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good posts pls edition
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Hello friends what are we doing today? Let's do something naughty haha!
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>>53644539
>KGB
What a bunch of losers. You should know better, Russkie shit.
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Third for this general is fucking terrible and you should all kill yourselves
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>>53644586
good post

we're off to a good start
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>all these non /cum/ flags
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>>53644539
Remember - no weebs.
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>>53644633
>>53644605
>>53644592
>>53644624
incredibly good posts
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>>53644539
new
>>53644465
>>53644465
>>53644465
>>53644465
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aguu ~~~
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>>53644663
Pretty good post, I admire it.
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>>53644539
No one is going to help other Asian men but other Asian men.
Government will use us a model minority until it's convenient to throw us under the bus. see LA riots, no cops came to Korea town
Coporate America will use our talents but never advance us to upper level management. Lots of Asian engineers and managers but it's rare you see one in upper management.
12.6% our women are sell outs. "I don't date asian guys"
No one is looking out for your interest. We should change that.
Let's start a fraternity.
Why a fraternity? Because I want us to give each other a leg up. Because I want to help each and everyone of us get into a position of power where we can change things.
Imagine if we were the default power structure.
If we had influence on education, there wouldn't be affirmative action where we get penalized 50 points while others get boosted 200 points. We would go for a merit based system
If we had influence on media, we could get rid of our asexual stereotypes. We could make it look cool to date an Asian guy.
If we had influence on corporate America, we woulwn't be hitting a bamboo ceiling.
You're in this subreddit. You're facing the same issues 3600 of us are facing. No one is going to help you but others with the same struggle. No one is going to help Asians except for your other Asian brothers.
I'll help out my fellow brother. If you're looking for an entry level Software Developer in Test position PM me your resume. I will campagin you to my manager. If you live in the Silicon Valley and you believe we can help out our fellow asian brothers by looking out for each other PM me. I want to form our own group/network/local chapter in real life where we can help each other out.
We should look out for our own people.
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>>53644698
thank you very much friend
>>53644668
fuck off with that fake shit thread
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>>53644615

thats awesome
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>>53644616
>more than 7 times a week
Some bullshit made up by a frigid female psychiatrist who hasn't had dick in ages.

An active libido is nothing to be ashamed of. Women just want to make us feel bad for our biology.
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>>53644720
>Reddit Aznz trying to reinvent the Masons
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>tw no gf
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>This thread
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>>53644401
Pretty bored but otherwise im doing alright
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>>53644828
i dont get it
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>>53644828
Is this some kind of code?
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>>53644586
hey there buddy!
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>>53644795
My first and only gf let me finger her.
Now I like girls with cocks.

>>53644907
CHI
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>>53644852
nice to hear
>>53644907
yes
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>>53644863
Give me all your upvotes and no one gets hurt!
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>>53644908
G'day. Do you have any information on ">tfw no gf" my code cracking team is attempting to determine its meaning.
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>>53644932

>girls with cocks
>girls
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>>53644828
lol. Did not expect that.
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>>53644983
i dont get it
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>>53644983
+1
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>>53645035
still want a trap fucktoy
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>>53645001
It's short hand to describe a feeling of poverty, for those who lack gold filigrees.
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>>53645001
We are also have quite a lot of difficulty cracking this cipher, it is unlike anything we've ever seen before
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>>53645046
It's a meme you dip!
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>>53645139
I suggest you bring this one in
>>53645107
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>>53645192
i dont get it
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congratulations fellas this is the best thread we've had in months

upboats all around
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>>53645211
Just let the memes flow through you.
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>>53645211

save it and post it later
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>>53645256
this triggered me
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>tfw one day you will finish watching non non biyori
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having a cheeky erection lads
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>>53645242
I can get behind that. +1 friend

>>53645306
Trust me when I tell you this
>this

>>53645306
>this
>>53645330
Dolan Trump will make anime real
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>>53645352
thats a big burger
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>>53645352
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Is blowing a kiss to another guy gay?
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>>53645421
for u
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>>53645435
depends if it was done ironically
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>>53645421
ty

Going thru some shitty slideshow one of the media outlets in state did
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>>53645330

>one day, the series will end and you will never see ichijou's smile again
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>>53645435
Not if you prove you are the alpha male by breeding him in public
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Thought a spider was a black widow and laid down 30 seconds worth of spider spray on it's ass until the little fighter quit. Turns out it's normal.

>>53645330
I still have the whole of Repeat to watch, so I'm just going through other shows and putting it off.
>getting a friend into moeshit
>they enjoy everything I showed them
Soon my pain will be shared.
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>>53645435
Depends whose blowing the kiss and whose receiving it 2bh
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>>53645580
where do black widows even live?
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>>53645580
>murdering living things out of fear

bad lad
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>File photo from The Corner Bar where Balinda Gould eats one of the 43 hot dogs that earned her the Corner Barn eating title in Rockford.
wife material
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>>53645680

a spiders life LITERALLY has no value to me
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>>53645610
My bully blew me a kiss when I was with my friends in the hallway
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>>53645694

she looks like a fat white goblin
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>>53645647
The closer you get to mexico the more common they become but thats still not very common
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http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
Brits have shit taste in music
Should help them out with some good tunes
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>>53645713
>if something has no value to me it should die

bad bad lad
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People born in 1998 are 18 this year
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>>53645647
In houses they live like normal house spiders in my experience, wherever you can find a regular spider chilling in a corner you can find a black widow.
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>>53645752
Sad post.
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>>53645580
Did the same with a spider I though was a brown recluse and it wasn't. Felt kind of bad.

>>53645718
That means you're gay now
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>>53645793
W-what?
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>>53645743

>if something has no value to me it should die

Yes, I don't give a shit about the life of bugs. Unless it's a praying mantis or stick bug, they're cool
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>>53645837
most people would consider you a bug lad
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>>53645731
Idk I like Annie Mac's show

>>53645723
Ikr

>The legendary Fifth Third Burger. Made with 5/3 pounds of beef, the over-size burger features lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame bun
This one sounds gross. It's unfortunate cause usually ballpark food is pretty good. Last food post from me for now.
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>transferring 12.5TB at 5MB/s
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>>53645789
Why do they avoid the Congo but inhabit the Amazon basin and other places near the equator?
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>>53645352
>>53645426
>>53645499
>>53645694
>>53645872
The things I would do for a burger right now
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>>53645866

Wow, I'm amazing you know so much about me even though I'm nothing but a bunch of words an a belief there's a person behind them to you
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>>53645872
Burgers like this are usually challenge foods.
>ORDER THE BEAR BURGER AND EAT IT ALL AND NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR MEAL!
They are actually really tasty but you don't want to eat for several days afterwards.
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Just farted and it was really smelly because I've been eating chili all day, but I kind of like the smell of my own farts tbqh but would never admit it in public.
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>>53645988
I didn't imply I knew anything about you, I implied I know what other people think of you.
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>>53645925
Predatory wasps or mantids maybe
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>>53646025

To know what others think of me, you must have a knowledge of me
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>>53646015
I dutch oven myself when my sister farts in bed
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>>53646089
No I don't at all. People very often form opinions about people they don't know, stop being ignorant.
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>>53645409

you know what to do
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>>53646089
In a Disney movie that might be correct but in the real world everyone is judging each other way before they ever speak to them. Unless you are some lunatic on tumblr or a holy man.
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>>53646181
flex my leg muscles so it goes away?
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>>53646198
yes
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>>53645991
If you can eat it all by yourself they will give you a t-shrit, but the burger costs $20 and they give out free t-shirts at all baseball games, so. They expect you'll share it with pals.

>>53645986
I am gonna eat rodeo burgers (BK) for like a week straight when I come back to America.
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Any advice on getting my gmail phishing email past the filter?

Can't copy and paste the images gmail use in their official emails
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http://strawpoll.me/6548311
vote lads
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>>53646238
>but the burger costs $20
What? here they give you the food free and some will take your picture and hang it on the wall.

I ate a 1 lb burger as a kid and got to eat for free, it was a good time
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>>53646245

what the hell is a catamite?
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Anyone else get boners when the poop? I do almost every time and I don't know why.
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>>53646198

exactly
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>>53646296
because ur poop is rubbing your prostate lad
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>>53646245
>not having a catamite lover
>2016
Some people deserve their life of illusion
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>>53646290
gay slave in roman times
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>>53645680
I am merely regulating the competition. Now less spooky spiders have more to eat.

>>53646290
In modern vernacular, a shota fuccboi.
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>>53646296
You like taking it in your ass
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>>53646278
That's just how this goofy MiLB ballpark does it. Fucking Grand Rapids.
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has /cum/ ever gone to any kind of outdoor cook off? I want to find one this summer and eat lots of meat.
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>talking to a german
>they literally haven't heard about the NYE rapes in cologne germany

starting to legitimately believe that germans are being mind controlled lads, kind of scary times
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>>53646502

No. I also haven't gone to a renaissance fair yet
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everyone on earth should just kill themselves

global mass suicide WHEN?
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almost fapped to blacked but talked myself down and fapped to tushy instead
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>>53646631

you need to stop being so negative
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>>53646662
they have some good videos though, I will say the understand that recording angles are very important, something many porn companies seem to neglect these days.
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>>53646701
It's a shame the acting is subpar
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>>53646736
>porn
>acting

'no'
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http://instasync.com/r/bucks
someone please fix this shit playlist
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>>53646761
Stop settling for the slop. The industry has to be held accountable
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>>53646394
>Kat Dog
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nig nogs
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>>53646782
I just joined

called myself gringo
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>>53646888
word
Need some classics
I'm deep undercover
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>>53646808
when I see somebody acting in porn it turns me off.

It's why I watch amateur porn almost exclusively
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>>53646925
I think I need to make an account to add vids
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>>53646965
I just used a junk email, all you have to do it type the username and pass in the register box and you're in. Doesn't need to be a real email
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Privet nigglets
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>>53647010
in american please
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>>53646996
added this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI
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>>53647030


Hola negritos
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>>53647047
Perfect!
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>>53647055
hi mexican
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>>53646956
I turned to 2d because 3d wasn't sexually immersive enough
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live it up for them better days
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>>53647089


Que ondas gringo
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hello /cum/
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>>53647199
lol cum
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>>53647199


cheerio bogan frund
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when will the retro gaming bubble burst, buds?

I want my classic vidya without price gouging jews forcing me to pay out the ass
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>>53647220
>>53647230
how are we today gents
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>>53644624

diversity is strength
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>>53647237
on the day of the rope
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>>53646782
>>53647199
bb I need u
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>>53647237
It bursted awhile ago.

If you're asking when games will be more demanding, it is when the next generation performance CPUs hit the market and DX12 becomes standard. I believe the CPUs will be released within the next 2 years but I haven't read about them lately.

>tfw no 4k monitors with gsync under a trillion dollars
>tfw 1440 is a meme
>tfw 1080p is just meh now
>no games at all demanding for me
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>>53647278
gaping
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>>53645986

>Hello where are the burger :DDDDD

Now I finally understand
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>>53647278

Doing alright, but a bit bored of solving people's dumb problems, i want to go home
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>>53647325
>>53647341
im playing runescape
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Going to try and stop fapping as much lads, takes up too much of my time.

Wish me luck
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>>53647324

>bursted a wile ago
>lying on the internet

http://www.ebay.com/sch/Video-Game-Consoles-/139971/i.html?_sop=15&_nkw=japanese+saturn+console

NOT EVEN INCLUDING CONTROLLERS
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>>53647366

I might as well play some Aion until my next apointment, thanks for the idea
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>>53647392
oh you mean that, I thought you mean when will retro style games stop being popular
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>>53647448

no, I mean retro game pricing

had to pay $50 just for mario party 3
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I'm thinking about putting my piercings back in desu
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>>53647433
no problem senpai
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>>53647475
just emulate senpai
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>>53647475

Your fault for falling into the merchant's schemes

They know there's always this halfwitted people willing to pay extra for old and outdated shit
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>>53647550

>emulating multiplayer games, much less n64 games
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>>53647596
you can do both of those easily with a little work
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>>53647633

by all means show me a working emulation of Infernal Machine
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>>53646782

I would just make it worse
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>>53647475

Why didn't you do this when the games were still a generation old

>MP4 + 5 for less than $25
>Melee for $30
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>>53647653
I'm not going to spend my time doing that and you know it. I have nothing to gain and time to lose
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>>53647390

good luck
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>>53647669

I couldnt afford anything on my meager allowance

>>53647686
its also not possible
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>>53647700
What is this garbo?
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What a fantastic thread
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>>53647710
>living in a world where you think anything is impossible let alone an emulation of a man made game existing isn't possible
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>>53647700
Wish I took screenshots of the time I made Muhammad and Aisha pawns.
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>>53647739

go ahead and look it up then. Ive tried every setting imaginable, and so has the emulation community
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>>53645694
>rockford
>first world
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>>53647737
thanks
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>>53647774
how much will you pay me if I find it
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>>53647815

$5
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>>53647794
I'm a big fan of your good posts desu
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>>53647829
not worth my time
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>>53647840
I only make good threads/posts

good post btw
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>>53647666
also acceptable
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Reminder to report and ban the Russian OP. It's CIA, who is evading a permanent ban
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>>53647894
I thought slander like this was illegal?
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>>53647894
>snitching for fame
What would you do for freedom?
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>>53647894
I'd rather have CIA post here than that swede
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>>53647894
reminder ohmss killed himself and this is a imposter

#%q1XS]?[
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>>53647894
That's awesome. Sincere thanks.
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>>53648024
Accurate and good post
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>>53648170
this is also a very good post
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Test
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>>53648194
Right back at you
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So

what is everyone's favorite board game?
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I really miss it.....
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I'm a cuck
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>>53648294
>missing something you were not born in time to see

top cuck
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>>53648335
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>>53648312
sorry to hear that
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>>53648288
Monopoly of course
All about strategy and cunning
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>get my hair cut
>try not to be autistic this time
>actually talk this time
>exhaust all my conversation options within 3 minutes and sit in silence the rest of the time
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>>53648382
Lol fag
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>America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5mTpgLS4qA
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>>53648382
you should have made a list
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>>53648382
>the barber let an uncomfortable silence fall over your haircut
I hope you didn't tip
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>>53648426
Chiina looked pretty good
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>>53648382
If it is a woman ask about their shitty pointless life, they will talk forever.
If it is a man discuss local sports.
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No matter what happens in life, I feel like there will always be this overarching sense of disappointment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxNw133nUj0
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>>53648382
i had this same feel but now i have an chinese barber

there are a lot of qts chineses and they do massages too, i don't know if they have happy ending
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>>53648550
cant believe he got 5 years
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>>53648577
I feel bad for him. Hopefully he can get his life together after he gets out. Would be fucking crazy to see him back on /sp/...
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>>53648834
biggest comeback of all time
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>>53648170
>>53648194
>>53648247
good posting lads
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>>53649097
good post
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>It's an IRC raid thread

pic very related
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>>53649441
""""raid""""
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>>53649441
>filter all trips and names
>do not show stubs
Congrats, you now have 90% less shitposting /cum/ version
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>>53649530
>>53649441
in what regard is this a raid?

No one is even posting atm
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>>53647894

Okay I will remember
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>>53649548
nothing wrong with fun posting, it's pretty than pedophillic anime
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i hope burkina fasou is going to be ok
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>For a person of 150lbs, the recommended amount of water per day is about 75 to 150oz
Fucking hell. I can spend days without drinking water.

Though as of this very moment Im changing that since being a neet ia slowly making me fat, so when I feel hungry, Im going drink water instead.
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>>53649548

yeah I have that but I can still tell when theyre raiding. They can't disguise their autism.

it's no big deal though, I just ignore them and do other stuff instead until they get bored of their raid and leave.
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>>53649761
literal autism
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>>53644828
i really really like this .gif can i save it?
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>>53649760
>150lbs
thanks mister skeltal
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>>53649760
What do you drink instead of water dude? You're going to get kidney stones fuck's sake drink 2litres of water a day.
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>>53650032
not him, but I drink a fuckton of milk

Daily reminder that if you don't drink at least 1 litre of milk every day, you're pretty much non-white and might as well change your name to Muhammad Durka Durka Jihadistani.
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>>53650107
T H I S
H
I
S
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Should I pick up a bag of weed after work, or use that money for new piercing jewelry?
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>>53650277
weed
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https://vine.co/v/hVrXYYQIKwP
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>>53650030
I'm probably around 175ish desu, havent been on a balance in monts.

>>53650032
Soda, lots of it. I feel terrible.
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>>53650415
good post
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>>53650326
That's what I was thinking, but I'm conflicted. I want to put my piercings back in so I can be sexualy attractive again, but I also want to be comfy/high.
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>>53650277
>piercing jewelry
Aren't you abit old to be rocking the whole emo skater kid thing?
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>>53650425
>havent been on a balance in monts.
>a balance
Salut Gabriel :^)

>csq 180 livres
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>>53650472

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmSrQdEfa1k
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>>53650561
You're never too old to look like a faggot.
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>>53650580
>Salut Gabriel
Kek c'est quoi le mot véritable?

>>53650107
Milk is gross as it is internally secreted by cows, and milk also goes bad after barely two days in the fridge. It might taste good the first day, but the next morning it has a foul taste to it.

Fuck milk.
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>>53650638
Shit I dont think even fags dress that stupid anon
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cum lol
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>>53650663
>Kek c'est quoi le mot véritable?
"scale"
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>>53650663
>but the next morning it has a foul taste to it.
Something is wrong with your fridge, bud.
>>
help keep my mind off lewd senpai
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>>53650727
Ah merde j'aurais dû deviner, ou simplement me souvenir.

>>53650737
No, it's the truth. Milk is awful.
>>
>>53650561
Will people honestly look down on me for piercings? When I was a teenager grrls would always ask questions about them, and then I would go from there.

Maybe I am too old
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>>53650700
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>>53650700
This is a good post.
>>
>>53650663
You know you are supposed to plug in the fridge right? Its supposed to stay cold in there anon so things will last longer
>>53650765
why keep your mind of lewd anon? Lewd is a sign of a strong sex drive which means you have genes worth spreading all over the face of a weak submissive European
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The world is pretty quiet right now when you think about it
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>>53650836
Because fapping takes too much of my time
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>>53650765
Words of wisdom.

>>53650794
Do you not eat cereal or drink milkshakes at all? Milk is alright, just don't let it sit in your fridge for too long.
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>>53650107
Milk costs money, water is free. Water is for staying hydrated.
>>
>>53650875
Have you tried exercising when you are horny? I mean you're going to get more and more horny as you get /fit/ but at least you will be able to fuck something in the future.
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>>53650836
I'm not saying that milk actually goes bad as in clots start building, I'm just saying that the taste of milk changes from one day to another, though still completely drinkable. I don't like milk, or I guess I'm just different.

>>53650909
>Do you not eat cereal or drink milkshakes at all?
Never, ever, breh.
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>>53650861
The calm before the storm.
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>>53650909
>>53650861
>>53650667
>>53650638
terrible posts

fuck off

this is a good post only edition
>>
>>53650970
Doesn't work and wastes almost as much time as fapping would
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>>53650984
u a big guy lel

>>53651002
What is it that you want to do in the time you could be fapping or exercising?
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>have to take womens studies for GE
>these are the articles we have to read

Just kill me now
>>
>>53651098

>where are the data
>>
>>53651071
reading or learning.

basically anything that uses my brain
>>
It's been a week lads. The kids are fucking insane. If it wasn't for Zack and Maria I would shoot myself in the classroom
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>>53650861
IS tanks are pure sex.
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>>53650976
Nerd.
>>
>>53651239
very bad post
>>
>>53651207
Which kid is the worst?
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if waterfalls make you piss
what makes you shit?
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>>53651239
Let me post you this Twitter toad meemee
>>
>>53651324
icecream machines
>>
>>53651324
Looking at a picture of your mother
>>
>>53651349
Only after taco bell.
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>>53651324
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>>53651298
Terrence desu. He likes to touch people's shoulders and it creeps everyone out. He also laughs when the room is silent
>>
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>>53651413
>>
>>53651453
>It Took The Night To Believe starts playing in the distance
>>
> tfw you will never liberate France
>>
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000V8JKB6?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00

does this look too thick to casually wear inside like a hoodie?
>>
>>53651653
the french made the most suave resistance fighters in history
>>
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Marina Diamandis
confirmed cute
confirmed not a paki
>>
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>rum cream
>>
>>53651653
>the modern French sit by as they are invaded and killed
Our ancestors in every country would be so fucking disappointed desu

Germans the most probably
>>
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>when your dad is audibly disappointed in you for not having friends
>>
>>53651324
Tex-mex
>>
>>53651925

fortunately I havent told him that
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just came from scratching my balls
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>>53651925
Imagine if he found out that you're a massive weeb
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>sick
>gf said she would bring me soup
>literally feel bad accepting kindness from another human being
>already anxiously stressing about me having to pay back her kindness
fucking lol
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>>53651925
Sometimes he tells stories of all the fun things he was doing with he college friends at my age
>>
>language learning program has female voice
No.
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applied for 3 job openings
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>>53651973
My brother in law did it as a joke desu
>tfw you use /cum/ to fill your void of buds
>>53652016
Pretty sure he would disown me which would get me out of having to be responsible for a farm when he dies
>>
>>53651676

looks fine to me
>>
>>53652126
>>53652102
>>53651925
extremely bad posts
>>
>>53652102
He uses them to lecture me every holiday
>I had this many gfs at your age and you have only had two
>why havent you fucked more girls
>why arent you hanging out at the strip club
>why arent you /fit/
>when I was your age I had earned several boxing trophys and you couldnt even compete in highschool
kill me
>>
Does anyone else ever feel like there is something inside their mind thats not supposed to be there and isn't actually part of them?
>>
Can I just go to a hair cutting place and ask them to cut my hair how they think would look nice?

I just buzz my hair every few months so I'm kind of curious at what people with taste think would look nice on me and I wouldn't really care if it came out bad
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Can someone post the comic where the kid says it's alright if I'm wearing a skirt.
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>>53652777
Not really.
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>>53653070
I have been feeling for a long time that there is something in my head
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>>53652777
like what? what do you feel?
>>
New thread

>>53653185

>>53653185

>>53653185
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>>53652864
Better to show them a pic from your cellphone, although there are good barbers that do GET IT and can actually cut your hair to make your head look good.
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>>53653172
It feels like it is large and inside my mind but it is not part of it and I can't penetrate it
I think it grows over time too
>>
>>53653232
Are you talking about gay thoughts?
>>
>>53653285
no it has nothing to do with sex
>>
>>53653285
that is all part of my mind, this is like something different thats inside my mind
>>
>>53653315
>>53653342
eh
Maybe you're just a tad crazy. We all are.
Just take it easy, anon.
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I have never hada gf.
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>you will never be a turn of the century west coast skater kid
What the FUCK are we all doing?
>>
>>53653496
They're all dead from VD by now, man. You lucked out.
>>
>>53645789
Shitty map. You're retarded.
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>>53653813
Wow rude.
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>>53646296
You are gay. Just accept it.
>>
>>53651324
dietary fibre and coffee
>>
>>/a/136188888
>tfw you get quints
>>
>>53655923
Fuck I'm retarded and can't link posts on other boards apparently
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>>53655923
nice one, nerd
also wrong thread
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Guys seriously i have 6 inch pecker

Is this big enough? Im shitting brickz on sunday this girl wants to me to come over and chill, she's flirting with me at work while ive been containing my autism
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https://imgur.com/a/AvvAw
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/brit/ is dead so gonna post this here aswell:
>just paid £50 to cum in a romanian prostitute twice
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