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cold out edition
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crayon pop
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good double
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maisie
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Jun desu hahaha
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does "she" still post here?
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cara (on the t shirt)
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EXCLUSIVE new Kyary instrumentals from my informants in the field. Recorded fresh from standing in the queue of the Kyary ride:
https://youtu.be/nhGY77VL0bQ
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>>53836911
dont think i want a gf anymore lads
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>>53837033
shagged her the other week
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Who /benzobuddy/ here
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Azusa Nakano (my waifu)
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>>53837033
had to unironically hide this post
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>>53837082
don't know what that is
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>>53837091
i heard she likes yanks
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>>53837031
>tfw you'll never be Rocco
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>>53837070
shagged her for a good 2 hours?
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just caught my mate smoking a spliff with his bird on the walk back from the shop haha
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VERY IMPORTANT /BRIT/ POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6586803
http://strawpoll.me/6586803
http://strawpoll.me/6586803
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>>53837091
hahahahaha very nice lmao.
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>>53837033
how do we know she ever posted here
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>>53837131
about 30 minutes desu
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>>53837107

one of our esteemed benzodiazependine dependent /brit/ posters
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>>53837142
fucking screamer
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>>53837128
Silly yank, nobody likes yanks
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>>53837134
caught some pikey runt sitting on the railway bridge stairs rolling up some spice actually sniggered at the pathetic cunt as i passed by
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>>53837142
lmaoing@ivan
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>>53837128
I like a good yank 2bh
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lads support /brit/
https://poal.me/cudijb
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>im so weak willed I'm dependant on chemical substances
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>>53837167
I dabble, I dabble.
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This general is absolute shite
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>>53837205
>synthetic weed
disgusting
>>53837216
delete this
>>53837279
FOM
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>>53837142
results i agree with, nice
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>>53837243

that nigga needs more sleep
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>>53837243
Hows the stamp collection coming along m8?
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me irl
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>>53837279
couldn't agree with you more
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>>53837294
sorry
have this instead
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>>53837142
VERY good votes lads cant stand scottcucks
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Is Juicy J the most influential artist of our generation?
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flipping off a picture of the queen
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Unironically love you all
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i shipped on board of a liverpool liner
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>>53837396
no desu
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>>53837408
>yanks are this obsessed
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>>53837358
>mfw
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I picked up a poo in primary school
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Good evening fellow Britons.

I am a Brit as well.
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Cara
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
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Might do a cheeky cum tribute vid but with a pic of the queen
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>>53837358
average welshmans car
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>>53837471
did it have a good day?
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>>53837358

>a sheep
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how bad are the bantz gonna be when the queen dies?
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>>53837492
do black people realize nobody outside of their race can tell them apart anyway
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>>53837426
We trippy mane
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>>53837483
C H O O N
H
E
W
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>>53837540
>implying any of us will outlive the queen
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>>53837483
you posted this in the instasync a while ago, that was enough. Once a decade maybe.
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>>53837540
she's gonna die in a terrorist attack, screencap this post.

NSA disclaimer: I am not a terrorist, just a garden variety shitposter. this post is for entertainment only not investment purposes
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>pakis in the kitchen again cooking their fucking disgusting food
fucking hate them and this fucking smell
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>>53837549
But that's Pepe
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can the yanks in this thread fo
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>>53837478
alri my son
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>>53837540
>Charles will be made king and usher in a new caliphate

>>53837602
stop stalking me you creep
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>>53837629
hate when a paki stands near me on the train
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>>53837091
good post haha (haha!)
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retaking an exam on thursday but i've got no motivation, was meant to be revising these past two days but i've probably done about two hours work total

did exactly the same thing last time and i failed, not sure how to feel aha
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>refresh thread
>no new posts
>open catalog
>ctrl-f /brit/
>4 new posts
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Only went and cooked an octopus for tea.
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I have awoken furious.

Furious about the BANKERS BONUSES
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NEW UPDATED /BRIT/ POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6586947

http://strawpoll.me/6586947

http://strawpoll.me/6586947
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don't forget to vote ladz cant let the non anglos win

https://poal.me/cudijb
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>>53837654
any self-respecting brit does
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>something about trump come son news
>mum rages on about how he should be banned
>tell her she's just as bad as him for wanting to ban people for their beliefs
>she says it's different and not to tar everyone with the same brush
>continues to say trump is as bad as the nazis
>tell her it was the muslim palestinian leader who pressured Hitler into killing the jews
>tell her that if she was raped in a muslim country she would be stoned to death for adultery under the law that all muslims support
>she storms off slamming doors
What the fuck is wrong with women
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-people-are-proud-of-colonialism-and-the-british-empire-poll-finds-a6821206.html

WHAT

BLOODY

RACISTS
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>>53837702
Maybe you should be a banker m8
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>cooked an octopus for tea
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>>53837703

Irish posters
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>>53837724
>>tell her it was the muslim palestinian leader who pressured Hitler into killing the jews


lol ok sure kid
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http://strawpoll.me/6586966
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Imagine being born a paki

Imagine waking up and looking in the mirror each morning and realise that you have been born an inferior race and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
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>>53837703
voted scotland and poorthern ireland
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>do dustman's blow in public
>come homr
>find snot all over shoulder
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Fuck brits
Fuck this general
Fuck the queen
Fuck australia
Fuck the uk
Fuck you
Fuck the brits

Ur a disgrace to the world
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>>53837762
Nice try Abu Al-Palestine
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48 hours in Copenhagen tbqh
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>>53837727
too bloody right
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>>53837775
why isnt hand an option
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>>53837780
>wake up
>not a paki
phew, thank god for that
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Hair's getting a tad long, not sure what to do with it. Think I'll leave it be for now, don't like that weird feeling you get when you cut your hair shorter when it's cold out
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>>53837806
nice try Himmler

>I was forced to by muslims
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>>53837780
>but at least you have the queen
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>>53837703
>vote for every region except mine
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>>53837835
I do not meme
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>>53837799
If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.
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This post was predestined
>>53837883
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>>53837775
>no 'J-pop star'

What the fuck kind of poll is this?
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>>53837799
good post
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>>53837727
Some day soon we will reclaim the title "United Kingdom of Britain and IRELAND" and then we will make you go through a potato famine 2.0
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>>53837799

>Finland

lol
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>>53837775

She's a student
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>>53837879
iktf
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my gf
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Explain yourselves right now, cucks
>>53837646
>>53837646
>>53837646
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>>53837879
can't I be real for one moment
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>>53837799
I agree lol
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>>53837919
fuck off wop
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is there anywhere I can escape the coming islamapocalypse?
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New Zealand is literally Chad: The Country
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>>53837920
BE REAL SON
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What's a good cheap laptop
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why are there so many northerners in Benidorm?
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>>53837916
delete this
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>>53837872

So DO say something nasty then?
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>>53837910
of what
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>>53837780
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>>53837946
glorious Trump America
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>>53837950
pretty sure chad is literally chad: the country
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>>53837950
Anybody else lmao when they see all the white dudes do the Hakka?

Why doesn't the other team start dancing back at them imo
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>>53837896
>tfw the EU keep feeding them potatos
REEEEEEEEE
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>>53837780
would rather be poleaboo than idris elba
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>>53837967
If you can get a cheap one on eBay, ThinkPad X220.
Or a HP Elitebook 8470p
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>>53837981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wui-PNqJrxs

From bambi desu
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My girlfriend
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>>53838014
VERY predictable response
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>>53837988

Mechatronics
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>>53837946
eastern europe
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>>53838005
How are the polls? Is trump gaining support? Would he welcome a proud trump supporter whose traitorous countrymen banned him from Britain?
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tesco midget gems are HORRIBLE
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>>53837974
turn your flag back on sershlad
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>>53837946
go to one of the sandy countries, there won't be any of them left there soon
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>>53837838
need a natalia gf
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>>53838070
pls gib cutie girl 2 me
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>tesco midget gems
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hello
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>>53838061
Literally why?

>>53838078
>tfw no michelle jenneke gf
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>>53838067

Wouldn't have remembered something so obscure t bh
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reminder that literally every area that either didn't or couldn't resist the Muslims became Muslim

Reminder that the Christian East was the cosmopolitan developed urban area and they largely let the Muslims in without much of a fight do to petty political infighting with the government/institutions
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>>53838070
CYKA
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Lads can someone redpill me on The Falklands?

I feel like it'd be a really cute place to move to one day. Is a viable option? what are the people like? is it hard to sustain yourself?
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>>53838138
fuck off, cunt
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>>53838078
>engineering
be proud
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Why is this thread even called /brit/, all I see is American, Dutch and New Zealand flags.

Also, anyone got some advice on how to stop drinking every single day? I just cant help myself, I need something to ease the nerves and I cant get my hands on any weed on a consistant basis. How do you even get a reliable dealer these days?
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>>53837896
LE IRISH AND LE POTATOES HAHAHA

FUCK OFF MOHAMMAD YOU MAD BECAUSE POTATOES ARE HALAL YOU CUNT

IRISH MADE THE BRITISH EMPIRE BUT GOT NOTHING

800 YEARS OF GENOCIDE WE WERE TREATED WORSE THAN JEWS IN NAZI GERMANY

GENOCIDE GREAT FAMINE CROMWELLIAN PLANATATIONS 60% OF OUR POPULATIO MASSACRED

The vastly greater size of the Irish population relative to the population of Great Britain, compared to the 20th century. In 1800, Ireland's population was eight million, not far below the population of England at ten million, a ratio of 1:1.25. By 1900 this ratio had fallen astonishingly to 1:12. The immediately pre- and post-1900 enlistment was proportionately very high

By the end of the 18th century and the beginning of the 19th century, well over one-third of the military forces of the British Army consisted of Irishmen

>In 1845, the onset of the Great Irish Famine resulted in over 2,000,000 deaths. Turkish Sultan declared his intention to send 10,000 sterling to Irish farmers but Queen Victoria requested that the Sultan send only 1,000 sterling, because she had sent only 2,000 sterling. The Sultan sent the 1,000 sterling but also secretly sent 10 warships secretly full of food. The English tried to block the ships, but the food arrived Drogheda harbor and was left there by Turkish Sailors

The Black's were oppressed for 200 years we were oppressed for 800 years and more
Statues of Kilkenny meant Gaelic language couldn't be used, Irish couldn't marry English, Celtic laws and practices repelead and this was in fucking 1200s the first of its kind its comparable to the laws the nazis passed in 1930s against jews

For the next 400 years Irish we're genocided during the planatstions 60% of this islands population was massacred, raped, killed like cows

Then we dont even get our own island come independence

WE STILL DON'T EVEN HAVE OUR OWN ISLAND NORTHERN IRELAND AS TAKEN FROM US
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>>53838131
my girlfriend
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>>53837724
my mum got in an argument with my leftie cuck brother and had a rant about how all the """""""refugees"""""""" are just economic migrants and said bangladeshi immigrants will never be british the other week while having dinner 2bh
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>>53838099
nobody fucking knows. leftists say WOW BERNIE IS WINNING ITS A LANDSLIDE DON'T BELIEVE THE RIGHT'S LIES!!!!!!!!!!!! and the right says the exact opposite. I don't fucking care. we have no agency in this shitty fucking nigger kike government. everyone who votes is a moron. Trump is not beholden to anyone because he's independently wealthy but the kikes will never let him win. Dude is probably crazy anyway and America would likely be terrible under him, it's sad when only an insane tan gargoyle has the right idea about immigration
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>live in a farming village in the middle of nowhere
>set up a tinder
>no one for miles
>suddenly an American girl matches with me
>tells me she is lost and needs help
>asks me to pick her up
>sent the police instead

Did I do the right thing lads?
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>>53838223
Is she going to get arrested?
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>>53838146

She's Flip/Chinese but with a local accent, lived here pretty much all her life.

>>53838178

I am t bh

She still thinks I'm smarter than her but in reality I think I'm just well read. She's more capable than I am
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[D-Walker beeps] Infiltration mode.
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my girlfriend
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see the drink in my cup that's way too much
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>>53838171
it's fucking freezing
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>>53838146
>famous on /brit/
>neetlyfe
>spying on qts
why dyou think
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>>53838070
wood berries
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>>53838171
its literally just some penguins and a military base
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>>53838237
How come they can say cracker but we can't say nigger?
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>>53838237
>this ugly short cunt is a British celeb
lol
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Nothing Hitler did was morally wrong.
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@53838250
FONT
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>>53838189
You sound a bit upset
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Just had a stroke because all I put in my body are eggs and coffee
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>>53838307

white people aren't bitter subhumans
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BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BANG
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>brother just got offered a job at a massive law firm offering him 120k a year
>I only make 55k

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53838307
Niggas be putting us down m8
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>>53838249
Tbh I think its a fake profile.

Not sure why they'd want to lure a hairy, over weight dairy farmer with more guns than teeth though.
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>>53838223
How to cockblock yourself: A guide by Austria

TbH it was probably a ruse, you did good to not get yourself killed or raped lad.
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>>53838307
because we are the whip crackers
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can't tell if he's canadian or english
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>>53838376
kill him out of envy
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shopping time lids
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anyone here have a gf?
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/brit is now officially an American clay
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fuck norway
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>>53838189
oh ireland, never change
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I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
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>>53838439
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>>53836966
Cara is gorgeous
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>>53838189
nice copy pasta, the Irish aren't synonymous with "Potatoes" for no reason it seems ;^^))))
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>>53838261
...I thought it was hot. Isn't Argentina hot?

>>53838303
nah nah because they have a referendum whether to stay British every so often don't they
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>>53838439
fuck off, cunt
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>>53838498
all me
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>>53838487
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>>53838376
is he younger or older? ill probably gas myself if my younger brother turns out to be more successful than me 2bh
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>>53838439
>spend any time what so ever on 4chan
>gf
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>>53838528
hes older thankfully.
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Watching Joe Rogans podcast again lads
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>>53838498
Bit gay
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>>53838498
seen it a million times
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Birra Moretti 660ml for £1.50, get on that!
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>>53838498

you gay?
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>ive helped loads of brits with research chems

this memester has ruined dozens of lives
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>>53838570
where mate?
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>>53838497
But this place is taken by Belorussians.
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>>53838223
>>53838390
Austrian normies out
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>>53838494
I would like a girl who listens and who I can talk about things with.

Also cuddles.
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my gf
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>>53838591
One Stop
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>>53838532

She browses 4chan now

At first I didn't like it because she naturally went onto /int/ first. I felt like I no longer had a place I could freely speak my mind and get away from her etc

Fortunately she now only browses /adv/, /wg/ and /r9k/ (to laugh at them)
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>>53838612
bit gay
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>its a normies being loud in the most quiet zone of the library episode
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>>53838390
>more guns than teeth
I hope you mean you own >32 guns. or >28 if you had your wisdom teeth pulled
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As a muslim I am very much looking forward to charles reading verses from the Holy Qu'ran at his coronation
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>>53807021
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>>53838615
nice one x
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>>53838614
shes fucking banging

would marry/10
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>>53838578
maybey :3

*sucks your willy*
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>>53838612
Nigga you gay
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>>53838654
There is a special place in hell reserved for people like that
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Making some cheeki fajitas lads
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Just watched the episode of Community where Troy leaves

Tears welling up tbqh. Feel a bit gay because of it.
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>>53838614
Where did you get that photo of my gf?
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>>53838652
>>53838688
no
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>>53838614
7/10 would be higher but resting bitch face
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hello I am from the exotic location known as "California" AMA
>>
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
>>
>>53838713

looks fucking well shit mate.
>>
>>53838713
Enchiladas are better
>>
>But first, let's talk about parallel universes.
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>53838735
I would have asked you if all Californians were attention seekers but you've answered that with this question
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>>53838615
>one stop
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>>53838735
Why, if your state is essentially a desert, do you insist on subsidising farmers who grow almonds and broccoli - both plants that require absolutely ludicrous amounts of water to grow?
>>
>>53838654
Seen that one myself
The librarians just let them run riot
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>why yes i am from california
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>>53838746
Why are the English so insecure about their own history. Shit we literally celebrate Columbus day over here
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>>53828358

>/brit/ is losing
>>
goodnite
>>
>>53838735
What's it like having no history? Where everything is new?
>>
>wake up next to gf
>she says good morning in her cute tired voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin
>>
>>53837727
i voted on that poll
>>
>>53838814
>closest One Stop is 2 stops on the metro

hahaha love irony lads
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>>53838701
>tfw can't stand it when it gets busy in the local pub so they turn the music up and now you have to shout at your friends over it and then they turn it up even louder
I didn't come to the pub to listen to Gareth Gates old single! If I wanted to spend my evening not talking to my friends while listening to shit loud music I would have gone to the club!
>>
>>53838783
>https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
shows an intense level of autism to the point he's coming up with complex theories of quantum mechanics in order to beat Super Mario as efficiently as possible

desu I tried that speed trick after watching the video and my N64 crashed
>>
>>53838713
looks like shit desu

all the mixture has clumped together you didn't drain enough of the oil off
>>
>>53838882
what
>>
german meme rap 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ
>>
>>53838836
>the English
guarantee it's made by and mostly followed by pakis, uni students, and angry paddies
>>
Since when did going to the "paki shop" become an acceptable thing to say?

do we say, oh i'm going to the "white people supermarket" or the "black people concert"? No. Why do we have to be so racist when it comes to muslims and people of arabic descent.

#notallmuslims
>>
>>53838498

not a single qt twink

s.mh lad
>>
need my willy touched desu
>>
having had bad experiences with people cheating on people previously in my life, i can say that i do hate people who cheat, it's disgusting.
>>
>>53838882
According to him you need some way of locking the camera in place, i.e. emulating and messing around with stuff a lot.
>>
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can't stand professional victims like blacks irish jews SJWs and niggers
>>
>>53838814
Yeah, won't lie to you I did also get a Birds Eye microwavable roast dinner...
>>
>>53838819
my brother makes this observation every time we drive past an almond farm. I have no idea. yuppies like nuts
>>53838846
hollywood baby B^)
>>
>tfw you're degree is so worthless they phased it out the year after you started
>>
>>53838924
*touches your willy*
>>
im finna have a wank 2bh
>>
>>53838918
Because all corner shops are owned and run by Pakis who say 'Thanks Boss'.
>>
>>53838746
Voted proud
>>
>>53838837
good
>>
>>53838918
If they didn't want to be called paki shops, they should hire some non-pakisand close on bank holidays like everyone else
>>
>>53838941
but all WERE victimised though
>>
>>53838835
>hi I'm a pasty little twerp from a soggy island no one gives a shit about anymore
you are 5'8 and your name is Ian gg
>>
>>53838952
What degree?
>>
>>53838986
FOSHB (fuck off self-hating brit)
>>
https://poal.me/cudijb
vote /brit/ you bellends
>>
>>53838952

In fairness not enough people doing it doesn't necessarily mean its worthless, it just means there's not enough interest locally.

Maybe its too specialised etc
>>
>tfw sister hides her stuff in the fridge

bitch I don't even want your raggedy ass muller corners
>>
>>53839022
not telling
>>
>>53838878
>go to a bar to watch sports
>everyone is clearly there to watch sports
>volume on the tv is at 2

Every time
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craig david just sent me a pic of his nob on snapchat
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>>53839022
Memeing, they came to the conclusion that you can't teach people how to make organic home grown memes.
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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
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>>53838969
It's true
>>
>tfw no beta bf
>>
>>53839022
tuba
>>
>>53838836
Not sure what that is, do you mean Indigenous People's Day?
>>
>>53839040
nah it's because it was social science at an MIT inspired uni
>>
debating whether to learn spanish or german i know you twats are all gonna say spanish because itll be more useful because its in more countries but something about german makes me want to learn it x
>>
Live shitposting, lads: https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
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My gf
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@53839011
>americans in charge of handling the banter
>>
>>53838917
Rue Britiania indeed
>>
>>53838837
We lost to /balt/ last time
>>
>>53838958
thanks lad
>>
>>53838969
lmao they do that here too.
>>
Who BBC 3 here?
>>
>>53839109
Did that Solid Snake lad kill imself?
>>
>>53839059
Oh god no way. That fucking hilarious!
>>
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
Vote "proud it happened" lads
>>
>>53839059
jej
>>
>>53839108
spanish because itll be more useful because its in more countries
>>
>>53839108
German is pretty hard desu
maybe learn Dutch or Norwegian first
I'm learning Norwegian now
>>
>>53839107

I guess they were trying to branch out to get more students=$$$?
>>
>who are the worst /brit/ posters
>west midlands finishes in last place with least votes
it's official then
>>
>>53839068
*tucks you in and gives you a goodnight kiss*
>>
>>53839151
Obviously going to be biased on the crimes of brits twitter though lel
>>
im couming
>>
>>53839057
I did always like the idea of a sports bar, but then I remembered that all pubs in the UK show sports.

Even the Superbowl weirdly in some places I've seen recently.
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>I'm learning Norwegian
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>>53839143
BBC3 went to shit after two pints finished although i still kinda liked this
>>
>>53838498
>TFW already new it was that from the thumbnail

Bit gay 2bh. Thanks for the (You) though
>>
>>53838917
i'm pretty sure the guy who runs the account is an irish nationalist
>>
>>53839100
Nah m8, he discovered America after the Vikings and Vespucci
>>
https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
>>
>>53839196
They want to be a leader in STEM because they're plate glass and no chance of ousting the ancients for arts & humanities
>>
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>>53839199
Was Essex first?
>>
>I'm learning any language besides mandarin

There's no point
>>
>>53839108
i learnt spanish and the most i've used it for is reading spic shitposting
>>
>>53839143
BBC 3 is fucking awful
>>
>>53839264
>none of these people ever set foot on US land
>>
>>53839108
German's a pretty cool language, learning it myself.
>>
>>53839276
bit late m8
it's beyond recovery
all the yanks and continentals betrayed us
>>53839309
no
>>
see, muslims are mostly good people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgl8vNay3Hw
>>
ate too much chilli lads. in a bit of pain t b h
>>
>>53839228
Topkek, true - lets tip that bias
>>
>>53839325
>learning mandarin
There's no point
symbolic languages are trash
>>
>>53839151

This >>53839228 and I don't have a twitter account

>>53839300

You can still do that while having other faculties. They're judged individually. Having more money coming into to use on their facilities also makes sense
>>
>>53839276
ABUKs are at it again
>>
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got an actual tumour on my neck desu
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>>53839373
Unironically learnt Mandarin as an extra at uni and I got a job way out of my league because I spent the interview talking about it and they loved it.

Fuck off
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>>53839246
Two Pints is the GOAT "musical episode"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGcNga0jfvE
>>
http://xhamster.com/cams/chat/AngelMelons

irish girl from the apprentice
>>
>>53839344
good to see t b h
>>
>>53839325
>tfw learning Swedish
>>
>>53839416
the market doesn't apply as much as it does in nz,aus, usa

here they are semi public

strongly affected by austerity
>>
>>53839449
desu learning mandarin is a pretty impressive skill since it is symbolic, but its still shit tier as a language
>>
you now remember bloc party
>>
>>53839449
what's your job lad?
>>
>>53839449
>tfw no optional modules at all
>friends are all doing modules on french film or world war II
>stuck doing material science

haha fucking kill me and rape my bloated corpse
>>
>>53839325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJRhdDIJqs0

>tfw I'll never learn mandarin and be treated as a god in china
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Lads
>>
>>53839512

Its international students that bring in the money mate
>>
>>53839373
>There's no point
But there is, I would only do it for personal gain in the professional atmosphere and it'd be huge for that.
>>
>>53839533
DIS MODAAN LAAUUFF
>>
>>53839533
i used to make tea for them when i worked in a recording studio. true story.
>>
how can I become a postie?

tired of uni was bored to tears in physics lecture today lads
>>
gonna start playing pokerstars again x
>>
>>53839600
A postie?
>>
>>53839537
Work as a lobbyist basically, but the pay is great considering how I was getting rejected for admin jobs and data inputting

>>53839521
I found it massively rewarding but whatever.
>>
>>53839600
do it freelance lad. just reach into a post box and deliver whatever you can pull out. best way to crack into the industry t b h
>>
genuinely think being a scandiboo is even more autistic than being a weaboo
>>
>>53836987
Good post mate
>>
>>53839533
I saw them perform in san francisco, the singer sounded so bad. they played some shitty rihanna cover
>>
lads
https://poal.me/cudijb
>>
>>53839587
how did they have it?
>>
>>53839648
I know a guy who has Nordic tattoos and claims to believe in the ancient Nordic gods and whatnot.....I think he might be part German or something

Its pretty bad
>>
>>53839685
In the butt
>>
>>53839625
postman
>>
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who else (You) addicted
>>
>>53839648
I've been to Norway and it was really nice desu
much better than here
>>
>>53838570
660ml bottles are shite and so is that beer.
>>
>>53836966
Buuhuu
>>
HERE COME BAD NEWS TALKING DIS AND DAT
>>
*tips fedorino*
>>
>>53839533
SHE'S GOT A RED PILL BLUE PILL A RED PILL BLUE PILL
>>
>>53839717
>part german

MUHHHHH HERITAGE
>>
>>53839685
can't remember lad, it was about 10 years ago. status quo were my other big success in my tea making days. thought i'd become a sound engineer eventually but i just cleaned and made tea then got bored and quit.
>>
Redpill me on this post >>53839779
>>
cappucino please
>>
>>53839834

*red pills you*
>>
>>53839717

Metal music is the gateway drug t bh

If they don't break out of it by the end of their teens they grow into long haired tattoo'd autists
>>
>>53839834
*puts redpill on my bellend*
*forces your head back*
>>
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>tfw Discover Weekly is full of pessimistic and suicidal shit
>>
>>53839834
the post was made by a yank and yanks should fuck off
>>
favorite green? Been eating loads of homemade kale chips lately
>>
>>53839822
Like when Jez worked at the recording studio..?
>>
>>53839648
used to be a bit of a scandiboo before /int/ but don't really like them now
who /lowcountries/boo
>>
there should be a counter strike map for the IRA vs british soldiers set in belfast

terrorism innit
>>
>>53839743
>660ml bottles are shite
Why?
>>
>>53839863
*spits in cappucino*
*hands it to you*
>>
>>53839898
>favorite

FOY
>>
>>53839898

avocado
>>
Business idea: Move to denmark and be the neet migrant's bum boy
>>
>>53839807
#We are all Britons
>>
just found this new meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJR-SYbyHKs
>>
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>Been eating loads of homemade kale chips lately
>>
Cara on the radio in GTA 5 desu
>>
>>53839929
good post
>>
>>53839904
pretty much. he never did tea for bloc party and status quo though
>>
ban all muzzies
>>
>>53839898
cavolo nero
>>
any asmr lads
>>
take the red pill lads
>>
>>53839925
can i get some scrambled egg in there please
>>
working on a new gimmick lads

should be ready for the thread after the next one
>>
belly is empty but im not hungry
>>
>drinking beers under 5%
might as well have a coke
>>
>>53839978
>not listening to Self Radio exclusively
>>
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>>53839956
great post lad
>>
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>>53839956
That music is Italian doe innit?
>>
>>53840002

smoked salmon is good too
>>
>>53839998

suppository only
>>
>>53839922
A bit too big & clunky to hold casually and the beer tends to get a bit warm before you finish it (in summer at least). Would rather drink 2 normal bottles.
>>
If you could ban one nationality of JF from /brit/ who would it be?
>>
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paddy scum out
>>
Reddit me on redpills lads
>>
>>53840083
english
>>
>>53840083

yanks
>>
>>53840083

brits
>>
>>53840054
*grins at you in recognition that you understood my reference*
>>
Rate my new gimmick concept: replying "I bet you do ;)" to posts that are not at all sexually suggestive
>>
>>53840018
>not drinking beers over 5% whilst doing coke
>>
>>53840083
Reddit
>>
>>53840149
what would you do if i was there ;) x
>>
>>53839373
unironically learnt weeb and now got a good job despite no degree or anything
>>
why dont you lift, /brit/?
>>
>>53840149
>replying "I bet you do ;)" to posts that are not at all sexually suggestive

I bet you do ;)

Eh....not bad. 6.5/10
>>
>>53840147
w-what's the reference la?
>>
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>>53839956
>>
>>53840217
But I started yesterday!
>>
>>53840217
lifted your mum's skirt to finger her
>>
why are conservatives literally right about everything
>>
>>53840228
is that pancake cat?
>>
>>53840217

those things were too heavy, so I gave up
>>
>>53840268
>literally believe in a big man in the sky who will make everything better
>don't believe in climate change
so rational
>>
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>>53840281
>>
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>>53840281
Obviously
>>
>>53840217
have done for years lad
>>
>>53840343
I bet you have ;)
>>
doing a ciggie
>>
>>53840362
Woohoo lad
>>
WE should tackle radicalisation at its source: Islam
>>
>>53840362
yep. i'm dead sexy now t b h
>>
>>53840391
I am a radicalised atheist
>>
>>53840391
That's radical though. That means you should tackle yourself
>>
why dont you have a gf, /brit/?
>>
>>53840217

I do, but prefer running desu
>>
>>53840391
Agree
>>
The IRA were/are worse than ISIS
prove me wrong.
protip: you can't
>>
Why did Soviet cinema never get popular here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubaIaSIRyuw
>>
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<< typical "radical" atheist
>>
>>53840226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X6APGN1cAs
>>
>>53840436
don't put in any effort to get one
>>
>>53840217

450lb deadlift soon
>>
>>53840505
>being radical anything
>not just being agnostic
>>
>>53840539
>lb
fuck off yank
>muh heavy deadlifts
fuck off fatty
>>
>>53840565
>>53840565
>>53840565
>>53840565
>>53840565
>>53840565
new Thread
>>
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>I am an agnostic
>>
>>53840391
sounds a bit radical to me lad. and not the good radical like bart simpson or ninja turtles would say t b h
>>
>>53840578

>he thinks that's heavy

utter runt detected. come to /plg/ with those numbers and you'll get laughed at
>>
what's that really short turkish guy called again
>>
thinking about learning sign language lads, is it worth it?
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