FEEL LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRL

>>5497105
Good luck anon. Go have some water and quell your nerves.

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just saw some cool ass military secrets on HMS Diamond lads.

this awesome beardy engineer dude walked me through the aft turbine + gave me a private tour while my dad was drinking with the Captain. some of the stuff in these things is crazy!

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>>5497105

>>5497122
Did you fuck the engineer?

>>5497122
how private was this tour?

>>5497135

just me and the Cap'n, though he handed me off to various specialised officers - the navigator, engineer, XO, etc. I had lunch with the Captain and the XO in his quarters, which was cool also.

>>5497134

no but i totally would have been down for it

Well guys ... I got stood up by the qt guy, I guess that bullyanon was right
At least I'm prepping a submission for image comics with a friend.

>>5496221
I saw you but didnt want to be one of those fgts

figured you'd be back here soon enough so that i could compliment you here ;o

>>5497147
>just me and the Cap'n, though he handed me off to various specialised officers - the navigator, engineer, XO,
you kinky slut

>>5496935
Blame your mom, you inherited her fertility genes this is why you feel this way. You want to get pregnant, and you want it bad.

>>5497147
What is HMS Diamond's purpose? It isn't a battleship, is it one of those intelligence gathering ones?

>>5497150
Aww that sucks Irish, ignore bully-kun he's just frustrated.

>>5497164
Bully-kun is a nice young man that only has the best of interest towards others in his heart, it's called tough love.

>>5497164
It's cool
>>5497167
It wasn't bully kun
It was a shit poster
Also don't be a bully kun apologist

just tried the next size up buttplug and now my butthole hurts.

if you were to describe yourself as a pet
what would you be and why?

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>>5497174
A cactus

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>>5496370
I spotted the penises.

>>5497174
A lobster because they're blood blooded like republicans, have fertility late into life and I live the sea I used to swim and ski when I was younger

>>5497150
I'm sorry hun. How were you stood up?

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>>5496752
Give me the cock. Pre-op MtF plz. Vaginas are disgusting.

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>>5497182
I spotted the dragon knot.

>>5497167
Nah I dont actually mind bully-kun he's ok.

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>>5497174
a rottweiler

>loyal and devoted
>obedient
>handsome
>strong
>beefy
>short haired
>medium size
>intelligent
>very placid
>self-assured
>fearless
>confident
>inherent desire to protect home and family

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>>5496752
if the ftm passes as male and is a handsome stocky manlet, then I'd willingly eat his pussi

>>5496292

>i talk funny

how so?

>>5497162

its an air defense ship, it defends agains ICBMs, enemy fighters and cruise missiles

>>5497174

pet rock

>>5497211
I'd never be Manley enough to be manlier than a good passing ftm with a manc-nt. I feel like I would still have to lead and wear the pants dammit

>>5497188
Supposed to go see star wars
Tells me like 5 before I'm heading that he has to study
I told him to only give me a time when he wasn't studying

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>>5497211
That woman looks like Peeta

>>5496779
my thoughts exactly

>>5496956
post pics

>>5497223
That's a pretty weak excuse. At least he flaked before you left. I've been left waiting before. Never fun.

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>>5497225
ikr

and peeta looks like a bottom

everything makes sense

>>5496956
oh god yes

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>>5497235
>tfw Katniss leaves you for Peeta and has kids with him.

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I just want to say thanks to everyone on /gaygen/.

A month ago after realizing how deranged everyone on here is I decided to force myself to be straight and ended up hooking up with a girl and having sex.

We're now a couple. All I can think about is her now. I haven't looked at porn in over a month, have no need for it. It's so weird how I went from totally gay to totally straight in a month.

Just proves that if you have a strong desire to change and are willing to force yourself to step out of your comfort zone things can change drastically for you. Also it just proves further more that being gay is a choice.

I had no problem getting an erection with her which I was scared about, as gays always say..I could never be with a female and constantly fill their head with bullshit.

You choose to fill your head with those lustful thoughts of man flesh and allow yourself to give in to your delusional thoughts. If you really wanted t,o you could find some a woman to date and eventually have sex with her if you stopped being cowards.

>>5497232
Yeah but there's a slim chance he does want to hang out and he's like a 10/10 twink
So you know, I wanna smash

>>5497245
I actually got mad when I read that in the books.

Even in my head Gale was much hotter than Peeta

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>>5497177
>faggy
>fierce
>flaming
>flamboyant
>freak

I got the animal just for you; it even has cock in it's name.

>>5497251
why would we want that tho kek

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>>5497258
But gale was in league with the attack that killed Katniss's sister. Would you love a man who killed your only sibling that you cared about?

>>5497258
Peeta was a cutey. You would not understand.

Go and praise your cuck character in another thread.

>>5497251
Definitely not a gay.
I mean just look at what he's wearing.
That hat with that shirt?
unstyled hair.

As for her, don't even get me started hunty.

also, bbz. where is your top lip?

0/10 bait but I enjoyed dragging you

>>5497265
eh, I haven't seen the movies and I read the last book more than a year ago, so I might not remember correctly. But I think they didn't knew the whole thing was going to blow up when they sent the medical help? Can't really blame him for that.

>>5497252
Haha more power to you dude. I just wouldn't be the one to contact him anymore. Sometimes people just want the attention.

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>>5497262
>>5497279

>all this jealousy

>tfw my gf has more body hair than most of you
>and I told her she doesn't have to shave because I find it hot

I'm in heaven.

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>>5497287

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>>5497290

Mad because her happy trail is longer than your dick?

>>5497299
omfg I am soooo mad!!!!!!11!!!!

>>5497287
>be trans
>she's hairier than me
AWESOME

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>>5497299

>>5497299
you really jimmied my rustles. gasp, i could be straight? i'm mad, mad, mad i tell u!

>>5497304
same fag

>>5497308
Ewwww tranny!

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>>5497287
>>5497299


>tfw no bear gf

>>5497286
True true
I might try that

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>>5497328

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>>5497328
They're called Ursulas.

Ursula – A lesbian bear.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

>>5497332
Just remember that you're the man in the situation haha

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>>5497334

>no qtpersian gf

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>>5497343

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>>5497150
We'll all find true love eventually!

>>5497343
The lack of hair on the bicep is grossing me out more than anything else. I wonder why...

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>>5497299
>>5497328
>mfw I don't want my gf OR bf to have any hair because I have enough for us both.

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If women never shaved/waxed they'd be harrier than most of us.

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>>5497357
post hairy bp

>>5497339
I know bud
I always am :3c

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>>5497359

>>5497358
Women should have fairer hair than a man doh

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>>5497362

>>5497375
I need to see this in person

>>5497358
nah, they wouldn't have hairy chests, shoulders and upper back. They might have hairier legs tho. You would def. find out who the guerrilla girls were b/c shaving hides that.

>>5497380
i don't really rate it at all desu. I just find the concept of how weird japan is amusing.

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>>5497368
That's not a true anus. Post yours now! like this

http://i.imgur.com/wrRUMNA.png

>>5497383
*gorilla

>>5497387
>http://i.imgur.com/wrRUMNA.png

i wanna move out now so I can wear slutty underwear and stuff.

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>>5497389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuVuFO1cCFE

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>>5497131
>>5497118
No reply yet...
But he's at work right? So he's busy.. right? right?

>>5497387
You would be disappoint. I just shaved my hole last night.

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>>5497387

I really hate it when guys are so close to perfection but they have pockets of fat/bone that sticks out.

Fixed it and made him a 10/10.

>>5497421
you made him shaped like a woman tbhfam.

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>>5497415
Probably. Anyway it's best to cut your losses in these things. Make it a fun project to see how far it can go but don't place too much value in it. If this falls through, on to the next.
Just relax and enjoy the ride.

>>5497429
eitherway though, i'd still like to fuck him haha

>>5497425

How so? Thunder thighs and thick waists are what women have, as they need them for giving birth.

I made him look less fat and fit.

Guys are mean't to be lean..the modern day fat/chub-muscle man never existed in ancient times. Hour glass bodies women stole from us.

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>>5497433
Well, you horn dog, hold on to that affirmation and imagine that happening instead of all the things you don't want happening. Imagine the path to that and be content with yourself and in the moment.

>>5497453
thank you oh great frog

>>5497384
Which is exactly my reason for wanting to see it senpai

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>no hourglass bf

Anyone have a hourglass body?

>>5497445
lol, you have a distorted view of history and aesthetics. I will give that the weight lifter bloat look is not a classically good look (nor good at all for that mater). It wouldn't work for most ppl in arm to arm combat anyway because of mobility. They would be some of the first to die on the battlefield.

>>5497349
The cruelest joke of all

>>5497474

I really do. I have a very specific bodytype that I'm attracted to. Tight waist (30in or under), nicely developed back/chest, big bubble butt, skinny thighs, long legs.

>>5497463

yeah it sucks ass. Im focussing on my lats + obliques, hoping to get rid of it eventually

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>>5497497

>big bubble butt
>skinny thighs

...good luck with that

fresh aids
>>5497199
>>5497199
>>5497199

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>>5497515

>almost perfect, his thighs just need to be leaner

>>5496752

Any gay guy who would have sex with a female is not gay, senpai.

>>5496138
>myth

[citation needed]

>>5497173
you probably tried forcing it in too quickly

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>>5497174
a hueman beam

>>5497212
>pet rock