fuck sweden edition
>when your roommate tells you cute girls are coming over and you aint got time to clean up.
too conservative can be a bit borthing tho desu
I think my hair may be long enough now for this
THREAD THEME AND ALSO OFFICIAL PATRIOTS HYPE SONG
I want to see jewdell hand brady a trophy more than I want to win the owl
He was on the Colbert Report for a decade and that was generally considered liberal, therefore he already has infamy with republicans who remember him mocking Bill O'Reilly and Conservatives. Then they report that conservatives don't like him which is a demographic he'd never win
Why colbert will stay is that he lures the younger more progressively minded audience which is valuable to a network whose primetime median age is 70, young people can be advertised to easier as a 70 year old is gonna stick with the products they know and are therefore immune to advertising.
Reminder security Cameras are fun and you should install your own
this was rather lewd
Why do the Republicans have so many candidates running as opposed to the Democratic three?
PATRIOTS WINNING FAMILY
GET FUCKING HYPED WHITE PEOPLE GOING TO WIN THIS SHIT
I live in what is the shittiest place in my state but yes I'm very happy.
Lowest violent crime rate in the country, no sales taxes, and 97%+ white even while living in the ghetto of my state
Jeb is a form of the word jebať in Slovak, which means to fuck. Jeb is a noun and could probably be accurately translated as "a fuck", though it isn't a perfect translation. Still, you can see why it seems funny to people from my country
>any qts near you?
I live in a majority Ukrainian diaspora region m8. I'm surrounded by qts.
>what r u doing in the life?
Nothing but vidya and drinking right now, but working on becoming a Prison guard.
What about you, bud?
Not happy but maybe in the future
Is there two levels among retards such as the one between lightskin and darkskin blacks? I can respect and easily find a friend in a high functioning autist, but the ones that are deformed and shit themselves are revolting. I know several with deformed features that are barely cognizant and do things like masturbate or shit themselves. I have never met a group better suited for cleansing than these, and they are usually aggressive and rude as well.
i just like to say that i love each and every one of you
love you too bruh hope you dont get beheaded by your refugees or cucked out of spreading your genes by refugees.
>Christ /cum/ pretends to be better than /brit/ when it's so incredibly vapid even when the weebs are gone.
You came to the wrong imageboard, motherfucker
well for starters J in Slovak is pronounced Y as in Yeb, and jeb isn't really used in the sense of "have a fuck" if you get what i mean. That would be jebanie or jebačka. Jeb is used mostly as a vulgar interjection, mostly in the context of hitting something or someone. Slovak is a really strange language where you add suffixes and prefixes in order to change the meaning of a word, but it's also quite wonderful because the word jebať's different can be used in over twenty different ways as swear words, and they all mean different things.
"He was talking shit, so I went over there and jeb! He was on the ground right away" something like that. Though this makes it even funnier I suppose, because Jeb's campaign logo has an exclamation mark.
Pic related is my OC just for you (big guy)
My hobby is masturbate all night, fapping on some disgusting perverted porn, scroll imageboards whole day, watch some films and tv series, played moba, but dropped, lost too much ime on it.
So, is 22yo too old to start living or not? Am I fucked?
What do people do in their lifes?
You're older then me and ive kinda failed at having a life so I dont know for sure but im told fitness, social skills, mental health, friends, a passion, and money are how you become happy so give that a try maybe see a therapist if you need one
Reminder that our boy even supports making America great again
>playing a game that unironically allows confirmed cheaters to compete (flusha) with several unconfirmed ones and is entirely unable to deal with cheaters on their own official servers
lol nah, CSGO has been shit since they added skins
OUR BOYS ARE DOING IT FAMILY STAY HYPED AS FUCK
reeeee wheres the rain
THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO RAIN
>tfw it hasnt rained since xmas
>soon hoodie weather will be gone
>soon beach weather will return
>soon I will have to dig holes in 110F no wind no cloud weather
Why can't it just be winter year round? What state is it always cold and wet lads?
well, it's snowing a bit so there's that...
I just want a constant drizzle and howling winds is that to much to ask?
>there are people that would enjoy this
Maybe I can find a job in Washington in the next couple years, the midwest is getting more and more depressing desu.
If i could actually do shit the warm weather would be nice but all I can do is a slow walk and nap in the grass so its a bummer.
PATRIOTS ARE GOING OFF FAMILY THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
I used up all my vacation days last summer just coming home to lay on a hill and wait for storms to wake me up. My roommate thinks I was visiting bars in st.louis
>listening to bugs in the grass
>occasionally the neighbors hunting dog lies next to me
>wake up to a grey sky with rain slowly coming down
Its probably the most mixed comfy feel I have ever had.
Grass is kinda itchy desu
Sounds kind of like Last of the Summer Wine
Its something you get used to after awhile I was trying to do some meditation bullshit that was posted on /r9k/ and just ended up falling asleep after awhile and it became habit. Dont even feel the itch anymore or the bugs.
the description looks comfy I wish I had some buddies to explore with desu
Or finding a weird bug crawling on you.
I hate outdoors
But some things can make it ok
>bullshitting your animu collage images with transparency
>when its so cold that breathing out your nose causes steam like some sort of cartoon bull
bugs should go and stay go
Camping is fun as long as the weather isn't too shitty.
CHANNEL YOUR GOOD VIBES AND SEND THEM TO NEW ENGLAND SENPAI
truth be told they are not mine and I dont know how they are made. I dont know of any program that can make this sort of thing.
If they are hand made then its pretty fucking impressive
Black friend just updated this to his profile pic
Feels good. Lots of butthurt though
I'll try that tomorrow
most of the time when I look at straight stuff I either look at the dude or just give up so maybe yuri could work
mid 90 memphis was the pinnacle of nig music
Also, if you want to read yuri you should probably start with /g/97172/>>53699552
I'm getting sleepy
I want to have a nap but it's really early
I just had a cup of coffee too
Probably, but I don't really give a shit.
Drink more coffee desu
I feel like the cup of coffee I just had made me way more tired
I don't want to get up and refill my french press
>le epic white people stereotypes
It doesn't really offend me but it's baffling that people who don't give a shit about this get legitimately upset about doing the same to other races.
then you should probably take a quick nap
because girls and guys are different
I just want to say I feel blessed to be American, more than ever, knowing that Muslims aren't free flowing into here like over in Europe.
very blessed lads. feels great. I mean we still have Mexicans, but that's hardly something to complain about compared to Muslims
>mfw americans complain about us but when the real threats show up we're not ''that bad'' all of a sudden
Americans stuck in 1297 don't realize how lucky we are to be stuck with you Mexico <3
good food, friendly folks, jobs that we wouldn't take. in my humble opinion you guys are the best kind of immigrant
>German Nationalism is on the rise
>Americans around in 1297
This guy's an idiot
but if they do that to the refugees, it would mean less for us to (maybe eventually) have to take in.
Or it could spark an entire new kind of refugee sympathy and cause us to take in millions more than we would have otherwise.
Why can't they just leave and mind their own business.
family I'm so fucking happy we won I don't even know what to do with myself now
Europe was asking for cock and now they have it but they also got a side of violence on their plate.
we will lose in the long run we send our best and leave the shit behind to breed the girls during the war. We must steal their qt's during the war so that our adrenaline infused war time genes produce top tier children to even out the shit tier kids left behind. The gays can just fuck left over refugees into submission
Lewd is needed for war anon it drives out cocks forward like tanks on the battlefield and Europe is just one giant pussy that we must batter with our shells again and again until all that is left is roast beef.
It always takes me at least 2~ hours to fap, sometimes it unironically takes me 10+ hours.
This is why I'm trying to quit fapping but every time I try it only makes me hornier
do you have some condition? that doesn't seem normal at all
We're supposed to expel and/or kill them.
>Cartels and gang members are the problem, but I'm pretty sure regular Mexicans don't like them either.
oh poor regular mexicans, and poor regualar guatemalans and venezualans and cubans and WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT END THEY AREN"T OUR RESPONSIBILITY.
btw, these "regular" people are committing murders and rapes and not getting deported.
Neither of those work so we must marry the terrorist and make them miserable through lewd acts that will make them tainted in the eyes of their god
They look healthier then the majority of people I see in Missouri or Kansas myself included
>regular immigrants were perfect or anything else you decided to rattle on about.
you're confusing immigrants with illegal aliens. i know you're probably 14 but illegals are criminals by definitiion because they broke the law to come here.
and yet many still break employment law by fraudulently using fake social security numbers to work
In 3.5 seconds you made me want to live out of sheer rage.
You think you're fucking cool because you read comics for children from another country?
Eat a dick and choke on it you stupid shitposter.
I haven't had sex in a year im very horny desu
Only on sadpanda
Love you bruh I hope you feel better latter
>because they broke the law to come here
It doesn't matter what the law is supposed to catch if it fails to, regardless many gang affiliated people have entered the US and passed background checks despite their history.
Then go out and fuck, anon.
Like a rabbit.
You fucking relax you stupid fucking commie
I just spent the entire day setting up tents and doing Winter Ops with the CF and what the fuck did you do?
Jerk off to fucking pictures
You are a worthless individual and i hope that your mere existence causes others like you to kill themselves.
Nah fuck you you hillbilly fuck you probably haven't worked for more than 17 hours in our entire life you worthless mongrel
Fuck the french
Don't hate the leeches, anon. Hate the country that enables them.
Why work? You'll never afford a good life because of the prices of everything. There's nothing to look forward to, so you get people that jack off to pictures and play video games.