too many yanks
too many many yanks
we need some more brits in here
>have an exam on Monday
>didn't attend any lectures
>spent the whole day watching David Attenborough documentaries instead of revising
This is now an official Free State zone. Can all Unionists CUNTS please make your way in this direction
how can aussies even compete?
>meet girl in class and talk a bit
>she invites me to party where ill only know her
>she says, "don't worry I have the WORST social anxiety, so i wont ditch you at the party and go talk to randoms or anything"
>go to party and she gets drunk and is the life of the party and flirting with everyone
Why do girls pretend like they have bad social anxiety?
Murder murder, kill kill, in the jam I'll never squeal
My label only time I deal
I fuck with G's, B's, Moes, Kings, Snakes, 4's and the niggas under kneel
Silver spoon, you don't know how hunger feel
Dreaming 'bout 100 mil, step on that curb with 100 pills
Stroking my hard dick over this cocktease,would love to get her in a public toilet with a bunch of tramps and wank and verbally abuse her as they fuck her tight little prickteasers shitter without wearing condoms then I would cum in her hair and piss in her mouth its what fuckmeat deserves and always secretly wants-charli knows she's just a object to be used as a cocksleeve ,her father must be proud of his cumdump daughter
or as yanks call it, oatmeal
tfw no reddy brek
I have aspergers, what about the 75% of autistic people who are low or medium functioning what about all of them that can't live independently because of autism DO YOU EVEN GIVE a shit do you have any fucking empathy for anyone else on the autistm spectrum or is it all YOU YOU YOU fucking retard you fucking disgust me literally you fucking disgust me your fucking usless you don't speak for all of us shut the fuck up and gtfo and don't fucking come back till you have answers for all those other autistics.
lol fuck off you idiot
you probably believe the meme that every easy girl is filled with std's
this would be the hottest girl you'd ever fuck in your life. everyone in here would brag to their mates about fucking this girl
The western middle class ideology has two opposed features: it displays arrogance and belief in the superiority of its values (universal human rights and freedoms threatened by the barbarian outsiders), but, simultaneously, it is obsessed by the fear that its limited domain will be invaded by the billions outside, who do not count in global capitalism since they are neither producing commodities nor consuming them. The fear of its members is that they will join those excluded.
>calling me a cuck
you realise I could bang any of them if I wanted right?
gonna do a few days in london for work in march.
might take a cheeky flight over to amsterdam even though i've already been there a few times. anyone got a different city they suggest that is a short flight?
maybe I should meet you by the green
Bought this at the bookstore today
>gonna do a few days in london
A bloke literally just knocked at my door and tried to sell me fish.
I said I didn't have any cash and he reeled off about 7 other ways I could pay. I would have liked some fish but it just took me by surprise that he was selling fresh fish door-to-door.
Has this happened to anyone else?
To be fair, lefties indoctrinate their kids to a disgustingly higher level.
>work shitty job
>have no real friends
>between leaving work in the afternoon and arriving the next morning, never speak to another person
>sit in my room all weekend drinking alone and wanking
>it's going to be like this for the foreseeable future
>I only have once chance at life and it is like this
>To be fair, lefties indoctrinate their kids to a disgustingly higher level.
Speaking of historical books, I heard that Mein Kampf has recently become public domain.
I'm kind of curious to see what it's like since the old copyright holder refused to publish it uncensored because it will brainwash me into being le evil jew gasser.
Is it available anywhere?
Britain sounds very cozy and quaint. Monarchy, door-to-door salesmen, etc.
A bloke literally just knocked at my door and tried to sell me an anvil.
I said I didn't have any cash and he reeled off about 7 other ways I could pay. I would have liked an anvil but it just took me by surprise that he was selling them door-to-door.
Has this happened to anyone else?
Is that a thing?
He had a van I guess it had cooling
Really wish I'd bought some now I feel bad he looked quite annoyed because I asked what he had then said no and kind of shut the door on him.
I wish that a megatsunami destroy the British Isles soon.
That's mostly a meme. Our deep south was an even bigger Penal (benis :DD) colony than Australia, but when it broke off Australia was the backup. Only like 25% of Bruces have convict ancestry
>sudanese door-to-door fish selling website
>no one rating my waifu
Is she really that unremarkable, lads?
>I've read the wiki article on it and it sounds like it's nothing special
That's what I thought, but the fact that the old rights holders refused to print it uncensored because they thought it will brainwash me like I said has piqued my interest in it and now that it's public domain, I want to read it.
He didn't die, he had a parachute on and was pranking his friends.
My father actually works as one of the people. They've got a cooler in the back of the van where they fill it with dry ice and boxs of frozen food. It's actually quite nice tbqh.
>the sound of it hitting the table
Yeah, the main reason people travel here is for outdoors shit. We have the Great Barrier Reef, some decent national parks, good beaches, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.
ngl the cost of the Jizya would be way lower than current taxes
>I've fucked a raver girl equal to these already
>this isn't /r9k/ and I'm not a fat neckbeard, shocking I know
>tfw no handsome
I don't even want it just for sex, you know? I just wanjt to look nice.
I want to look in a mirror and feel proud.
Must kill John Lennon.
>called someone a nigger on YikYak at uni
>literally everyone talking about the "systematic racism"
>get this two days later
>muh emissions """""scandal"""""
I literally could not care less about car emissions. It's the last thing I look at when buying a car. All I care about is how much it is and how much it costs to run
how great would life be if you were an attractive movie star
I don't need to fight a spic as you have already lost.
Have started getting hard at clothed pictures of voluptuous women