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classic edition
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crayon pop
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CARA IS A SLUT
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maisie
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>>53833608
Good lad

I never found out, did your mum actually buy teddies? Is that picture yours?
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im gay
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Chicken teddies edition
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>>53833661
Good scene 2bh
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>>53833661
she's pure flith
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having a party lads
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What song do you play for your heavy deadlift set
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good flim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMw-ITq-aGg
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LOVE MARYLAND CHICKEN HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>53833658

Yeah. I asked for some as a joke and she came back with them.
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>>53833661
sauce pls
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>>53833711
rasheed
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Azusa
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>>53833704
Crawling - Linkin Park
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would marry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm30cS8ZnBk
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Need my ballbag stamped to paste by Taylor Swift
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>that Nirvana Peter Man video

Oh my god, what the hell where they thinking.
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>>53833704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaVzjrz-n4Q lol
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>>53833704
West End Girls by Pet Shop Boys
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>>53833576
Crikey are all landlords that dodgy?
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what sound does a willy make?
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Your man on the road, he doing promo
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going to lift
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getting a bit hungry 2bh
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>>53833750
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>>53833733
bless you
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>>53833778
bags of sand
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>>53833704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXDxYIWAT7Y
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Pretty amazing timing for that pan up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6NhA8bIn5Q
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>>53833757
Good post going to do a listen now
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>>53833739
one of the only asmr vids with talking in I can tolerate. Her accent is a bit annoying though
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>>53833739
POST ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vKDakqTe3k
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>>53833753
>The script didn’t have anything like that,” remembers Joe now. “He was just supposed to walk on and make a speech.

>“But during rehearsals, we had a ridiculous pirate boot camp for a week, so Hugh could get to know the other pirates. We were playing music, one day that song came on, everyone started singing, pogoing, and here we are… it was one of those films, where we were liberated to come up with the craziest, silliest ideas and make them real.”

Literally just did it because LOL SO RANDOM.

Maybe they saw that the film was going to be shite anyway and did it for fun.
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>>53833753
proper cringe haha
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>>53833720
You asked for tendies or teddies?
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>>53833704
Terrorbird by author and punisher
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>>53833694
Charlie? Looks too fluffy to be speed
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>>53833729
Misha Cross in Rocco's Perfect Slaves 6
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>>53833792
DId you decide on what to do for your dindins? I had to go and pray or something equally rasheedy.
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>>53833811
Alri
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>>53833796
I don't like her.

I mean she's fit, but she looks like she's a cunt.
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>>53833796
She's fucked him so many times. God it makes me hard just thinking about his black cock infiltrating that sweet white pussy. I'd love to be there just to lick and clean up all the mess.
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>>53833853
no haha, i will probably do meatballs when i can be arsed to move (and my housemate leaves the kitchen)
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Having a tandoori chicken. Made it all myself.
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>>53833753
>>53833836
what's this lads?
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>>53833665
my house now
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FLACCID RIGHT NOW
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OI SKOTLAAAAAAND FEREVER LADS TAKE DOWN DE FOOKIN ENGLISH OPPRESORS BEEEEEERN ON THE STAKE YA FAT POSH BASTARDS ILL GUT YER EYES OUT
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>>53833901
fuck off paki
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>>53833679
TENDIES
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>>53833901
rasheed
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>>53833901
Where did you get a tandoori oven from lad?
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Post tera-normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI
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>>53833832
You know what, I like that answer and hope it's true. the idea that someone came up with it specifically to be in the film is repugnant but this, this is charming.
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>>53833694
good lad. this is what ive got. md
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is there anything worse than 'sksksksksksksksksksk' FUCK OFF reeeeeeeeee
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>>53833921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM&list=FLKH7Bvzk3wClFOV7ygfAg-g&index=16
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>>53833693
?
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>>53833837

I asked for tendies as a joke. She was going shopping and asked if I wanted anything.
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any of you lads still wearing Gucci?
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>>53833985
Based Mishabro
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>>53833972
>yes police? you might want to take a look at 53833972
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>>53833921
ah ha yes thank you my kind bulgarian friendo :^)
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>>53833901
>made it all myself
>with day old 'salad' just like you get from the kebab shop
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>>53833886
wew
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>>53834004
That's quite funny, thanks for clearing that up for me.
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>>53833947

Have a commercial oven at home. It's not a tandoor but it gets stupidly hot.
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just had a cry now I'm ready for a wank
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>>53834023
>972
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>he thinks police care about drugs in UK

I have literally been stopped with loads of shrooms and ounces of weed and all they do is take it off you
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>>53833694
>>53833972
DUDE DRUGS, COOL XDD I AM A WEED CONESSIUER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF XDDD :^)
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>>53833843
yes mate, high quality charlie

>>53833972
also got a bit of MD haha
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>>53833985
dirty
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>>53834015
nah threw it all in the bin
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>>53834033

I put spices on the salad like they do in India. It's called chaat masala.
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>>53834075
They don't care if you're white
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>>53833981
good shite lad
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>They don't care if you're white
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>>53834015
Donated it all to needy families in Cornwall.
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>>53834075
>he thinks police care about drugs in UK
>they take my drugs off me

Are you stupid?
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lads..
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>>53834090
good post
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young thug
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>>53834090
why though?
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>I call cocaine, "charlie"
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>bank of england governor is a yank
FOY
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flushed all my MDMA down the toilet months ago lol

regret it slightly
oh well
LSD is more fun for me anyway because I have no friends
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>>53834080
YES DUDE, LIGHT THAT SHIT UP BRO AND PUFF AND PASS DUDE XDDD SWAG.
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>>53833704
I don't listen to music while lifting really, I like to just walk up and grip and rip. No hype or anything. I shout loads if I'm doing farmers or something though.
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>>53834108
sounds like your chaatting shit lad
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800351/

good movie
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>>53834160
that's not him
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>>53834137
My favourite scene of hers
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"hello police? people are having fun please stop them"
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been wondering whether i should do a post or not
should i?
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>>53834175
thought he was canadian
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>>53834133
They don't press charges they only take them if they are with another police officer so they don't look dirty, if it's just one of them they let you keep them
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>>53834160
cah that's not me
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>>53834080
got five tabs of acid, nowt else at the minute
need to get hold of some pingers soonish
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>>53834137
find the gif where she drinks piss
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>>53834175

he's canadian you mong
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>>53834175

He's Canadian. Annoyed me no end that the papers and beeb called him foreign. Commonwealth citizens are not foreign.
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why do drug addicts always get so defensive
proper insecurity
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>in the pub
>overhear amerilard accent
>learn over and whisper FOY gently in to his ear then kiss him on the cheek
>realize i'm not on /brit/
>wake up in intensive care

wew lads
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>Yes I call cocaine, "charlie"
>I also call MDMA, "Mandy"
>I prefer to use street names!
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skepta is actually a bit of a twat for having an existential crisis about wearing designer clothes in his 30s isnt that something youre meant to do when youre like 19?
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>>53834235
>drug degenerates are actually this deluded
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>>53834284
>realize
foy
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@53834254
>pakis aren't foreign
fuck off paki
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>>53834243
>>53834195
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>>53834294
>Special K
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>>53834318
>peter hitchens fanboys on suicide watch because the police don't press charges for drugs anymore
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wow such a big slice of pizza just for one girl haha
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>>53834294
>this whole post
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anime desu.
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>>53834326
Crown Commonwealth citizens aren't foreign (yes, this includes Jamaicans), regular commonwealth are
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>>53834305
>having an existential crisis about wearing designer clothes
haha literally me and i am 19
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>>53834361
wew, just remembered i haven't had pizza in ages desu
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>>53834076
>>53834186
no one talks like that you pleb

>>53834080
nice proper crystally like

>>53834178
why would you do such a thing
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would like to try ketamine one of these days
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>>53834082
whats your problem lad?
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Call the drug by its actual name you tryhard twats
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yanks in?
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>>53834411
Patel
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>>53834389
good one hahahaha
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>>53834353
What the fuck are you on about?

You say the police don't care yet they take your drugs off you?

It's not difficult to understand you mong
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>>53834411
It's great. Feels like you are floating on a warm fluffy cloud. And by that I mean imagine the feeling after walking 200miles in cold weather and hopping into a warm fluffy bed.
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>>53834411
it's a weird one desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzz4Z-O7710

would like to have sexual intercourse with the bird in this vid tbf lads
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right i did it lads, i messaged like 7 girls on pof
just waiting for the pussy to roll in

btw why is it that i feel way more alpha when typing in lowercase

But if I type like this, I just feel like a beta pussy faggot? Hi, how are you doing, good to meet you :) haha :)

do you reckon girls have a preference in terms of lowercase and uppercase

pls respond
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>>53834402
>nice proper crystally like
I know you can't eyeball quality, but I always have a much better ping if it's still a nice chunky rock when I pick up.
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>>53834233
>>53834253
>>53834254
yank-lite
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>>53834431
filth as in dirty, dirty as in the bedroom?
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>>53834457
Oh no! what ever shall I do the popo took my drugs it's not like I can buy more!
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>>53834443
and out of my bp x
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>>53834411
it's funny but for the love of god don't do it often
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*farts*
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>>53834476
i got a glock in my rari 17 no 38
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i don't get whats wrong with islam, most of my neighbours are muslims and they're perfectly chilled, even went to the mosque with them one time.

not got a problem desu

#notallmuslims
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>>53834478
uppercase, lowercase, funny, boring, emoticons or none doesn't really matter it's if you're attractive or not
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>>53834451
there are people alive today who dont watch anime i cannot understand it desu.
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>weed is illegal where i live
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>drugs
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>i do drug
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>>53834507
alright
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>>53834482
i agree less likely it's cut with dirty shit x
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>>53834478
Use all caps. Seriously
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>>53834545
Jackie Mason
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>I've got a glock in my rari

what did he mean by this?
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just took some 8-bromo-1-methyl-6-(pyridin-2-yl)-4H-[1,2,4]triazolo[4,3-a][1,4]benzodiazepine
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This anon got lots of (You)s from the lads at /brit/ when he told them all he was doing a ____

>blankety blank blankety blank
>blankety blank

right'o lovey ya ready? This anon got lots of (You)s from the lads at /brit/ when he told them all he was doing a ____

what have you got flower?
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>>53834556
oh ok

so a big fat NO then :(
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>>53834635
think
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>>53834402
>why would you do such a thing
because it kept giving me the sweats like nobody's business, like I couldn't even go for a mildly strenuous walk without drenching myself in sweat and it just worried me, so I was like nah no more of this please thank you.

Also it would make me feel sad and nervous a few days after using it sometimes.

Annoying really. It's nice stuff but it just seems like I'm not tough enough for MDMA, and I don't really do normie things like going to clubs or gigs so I was never really going to use it to full potential anyway
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>I don't do drugs
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>>53834581
lmao i am actually going to try this once
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>>53834581
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
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>>53834659
ooh fraid not ducky
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>>53834478
be prepared to get literally zero responses
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It only takes 7 doses of LSD to go insane
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>>53834662
yeah feeling sad and nervous is why i try not to take it too much

but yeah MDMA is best when used at clubs :\
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>>53834604
he keeps a Glock firearm in his Ferrari automobile
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>>53834604
'Rari, as indicated by the apostrophe indicates a contraction.

Since the only word ending in -rari is Ferrari it is sensible to assume this is what he meant.

Therefore the line is a threat, indicating that he is armed and also wealthy enough to own a Ferrari, ergo wealthy enough to cover up your murder.
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MDMA is nasty nasty stuff
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I kinda feel ok but not ok at the same time desu senpai. You know what, tell me what sort of mental stimulation did you have by reading this exact post on some weird imageboard. How nuetral do you feel right now? How little do you want to think about what has past and what has is to come. Is your present a stagnant canal of slow moving shit water. Go on tell me, I kinda wanna know. Go on. It won't hurt, I can be nice, especially when I'm ok. But you know, I'm ok. Tbh.
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>>53833601
britland in general
http://www.pown.it/4140
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oh dear oh dear
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BENJAMINS ALL IN MA POCKET
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>>53834710
sounds intense i cant wait
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>MDMA is nasty nasty stuff
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>>53834785
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>>53834769
it is if you take it too much, it's not bad otherwise
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charlie is overrated
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>I got a crib in my closet

what did he mean by this
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so when the black mans say "RARI WORKOUT" they are referring to talking about working out their car?
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>>53834761
rap genius? more like reddit genius LMAO
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young thug did it again lads just no stopping him x

https://soundcloud.com/localsavage/young-thug-serious
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help me lads
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>>53834846
he's got a big closet

for you
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>>53834846
"2 Chainz has a gigantic walk in closet that could be bigger than your house!" from Rap Genius.
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>I don't take yellow bentines every time I go out
>>53834847
no, that's just the name of a grime track (that isn't very good) by Lethal Bizzle, JME and Tempa T
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back from my nap lads
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NEW BANGER NEW BANGER

kano's got a new banger
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>>53834846
He is economically deprived (presumably due to racist policies from the white majority government) and as such resides in a very small dwelling. So small in fact that the only place to place his infant child's cot was in his wardrobe, which now serves a dual purpose with storing his white t-shirts, bandannas and baggy trousers
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Stop posting fucking shitty grime and rap lyrics, literally the lowest form of music (and calling it music is oh so generous)
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>>53834929
and no, not in china and not taiwan
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>>53834875
*gives you some benzos*
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Trump Ralley right now lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouVsvJey3kw

There's a thread on poll if you're interested in discussing it
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someone link the new kanye track
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>>53834917
kek
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>>53834869
A GOD
>>53834915
A GODDESS
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>not declaring yourself homeless so you get a council house that lets you save loads on living expenses

dur how do I economics
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literally PISSING myself with excitement at the prospect of doing a very large dose of LSD in the very near future
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>Stop posting fucking shitty grime and rap lyrics, literally the lowest form of music (and calling it music is oh so generous)
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>Mac in the backpack right by the macbook

can someone explain this to me
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>>53834966
Kano was raised in the bloodclart manor (manner?)
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>>53834999
but i dont want to live around people that live in council houses
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>>53834769
Cured my autism. Had virtually no friends before I took it. I now have a group of 30 friends lamo
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>>53834965
smash all your cd rack
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>>53834980
>>>/cum/
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>>53834917
>pls pay attention to me
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>>53834790
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>>53834965
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Should I buy 3 grams of cocaine and a half ounce of weed or an ounce of weed.

Or three quarters of weed and a gram of cocaine?

Hmmm.

This is the hardest decision I have made this year.
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>>53835068
what? old grannies who moved in in 1973?
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>>53834999
think about when you're at the end of your life? will you really be proud of being a scrounger? only got one life to live so you may as well have a punt at making it as good as can be

also
>wanting to live on a council estate
>wanting shelter that is dependent on the opinion of a council where they can evict you at the drop of a hat

top kek mate
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>>53834982
http://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/nomorepartiesinla
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>>53835004
sounds like a fucking sick idea, got a mate of mine who is keen for it oh but he lives in germany fuck

>>53835033
i bet this guy gets more pussy than you do!!!
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>>53835136
3 grams of cocaine = 0.5 grams of weed?
>>
>>53835136
degenerate worm
>>
>>53835004

LSD damages the bladder so you will literally literally be pissing yourself
>>
been away for like 3 threads.

what have i missed lads?
>>
>>53833901
looks like regular chicken
>>
>>53835136
GEEZ
DOOB
AHA
>>
>>53835136
gram of cocaine and a half ounce of weed because you will get sick of the cocaine and just want to smoke shitloads trust me on this one m8
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>>53835184
This ebin new meme
>>
>>53835136
3g coke desu

only if it's good ofc
>>
>>53835093
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>>
>>53835070
ayy lammo me too
>>
>>53835173
No it doesn't, and it actually makes it moderately difficult to piss because it causes smooth muscle contraction - so actually I will most probably not urinate at all whilst tripping.
>>
>>53835148
Yes and you can't do that when all your money is pissed away on rent/mortgage

step one: pay cheapo rent
step two: stack pennies
step three: enjoy pennies
>>
>>53835184
Top Gear is going to be an hour of Chris Evans throwing up now.
>>
>>53835216

he should stop beating his dog 2bh
>>
>>53835165
Costs me 120 quid for 3 grams of cocaine so I'd be short on money for an ounce.

>>53835171
Underage or no friends. Everyone with friends over 20 in the uk does a lil bit of charlie now and then.

>>53835173
Source? You can't find one cause it's not true. That's ketamine that does that.

>>53835212
I'll be sharing the cocaine with my brother.

>>53835218
70 percent.
>>
>>53835184
i actually killed myself
>>
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so diverse...
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would've got whipped for this shit
now i push a german whip on a bitch
>>
holy shit is it actually controversial for donalds trump to say he still wants immigrants but wants to stop ILLEGAL immigrants? america is cucked
>>
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>>53835184
>>
>>53835184
I forgot about Dre
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>>53835248
exactly mate, you will be receiving literal pennies

me on the other hand will use the profits raised from renting out my other properties to pay off their respective mortgages

once you're on the property ladder the only way is up

stay pleb you mollusc
>>
>>53835136
about to go pick up an oz of the green stuff myself, that would be my recommendation
>>
>>53835265
fair play, is he chipping in?

to be honest id just get a gram of coke and two bags of weed if i was sharing it with someone
>>
>>53833764
No, this one was much worse than any others. You could tell by looking/listening to him too lel.
>>
>>53835272
basketball and sprinting are the only 2 sports where it's justified.

They're just genetically superior at those things than us whitey.
>>
>>53835265
worm
>>
>>53835284
he said he wants to stop all immigrants of a specified ethnicity
>>
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>>53835184
not much
>>
>>53835272
says the landing ground for pakis
>>
really want to punch that stacy bird off eastenders in her stupid face lads
>>
>>53834965
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrmmm
YOU CUNT
>>
>>53835321
Nah I just share all my drugs with my brother because I'm a good brother.

Two bags of weed won't last me. I smoke 2 grams a day.

>>53835320
Haven't had any hard drugs in yonks though, fiending for some diazepam too.
>>
>>53835265
3g of coke would last me quite a while
can go like 3 nights on a g sharing with someone on the last stuff i got
>>
oh my good fucking god I really need a gf
>>
>>53835325
>sprinting
east africans seem to dominate long distance running lol
>>
>>53835136
3g charlie
>>
>>53835370
geez i don't do drugs every day anymore so do what you want m8
>>
>>53835319
>pay 50 quid a week

>you're only saving pennies

wat

use of that word was understating to make a point. plonker
>>
>>53835356
top shelf post


YOU'LL GET RUN OUT THE ENDS
>>
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>>53835372
Sound. You always give good drug advice.
>>
>>53835337
i'm on about BUILD WALL which is just for stopping illegals
>>
>>53835265

sounds like shit coke
>>
>>53835356
>chipmunk

dropped.
>>
Why yes I'm a NEET
I'm never on my feet
When I want something I get it
Put it all on the taxman's credit
>>
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>>53835381
same
>>
>>53835381
trust me you really dont
you really dont
>>
>>53835341

is that you?
>>
>>53835441
It's 70 percent from the darknet markets. Getting mates rates too.

Peruvian flake it's literally a flake of ice.
>>
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>>53835424
height difference between 2 and 4 is just ridic
>>
>>53835439
there's already a fence tbf
>>
>>53835424
>womanlets

when will they learn?
>>
>>53835265
>Costs me 120 quid for 3 grams of cocaine
that isn't terrible
not a fan of charlie myself, I'm an arrogant twat as it is but 3g for 120 is alright value
>>
600ug this weekend
gonna try and see the interracial breeding grounds that lad was on about, if i can tap into the /pol/ astral plane
>>
>>53835487
what vendor?

the peruvian stuff from chemicals_spain is amazing
>>
lads who is this in the gif and why is he punching people?
>>
>>53835555
TEMMMPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
>>53835530
good lad
I shall be doing 450µg tomorrow night
>>
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>>53835424
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
O___E_I__E
M___V_L_ A
E___E_L__R
N___E____N
>>
>>53835407
if you're on bennies you'll be earning fuck all, especially under the Tories

you'll have such a shit quality of life but you won't know it because you'll never have a taste at the good life

enjoy your grapes Mr Fox
I'll enjoy my wine
>>
>>53835530
haha i just thought maybe there's an astral plane for different types of collective consciousnesses - rather than "one true" collective astral plane
>>
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>>53835605
>>
>>53835592
is that Messi?
>>
wish i had a job desu lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKaXXuHGKdM
oh well.
>>
just got some 4f mph in lads
>>
Stilling getting messages from my mates facebook as notifications
I gather he shagged a bird
>>
>>53835624
she's proper pinged lmao
>>
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>enjoy your grapes Mr Fox
>I'll enjoy my wine
>>
>>53835605
all me
>>
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>>53835624
>water bottle

the most blatant sign of pinging going
>>
>>53835669
It's fucking brilliant.

Best stimulant I have ever had, hands down. No comedown. c'mere you
>>
>>53835605

3 (yous) keep sustaining me you utter worm
>>
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>>53835674
yep
>>
>>53835652
fuck me you just reminded me i gotta go to jobcentre tomorrow fuck, havent put any notes on my jobsmatch page
>>
>>53835605
haha is this referring to the "get on the cross" gimmick
>>
>>53835652
me on the left and on the right and also in the middle
>>
>>53835698
you post this every time nobody gives a shit that you know about the water bottle
>>
>>53835717
bought pellets for swallowing but i think i'll just get some powder next time to snort it
>>
is methiopropamine any good
>>
>>53835750
first time ive posted that you cretinous mong nobody gives a shit about your life
>>
>>53835733
subtle cheb
>>
>>53835652
i got one lol it's rubbish lol wish i could sit at home all day instead lol
>>
is propanaolololnonolnolananeamine any good
>>
mans on the chirps baka
>>
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>>53835802
me on the right
>>
>>53835733
don't think she is there desu, it's just dark
As someone who has obscene pupil dilation from even tiny doses of MD, she still has a bit of iris
>>
>>53835797
>cretinous mong nobody gives a shit about your life

nice projection la, nice strawman, nice fedora
>>
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>>53835830
my foot on the left

(reminder that I was the first to do this microgimmick)
>>
>>53835847
nice life NOT

LMAO
>>
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>>53835805
i just want like 12 hours a week to cover my anime shit and food i buy myself (not the basics my mum gets me) but there is nothing really about.
>>
>HE WEARS GLASSES

stupid cunt
>>
>>53835842
I mean I have ridiculous pupil dilation so I can see what dizzled eyes look like
>>
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wahey
>>
>>53835842
i've had times where my pupils look completely fine and i don't look fucked at all but i've also had times where i look completely off my face and constantly get people asking me if i'm alright haha

i mostly take the same amount each time too
>>
what are the best ""research"" opiates i can get on BB et al
>>
>>53835881
glasses are /fa/ piss off
>>
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>>53835880
i do 15 a week lol and it's rubbish lol
>>
>>53835881
>needed glasses in primary school
>hate them
>hide them
>forget where I hid them
>eyes fix themselves or something
>no longer need glasses

Spectacles are a con
>>
>>53835750
Her eyes are pretty dilated too also she is hiding her jaw.

>>53835769
Oral dosing is a waste of money with this drug. Crush it up and snort it, or better yet crush it up put it in a thin bit of toilet paper sprinkle water on it slightly and shove it up your arse

>>53835783
Incredible. One of my favourite drugs.

I binge read books on it for two days straight it made me really interested in learning
>>
>>53835881
*pushes glasses up nose, looking downward, the light shining such that you cannot see my eyes*
Mawari ni, jibun jishin o sakujo shimasu
>>
>>53835900
I just look fucked even when I'm only just starting to come up. I've tried to stop myself gurning but I've got no fucking chance, my eyes go mad as well.
>>
>>53835890
why are there so many webms of this creature attacking people
>>
>>53835890
why dont they kick it
>>
>>53835913

two words: WOW
>>
>>53835936
i was just gonna chew it and swallow
i'll give it a try once or twice anyway then try crushing
>>
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/worst-atrocities-british-empire-amritsar-boer-war-concentration-camp-mau-mau-a6821756.html
>>
On 900 a month benefits and I can barley pay me bills
People are starving out here but the cuts keep fuckin coming while the Tories bathe in their fucking champagne
>>
>>53835913
> bra mismatched colour to pants
UNSUBSCRIBED
>>
>>53835997
Just break a bit up too snort it's really easy on the nose and tiny bit of it gives you a nice easy to maintain rush.

Just try it lad and report back
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>ctrl + F
>(you)
>0 out of 0
>>
>>53835669
where'd you buy it from
>>
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>>53836022
yeah foocking bang on m8 bloody tories and their champagne banker bonuses
>>
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>>53835890
haha
>>
>>53836020
>literally trying to make us hate ourselves
>>
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>
>select all the sandwiches
>they're burgers
FOY
>>
just browsing through my bank statement and months ago i bought some cigarettes for my m8 and he paid me back by sending the money to my bank and in the bit where you write what its for hes just wrote "fags"

i dont even know why thats funny it just is
>>
>>53836022

Kek. Is poverty the new whore's client meme? Tell me more about your shitty life. I bet you can't even afford your full sky contract.
>>
>>53836045
alright lad
im gonna swallow one before work tomorrow
i'll snort on friday before i go out all night

>>53836064
BB but they only do pellets, you can get big bags of powder on ukrc iirc
>>
wow lads getting a lot of (you)s this thread
>>
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Medium size drink, what whaat?!
>>
>>53836020

the indy has gone full SJW mode

coincidentally owned by a jew now
>>
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>>53836083
>safe from the black knight
bloody racist
>>
>>53836185
me second from left at the back
>>
>>53836176

>drink sizes

Yanks truly are pathetic
>>
>>53836185
Me seventh from the left
>>
>>53836064
https://www.buckledbonzi.co.uk/pellet-products?product_id=269

>>53836136
Good lad. It's a functional stim, makes you really motivated and charasmatic but no one will know you're on drugs but you're boss will notice you're working more efficiently.
>>
>>53836185
me with the bow

What animal?
>>
>>53836250
what are other fun drugs i can get on BB lad?
>>
>hahhaha nah i think we just get on very well but we just dont talk very much, its like mad love ya feel me?

what does this mean
>>
there should be a /london/ where all of those plebs can fuck off to
>>
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>>53836265
this is a rare hibike.
>>
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>>53836176
"What happened to the small?"
"There is no small. Small's medium."
"What's medium?"
"Medium's large and large is jumbo."
"Okay, give me the large."
"That's medium."
>>
>>53836321
*plays the tuba*
>>
>>53836185
very smart anime la

Also me on the wall allowing daylight into the room
>>
>>53835645
Messi is about 5'6 / 6'7 the bloke in the picture is clearly 5'11
>>
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>>53836394
>2 blokes
bit homo
>>
>>53836117
he wired money to your bank? fucking strange haha
>>
>>53836392
>about 5'6/ 6'7
very specific m8
>>
>>53836308
You can say London is crowded, expensive, polluted etc. but plebeian? lmao

>best music & arts scene in the country, perhaps Europe or the world
>several top tier universities
>Great libraries, including one of the largest in the world
>some of the world's great museums
>>
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>>53836394
:(
>>
>>53836239
>no drink sizes
>"I'll have a coffee"
>"sure, here is a thimble full of French sludge, enjoy!"

Disgusting
>>
>>53836394

at least he got a quick response
>>
>>53836392
would have been funny if you hadn't fucked it up you utter weapon
>>
>>53836394
kek, brutal.
>>
>At yank baseball game
>beers served in 12 24 and 32oz sizes
>what the fuck is a fluid ounce, give me the 32
>it's a litre of beer in a flimsy plastic cup

fucking yanks
>>
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>>53836338
>>
>>53836291
My favourites in order of best

Flubromazepam
4fmph
3fpm
bk2cb
sytnthcaine
1pLSD
MDAI (feels like MDMA lite)
methiopropamine
MandMs
Clonazolam
>>
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me on the right
>>
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>>53836451
>>53836485
so close
>>
ooh shes just seen the new tarantino film
>>
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>>
I doubt that we will go to the Moon again.
>>
>>53836515
how did those wanky yankies keep all the imperial stuff but not get useful things like fucking pints

can't believe we're the only nation in the world to be blessed with the glorious pint, truly god's country
>>
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doing a drug
>>
>>53836394
Alri
>>
>>53836597
she's not brown anymore haha
>>
>>53836515
Just get it down you
Fucking bender
>>
>>53836623
they can fuck you up mang be careful
>>
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>>53836557
>>
>>53836597
Year 6 Lavender is pretty peng, too bad she's a loony
>>
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>>53836623
>not having one of these bad boys
>>
>>53836527
cheers lad
bit new to this
>>
>>53836623
crush them up and snort them
>>
>>53836597

according to people who give a fuck race doesn't matter in films and such so whats the problem?
>>
>>53836623
Literally the worst sweets anyone has ever made, tastes like you're eating your nan's perfume
>>
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>>53836623
gonna get the rozzers round your place
>>
>>53836515
>32oz beer at a baseball game
I bet it was shitty beer and cost you a fortune huh?
>>
>>53836597

She has vitiligo, like Michael Jackson.
>>
>>53836666
have you paid your quads licence m8?
>>
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>>53836623
can taste this right now if i close my eyes
>>
It’s bloody hard and the Government don't really give a shit, they're alright in their posh houses and eating lobster and caviar every night.

Look at the Queen, she's got Buckingham Palace and God knows how many other fucking properties.

And I'm ment to FUCKIBG MAKE DO ON 900 a Month AM I??
>>
why are girls so picky lads
>>
want a gf
>>
>>53836519
Does this movie stink or what?
>>
>>53836738

$10 i think. it was minor league. went to the yankees too and wouldn't bother buying beer there, that was $10 for a small bottle. got an overly expensive shitty hotdog though
>>
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>>53836743
why are his kids white
>>
@@53836825
how does one get 900 a month are you a cripple?
>>
>>53836873
because they're not his kids
>>
>>53836833
because they can be
>>
>>53836833

because they can be

men are the hunters
>>
>>53836966
>>53836966
>>53836966

new thread
>>
where is craven
>>
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>2 weeks til I see the psychiatrist
>>
>>53836868
>$10/32oz (double pint)
Damn! Shitty beer or not that's a pretty good deal.
Why'd you go to a boreball game, twice? Did you enjoy yourself or are you a boreball fan?
>>
>>53837011

just wanted to experience true yank culture
>>
>>53836654 >>53836675 >>53836695 >>53836711 >>53836720 >>53836790

*bows*
>>
>>53836680
No problem.

Be sure to ask any questions on /brit/ of anything you're unsure of. I've helped loads of brits on here with research chems
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