>No Anglo country in the top ten fans of the USA
>philipines took our number 1 spot
Why would we like you?
Even the WW2 thing is a joke since we were the only country which you made pay you back for lend lease. Even the Soviet Union got that stuff for free.
philipines is shooped in my lord, nobody is a better friend to you than us
You should be embarrassed that Vietnam is a better ally. You're supposed to be our bro.
I think historically France has one of the healthiest kinds of relationships it's possible to have with a superpower like the USA 2bh.
Last I checked, they don't have US bases on their soil.
>Vietnam is like a abused girlfriend
>we beat on them and the still love us
Should be thrown to the wolves the first chance we get desu.
When Germany turns into a caliphate we will finally throw off the yoke of Anglo tyranny and send the vile Ami home.
>Then you proceeded to stab us in the back multiple times to try to win favour with the Arabs.
>UK fucks everything with Sykes-Picot
>US has to forcibly retire them during Suez crisis
>Still ride shotgun on Operation Ajax
idk we were pretty generous for a while
100% of their """identity""" is about how they aren't us, so of course
You can't spell "cuck" without a U and a K. They will never not resent us for being better than they are
Really no explanation for this
They're basically Island Canadians
>Vietnam ahead of all of Europe.
Man, fuck you European pieces of trash. I hope Ahmed is nice and slow when he fucks your 12 year old blond daughter.
Oh, absolutely. But Brits are generally-speaking a very perfidious people, motivated almost entirely by petty ressentiment, and I don't doubt your country would do the same or worse given the opportunity. Britain more or less tried to undermine the US whenever it could until the US outstripped its influence. If the US hadn't castrated you, you'd be engaging in the same old typical Brit scheming that you're wont to do
It's crazy that 51% of Germans still love the US cock.
We've got American army bases on our soil and are actually subsidizing them, NSA base spying on our industry, Americans lobbying and bribing our politicians, American funded think tanks trying to influence policy.
Basically what the Turks believe the US is doing in Turkey they're actually doing in Germany.
Germany still butthurt, 70 years later it's still wide open
>actually subsidizing them
excuse me, but you'd be speaking Russian right now if we didn't have those bases there. My tax dollars go to protect the continent YOU live in as well as your shitty rotting home country, remember that.
Welp it must be hard for them trying to find something so microscopic.
If i sell stuff ofc i would love americans too,would love pretty much whoever comes in my store and buy stuff.
Just saying that most Italians see Americans as weirdos, not hate them but not love them either
You fuckers don't even pay rent or taxes and US soldiers spend most of their money on base anyway.
These evil Russians you've been protecting us from were pretty content with letting us run our own country, the Soviets even offered to let us reunite Germany but the Allies refused.
Also the NATO defense plan was to basically glas Germany in case of WW3 to halt the Soviet advance.
Only the Poles are still dumb enough to buy your bullshit.
>Really no explanation for this
Australians are militant anti-americans in real life. only a liberal cvck goes to australia and handles that level of bantz. personally I can't handle it, their entire existence revolves around taking the piss out of USA and especially any americans nearby.
>inb4 can't handle the banter
I am fully admitting that, because it is relentless. The level of hatred for the US is absurd. the shit these antipodeans say to your face would get them curb stomped by the most effete liberal cvcks in america
>US soldiers spend most of their money on base anyway.
Perhaps in Stuttgart and Rammstein, but on the smaller bases without housing they live out in town and spend their money out in town to include rent.
t. former Royal Navy occupier
> He thinks he has a say in his foreign policy.
Time to bend over, Hans, and receive your daily injection of freedom. You could have been forgotten about, but we like them struggling.
Just because you're a leftist cuckold doesn't mean you can rewrite history with such bullshit bias. You should spend more time focusing on being German than hating the west you are apart of and loving the east.
>You fuckers don't even pay rent or taxes
why should we? we won the war, we maintain the sovereignty of the land, not you. we protect your freedoms, and freedom isnt free you little shit. the blood of the patriots was spilled so that you can sit there and shitpost all day, remember that. Having a military isn't cheap; the concept of having the greatest military in the known universe protecting your country from within is a privilege little antifa turkroaches cant seem to grasp
>These evil Russians you've been protecting us from were pretty content with letting us run our own country, the Soviets even offered to let us reunite Germany but the Allies refused.
are you saying you're east german? this post implies you are east german, because you seem to think the soviets let you run your own country, which the very concept of is clearly horseshit.
>Only the Poles are still dumb enough to buy your bullshit.
Polish people aren't faggots
>former English settler colony
"America isn't Anglo!"
>Anglo Saxons invade and mix with Britons who are at various times ruled by Norsemen/Normans and themselves
"All of the UK are Anglo-Saxons"
What would you think of American secessionists?
Yeah, I stayed in Brisbane for 3 months and have backpacked up and down the east coast. One hostel in Newcastle, if it wasn't raining, I would have turned around and walked out. Night manager, soon as he heard my accent became a total dick, saying some shit about there being a $35 minimum on the debit card machine when the room was $24 a night... I told him to just charge me $35 then give me back $11 and he said we dont do cash back. I said, its not cash back, the girl before me paid cash, just before you put it in the til give it to me and charge me two persons and he screamed WE DON'T FUCKING DO CASH BACK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND FUCKING ENGLISH? FUCKING YANKS!!!!!!!!
The guy was literally shaking.
It was like 1am and raining outside so I fished around until I put together $24 or whatever and went to straight to bed.
This is just ONE STORY.
Why do the filipinos so ameriboo? Afaik all you do is go there and fuck their kids. Do they collect the cum from the pink-socked asshole of a child as a precious token to impregnate their women? Are they breeding a race of halfbreed superpedos?
>when ya coming home son I don't know when
> New Zealand as an empire
Thank you for the optimism America but we'd be playing second fiddle to Australia. They would destroy themselves before seeing us as the regional power. Plus, they kind of have the resource and land advantage over us.
It's as if Canada tried to take over your spot as superpower. You would bankrupt yourself before ever letting it happen.
NEW ZEALAND STRONK!!!
Except that after the Trials of Lands all the nations started annexing each other, Canada and USA, Ireland and UK, Australia and New Zealand. Australia was decimated in Sino-Anglo War, and lush New Zealand took the lead.
Start digging, you'll need to make shelters.
Yank unable to understand that there's a difference between paying cash and getting cash back after using your card.
If he let you do that he'd effectively open the entire place to the expectation that the desk could be used as a pseudo ATM.
Let me know if you need help understanding anything else.
The prophet has spoken.
The bunkers shall be built.
>this is a typical Australian reaction to such circumstances
Semi related. I had an odd experience when travelling with my mother in Hong Kong. The hotel was determined to make a charge on the credit card, instead of just taking the details for doing a charge if required.
They were adamant that that was how they did it, and my mum (who was jet lagged) was getting angry. Eventually they just took 500 HKD cash and we got it back at the end, but it seemed a weird travel procedure.
>Get told you can't do something
>Try to do it anyway
>Get abused but the probably near suicidal bloke working at the backpackers
>Sook for a bit
>Do what you're told
>Sulk in your room
Seems pretty cut and dried to me mate.
Or he could have just given him 11 fucking dollars from the last transaction at 1 am. Plus what's the deal with a high minimum charge in Australia? I had to do it in a hotel for meal and it was a month before I saw the difference.
Retarded process t b h.
High minimum is either a hold-over from when there was significant fees or delays for using EFTPOS or credit cards or it's for money grubbing. You can generally tell by what kind of place it is. Small businesses will usually have a minimum of about $10 which is the former and clubs / bars will have a minimum of $30~ which is the later.
The delay on your money is probably because you had a british bank and international transfers always seem to take forever.
As for why the guy didn't do it he'd probably lose his job, places like that are strict on cash handling rules because they're so prone to abuse / robbery. Especially if the (potential) culprit (could) /leaves the country soon after.
>tfw top 10 critics
Thank god people here arent THAT stupid.
Fuck off. The guy is collecting money and putting it in a drawer, its a hostel not a gas station. In this case the money for the girl right in front of me was still laying on the desk. The guy was clearly desperate for me to use cash to avoid the transaction fee
>cash lying on table
>debit card machine where price is entered manually using a number pad
>WE DON'T DO CASH BACK!!!!!
Again, fuck Australia. Thanks for helping to prove my point, though. To all Americans reading this, enjoy your trip :^)
Just consider this your warning: you'll get better aussie hospitality at a steakhouse.
This sums them up.
>in a bar in the middle of nowhere in vorarlberg
>full of farmers
>American couple are in there
>demand, don't even ask nicely, for them to stop smoking
>get told its a smoking bar and restaurant
>they get angry
>tell them they are going to leave a bad review on tripadvisor
>none of these guys even own a computer