When will it be acceptable for man to wear crop tops?
My frame is kind of like that, but I don't really have any "well developed" muscles.
when time machines becomes a reality and you can take a holiday in the 80s.
>tfw awesome bubble butt
How to show off my best feature? I cant wear skinny jeans because I have beefy quadriceps, but I'm open to other suggestions.
you don't need skinny jeans to show off your bum. Just go to a Levis store and try on a bunch of different cuts until you find the one that gives the most flattering result.
I will accept a picture of your butt in return for this advice.
>I'm a 16 year old virgin, that's normal, whatever
>I'm a 17 year old virgin, who cares, I'm pretty sure that guy's into me anyway
>I'm a 18 year old virgin and that guy was not into me at all
>I'm a 19 year old virgin and I don't even know any gays
>I'm a 20 year old virgin and this is not happening
I'm a 21 year old virgin, a 21 year old virgin, a 21 year old virgin
this guy im seeing right now LITERALLY has the most sensitive nipples of any boy ive ever been with before, and they're super soft too.
like one light touch and he's whimpering and begging for the d, and if I squeeze them both he will grind into my dick so hard it kind of hurts
im usually the type that likes my buttons pushed but this is 2 much fun
im pretty much the same i think. but i havent ever had a bf so im not sure.
When i masturbate i like to grab my pecs and squeeze them - is that normal?
Errr got a few exams next week.
I'm trying to win over some boy but i think my attempts are in vain.
Fantasising about moving out but as a student that's not possible. I kinda feel like my life is on hold until I get my full independence back. But unfortunately I don't get paid, even when I'm working in the hospitals.
good edition ngl
took this pic at my uni a while ago (it was 30 degrees outside)
It only feels bad to you now because you keep focusing on it, in reality it wouldn't be hard for you to stop thinking so much about it and better yourself. Don't stress it.
t. 32 year old virgin
>tfw live in london and will never be able to comfortably fulfill my fantasy of wearing booty shorts to show off quads and glutes, and a croptop to show off abs + adonis belt
In all honesty WHY ARE YOU FUCKING VIRGINS?
That's why you spend so much time here but once you find someone in real life you forget about this shit.
Literally the only way it will ever be accepted is if it were brought into the mainstream from a celebrity of sorts. I mean look at metalheads, Judas Priest brought Gay BDSM wear into the public conscious.
But seeing how I've never seen gay celebrities wearing it, it'll never happen.
Ahhhhh tbf, from what I gather, you do it way more than me?
The md I had on Saturday made me back out though, but I had an amazing night so I'm not too bothered.
You can still party, just save it for more special occasions and less bored at home let's fuck and get high?
The only other board I actively post on is /vg/, but I occasionally visit /jp/ if I'm in a 2hu mood, /tv/ if I'm looking for something to watch/discuss and /pol/ when shit's going down.
I used to like horror movie streams on /x/, and /vp/ back in its early days.
Never, I hope. Most people have brain damage.
And fat people especially. They'll probably start thinking it suits them well and I don't want to see hairy bellies sticking out everywhere. Fat bellies especially.
Straight guy here
How do I get over the fact that homosexuality...isnt right even though I have a crush on a guy and keep thinking about him and checking my messages like a 14 year old girl?
smoke weed and then let him have his way with you
it'll be the most fun you've ever had, laughing in the dark
I DONT SMOKE WEED OR SESS
COZ ITS KNOWN TO GIVE A BROTHER BRAIN DAMAGE
AND BRAIN DAMAGE ON THE MIKE DONT MANAGE NUTHIN
BUT MAKING A SUCKER AND YOU EQUAL
DONT BE ANOTHER SEQUEL
>unironically thinks weed cures him of about fifty disorders he pretends to have
Whatever, cunt. See you in the parking lot after school.
You're going to choke and die. That's dumber than pot.
This is a trip. Well actually a name but same thing. You can tell because she puts her name "5652"in the name section of the post reply.
They are looked down upon because they provide no real discussion. Bring unneeded attention to themselves as evidenced here and generally just retards.
/hm/ has never really been a porn board. There was too many advice, LGBT, first time story, spammed meme (Disturbia, Ellen, pizzaface), sauce threads for it to be considered a proper porn board such as /s/ or /hc/. So I always considered /hm/ to be what /gaygen/ would be if we had a whole board. It would be filled with porn, with lots of discussion.
Only now has moderation been tightened that there's less babable content and it's slowly on its way to being a porn board. But it'll never be the same again because 90% of the oldest oldfags left because of Disturbia :(
it might've been some other guy and not feelgood i just remember it being really pathetic even for gaygen standards so it stuck in my memory
if it wasnt u feelgood im sorry for slandering you and if it was lol
Jyyyyyynx don't chat like that.
Just be safe. Hopefully prep will be available soon.
But HIV is preventable so don't act like its inevitable.
I'm in the semi same boat though in that all I want is to move out, live in a comfortable house and be financially stable. I don't have to be filthy rich at this point.
I can't really live my life under my parents roof though.
>curve test scores
>volunteer for beach/river cleanups
>volunteer at Animal/homless shelters
>blitzed the fuck out on pot all day
>mfw smoked out astronomy/physics prof
>mfw smoked with arts professors even from CSULA
>mfw sucking one off
>set filters so it will only show dem hot daddies
>all of them are masc4masc
>all of them are dad4dad
>all of them are tops
mfw I will never have a satisfactory sex life with a dad4twinkson bottom daddy
>average look of a modern jew
you should go to /hm/, post a pic of a dick relevant to the particular thread with (and this is the important part) a mild hint that a female is in the same pic (her hand, her mouth, etc.).
Hilarity will ensue.
>tfw live in a quaint house in Notting Hill already
Its easier to achieve these kinds of goals when you don't spend your money on anything except for food and books.
student. heading to uni next year, but atm family pays my bills :^)
Sometimes I do some design work on the side tho - I have a pretty sweet relationship with a Belgian university who I make some shit for and get $$$ in return.
do you have oral herpes?
do you want oral herpes?
unemployed hs senior planning to major in unemployable non stem money pit degree
i should be doing schoolwork right now and i'm shitposting on gaygen instead
>tfw no rugby bf
Doing my masters in a medical field so I get paid to go to uni by the NHS in return for working for them when I graduate.
Tempted to get into domming or something to make extra money though because I can barely afford to live.
Someone be my cash slave/sugar daddy
from what I've heard, eat lots of fruit, esp pineapple and lots of celery.
my cum tastes horrid. if everything that is wrong in this world had a flavor, that's what my cum tastes like.
>It just doesn't really make you that strong
I know that. I was a tooth pick for years doing manual labor. lol
Most of the small guys I knew who did it were wiry and or hairy though.
Get any cool scars yet?
I design all the newspaper ads and brochures for a local media school I used to work for in an IT maintenance position
It's pretty sweet getting some extra cash just for fucking around with PhotoShop and InDesign every now and then, it usually takes me like 2 hours to make the stuff they want so the pay is about 100€/hour
A cat and two old dogs who will hopefully die soon.
oh well, I design some engineering stuff for them I mean.
mainly I just ask one of my friends who has a PhD in Physics to help me do it and then I keep all the money lol
pic related - my current project. I have to draw a schematic for a lil balloon's propulsion - they want to send it into the outer atmosphere.
I'm getting paid 750 bucks for it, but it will probably take me like 6-8 months to get my shit together so its not exactly a sustainable income.
2 Ficus elastica
1 Juniperus chinensis 'Spartan'
1 Ficus elastica 'Tineke' (dwarf)
1 Wisteria macrostachya 'Blue Moon'
1 Cycas revoluta
1 Rhamnus frangula (bonsai)
My other bonsai's died. ;_; and the other plants in the bowl aren't mine, but my sister's plants I'm trying to fix/ repot.
Oh my god, what an absolute homo.
are you sure he drinks alcohol/coffee?
some guys are weird about meeting at bars for a first encounter. you sound sort of apathetic though so he might have picked up that vibe too and dropped.
I met him at a club on Saturday. We spent half the night with making out and he texted me saying he wished I'd come home with him but I was staying with a friend.
He's 10 years older than me though so I think that might have scared him off considering I'm doing the chasing
SP's family in Canada own 5 pugs. We don't own any dogs, yet.
Watched Obama's thing earlier. Isn't it a little silly to leave government pushing for gun control?
I don't really disagree with background checks but it just seems to me this will fuck up the Clinton campaign?
who said democrats can't hate each other?
PFFF who is this annskellington anyways?
I bet he smells bad
hillary and obama weren't tight in 08, when obama got the nomination there was a serious WAVE of butthurt among hillary's camp, people don't remember that inner-party politics can be just as brutal as partisan ones.
Inner party politics can be a LOT more brutal than partisan politics.
But the majority of people don't see the Obama and Hillary camps they see the Democrat camp.
They choose the party before they choose the candidate.
hillary was on the one who started the jeremiah wright thing.
also notice how when hillary was secretary of state she did nothing except fly around the world? i bet obama told her ass to fuck off.
belami is in Slovakia, what to you expect
>find to hard
I've never really thought about it.
Your chubby little fingers don't have the dexterity to piece me together.
just keep on gaining. eventually you won't need pants b/c your belly and fat rolls will hide your unmentionables
>mfw skinnyfats think they have a nice ass because they are chubby so its big
god, large flabby asses are so gross
You're not very nice lately. Don't take your weight gain out on me.
You don't have to be that way.
You don't have to be a promiscuous faggot to be gay and have a good life.
You're taking the cowards option.
You have my sympathy, but don't come here insulting us because of YOUR insecurity. We're mostly fine with it. Go spread hate on /pol/.
I hope one day you realise, you might as well chill out and live the life you're given.
You know that place between your balls and your anus. Rub your finger on that line a couple times and then smell your finger afterward.
Be that as it may, bullying me is never okay.
We need to work together towards a better future with respect and love.
Fine, see if I care.
Curse of the lanklet. They all look like that without steroids, its just unfortunate genetics.
Whereas manlets can look crazy muscular natty and without much work, at the cost of their stature. Eg: Steve Raider, who is 5 foot 8.
imo the ideal height is about 5 foot 11 - a couple of inches taller than me, but still making it easy to get gains.
Grindr is not the only networking site and sex is not the be all and end all.
Focus on your career, get money, pick a qt who won't love you and will cheat and be just like a real hetero marriage.
Use casual parties and so on to link with nice guys.