/brit/

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cara

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crayon pop

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MY OLD MAN SAID BE A CITY FAN
AND I SAID BOLLOCKS YOU'RE A CUNT

want a sissy yank bf

saimie

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posting my pornfu

>>53840584
shes cute

>>53840572
>>53840584
nothing pleases me more than watching these two ultra runts battle it out to get their little runty posts first in their little runtfest thread

get under my boot

>>53840572
>9 seconds

wew

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Hello, is this the international k-on thread?

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中野梓

why dont you kill yourself, /brit/?

>>53840635
>battle
????

>>53840635
See a therapist imo

>>53840613
I'm here for you lad

i want to impregnate little anglo girl

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NEED an uncanny valley vr Kyary gf lads
https://youtu.be/D891gkTBpF8?t=2m10s

>>53840687
bet you do;)

>>53840682
see a rapist
???

How do I learn mandarin? Thinking of learning a bit to impress people at interviews but I think I've missed the opportunity for optional courses at uni.

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>>53840584
>>53840642
>>53840644
>>53840698

>>53840673
its all going rather well for me at the minute desu

>>53840612

I'D RATHER SHAG A BUCKET WITH A BIG HOLE IN IT
THEN BE A CITY FAN FOR JUST ONE MINUTE

my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IX_UhSi7lY

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>>53840642
no

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>>53840642
Yes but only if you post Azusa because she is the official /brit/ keion

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>>53840623

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=KSsu1SFbjO0&ab_channel=BriaAndChrissy

gay men touch vagina for first time.

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>>53840716

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>>53840621
>this is a porn star

watched angie tribeca on /tv/ recommendation and it was one the worst things I've ever seen in my life.

steve carell is a fucking hack

>>53840757
I bet you do ;)

>>53840661
>/plg/
fatty detected

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>>53840716

>>53840738
WITH SPINKSY AND BIRCHY, ALAN MCNALLY
THEY'RE THE BOYS THAT'S GONNA DO US FINE
AND IF YOU SUPPORT THE BLUES, YOU'RE A BLUENOSE BASTARD AND YOU AIN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE

>>53840757
tfw a gay man knows what a vagina feels like and you dont

irish bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_aXWgpxjTs

>>53840682
*stamps on your head repeatedly*
ugh, yankoids

>>53840704
insa allah ya akhi

>>53840612

some of you are alright. don't go to starbucks by new street station on saturday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GLkrW9kluo

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guys meet my wife!

post asmr you fucking cretans

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>>53840751
I think you should have Mugi as well because she is gentle, soft, and cute

>>53840817
that was banter aha not a real meet-up might do a proper one soon
do you support blues?

afternoon lads

>>53840792

12 stone and 6'0", visible serratus

>>53840851

M'lady

>>53840851
you gay?

>>53840757

Complete degeneracy in video format.

>>53840877

ye, I was roadman in that chat/video thing before

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>>53840874
All keions are

>>53840851
Chloe is that you?

>he can't even deadlift 180kg

you're weaker than a thin 19yr old girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APKQ-OhicGU

how do people learn coding and all that without putting their head through a wall

>>53840894
>visible serratus
if you weren't fat you'd have said abs fatlad

>>53840797
Me granda desu

Made a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QJDINi9DhI

>>53840844
i know this, it was by Skaven?

posting random track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lykXUpZ5VbI

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This website is actually scary, it's like some retard from this thread took all of the banter seriously.

>>53840939
I'm not a fan of lifting, my body is really crickety and creaky and whenever I lift I always get really bait sounding noises and I really don't like it.

>>53840978
autism

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>>53840920
disgusting
shoo small heath scum
literally rasheed: the football team

>>53840584
Great post as always

>>53841028
Yes m8, game has a mental soundtrack.

>>53841035

both of those headlines are true though

>>53841045
>>53840978
can confirm

>>53841001

If you weren't thick as pigshit you'd realise it's impossible to be fat at 12 stone and 183cm

>>53840978
It's not that hard m8.

>>53840811
>cant tell if he's serious or if this is more of that lauded British "wit"

>>53841035

Ahmed detected, pls go home

>>53840757
>tfw not gay and never see nor touch a vagina

>>53840757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0

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Stupid Tractor Boys!

having a taco bell

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ITT: dead memes

>>53841077
skinnyfat is still fat, pudgy.

>>53841096
That what she told you la?

Condolences.

>>53841135

worst fast food i've ever had

>>53841099
FOY

>>53841073

>87% white
>minority

Rorke

>>53841114

and again

Rorke

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>>53841130

When I wake up tomorrow I might still not have a gf.

What should I do then?

>>53841058

wasn't that the enkelmann game kek

>>53841179
have a wank

>>53841179
just b urself

how fucking dope is granola
literally salivating over tomorrow's breakfast already
what a shart

>>53841179
pack it in

>>53841155
you must have ordered the wrong thing

going to bed

England? More like fag land LOL

>>53841148
It's my fault really for sobering up.

>>53841206

>dope

fuck off yank

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>>53840584
>>53840754

>>53841233

>American "banter"

>>53841227
*tucks you in and kisses you goodnight*

>>53841062
right back at you

>>53841189
think so
haunting memories
>going into school on monday after your team got BTFO

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Lads if each k-on was a country who would be who?

protip: mugi is not america

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>lost to /norge/
what went wrong?

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>>53841035
>tfw white
>tfw born in the UK
>tfw its not your ancestral homeland

/brit/ more like shit lmao!

>>53841227
*gives you a wet wipe to get rid of the yank germs*

>>53841296

never heard of it

>>53841249
It's true what they say about chivalry being dead.

>>53841099
be silent in my presence you fucking pond scum

sup Reddit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0
lesbos touch willies

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>tfw will probably never marry a Spanish qt

Brit grills are just urgh

>>53841155
nah taco bell's tasty lad

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>>53841295
You're wrong, Mugi is America

Why do JFs flock to our general, it's a bit weird and gay quite frankly. I am not interested in the opinions of pondscum like yanks, krauts and micks.

>>53841351
he doesn't live n the Atlantic you mong

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gf just sent me this lads

>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
Reminder to any and all racists out there that when you post racism on 4chan outside of /b/, you're risking a ban.

Hope it's worth the risk.

football was invented in scotland

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>>53841295
Azusa would not be a country she would be heaven because she is an angel

>>53841340
I was plenty chivalrous, I looked at some material on my phone so I could still perform. She turned me down lad.

>>53841384
fuck off virgin

>>53841398
>roast me
what did she mean by this?

>>53841290

telling me lad, me and my mate were the only two blues fans in my year at school, nearly everyone else was villa. It was fucking horrible when we lost.

>>53841399

fuck off cunt

>>53841351
could have at least gone with "across the pond scrum" m8, apply yourself

>>53841417
fight me irl

>>53841398
would marry

>>53841399
Lol nigger

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K-on has some amazing characters lads.

the best being Jun

>>53841390

their own respective generals are pure unadulterated shite.

(but they're too bitter and sad to admit this so votes for other generals in meaningless polls to make themselves feel better)

I am the alpha-male of this thread and all of you are my berry picker peons.
I will end you.

>>53841398
is that a blender base in the background ladz?

wow so they read my message and thought "he seems interesting" and then look at my profile and are like "nah"

man fuck this shit man fuck goddamn shit cunt bitch tits

>>53841390

Success breeds jealousy

>>53841417
that's fitba lad, totally different t b h

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>>53841420
azusa would be argentina because she is brown but thinks she is white

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>I am the alpha-male of this thread and all of you are my berry picker peons.
>I will end you.

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Amazing EP

>>53841473
I voted for /brit/

I should also be the only yank allowed to post here

>>53841439
had a fight before school in year 5 with a lad the day after when we lost once
ironically he was an arsenal fan

>>53840565
Your country looks like a giant Civilization V map

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I really feel like me and Mugi would love each other if we lived in the same universe

how do I make friends? and more importantly where can i find a girlfriend?

>>53841489

I know that feel bro

a grill liked me the other day, we started talking, then she just stopped. Must have bored her to death ;_;

I want some berrries berrries berrries berrries
I want some berrries berrries berrries berrries
I want some berrries berrries berrries berrries
I want some berrries berrries berrries berrries

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might sit and have some tea after school desu lads.

>>53841540
Are you black?

>>53841521
fuck off

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>>53841467

>>53841521
no i am you fucking shitter

>>53841540

i bet you do ;)

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>Our general is the best. We are so good at 4chan!

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god tier album

got a tinder match
bricking it lads ngl

>>53841560
My wife's boyfriend is

>>53841558
Wait, is that the actual room that the one in K-ON was modeled after?

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>>53841467
Hope that post was worth risking a ban for

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would you live here?

>>53841585
is she fit?

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>our country is the best. We are so good at international diplomacy and politics!

>Lesbians fist a guy's asshole for the first time

>>53841576

you come to us

we don't go to your shit threads because you're boring cunts

>>53840621
thoroughly enjoy her blacked performances

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>>53841560
delete your post

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>>53841621
its based off a school in toyosato and yes lad.

>>53841639
>asshole
fuck off yank

>>53841639

>asshole

fuck off yank

>>53841625
>uncalled for catchphrase
IT'S CALLED A GIMMICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53841632
looks about a 6.5 which is pretty much the goldilocks zone for me

smelling like cocoa butter and versace blue jeans
ben sherman top with blue jeans

>>53841629
is that cornwall lad?

>Muslims eat bacon for the first time!

>>53841661
I highly doubt you contribute anything to /brit/ apart from being a massive pleb

>>53841711

no

>>53841703
FONT

>>53841614
This high waisted pants trend needs to go the way of the Empire, 2bh

everything is better in scotland really

>>53841738
looks like cornwall

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my gf ;)

America does have castles
http://www.citylab.com/housing/2016/01/feast-your-eyes-on-all-the-castles-you-can-buy-in-america/424338/

>>53841677
>>53841687

but i was parodying yanks tho :(

>>53841665
Me too lad

Also the blacked production values are the best in the industry

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best british album of this millennium
prove me wrong
protip: you cannot

>>53841786
tiny4k has better production values and bigger girls and bigger dicks on average

theres a white lad with a willy so long its two-tone

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>>53841762
no it doesn't. cornwall is a barren shit-hole.

chopped up a bunch of chillies when i was making dinner earlier lads. can't get the burn off my fingers. want to touch my knob but it's going to hurt t b h

>>53841779
*grabs your head and fucking flings you to the ground then violently stamps on you until your hysterical squeals finally subside once and for all*

ahhh, peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGtlUMMkOU

>>53841629

ofc, looks like south hams or something. lovely part of the world.

>>53841629
looks pretty quaint desu

>>53841795
grand dont come for free is better

>>53841735

get out of my sphere of influence you malignant dribble

>>53841795
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/paperbagwriter/the_fifty_best_british_albums_of_the_20th_century__the_last_40_odd_years_anyway_/

just proved you wrong me laddo

>>53841853

good guess.

>>53841829
wear gloves

>>53841827
looks like cornwall lad

>>53841778
yeah but those are really just glorified houses

St. Augustine is about as close as it gets in North America

>>53841629
>mooring a rib
what

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hate oppai.

>Cornwall

More like Cornwill(y)

People like me weren't meant to exist

In nature, the runt of the pack with INFERIOR genetics would simply be killed/left behind by its mother. If I was born 1000 years ago, my parents would've left me in the woods as wolf food and would've of thought twice about it, but alas in the 21st century such acts would be considered barbaric and evil. I shouldn't be alive right now, it's against nature. The fact that I'm contemplating suicide is just natures way of making me do what society can no longer do. I must be removed from the gene pool, I'm a detriment to the human race, I cannot be allowed to exist any longer.

>>53841877
>glove wank
bit sinister lad

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>the streets went to shit after original pirate material

>>53841778
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""castles"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>53841908
there's no way this is actually from the manga

What kind of manchild listens to grime lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Why are the only girls on dating sites fat, heffers, "queer," epic nerds xD, femanazis or mentally unhinged, or some combination of the above?

>>53841873
>20th century
>this millennium
>northern irish education

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>>53841367

PADDIES OUT

>>53841988

you fucked it lad

>>53841988
you didn't greentext the last bit so it looks like you're actually saying it lol

>>53841966
lol

>>53841985
You sure you not a bit of an uggo m8?

I just got a Tinder match

>>53841985
Because for some reason they aren't getting enough attention from men IRL which normally is impossible.

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rate my pet

@53841988
Nice quoting you fucking saprophytic pond mollusc.

>>53841966
this lol

>>53842011
>>53842022
I know I'll delete it

>>53842042

got loads of likes m8

my problem isn't that. My problem is they look liked angry beached whales with purple hair.

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>tfw in possession of a black ski mask but infact do not partake in the activity of skiing

>>53841988
lol you have inferior genetics

>>53842060
38/100 legs
Not really a centipede is it?

>>53841985
Because you're meeting people who use dating sites.

does it ever get better?

>>53842076
Have you tried the drink?

>>53842084
do you snowboard though

>>53842075
How hard is it lad just highlight the text and reply

@53841988
retarded fucking yank

nice iphone filename too you utter twat

kill yourself

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

>>53842135
actually yes

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>>53842084

>>53842076
I matched with a solid 8/10 just now lad

is meditation bullshit lads?

>>53842135
with a chance of perspective, it could get better right now.

>>53842174
waheey

>>53842153
How many ethnics in your town?

>>53842135
You are a dumb, habituated animal with no self-control.

>>53842189

Does she talk to you tho m8

All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense

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>>53842178

>>53842160
FOY

>>53842196
good few in Dublin

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>>53842174
yorkshire

>>53842190
I used to do it, I honestly learned a lot. When you start to question yourself and why you do what you do, you begin to grow and develop in many positive ways.

just got ID'd purchasing fucking filters

why

>>53842246
No need to get defensive

>>53842135

'Everything you know is wrong.' But that is a very liberating understanding, because if everything you know is wrong, then all the problems you thought were insoluble can be framed differently. And there's a way to take the world apart and put it back unrecognizably. We don't really understand what consciousness is at the really deep levels. With some of the tryptamine hallucinogens, you see into possibilities where questions like, 'are you alive?' 'are you dead?' 'are you you?' seem to have been transcended. I think people have a very narrow conception of what is possible with reality, that we're surrounded by the howling abyss of the unknowable and nobody knows what's out there.

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>>53842238
great post lad

>>53842190

no

>>53842251
Kill 'em Billy
Kill 'em for your mum and your dead dad

femanon reporting in for duty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X3OBG7z0MT

>>53842260
Because you look like a little boy, obviously.

>>53842260
filters are a dangerous weapon

who is it? it's not you, it's me
can't diss a man in my family tree
get shanked in the chest with my front door key
boxed in the face with my back door key

>>53842260
cause youre an insecure beta with a baby face
really, it's probably their policy to ID everyone

>>53842260
I hear you get IDed for rolling papers too lmao

it's fucking paper

>>53842238
that from the thumbnail is hilarious

>>53842301
KENTUCKY
E
N
T
U
C
K
Y

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>>53842238

>>53842301
couldnt understand you through your shitty accent

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getting a bit tired desu lads

>>53842190
I've tried it but I don't really get it
Maybe you have to do it consistently for a while

shut up
all of you, shut up right now

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

>>53842308
>>53842323
i did do a shave last night but i've bought baccy from there plenty of times without getting IDed

>>53842334
they should only be IDing for actual baccy or alcohol desu

>>53842277

>dat sean

top kek

dunno if i should play europa universalis or red orchestra lads

>>53841987
milennium is a thousand years you mongbag but I suspect this is b8

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>>53842260
>used to go to this little paki shop to purchase alcohol at age 14
>everyone would get served no problem
>return 6 years later, aged 20
>get ID'd

>>53842317
anyone can rhyme if it's all just non-sense

what's a good thing to buy from amazon? got £20 to spend

>>53842260
I work at a petrol station

We have to ID anyone who might be under 25

>>53842389
good lad

>>53842301
Sounds like eastern euro scum

>>53842405
yes but the 20th century is not 'the current millennium'
december was less than a month ago but you wouldn't say it was 'this year'

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>dunno if i should play europa universalis or red orchestra lads

>>53842416
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B012NODIJA

>>53842425
for filters? that's stupid senpai

>>53842406
this was a sainsbury's tbf, i'd expect it for alcohol or baccy but just filters on their own is a bit retarded

>>53842416
a hell of a lot of mice

Pump the brown round.

fucking JFs are really beginning to get on my nerves

>>53842416
sex toy lad

>>53842406
he got caught obviously

What do you lads do when you see a hottie working in a pub or restaurant?

I've always wanted to ask them out but I'm too beta to actually do it

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Just shaved my cock (7 inch) and balls lads

ask me anyting

>>53842461
fight me irl

>>53842416
n2o

>>53842497
How big is your dick?

was considering doing a bit off speed but it's a bit late and i have no benzos

might just do a bit of coke instead but i'm not sure how good it will be if i'm just sitting here shitposting and have no one to chat shit to irl

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>>53842384
Do a sleep lad

>>53842412
box'd with a key isnt nonsense its bloody sore, you palm the back of the key and have the key protruding through the fingers of your clenched fist

can do some damage lad

>>53842463
corr that's a tad expensive innit? I could get a gas mask for that price!

>>53842253
some lady tried to sell me on orgasmic meditation tonight for £120

i'd rather orgasmically meditate myself at home

“I was walking passed at about 3 and heard shouting from the house. So me and a friend looked in the window to see is everyone ok. The bedroom was covered in blood, walls, floor, bed and even curtains. We shouted in to see is everyone ok. A man arrived at the window clearly on drugs and in a state of shock. We asked is everyone ok. He replied “yes everything is fine”. So we said there is blood everywhere someone must be hurt can we check to make sure no one is hurt. He said yes and opened the door. When we went in it was like a scene from CS.I. blood all over the walls, floors, couches and a man and a woman naked covered in blood shouting badly hurt and clearly in a state of dementia. The man was smashing the house up blood was everywhere. There was a man on the floor in cardiac arrest with major breathing problems and the man who let us in sitting on the chair in shock. My friend started helping the man in cardiac arrest. I had to control the room to let my friend help the man on the floor in safety. It was surreal.. a naked man and woman dancing naked on the chairs as a man was having cardiac arrest on the floor. I was the man who left the guards and paramedics into the house. It was surreal.. Myself my friend, gardai and paramedics were all in shock. I will gladly speak on air if needs be. I made a statement with the gardai last night and will be doing so again today. What ever drugs those people were on last night in Pouladuff road was scary. They didnt even know they were covered in blood and badly hurt, they didnt even know there was a man dying on the floor. I havnt slept a wink all night, im still in shock to be honest.”

Hello. I'm an American.

>>53842496
It's autistic to ask women out while they're working especially women whose job it is is to be nice to you

They also hate it because they're being forced to interact with you to begin with and then you just make it awkward by doing that shit

>>53842497
what method did you use to shave
literally never shaved my willy properly apart from giving it a trim with scissors (cutting the main bits off)
got a bit of a jungle going on ngl

Hello. I'm an American.

>>53842532
Why would you want a gas mask?

>>53842515
7 x 5.5

BAE systems lad are you about

pls respond again

>>53842525
I'm talking about the first two stanzas leading up to that.
It has to make sense all-together, otherwise it's nearly gibberish

been watching kill la kill lads. it's okay

what's that really short turkish guy called again

>>53842579

ok m8 I'll ask them out in future :^)

>>53842516
Save it lad

I'll be doing some alprazolam later

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>Hello. I'm an American.

lads is there a way to transfer amazon money into nintendo money?

>>53842587
operating

>>53842580
Trimmed the pubes, then lathered it with foam the shaved

Shaving the balls is actually the easiest part

>>53842496
Go for it lad, you have nothing to lose.

>>53842588
I meant the dick in your arse you poofter

>>53842631
silly boy

>>53842621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY

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>>53842520
i don't want to.

>>53842586
Hello

>>53842532
lego is expensive since every block ever has to fit together

>>53842596
my grandad worked for bae systems ama

>>53842596
there's a guy who works for BAE here? was doing their application yesterday, nightmare desu

>>53842646

If she says no I can never frequent that establishment again

Suck
My
Willy

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>lads is there a way to transfer amazon money into nintendo money?

>>53842605
i like the lewdness

>>53842604
it does make more sense with the context of the intro 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seexkix28mI
not that a yank would understand

>>53842548
thought this was going to be a fatcam copypasta and was disappointed

>>53842580
i just take a razor to them in a shower until everything's gone haha

seems to work quite well and i haven't made my willy bleed yet

>>53842663
Howdy pardner

>>53842639
yeah buy a Nintendo shop voucher on amazon

me willy is quite small desu lads

>>53842682
Why not?