why is everyone so scared of this tiny country haha
>tfw too tired not to be upset by things i read on 4chan
>tfw nothing else to do anyway so stay and be miserable
lmao there's some turbo dac-rocker at my work who is like the biggest steryotype
refuses to listen to ANYTHING remotely modern or "different" from his pleb tier classic rock.
>really want to explore australia desu. the tropical north, the temperate far south (and some coastal parts) and the hot desert middle. the place is literally fascinating
I'd like to ride an ATV around the desert there
but its too expensive
been to Nevada though, and the sub-tropics of the US
not much (hot) desert or tropics here,
Badlands I guess are close
the US has plenty though
want a darkie gf for slave roleplaying
GMT not BST
>"Anon, i'm so fucking wasted aha"
>"Mind if I crash at your house? I'll pass out right when I get there so I won't be much of a bother ahaha"
This guy in my ventrilio, says that he isn't american he's mostly british, which triggers me so i posted
any spare willies in this area
All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
I only come out when the sky gets dark, in the night time
We get shark-like, when it's the right time
I run around town scalping old folks for butter knives
No regards for nothing, we all up on the gutter life
I keep it on the down low, just like a terrorist
Planning out the illest shit but always keep it errorless
get a number 2 for that heroin-core look
move like a freakkk mr saxobeat
kind of wish i'd taken lots of nudes of myself before I hit puberty as I was a randy bugger back then and had a nice hairless arse and a tiny willy and a girly haircut
could sell them even today, it's not cp if its yourself??
kinda wish i was gay just so i could fulfill my sexual needs and desires a lot easier
all these benders have to do is go on grindr send a couple messgaes and they're getting shagged up the arse within an hour
Told this girl we're going out latter this week and got her number but I'm not going to msg her for a few days to get her sweating
>people blame the Jews for capitalism/usury growing to dominate Northern Europe when in reality it was the Calvinists
Oh shit, I'm sorry!
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all.
Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Sometimes, I pull on it so hard... I rip the skin.
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hands.
Will you show me?
I'd be right happy to!
I had nudes of myself when I was like 16 on my gmail that I sent to middle aged men, pretty sure it is illegal to have them tho
Because I'm 22 and hairy and not as skinny and lithe :((
WELL YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE I'M A DOWN DISGRACE
DRAG MY NAME ALL OVER THE PLACE
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
>A war veteran sells matches on the street, in Canterbury, Kent. England - Circa. 1930
What would he think of his country now?
>qt girl in primary school told her how her dad used to torture her and beat her up with his mates on Friday nights and she was scared to go home
>realise now she probably wanted me to invite her to mine
>I just told her to stop talking about it to me
>Posted an advert on Gumtree (when they allowed sex ads) saying I was a "horny teen" or something similar
>Got loads of emails from guys with cock pics
>Chatted back and forth with them about what I wanted to do
>Told them all I was 16 and legal (I was a few months off tbf)
>Agreed to meet this one guy with a pretty big dick to suck him off, he was nearby
>VIVIDLY remember being in the shower getting myself clean before I left, shaving my pubes off, brushing my hair, putting on a nice pair of skinny jeans
>He picked me up at the end of the road and I was really nervous, I could barely speak to him
>He wasn't that attractive, like a 6/10, but he was tall and I knew he had a nice willy and he was older which was a turn on
>He makes me feel at ease and we drive to the carpark of a nearby forest where there were no cars
>Start rubbing his cock through his jeans, he's already hard
>Feel like I'm going to pass out
>He unzips his jeans and pulls down his boxers
>The most beautiful fucking cock I've ever seen before my eyes, like 8 inches long and nice and fat, nice thatch of pubes
>Slobber all over it like the inexperiened bender I was, catch my teeth on it a couple of times, wank him off whilst the head is in my mouth
>Really enjoying it, hearing him grunt and moan and stroke my hair
>He says he lives quite close by if I want to try getting fucked
>I'm so horny I say yes pretty much straight away
idk if anyone wants to hear the rest. he did take me back to his and do me up the bum though
> how her dad used to torture her and beat her up with his mates on Friday nights
you know she means they took turns on her fanny and mouth by this? she just didnt want to say, if they "beat her up" shed be black and blue with bruises la
Yeah I know la, just makes me feel worse
She said they would to tie her hands together with a belt and her hands went blue.
She wasn't bullshitting as well, she was about 9 years old.
these dubs were predestined
Predestined to be a bender
there but for the grace of G*d go we all
>It's pretty great tbf lmao
doing a suicide
>BBC segment about increasing alcoholism amongst the over 50s
>guy says it started because he's lonely, isolated, had no friends and had a shitty job
These problems affect young people too, but nobody seems to care about that.
Why is it worse? As shown by this segment, people notice these issues in older people and there is tailored support available for them.
I'm in my 20s, I'm expected to just be able to solve it myself.
>Went back to his
>He had quite a messy house
>Looking at pictures he had a wife and kids, or maybe used to but there was nobody else there
>He took me up to his room and started kissing me, which I didn't like that much
>Took our clothes off and I did enjoy his hairy chest against mine
>Went down to suck him off again
>Licked his balls and shaft all over
>Tried deepthroating it but way too big, gagged immediately
>Carried on for a little while then he motioned for me to stop and he went into his drawer
>He had lube and johnnies in there
>Told me to bend over
>Started rubbing lube on my arsehole
>Again couldn't believe this was actually happening and felt a bit faint
>Somehow felt really, really, really good, just him rubbing my bp
>He slipped a finger in, started moving it in and out, felt uncomfortable at first but then I got used to it
>Did the same but with two and three fingers
>Stung so I asked him to use more lube which he did
>Felt more comfortable
>He must have been doing it for a while and I was just bent over moaning little a little slut
>Then I heard him opening the condom, turned around and saw him rolling it on
>genuinely did nearly pass out again
>I about to take a dick up the arse, wew
>Felt the tip against my bp
>He put it in slowly
>He kept going until it was all in then pulled it out again
>Hurt even more coming out
>gasped out in pain
>He put more lube on and just carried on
>Still really hurt but less
>He started to go faster
>Didn't feel good at all
>He was getting faster, and after about 10 mins I didn't feel anything at all
>He tells me to lean upwards so my back is against his chest
>Suddenly it feels GOOD, his dick is suddenly hitting the right spot
>I actually start involuntarily moaning
>He's shagging me pretty hard now and moaning
>I guess I was turning him on because he came in the condom soon after that
>Lay on the bed breathless for a while as he got changed
>He dropped me off at my house later on
how can it be Haram when God predestined that you should be bummed?
>how can it be Haram when God predestined that you should be bummed?
>I'm not even gay anymore, I'm past that phase. I'm heteroflexible now.
>...and then i said haha nice seat you wanker
>haha great post boz you're are getting a raise
I'd rather drowned in misery,
than come to new south wales
NSW meme state
Our ship was high upon the seas when pirates came along,
But the soldiers on our convict ship were full five hundred strong;
They opened fire and so they drove that pirate ship away
But I'd rather joined that pirate ship than gone to Botany Bay.