When will it be acceptable for man to wear crop tops? Last

>>5497199
Hopefully never

>>5497199
When Mary quant is young again.

So never.

>>5497199

when they have a qt belly button

crop tops that don't belly button are gross

>>5497199
about the same time it becomes acceptable for men to act like flaming swishy faggots... so, never.

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RESPECT!

>>5497497
My frame is kind of like that, but I don't really have any "well developed" muscles.

implying it isnt

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when time machines becomes a reality and you can take a holiday in the 80s.

>>5497555
>says the flaming swishy fag

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>tfw awesome bubble butt

How to show off my best feature? I cant wear skinny jeans because I have beefy quadriceps, but I'm open to other suggestions.

>>5497562
When you walk, place one foot in front of the other as if you were balancing on a drawn up line.
When you bend down shoot your derriere out with a slight curve in your lumbar.

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>>5497199
>>5497547
>implying crop tops are needed for this

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>>5497559
I love how the crotch splits his nuts

>>5497584
really? you like the male camel toe?

>>5497540
just so you know, this image is photoshopped to shit

>>5497562
you don't need skinny jeans to show off your bum. Just go to a Levis store and try on a bunch of different cuts until you find the one that gives the most flattering result.

I will accept a picture of your butt in return for this advice.

>>5497538
hey fgt. missed yer

>>5497591
Yeah. It makes it easy to imagine them dangling over my face desu

>I'm a 16 year old virgin, that's normal, whatever
>I'm a 17 year old virgin, who cares, I'm pretty sure that guy's into me anyway
>I'm a 18 year old virgin and that guy was not into me at all
>I'm a 19 year old virgin and I don't even know any gays
>I'm a 20 year old virgin and this is not happening
I'm a 21 year old virgin, a 21 year old virgin, a 21 year old virgin

>>5497606

eh, why not
http://m.imgur.com/lPwke9s

thanks for the advice, buddy

>>5497567
The old bend and snap. Works every time.

>>5497693
Just advertise yourself as mint condition, never been opened. Some guys like virgins, for whatever reason.

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>tfw you see tripfags post out of their containment threads

this guy im seeing right now LITERALLY has the most sensitive nipples of any boy ive ever been with before, and they're super soft too.

like one light touch and he's whimpering and begging for the d, and if I squeeze them both he will grind into my dick so hard it kind of hurts

im usually the type that likes my buttons pushed but this is 2 much fun

>>5497717
Hotttt

>>5497713
WHO

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>>5497717
Fuck you.

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>>5497717

im pretty much the same i think. but i havent ever had a bf so im not sure.

When i masturbate i like to grab my pecs and squeeze them - is that normal?

>>5497616
Hey Freddie (I'm guessing). How have you been?

>>5497726
I always see maki on random boards.
Redread on fit
Ann i see on fraud


Where else does everyone go on here? Im going to try to say hey.

>>5497740

i lurk /plg/ but never post

sometimes i post in CBTs but only rarely

I also post in /sci/ a lot

>>5497739
King - so almost as good as Freddie. But not quite :-(

>>5497740
I'm a henc/hm/an and currently the oldest namefag on /hm/ until lolhitler makes a post. It's been a solid few months since he's been gone :(

>>5497737

i think it's a cliche in a lot of muscle porn/worship

do you lift?

>>5497740
/pol/
/r9k/

if /lgbt/ is the only board u go on u should probably leave and just go on reddit

>>5497767

Yeah. Still mostly dyel at the moment though.

>>5497763
You were the second person I considered. hows life been?

>>5497199
Never

Stop being a faggot and dress like a normal man

>>5497774
Errr got a few exams next week.
I'm trying to win over some boy but i think my attempts are in vain.
Fantasising about moving out but as a student that's not possible. I kinda feel like my life is on hold until I get my full independence back. But unfortunately I don't get paid, even when I'm working in the hospitals.

You?

>>5497713
I posted on /tg/ once

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good edition ngl

took this pic at my uni a while ago (it was 30 degrees outside)

>>5497804
I'm slowly growing older. So I'm (very very) slowly saying no to partying and chems.

So in essence, I'm having a small crisis in life where the gay death is slowly coming closer

>>5497693
It only feels bad to you now because you keep focusing on it, in reality it wouldn't be hard for you to stop thinking so much about it and better yourself. Don't stress it.
t. 32 year old virgin

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>>5497816

>tfw live in london and will never be able to comfortably fulfill my fantasy of wearing booty shorts to show off quads and glutes, and a croptop to show off abs + adonis belt

stoopid weather
;^;

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In all honesty WHY ARE YOU FUCKING VIRGINS?

That's why you spend so much time here but once you find someone in real life you forget about this shit.

>>5497199
Literally the only way it will ever be accepted is if it were brought into the mainstream from a celebrity of sorts. I mean look at metalheads, Judas Priest brought Gay BDSM wear into the public conscious.
But seeing how I've never seen gay celebrities wearing it, it'll never happen.

>>5497822
Ahhhhh tbf, from what I gather, you do it way more than me?
The md I had on Saturday made me back out though, but I had an amazing night so I'm not too bothered.

You can still party, just save it for more special occasions and less bored at home let's fuck and get high?

>>5497837
Got it, hold my beer.

>>5497832
It's not about virginity
It's about tfw nobf

Tfwbf rescued me from this place once. It's the only answer

>>5497832
because I am ugly but do not want to have sex with ugly people.

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>>5497740
The only other board I actively post on is /vg/, but I occasionally visit /jp/ if I'm in a 2hu mood, /tv/ if I'm looking for something to watch/discuss and /pol/ when shit's going down.
I used to like horror movie streams on /x/, and /vp/ back in its early days.

>>5497822
I know that feel. Gay death approaches.

>>5497854
this
but other ugly people didn't want to have sex with me either.

>>5497827
Just do it in a sexy dance for your bf :3c

>>5497854
If im considered attractive you really need to fix yourself.

>>5497827
Try living in the North.

>>5497199
Never, I hope. Most people have brain damage.
And fat people especially. They'll probably start thinking it suits them well and I don't want to see hairy bellies sticking out everywhere. Fat bellies especially.

>>5497740
pol, tv, int, co, o, trv, adv and biz.

>>5497862
We bring it on ouselves desu.

imagine how nice it would be to be incredibly good looking and thus have the world at your feet?

>>5497805
Nerd.

>>5497698
>Some guys like virgins, for whatever reason.
This. I've lost my virginity like three times. lol

>>5497897
Nice.

But I think I'll stay with my standard guy body rather than adore and wish to be another, probably arrogant, dude.

>>5497199
>giving a shit about what's "acceptable"
neurotypical detected

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Straight guy here
How do I get over the fact that homosexuality...isnt right even though I have a crush on a guy and keep thinking about him and checking my messages like a 14 year old girl?

>>5497897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azA3MhXq7-8

>>5497912
>gay
>typical

>>5497910
cute

post feet and dick

>>5497901
Fight me bitch tits

>>5497914
Kill yourself

>>5497914
It is right. Let the homosexuality FLOW through you. Only through it, you can achieve greater power than any straight person.

>>5497914
Accept that nothing is as pure as the love between two men and their dicks. Faggot.

>>5497914
go away evil fuck

>>5497945
I'm guessing you read his post wrong lol

>>5497956
no, i didnt

>>5497921
Meh..

I have the body of a twink but the hair of a man.

It hasn't held me back but I wouldn't say it is cute.

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>>5497914
smoke weed and then let him have his way with you

it'll be the most fun you've ever had, laughing in the dark

>>5497961
oh god it must be so cute

>>5497929
>Fight me bitch tits
Alright. But loser takes it in the butt.

Joking aside, /tg/ used to be my home board. I haven't been in a while.

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>>5497958
Savage

>>5497945
What

>>5497964
I don't smoke pot because im not a dreg on society but that sounds like a lot of fun really...


>>5497944
Mmmmmm

>>5497971
>it

Bitch please

>>5497974
Prepare to lose butt cherry
It's a decent board also as you don't go on wk40k/magic threads

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>>5497974
>>5497984
>/tg/
Bunch of fucking loser nerds, holy shit.

>>5497845
I'm going to miss my youthful gay days desu. But I've had one wild ride from 16 to 25, and I'm only slowly giving up. I don't want to go cold turkey (no pun intended) on my hedonistic homosexual lifestyle

>>5497862
At least we don't have to worry about the death that is having children

>>5497992
Fight me bitch tits

>>5497974
It's sad that so few guys in /gaygen/ had /hm/ as their home board before /lgbt/ was made

One would have thought people would have migrated from /hm/ to /lgbt/ in 2013

>>5498011
rugby pls

>>5497980
your body is an it

get over it

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>>5497979
>I don't smoke pot

>>5497984
>Prepare to lose butt cherry
lol
>It's a decent board also as you don't go on wk40k/magic threads
Or the alignment threads, or magical realm threads, or 99% of quest threads.

>>5497992
>Calling fa/tg/uys nerds
I thought more of you bully-kun. Do they not have like actual bullies in kiwi-land?

>>5498021
Be fair I thought you meant me

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>>5498023

YO
I DONT SMOKE WEED OR SESS
COZ ITS KNOWN TO GIVE A BROTHER BRAIN DAMAGE
AND BRAIN DAMAGE ON THE MIKE DONT MANAGE NUTHIN
BUT MAKING A SUCKER AND YOU EQUAL
DONT BE ANOTHER SEQUEL

EXPRESS YOURSELF

>>5497993
I ain't giving up my 25.
You're just weak haha
The people I was out with on sat were older then 25 and they smash it

>>5498005
/hm/ wasn't a good place before /lgbt/ was split off from it, I don't blame people for not wanting to be from there.

>>5497914
just remember to pay attention to his balls and boypussy when you go down on him. fags love having their balls sucked and assholes licked.

>>5498023

ah beat me to it

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>>5498000
I wouldn't want to embarrass you, mate. I'm quite tough.

>>5498025
>Calling me a filthy kiwi
This is the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me.

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>>5498023
>unironically thinks weed cures him of about fifty disorders he pretends to have

>>5498025
Yeah true
>>5498045
Sure

>>5498050
no I don't

I smoke because it's fun

>>5498065
You should try to stop being a piece of shit for your own sake tbqh.

>>5498065

weak willed unintelligent. The only acceptable drugs for smart people are amphetamines, in the unlikely occaision they need to work for a few days without a pause.

>>5498071
trip on hitler

>>5498071
Trip on me

>>5498080
lean on me

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>>5498057
Whatever, cunt. See you in the parking lot after school.

>>5498088
Taaake on meee

>>5498088
take on me

>>5498080
>>5498073

What is a trip?

>inb4 newfag

I'm new to this board, which harps on about trips the most.

>>5498088
We all need somebody to lean on

>>5498071
>not smoking weed while also on phets

>>5498088
You're a stoner so if you brush your teeth and let me have my way with you ill forgive your drug addiction tbqh.

>>5498094
Kill yourself

>>5498067
thanks bro :^)
>>5498071
I do speed if I'm attending a festival, just to be able to stomach all the other shit I take on those occasions

>>5498094
>hello newfriend.jpg
also, lurk just a little bit moar.

>>5498094
a name, like what I have instead of anonymous

>>5498100
What, me a stoner? I don't even drink. The only high I get is from chewing gum when I run.

>>5498112
Faggot.

>>5498005
>>5498036
Did /hm/ used to be more then a porn board?

>>5498090
>>5498091
>>5498096
>Gay singing hivemind

>>5498035
My ultimate goal is to somehow survive till 30 without getting HIV

Then marry bf and move to a quaint house in Notting Hill and spend life perfectly

why does FeelGood keep creating these threads?
>>5497379
>>5497098

>>5498112
Wtf does trip come from then?

Thanks

>>5498114
>chewing gum when I run.
Living life on the edge.

>>5498089
Grand I'll bring a knife
See how tough you are then

>>5498122

i didnt make those threads

lies + slander abound

>>5498117
It was supposed to be a porn board, but before /lgbt/ existed, all these awful shit threads on this board were being made on /hm/ instead. Completely miserable.

Also newfag detected.

>>5498114
You're going to choke and die. That's dumber than pot.

>>5498098
>>5498094
This is a trip. Well actually a name but same thing. You can tell because she puts her name "5652"in the name section of the post reply.

They are looked down upon because they provide no real discussion. Bring unneeded attention to themselves as evidenced here and generally just retards.

>>5498122
is feelgood the guy who got on a date with some rich saudi guy and then suddenly spawned a bottomless pit of spaghetti

>>5498117
>Gay singing hivemind

>>5498118
>somehow survive till 30 without getting HIV
>somehow survive
>somehow

I was a little saddened and cringed ever so slightly at both these posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg

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>>5498127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

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>>5498130
suuuure you didn't.

>>5498132
im a boy

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>>5498132
>she

>>5498125
I'm happy.

>>5498132
We all gonna die from something.

>>5498134
idk, I missed that one.

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>>5498114
>>5498132
>>5498100
>>5498071
>>5498065
>tfw all my firends got lean/sober and i'm just here drinking in the afternoon to get through the day

>>5498117
/hm/ has never really been a porn board. There was too many advice, LGBT, first time story, spammed meme (Disturbia, Ellen, pizzaface), sauce threads for it to be considered a proper porn board such as /s/ or /hc/. So I always considered /hm/ to be what /gaygen/ would be if we had a whole board. It would be filled with porn, with lots of discussion.

Only now has moderation been tightened that there's less babable content and it's slowly on its way to being a porn board. But it'll never be the same again because 90% of the oldest oldfags left because of Disturbia :(

>>5498165
it might've been some other guy and not feelgood i just remember it being really pathetic even for gaygen standards so it stuck in my memory

if it wasnt u feelgood im sorry for slandering you and if it was lol

>>5498118
Jyyyyyynx don't chat like that.
Just be safe. Hopefully prep will be available soon.

But HIV is preventable so don't act like its inevitable.

I'm in the semi same boat though in that all I want is to move out, live in a comfortable house and be financially stable. I don't have to be filthy rich at this point.
I can't really live my life under my parents roof though.

>>5498138
Yes in hindsight it is a laughable and saddening post. I think I'll log off and reevaluate my life

>>5498131
>Also newfag detected.
Got me there. I never went because if figured /hm/ was all masc gay porn.

>>5498170
Disturbia?

>>5497979
>Dreg
HAHAHA faggot
>be me
>UCLA fag
>curve test scores
>volunteer for beach/river cleanups
>volunteer at Animal/homless shelters
>blitzed the fuck out on pot all day
>mfw smoked out astronomy/physics prof
>mfw smoked with arts professors even from CSULA
>mfw sucking one off

>>5498194
you have soap?
you have washcloth?
wash your ass

>>5498170
/hm/ is basically "post big dicks" the board.

>>5498144
You Aussie bringing cutlery to a knife fight

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>download grindr
>set filters so it will only show dem hot daddies
>all of them are masc4masc
>all of them are dad4dad
>all of them are tops

mfw I will never have a satisfactory sex life with a dad4twinkson bottom daddy

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>>5498169
>average look of a modern jew

>>5498196
>>5498194
>>5498157
Why are you posting without a trip rugby?

>>5498194
Vinegar?

Usually when my hands smell like pot I pick off an herb from the garden and rub it between my fingers. Rub icy hot; should smell minty desu

>>5498195
you should go to /hm/, post a pic of a dick relevant to the particular thread with (and this is the important part) a mild hint that a female is in the same pic (her hand, her mouth, etc.).

Hilarity will ensue.

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>>5498194
Just get an enema from the store.

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>>5498118

>tfw live in a quaint house in Notting Hill already

Its easier to achieve these kinds of goals when you don't spend your money on anything except for food and books.

>tfw just realized that i will never be happy because i keep moving the goalposts on what constitutes happiness
who /unrealisticstandards/ here

what does /gaygen/ do for a living?

>>5498209
>Masc4masc
>implying they're not actually fem4fem

>>5498222
I suck dicks at the gym

>>5498217
So your parents set you up? Congrats

>>5498153
>im a boy
Shhhh. Now put on your dress and get dinner ready.

>>5498208
It's not his fault.l New Zealand has very strict gun control laws.

>>5498196
with this information it's not hard to find out who you are.

>>5498223
Ill let you shit in my mouth for 100 dollars.

>>5498222

student. heading to uni next year, but atm family pays my bills :^)


Sometimes I do some design work on the side tho - I have a pretty sweet relationship with a Belgian university who I make some shit for and get $$$ in return.

So...

Any tips for making my cum taste better?

n-no homo...

>>5498222
Trips

I'm a construction worker, hopeful future writer
>>5498228
Goddamn kiwis

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>>5498226
what gym?
do you have oral herpes?
do you want oral herpes?

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>>5498222
unemployed hs senior planning to major in unemployable non stem money pit degree

i should be doing schoolwork right now and i'm shitposting on gaygen instead

>>5498221
Mankind wasn't meant to be happy.

>>5498222
Shitpost on 4chan, and cam whore.

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>>5498211
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>tfw no rugby bf

>>5498222
I work early mornings at a hotel. Trying to find a night desk job so I won't have to do shit. All I really want in life is to be a housewife.

>>5498235

pineapples, innit

>>5498222
Doing my masters in a medical field so I get paid to go to uni by the NHS in return for working for them when I graduate.

Tempted to get into domming or something to make extra money though because I can barely afford to live.
Someone be my cash slave/sugar daddy

>>5497547
What is a qt bellybutton look like?

>>5498238
>I'm a construction worker,
Really? For how long? lol

>>5498249

are you /fit/?

>>5498222

undergrad degree in physics

>>5498235
from what I've heard, eat lots of fruit, esp pineapple and lots of celery.
my cum tastes horrid. if everything that is wrong in this world had a flavor, that's what my cum tastes like.

>>5498230
I'm clearly anon

>>5498235
This desu >>5498248

Avoid bitter things beforehand (day before or morning of) and smoking. Meat will make it bitter. Tea might help if you drink that often

>>5498255
I oly lift.
Fat since Christmas. Cardio is gonna be smashed out after exams then I'll hopefully reach my goals

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>>5498208
We're pretty wacky like that.

>>5498228
>>5498238
FUCK YOU. FUCK BOTH OF YOU.

>>5498226
I go to law school and study to become a diplomat.

>>5498254
A few years on and off
It just doesn't really make you that strong

>>5498235
Fruit=good taste
Smoking=bad taste

>>5498278
Would still ravage

>>5498253

one you can stick the tip of your finger in, innies

outies are ugly

>>5498284
Name on Ann
And thanks

What are your pets /gaygen/?

>>5498292
Sorry, desu

>>5498269
>im clearly anon
So you're lying about everything like all anonymous do.

>>5498295

cat called Mitsy
Dog called poppy
Rock called Herbert
fish called Cuthbert
slavetwink called Darren

>>5498295
PEEVES

>>5498295
just a cat

>>5498278
>It just doesn't really make you that strong
I know that. I was a tooth pick for years doing manual labor. lol

Most of the small guys I knew who did it were wiry and or hairy though.

Get any cool scars yet?

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>>5498232
you too?

I design all the newspaper ads and brochures for a local media school I used to work for in an IT maintenance position

It's pretty sweet getting some extra cash just for fucking around with PhotoShop and InDesign every now and then, it usually takes me like 2 hours to make the stuff they want so the pay is about 100€/hour

>>5498307
wat
>>5498305
cute names

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>>5498295
A cat and two old dogs who will hopefully die soon.

>>5498295
a femboy wearing nothing but a collar, wrist and arm restraints and possibly a chastity cage.
>oc, haven't found one yet...

>>5498289
Why would you stick your finger in? It'll annoy them

Straight alpha here

I want to message him again but im going to wait for him to message.


Its the alpha way of getting bp.

>>5498304
You choose what to believe
I have truths and I have exaggerations and total b8 posts

Sue me

>>5498327
>straight
>alpha
Pick neither

>>5498309
No, I'm just a roofer dragging copper and slates up ladders
>>5498301
Nothing to be sorry about

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>>5498313

oh well, I design some engineering stuff for them I mean.

mainly I just ask one of my friends who has a PhD in Physics to help me do it and then I keep all the money lol

pic related - my current project. I have to draw a schematic for a lil balloon's propulsion - they want to send it into the outer atmosphere.

I'm getting paid 750 bucks for it, but it will probably take me like 6-8 months to get my shit together so its not exactly a sustainable income.

>>5498338
I couldn't be who you wanted ;_;

>>5498334
>You skinny
>you being rich

Pick neither tub tubs

>>5498346
Everyone is good in there own way not Ann
It's cool
I like most body types desu

>>5498304
Hey bb, don't listen to what they say. .

>>5498338
>Nothing to be sorry about
>Wanting to sex up a potato
Pretty shameful to be honest.

>>5498350
Who are the hot trips?
I want to go through the archive and jack off.

>>5498362

annskellington
mostlyhomo
jupp + sp
reddreadrevolver
heron
that one anon from last week

>>5498362
me

the guy I asked out for a drink earlier today hasn't replied so I'm assuming the worst and that he doesn't like me that much.

First person I've asked on a date ever.
Sad times

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>>5498295
2 Ficus elastica
1 Juniperus chinensis 'Spartan'
1 Ficus elastica 'Tineke' (dwarf)
1 Wisteria macrostachya 'Blue Moon'
1 Cycas revoluta
1 Rhamnus frangula (bonsai)

My other bonsai's died. ;_; and the other plants in the bowl aren't mine, but my sister's plants I'm trying to fix/ repot.

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>>5498362
There are none.

>>5498360
Yeah but you live in carnal sin so for you it's ok

>>5498362
Ann
Feel good
Heron
Me (ofc)
Red dread
Sludge

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>>5498374
Oh my god, what an absolute homo.

>>5498362
Me but I cba to trip anymore

>>5498374
Cool!

My only plants are a few in my geckos' tanks.

>>5498385

hey me too

which trip are you?

>>5498371
>>5498382
Wooo! Top of the list!
>tfw the list is alphebetical.

>Nobody said me
>mfw im happy in forgotten

>>5498373

are you sure he drinks alcohol/coffee?
some guys are weird about meeting at bars for a first encounter. you sound sort of apathetic though so he might have picked up that vibe too and dropped.

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>>5498384
>>5498374
I forgot my little cactus Schlumbergera truncata

>>5498362
booger

>>5498390
You were just the last trip I saw posting

>>5498394
I met him at a club on Saturday. We spent half the night with making out and he texted me saying he wished I'd come home with him but I was staying with a friend.
He's 10 years older than me though so I think that might have scared him off considering I'm doing the chasing

>>5498387
I use to have much much more plants but some died because the apartment we lived in was on the bottom level so they never got enough sunlight/ cold temperatures.

>>5498405
i thought you guys owned a pug

>>5498412

wait a few days and maybe give it a last ditch effort. at least you got kisses anon.

>>5498341
sheesh at least buy your physics bro a drink every now and then

anyway, design is design, and you still seem like a pretty cool guy

>>5498362
ayy lmao

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>>5498419
SP's family in Canada own 5 pugs. We don't own any dogs, yet.

>>5498410
I still appreciate a well alphabetized list. lol

>>5498451
Fair enough

>>5498430
Silver linings eh?

I don't wanna blab it all out again because I did it earlier in another gaygen thread. But we'll see I guess. I think he's cute af

>>5498362
Hitler

>>5498437
so you're sayin you like 5652, niq, & swede?

>>5498389
I already said earlier in this thread. I'll let you do some detective work - fun times

President Trump might actually be a thing now.

but honestly he wouldn't be worse than bush.

>>5498360
I'd like to ravage Potato Anon with Rugby behind me
>degeneracy

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>>5498478
no one cares shut the fuck up

>tfw ripped another pair of pants today
>this time at work
i'm going to kill myself

>>5498371
>gg thinks im hot

>>5498382
>this just in: irish still mad as hell and h8n like bacon

>>5498486
Rugby is the only trip I'd let fuck me. The rest are bottoms in my mind.

>>5498490
im trying to derail the thread bitch.

move along.

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>>5498469
I know I do :^)

>>5498478
Or Shillery. But I really want that Jew cock from ol bernie. Oh goim!

>>5498478
Watched Obama's thing earlier. Isn't it a little silly to leave government pushing for gun control?

I don't really disagree with background checks but it just seems to me this will fuck up the Clinton campaign?

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>>5498501

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>>5498469
ayy lmao

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>>5498510
who said democrats can't hate each other?

>>5498486
Oh my, fair play
>>5498499
Just because you didn't make the list

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PFFF who is this annskellington anyways?
I bet he smells bad

There are a lot of trips here

>>5498522
holy fuck thats exactly what i was thinking right now

"i bet annskellington stinks"

:0

>>5498522
someone post annskellington's cock, the imgur link no longer works

>>5498510
hillary and obama weren't tight in 08, when obama got the nomination there was a serious WAVE of butthurt among hillary's camp, people don't remember that inner-party politics can be just as brutal as partisan ones.

>>5498527
Yaaaah, what is even so special about him? GOD

>>5498498
Post hole(s)

>>5498500
Same tbqh. I'd flip with some but mostly I'd want control. I'd let Rugz handle it.

>>5498498
stop getting fat fudgepuppy

but also don't kill yourself qt

why are all the guys in gay porn so nasty?

i have more straight porn than gay porn on my computer because gay porn with good looking guys is find to hard especially belami porn.

>>5498532
Inner party politics can be a LOT more brutal than partisan politics.

But the majority of people don't see the Obama and Hillary camps they see the Democrat camp.

They choose the party before they choose the candidate.

>>5498514
Ayyyyy lmao

>>5498520
No ur just a poopy butt

>>5498546
Because they all look like homos

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>>5498449
>SP's family in Canada own 5 pugs
No wonder he turned out the way he did. Pugs are fatposters in canine form.

>>5498498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu7q8f9Zpho

>>5498546
I like nasty looking guys desu

>>5498532
hillary was on the one who started the jeremiah wright thing.

also notice how when hillary was secretary of state she did nothing except fly around the world? i bet obama told her ass to fuck off.

I don't think I could love my boyfriend if he starts balding

Anyone feel the same way?

Who are the worst posters here?

>>5498560
No your a poopy butthead
>>5498573
Not me
Mostly homo

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>>5498546
belami is in Slovakia, what to you expect
aslo,

>find to hard
someone's dyslexic

>>5498573
you

>>5498573
Richtwink

Anons

>>5498579
*you're

>>5498573
Irish, clearly

>>5498544
it's between my legs and only about as big as like
my pinky finger
but still this is a blow to my self esteem

>>5498545
idk why i'm so disgusting
i work out a lot
and i've been eating better

>>5498546
i feel like there's lots of porn qts

>>5498561
what happened to you make you this way

>>5498593
No your poopy butthead is showing

Which posters here have the ability to fly?

>>5498605
If Ann gets bf and leaves this place will you let me love you?

>>5498612
No because I'll be his bf
Well maybe but Ann will have to sign off on it

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>>5498595
I've never really thought about it.

>>5498612
Anns a failed straight male.

>>5498624
who isn't

>>5496999

Yus.

>>5497157

I dooo.

>>5498624
trip on booger

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Russians on suicide watch

>>5498623
i want to fix you

>>5498606
sinners cant fly, anon

>>5498606
>2016
>not flying

You all are disgusting. This is unnatural. I could never imagine myself with the same gender. It's just sick and abnormal. Go rot in hell, faggots.

>>5498638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5aF3aN60qY

>>5498595
keep eating better but eat less

>>5498645
it's not the same gender if one of us is wearing a skirt sweetie :*

>>5498645
Every human should have a dick in their ass at least two times in their life

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>>5498645
>Go rot in hell
that's the plan

>>5498664
>tfw no hot demon bf

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>>5498636
Your chubby little fingers don't have the dexterity to piece me together.

>>5498659
You don't wear clothes made for the other gender, that's just fucking ridiculous.
>>5498660
No, you defecate from there. That's fucking disgusting.
>>5498664
Good, you will pal. Definitely.

>>5498657
there's a part of me that's all
muscle is heavier than fat :^)
but who knows
i think maybe i've just finally hit puberty

>>5498522
>>5498527
I don't smell. I showered two months ago. I used soap and everything.

>>5498632
Hahaha, it hurts.

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>>5498595
just keep on gaining. eventually you won't need pants b/c your belly and fat rolls will hide your unmentionables

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>>5498678
wrong fix buddy

>>5498691
reeeee

>>5498645
>visiting /lgbt/
>thinks he's straight

>>5498645
that's why I have a crush on booger and also want an FtM bf.

>>5498702
No, I have certain thoughts and it makes me hate myself. I hate my non-existant future and I am going to kill myself because of it.

>>5498624
It's p endearing if you think about it

>>5498618
Let's try to be realistic here

>>5498708
fucking a dude in the butt is still a future

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>mfw skinnyfats think they have a nice ass because they are chubby so its big

god, large flabby asses are so gross
http://i.imgur.com/f8LtEbv.jpg

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>>5498681
But i wanted to smell your musky crotch

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>>5498696
You're not very nice lately. Don't take your weight gain out on me.

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>>5498696
>wrong fix buddy
i lol'd tbqhfam

>>5498708
You don't have to be that way.

You don't have to be a promiscuous faggot to be gay and have a good life.

You're taking the cowards option.

You have my sympathy, but don't come here insulting us because of YOUR insecurity. We're mostly fine with it. Go spread hate on /pol/.

I hope one day you realise, you might as well chill out and live the life you're given.

>>5498719
you're not nice first

>>5498717
>musky crotch
Where does musk become bo?

I shower at least once a day, and i'm terrified I stink. lol

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>>5498748
You know that place between your balls and your anus. Rub your finger on that line a couple times and then smell your finger afterward.

I wonder if that dude that has a crush on me is still here that always posted my pictures out of nowhere....

I wanted to make him cum over skype tbqh....now im not single tho tbqh...

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>>5498732
Be that as it may, bullying me is never okay.

We need to work together towards a better future with respect and love.

>>5498572
Jupp

>>5498748
musk is good when it's fresh
it's gross when it's all stale and old
you're probably fine if you're showering every day

>>5498771
i wanted to bully you real hard
by holding your hand and stuff
but you've ruined it

>>5498748
I wouldnt worry, i bet your musk is very healthy.

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>>5498781

>hitting on someone this clumsily

nu Fred dikhedz

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>>5498780
Fine, see if I care.

>>5498770
and you are?

how come every guy i've hooked up with who's 6'4"+ has been skinnyfat
like they'll be a normal weight and waste size for their height but they'll have saggy moobs and a flabby gut

>>5498770
no, he want to live with his tulpa in a cave to live on roots and rainwater.

>>5498780
>musk is good when it's fresh
is it really?
I kinda hate it when I can smell ppl or myself, even if they don't stink.

>>5498706
what the hell
>>5498711
the thought alone is disgusting
>>5498729
>You don't have to be a promiscuous faggot to be gay and have a good life.
then give me some tips and advice

>>5498762
I'll just have to fing a qt to shove down there, and he can tell me what he thinks. lol

>>5498770
>now im not single tho tbqh
Biscum pls go

>>5498804
What about tulpas?

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>>5498803

Curse of the lanklet. They all look like that without steroids, its just unfortunate genetics.

Whereas manlets can look crazy muscular natty and without much work, at the cost of their stature. Eg: Steve Raider, who is 5 foot 8.

imo the ideal height is about 5 foot 11 - a couple of inches taller than me, but still making it easy to get gains.

>>5498807
A little smell is awesome. Especially hair. Hair is delicious. 3 day stank is p much never acceptable

>>5498788
Why would i need to flirt with someone to smell their boner?

>>5497199
new thread: >>5498818

>>5498780
>>5498781
How common is a musk fetish? It seems like most of the bottoms I've talked to have one.

>>5498824
When I took this 6'8 guy's shirt off he literally had moobs
he should've kept it on, he looked normal underneath