>No Anglo country in the top ten fans of the USA Traitors.

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>philipines took our number 1 spot


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your country is about 1% anglo, why should we be fans?

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>>53756552
Why would we like you?

Even the WW2 thing is a joke since we were the only country which you made pay you back for lend lease. Even the Soviet Union got that stuff for free.

>top 10
>there's 11

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>>53756691
philipines is shooped in my lord, nobody is a better friend to you than us

>>53756552
Whatever, I'm fine with just France liking us. I like France.

>Vietnam
what

>>53759343
Yeah. Did I miss something? Viets are just goatcucks if this is true.

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>>53759343
You should be embarrassed that Vietnam is a better ally. You're supposed to be our bro.

>>53756552
>trusting the imperialist devil

Wow, France finally lost it's last bit of self respect.

>>53756552
>bangladesh
>kenya
????

what a random assortment of countries.

>>53759432
>>53759343
They really really hate the Chinese.

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>>53756552
Feels good to be in the minority

>>53756552
>dat 22% dislike
It's either the Islamists or the Leftists

>>53759509
Well if you can't have food at least you can have misplaced pride.

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>>53759461

I think historically France has one of the healthiest kinds of relationships it's possible to have with a superpower like the USA 2bh.

Last I checked, they don't have US bases on their soil.

>>53756653
You're mad we expect better of you than fucking Red Ivan?

>>53759343
The younger generation in Vietnam loves American culture.

>>53756552
We like you, we're just not as desperate as those countries.

We respect you, those other countries are just trying to blow you.

>>53759461
They still have more self-respect than Germany.

>canada

Nice showing, assholes

>>53759468
We have a kenyan president

As for vietnam, china invaded them after us so they need us as an ally against china.

>>53756552
Top Fans
1 Colony
2 Tax sponge
3 Colony
4 Their president was born here

See? all you need to do is give them tons of money and your government, and they will like you.

>Germany
Fucking hell, Hans, when will the ride end?

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>>53756552
>Vietnam is like a abused girlfriend
>we beat on them and the still love us

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>>53756552
>Turkey
Should be thrown to the wolves the first chance we get desu.

>>53756552
What the fuck is Greece's problem?

>>53759774
I'm mad that we were the only ones. Then you proceeded to stab us in the back multiple times to try to win favour with the Arabs.

>>53756598
FUCKING ARAVIM AHHH

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>>53759834
>>53759626
When Germany turns into a caliphate we will finally throw off the yoke of Anglo tyranny and send the vile Ami home.

>USA
>anglo
This meme needs to die.

We're an English-speaking Afro-Eurasian-American country. Haven't been Anglo for about 200 years, at least.

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>>53761101
>Then you proceeded to stab us in the back multiple times to try to win favour with the Arabs.
>UK fucks everything with Sykes-Picot
>US has to forcibly retire them during Suez crisis
>Still ride shotgun on Operation Ajax
idk we were pretty generous for a while

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>>53756552
>Anglo
Yeah... about that

>>53756552
Are Filipinos 'Honorary Americans'?

>Canada
100% of their """identity""" is about how they aren't us, so of course

>UK
You can't spell "cuck" without a U and a K. They will never not resent us for being better than they are

>Australia
Really no explanation for this

>New Zealand
They're basically Island Canadians

>>53761202
Suez only failed because of Eisenhower went full "we will arm the Arabs and destroy the pound if you don't stop it".

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>>53756552
>Vietnam ahead of all of Europe.

Man, fuck you European pieces of trash. I hope Ahmed is nice and slow when he fucks your 12 year old blond daughter.

>>53761270
They're practically Mexicans.
Which has its good points and terrible ones all at the same time

>>53761307
Good. I'm honestly glad we hammered the final nail in the coffin of your """""""empire"""""""

>>53761341
Then you can understand why we don't like you.

>>53761338

They're good a killing Muslims.

unsung heroes to DESU SENPAI

i love usa

>>53761388
Thank you!

>>53761355
Oh, absolutely. But Brits are generally-speaking a very perfidious people, motivated almost entirely by petty ressentiment, and I don't doubt your country would do the same or worse given the opportunity. Britain more or less tried to undermine the US whenever it could until the US outstripped its influence. If the US hadn't castrated you, you'd be engaging in the same old typical Brit scheming that you're wont to do

>>53761016
Does Turkey even like anybody?

>>53761415

just kidding

>>53761654
Its bound to be a shorter list than the people they don't like and vis-versa

>>53761699
Oh :(

>>53761737

there are many usa fans in all over the world

You're the traitors actually.

>>53761768
But all I want is (You) :(

>> 53756552

>> Germany
>> More of a critic than China

Final solution for Huns when?

>>53756552
>87% italy
Wat

>>53756552
>Having a favorable opinion of your Canada 2.0

nah

>>53756750
kek

>>53761829

terroni, they like anyone who will spend money on them.

>>53759343
sun tzu
the enemy of my enemy is my friend

>53759343
>53759432

> He hasn't heard about the Ching Chongs trying to take themselves an ocean.

And you call our education poor.

It's crazy that 51% of Germans still love the US cock.

We've got American army bases on our soil and are actually subsidizing them, NSA base spying on our industry, Americans lobbying and bribing our politicians, American funded think tanks trying to influence policy.

Basically what the Turks believe the US is doing in Turkey they're actually doing in Germany.

>>53761355
>>53761419
#REKT

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>>53756552

Germany still butthurt, 70 years later it's still wide open

>>53759444

This, desu. Literally America Lite with no military.

>>53761887
No,they are the ones that dislike America.
>le terun may may
Cmon.

>>53759468

Just like how edgy fucks in Yurop suck them some Putin dick, edgy former British colonies suck ours. Feels good, desu.

>>53759509

Russia stronk!!!!!!!

>>53761965

Search the opinion of the locals of the navy base in Napoli and Catania as compared to the local opinion of the army base in Vincenza. It's night and day.

>>53756552
Why Egypt hate USA ?

>>53761928
>actually subsidizing them
excuse me, but you'd be speaking Russian right now if we didn't have those bases there. My tax dollars go to protect the continent YOU live in as well as your shitty rotting home country, remember that.

>>53761032

The only news they can get in Moon Rune comes from Putin these days.

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>>53761966
Welp it must be hard for them trying to find something so microscopic.

>>53761101

How about not doing fuck all during Vietnam? You owe us some casualties, worst daddy.

>>53762024
the rulers we select run their country with an iron fist and our partners make sure to keep their brothers in gaza starving

>>53761282

Australia and New Zealand are still bro-tier, just not in the top 10 apparently.

>>53762009
>local
If i sell stuff ofc i would love americans too,would love pretty much whoever comes in my store and buy stuff.
Just saying that most Italians see Americans as weirdos, not hate them but not love them either

>>53762024

Mudslime Brotherhood influence/Mubarak generally being a horrible dictator with US support.

>>53761333

Welcome to the club. 4chan has taught me all about Perfidious Albion and the Perfidious Hun.

>>53761415

Careful. That is a ching chong you are talking to.

>>53762091

>weirdos

how so? like in the same way they see Germans as weirdos (terrible dress sense, less refined manners, bad taste in food, etc.)?

>>53762026
You fuckers don't even pay rent or taxes and US soldiers spend most of their money on base anyway.

These evil Russians you've been protecting us from were pretty content with letting us run our own country, the Soviets even offered to let us reunite Germany but the Allies refused.

Also the NATO defense plan was to basically glas Germany in case of WW3 to halt the Soviet advance.

Only the Poles are still dumb enough to buy your bullshit.

>>53761282
>>Australia
>Really no explanation for this
Australians are militant anti-americans in real life. only a liberal cvck goes to australia and handles that level of bantz. personally I can't handle it, their entire existence revolves around taking the piss out of USA and especially any americans nearby.
>inb4 can't handle the banter
I am fully admitting that, because it is relentless. The level of hatred for the US is absurd. the shit these antipodeans say to your face would get them curb stomped by the most effete liberal cvcks in america

>>53762066
>>53762095
>That make 85% hate
Sound Legit because they're not having a Civil war now.

>>53761928

You need to subsidize more. Until you fucking start up that military again and do some shit keeping the Reds at bay, be prepared to earn your keep in the bed sheets.

>>53759444
>tfw your country is the best Godfather character

>>53756603
If by ethnicity, the British Isles are barely Anglo. It's all some Celtic-Saxon-Norse mix. We are both incredibly Anglo in culture.

>>53762171
>US soldiers spend most of their money on base anyway.

Perhaps in Stuttgart and Rammstein, but on the smaller bases without housing they live out in town and spend their money out in town to include rent.

t. former Royal Navy occupier

>>53759461
>Germany
>Literally taking shit about anything

>>53761937
why do we need a military when you do it
>FOR FREE

>>53762171

> He thinks he has a say in his foreign policy.

Time to bend over, Hans, and receive your daily injection of freedom. You could have been forgotten about, but we like them struggling.

>>53762241

It is literally what any subjugated nation has said throughout history in order to save face. aren't you embarrassed?

>>53762183
You've been there yourself?

>>53761005

> That's most of the world, desu.

The smart ones keep their mouths shut.

>>53762216
how does america so regularly manage to outstupid itself

>>53756598
>>53761126

at least they didn't steal the land :^)

>>53762136
Yes

>>53761654
no
t. turk

>>53762213

>tfw your character choked on a fucking orange peel

>>53756552
USA is shit. I like Americans.

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>>53762171
Just because you're a leftist cuckold doesn't mean you can rewrite history with such bullshit bias. You should spend more time focusing on being German than hating the west you are apart of and loving the east.

>>53762183

Uh, dude, I think you are extrapolating based on one Kangaroo fucker that spends all his time on 4-chan.

>>53762171
>You fuckers don't even pay rent or taxes
why should we? we won the war, we maintain the sovereignty of the land, not you. we protect your freedoms, and freedom isnt free you little shit. the blood of the patriots was spilled so that you can sit there and shitpost all day, remember that. Having a military isn't cheap; the concept of having the greatest military in the known universe protecting your country from within is a privilege little antifa turkroaches cant seem to grasp

>These evil Russians you've been protecting us from were pretty content with letting us run our own country, the Soviets even offered to let us reunite Germany but the Allies refused.
are you saying you're east german? this post implies you are east german, because you seem to think the soviets let you run your own country, which the very concept of is clearly horseshit.

>Only the Poles are still dumb enough to buy your bullshit.
Polish people aren't faggots

>>53762303
>English language
>common law
>former English settler colony
"America isn't Anglo!"
>Anglo Saxons invade and mix with Britons who are at various times ruled by Norsemen/Normans and themselves
"All of the UK are Anglo-Saxons"

>>53762337
Thanks raskolnikov :)

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>>53762337
What would you think of American secessionists?

>>53761928
Wow Germany, you sure are cucked.

>>53762408
Almost forgot
>Anglo-Saxons invade Romano-Britons

>>53762286
>>53762367
Yeah, I stayed in Brisbane for 3 months and have backpacked up and down the east coast. One hostel in Newcastle, if it wasn't raining, I would have turned around and walked out. Night manager, soon as he heard my accent became a total dick, saying some shit about there being a $35 minimum on the debit card machine when the room was $24 a night... I told him to just charge me $35 then give me back $11 and he said we dont do cash back. I said, its not cash back, the girl before me paid cash, just before you put it in the til give it to me and charge me two persons and he screamed WE DON'T FUCKING DO CASH BACK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND FUCKING ENGLISH? FUCKING YANKS!!!!!!!!
The guy was literally shaking.
It was like 1am and raining outside so I fished around until I put together $24 or whatever and went to straight to bed.
This is just ONE STORY.

fuck australia

>>53762561
That's fucking absurd, sounds rough. Pretty fucking sad too, I'd go out of my way to be kind to anyone visiting my state.

>>53756552
>France
Fucking what? Since when?
Goddamned tsundere frogs. Make up your minds.

>>53762610
I think they like us, as long as we stay in our country and stay the fuck outta paris.

>>53762337
Thanks, Russia. I wish more people made that distinction.

>>53762561

More stories about emotional Aussies please.

>>53762740
This

>>53759444
Inaccurate. I don't even eat pasta that much.

>>53761419
That goes without saying though. Then again you're just as scheming and full of self interest as Britain is. You're really quite similar.

>>53762895

Maybe that's why we dislike eachother so much.

>well the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon

>>53762920
>Little boy blue and the man in the moon

>>53762920
I'm gonna be just like you, dad.

Gonna be an empire soon, dad.

>>53762895
It's what all Anglos do once the mantel if superpower falls on them. In the 22nd century resource wars New Zealand will have it too.

>>53756552
Why do the filipinos so ameriboo? Afaik all you do is go there and fuck their kids. Do they collect the cum from the pink-socked asshole of a child as a precious token to impregnate their women? Are they breeding a race of halfbreed superpedos?

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>>53762939

>when ya coming home son I don't know when

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>>53762964
>We'll be together then, dad.

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>>53762960
> New Zealand as an empire

> Ever

Thank you for the optimism America but we'd be playing second fiddle to Australia. They would destroy themselves before seeing us as the regional power. Plus, they kind of have the resource and land advantage over us.

It's as if Canada tried to take over your spot as superpower. You would bankrupt yourself before ever letting it happen.

NEW ZEALAND STRONK!!!

>>53762561
Kekd hard

>>53763023
Except that after the Trials of Lands all the nations started annexing each other, Canada and USA, Ireland and UK, Australia and New Zealand. Australia was decimated in Sino-Anglo War, and lush New Zealand took the lead.

Start digging, you'll need to make shelters.

>>53762561
Yank unable to understand that there's a difference between paying cash and getting cash back after using your card.
If he let you do that he'd effectively open the entire place to the expectation that the desk could be used as a pseudo ATM.

Let me know if you need help understanding anything else.

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>>53763099
The prophet has spoken.

The bunkers shall be built.

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>>53763108
>this is a typical Australian reaction to such circumstances

>>53763108

No excuse for yelling like a petulant autist.

>>53763108
Semi related. I had an odd experience when travelling with my mother in Hong Kong. The hotel was determined to make a charge on the credit card, instead of just taking the details for doing a charge if required.

They were adamant that that was how they did it, and my mum (who was jet lagged) was getting angry. Eventually they just took 500 HKD cash and we got it back at the end, but it seemed a weird travel procedure.

>>53756552
Philiphines still being spanish!!!! *snif*snif*

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>>53763131
>Get told you can't do something
>Try to do it anyway
>Get abused but the probably near suicidal bloke working at the backpackers
>Sook for a bit
>Do what you're told
>Sulk in your room

Seems pretty cut and dried to me mate.

>>53763209

Or he could have just given him 11 fucking dollars from the last transaction at 1 am. Plus what's the deal with a high minimum charge in Australia? I had to do it in a hotel for meal and it was a month before I saw the difference.

Retarded process t b h.

>>53763307
High minimum is either a hold-over from when there was significant fees or delays for using EFTPOS or credit cards or it's for money grubbing. You can generally tell by what kind of place it is. Small businesses will usually have a minimum of about $10 which is the former and clubs / bars will have a minimum of $30~ which is the later.

The delay on your money is probably because you had a british bank and international transfers always seem to take forever.

As for why the guy didn't do it he'd probably lose his job, places like that are strict on cash handling rules because they're so prone to abuse / robbery. Especially if the (potential) culprit (could) /leaves the country soon after.

Why the fuck would Brits be fans of the USA? They've fucked us over so many times.

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>>53756552
>tfw top 10 critics

Thank god people here arent THAT stupid.

>>53763108
>B-b-b-but...
Fuck off. The guy is collecting money and putting it in a drawer, its a hostel not a gas station. In this case the money for the girl right in front of me was still laying on the desk. The guy was clearly desperate for me to use cash to avoid the transaction fee

>cash lying on table
>debit card machine where price is entered manually using a number pad
>WE DON'T DO CASH BACK!!!!!
Again, fuck Australia. Thanks for helping to prove my point, though. To all Americans reading this, enjoy your trip :^)
Just consider this your warning: you'll get better aussie hospitality at a steakhouse.

>>53764271
Post another story.

>>53764271

>Be American
>Get told you can't have something
>Ask to have it anyway
>Don't get it because you were told you can't have it
>Stay butthurt for years to come

Kek. More stories?

>>53756552
>no japan
burger weebs btfo
>france and italy
toppukekku

>>53764271
There's a hostel in Newcastle? What the fuck for?
I live here m8 you want me to throw a stars and stripes brick through the window?

>>53764941
This sums them up.

>in a bar in the middle of nowhere in vorarlberg
>full of farmers
>American couple are in there
>demand, don't even ask nicely, for them to stop smoking
>get told its a smoking bar and restaurant
>they get angry
>tell them they are going to leave a bad review on tripadvisor
>none of these guys even own a computer