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fuck sweden edition
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Jeb Bush
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going for a cheeky haricut buds, how should I get it cut?
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>>53689406
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>tfw you'll never prepare burritos with him and his special guacamole
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>>53689522
I say go with a nice conservative haircut that will help you find a job or a mentally stable gf
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>>53689522
Hitler youth
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TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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>>53689481
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my town made it on Colbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQFvqD-_r9A
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>>53689614
sounds like a shithole desu lad
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>when your roommate tells you cute girls are coming over and you aint got time to clean up.
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>>53689614

I surprised there is no pressure on CBS to drop him already.

He alienated half his audience and he has clearly lost his schtick.
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>>53689688

It's not bad, 2bh

>>53689753

there might be privately
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>>53689614

so have you guys voted on the seal?
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>tfw no gf
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cum lol
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>>53689406
What's wrong with Sweden?
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>>53689697
>mfw
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Charli XCX is a proper whore, flashing, literally rubbing her cunt on stage. Pretty nice tbqh
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>>53689563
too conservative can be a bit borthing tho desu

>>53689584
I think my hair may be long enough now for this
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>>53689842
they are worst posters

even worse than tripfags
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>>53689871
fuck you
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>>53689869
I hate how almost every long hair cut almost requires a receding hairline to look good.
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>>53689861

Proof?
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https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs

THREAD THEME AND ALSO OFFICIAL PATRIOTS HYPE SONG
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>>53689871
Worse than Arabier?
Anyone else see that guy a lot?
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>30 minutes left on this 4k 60 plus milfs torrent
Come on I've got places to be
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Did you know? By saying that Swedes aren't allowed, you will have Swedes posting in your thread. That's how it works.
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>>53689753
>He alienated half his audience

When did he do that? Did he do something to upset /pol/ and therefore makes /pol/ feel like they alienated the whole right?
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>>53689931
It's a public trip
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>>53689810

~400 people voted, with 73% wanting to keep it
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>>53689973

I'm not going to argue with you.
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>>53689934
best site for milfs?
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>>53689697

/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
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>>53689869
>too conservative can be a bit borthing tho desu
Your hair shouldn't not be boring desu

You're better off with something nice and low maintenance than going with something "fun"
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>>53690037
olderwomendating.com
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>>53689930

I hope based Tom grabs Goodell as he receives his championship trophy and beats him into a pulp 2tbh
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>>53689934

do you really need all that?
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>>53690137
word

I want to see jewdell hand brady a trophy more than I want to win the owl
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>>53689753
Proofs?
Have his ratings dropped?
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>>53690158
I want to see every crevasse
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>>53689934
>>53690221
>imblying you have a 4k monitor
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>>53689897
I thought you said you weren't coming here anymore.
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>>53690194


http://www.mediaite.com/tv/colbert-drops-to-3rd-place-behind-kimmel-as-new-poll-shows-cbs-host-alienating-audiences/
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>>53690057
elves are pretty qt desu

/g/704935/294f136ebb/
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>>53690194
There is no proof, that poster was just a /pol/ guy who's upset that the host has a left wing past.

>Implying Letterman wasn't liberal
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>>53690277

What's he doing to alienate the audience? I don't watch talk shows because they're boring as fuck
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>>53690259
It's literally 2016
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>>53690270
no idea what you are talking about
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>>53690351
and above average 4k monitors still cost well over $500~
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>>53690395
That's only 2 months of neetbux
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>>53690447
for a twisted panel 4k monitor with no freesync or gsync
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>>53690491
>gsync
Love this meme
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>>53690323
He was on the Colbert Report for a decade and that was generally considered liberal, therefore he already has infamy with republicans who remember him mocking Bill O'Reilly and Conservatives. Then they report that conservatives don't like him which is a demographic he'd never win

Why colbert will stay is that he lures the younger more progressively minded audience which is valuable to a network whose primetime median age is 70, young people can be advertised to easier as a 70 year old is gonna stick with the products they know and are therefore immune to advertising.
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>>53690543
not a meme just really fucking expensive because of literal jews
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>>53690293
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>>53689614
who's that nigger sounding bloke interjecting with exasperated sighs and mindless grunts every couple of seconds?
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>>53690057
>/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
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Why do I suddenly want a tight bodied Asian GF
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>>53690687
enjoy
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>>53690732
Chinese new year
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>>53690373
Don't play dumb Karl, this is serious.
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Reminder security Cameras are fun and you should install your own
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>>53690550

I don't think many conservatives watched it in the first place
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>>53691054
All I could watch are the owls and deer that live in the woods.
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Good edition
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>>53690751
this was rather lewd
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hi /cum/ im bak did u miss me ?
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>>53691423
nah
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>>53691507
Are you the swedish lesbian feminist muslim cuckold?
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>>53691554
Nope, not at all.
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Swedes are faggots
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>>53691585
Good
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post pics from your street pls
are you happy?
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>>53689406
Why do the Republicans have so many candidates running as opposed to the Democratic three?
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>>53691738
>Jeb!

dunno why that's so funny
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>>53691637
Hello Russia
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PATRIOTS WINNING FAMILY

GET FUCKING HYPED WHITE PEOPLE GOING TO WIN THIS SHIT
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>>53691738
I unironically want trump to be president just because it wont hit me at all if he screws up and it will drive the rich middle class fags insane
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>>53691637
I live in what is the shittiest place in my state but yes I'm very happy.

Lowest violent crime rate in the country, no sales taxes, and 97%+ white even while living in the ghetto of my state
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>>53691817
any qts near you? what r u doing in the life?
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>>53691806
Jeb is a form of the word jebať in Slovak, which means to fuck. Jeb is a noun and could probably be accurately translated as "a fuck", though it isn't a perfect translation. Still, you can see why it seems funny to people from my country
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>>53691474
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>>53691920
heh
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>>53691920
If i said to a Slovakian girl "ayy bby, you want some jeb?" do you think she would be my gf?
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>>53691911
>any qts near you?

I live in a majority Ukrainian diaspora region m8. I'm surrounded by qts.


>what r u doing in the life?
Nothing but vidya and drinking right now, but working on becoming a Prison guard.


What about you, bud?
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>>53691637
Not happy but maybe in the future
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>smoking marijuana
New England thugs is more like it.
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Is there two levels among retards such as the one between lightskin and darkskin blacks? I can respect and easily find a friend in a high functioning autist, but the ones that are deformed and shit themselves are revolting. I know several with deformed features that are barely cognizant and do things like masturbate or shit themselves. I have never met a group better suited for cleansing than these, and they are usually aggressive and rude as well.
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>>53692101
>allegedly
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>>53692101
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i just like to say that i love each and every one of you
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>4.4GB of origami books
Those hos in 3rd period won't know what hit em
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>>53692338

you too
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>>53692338
love you too bruh hope you dont get beheaded by your refugees or cucked out of spreading your genes by refugees.
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wew
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Christ /cum/ pretends to be better than /brit/ when it's so incredibly vapid even when the weebs are gone.
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>>53692041
I finished MSU univercity and now I am neet.
I don't know how to start living.
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>Christ /cum/ pretends to be better than /brit/ when it's so incredibly vapid even when the weebs are gone.
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>>53692625
its without a doubt the worst general
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>>53692625
Love ya bro, hope you have a good day
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>>53692781
Living proof. You're a tripfag and never have anything interesting to say to warrant it.

>>53692798
U2
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>>53692756
Getting started is the hardest part. Maybe try some small jobs to get a sense of what you like and dislike
Good luck to you, bro
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>sports
You came to the wrong imageboard, motherfucker
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>>53692865
>complains about stupid shit
>I agree
>complains more

fuck off faggot
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>>53692874
I have 2 flats in Moscow and ~450k dollars cash. I don't need to work.
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Where are the fucking girls?
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>>53692037
well for starters J in Slovak is pronounced Y as in Yeb, and jeb isn't really used in the sense of "have a fuck" if you get what i mean. That would be jebanie or jebačka. Jeb is used mostly as a vulgar interjection, mostly in the context of hitting something or someone. Slovak is a really strange language where you add suffixes and prefixes in order to change the meaning of a word, but it's also quite wonderful because the word jebať's different can be used in over twenty different ways as swear words, and they all mean different things.

"He was talking shit, so I went over there and jeb! He was on the ground right away" something like that. Though this makes it even funnier I suppose, because Jeb's campaign logo has an exclamation mark.

Pic related is my OC just for you (big guy)

>>53692338
thanks lad
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>>53693068
the word jebať's different forms*, fug
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>>53693031

There's like 1 mexican girl here, but she never posts any thing lewd. She's also a hardcore weeb, so you know, shit
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>>53693013
Most people work, fuck girls, and do hobbies they like otherwise its just kind of dragging yourself through life unsatisfied
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>>53693013
>liquid assets
>no hobbies
You're fucked
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>>53693357
>>53693170
My hobby is masturbate all night, fapping on some disgusting perverted porn, scroll imageboards whole day, watch some films and tv series, played moba, but dropped, lost too much ime on it.

So, is 22yo too old to start living or not? Am I fucked?
What do people do in their lifes?
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>>53693452
You're older then me and ive kinda failed at having a life so I dont know for sure but im told fitness, social skills, mental health, friends, a passion, and money are how you become happy so give that a try maybe see a therapist if you need one
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where can i buy this?
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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>>53694179
ya
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>>53691611
I've actually been there and they're not as gay as the memes tell us
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man you guys fucking suck at cs
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>>53694680
put the awp down scrub and pick up a wheel gun
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OUR BOY IS GOING OF F A M
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>>53694743

kc looks so terrible
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>>53694741
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Reminder that our boy even supports making America great again
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>>53694179
I DO NOT CONSENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoUArgpo9s&feature=youtu.be&t=2m1s&ab_channel=jasonmacca
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>>53694680
>>53694886
>playing a game that unironically allows confirmed cheaters to compete (flusha) with several unconfirmed ones and is entirely unable to deal with cheaters on their own official servers
lol nah, CSGO has been shit since they added skins
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>>53694680
1v1 me deags desu
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OUR BOYS ARE DOING IT FAMILY STAY HYPED AS FUCK
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reeeee wheres the rain

THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO RAIN
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>>53695628
>falling for his mindgames
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>>53695628
>tfw it hasnt rained since xmas
>soon hoodie weather will be gone
>soon beach weather will return
>soon I will have to dig holes in 110F no wind no cloud weather
Why can't it just be winter year round? What state is it always cold and wet lads?
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>>53695628
>>53695781
lmaoing @ ur climate
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>>53695628

well, it's snowing a bit so there's that...
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>>53695438
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>>53695902
I just want a constant drizzle and howling winds is that to much to ask?
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>>53695902

gib jetstream
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>swedes thinking we care if they post
no we just love to let you know we genuinely don't like you you literal cuck country
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>>53696040
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I want to smoke some drugs
But I am a social outcast

H E L P
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>>53696106
Is that your face when you found out cops have been covering up rapes in your country for years?
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>>53696126

but le weed man will hook you up!
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>>53695988
It gets depressing desu

I wish I was in Florida or California.
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>>53696040
How can Sweden be a cuck country if the only men are the imported refugees?
>>53696137
But feminist love rape its their biggest fetish
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>>53695628

it dried up
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>>53696137
haha aa elr nää
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>>53696169
It will take a long time before he can legalize it
I want it decriminalized, legalization is going to take ages
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>>53696182

why would anyone want to move to florida
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>>53696182
Warm weather is only good if you have alot of buds and can pick up beach chicks at least if its cold and windy I can feel comfy indoors
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>>53695781
>What state is it always cold and wet lads?
average summer day here is like 85 and sometimes cloudy senpai
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>>53696268
sun and fun
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>>53696182

I dont do well in warm weather
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>there are people that would enjoy this
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>>53696262

Well if you don't know anybody who can find some locally, your best bet is looking online. My friend buys lots of shit online, never really had a problem I guess
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>>53696545
seriously, too fucking warm for me
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>>53696545

that looks like heaven
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>>53696432
Maybe I can find a job in Washington in the next couple years, the midwest is getting more and more depressing desu.
>>53696545
If i could actually do shit the warm weather would be nice but all I can do is a slow walk and nap in the grass so its a bummer.
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>>53696711
>nap in the grass
sounds like heaven desu
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>>53696545

I know I would
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Listening to Oingo Boingo guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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PATRIOTS ARE GOING OFF FAMILY THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
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>>53696813
I used up all my vacation days last summer just coming home to lay on a hill and wait for storms to wake me up. My roommate thinks I was visiting bars in st.louis
>listening to bugs in the grass
>birds chirping
>occasionally the neighbors hunting dog lies next to me
>wake up to a grey sky with rain slowly coming down
Its probably the most mixed comfy feel I have ever had.
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i don't like sports
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>>53696868
Everything in this city is gray and depressing.
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>>53697194
THEN YOU'RE WRONG
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>>53697182
Grass is kinda itchy desu
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>>53697194
I'm honestly not a huge fan anymore myself
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Let it all burn
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>>53697182
Sounds kind of like Last of the Summer Wine
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>>53697311
That's an awful feeling
The worst is when it's on the back of your neck
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hello please wish this guy a happy birthday

>>53695455
>>53695455
>>53695455
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>>53697136

lel
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>>53697456

how do I know its REALLY his birthday
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>>53697311
Its something you get used to after awhile I was trying to do some meditation bullshit that was posted on /r9k/ and just ended up falling asleep after awhile and it became habit. Dont even feel the itch anymore or the bugs.
>>53697434
the description looks comfy I wish I had some buddies to explore with desu
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>>53697456
>celebratory attitude with mudslimes
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>>53697435
Or finding a weird bug crawling on you.
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>>53697518
you just have to BELIEVE
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>>53697428
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>>53697629
>not just watching the bug crawl and do its thing for hours on end and feeling depressed when it leaves you for some grass
bugs are sluts
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>>53697629
I hate outdoors
But some things can make it ok
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ani me
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>>53697856
Aunt May
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>>53697766
>bullshitting your animu collage images with transparency
>>
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>>53697856

MANime
>>
Sorry Dad.
>>
>>53697990
not mine
>>
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Literally me
>>
>>53698279
>when its so cold that breathing out your nose causes steam like some sort of cartoon bull
>>
>>53697990
How do you make these?
>>
>>53697747
bugs should go and stay go

>>53697766
Camping is fun as long as the weather isn't too shitty.
>>
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Goals
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CHANNEL YOUR GOOD VIBES AND SEND THEM TO NEW ENGLAND SENPAI
>>
>>53698429
Yeah those are one of the things that makes going outside fun
>>
tried straight porn again

/g/568082/c9901c5b93/

it did not work out
>>
>>53698655

If thats straight porn Im the king of Siam
>>
>sick
>haven't texted gf all day
>she hasn't texted me
is that weird?
>>
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>>53698420
truth be told they are not mine and I dont know how they are made. I dont know of any program that can make this sort of thing.

If they are hand made then its pretty fucking impressive
>>
>>53698707
no I started with stuff you would like but it wasn't working
>>
>>53698784

maybe you're going at it the wrong way

/g/867219/4d1fe80b6b/
>>
>>53698745
there is a program that makes mosaics based on folders of images. I know theres a mosaic of Hillary Clinton made from over 5000 dicks
>>
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Black friend just updated this to his profile pic
Feels good. Lots of butthurt though
>>
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>>53695967
>>
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>53698962
I'll try that tomorrow

most of the time when I look at straight stuff I either look at the dude or just give up so maybe yuri could work
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EooH4K-qg6I

mid 90 memphis was the pinnacle of nig music
>>
Your STATE

Your FUEL PRICES


Arizone

1.77
>>
>>53698717
>not cohabiting
Might as well be single
>>
>>53699361
Georgia

1.71
>>
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>>53698655
http://nhentai.net/g/136657/
>>
>>53699361

California

2.35 or so
>>
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>>53699221
Also, if you want to read yuri you should probably start with /g/97172/>>53699552
>>
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>>53699527

decent
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>>53699527
>bbw
>>
>>53699638

Isn't there a board to discuss these things with other likeminded people?
>>
>>53699665

>unironically getting mad about anime on 4chan
>>
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I'm getting sleepy
I want to have a nap but it's really early
I just had a cup of coffee too
>>
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>>53699656
or
/g/150528/

>>53699665
Probably, but I don't really give a shit.

>>53699702
Drink more coffee desu
>>
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>>53699744
I feel like the cup of coffee I just had made me way more tired
I don't want to get up and refill my french press
>>
>>53699361
Illinois
Like $1.69
>>
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LITERALLY started this last night
thoughts?
>>
>>53699694
i was just curious. it just seems like it would help him a lot
>>
>>53699804

Good job. Flag collection seems like a very autistic thing to do so I'm happy for you.
>>
>>53699857
>autistic
why it's fun lol
>>
>>53699804

>only doing country flags
>not going to state/regional flags for extra bragging rights

I bet you dont even have 130 flags
>>
>>53699804
>Namibia
>Mozambique
Nice pulls
>>
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Finished watching Narcos today

It was good
>>
>>53698717
you gettin dumped soon
>>
>>53699880

Look I'm sure it is. I've studied autistic kids, they love to do shit exactly like this.
>>
>>53699918
>I've studied autistic kids
bit autistic lad
>>53699885
I have 84, including Hong Kong
>>
why so dead?
>>
>>53689614
>le epic white people stereotypes
It doesn't really offend me but it's baffling that people who don't give a shit about this get legitimately upset about doing the same to other races.
>>
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gonna simulate autism for a while

I'll be back
>>
>>53700200
the superb owl is on and its relatively close
>>
>>53700219
I should have said "I shall return" since its a pic of MacAurther now that I think of it
>>
>>53699361
Indiana

1.36
>>
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>>53699788
then you should probably take a quick nap
>>
i'm attracted t little girls
>>
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>>
Why are women so touchy with their friends? It's fucking weird. I've never seen guys do that kind of gay shit. Why do they do it?
>>
>>53699804

pretty good
>>
>>53700402

thats illegal, m8
>>
>>53700200

football is on
>>
>>53700402
t.every weeb ever
>>
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>>53700449

because girls and guys are different
>>
>>53700554
but some girls have penises too
>>
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>>53700735

you stop that right now
>>
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THE GOOD GUYS WON FAMILY

WHITES WIN AGAIN
>>
>>53700735

waaaat? proofs?
>>
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>>53700905
good to hear my aryan friend
>>
I just want to say I feel blessed to be American, more than ever, knowing that Muslims aren't free flowing into here like over in Europe.

very blessed lads. feels great. I mean we still have Mexicans, but that's hardly something to complain about compared to Muslims
>>
I'm in love with a stripper
>>
>>53700905

that bounce tho
>>
>>53701133

ROXAAAAAAANE
>>
>>53701148
Patriots practice that play every day
>>
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>>53701055
>mfw americans complain about us but when the real threats show up we're not ''that bad'' all of a sudden
>>
>>53701151
YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
>>
>>53701197
mexicans are like a slow acting nuisance.

Muslims are literally declaring war on the western world but nobody seems to be willing to come out and say it
>>
>>53701197
We bitch about everything bruh our lives aren't that exciting.
>>
>>53701197
Americans stuck in 1297 don't realize how lucky we are to be stuck with you Mexico <3

good food, friendly folks, jobs that we wouldn't take. in my humble opinion you guys are the best kind of immigrant
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/adolf-hitler-s-mein-kampf-sells-out-after-week-german-n497211?cid=sm_fb

>German Nationalism is on the rise
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>>53701356

>Americans around in 1297

This guy's an idiot
>>
If Germany wanted to start another Holocaust against refugees, would you support them?
>>
>>53701414
I'm not white so no sadly
>>
>>53701414
Isn't the nazi party on the rise in Sweden? I think Germany is just to broken to be a threat but maybe the stress of the refugees will reintroduce testosterone into them
>>
>>53701391
figger of speech friendo, not literal
>>
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>Meek Mill still trying to get back at Drake
>>
>>53701414
I couldn't give a shit what Germany does.
>>
>>53701414
Mexican chicano whatever here

I am inclined to say yes, even though it means Mexicans are doomed?
>>
>>53701547
but if they do that to the refugees, it would mean less for us to (maybe eventually) have to take in.
Or it could spark an entire new kind of refugee sympathy and cause us to take in millions more than we would have otherwise.
>>
>>53701545
how so? what he do now
>>
>>53701523

that's not even a figure of speech...
>>
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>>53701499
Why can't they just leave and mind their own business.
>>
>>53701595
put out another diss it looks like. check twitter, it's supposedly awful.
>>53701556
why would mexicans be doomed?
>>
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family I'm so fucking happy we won I don't even know what to do with myself now
>>
>>53701722
Get drunk.
>>
>>53701366

I always knew they were still nazis
>>
>>53701756
I don't drink anymore but I have some red wine, I might pour a glass and smoke some canabis
>>
>>53701644
>why would Mexicans be doomed

if extreme measures like Holocaust against Muslims were to happen, then basically all other minorities are fair game as well.
>>
>>53689406
So, Canknuckleheads, are there good women left in Canada?
>>
>>53701642
Europe was asking for cock and now they have it but they also got a side of violence on their plate.
>>
PATRIOTS NATION
A
T
R
I
O
T
S
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>>53701913
europe is dead now desu senpai
ww3 soon
>>
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>>53701722
>we
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>>53701913
lewd
>>
>>53699361
New Hampshire
1.95
>>
>>53701842
B-but who will do your garden clean your toilets and serve you food?
>>
just took me 50 minutes to jerk off
what the fuck
>>
>>53701937
>ww3 soon
we will lose in the long run we send our best and leave the shit behind to breed the girls during the war. We must steal their qt's during the war so that our adrenaline infused war time genes produce top tier children to even out the shit tier kids left behind. The gays can just fuck left over refugees into submission
>>53701980
Lewd is needed for war anon it drives out cocks forward like tanks on the battlefield and Europe is just one giant pussy that we must batter with our shells again and again until all that is left is roast beef.
>>
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>>53702036
It always takes me at least 2~ hours to fap, sometimes it unironically takes me 10+ hours.

This is why I'm trying to quit fapping but every time I try it only makes me hornier
>>
This week has been shite since I came back from Scotland.

Ireland is so depressing compared to Scotland.

Is this what it's like going from America and Canada to Meehixo?
>>
>>53701998
this
>>
>>53702120

Mexico isn't depressing if you have money
>>
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>>53702118
do you have some condition? that doesn't seem normal at all
>>
>>53702169
He's probably some sort of sex god.
>>
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>>53702103
Anon pls.
We're supposed to expel and/or kill them.
>>
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>>53702103
>we send our best
>>
making a banger
currently trying to figure out where to add some more gunshots and cash register noises tbqh
>>
Any wee love want to come a dander?
>>
>>53701197
>we're not ''that bad'' all of a sudden
idc if youre good if you break the law you're out fucking illegal scum
>>
>>53702203
sex god or not, 2 hours to cum is just too much imo
>>
>>53702280
Cartels and gang members are the problem, but I'm pretty sure regular Mexicans don't like them either.
>>
>>53702318
>Cartels and gang members are the problem, but I'm pretty sure regular Mexicans don't like them either.
oh poor regular mexicans, and poor regualar guatemalans and venezualans and cubans and WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT END THEY AREN"T OUR RESPONSIBILITY.

btw, these "regular" people are committing murders and rapes and not getting deported.
>>
>>53702218
Neither of those work so we must marry the terrorist and make them miserable through lewd acts that will make them tainted in the eyes of their god
>>53702233
They look healthier then the majority of people I see in Missouri or Kansas myself included
>>
>>53702391
Tell me, Lewdelf poster. Is the manga worth reading?
>>
>>53702169
its called being too lewd for my own good
>>
>>53702424

Do you use a deathgrip?

Apparently that numbs your junk
>>
Americans, what do they give you guys at the dentist?

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6712188/f09571e5/ik_wil_rappen.html
>>
>>53702387
I never claimed regular immigrants were perfect or anything else you decided to rattle on about.
>>
>>53702461
No I don't deathgrip
>>
>>53702464

Uh? What? As far as?
>>
>>53702464
I don't know what ur link is but they give me fillings and advice
>>
>>53702466
>regular immigrants were perfect or anything else you decided to rattle on about.
you're confusing immigrants with illegal aliens. i know you're probably 14 but illegals are criminals by definitiion because they broke the law to come here.

and yet many still break employment law by fraudulently using fake social security numbers to work
>>
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>>53702422
Ya its pretty good
>>
Fuck my life why am i back here.
Well my life went to shit again so I'm drowning my sorrows here.

Lost my qt3.15
Nearly lost my job
Crashed my damn truck

Just fucking end my life.
>>
>>53702515
In Europe websites have to give you a warning if it uses cookies. Otherwise placing cookies is against the privacy laws.
>>
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>>53702391
No.
You're just a slut.
>>
>>53702118
that happens to me often from time to time. You are just stressed/cold/depressed
>>
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>>53701722
>tfw another patriots superb owl
>>
>>53702539
Oh I thought you referred to the cookie warning.

I meant what kind of sedation. Because the girl seems high as fuck. While ours just give shitty local sedations.
>>
>>53702526
Does the elf get the D?
>>
>>53702526
Kill yourself.
In 3.5 seconds you made me want to live out of sheer rage.
You think you're fucking cool because you read comics for children from another country?
Eat a dick and choke on it you stupid shitposter.
>>
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Sell me this pen.
>>
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>>53702625

relax, nigga, god damn
>>
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>>53702551
I haven't had sex in a year im very horny desu
>>53702616
Only on sadpanda
>>53702625
Love you bruh I hope you feel better latter
>>
>>53702616
He was posting pictures from a doujin
>>
>>53702519
>because they broke the law to come here
It doesn't matter what the law is supposed to catch if it fails to, regardless many gang affiliated people have entered the US and passed background checks despite their history.
>>
>>53702686
I know.

I just want a good romance manga to deal with my crippling loneliness.
>>
>>53702577
Dunno about the USA but depending on the work being done here you usually get a localised anesthetic. Only time I ever got knocked out at a dentist was for MAJOR work.
>>
>>53702120
>Mexico
>depressing

you don't suddenly become poor by going to Mexico. just lots of folks from there are poor silly faggot :D
>>
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>>53702684
Then go out and fuck, anon.
Like a rabbit.
>>
>>53702657
No
You fucking relax you stupid fucking commie
I just spent the entire day setting up tents and doing Winter Ops with the CF and what the fuck did you do?
Jerk off to fucking pictures
You are a worthless individual and i hope that your mere existence causes others like you to kill themselves.
>>53702684
Nah fuck you you hillbilly fuck you probably haven't worked for more than 17 hours in our entire life you worthless mongrel
Fuck the french
Fuck missouri
Fuck Anime.
Fuck Mangea.
>>
>>53702767
>>53702767
>>53702767
>>53702767
>>
recommend me a movie
something good
>>
just ate a double bacon burg from burger king lads

was pretty tasty
>>
>>53702644

buy the pen
>>
>>53702780
Don't hate the leeches, anon. Hate the country that enables them.

Why work? You'll never afford a good life because of the prices of everything. There's nothing to look forward to, so you get people that jack off to pictures and play video games.
>>
>>53700402
inb4 canada
>>
>>53691637
hello agent
>>
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Secret post
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>>53705703
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>>53705779
This looks cute. Will read.
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