>be me >be Japanese >not being american yet >wanna

>>>/pol/
>>>/adv/
>>>/trv/

>>53374732
How old are you?

You haven't ate enough McDonalds Takeshi. You are not eligible for the freedom.

>>53374932
19yo :3

>>53374732
shut the fuck up proxyshit, no one cares

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>>53374732

Felt something was a bit off.

>>53376986
fucking saved

>>53374732
同じく19歳でイギリス人になりたいと言って親を困らせてます、お互いがんばりましょう

My cream is to learn Japanese and how to use proxies.

>>53378573
these are funny symbols desu

>>53378573
>wanna be britcuck

jesus WHY?

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>>53374732
>get job as Japanese teacher
>weeb students make sure you are always employed
>work legally in America for a couple of years until you're eligible for citizenship
>become US citizen
>eat burgers and shoot nignogs
>God bless America

>>53381168
>become US citizen
kek, good luck

>>53374732
if you do suicide now, at least you can maybe have a chance to reborn as a american.

>>53374732
だって仕方がないじゃない

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>>53381168

What's so hard about becoming American? My ancestors did it, and my family is nothing but retards.

Oh, that's right. We're white.

>>53374732
>beg permission from parents to be American
literally what?

>>53381756
>needing familial approval
>being American
Yeah, seems a bit contradictory. Am independent spirit is integral to American identity.

>>53382013
when are you going to be financially independant from your parents

>>53382285
They kicked me out when I was 17. I'm now 30, married, own my own house, etc.

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>>53382561

>>53382677
Yeah, I can't read Japanese, so...
Ok.

>>53374732
You're just a dumb kid and your problems wouldn't go away no matter where you move

>>53383996
wow you can read this!
It's good lol

>>53384649
>Japan
>being retarded again
Quelle surprise!

>>53381292
>tfw I'll never be reborn as a dog adopted by a suburban family
comfy life never

>>53385688
Equivocado

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>>53385962
Oh, ok. Thanks for the correction.
>mfw

>>53381168
eh, i somewhat doubt you could get a job teaching japanese with no credentials in the US

Illegally immigrate to Hawaii like your cousins.

>>53374732
>tfw not Japanese

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>tfw no Japanese-American friends that I can practice JP with while we go eat taco and get shot.

Why live?

You'll be fine anon. Come join us, we have burgers.

Can someone post the "that feel whether girlfriend where to at - average japanese poster" picture? You know the one.