/cum/ Canada, USA, Mexico

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multiculturalism and tolerance

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>>53657684
nth for skeletons

>>53657762
this man scares me he looks like a comic book villain pretending to be a hero

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Una vela...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4CRE8_peVE

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night then

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>>53657867

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>>53657867
It's not that late.

>>53657864
Breakfast HYPE

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>>53657835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kcmwXUdDCE

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>>53657980
>scrambled
DELETE THIS

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>you will never purge Hotline Bling from History

FUCK DRAKE AND FUCK TOP 40 RADIO

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>>53658263
I can't tell if drake and the girls in his music video are mixed black or mexican

>>53658330
most blacks are mixed these days desu

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>>53658347
They get whiter each generation and soon they will be extinct.

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>>53658383
if only

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>>53658383
But what if whites keep getting darker

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My flag pole and complimentary US flag has arrived, fuckers.

>>53658429

you better fly that high at all hours of the day or we'll send the marines after you

you've got a job now to protect that flag with your life

>>53658429
>flag is touching the ground
thats rude!

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>>53658383
>>53658401
But all those tainted bloodlines tho

>>53658447
I promise I'll fly it on the 4th of July.
>you've got a job now to protect that flag with your life

y-yes sir!

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>>53658413
>whites become new blacks
>blacks become new whites
>nobody notices because hillbillies are white niggers anyway
>countries like Britain and sweden birth black traps
>>53658462
War fought with dick and pussy must have sacrifices

>>53658485

no, not just 4th of july

armistice day, Washington's Birthday, Lincoln's Birthday, August 6th, and June 6th

>>53658459
If it makes you feel better it's sitting beautifully on a table right now while I figure out where I want to hang it

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>>53658462
Kill em' all.

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>>53658462
>>53658507
What a horrible fate

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>>53658522
Sure thing, bud.

>>53658526
hi

>>53658525
it does
>>53658554
It is the cycle of humanity anon we fuck them and then they fuck us and the next thing you know we are become kings and shit and they are killing themselves again because they are what they hate while we are just something we fuck when we feel the urge.

>>53658610
God bless them

>>53658610

RIPiP nvr 4get ;_;7

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>>53658610
in our hopes and prayers T_T

>>53658610
true patriots

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is this true?

>>53658789
i drew that

>>53658807

of course not

how the hell could he dunk the ball if he's under 5 ft tall?

>>53658789
how is this eaten

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>>53658807
yes

>>53658833
your mouth senpai

>>53658859
i can't fit that in there

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>>53658833
like this

>>53658881
but then how do I hold the burger

>>53658908
with your hands you tard

>>53658908
Your totaly straight bro helps you out like straight bros do when handling another bros meat bruh

>>53658908
mmm I'll hold it for you

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>>53658833
>>53658859
>>53658881
>>53658908
>>53658930
>>53658937
>>53658943
like this

>>53658960
that's a long sweater

I bought a new phone and the piece of shit won't connect to wifi, it just shows a little exclamation mark next to the wifi signal strength indicator
What the fuck is wrong with it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06gxDn2VCls

>>53658960
How the fuck will he eat without a mouth genius

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>>53658973
>>53659026

>>53659063
Holy shit I did not see that haha fuck yeah your a genius!

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>>53659063
>thats a mouth
i thought it was a woman with a very long dress and a tiny mouth

>>53659014

notice how best non non isnt associating with hood rats

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>>53656669

>>53659200
she in inside the trap house getting BLACKED while that pic was taken

>>53659218
not going to read because i'm assuming it is sad

>>53659271
Some sort of mutant child who is half dog is getting vet shots in a bed while a doc gets his hopes up. She vomits up on him and dies so they give him her stuffed animal

>>53659249

nah, she's too pure for that

everybody knows Mugi is the one getting BLACKED

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>>53659218
thanks for the laugh m8

>>53659305
yup don't want to read that

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>>53659396
soft cunt desu

>>53659444
not soft for not wanting to be sad
i don't like being sad

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>>53659502
>getting sad
soft cunt confirmed

>>53659543
you are advised to eat my dick desu

rude

>>53659542
rood

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>>53659543
had a nap from 6pm to 8:30pm so I could stay up, watch movies, and watch the Taiwan election

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXougfcMU6o

>tfw I live only a few miles north from here
>tfw never go there and just stay inside, sad

>>53659658

What's keeping you from going there?
It's pretty crowded anyways.

>>53659759
Idk, I just never go down

Maybe on Monday I will bike over. Some guy ran a ton of people over there like in 2014 and killed an Italian tourist

It's a pretty popular place, if you've ever heard of Muscle Beach it's right there at Venice, pretty famous

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I love men and dicks what do I do

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guys if u ever hav gf fug her to this song ok ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCVhhUxnp8

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>>53659543
Resetting my sleep schedule at 6pm today desu so untill then its dragons dogma all day

>>53659829
When I had a gf in high school we were making out on her bed and her iPod was on shuffle and some depressing Radiohead song came on and it killed the mood totally kek

I think it was like "How To Disappear Completely"

>>53657684
bitch imma cum all over your ass

>>53659791

I've even been there. To me it was a little overrated, it was pretty dirty, but maybe I've been there on a bad day.
But as much as people dislike LA, and I have to admit I also dislike the cities image, I found it quite okay, but that's maybe because I don't have to live there and I avoided Compton, Gardena etc.

>>53659863
>dragons dogma
noice
mite buy it

>>53659897
good song tho desu

>>53659863
I have it downloaded but haven't installed or played it yet
I've heard it's a really good port tho

>>53659916
Yeah I live in Malibu so I'm kinda extremely sheltered from most of the bad stuff

I honestly like living here a good deal. Couldn't imagine not being so close to the ocean, not having sun so often, and not having so much stuff to do in LA only a short drive away.

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>>53659543
no thx

>>53659937
yeah lol but when you're trying to be romantic kinda depressing to have on

she seemed embarrassed too. not the type of girl you would think listens to Radiohead

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>>53659975
But your sleeping schedule.

>>53660059
is being fixed

>>53659965
>Malibu
Not bad. Aren't the houses there extremly expensive? Also there's a guy looking like snoop dog in a post office there. I've been staying in Santa Monica for some days. The hotel was huge, eventhough it was not this Las Vegas huge. Nice place.

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>>53660064
I can't draw animals from imagination desu
>>53660084
What are you up to, anon?

>>53660089
Yeah my dad is an engineer who has made a lot of $ and lets me live at home

I think I might know who you're referring to

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>>53660156

>>53660156
played games with friends for a while but stopped and not sure what im gonna do now desu

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>>53659924
>>53659942
Its a very good port but if you plan on using keyboard and mouse you should plan on rebinding everything as its set up for nip players
>mfw 60fps no borders after all these years

>>53660290
does it do 144?
i seriously hope so

>>53660182

Impressive, he must be a smart guy. I mean California has a lot of beautiful places to live. If I had to chose were to move and had like an infinite amount of money, I'd have at least five places where I could imagine to live.

>>53660330
he's one of the early web people

depending on who you ask he's not so smart for letting me NEET

yeah I know what you mean. I haven't traveled that much because my dad says I shouldn't considering I'm NEET so I don't have too much perspective on good places to live.

I gotta sleep, take care man :)

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>>53660307
only 60 lad

>>53660405
eh that's still ok
will probably install & play it tomorrow

>>53660390

Night.

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started watching X-files, buds

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>tfw no qt gf to survive the upcoming race war with

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Guys I have a thing for dominant assertive women, whats wrong with me

>>53660596
yellow fever

>>53660596
Nothing as long as you aren't a bitch. Two dominant assertive people make the best couples once you realize that you can team up to start controlling other people at a much higher level.

>>53660689
He said assertive not psychopathic

the kong is being abused

>>53661312

not donkey kong?!?!?!

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Pain in my shoulder is to much to be awake for so I give up on fixing my sleep schedule, goodnight anons!

>>53659808
Get a boyfriend, probably.

>>53661450
What happened?

I broke my collarbone back in august and that was fucking awful

>>53661509
no one cares lad

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Scully's a cunt

>>53661525
I wanna know what happened to him, though

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>>53661539
>Scully will never be your gf

>>53661563
Labrum tore out several years ago and im recovering from surgery I had in november

doing a jew lads

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psst is every1 seeping

>mom wants me to go to her friend's house with family tomorrow because I need to "get out and meet people"

please kill me

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>>53662878
psst
no

>>53662947
Your mum wants you and her friend to hook up
Go with it dude

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>>53662947
>that feel when you go and meet the girl of your dreams and your life is changed forever

>>53663044
she's married

>>53663108
I don't want to meet anyone, girl of my dreams or otherwise.

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>>53663133
why anon why

>>53662995
Autism

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2016 is the year of the gf

are you ready?

haaaaaaaaaahaaahha

>>53661617
Get a hold of some indica lad, not only will it hell you deal with the pain much better than any prescription opioid, but it will also help you go to sleep.

>>53663133
JUST DO IT
U
S
T

D
O

I
T

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The end is near.

I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery body /cum/ing against it.

It shall not find me.

God, that hand!

The window! The window!

Explain yourselves: >>53663715

>>53664481
Post your cute Finnish thighs

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>>53664509

>>53664846
I meant your thighs, anon.

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>>53664871

>>53664985
Those are pretty nice, but I'm not sure the are yours.

k-kawaii desu

Do they have Hersheys in America?

Does anyone here own a 2001 version Mustang, or a 3rd gen camaro?

>>53665207
Greatest

>>53665269
They are a bunch of fucking useless autists who watch anime all day long

/cum/ is a fucking shit general

>>53665207
just how?
this is stone, is not it?

>>53665207
Pretty solid thigh desu.

>>53665295

It's okay, I don't like anime, but if you have a real topic to talk about you can get some "conversation". It couldn't be worse than /deutsch/ anyways.

>>53665179
yes and it is pretty good

>>53665179
Yeah but they taste like vomit.

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>>53665735
>butyric acid

Going to make an attempt at leaving 4chan entirely, lads. Wish me luck. Maybe I'll use my free time better, maybe I'll end up on imgur instead like a normie. Only time will tell.

Just drop something at [email protected] if you want to get ahold of me. Be aware of how mailinator works and that it won't be a private message, obviously.

With love and baitposting, swecuck.

>>53666716
Goodbye, anon. Hope things go well for you.

puta madre
it's 5 AM already and I haven't slept ;_;

fuck I'm hungry

>>53669680
I usually eat when I'm hungry.

>>53669819
I should be going to sleep desu

>>53669844
You'll have to pick between the two or try both at once.

>tfw everyone has had more experience with guns than you
>even the girls you talk to have gone out skeet shooting and hunting vermin and shit
>Father has owned a garand for forever and never taught me how to use it

It's absolutely absurd but I feel like less of a man for not knowing how to or having handled a firearm.

I should buy an AKM. Soon.

>>53670959

Operating a handgun like a pistol is pretty easy. Maintaining them and rip them plus rebuilt them is the hardest part, I believe.

I love it when you wake up and mommy is already cooking you breakfast. Simply epic.

Good morning my fellow children of God

Please respect your vessel and focus on healthy eating, exercise, and sleep habits.

I am sincerely worried for many of you.

>>53673844
Why? Everyone here is pretty well adjusted to the outside world.

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tfw no '70 ss nova

tattoos and piercings are dumb why do people like them so much

>>53675241
because it makes you look cool

>>53675241
It looks good on some people and stupid on other people.

Do you still have cowbois?

>>53675427
Yeah dawg

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>>53675472
Do they ride horses, look for cows and shoot each other?

>>53675241
because people are dumb

>>53675532
yeah we still have ranchers. Recently some in Oregon with milita have taken control of a federal building due to land grab by the government in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeHPgF_9E0

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Falling asleep at a reasonable hour feels good.

>>53673931

Americars best cars
Too bad we can't really enjoy them here in europe

>>53678798
>>53678798

>>53678798
>>53678798

http://strawpoll.me/6535642/
http://strawpoll.me/6535642/

http://strawpoll.me/6535642/
http://strawpoll.me/6535642/

>>53678798
But then you won't be awake for real nigga hours...

The singer known as Marina Lambrini Diamandis

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VOTE LUSO:
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw

>>53679400
>/hilo/ winning anythin ever
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>53678798
i'll take your word for it

>>53667557
>There are people ITT who are in ironically unable to sleep

Morning
Time for 8 hours of work~

>>53680407
Well stop posting here and fucking do it then

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>>53679743
desu

>>53680407
have fun

Guys know when your vcard will be taken yet?

>>53680407
Same here, shift starts in 3 hours

>>53681971
This year for sure, it's the year of the gf after all.

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>>53682467
H-Haha yeah b..bro this year for sure!

>>53681971
I estimate around 6 months from now.

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>tfw no more freshmeat
>tfw out of roast
>tfw store meat is fucking garbage
>I watched someone eat a grey turkey sandwich today at subway
This place is nasty lads

>>53681971
11 years ago

Capitalistic pigs must die.

>>53682593

you can be happy without a gf. I could give you stuff to rationalize, but in the end it's up to you.

>>53683136
>tfw libertarian, NEET and proud

>>53683253
>tfw capitalistic pigs stole all the jobs and took money I could earn

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>>53683301
>mfw gooberment job as laborer with gooberment benefits

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>tfw no robot working class so the squalor never has to be seen or heard

just pooped for the third time

was little more than farts and fart juice

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I JUST BOUGHT A NEW BASEBALL TEE AND WHEN I TOOK THE TAG OFF IT TORE A HOLE IN THE COLLAR

>>53683502
I hope you collected a sample for a stool culture

ALSO, WHEN I WAS GETTING MY HAIRCUT THE LADY FUCKING BEIBER'D ME

I JUST WANTED A TRIM

>>53683558
nah just flushed it

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>>53683525
>>53683596

>>53683387
I hate that kind of jobs but I am starting to think it's my destiny to have one.

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>>53683641
It's not funny

>>53683643
Its pretty good in America you get health insurance through work and the pay is still high at 28-50 an hour 4 days a week 10-12 hours a day unless the weather cancels work.

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>>53683734
It is tho

>>53683853
At least I don't still have the Beebs' hair. I told that cunt to shave it.

>tfw balding

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>>53684009
iktfb

Just found out the girl I like lives 3 hours away. She wants me to visit, but doesn't have a car. My paranoid side says it's a ploy to get me to cosign on one for her.

If she does have good intentions, which is probably the case, it's still a crazy distance to drive. wat do

>>53683915
You had a Justin Bieber haircut?

>>53684089
play vidya instead

>>53684089
3hr is a long drive? The fuck is wrong with you. Don't you spend like 6hr a day staring at a computer screen?

>>53684089
If it's a one night thing then meh, fine. Relationship, however, is a nono given the distance. Definitely not worth it

>>53684009
Dress up as max payne and go kill a ton of Brazilians
>>53684089
>cosigning on loans
DOWN BOY DOWN, dont do nothing unless you getting something out of it first that way you can bail and still come out on top

>>53684144
For 3 minutes. It was shoulder length.

It's another tequila sunrise
Starin slowly cross the sky...

Good morning from Hawaii...

this thread insufferable

>>53684250
just like /brit/ then eh

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>>53684250
Calm down yankie doodle or we will do to you what that grizzly bear did to Leonardo dicaprio

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>>53683136

>>53684215
I wouldn't even consider it until we were dating for at least a year and she hasn't lost interest in me.
>>53684213
Not like I have anything else to do with my time. Summer's only 5 months away, too.
>>53684153
Tired of vidya. Whole reason I messaged her about a week ago.

>>53683136
>Russian communist
What's being 12 like?

Going to have myself a nice beat off. What should I pound to?

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>>53684618
This

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>>53684250

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>>53684618
Cara

>>53684510
Cosigning is dangerous anon your credit becomes linked to hers for the duration of the loan doesn't it?

>>53684734
Fuck if I know. She just said she couldn't get her dad to cosign. She never asked me.

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>>53684618
Imagine Ronaldo sucking your dick with his beautiful mouth

goodnight my friends

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>>53684948
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>53685009

night.

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good morning /cum/

>>53685009
goodnight anon

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>>53684845
You might talk to a banker but im pretty sure if she misses just a single payment it hits your credit as well as hers because you are telling the bank that she will make payments and that you will risk your own credit to prove that.
>dad wont cosign
please do not actually cosign anon just lead her on and fuck her or something but dont risk your future for puss

This chad kid at work is eating the pussy of some HR auxiliary RIGHT NOW in the office of the HR manager (they don't usually work on saturdays).

She's a qt, and I'm kind of jealous. Should I report them?

>>53685057

Good morning. Are you enjoying your weekend?

>>53685027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq

>>53685091
Well, If I end up moving there and going to the same college, it really wont be an issue.
I could always get her to cosign something exchange.

>>53685170
>eating the pussy
Don't bother. The cisplatin regime he'll have to endure in 30 years from the HPV induced oropharynx cancer will be more than enough.

>>53685170
yes

>>53685170
yes

>>53685170
Record it then post the footage here

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>>53685323
Well thats the thing anon you cosign and if she doesn't make payments you lose credit and have to pay for the loan yourself plus the interest and fees. Now if she cosigns a loan for you she is also liable for debt (if the bank would even agree to allowing her to cosign with her credit history) but it still hits your credit if you cant make a payment because of her fees . I could be wrong which is why I would talk to a banker if you do decide to go through with this but its just smarter to shop around for another girl when you build up some confidence after you have fucked her. Be smart don't get jewed by a stupid blond just fuck her instead

>>53685421
This.
And use it as blackmail so she'll let you fuck her.

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Reminder to cheer for the W H I T E S to win today

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Maybe I'm a little slow on this, but apparently Canada is getting a $5 coin next year. Pic related.

If $1 and $2 are called the Loonie and Toonie, respectively, what should this one be called?

>>53685895
Coonie

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>>53685797
>cheer for W H I T E S

>>53685170
>Having sexual relations with your boss

You do realize he's gonna be fucked over eventually, I mean even without you reporting them, they'll get frigid, not fall in love and things will suck for him and her.

You try working with someone you had sex with

>tfw banged my landlady once
>tfw I had to find a new place within a month because I found a real gf around my age and she wanted me to be her bf despite being 20 years older than me.

Never bang an authority figure. That dude is fucked

>>53686047
Did your government give you some extra government distributed good boy points for this post?

>>53686047
cute

>>53686047
>German
>Hating whites

Nothing new

>>53686111

I wish, maybe my life would be better then.

>>53686126

She's married to some finnish hipster guy.

>>53685895
you're getting memed, the $5 dollar coin thing got rejected years ago

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>>53658833
>2016
>not using a hands free whopper eater

Get out of my country you filthy communist.

>go to doctors for a physical
>tell her I have a hemorrhoid
>asks me open my mouth on regular checkup stuff
>I can open my mouth extremely far
>"That's... wow."
I bet she thinks im gay

>>53686320
How mant years ago? I know it's bounced back a lot, but I got that image from an article published half way through 2015.

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Finished my daily cardio

>>53659829

I will try to remember

>>53659829
>fucking to anything but ragtime
How philistine

>>53665179

it was invented here

>>53670959

I have never used a gun in my life. Its on my to do list

>>53681971

It will happen for me one day

>>53685797

okay

>>53687118

Not even a softair gun?

finally going back to school on monday

>>53687387

nope

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Break time

>>53687403
taking any interesting classes?

>>53687403
I hope you'll be taking photography and sharing your portfolio

>>53687403
Same here, what are you studying?

LADS I'm registering to vote. Should I list myself under a political party? I know it's pretty meaningless, but I'm leaning towards 'none'.

>>53687466
i think mechanics of fluids III is all about turbines which is pretty cool
besides that, i'm excited about steel structures and advanced mathematics for engineers

>>53687640

I'm undecided if I remember correctly

>>53687640
Register as independent so you won't have to change it when your young ass flip flops

>>53687661
Neat

>>53687576
Sure (?)

>>53687619
civil eng dud, what about you?

>>53687756
Industrial eng. 3 semesters left, I just want this year to be ogre already.

>>53686669
don't see any recent articles about it desu, bare in mind most internet articles are bullshit anyways

>>53687870
2 more years left for me. It's crazy, I thought I was almost at the end of it

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My mon likes shitty memes

Found this open on the family computer

>>53687966
We're gonna make it, bro. Eventually.

>>53657684
Stop you're embarrassing yourself.

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Just made a dunkin run lads, getting hyped for the patriots game AS WE SPEAK

>>53688011

its okay for moms to like terrible memes

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aaaaaaaaaaaaj

>TFW parents watching crappy movie downstairs so quietly I don't even understand how they can hear it

>TFW keeps me from watching anything

I hate living with my parents... need to find a job and get out

>>53688011
I think its cute

>>53688066
we were born to triumph.-
good luck dude

>>53688200

feel the bern

>>53688270
My mom listens to stuff so loudly sometimes it hurts my ears when I go out to visit her

>>53688443
I'm still not gonna vote for him

>>53688552

I dont see him winning the nomination

>trump kiddies is now an insult on facebook

well done pol

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>>53687434

It'll be exciting when you shoot the first time.
I own this model and it's really fun to shoot.

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Getting really fucking HYPE right now family

Feel like I could punch through a concrete wall

GET HYPE F A M

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baby steps

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I hope you've vaped your B12 today

>>53688880

I just want the games to start already

>>53687640
Democrat, and vote for Bernie..

www.wikihow.com/Browse-4Chan

>>53689036
>lurking
Love this meme

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>>53688200
Did you just pick the most retarded options?

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>>53658383
this fo real tho senpai

Two generations ago, everyone in my family was black. Literally everyone since then has married a white or a mexican.

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are all italians disgusting like this?

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best girl

>>53688945
I take Ultra 40 Argentine Beef liver tablets for B12